I'm fighting a chicken?.........

[Alex C. Diamond]

-Camera fades into Alex Christopher Diamond hanging out at a bar, wearing very fashionable clothes. He notices the camera filming him as he turns around to grin at the camera.-

ACD: So I am on Live once again..........but I'm facing a giant chicken?.....When I'm done with him, ACD will be selling what's left of him to KFC! Because Diamonds...........ARE FOREVER!!!

-Camera fades out with ACD drinking a shot.-

[El Pollo]

The Scene begins on top of an aluminium roof, a chicken coop. On top of the Chicken roost sits The Bird-man, El Pollo. The sun is creeping up over the horizon behind him, and despite the time Pollo seems wide awake. E looks over at the camera before brushing his face with his “wing”

Time For some people to have a rude awakening. Be jumped out fo bed by a fowl making a foul noise..

Pollo straitens up and puffs out his chest ready to crow. El Pollo breaths in fore the event before pulling out an air horn and blowing it, sending shrieks and echoes through the coop and beyond into the country.

I wasn’t just talking about that. There are others who are in need of a bit of a wake up call. Of course if you haven’t worked it out I’m talking about WPW. Soon they are going to be woken up by the shrill noise of a fowl. This Fowl. Time for me to make a band and get noticed. This isn’t Some Country Club anymore. The name El Pollo has been synonymous to jokes for so long that in bird years, we’ve just had a century. But I’m telling you no more. I’m putting my Foot down and starting a new leaf, new phrases. New ideas and a New Champion for you all. No more Clucking around. It is time for my new roost, WPW, to learn some things. The first is to be the most important one of all. “Respect the Peck”. It’s time for someone to pay me some damn attention, to watch my plumage and be impressed by it. I don’t care if I ruffle some feathers or overkill the bird references, It’s nothing to the ‘New’ El Pollo. And do you want to know what else is considered ‘nothing’ to the New El Pollo? That’s right. Alex Christopher Diamond. The prat talks about “I’m facing a Chicken”.. My thoughts exactly you little worm. And Please, The KFC Jokes?... Too bland. You’re nothing but a rather odd shaped egg to The Peck. The flightless bird is going to take you so far down that you won’t know which way us up. You’re going to feel what it is like to be the first real victim of my bird flu. Laying on the ground as my Fans... I like to call them The Eggmen, because I am the Eggman and they are the Eggmen... Scream at their lungs as you fall victim to me. Look up one last time. Mr. Diamond. Because the next time you do, all you will see will be my strut before I crow in victory.

Pollo reaches up and ‘crows’ with his air horn one more time. Sending the noise echoing, making dogs bark and someone in the distance yell angrily. Pollo looks proud of himself as the scene draws to an end.