View Full Version : The Canuxxter's Empire
edge-o-matic
05-17-2004, 07:03 PM
The canadian national anthem drops and out walks sean cannuxx and the young and talented wrestler simply known as the prodigee. The fans immediatley start chanting USA USA USA.
Canuxx: First off, I would like to introduce you all to the youngest, most talented man in the UCW, The Prodigee. (the fans give him a lil bit of heat). Now, me and the prodigee were sitting in the locker room, expecting to see our names on the Hardcore Innovation card, but much to our surprise, we were not. (the fans cheer, and start a huge USA chant).
Prodigee: And of course with us being the two most talented men in the UCW, we were a just a little curious as to why we werent on the card. (the fans boo him hard)
Canuxx: We came to the conclusion that there is a conspiracy here in the UCW, An Anti-Canadian conspiracy (the fans start the USA chant again).
Prodigee: And thats unnaceptable. We demand action, and if our demands are not met....
Canuxx: NO PRODIGEE, WE WILL NOT WAIT FOR THE UCW TO PUT AN END TO THIS OBVIOUS CASE OF HATE!!!! So we are extending an invitation to all Canadians in the UCW to join us in our fight against this hate (the fans give a lot of heat and begin the USA chant).
Prodigee: We are here to build the Canuxx Empire, we are here to help out our fellow Canadian brothers, and if we recieve no help. We can and will do it ourselves.
The Canadian national anthem hits and both Sean Canuxx and The Prodigee begin singing the national anthem. the fans boo.
Peoples King
05-17-2004, 08:06 PM
OOC: Very nice timing man. And IMO one of your best RPs to date. It is nice timing because the American National Front has just been formed. Question is who would the fans back. Ohohoho this is all getting interesting.
Peoples King
05-17-2004, 08:31 PM
Just as the Canuxx Empire leave Watershed by the Foo Fighters hits and the crowd go wild. Johnny Pheonix and Trent Armen step out onto the stage with a mic in hand.
Trent Armen:
Now let me get one thing straight. You two, Im sorry I forgot your names so Im just going to call you Dip & Dab. Where was I? Ah yes, just who in the hell do you two think you are!? Do you think you can just wlatz out here, talk trash about America and this company and get away with it? Well honey you are in for a big damn suprise. You see the 'Kid' Trent Armen and the man Johnny Pheonix, dont like people dissing America. As a matter of fact, nothing gets us madder. So we were in the back looking at the TV when you two idiots come out and start talking about a conspiracey. Now I dont know about you but me and Johnny we couldnt stop laughing our asses off. Did it ever enter those tiny......... little brains that you have....... Did it ever enter your mind that maybe OH JUST MAYBE! The two of you dont have the talent, the drive or the balls to take part in Hardcore Innovation! Dip lets look at your record.............. Sorry your career here has been so damn dull that I just plain forgot you were working here since the beginning. And Dab. Im sorry but..... who are you? Sure you claim to be the brightest young talent in uCw today but....... golly gosh it seems you forgot that the Next Generation are part of this fine company. So here is what we are going to do. Me and Johnny are going to be kind enough to challenge both of your sorry asses to a match at the Revolution AFTER Hardcore Innovation. So Dip and Dab what do you say?
brethart101
05-18-2004, 06:17 PM
we see Guy Labeau searching out Sean Canuxx and The Prodigee backstage. he finally finds them in the locker room, surrounded by Canadian flags. the fans give them a lot of heat.
Guy: Bonjour, Je m'appelle Guy Labeau.
Prodigee: Speak English Frenchy.
[B]Guy[B]: Sorry. My name is Guy Labeau. I was born in raised in Montreal. I am new to UCW and i would like to be the newest member of Le Canuxxters Empire. I am a great wrestler and my size will be a big help to you. The way you 2 have been mistreated is tres mal, i mean very bad. I will do anything to help your fight against this injustice.
edge-o-matic
05-19-2004, 06:22 PM
Sean Canuxx is seen huddling with the prodigee, discussing guy labeau. sean pulls out of the huddle. the fans start the USA chant.
Canuxx: Okay Guy, you can join the Canuxxters Empire... under 1 condition.
Prodigee: Thats Right, you gotta go do us 1 lil favor before we just accept you into our elite wrestling group (the fans give the prodigee a lot of heat)
Guy: Well... what is it?
Canuxx: Did i say you could speak? (the fans give him a lot of heat and start the USA chant). Ok, so like i was saying, u can join under 1 condition. You must......(canuxx whispers in Guy Labeau's ear. they both emerge from their private conversation with huge smiles)
Guy: okay, i'll do it. and then, i will be part of le canuxx empire. Aurevoir... i mean... goodbye
brethart101
05-20-2004, 06:43 PM
we are backstage where we see paramedics rushing around. we see a camera man rushing back to see what the commotion is about
Paramedic 1: This looks bad. Call for an ambulance at once
Paramedic 2: Check. (on his walkie talkie) We need an ambulance here now, we have a serious situation.
the ambulance arrives and we see a bloody, unconcious Trent Armen. The fans are silenced by the gruesome sight. We leave the carnage and are taken into the locker room where we see a bloody chair lying by the feet of guy labeau. The Prodigee and Sean Canuxx walk in. the fans boo them real hard.
Canuxx: Is it taken care of?
Guy: of course it is, he's on his way to the hospital now.
Canuxx: Good work, welcome to the canuxxter's empire, oh and by the way trent and johnny, we accept your challenge.
Prodigee: expect to see yourselves in a few more ambulances, the canuxxter's empire is coming after you.
the fans give them huge heat. they also start a USA chant
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