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voltage231
02-13-2007, 08:36 PM
The scene begins with a sight of Blade and Beno staring at a wall which reads wall of fame. But what is this? Nothing appears to be on it. Not a single championship belt. Not one. A close up to Beno's face. A mix of disappointment and anger resides on it. A heavy sigh comes from Blade.

Beno: Look at this. Since coming to WPW we have accomplished nothing what so ever. It makes me sick just thinking about it. Take a look at me. I'm 6'6 and two hundred and ninety pounds of uncut muscle. I'v beaten some of the greatest athletes that this generation of wrestling has to offer. And what do I have to show for it? Not a damn thing! I have been all over the world and have absolutely nothing. And nbow they stick Blade and myself in a tag team match against Kaze and Ranks? God we have sank so low on the food chain. But atleast I can say this one will be a walk in the park for us. These two guys do not even set up a challenge against the two of us. Because I have faced Ranks before in PCW. I admit. I may have lost, but that was a mere fluke. I did not know what to expect out of the stars of PCW. I was more concerned with my appearance and winning championship gold. And now I see that it was the error of my ways when it came to them all. But I do have something to say about him. Once a huge star. And now barely getting on the show. Now that is what I call pathetic. My win and loss record may not be the best, but atleast I can handle myself with the big boys. And Kaze. I regretfully say that I know nothing about him. I do know that he fell to Gunnar Brian. A star in the making. Not as big of a star as me, but you get the picture. Unless you arent that intelligent. WHich wouldn't surprise me.

Blade: That's right. I honestly do not think they have a brain between them. We better watch out about losing our wallets instead of the match. They look like hood rats. Or for a better phrase, a rip off of the Cryme Tyme. Now that was a burn! Ha ha ha! Prepare for the biggest win in our careers. Well not as big as when I beat Mike Adams. You have only a few hours to prepare boys.

The scene fades to black

CTRanks
02-14-2007, 01:41 AM
Jerimiah Ranks is seen walking into the Swamp Gas Gallery coughing and sneezing. Amy White approaches him with a mic in her hand but quickly steps backwards.


Amy White: You okay?


Jerimiah blows is nose with a hankerchief.


Jerimiah Ranks: Yeah im AAACHOOOO!.. fine. I just got back from my trip to New York and im just a little under the weather that's all. A trip to the cold big apple my hometown and a cold is all i have to show for it.

Amy White: Well uh can i get a word on you about your match tonight and how you feel about teaming with Kaze.

Jerimiah Ranks: Sure Amy, tonight i team up with a man that i respect as an athlete. I will... ACHOOOO! sorry... i will be glad to team up with him and kick Lavigne ass tonight.

Amy White: Well uhh the Lavigne Dynasty had a few words for you earlier today... lets take a look at this screen and watch.


The camera zooms in on a screen to the left and the Lavigne Dynasty promo s played.



The scene begins with a sight of Blade and Beno staring at a wall which reads wall of fame. But what is this? Nothing appears to be on it. Not a single championship belt. Not one. A close up to Beno's face. A mix of disappointment and anger resides on it. A heavy sigh comes from Blade.

Beno: Look at this. Since coming to WPW we have accomplished nothing what so ever. It makes me sick just thinking about it. Take a look at me. I'm 6'6 and two hundred and ninety pounds of uncut muscle. I'v beaten some of the greatest athletes that this generation of wrestling has to offer. And what do I have to show for it? Not a damn thing! I have been all over the world and have absolutely nothing. And nbow they stick Blade and myself in a tag team match against Kaze and Ranks? God we have sank so low on the food chain. But atleast I can say this one will be a walk in the park for us. These two guys do not even set up a challenge against the two of us. Because I have faced Ranks before in PCW. I admit. I may have lost, but that was a mere fluke. I did not know what to expect out of the stars of PCW. I was more concerned with my appearance and winning championship gold. And now I see that it was the error of my ways when it came to them all. But I do have something to say about him. Once a huge star. And now barely getting on the show. Now that is what I call pathetic. My win and loss record may not be the best, but atleast I can handle myself with the big boys. And Kaze. I regretfully say that I know nothing about him. I do know that he fell to Gunnar Brian. A star in the making. Not as big of a star as me, but you get the picture. Unless you arent that intelligent. WHich wouldn't surprise me.

Blade: That's right. I honestly do not think they have a brain between them. We better watch out about losing our wallets instead of the match. They look like hood rats. Or for a better phrase, a rip off of the Cryme Tyme. Now that was a burn! Ha ha ha! Prepare for the biggest win in our careers. Well not as big as when I beat Mike Adams. You have only a few hours to prepare boys.

The scene fades to black

Amy White: Any words?


Jerimiah looks baffled.


Jerimiah Ranks: WTF was that? What just because were black were a rip off of Cryme Tyme now? Wow man i really don't have time for idiots like this but what can i say? WPW put me in the match and i gotts fight it. Tonight on top of the roof (cough) we will see what Beno and Blade are made of but until then they should.... ACHOOOO! Be Prepared To ACHOOO! ahhh you know the rest.

Jerimiah walks off coughing as the scene fades out.