Terry tops Tiger totty tale

[Nic]

First Tiger Woods, now England and Chelski captain John Terry, cheating with his former club & country team mate's bird. It does strike me that this current trend in the media for outing cheating sports stars is like shooting fish in a barrel, I reckon you could name practically any premier league footballer and uncover an affair for a cash incentive. Anyways, latest gossip about the Terry-gate scandal here in the UK (unconfirmed at time of writing, I hasten to add) -

The Sun have lined up another EIGHT women whove slept with him in the last 18 months or so. Enough for a couple of weeks of front pages. Including FHMs own Tanya Robinson.
Revelations that Bridge's ex, Vanessa, has slept with five members of the Chelsea squad are only the beginning. Two other Chelsea players - Gudjonsen and Drogba - were also sleeping with Bridge's girlfriend at the same time as Terry.
The Sun is also paying Vanessa 250k to dish everything including the fact that the mystery fifth Chelsea player is, depressingly predictably, Ashley Cole. Which should give Cheryl the excuse she needs to finally dump him (now shes no longer Racist Toilet Cleaner Puncher, but the new Nations Sweetheart)
JT has also been sleeping with current team mate Hilario's wife (who also has kids).
Away from the bedroom, JT also owes Wembley a substantial amount of money for a box he owns and hasn't paid for, even after he had mates in there racking up a 20k bill at the FA Cup final.

But the point for debate is surely; at what point does someone become morally unable to captain (or lead) their country, regardless of whether they are the best person for the job?

Also, isn't it about time we stopped calling every single fucking scandal Whatever-Gate? What does Terry cheating on his wife have to do with a flippin' gate?

[D2Kvirus]

Can't shoot,
Can't pass,
He'll shag your wife in the arse,
John Terry, John Terry...

[legendaryken]

Apart from Wayne Bridge - who the fuck cares? It's a given that Premier League footballers will shag anything with a pulse and another given that 90% of WAGs are brainless fame monsters (not to mention another given that plays in goal for Man City) so it's no surprise that they like to work their way up the league table, so to speak. It's why (Wayne's granny fetish aside) I've got a softish spot for Colleen Rooney - at least they were an item when he was a spotty schoolboy and I don't see her looking elsewhere (but if she does, my number is.......)

[Nic]

apart from wayne bridge - who the fuck cares? It's a given that premier league footballers will shag anything with a pulse and another given that 90% of wags are brainless fame monsters (not to mention another given that plays in goal for man city) so it's no surprise that they like to work their way up the league table, so to speak. It's why (wayne's granny fetish aside) i've got a softish spot for colleen rooney - at least they were an item when he was a spotty schoolboy and i don't see her looking elsewhere (but if she does, my number is.......)

thread killer!!!!

Come on, we all know you're acutely concerned about England's world cup aspirations Ken...

[D2Kvirus]

Come on, we all know you're acutely concerned about England's world cup aspirations Ken...

Assume superiority before losing 3-1 to the US in the opening game, labour to beat Algeria 2-0, then lose 1-0 to Slovenia whilst finishing the game with eight men?

That's my aspirations for how England do, so I can enjoy the majority of the tournament, even more so when Portugal once again forget to take any decent strikers and get dumped out in the first round as well.

[legendaryken]

Come on, we all know you're acutely concerned about England's world cup aspirations Ken...

I'm concerned......very concerned. Just imagine they did win (shudder) .......the entire TV/radio schedules would be wiped out for a fortnight afterwards, there would be no news other than how many times Gerrard wiped his arse that morning, Peter Crouch on Strictly Come Robot Dancing, John Terry as Prime Minister and Lord David Beckham turning out in midfield on his 60th birthday.
There's a nice advert for Irn Bru that they probably don't have in England - an old bloke in a bunnet (obviously Scottish) saying 'I had an Irn Bru in 1966 but I don't go on about it'

[D2Kvirus]

I think we can safely rule John Terry out for a Knighthood now.

Great, now we get months of scousers saying it should be Steven Gerrard as captain, Mankers saying it should be Wayne Rooney or Rio Ferdinand, and Gooners being excluded from the conversation entirely.

[Gunnar Brian]

The England captancy seems to be passed down the moral chain, anyone fancy a punt on Joey Barton getting it before the WC

[D2Kvirus]

Yeesh, the list of potential captains isn't that great, is it?

Rio Ferdinand: Can't play two games in a row, lost his place for his club team, skives on drug tests
Steven Gerrard: Assaults people in bars
Wayne Rooney: Shags grannies, hits Coleen (allegedly)
David Beckham: Sleeps around on his wife, motivated by money, was a crap captain last time
Gary Neville: Not in first team for club, incites riots once a season
Frank Lampard: Thinks it's a good idea to insult Americans the day after 9/11
Ashley Cole: Puts mobile phones up his arse, admits to using his mobile while driving in his book, cheats on wife

[Gunnar Brian]

All we are missing from that list is a keeper, left midfielder and a second striker, generally all postions England have been known to be crap in