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05-22-2004, 02:15 AM
Tino sits in his UCW locker room with a single light on. The room is fairly dark, and Tino sits in a folding chair, staring away from the camera. He begins to remember his victory, and decides t speak on his upcoming match.

Last week at Revolution, I showed everybody just who I was. I was the man determined to win that match. I was the man who defeated two other men quite easily. I was the man who was dead set on making a point, even after victory. And Mark Craig, you just were in the wrong place, at the wrong time, because it could have been Jenazide, the ref, The Main Man, or even, the boss himself. I went out there to back up my words. I AM the real deal. I am Tino. The way I speak and carry myself is how I wrestle in the ring. I'm all business, all the time, and when you step into the ring with me, expect to get your butt whooped, and I will gladly take your abuse as well, as long as I'm the victor in the end.

So Mr. Craig, it seems Gravedigger didn't like my actions with a chair after the match. So now we have a chain match, at one of the most ingenious events in wrestling history, Hardcore Innovation. You see Mark, a chain is made up of individual links, all intertwined to create one large object. you see, UCW is like a chain. Each wrestler in the back is a link; one end signifies the bottom, the other signifies the top. As I start out from the bottom, I begin to slowly dismantle that chain. Each wrestler goes down one, by one, by one, by one, until there is only that one chain left, which is the World Champion. Jenazide was the first link, Craig, and your the next; but don't feel bad, because you will be one of many who will be taken down.

I've used a lot of weapons in my life to protect myself. I've never attacked someone who didn't have it coming to them. But Craig, I feel with your immature insults, you need to be beaten down some. I started that with the chair to maybe knock some sense into you. Maybe at Innovation, you'll realize that finally you need to grow up and be a man. And if you don't, well then I'll just have to use the chain. I won't be afraid of using it, because you've had this coming to you since the day you were born, kiddo.

So sit back Craig. I'm sure you have remembered my face. You haven't shown your face since Revolution, whether it be from the physical or ego bruising you received, so you must remember just who the hell I am.

:::Grows more intense:::

I AM TINO.

:::Smirks a little bit:::

Lets just hope, you grow a set, and show up like a man at Innovation, or else, you'll just be another one to be cut from the chain...

Ray Williams
05-22-2004, 10:05 PM
Hash pipe hits the speakers and Mark Craig comes to the ring accompanied by 2 beatiful ladies in Bikini's, both aged around 25.

Craig: How the hell are y'all? I was just in my locker room showing these lovely ladies a good time so I decided to bring them out here with me tonight. I should intro duce them to you.

Mark turns to the girl on his left.

Craig: This is Candy and she has a very famous relative in this company, her brother is Constantino.

Fans laugh.

Craig: Candy tell them what you told me in the back.

Candy: Main Event Mark Craig is the greatest lover is the world. I love his ****.

Fans laugh.

Mark turns to the lady on his right.

Craig: I should also introduce to you this lady, she is also a very important person in Tino's life. This is Cindy his MOTHER!

Fans life even louder.

Craig: Cindy tell all these people what you told me in the back.

Cindy: Main Event Mark Craig is the greatest lover in the world. I love his ****.

The fans continue to laugh.

Craig: Tell them you're son's little secret.

Cindy: My son Constantino has no penis. He is such a little girl, he shouldn't be in the ring without such a man like Main Event Mark Craig.

Mc Grath: Think is a joke the girl is no older than Constantino she isn't his mother.

Hunter: Come on mac have you not heard of surgery.

Craig: At Hardcore Innovation I will have these two ladies in the back waiting on me, ready for me to take them to places they have never been right after I beat you Tino like you have never been beaten. See you Sunday kid!

Hashpipe hits the speakers, Craig kisses and gropes both ladies and all 3 head to the back.