WPW Tuesday Night Turmoil - 1/23/07

[The Judge]

January 23rd, 2007
Holiday Travl-L Park
Ocala, Florida


Attendance: 1007
Northeastern Florida's Previous: 999


TNT opens up with a long shot of what looks to be a thousand men, women, and children all standing together in front of a horde of trailors with one familiar face standing in front of them... Carlos Gonzalez.

Carlos: Ladies and Gentlemen, it has finally happened, and I want to be the first to announce TNT for the first time in history has broke into four digits in attendance.

The crowd cheers as a bunch of rednecks shoot the corks off cheap bottles of wine, most of them popping the cans of budweiser open.

Carlos: That's right! Tonight in Ocala Florida we have over a thousand in attendance and a brand new sponsor!

Carlos Gonzalez pulls a bottle of budweiser in front of him as the camera zooms in.

Carlos: WPW tonight is brought to you by budweiser. Kiss my ass Skittles!

The crowd all cheer as the scene fades and the opening video for TNT plays. The video finishes and some fireworks go off around the ring and from individual trailors all around the Holiday Travl-L Park as Daniel screams over the roudy crowd.

Daniel: Welcome everyone to Tuesday Night Turmoil! It's cold as hell out here but still we're coming to you live from the Holiday Travl-L Park in Ocala Florida!

Max: Only one more stop after this and we can finally leave this God damn city.

Daniel: You knock it off, Ocala has been kind to us and tonight we broke the thousand attendance record! We're now a cult-like hit in North East Florida.

Max: Wow. Facinating. So it'll only be another year before we get the rest of Florida, and another 50 years for us to do the same in all the other states right?

Daniel: Well... Hopefully not, guess it depends on how many reviews pour in from the critics, and us not putting on crap shows like we did last week.

Max: It's time for the opening match!





Max: Well this one should be a nice preview of what we can be looking foward to for Ruined Fate.

Daniel: Yes well we have the Florida State Champion in a non-title match so he can show Gerard Carson what he will be in for at the pay-per-view.

Max: Conversely, we have Ben Whyndam who is trying to impose his will a bit more than he did last week and show Justin Dreamer what he is made of.

Daniel: More than last week? Whyndam won his match didn't he?

Max: Only because Kaze went crazy, Whyndam was never even tagged in.

Mina: This match scheduled for one-fall is a non-title match. First coming down the aisle from the land down under, this is Ben Whyndam!

"You Know Your Right" blasts through the arena as Whyndam runs down the aisle and slides into the ring posing for the fans.

Daniel: At least Ben looks a little more fired up than he did last week.

Mina: And his opponent, he is the Florida State Champion, this is the Ladies Man Mykal Adams!

"Just close your eyes" hits and the lights are yellow, and out walks Mykal Adams to the center of the stage dressed in his wresting attire with a black and gold hoodie on. He looks to the crowd, pulls the hood off of his head, spins around, and the pyro goes off from behind him. He points to the crowd (and especially acknowledges the ladies in attendance) as he makes his way to the ring. He slides under the ring, goes to the turnbuckle, climbs it and then removes his hoodie. He looks for a "hot looking female" in the front row to throw his hoodie to, and once he finds her, he throws the hoodie to the girl he selected.

Max: And there's our Florida champion giving the ladies what they want.

Adams is blowing a kiss to the woman who caught his hoodie as Ben runs and gives Adams a big dropkick and sends him to the outside. Ben then quickly hops up onto the top rope and comes off with a flying cross body block as Adams gets back up.

Daniel: An uncharacteristic mistake from our champion there, he took his eyes off Whyndam.

Max: Well that girl...is kinda hot.

Ben delivers a few forearm shivers to the face of Adams and Ben runs towards the champ and jumps onto the guard rail and gives a quick springboard dropkick to the face of Adams. Ben then slides back into the ring as the ref begins the count.

Daniel: Ben has really showed a good flurry of offense here.

Max: I think he just really caught Adams off guard here.

Adams is shaking off the blows from Ben and steps back into the ring as Ben politely waits for him. Adams nods toward Ben and steps back into the ring. Adams quickly locks up with Ben, Ben goes for a headlock, Adams shoots him off into the ropes. Ben goes for a shoulderblock, but Adams sidesteps him and uses Ben's momentum to dump him to the outside over the top rope.

Daniel: And now it's the champ catching the youngster off guard.

Max: These guys seem to be having a little bit of fun feeling each other out.

Adams holds the ropes for Ben as Ben chuckles a bit, and walks in the ring on the other side. Adams and Ben lock back up again and Adams gets Whyndam in an arm bar and wrenches the arm once. Ben flips over to releive the pressure and at the same time catch Adams in an arm whip. Both men then immediately nip up to their feet as the crowd gives them a standing ovation as the young guy is seemingly on par with the champ.

Max: These men are really going at it here, but neither seems to be giving an inch.

Adams and Ben lock back up as Ben gives Adams a quick knee to the gut and then a jumping double knee shot to the chin of Adams as the crowd quickly turns on Whyndam. Ben then delivers a quick dropsault sending the champion to the mat. Ben then gives a double foot stomp to the gut of Adams. As Whyndam goes to scale the top ropes we see Gerard Carson watching at the public bathrooms on a monitor chuckling a bit but still paying close attention to Adams.

Daniel: It seems like Ben finally decided to stop playing the one-upsmanship and take it to Adams.

Max: Well this is a make or break moment for this kid against one of our champions.

Daniel: Gerard seemed to be enjoying it at least.

Ben is now perched on the top rope and leaps off the top going for a big splash but Adams rolls out of the way and gets to his feet and quickly locks on the STF on the fallen Ben. but Ben blocks it by making sure Adams' hands don't get clamped together. Ben then uses his free arm and leg to push up with all his strength and he actually gets Mykal's shoulders to the mat. 1...................2......................NO Adams releases the hold and unpins himself as Whyndam rolls to the feet and gives the classic "this close" motion to Mykal.

Max: Wow that was a close call fro for our champion there!

Daniel: I don't think Mykal expected this much of a challenge.

Whyndam thinking he has the champion on the ropes charges at Mykal. Mykal gets up to one knee and as Whyndam goes for a shining wizard, Adams catches the leg and pops up quickly and delivers a big time T-Bone suplex to Ben. Adams gets to his feet and screams "You're my bitch now!" and goes to lock up the leg of Whyndam but he quickly scurries to the ropes as Adams looks disappointed and the crowd boos.

Daniel: He really should stop announcing it like that, it kinda gives away his next move.

Max: Yes, but a real champion is nothing without his showmanship.

Whyndam gets up and Adams over to his as Ben runs towards Adams and they clothesline each other down to the mat. As the ref begin the count on both men the crowd is abuzz as Justin Dreamer sneaks down to the ring and he has a singapore cane in his hands.

Max: Oh no what is he doing out here?

Daniel: Well apparently Gerard was taking up the only monitor at the outhouses and Justin wants a better look.

Ben gets up to his feet before Adams does as Dreamer hides right by the ring apron and keeps himself out of sight from Ben. Whyndam gets on the top rope and delivers a picture perfect guillotine leg drop off the top onto the throat of Adams. Adams grabs his throat and thrashes about a little bit and the ref check on him as Whyndam is signaling it's over. Whyndam springboards off the second rope but quickly gets smacked in the face with the kendo stick by Dreamer without the ref seeing it as Adams reaches up and rolls Ben up.

1....................2...................3!!!!!

Mina: Here is your winner, The Ladies Man and Florida State Champion Mykal Adams!!

Adams gets to his feet still holding his throat and looks up to see Dreamer laughing walking back up the ramp. Adams then looks down to see the slight cut on the forhead of Ben and curses as he puts two and two together.

Daniel: I dont think that's how Mykal wanted to win this one.

Max: Me neither but he'll take what he can get.

Adams is handed his title as he poses for the fans as Ben sits up and stares down Dreamer going up the ramp.



As Ben Whyndam gets up and heads toward the back the camera changes to show Carlos Gonzalez in his own private trailor somewhere else in the park. Carlos seems pleased with the result of the match when the door to the trailor opens and Kayne Risen steps in. Kayne doesn't speak and Carlos doesn't turn to look at Kayne.

Carlos: Did you knock Risen?

Kayne stops, looking to his side for a moment and seeing a small camera pointing at him from up above his head. He then looks to Carlos to see a smaller monitor under the television set where no one other than himself is standing looking baffled.

Kayne: Uhhh...

Carlos: Don't waste my time, tell me what you want.

Kayne hesitates for a moment looking up at the camera again, shaking his head, and continueing.

Kayne: Yeah um... I wanted to ask you something.

Carlos: Yeah I wanted to ask you something too. You said WPW is the place to be now, but one day it'll be another fed. So, what other fed will it be Kayne? Hmm?

Kayne: ...What?

Carlos: I saw what you said to Adams, sounds like you're shopping around... Hmm... Nevermind... What is it you wanted?

Kayne looks to the camera again, still noticing Carlos hasn't turned around and shifting uncomfortably.

Kayne: ...Uh.... I jsut wanted to ask if it would be ok if tonight we could have a differant special guest referee? I just feel that you know, with The One's involvement and all, it would be better for someone less biased to be refereeing that match.

Carlos: Who?

Kayne smiles.

Kayne: Michael Lansing.

Carlos: No, goodbye.

Kayne Risen's eyebrows raise, he starts to talk again when Carlos interupts him.

Carlos: Can you take the trash out with you when you go too? Thanks.

Kayne's eyebrows point down as he looks over toward the trash can and an overflowing trash pile is formed on top. Kayne mutters under his breath.

Kayne: You must be fucking kidding me...

Just as soon as Kayne shrugs his shoulders about to move, a young woman runs out of the back of the trailor and toward the front. She smiles at Kayne on the way and then walks up to Carlos.

Woman: Dad? I think I found what you were looking for.

Carlos: Really Alicia? Already? Let me see!

Alicia: This was the phone number for the rep for Skittles, right?

Kayne sees the oppertunity to slip out without being noticed and he does so as TNT goes to commercial.





TNT returns and in one of the trailors provided for WPW superstars to change in Beno is pumping Blade LaVigne up for his upcoming match.

Beno: C'mon, this is a brand new start for us! They'll have no choice but to book us for a match at Ruined Fate after you dominate Jamie Parker out there tonight!

Blade: You're right. Parker watch out. Here comes the LaVigne Dynasty!

Beno slaps Blade on the back and the two leave the trailor as the camera goes to the ring.







Mina: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first… Jamie Parker!

"The Prisoner" by Iron Maiden kicks in from the beginning. As the intro ends and the music kicks in, Jamie comes out from behind the curtains in his soccer kit, carrying a ball. He kicks the ball into the crowd and walks the dirt path toward the ring. He climbs the steps and stands on the outside as he takes his top and gloves off before throwing them at the crowd.

Daniel: Well it looks that Mr. Jamie Parker is ready for his match.

Max: Well let’s see if his opponent is just as ready for his debut.

Mina: Introducing second, being accompanied by Beno, everyone please welcome… Blade LaVigne!

The Randy Orton like pyros hit as "Enemy" plays. Blade hesitates for a moment before walking into view. He cocks a smirk as he Folds his arms and walks to the ring. He slides into the ring and parches himself on the top rope and looks into the crowd and trash talks and one throws an empty budweiser can while Blade points to himself. Beno stands by clapping.

Max: Okay, I know he’s cocky. He’s got Beno out there.

Parker and LaVigne circle the ring and charge at each other locking up. LaVigne gets a quick advantage locking Parker into a headlock. Parker tries to fight out with punches to LaVigne’s gut. LaVigne tightens the hold and Parker drops to one knee.

Max: LaVigne with the quick advantage.

Daniel: He has it locked in tight. Parker better fight out if he doesn’t want a quick loss.

Parker fights back to his feet with more punches to LaVigne’s gut. LaVigne keeps the headlock in. Parker gets an idea, lifting LaVigne up and giving him a back suplex, making LaVigne drop the hold. His head bounces off the mat. LaVigne holds his head as Parker rubs his neck a little from the headlock. Parker gets back onto his feet. Parker walks over to LaVigne and gets him onto his feet.

Daniel: Parker has the advantage now.

Max: That was quick thinking by Parker with the back suplex.

Parker starts throwing rights into LaVigne’s face, and then throws LaVigne into the turnbuckle. Parker charges at LaVigne with the clothesline in the corner, but LaVigne moves straight out of the way, sending Parker face first into the turnbuckle. Parker starts falling back and LaVigne schoolboys him.

One..
Two...
T…Kickout!

Daniel: This new kid has some fire.

Max: I’m telling you, it’s the training.

LaVigne keeps his cool as Parker gets right to his feet. Beno keeps cheering on outside. LaVigne tries to start giving Parker rights, but Parker blocks and starts giving rights of his own. Parker kicks him into the gut and forces LaVigne in between his arm and his chest. A tight lock to LaVigne’s neck then a stiff DDT.

Daniel: Ouch. Parker’s looking out for a kill.

Max: He feels mistreated. He wants to prove a point.

Daniel: What point?

Max: No idea.

LaVigne goes head first onto the mat. Parker rolls LaVigne onto his back. Parker jumps high into the air and gives LaVigne a leg drop, straight to the center of his throat. LaVigne gags and Parker goes for the pin.

One…
Tw…Kickout!

Max: Parker isn’t missing a beat out there.

Parker lifts LaVigne’s head up and puts him into a sleeper hold. Parker adds the body scissors and LaVigne tries to fight. LaVigne keeps giving Parker straight elbows to Parker’s ribs, making him weaken the hold, but he just won’t let go. Parker pulls LaVigne’s neck up with his hands as hard as he can and he pulls LaVigne’s body down with his legs as hard as he can. LaVigne fads out quickly and his face turns purple as Parker’s is turning red. Parker isn’t in pain though and the referee comes over to check on LaVigne. He picks up LaVigne’s hand and drops it.

One… No reaction from LaVigne.

Two… LaVigne’s eyes start to close a little.

As the referee is about to drop the arm, Beno hops up on the apron. Beno is yelling at the top of his lungs. Jamie Parker releases the hold. With a fast dash, Parker clotheslines Beno back to the outside.

Max: Beno protecting his ally.

Daniel: That could have been the end of the match.

LaVigne starts shaking and Parker notices it. Parker rolls back and LaVigne gets on his hands and knees. Parker gets to his feet and dives at LaVigne’s head with a double axe handle. Parker nails LaVigne and LaVigne goes face first into the mat. Parker gets back on his feet and he goes over LaVigne’s back. Parker picks up LaVigne by the hair and forces LaVigne into German suplex position. Parker lifts LaVigne almost all the way over his head and slams LaVigne to the mat with the back of his head hitting first.

Daniel: Jamie Parker is keeping his advantage in this match and LaVigne looks like he doesn’t have much longer.

Max: Well if it keeps up this way, LaVigne won’t have much longer.

Parker calls for another German as he is standing up and LaVigne is on the ground and holding his head in pain. Parker walks over to LaVigne and picks him up by the hair once more. Parker forces LaVigne into the German suplex position the same way and tries to lift him but LaVigne fights back into the position. Parker tries to lift him again but the same thing happens. LaVigne starts giving elbows to Parker’s head and Parker loses his grip. LaVigne turns around so his face is facing Parker’s face. LaVigne starts giving hard rights to Parker’s face over and over again. Parker starts back and LaVigne runs into the ropes and bounces off. Parker runs and tries giving a clothesline but LaVigne ducks. LaVigne bounces off the opposite ropes and Parker charges at him again only to be met with a spear by LaVigne.

Daniel: Clean hit. Blade is still alive.

Max: I bet Parker wasn’t expecting that.

Parker holds his gut and he rolls straight out of the ring to catch his breath and LaVigne gets a smirk on his face. Beno is eyeing Parker. Jamie starts circling the ring looking for a place to enter but Blade is covering each place. Parker can’t enter the ring without a hit from Blade, and Beno starts to chase Parker. Parker keeps circling the ring and the referee starts the ring out count.

One..
Two…
Three…

LaVigne taunts at Parker to come back into the ring. Parker tries to get back in, but is met with a kick to the ropes.

Daniel: I don’t like this. Blade is going to try to force a countout.

Max: Wow. Only been here a week and able to outsmart Parker .

Four…

LaVigne charges at Parker and does a baseball slide at him. LaVigne nails Parker and Parker goes flying back, nailing his head on the guardrail.

Max: What a slide by Blade!

Daniel: I never thought I’d say it, but he’s in Beno’s territory.

Five…

Parker is on the ground and LaVigne’s legs are outside but his upperbody is inside. He isn’t touching the ground so the referee doesn’t restart the count. LaVigne starts moving his legs back inside the ring as he is holding on the ropes from the baseball slide.

Six…

Parker starts moving and LaVigne pulls his whole body back into the ring.

Seven…

Parker is on all fours and LaVigne stands up. Beno stands over Jamie, taunting him all the way.

Eight…

Parker gets on one knee. Beno squats down, screaming in the face of Parker.

Nine…

With the speed of lightning, Parker sends a hard right hand across the face of Beno. Jamie then sprints back into the ring.

Daniel: Parker’s lucky he made it back in time.

Max: I guess Beno got a little too close to the action.

As Parker slides into the ring, LaVigne rushes at him stomping at the back of his head. Parker can’t get up because every time he tries to LaVigne just stomps him right back down to the ground. LaVigne drops to one knee and starts punching Parker. LaVigne starts to get a little tired so he picks Parker back up to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Parker comes bouncing back but LaVigne catches him by the leg, lifts him straight up into the air and drives him to the mat face first with a flapjack.

Daniel: Parker needs to take advantage if he wants to win this one.

Max: And most of a chance that flapjack took all of Parker’s advantage away.

LaVigne keeps at a fast pace to avoid Parker getting his strength advantage as LaVigne mounts him, firing with punches from both hands. Parker starts to bleed from his lip and Parker starts to look pissed. Parker avoids a right from LaVigne and LaVigne’s hand hits the mat hard. LaVigne pulls his hand off and starts shaking it. Parker pushes LaVigne off him at this time and Parker reverses the mount so now Parker is mounting him.

Daniel: Parker did what he needed to do right here.

Max: The poor hand of Blade. We might have another Payton.

Parker is going crazy with rights and lefts to LaVigne’s face. Parker lifts LaVigne to his feet and gives him a vicious whip into the turnbuckle. LaVigne nails the turnbuckle and falls to his knees. Parker walks over to LaVigne and forces his head between his legs. Parker lifts LaVigne into power bomb position and slams him. LaVigne falls straight to the ground. Parker picks up Blade’s feet and he drags LaVigne close to the turnbuckle. Parker walks over to the turnbuckle and climbs it to the top rope. Parker stretches his arms out, and does a big body splash.

Max: Damn, I didn’t know that soccer player could fly.

The force of the splash rolls Blade on top of a surprised Parker.

Daniel: I guess not. At least not well.

One…
Two…
Three…Parker just kicked out at the last second.

Daniel: Man that was close.

Max: This rookie has some moves out there.

LaVigne finally gets onto his feet and singles for the end. LaVigne picks up Parker and sets up a Sit Down Powerbomb.

Daniel: Here it comes.

Max: Parker is about to lose another one.

LaVigne is just about to do it when Parker just slides his arms out and shoves LaVigne. Blade staggers around, getting ready to face Parker. When LaVigne turns back around, Parker hits the Canadian-Destroyer. Parker makes the cover.

One…
Two…

As the referee is about to hit three, Beno flies off the top rope breaking up the count. Beno starts hitting Jamie parker, as the referee calls for the bell.

Mina: Ladies and gentlemen, the winner of…

Mina gets interrupted by Beno and Blade each taking turns pounding away on Jamie Parker.

Daniel: Oh come on! Blade lost the match fair and square, by Beno had to break it up.

Max: That’s the job of a good teammate.

Blade picks Parker up and hoists him on top of his shoulders. Beno climbs the turnbuckle again. Beno stretches his arm out to hit a clothesline. Right before Beno leaps off, Michael Maddux rushes in, pushing Beno off. Blade and Beno cower off to the ramp, as Michael tends to the fallen Jamie.

Daniel: Well Jamie Parker wins by disqualification, but who knows what would have happened if Maddux hadn’t been there to make the save.

Max: I’ll tell you what. This newcomer would have tasted his first blood.

Daniel: I doubt this will be the last of these two.



The camera suddenly shifts to another section of the trailor park where Gunner Brian is seen to the side of one trailor yelling at someone.

Gunnar: That's not the point! You just don't understand, you're a fool just like the rest of them!

The camera man slowly approaches, not wanting to get too close until he's sure a fight isn't going to break out, and he walks slightly to the side.

Gunnar: You just don't listen do you?! Don't you understand what the hell happened? How can you be so foolish?!

The camera continues to pan to the side as the camera man sneaks up on Gunnar Brian.

Gunnar: You have any idea what happened to me last time I talked to people I thought were my fans?! How do you expect me to trust you?!

The camera man now fully walks to the side of Gunnar Brian and reveals who was behind the trailor in the camera shot... No one... Gunnar Brian suddenly turns as the camera man stumbles over a rock in the dirt path and looks directly to the camera. Gunnar Brian takes off running toward the area where the crowd has gathered for the event as the camera man points the camera to him running off. The camera then shifts back to where Gunnar Brian was standing showing no trace of anyone else before the camera shot goes black.





Daniel: We're back from commercial ladies and gentlemen, and man that was weird wasn't it?

Max: You said it. I told you, I think we've been in Ocala too long.

The camera goes to another area of the trailor park where Jason and Phillip Bennett are standing next to each other outside the public bathrooms. They are watching the action on a monitor. We can see a television monitor in front of the Bennett’s and we see Jamie Parker walking back through the curtains with Michael Maddox behind them. The Bennett’s are shaking their heads, obviously disapproving of what they have just witnessed.

We then hear someone approaching them off camera. Seconds later, Amy White walks into the shot holding a mic. She walks right up behind the Bennett’s and taps Jason on his shoulder, getting his attention and causing him to turn around. Phillip follows suit and the brothers check Amy out for a few seconds, looking her up and down.

Jason and Phill: Mmmm Hmmm!

Amy: While blushing slightly, Ladies and gentlemen, I am here with Jason and Phillip Bennett…

Jason: Amy, I am sure the fans cant be that stupid… Jason holds his hand up to his chin in a thinking motion, Oh wait, they can be!

Amy: Ahem… Anyway, here I am with one of WPW’s newest tag team’s from the now defunct PCW, the Bennett Brothers. Now Jason, you and Phillip have made quite an impact here in WPW since your debut at When Worlds Collide, where you beat the team of Brock Goodman and Ave Cali, a team many considered favourites to win the tag gold.

Jason: Yeah, we did bean Brock Goodman and Ave Cali. Goodman being in the top five at the time on the WPW power ranking. And that first victory is just the first of many victories for The Bennett’s so far in WPW.

Amy: Now, coming this Sunday is the Ladder match for the tag team titles, where the Bennett’s will face off against 3 other teams. Those teams are…

Jason raises his hand to silence Amy.

Jason: It doesn’t matter how many teams there are, or who they are. So far the Bennett’s are undefeated in WPW, and come this Ruined Fate, we will remain undefeated in this company. The only difference will be that we have championship gold around our waists. That gold being the WPW tag team championship. You’ve seen the way we work together. Very well. And our efforts will culminate in a win at Ruined Fate.

Jason looks at his brother and then looks at Amy.

Jason: And we will bring the tag team titles home with us on Sunday.

Amy: That’s a pretty big guarantee Jason! What if it fails to come true?!

Jason appears to be fuming and raises his hand. Amy cowers as Phill grabs Jason’s fist. Jason then grabs the mic from Amy.

Jason: I have made bigger guarantee’s bitch!

Jason slams the mic into Amy’s chest before walking away. We hear him shout:

Jason: I’M SURPRISED THEY DIDN’T BURST!

As he rounds the corner and goes off screen. Phillip then assists Amy, helping her to her feet, before dashing off to join his brother.

Daniel: Christ, what a jerk! I can't believe he did that.

Max: Never put anything past that man Daniel, I may have only been on the PCW roster for one week, but he was one of the biggest jerks backstage, and that says alot since as you can see it was a company full of jerks.





Daniel: This one has come a bit out of the blue. It’s one of WPW’s ever growing band of Englishmen, fresh from PCW, Gunnar Brian.

Max: And he’s up against someone who also served his time at PCW but who is now a dyed in the wool WPW loyalist, Scorch.

Daniel: One of WPW’s most experienced wrestlers, he has paid his dues in all 49 states of the Union.

Max: 49?? Did I miss something?

Daniel (superior chuckle) : Yup. Florida declared independence overnight. Did you not get my e-mail?

Max: Still trying to figure out how to switch on the computer, Daniel. So does that make us illegal aliens or something?

Daniel: Well, you’ll be OK if you’ve had your passport stamped and have a minimum of 100 Floridollars.

Max: Em………yeah………Floridollars?.........couldn’t sell me some, could you?

Daniel: Too late. Here he comes.

‘Blisters and Coffee’ by the Classic Crime starts and a figure emerges from behind the curtained area. He has black braided dreadlocks and the Flaming ‘S’ T-shirt. His underpants are pulled up in an eye watering wedgie and some toilet paper trails behind him. As he walks to the ring, a small dog emerges yapping and trying to catch the trail of paper. ‘Scorch’ breaks into a run, going round the ring twice before the timekeeper catches the dog and ‘Scorch’ finds a mic.

You know…..the reason I came to WPW was to leave behind the fun filled, hugely entertaining, carefully crafted, if a little irregular world of PCW. Thank God there was an oasis of real wrestling where a 10 minute stranglehold brings a standing ovation, where anything resembling a gimmick is swatted aside before it catches on, where a craftsman like……..X-P*c could go unbeaten for months on end. Real skill, real talent, real………..bullshit!!!

‘Scorch’ rips off his wig and shades to reveal Jokester. The crowd goes wild.

Daniel: Wha……….????? That’s not Scorch. That’s Jokester. What is that all about?

Max: Ha! I suspect that this is the Jokester’s idea of a delayed revenge for a similar stunt that Scorch once pulled on him a long time ago on PCW.

Daniel: Glad you’ve read the script, Max.

Max: Script? This is entirely ad-libbed, Daniel. This is the new professional Max Stockwell doing this job.

Daniel: Max Stockton.

Max: Like I said, the new professional Max Stockton.

The real Scorch charges out and Jokester exits quickly through the crowd. Scorch flips over the top rope to get in the ring. He ‘strikes a match’ at the top turnbuckle and the crowd give him a pretty good reception.

Mina: This match is to be decided by one fall and is between, weighing in at 240 lbs and hailing from Tinley Park, Illinois, he is the ‘Three Second Sensation’, Scorch!!

The crowd reaction builds as Scorch stays at the corner post.

Mina: His opponent, weighing in at 225lbs and hailing from Manchester, England, he is Gunnar ‘Gunnar’ Brian.

‘The Importance of Being Idle’ by Manchester’s own Oasis comes across the PA and the new boy appears from behind the curtain to a quiet reception.

Daniel: The crowd not too sure about this up and comer from PCW. He’s going to have to go some to win them over.

Max: Brian’s got promise though. He’s coming off a win against Forsaken last week and did you see his appearance in that……….well, let’s call it a horror movie…….that was shown on WPW programming this week? He’s giving this his best shot.

Brian does a slow walk to the ring, climbs up the steps, pausing to look over his shoulder before climbing into the ring and wrapping his arms around himself while staring Scorch out.

Daniel: Nice attitude there but Scorch has seen it all before. He won’t be intimidated by these sort of mind games.

Max: I like this guy. I know he used to goof around in PCW, but to borrow one of the Jokester's catchphrases, this time he's serious. He's taken a trip inside his head, didn't like what he found, so he got in the decorators to install a whole new torture chamber, and this week, Scorch is invited.

Daniel: That's gotta be one of your weirdest metaphors ever, Max. Is it too late to get that guy Nathan back. He's desperate for a job.

Max: He's desperate for a proctologist after what the Bees did to him last week.

Referee Todd Franklin calls for the bell and both men approach each other cagily, dancing around the ring before linking hands and trying to force each other to their knees. This trial of strength continues for a few seconds before Brian brings up a knee, causing Scorch to double up and release his grip. Brian floors him with a European Uppercut and Scorch flies to the mat. Brian raises his arms to try to generate some crowd appreciation.

Daniel: Big mistake there.

Scorch quickly takes advantage, hooking a leg around Brian’s and thrusting his rump with the other leg so that Brian goes face first into the mat. Scorch quickly gets to his feet then drives a knee into Brian’s spine, before applying an ankle lock. Brian is too close to the ropes though and grabs one so that Franklin has to call for the release of the hold.
Scorch obediently releases and both men get to their feet.
Brian doesn’t wait for any further signal from Franklin though and armdrags Scorch to the ground, keeping him flat with a knee to the spine. Scorch somehow twists out of this though and pushes Brian against the ropes with his leg. Brian bounces back and Scorch is quickly on his feet to Scoop Slam him as he rebounds.

Daniel: Good technical wrestling from both men here. I can’t understand why the crowd aren’t giving a bigger response. Max. Put that PSP away.

Max: Scorch’s amateur background showing itself here.

Daniel: Well, I do know that Scorch was a star Basketball playmaker at the University of Illinois, so I guess that he didn’t have much time for an amateur wrestling career, and I don’t think there’s much of an amateur network in the UK.

The action in the ring continues with some uppercuts from Scorch. He grabs Brian, forcing him into an Inverted Atomic Drop and covers briefly, but Brian gets a shoulder up before Franklin can even get into position. Scorch pulls him up and applies an armbar, wrenching his elbow and wrist simultaneously. This weakens Brian but he manages to roll out of it, though Scorch keeps his grip. He hits a couple of knees into Brian's chest, uses one hand to chop him across the chest then whips him into the ropes with the other hand. This time he meets Brian with a Roundhouse Kick and attempts a second one with the other leg. Brian ducks to avoid the second impact and gets in a leg drop before Scorch can regain his balance. Scorch lands heavily, chin first and Brian takes advantage of the temporarily stunned Scorch to go up top and land a Moonsault. Brian rolls him over, hooks a leg and Franklin starts a count…

1………2…….Shoulder up.

Brian pulls Scorch up by his dreadlocks and goes for a Double Underhook DDT, but, as he prepares, Scorch hooks a leg and improvises a Russian Legsweep.

Daniel: Big response last week to our new feature ‘ Tell Us A Fact About …….’, Max, so this week, it’s Tell us a fact about Scorch, Max.

Max: Scorch played Jew’s Harp on Metallica’s ‘St Anger’ album.

Daniel: Which track?

Max: Em…………the first one.

Daniel: That was this week’s ‘Tell Us A Fact About………’. Write in, text, e-mail, throw a brick through our window with a note attached and tell us what you think about it. Hit or shit? Fab or drab? Wonderful or…..not very good?

Scorch and Brian trade forearms in the center of the ring before Scorch gets in a stiff Clothesline and stuns Brian with an elbow to the back of the head. He follows up with an Into the Flames, a knee in the back while he pulls the leg and head together.

Daniel: Brian about to be trussed up like El Pollo after a failed hernia operation. Is he going to tap?

Max: Not gonna happen, Daniel. Brian catches Scorch on the referee’s blindside and low blows him. Scorch is gonna be singing soprano tonight.

Brian rolls away out of the ring to consider strategy while Scorch recovers from his bruised scrotal sac. As he gets back to his feet, Brian slides back in the ring quickly and chop blocks Scorch’s unprotected calf. He yells and grasps his leg.

Daniel: Brian seizes the momentum with a wicked chopblock. That could have torn something.

Max: That could have torn up my betting slip anyway, Daniel. I had Scorch to win this, but I’m not so sure now.
















Brian realizes he has hit a raw spot and follows up with a knee to Scorch’s leg as he tries to regain his balance, then, as he falls, he twists Scorch into an ankle hold. Scorch’s face screws up in pain, but he grabs the rope and Brian is forced to release the hold. Scorch gets up, his right leg placed in front, his left protected a little by the rest of the body, but Brian tries to force home his advantage and makes a grab for Scorch’s bad leg. Scorch clubs him on his back but Brian manages to floor Scorch and apply the hold.

Daniel: Single Leg Boston Crab by Brian and he’s gotta tap soon.

Franklin asks Scorch the question but he grimaces and shakes his head. Brian applies more pressure but Scorch uses his strength to force his body upwards and quickly rolls through, the momentum pulling Brian into a somersault and through the ropes, out of the ring. Brian lands awkwardly and twists an ankle.

Daniel: Brian takes a nasty fall and that ankle damage may even up this contest.

Franklin starts to count out Brian as Scorch nurses his leg injury.

5……..6……..7……Brian rolls back in the ring.
Scorch goes for broke with a Sixth Degree Burn but Brian tears himself free before impact and Scorch hits the mat on his own. Brian drops a leg and stays for the cover.

1………2………Scorch kicks out, leaps to his feet then immediately falls backwards to land an elbow on Brian before he can get to his feet. Brian’s head ricochets off the mat and he appears dazed. Scorch prepares for the 708 Reasons I am Better Than You.

Daniel: This is a doozy – a feast of fast moving, skillful wrestling with no idiotic interfer……aw, crap!

Chris Cage comes through the crowd drawing Todd Franklin to the ropes. Scorch contemplates finishing the move but forearms Brian to the mat and takes a defensive stance against Cage who looks as though he wants to get into the ring. Brian is still alert however and rolls up Scorch from behind, calling Franklin to make the count.

1……….2……..3

Daniel: Brian takes it but I think he had a handful of pants there, unseen by Todd Franklin.

Max: It would have been a world’s first if he had seen it, Daniel.

Cage has got up on the ring apron to taunt Scorch as the bell rings.

Mina: The winner of this contest by pinfall, Gunnar Brian!!!

Franklin tries to stop Cage getting in the ring but retreats as Cage fetches a chair from the timekeeper’s table. Brian still has Scorch in the roll up position but releases it as Cage tosses him the chair. Brian brings the chair down hard on Scorch’s unprotected injured leg. He goes for a second blow, this time to the head, but feels the chair wrenched from his grasp by Jerimiah Ranks who has appeared in the ring, cheered by the crowd.

Ranks kicks Cage as he attempts to interfere, then Clotheslines Brian to the mat.

Scorch recovers and stands shoulder to shoulder with Ranks.

Cage and Brian roll out of the ring, Brian wiping some blood from the corner of his mouth as he backs away from the ring.
‘The Importance of Being Idle’ starts briefly but is quickly changed to ‘Blisters and Coffee’ in tribute to the beaten, but unbowed Scorch. Scorch looks at the proffered hand of Ranks, then back at the man's face, before grasping his hand suspiciously and shaking it in thanks as TNT goes to commercial.




Amy: Ladies and gentlemen, I am here with the Former WPW Florida State Champion, MVP! Now, MVP, I know many people have been asking you why you told the fans to “go to hell”, and I feel it should be answered for everyone to hear.

MVP: Well, Amy, yes. I told the fans to go to ell. I thought I explained it well enough when I first said it, but my suspicions were correct. Wrestling fans are stupid, idiotic, retarded, and in the words of Carlos Mencia, Dee Dee Dee!

Amy: So, will you answer the question again?

MVP: Why not? I mean I have nothing else to do. I mean, it’s not like I have to worry if Kaze doesn’t blow our match tonight where I can become the first Multi Champion in WPW History. It’s not like I have to worry if WPW Fans do what they do best, and that’s throw trash at me. I don’t have to thank about how I’m going to win this match.

Amy: You know that in the time you said that you could have answered already.

MVP: I told you I have all the time in the world. I might even go sign some autographs before I answer.

MVP actually walks off camera and you hear a *slap* sound and MVP walks back with a red mark on his face.

MVP: Ok, Amy. Months ago, I used to adore the fans. I used to let the fans run my life, control my being. What did that get me? A trip to the hospital, losing my wife, losing the Florida Championship? And the fans didn’t really believe I could make it. All the fans thought I was was someone who happened to be at the right place at the right time when I won the Title in the first place. A month after I won it people were saying it’s time to take it off me. And after that the only person who believed I could win the title back was apparently Carlos Gonzalez, because he kept giving me shots. So the only person that thought I was worth something was someone who I could care less about, and that is the boss. Maybe if the people that I worked for, the fans, the people who pay their hard earned money to put there ass in a seat which pays my paycheck, only thought I was a one hit wonder and never had a shot in a real match. Well now, Amy, people will see how much I can hold my own, when I try not to let Kaze get in the way too much while I continue my strides to become the first Multi Champion in WPW History.

MVP walks off.

Amy: Ladies and gentlemen, that was MVP on, “ladies and gentleman”.








Mina: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. And is a non title Hardcore Match!!

"Give 'Em Hell Kid" by My Chemical Romance hits. And after 15 seconds, the vocals kick in, a door on one of the trailers swings open, and Gerard Carson steps out of it. He walks down the steps, and begins walking down the aisle of trailers towards the ring. Gerard is just about 10 feet away from the ring when one of the doors on a trailer to his right swings open and a chair is slung towards Gerards head knocking him down onto the floor.

Daniel: What the hell just happened??

Max: I think Gerard Carson just fell victim to an invisible chair shot!!

Daniel: I doubt that somehow Max...

The camera looks toward the trailer which the chair flew out from. But theres noone there. Slowly The Stallion walks towards the door, Hardcore Title in hand, and then just stops. And stares at Carson whos holding his head. Stallion walks down the steps and walks straight towards Carson. Carson is getting to his feet as Stallion gets to him. Stallion grabs Carson by the hair and drags him towards the ring. Carson tries to fight out of it but Stallion knees him in the midsection and continues to drag him towards the ring. They reach the ring and Stallion tries to throw Carson into the ring, but Carson isn't having any of it and fights back with lefts and rights to the Stallion. Carson removes Stallions hand from his hair, and begins to punch him in the abdomen. Carson grabs Stallion by the head and throws him face first into the steel steps.

Max: Damn it smells like a sweat shop in here!!

Daniel: A Sweat shop?? How the hell would you know what a sweat shop smells like??

Max: I used to be the manager of one.

Daniel: You what?

Max: I SAID...

Daniel: I heard what you said Max!! But Oh my that really stinks!! Was that you??

Max: No! Daniel believe it or not, you're sitting next to a portapotty, I think it just may have something to do with that!!

Carson finally has a moment to take his God of Live Championship from his waist. He hands it to the refere and then goes back to work on Stallion who is on the dirty trailer park floor holding his head. Carson grabs Stallion again and picks him up. Stallion looks dazed, so Carson slaps him in the face to wake him up. It doesn't seem to do the job though as Stallion is still groggy. Carson moves back a bit and then comes back with an even bigger slap, but again Stallion just stands there, looking as though hes really dizzy. Carson grabs Stallion by the shoulder, and begins slapping him over and over again, front hand and back hand. And after about 10 slaps from front hand, and 10 backhands, he lets go, and Stallion still looks groggy. Not knowing what else he can really do, Carson steps back, and then rushes forward with a roar of anger and kicks Stallion right between the legs, taking him down to his knees and seemingly waking him up a little.

Daniel: That has to be the most painful wake up call I have ever seen in my entire life!!

Max: I think I'll cancel my wake up call for the morning...

Daniel: Don't worry about it Max, I'm sure it wouldn't have any affect on someone like you...

Carson crouches down, and picks up the ring apron to look under the ring for some weapons, Carosn pulls out a chair, and a few other items, including a kendo stick and a table. Carson throws the table and the kendo stick into the ring and then begins to look under the ring again, when out of the corner of his eye he sees the portapotty. Carson hesitantly walks towards it, slowing putting his hand up towards his face due to the smell as he gets closer. Carson puts his hand on the portpotty, and shakes it a little bit to see how stable it is. Carson opens the door, but theres no lights on in the portapotty and we can't see in there. Carson smiles, and turns towards his opponent who is now getting to his feet. Carson helps Stallion to his feet, and then grabs him by the arm and Irish whips him towards the portapotty, but just as hes about 2 feet away from it Stallion reverses the irish whip and Carson goes flying into the portapotty with a massive bump. The door closes behind him and theres a loud scream. About 3 seconds later the door flies open again and Carson storms out of the portapotty, The camera zooms over to the portapotty, the light is now on. The camera looks inside, and Sgt Pain can be seen with his pants around his ankles sitting down on the toilet reading an issue of Playgirl magazine with flies flying all around him and an almost toxic smell coming from the portapotty making Stallion look like hes about to be ill. Carson turns around and looks at Sgt Pain, who winks at him. With a look of utter disgust on his face Carson quickly hits the blast from the past on Pain whos head just tilts backwards as hes now out cold on the toilet. Carson closes the door and then looks at the portapotty with a horrified look on his face, still holding his nose, and his ass for some strange reason...Carson backs away from the portapotty slowly...until he bumps into something. Carson turns around, and BAM!! The hardcore Champion takes Carson out with the steel chair Carson had taken out from under the ring not so long ago.

Daniel: Was that Sgt Pain in the portapotty??

Max: No wonder there was such a bad smell coming from it.

Daniel: True.

Stallion still looks slightly dazed, and is still holding his gential area. Stallion takes in a deep breath, and then throws down the chair on the floor. The camera looks down to Carson who is busted open from the sickening chair shot delivered to him from The Stallion. Stallion picks up Carson by the hair, and turns him around and hits a neckbrecker onto the steel chair. The camera turns to above a trailer, where Andrew Xavier is sitting in a deck chair watching the action and nodding in approval as Stallion is in control of this match.

Daniel: And theres Andrew Xavier looking on at the man he will face at Ruined Fate for the WPW Hardcore Title!!

Max: Xavier is a former Hardcore Champion in PCW!

Daniel: He sure is. And now hes brought the New Age to WPW!

Max: And the next WPW Hardcore Champion!!

Daniel: Well we'll see about that next Tuesday night at Ruined Fate, Max!

Stallion looks like he doesn't know what to do next. Then all of a sudden he looks as though a lightbulb has gone off in his head. Stallion takes the chair that he just hit Carson with, and walks towards one of the trailers. Stallion throws the chair up into the air, which lands on top of the trailer.

Daniel: What the hell is Stallion doing??

Max: Maybe he wants a birdseye view of the action, just like Xavier!!

Stallion goes back to Carson, and picks him up and begins to drag him towards the Trailer. Stallion pushes Carson towards the trailer to try and get him to go up it, but hes really not having much success. after trying to get Carson to climb on his own for a while, Stallion changes his mind and attempts to boost him up to the top of the trailer. Stallion crouches down, and puts his head between Carsons legs (Hi, how ya doing?). Stallion lifts Carson up onto his shoulders, and then throws him up. Carson, not wanting to fall, catches on to the top of the trailer and makes sure he gets up on it. Stallion jumps up and grabs the top of the trailer, and pulls himself up. Stallion gets up to the top of the trailer and stands up, but as soon as he does so Carson drop kicks him in the knees and he falls flat on his face.

Daniel: Well we have both participants in this match on top of a trailer...thats certainly something you won't see in the WWE!!

Max: Nope, instead we have to see some wrinkly old fool bearing his ass every week...

Daniel: Ewww...

The camera pans to see Mykal Adams looking on from the top of the aisle of trailers looking on at the match.

Daniel: And theres the Florida State Champion looking on at his opponent for Ruined Fate

Max: I can't wait for that match!

Daniel: Me neither...

Max: Remind me, which match is it again??

Daniel: Oh Max...

Max: What?

Carson sets up the chair so its standing up, and then stands on it. The trailer begins to shake slightly as Stallion slowly gets up to his feet. Carson grabs Stallion by the hair and shouts out "THATS IT!" Carson jumps up into the end for what seems like an eternity and then crashes Stallions head down into the roof of the caravan with the Carsonator DDT. Both men go crashing through the roof of the trailer as the fans in attendance begin chanting "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!" The cameraman opens the door of the trailer and runs inside as the trailer fills with dust. A few pain filled moans can be heard by each man, but we can't actually see either of them. The dust slowly clears and sitting there, on the toilet, is Sgt Pain, once again with his pants around his ankles reading his issue of playgirl magazine!

Daniel: What the fuck??

Max: This guy is creapy!! Keep him the hell away from me!!

Sgt Pain looks up and notices the camera. He shouts out "CAN'T I GET ANY FUCKING PRIVACY IN THIS PLACE?" and slams the door of the trailers toilet. The dust clears even more to see Carson laid out on his back, and Stallion laying on top of him, the two having fallen that way. Stallion has one shoulder down, but Carson has both... The referee pushes the cameraman out of the way and walks up the steps and into the trailer to make the count.

1.....


2.....


3!!!

Mina: The winner of this match...The Stallion!!!

Daniel: Well The Stallion pulls a major upset over Gerard Carson here!

Max: And hopefully we won't see anymore of that damn pervert Sgt Pain in everyones toilet!!

Daniel: Wait a second...why the hell did that trailer have a toilet??

The camera leaves the trailor as the flush of a toilet can be heard.




Dan Murph walks through some of the backstage trailers before coming across an old European Romany caravan. A toothless hag sits at the front of the caravan, cackling away like she had been paid $5.00 to do so. She brushes the 'hair' of a corn dolly and spits a stream of brown mucus 2 feet long. It splashes 22 inches from the boots of Murph who scowls at her briefly, then flinches away as she sticks her tongue out lasciviously. Murph notices the door on the caravan reads 'The DREAM TEAM - have your fortune read here. Large supply of skag available - surplus to requirements''

Murph timidly enters the caravan to find a wall of multi-hued balloons. A voice speaks.

Who dares enter the caravan of cacophany, the mobile home of misery, the trailer of terror? Enter, brave stranger, but be prepared for death and a small cover charge of ten dollars.

Murph fishes in his pockets for some loose change and thrusts a ten dollar bill through the balloons. It is snatched from his hand and he brings it back sharply to show a small paper cut which he sucks angrily. He advances through the ballons, popping many as he goes then finds himself in a flash disco set-up circa 1977. The Bees gyrate round two polls in the midddle of the dance floor. Jokester sits at a desk counting cash. He wears a bookie's skip hat. He speaks: Yeah, yeah, it's bigger on the inside than on the outside. Doctor Who had to steal the idea from somebody, and it just happened to be us. Why do you seek the Dream Team's counsel?

Murph: Well, well, Jokester. Nice set up you got here. Plenty of opportunity to fleece the kiddies, I guess. I thought I had better just touch base and find out what your plans were for Ruined Fate while The Dream is busy whupping that college boy actor faggot, JMC.

Jokester: We'll have none of that language in here, thank you very much. College indeed!
I might have graduated top of my class in advanced Jokanomics and Long Division at the Old Uni of New Mexico.....or was it the New Uni of Old Mexico.....I forget......anyway, it's the school of Hard Knocks that matters out there in the wrestling ring, not how many times you've played Hamlet at the Old Vic. (Twice, JMC, by the way, beat that!) (True, he beat me both times, but I reckon he sneaked in a few extra aces)
No, the Jokester will be vying for the number one Contendership any time soon. I see it in the cards.
(Jokester beckons behind him where a pack of cards are arranged to spell out 'Vying for number one contendership any time soon')
And the cards never lie.......except if Hamlet's the dealer.

You may not be the only one, Jokester, that's all I've gotta say. I'll be seeing you.

Murph leaves as the Bees start sniffing round him a little too closely.
Dream exits the toilet, conveniently labelled 'Toilet', and asks: What did I miss?

Jokester: A 45 yard field goal in the dying seconds.

Dream: Figures.

He starts frugging wildly to the Death March as it plays on the turntables, the disco lights whizzing around the dance floor.




Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me by U2 begins to play over the speakers.

Max: What’s going on?

Daniel: We heard this music two nights ago on Sunday Night Live. It appears as though WPW newcomer, Jeremy Lapalme, is joining us!

Max: I like this guy.

Daniel: You would.

Max: No, really, I think he’s got a lot of class, as well as lot of talent as well. I can tell he’s going to be a huge star.

Jeremy, with a microphone in hand, makes his way down to the ring, flipping off a few fans in the process. He gets in the ring and smirks as the crowd showers him with jeers.

Daniel: Looks like the new kid has something to say.

Max: New kid? Come on, Dan! The guy’s a star on the rise!

Jeremy raises the microphone to his mouth.

Jeremy: For those who missed my impressive debut on Sunday, my name is Jeremy Lapalme.

The crowd boos.

Jeremy: Despite what you may think, I’m not out here to torment you with a long boring speech about how great I am. No, I shouldn’t have to do that. After all, you all witnessed how quickly and easily I decimated Alex Christopher Diamond. I lived up to my word and showed everyone that he was nothing more than a cubic zirconia. For the uneducated people in the audience, those are fake diamonds.

More boos.

Daniel: Jeremy is certainly not winning over the crowd in his Turmoil debut.

Max: It’s not a popularity contest. Jeremy’s here to win!

Jeremy: Now, I know I’m one of the newest additions to the roster, and that the pay-per-view is just a few days away but, given my performance on Sunday, I think I deserve to have a match at the pay-per-view…don’t you?

An asshole chant breaks out.

Max: That’s no way to treat him!

Jeremy: Regardless of what you think, I think that a man of my grace and class deserves some respect, especially from a bunch of redneck trailor park trash like you…

The crowd continue to violently boo until the sound of tires screaching hit the speakers. The crowd all cheer as Jeremy looks up to the titontron to read the words "Payback's a Bitch!" Twizted walks out from behind the curtain to a pop from the thousand in attendance.

Daniel: It's Twizted!

Max: Really? I couldn't tell on my own.

Twizted brings the mic to his lips to speak from the curtain.

Twizted: I've heard just about enough trash talk about our fans tonight. You know Mr. Lapalme, we just broke an attendance record here in Ocala Florida.

The crowd pops at the mention.

Twizted: One thousand and going strong, best attendance we've ever had anywhere, yet here you are insulting them...

The crowd boo Lapalme who crosses his arms.

Twizted: They don't have to put up with that, and I'm here to shut your mouth new comer.

Jeremy: Yeah?

Twizted: Yeah.

Jeremy: Why don't accept my challenge and face me at Ruined Fate then bitch?

Twizted: I think I will.

Daniel: Is that confirmed, Jeremy Lapalme vs. Twizted at Ruined Fate?

Max: Twizted gonna show the newcomer the ropes?

Twizted: But I'm also gonna get me some tonight!

Twizted runs toward the ring as Jeremy Lapalme sets up waiting for him, but just as Twizted gets there he jumps between the ropes and leaves. Jeremy runs out into the crowd who spit at him and throw empty budweiser bottles as he passes through.

Jeremy: Sorry, I'm a pay per appearance guy, and frankly, I just can't see two cents worth of my time here. See you next week fool.

Jeremy throws the microphone down in the crowd where someone quickly scoops it up and already starts looking for a pawn shop as Lapalme dissappears into the crowd leaving the crowd booing and Twizted shaking his head.

Daniel: We've gotta take you away from the ring where Amy White is standing by with Aftermath.



In another part of the trailor park we see interviewer Amy White starting an interview with the team of Aftermath, Tank and Johnny Bad Blood.

Amy: So guys how do you feel? You’re on a role with four wins and no losses so far. Also your going to Ruined fate to face the tag team champions. What do you think?

Tank: Well Amy, there is a lot of things circling my mind now. We are on a role but I keep thinking that our streak is going to go to into screeching halt. Also I-

Johnny cuts in to say something.

JBB: You think our streak is going to end just like that? That’s your problem. You don’t have a lot of confidence in yourself. You got to think that nothing can stop you. Emotionally and physically.

Tank: Yeah your right. Well about Ruined fate, I don’t have a plan or anything. I guess were going to get in there and give it our all. I’m not going to bitch if we lose. I’m just going to-

JBB: What? No were not going to lose. I guarantee it! We’re going in there January thirtieth at the Marion Oaks Community Center in Ocala, Florida and were going to whip some ass!

Amy: Ok then. How do you feel about you opponents?

Tank: Well we never met them, or seen them wrestle. I don’t-

JBB: Who cares if we never seen them, who cares if we never seen them wrestle, who cares if-

Tank: DAMN IT! Stop cutting me off. Yeah I know that I have no confidence in myself. You have a problem just like I do. You’re an arrogant son of a bitch!

Johnny punches Tank and Tank does the same. They both look at each other with angry emotions. The backstage gets quiet and then, Tank and Johnny start laughing. Amy White looks at them in confusion.

Tank: I’m sorry, we just had one of our moments.

Amy: Sure you did… well are you guys going for any other titles besides the tag team titles?

Tank: Of course. I’m going for the title that I first fought for. The god of live title. Way back JMC and I had a match on PCW live. I was a rookie back then and I got pummeled. Now that I look at what happened to me and JMC. We really went up to higher ranks. I mean he’s the WPW World Heavyweight Champion. Now I’m going into Ruined fate with Johnny to win those titles and there not a damn thing anyone can do about it!

Amy: Cool. So Johnny, are you going for any other titles?

JBB: Yeah. I’m going for the Hardcore titles. Just because I lost them at When Worlds collide, doesn’t mean that I forgot all about it. I’m still hunting down that title. Once I get the chance I will take it back.

Amy: Well I see you guys have a handful of things to do on your lists. I hope you succeed in your goals.

Tank: Thank you. Now if you’ll excuse us, we have to go do something.

JBB: Yeah. We got to go take care of some business with this guy that didn’t pay us back the money we gave him.

Johnny starts wrapping barbwire around his bat while tank is cracking his knuckles.

Tank: Yeah…bye!

Tank and Johnny run out to the parking lot and take off in their car, driving fast to “meet” this so called person as TNT goes to commercial.









Daniel: Welcome back from the break folks. Sky Ryder has made his way to ringside but he's hanging back until Brock Goodman makes his way toward the ring.

Max: MVP and Kaze are waiting inside from him and between us, Sky Ryder looks right at home in a trailer park.

Daniel: I thought you'd like him?

Max: I do..... That wasn't an insult.

'Sweetdreams' hits to a hick reaction.

Mina: Making his way to the ring and weighing in at 295lbs....... Brock Goodman!

Goodman walks toward the ring with his jacket on, hood up. Goodman stops up outside the ring and gives Sky Ryder a nod. The two men look in at their opponents.

Daniel: You know these two men really don't have any history at ALL with eachother. Kaze and MVP on the otherhand may very well be on the same page.

Max: Yeah but don't forget that MVP and Goodman teamed on Live just last weekend. Conflict of interest?

Daniel: Well that was a once of deal, I don't believe it will have much of a baring on this match.

Max: Don't be so sure........

Daniel: Maybe so but....... Goodman and Ryder into the ring!

Without warning both Goodman and Sky Ryder slide into the ring. Both men shoot up to their feet as Kaze and Goodman move in to meet them. Right hand from Brock Goodman rocks MVP and the same from Sky Ryder knocks back. Goodman has obviously already forgotten their partnership from last weekend as he stays on MVP with stiff rights. Ryder gets a 'Woooooo' from the hicks as he cracks Kaze with a knife edge chop to the chest. MVP is caught back in the corner courtesy of the right hands from Goodman. Kaze with a knee to the gut to Sky Ryder doubling him over. Clubbing blow to the back of the head puts Ryder down to his hands and knees. Kaze with a quick stomp to the back of his head and the big man works quickly, passing by the fallen Sky Ryder to get at Goodman. Brock sense it and turns with an elbow to the face of Kaze. WPWs resident sadist turns around and starts firering forearms into the face of Kaze. The 6'3" frame of Kaz is rocked as Goodman keeps on him with the stiff forearms to the face. MVP grabs Goodman and spins Goodman around. CRACK! MVP decks Brock Goodman with a loaded right hand.

Daniel: What connection! MVP giving Brock Goodman and almighty right hand.

Max: Big muscular guys in the ring...... Yep that spells brawl.

Daniel: Goodman layed out after that shot from MVP. I don't know if Ray Ramsey will be able to get this thing under control.

Kaze and MVP work togeather quickly, stomping down across Goodmans chest. Brock tries covering up but regardless the boots come raining down on him. From behind Sky Ryder grabs hold of both Kaze and MVP, slamming their heads togeather. MVP falls back into the corner and it seems that Kaze has the harder skull. Knife edge chop repays Kaze for his chop earlier. Irish whip from Sky Ryder but Kaze reverses it sending him off the ropes. Kaze lowers his body for a back body toss but leaves himself open and Sky Ryder connects with a stiff toe kick to the mush. Kaze straightens back up and the big man sees stars. Big boot from Sky Ryder puts Kaze down to the mat. Eyes open at all times please and MVP connects with a European uppercut. The former fan favourite pulls back and drops Ryder with a right hand. MVP gives SkY Ryder a few words of wisdom and turns, remembering Goodman....... Dropsault from Goodman connects to MVP! Kaze starts to stand and Goodman runs to the ropes. Springboard dropkick connects to the rising Kaze!

Daniel: I've said it once and I'll say it again. For a mab of his size, Brock Goodman is incedibley athletic.

Max: Two great shows of athleticsm there by Goodman alright. Goodman and Ryder aren't much of a team Danny. Have you seen them working togeather yet?

Daniel: No but Kaze and MVP are hardly working as a cohesive unit either.

MVP starts to rise but Brock Goodman is on him in an instant with a club to the back. Gutwrench Suplex takes the former Florida State Champion over. Goodman leaves MVP on the mat and hauls up Kaze, Sky Ryder getting to his feet finally. Right hand from Brock Goodman spins Kaze around right into a right hand from Sky Ryder. Same again please as Kaze stumbling into another right hand from Brock Goodman. Back around and SkY Ryder takes him with a right hand. Goodman barks out some orders and gets out onto the apron. Ryder plays nice and hauls Kaze up, trapping his arms behind his back. Brock to the top rope and the crowd rise, they might get a little excitment from this. MVP rolls up to his feet and collapses the top rope, crotching Brock Goodman. Kaze breaks Sky Ryders grip and shoots behind..... Full Nelson Slam connects to the WPW new boy! MVP with a right hand to Brock Goodman and the Philly native climbs to the second rope. This could get ugly as MVP hooks Brock Goodman in a front facelock. Kaze does his duty by stomping down on Ryder. Superplex coming but Goodman hangs onto the top rope. MVP looks for it again but again Brock Goodman hangs onto the top rope. Right hand to the gut from Goodman catches MVP napping. Another right and MVP gasps for air as Brock Goodman connects with three more. Front facelock has come loose and Brock Goodman is now face to face with MVP. Headbutt connects and the former champion crashes down to the mat. Goodman resets himself and Kaze turns around like a moose in the headlights........ Kane-style Flying Clothesline from Brock! Kaze moves out of the way as Sky Ryder conveniently rises and eats the clothesline from Goodman!

Daniel: WOW! A little miscommunication on the part of Goodman there.

Max: What an idiot!

Daniel: That won't do team spirit any favours.

Goodman stares down at his fallen partner in shock and turns around. Standing Spinebuster from Kaze plants Brock Goodman with authority! Goodman holds his back and winces as Kaze turns and starts to help MVP to his feet. He says something in MVPs ear which brings a smile to his face. The two men set themseles in the corner and wait. Sky Ryder is holding his throat as he rises slowly, not knowing what awaits him......... Both men come charging at him. GORE from MVP, Unpreventable Force from Kaze! Jesus Christ! Sky Ryder just got snapped in two. MVP hooks the leg!
One
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Thre...Broken up by Brock Goodman!

Daniel: Brock Goodman just saved this match at the last possible moment.

Max: Talk about cutting it close.

MVP rushes Brock Goodman but Brock ducks and pulls the top rope down as MVP flies over it and crashes down on the outside. The referee goes to check on MVP as Kaze then rushes Brock Goodman. Brock Goodman kicks his massive leg forwad in a blatent low blow catching Kaze between the legs!

Daniel: Referee! Turn around ref!

Brock then uses all his strength to push Kaze back toward Sky Ryder as the referee turns around. Kaze would've fallen to the mat on his own, but a quick roll up from Sky Ryder sends him down even quicker as Brock leaves the ring and jumps off the ring apron. Kaze's shoulders are down as Brock comes off the ring apron with a double axe handle on MVP!

One
Two
Three!!!

Mina: Here are your winners and number one contenders.... Brock Goodman & Sky Ryder!

Daniel: Well I'll be damned, they pulled it off, I was sure Sky Ryder would be out after being smashed like that.

Max: He still looks out to me, but don't underestimate this new comer, he's a keeper!

MVP slides in the ring as Kaze lays holding his groin. MVP kicks Sky Ryder out of the ring in disgust and then follows him out to ring side.

Daniel: What is MVP doing here?

Max: Uh oh.

MVP throws the time keeper out of his chair and then folds it up. Sky Ryder sits up and MVP blasts him with a chair shot in the face. Sky Ryder falls back motionless as Brock Goodman slides into the ring to have his hand raises. MVP slides in behind Brock and hits him with a brutal full swing chair shot to the back of the head and shoulders. Brock falls to one knee and MVP cocks the chair back and hits him in the back of the head again almost knocking his head off.

Daniel: We need help out here, MVP is going insane!

Max: You sure that's not more tard rage? They are team mates after all.

Referees head toward the ring as Kaze gets to his feet. Kaze grabs MVP by the shoulder and says to him "C'mon, it's over". MVP stands still for a moment before turning his body quickly and slamming the chair down right on the top of Kaze's skull!!!

Daniel: Holy shit that was ugly!!

Max: Ouch. I mean just, ouch.

Kaze falls backward his eyes fluttering shut as referees and officials flood the ring and restrain MVP. Kaze, Brock, and Sky Ryder are all laid out as MVP drops the chair and a sadistic smile spreads across his face as the crowd violently boo him. Blood is squirting out of Kaze's head and a pool is forming near the corner of the ring as a few fans close to him gag.

Daniel: For god's sake get the camera out of here, go to the next segment early, just get that camera out of the ring!



Standing in a dark part of the trailor park where no lights are shining is The Shadow as he stands in front of a microphone with mic in hand. The shadows cover his masked face as the camera shakes still being set up. The recognizable voice of Amanda Rhyme is heard.

Amanda: Ready?

Shadow nods.

Amanda: Ok, um, I think it's on, it turned on early for some reason.

Shadow nods again, then stares into the lens of the camera.

Shadow: I have something I want to say, and I chose to say it here live on TNT rather then waste my time some where else. We've heard tonight from Aftermath, we've heard tonight from The Bennetts, we just saw a match that sealed the deal with the final competitors in the match, but who have we not heard from? That's right... Darkness... And why have we not heard from Darkness? Because once again... Only one member of Darkness is here tonight...

Some distant boo's from SiNN fans is heard as Shadow lets out a deep breath and continues.

Shadow: I'm getting tired of pulling your weight and holding your gold SiNN, and while you're busy playing doctor with some milf of a nurse at the hospital, I've been coming to TNT week after week, without a match week after week because my tag team partner has dissappeared. Even when we are booked I've been fighting our matches alone, I've been taking care of your girlfriend, and I've been here in Florida night after night while you're just off who knows where and you know what SiNN? I'm sick of it. There comes a point where a man must draw the line, and that point is now.

Shadow takes in a deep breath as he closes his eyes, and then continues again.

Shadow: I'm giving you one last chance. You either show up at Ruined Fate, or this partnership is over. Can I win the match alone? Maybe, but I won't. Why do I want to hold the tag team titles when it just means I'll be defending them alone? Ruined Fate is your final chance Van, Sinn, whatever the hell you call yourself to make a man out of yourself and honor your commitment as a wrestler. If you don't show up and blow it off again, so help me God, not only is the partnership over, but I will hunt you down and-

Voice: And what?

The crowd pops at the possible voice of SiNN, but then boo when the camera pans over to show Kayne Risen leaning against a trailor. Kayne Risen walks forward as Amanda shakily moves the camera to show Kayne walking right up to Shadow.

Kayne: What's wrong? Was I not the Risen you were expecting?

Shadow looks away from Kayne letting out a deep breath.

Kayne: Why don't you want to look at me boy? You afraid of me? Do I make you nervous? Am I making you upset?

Shadow continues to look away from Kayne as Kayne's grin spreads wider.

Kayne: Or are you afraid of what I might say?

Kayne looks to Amanda and grins.

Kayne: You trust him?

Amanda's eyes widen as she sets the camera down on the tripod, and behind the camera her voice can be heard.

Amanda: Yes.

Kayne: Well he's not who you think he-

Shadow stands up and grabs Kayne by the upper arm.

Shadow: Shut your mouth!

Kayne turns and uses his strength to overpower Shadow's arm and he grabs him by the upper arm instead. Kayne leans in close to Shadow and says in a low voice.

Kayne: I know who you are...

Shadow pulls his arm free from Kayne and stares at him for a moment before he walks toward the camera.

Shadow: C'mon Amanda, let's go!

Shadow reaches forward to grab the camera and the feed goes dark.




Andrew Xavier is seen walking into one of the trailors where the wrestlers change when the camera shot changes and goes inside. The Stallion has changed back to his street clothes and throws his gym bag on his shoulder when Xavier walks up to him.

Stallion: How can I help you Andrew?

Andrew: I just wanted to congradulate you on your win tonight. Beating Gerard Carson is no joke, you're alot better then I expected. Man to man, I just wanted to say it will be an honor to face you next Tuesday.

The Stallion stares at Xavier for a moment as Andrew puts out his hand to shake Stallion's, and Stallion smiles and shakes his hand.

Stallion: Thanks. Refreshing to see good sportsmanship these days. Good luck to you too, win lose or draw, lets put on a good match, yeah?

Andrew: Agreed.

Andrew Xavier smiles as Stallion nods and walks past him. Andrew suddenly turns around and calls out to Stallion.

Andrew: Oh, I almost forgot!

Stallion: What?

Stallion turns to look to Xavier and suddenly Andrew Xavier lunges forward and rams a sledge hammer right between The Stallion's eyes. Stallion falls limp to the ground as Hitman Mark starts to walk up into the dressing room, but then sees what's going on and walks back out calling out for help. Xavier leans down over The Stallion and places the end of the sledge hammer in his throat, Stallion lying unmoving on the ground. Xavier grabs the title and lifts it up placing it on his shoulder.

Andrew: I'll be taking this back home with me, which is where it's belonged all along. If you want it back, you'll have to take it from me at Ruined Fate... Good luck "champ", you're gonna need it.

Xavier walks out of the trailor with the hardcore title on his shoulder as the camera goes back to ringside.

Daniel: What a disgusting act!

Max: Get used to it Daniel.






Max: Well here we have a rather interesting grudge match. Both these men really want to get their handson The One, however only one man can reach that goal tonight.

Daniel: Yes, Mike Adams and Kayne Risen both have the chance of a Ruined Fate appearance, going face to face with The One. Both men will certainly be fired up for this one and that will make for one hell of a contest.

Max: The only reason this situation is in place is because Carlos seemingly wanted Adams against One at Ruined Fate, but Kayne had to go and spoil the party.

Daniel: Both men have legitement shouts to face The One at Ruined Fate and nowboth men can put forth their own cases and we will see who actually deserves to go to Ruined Fate.

Mina: This match is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, he is Kayne Risen

"Bruises" by Unloco erupts with pyros and Kayne Risen walks out with a black bandanna, tank top, and leather wrestling pants. Kayne reaches the ring as the music hits the words "Shut the fuck up!" and he taunts as pyros erupt from the turnbuckles.

Mina: And introducing his opponent, he is the 'Unstoppable' Mike Adams

Pyro explodes on stage as Adams lifts his hands up in triumph. He makes his way down to the ring, keeping his head down all the way. A few fans, despite their hatred, reach out to slap the back of Adams. Adams rolls into the ring and flips up his hoody as he rises. He taunts the crowd and more pyro erupts, this time from the turnbuckles. Adams takes off the hoody and throws it to the outside. He glances at Kayne, nothing more than a quick 'I know you exist' look before facing him.

Mina: And not forgetting the special guest referee, he is... The One

3.... 2... 1... 1... 1.

The Lights go out and one single white light shines from the rafters, it focuses on The One standing in the entrance. Suddenly
'Better' By Guns N' Roses hits the speakers and he begins his walks down the aisle towards the ring. He stares right at Adams and Risen and enters the ring and does The god like pose on the first turnbuckle. He then walks towards the turnbuckle on the opposite side and looks towards the sky. He jumps down and makes both Adams and Risen take note that he is the referee and thus untouchable in the match.

Max: The One is certainly making his referee status known, neither men can touch him if they want to face him. In the long run it may not be the better wrestler but the one who can hold out longest.

Daniel: Agreed, neither man can even lay a finger on The One otherwise it could well be a disqualification

One decides to pull both men into the middle of the ring and tells them to shake hands, reluctantly both men shake hands as One calls for the bell. Adams and Risen lock up in the middle of the ring, neithe seeming to give an inch. Risen seems to gain the early advantage as he begins to push Adams back little by little. Risen back Adams into the corner as One ducks in to break them both up. One pushes Risen away as Adams hits Risen with a cheap slap. Risen pushes One out of the way and begins to unload into Adams, however One pulls him away and begins to lecture Risen. Adams charges from the corner as One moves and both Adams and Risen begin to brawl on the mat. Adams on top of Risen hitting away, trying to break down Risens blocking tactics. One pulls Adams off Risen and pushes him away. One indicates that he could disqualify either man if he wanted as Risen gets up. Both men seem calm as they lock up in the middle of the ring again, this time Adams gains the advantage and manages to slip Risen into a side headlock which is counted as Adams finds himself going into the ropes. Adams ducks a Risen clothesline atempt before coming back off the ropes again nailing Risen with a dropkick. Adams comes off the the adjacent rope and drops a knee to Risens shoulder before dropping down for a cover. One walks around and Risen kicks out before One got to his knees.

Max: Well, One may just be hoping to face Risen at Ruined Fate, especially after that poor attempt at a count.

Daniel: Yes, but remember One could could also be playing mind games right now with Kayne and Adams, who knows?

Adams looks up at One who shrugs back almost telling Adams 'Never mind' Risen slowly gets back to his feet as Adams begins to nail blow after blow to the back of him. One watches and makes no effort to stop the blows as Adams delivers a belly to back suplex to Risen before mounting him and deliveringblow after blow. Adams gets up off Risen and watches as Risen slowly gets up to his feet. Adams measures him up for a spear but misses as Risen moves out of the way. Adams stop himself from crashing into the corner and turns around only to be met by a big boot from Risen. Risen drops for the cover and One quickly slides into place.
1..2..kick out by Adams.

Daniel: Rather fast count there by One, almost gave Risen the win from nothing.

Max: This is what he wants, Kayne against The One at Ruined Fate, dare I say its guaranteed now.

Risen pulls up Adams and nails a hard left, followed by a hard right before shoving him into the corner. Another shot, this time to the mid section of Adams as Risen smirks. He backs away from Adams before charging full force, kneeing Adams in the mid section, forcing him to fall into the corner. Risen turns away to taunt the crowd before walking over to Adams, picking him up and pulling him over to the middle of the ring. He kicks Adams and lifts him up for a suplex. Adams fights out of it and nails Risen with a DDT. Adams lies next to Risen before rolling over his arm barely across Risens chest as One counts. 1.......2.. kick out by Risen. Both men slowly rise to their feet, One chosing not to start the ten count, as they begin exchanging blows in the ring. Adams still holding the rope seems to be getting the worse of the blows as he ducks a right by Risen and nails him with a shot of his own. Adams begins to build a little momentum before Risen counters with surprisngly quick scoop slam.

Max: Kayne showing some quick thinking there go keep Adams on the ground and he may even take the match here.

Daiel: I wouldn't count Adams out yet, both men looking like they could go on longer.

Risen comes off th ropes and follows up with a leg drop and a cover. Oneslides into place and counts slower this time. 1....2....kick out by Adams. Risen looks across at One sure he had the three count as One shakes his head. Risen picks Adams up and knees him in the mid section again, pausing before delivering another to Adams. Suddenly Adams breaks from Kayne and begins with the rights and lefts again before delivering a kick to the mid section and a powerbomb. Adams looks up at the lighting before grabbing Risens legs.

Max: Looks like Adams is going to end it here possibly

Daniel: What with?

Adams goes for a sharpshooter and locks it in, he leans back and pulls on Risens neck. One slides around and asks him if he wants to submit. Risen doesn't submit as he struggles to do anything. One asks Risen again and again Risen doesn't tap. One gets up from the mat and walks over to the ropes he looks over at Mina and nods... One runs back over to Risen and asks again and Risen submits.

Max: Risen tapped, Adams goes on to face One at Ruined Fate

Daniel: I really expected to see a screwjob for a moment there but I guess One knew better than to play around with that.

Max: Yep and now its Adams against One.

Mina: The winner of this match and advancing to face The One at Ruined Fate, The Unstoppable Mike Adams

One goes to lift Adams hand but Adams pulls away from One. One shrugs and mouths 'fine then' before sliding out of the ring and backing up the ramp. Adams watches One as he remains in the ring as One mouths 'See you at Ruined Fate'

Max: Well no love lost there then, and we have a set up for a big encounter now.

Daniel: Yes and wow the story develops even more.



The scene opens in front of a dirty, burnt down traler to the lovely Amy White who is standing with her microfone in hand. A couple of whistles can be heard from the crowd. Dan Murph slowly walks into the scene and stands just beside Amy and the entire crowd begin to boo. Dan gets a smile on his face as he stands there towering over Amy.

Amy: I'm standing here with the man who calls himself the Irish God, Dan Murph!

The crowd begin to boo even more as Dan doesn't seem to care one little bit.

Amy: Dan, you don't have a match on TNT tonight. So what I and a lot of people backstage was wondering is, why are you here tonight??

Dan cracks his knuckles and then snatches the microfone off of Amy.

Dan: Amy, I have to agree with you. It is an absolute TRAVESTY that the Irish...GOD, Dan Murph has not been booked on TNT this week. But honestly, I don't really want to be in this dump any longer than I have to. Thats right, the car is loaded and ready to go, so I'll make this brief. I'm here tonight, in quite possibly the most disgusting trailer park I have ever seen in my life. I'm here tonight, to make an announcement regarding Ruined Fate. Simply put, I'm laying down a challenge. For any two WPW "Superstars" who don't already have a match for Ruined Fate. Now this won't be any old Triple Threat match. I decided that my quest to further my career will be turned up a notch at Ruined Fate. So I went to see Carlos Gonzales. And I guess you could say we did a little..."negociating"...haha. And lets just say that after a few moments of..."negociating"...Carlos saw things MY way.

So come on, come all. Because for the two unfortunate bastards who decided to put their careers in my hands at Ruined Fate. You will just become another example of why I am the fastest rising star in WPW. And thanks to Carlos Gonzales. When I beat whoever is stupid enough to stand in my way at Ruined Fate, I will officially be the number one contender for the WPW World Heavyweight Champion. And then, on to Everything Ends. And it won't matter whether I have to face James Moriarty Cassius, The Dream, or Willy Wonka, because after Everything Ends I will be forever known as Dan Murph: Irish...GOD!! And WPW World...Heavyweight...Champion...

Dan shoves the microphone into the face of Amy has he walks off scratching his arms. From fleas he probably picked up by standing too close to The Dream's trailer. Amy White looks baffled as TNT goes to it's final commercial break.










Daniel: Well, tonight has been an interesting night thus far, but folks we still have one more match to get to before we wrap up tonight’s episode of TNT. Ruined Fate is just around the corner, and our main event for tonight’s episode of TNT could headline any PPV.

Max: Yeah. And for some damn reason, Mr. Gonzalez is giving the fans this match for free. I mean, I know I’m not the boss, but I would think that a match of this caliber would warrant a PPV booking.

Daniel: Well, I hate to say this, but you do make a good point.

Max: Well, of course I am making a good point. Anyways, this tag match also sees the reformation of one of the best tag teams to have ever existed in the history of professional wrestling. The Dream Team is back folks. But, it is happening (looks around at his surroundings) at a freaking trailer park? Are you kidding me? A reformation of this magnitude should happen in a worthwhile venue. Again, I love Mr. Gonzalez, but…..

Daniel: And what is wrong with a trailer park? These people showed up and paid there good hard money to see this show. And Max, they are about to see what I think could very well be the biggest…the best main event we have seen on TNT.

Max: Daniel, this match screams “big time”. But…..a freaking trailer park?

Daniel: Let it go Max. Just let it go. In any case, WPW’s Royalty, the World Heavyweight Champion JMC and his partner….”The People’s King” Dust, take on the reformed Dream Team….one of the most highly decorated tag teams of all time.

Max: Yeah. Plus, we know that at Ruined Fate JMC will face The Dream in a World Title unification match.

Daniel: I know. Fans of WPW have been talking about that match since Mr. Gonzalez announced it. Hell, WPW Message Board has been buzzing about that match.

Max: I know. The fans seem to be 50/50 on who will win that match. Now, on another subject Daniel, we also need to talk about how, as it stands right now, Dust and Jokester are not on the card for Ruined Fate. I mean, how does an oversight like that happen?

Daniel: I have wondered about that very same subject myself. I know the card for Ruined Fate is solid. We have the World Title unification match….the Florida State title match between Carson and Adams……

Max: But what about Dust and Jokester? If I was either of them, I would be livid about not being booked for the PPV.

Daniel: Well, perhaps Mr. Gonzalez will address this issue.

Max: Daniel. This is the match that will close the show. If Mr. Gonzalez was going to make an announcement, don’t you think he would’ve already done it?

Daniel: Good point. But, stranger things have happened. But, the time is at hand. Time for what is sure to be one hell of a main event. Let’s send it to Mina Henderson.


Mina: (looking red hot) Ladies and gentlemen, it is time for the main event of the evening. The following contest is scheduled for one fall.


“I am the Walrus” hits and the fans seem to be split. Some are cheering, while others seem to be booing as they no doubt recognize the entrance music for The Jokester. After a few lines of the song, out comes Jokester in a beat up, old Chevy pick up truck. The fans are laughing there asses off, but soon realize that Jokester is having fun at there expense. Still, the rednecks in the crowd seem to get the joke and play along. Jokester seems to having fun with it too. He drives the truck down as close as he can get it (as close as he can to the ring), parks it and then steps out. He runs and slides underneath the bottom ropes, into the ring.

Mina: Introducing first, from Chuckle town (looks at cue card and can’t believe there is such a place) New Mexico……Jokester!


Max: I love that Jokester man. Coming out in a beat up, ragged out pick up truck and these fans are too stupid to know that Jokester is mocking them. Classic!

Daniel: I think the fans get it. They are just good sports about it.

Max: No way. These trailer park morons are so stupid that……

Daniel: Shut your pie hole Max. These people are WPW fans. Have some respect man.

Max: (cuts evil eyes at Daniel) Don’t tell me what to do. I will bitch slap you into…….

Daniel: And I will have you fired for it. You know the rules. So sit there like a good boy and shut it!


“A-MER-I-CA” hits and the crowd is once again split. Instead of his normal routine, Dream comes out looking to be all business…..but then he smiles and reveals that he has “Bubba teeth” in his mouth. Again, the fans get the joke and go with it. Dream tries to keep the teeth in, but it is obvious that the teeth are uncomfortable to him. Dream spit’s the teeth out and then makes his way to the ring. Once inside, he and Jokester stand side by side, as the fans have there camera’s out. The flashbulbs go off like fireworks. The Dream Team are together once again.

Mina: And introducing his partner….from London, England……The Dream!


Daniel: Folks, take a moment to look at one of the greatest tag teams to ever have been assembled. The Dream Team have been reunited……

Max:…..And it feels so good! Ha! Ha! Daniel, they are not one of the greatest tag teams to have ever been assembled. They are THE greatest tag team in professional wrestling history…..PERIOD!

Daniel: You could certainly make an argument for that.

Max: I wonder if Jokester made Dream wear the Bubba Teeth?

Daniel: I doubt Jokester had to convince Dream to do it. Those two always have fun when they are together.


“Dust and Bones” hits and the fans get to there feet. After a few seconds of music, out steps the man known as “The People’s King”. Dust steps out to a huge ovation from the fans. He looks over the crowd and then………….”Don’t forget the rules” hits and out steps the WPW World Heavyweight Champion, JMC….with his lovely sister Sophie. WPW’s Royalty are standing side by side, as the fans are going nuts. Both men look at one another and then make there way to the ring. JMC and Dust enter the ring. Jokester and Dream are still inside the ring, but they have gathered in there corner. JMC looks over at Dream as Dust eyeballs Jokester. But The Dream Team act as if there opponents are not even there, as they seem to be talking strategy with one another.

Mina: And there opponents…..first, from Cork, Ireland…..Dust…..and from Bad Segeberg, Germany….the WPW World Heavyweight Champion…..JMC!


Daniel: JMC and Dust seem to have become a tight tag team. And to think that a few months back Dust wanted to end JMC.

Max: Well, I think they have been lucky. No way Dust will put a unity with JMC over winning the top prize in our sport.

Daniel: Well, he has for now. Both men have been impressive when they work together.

Max: Well, they are about to get the biggest test of there young, tag team life. Dream Team is the best of the best. No way JMC and Dust walk out of this trailer park with a win. No way.

Daniel: Well, Jokester and Dream haven’t tagged together in a long time, and that could haunt them in this match.

Max: That is a possibility, but I doubt it will be an issue. The Dream Team know each other so well that they will not have any issues in this match.

Daniel: Well, we are about to find out. Time to get this match going.


Dream remains in the ring, so he will start things off for the Dream Team. Dust tells JMC that he would like a crack at Dream, and the Champ is nice enough to give way to Dust. Referee Turner calls for the bell, and the match is underway. The fans are on there feet, as the flashbulbs from the cameras go off like crazy. This is a match that many thought would never happen. But here it is. Royalty vs. The Dream Team. Time to get it on. Dream and Dust circle one another, neither man saying a word to the other. They do keep there gaze upon one another, as if they are trying to size each other up. The fans are giddy with anticipation, and then Dust and Dream tie up. Neither man gives an inch, as they lock arms trying to over power one another. Dust is giving up thirty pounds to Dream, but Dust is also deceptively strong. Dream is finding this out, as he just simply cannot overpower Dust. However, Dream does start to walk himself and Dust to the ropes, and once Dust’s back connects with the ropes, Turner comes in to call for the break. Both men do, but they are skiddish to do so, thinking that the other might try to get in a cheap shot. But, neither man does, and it is a clean break. Dream backs up and sizes Dust up. Dust leans against the ropes, doing the same thing as Dream is. Both men go to tie up again, but this time Dream goes for a kick to Dust’s gut. However, The People’s King is ready for it, as he catches Dream’s boot. Dust kicks Dream’s other leg from out underneath Dream and then looks for a figure four. But Dream is able to kick Dust off of him. Dust goes backwards into the ropes. He comes off the ropes, as Dream gets to his feet. Dust looks for a clothesline but Dream shows great awareness as he ducks it. Dust misses, then turns. Dream tries to land a haymaker, but Dust blocks it and grabs hold of Dream’s arm. Dust then brings Dream in close and locks him up. Dust wants a vertical suplex, but Dream blocks it. Dust tries again, but again Dream is able to block it. Dream then reverses the hold and now he tries to hit a vertical suplex on Dust. Dust blocks the first attempt, but on the second attempt, Dream is able to get Dust up. But Dust gets out of the hold, landing on his feet behind Dream. Dust looks for a sneak attack move but Dream is quick enough to turn around and stop Dust before he can do anything. Both men are at a standstill, staring down one another as the fans applaud both men’s efforts. Dust backs up and then nods at Dream. Dream backs up and returns the nod, a show of respect between the two men.

Daniel: Fast paced action early on, with neither man able to gain an advantage on the other.

Max: Dust tried to get a sneaky move in there, but Dream is too good for something like that. Dust better recognize that he is in the ring with a man who is a Two-time PCW World Heavyweight Champion. Dream aint no slouch!

Daniel: I’m sure Dust is well aware of all of Dream’s accomplishments. And, Dust aint no slouch either.

Max: I still don’t like this new Dust we have now. I want the old Dust back. The one who didn’t give a shit about the fans or the other wrestler’s. The one who wanted to win gold at all costs.

Daniel: I just hope we never see Sean Reigns again.

Max: Yeah. Me too. He was scary!


Collar and elbow tie up by Dust and Dream, only this time, Dream is able to lock on a side headlock. It doesn’t last long, as Dust punches out of it by landing a few jabs into the side of Dream. Dust gets Dream in a side headlock, but Dream is able to shove Dust off of him before Dust can get lock in the hold. Dust comes off the ropes. Dream catches him and tries for a hip toss. Dust blocks it, grabs Dream and hit’s a swinging neck breaker on him. Dust pops up and makes a quick cover.
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……………Dream kicks out. Dust is right back on him with a few rights and lefts. He then gets Dream to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Dream comes off the ropes into a nice drop kick from Dust. Dust then turns Dream over so that his back neck is expose. Dust then backs up, comes off the ropes, and drops a leg drop on the neck of Dream. Dust then stands, getting Dream to his feet. He whips him into the corner. Dust then comes rushing in looking for a clothesline, but Dream gets a boot up into Dust’s face. Dust stumbles backwards, and as he does, Dream comes shooting out of the corner. He takes Dust down with a stiff clothesline. Both men are down, but Dream is able to get to his feet. As he does, he grabs the back of his neck. No doubt Dust has hurt Dream’s neck, but for now, Dream is safe as he goes over and tags in his partner, Jokester. Jokester comes in, but when he does, Dust is already up to his feet. Jokester looks for a haymaker, but Dust blocks it. Dust twists Jokester’s arm, but as he does Jokester pokes Dust in the eye. He laughs as he does this, but referee Turner is not pleased with it at all. Jokester grabs Dust and takes him down with a Russian Leg sweep. Jokester gets on top of Dust and then smacks him on the noggin a few times. Dust is none too pleased by this, as he is able to turn Jokester over. Dust decides to return the favor as he smacks Jokester on his noggin. But, Jokester is able to turn Dust over, only this time he picks Dust up and looks to ram his head into the turnbuckle. Dust blocks the attempt, and then he blocks a second attempt by Jokester. Dust lands some elbow shots into Jokester’s side and then rams Jokester’s head into the turnbuckle once….twice…..thrice! Jokester stumbles backwards, but Dust grabs him and take him over to his team’s corner. JMC looks ready to get into this match, as he calls for the tag from Dust. Dust looks to the fans who give him confirmation that they want to see there Heavyweight Champion in action. Dust makes the tag.


Daniel: The Champ is…….

Max: Don’t say “here”. We get that enough from that phony WWE Champion John Cena.
Daniel: Damn. And I almost said it too.

Max: Well, don’t say I never did anything for you.

Daniel: Well, in any case, JMC is in the ring. Business has………well……oh the hell with it…..business has picked up!

Max: (Rolls eyes).


JMC jumps into the ring and begins to wail on Jokester. No doubt JMC has waited for this moment to beat the snot out of Jokester. And, it shows. There is a fire burning in the Champ’s eyes this evening, and he seems to have one goal in mind….beating the hell out of The Dream Team. The fans are going crazy, as JMC lands punch after punch on Jokester. Turner tries to pull JMC away from Jokester after the five count, but JMC just shoves Turner away. JMC back with more fists of fury, as Jokester tries his best to cover up from the onslaught. Turner comes in, this time he wraps up JMC by the midsection and pulls him away from Jokester. Turner then gets in the face of JMC and warns him that he can DQ both he and Dust if JMC does not play by the rules. JMC is not happy with Turner, but he knows that Turner is right. JMC goes in on Jokester, but Jokester looks to shoot out of the corner. But Dust is there, grabbing the back of Jokester’s head, preventing him from harming JMC. Dust laughs and says, “How did you like that prank?” to the fallen Jokester. JMC does not laugh, but he does take advantage of the situation. He pulls Jokester out a little (away from the turnbuckle) and then goes and climbs the turnbuckle. JMC comes off with a back flip, that he executes with perfection. JMC then hooks the leg of Jokester.
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…………..Jokester gets a shoulder up. JMC then goes and makes the quick tag to Dust. JMC then goes back and grabs Jokester, getting him to his feet. Dust comes in, and he and JMC get Jokester set up. They pick Jokester up and connect with a vertical suplex.


Daniel: Nice tag team work by Dust and JMC.

Max: Yeah, so far they have been on the same page, but it is still early. It is only a matter of time before the Dream Team turns this thing around and dominates.

Daniel: Well, they better figure something out, cause Dust and JMC look like a well oiled machine out there.


Dust makes a cover, but before Turner can make a count of two, Dream comes in and pulls Dust off of his partner. Dream exit’s the ring just as quickly as he entered it, but Turner still let’s Dream know that he did not appreciate the interference. Dust locks in a rear chin lock, keeping the bigger Jokester down on the mat.


JMC is looking on from the apron as Dust keeps the chin lock on Jokester. Dream is watching from the outside as he moves towards the apron. He is screaming at Jokester not to give up as he gets up onto the apron. As Dream gets back onto the apron and grips the tag rope, Dust releases the chin lock and measures Jokester. Dust glances over at Dream and spots him about to enter the ring, so Dust dashes over and delivers a strong right hand to Dream, knocking him off the apron. Dust then turns around just as Jokester is getting to his feet. However, off camera we hear a door opening as Dust signals for the ‘To Dust’…

Daniel: This one is history folks. Dust is signalling for his finisher here…

Daniel and Max: WHAT THE HELL?!!?

We see what caused Max and Daniel to shout. As Dust has his arm across Jokester to hit the ‘To Dust’ Dan Murph is charging towards the ring! He is holding a steel chair and behind him, the door of a caravan is hanging open. Just as it looks like Dust is about to hit his finisher, Jokester fights out of it and staggers Dust backwards, just as Murph slides into the ring… Murph raises the chair high into the air… And Jokester turns round as Dan brings it downHARD on the head of Jokester! The ref instantly calls for the bell. The bell sounds and Murph glares at the ref, causing him to dive out of the ring. The ref then walks over to Mina Henderson and talks to her briefly, as in the ring, Dan Murph blasts Dust over the head with the chair!

Daniel: HOLY SHIT!

Max: Holy shit indeed!

Daniel: Dan Murph has just taken out both The Jokester and Dust!

Mina’s voice is then heard as she makes an announcement.

Mina: Ladies and gentlemen, the referee has informed me that due to the interference of Dan Murph, Dust and JMC have both been disqualified. So here are your winner’s, THE DREAM TEAM!!

But just as Mina finished making her announcement, JMC rushes into the ring, obviously looking to gain the upper hand on Murph, who has his back to him, with the chair raised up in the air. Cassius dropkicks Dan in the back, causing him to drop the chair by his side. Cassius then grabs Dan’s arms and looks to hit the soliloquy… But Dan has it well scouted and turns out of it, spinning Cassius round and nailing a DDT onto the chair that was by his side. Cassius is laid out!

Daniel: And Murph has just laid out the WPW Champion!

Max: I can see that, but why the hell is he here?!

Now Dream seizes a moment, thinking Dan is distracted. Dream enters the ring and spins Dan round. Dream sets Dan up for the Dream Street Driver… But again Murph has it scouted and is able to avoid the move, and this time Dream pays as Dan quickly locks in the Black Death, however, Dream is only in the hold for a couple of seconds before Dan modifies it and drops dream to the canvas!

Daniel: Is that a new move? The Black Death Bomb?!

Max: Who knows?! All I can tell right now is that the Dream is hurting and Dan is still standing!

But Dan might not be standing for long, as Cassius is getting to his feet, bloody face and all…

Daniel: Oh my god… Look at the state of our champion Max!

Max: Yeah, A DDT onto a steel chair will do that to a mans face!

But Cassius cant stand up and slumps back down to the canvas. Meanwhile, Dust has managed to get to his feet, but he has a huge gash running across his forehead from the chair shot that Murph laid on him. Dust then tries to clothesline Murph, but Murph ducks it and, using Dust’s own momentum, Dan grabs Dust’s arm and hoists him up onto his shoulders, F-U style… Dan then screams I’M DAN MURPH! BITCH!! as he turns the move into a modified spinning neck breaker!

Daniel: What the hell was that!?

Max: I don’t know! I’ve never seen anything like that before!

Dan then looks over at the chair and picks it up once more. Now, Jokester is just getting to his feet, but he is met with a harsh steel chair shot to the head from Dan that lays him out once more… And Dream is up… And down again… All the way to the outside following another vicious chair shot from Dan Murph! Meanwhile, Cassius is slowly getting back to his feet… Dan slams the chair down to the canvas…

Daniel: No Champ, stay down!

Max: Why? Everyone else got up, and then put back down!

Daniel: ‘Put back down’ is putting it lightly Max!

And Dan is stalking the champ, measuring him… Cassius is up… And turns around to face Murph… And as soon as Murph and Cassius come face to face, Dan hoists Cassius up onto his shoulders and delivers the Cyclone!!! Murph narrowly misses the steel chair that was on the canvas!

Daniel: I swear Dan Murph wanted to his that Cyclone onto the steel chair that was on the canvas!

Max: Duh, why else would it have been there?!

Murph then looks down at the champ and smiles. He picks up the chair and walks over to the ropes. He gestures for a mic and one is thrown into the ring for him. Murph looks pissed off that he has to pick the mic up, but picks it up none the less. He then brings the mic to his lips to speak.

Dan: Is this what I have to do to get your attention?? I have to come out here and beat down four of WPW's finest all on my own?? Then so be it. I'm sick of waiting around for my chance at the WPW Title, and since noone was man enough to accept my challenge for Ruined Fate. I'll pick my own damn opponents!!

Next Tuesday. WPW Ruined Fate. The #1 Contendership for the WPW World Heavyweight Title. Dust, The Jokester, and The Irish...GOD! Dan Murph. And when I'm done with the two of you, you'll look back at tonight as a walk in the park compared to the beating I'm going to unleash on both of you! Because...



I'm Dan...Murph...BITCH!!

Dan angrily throws down the mic. He then smirks slightly before raising the chair into the air and turning it to the side, showing off all the dents, as well as all the blood. He then throws the chair out of the ring. The chair lands hard on the floor outside the ring as Dan exits through the ropes. He then goes over to the commentary table and grabs the title that is next to the table.

Daniel: What the hell are you doing?

Max: Get away from here!

He then turns to the ring and walks towards it. Dan slides into the ring and stands in the middle of the ring, holding the WPW Championship. Dan then raises the championship into the air and holds it with both hands, before draping over the body of the current WPW Champion, James Moriarty Cassius. Dan then exits the ring and walks to the back, past all the caravans. The screen is then filled with a shot of the ring, showing the battered and bloodied bodies of the WPW Champion Cassius, Dust, The Dream and Jokester. All of them still not moving.

Daniel: Woah… What a message there from Dan Murph to the Champion and 3 prominent figures surely in the running for a title shot!

Max: I have to agree with ya there Dan. That was extremely impressive there from Dan Murph.

Daniel: Emphasis on the ‘Extreme’ part of that phrase there Max… Well folks, what a night we have had here in WPW, and what a brutal ending. Murph sure did send a message, and we now have a triple threat number one contendership match at Ruined Fate between Dan Murph, The Jokester and Dust! Ruined Fate just keeps getting better!

But for Max Stockton, I am Daniel Justice saying goodnight and see you at Ruined Fate!

The shot lingers on the bodies of the fallen four for a couple more seconds, emphasizing the destruction in the ring.















Credits

Backstage Segments
Writers: The Judge, Tank2k7, Neo, The Shadow, Dan Murph, Legendaryken, Philly, JCL

Match Graphics
Author: Jesse Long

Mykal Adams vs. Ben Whyndam
Writer: Mike Adams

Blade LaVigne vs. Jamie Parker
Writer: HBK619

Scorch vs. Gunnar Brian
Writer: Legendaryken

The Stallion vs. Gerard Carson
Writer: Dan Murph

MVP & Kaze vs. Brock Goodman & Sky Ryder
Writer: Peoples King & The Judge

Mike Adams vs. Kayne Risen
Writer: Gunnar Brian

Dust & JMC vs. Dream Team
Writer: Chazz & Neo

[The Judge]

Peoples King wins the from last week.



This week's reviews are important as we head into the PPV, and since last week the majority's opinion was the show was below average, I really want to know what people's opinion on this show overall is.

5 points for a quick review, 10 points for a detailed review, and one reviewer at random will get a...



Good luck on winning the card!



Also, since attendance rose, not only will everyone who posted at least one review will get a Seal badge in their profile, but you'll also see a Turmoil card showing up in your inventories before the night is over as well. Make sure to go check it out!



And if you didn't review a thing, shame on you. Especially guys who have been here a long time. Really, shame on you.

If you've reviewed a show but didn't recieve the badge and card, please inform me and link me to where the review was so I can add it. If you havn't done one yet, this is your last chance.

[Sky Ryder]

great show IMO... full review will come later....

[Gunnar Brian]

Full review to come later, however I need to ask how I managed to get the win, not that I mind but I thought that Scorch did out rp me. Anyways to reliterate, full review tonight after my exam and training

[blade13]

nice show, And Nice match between Blade L. vs Jamie Parker

[Andrew Xavier]

Absolutly loved the Xavier segment, great work on that whoever wrote it.

Carson vs. Stallion was a great match, nice finish.

[Darth Vader]

WHAT THE.....lost!??!?!?!?!? Oh well, until next time lol

[Andrew Xavier]

I Just read the ending and WOW. That was awesome, loved it. I'm sure the rest of the show is just as good and I shall read it once I finish adding the stats for this show. Expect an RP for Ruined Fate tomorrow night.

[The Judge]

WHAT THE.....lost!??!?!?!?!? Oh well, until next time lol

If I can be honest, you should definately check out your RPs last week because the facts in them are all mixed up and they wern't up to the same standard you wrote with a few months ago. It seems to someone reading them that you skimmed through your opponent and partner's RPs.

I'm going to review later too, I have some positive things to say, and at least one negative, but my overall feeling about this show is it had a good flow to it and more then made up for last week's.

[Andrew Xavier]

The stats for this show are almost up, I just have to add the stats for JMC and Dust and then that is me done :). Expect a full review when I have the time. I know I always say that but I think this show deserves one.

[legendaryken]

Here, does that Motel card come with free room service?

OK, I'll do a review. First of all......much better than last week. All matches at least 6/10 and some nice linking segments. Back on track.

Adams/Whyndam: Short, sweet and to the point, but it had enough to keep me interested.
Lavigne/Parker: I like the Lavigne character. He seems like the early Randy Orton, and that's a good thing. Match good quality also with a tightly scripted ending.
Bennetts Promo: Boooooo!!!!!
Brian/Scorch: No comment as I have some involvement in it. Oh, all right, it was the best thing since X-P*c's last beat down.
MVP: More boooooos
Carson Stallion: Amusing stuff. A 'Holy Shit' always catches the eye.
Tag Match: OK. It's the one that gets 6/10, but I presume this was the last minute thrown together one. Evil ending.
Shadow promo: Hmmmmm. You're not going where I think you're going, are you?
Adams/Risen: Solid match. No complaints.
Dan Murph: I'd stay out of his way, if I was you
Us v Them: Cracker! The Dream Team come back like they've never been away! No. Wait. Like one of them hasn't slept for a week and the other has been moonlighting as Shadow. Great ending too. You always get away with an average match if the ending is good. Not that this was average..........ach. You know what I mean.

A good 7/10 overall with excellent lead up to the PPV.

[Gunnar Brian]

Opening segment: Nice way to point out that the 1000 barrier was broken and Budwiser instead of Skittles, either way Gunnar still doesn't like it so yeah, he thinks it should be brought to us by torture chambers R us, but thats his opinion.

Adams/Whyndham: Good solid opening match, got me into reading this and did make me want to read the rest of it. Gunnar thinks Whndham could make a good henchman if he wants a job, however thats after he an afford to pay extra staff.

Carlos/Kayne: Gave me an idea that One/Kayne may not see eye to eye, may give the idea that Kayne is having second thoughts. Gunnar had no comment here

Blade/Parker: Nice ending here, and a nice read for me anyways. Gunnar went off here and missed the match to well, we won't answer that.

Gunnar seg: Who ever wrote this obviously did his research on Gunnar and well, well done. Gunnar did explain to me the reason but I won't divulge info right now.

Bennetts: Wow, I always figured that it would be the other way around for some reason, how wrong was I. Interesting little bit here. Again Gunnar buggered off and refused to comment.

Gunnar/Scoch: First of Gunnar wishes to tell jokester to stay out of his matches, even if he is just playing games with Scorch, because he doesn't need help. However the match, good, solid, perhaps a dodgy ending but yeah..

Rest to come later

[Gunnar Brian]

MVP seg: Nice little bit here

Carson/Stallion: Good stuff. Carsons entrance was amusing and generally a good read. Gunnar also agrees, but he says comedy doesn't win matches.

Dream Team/Murph: Nice way to set up the number 1 contender match. Gunnar doesn't feel it appropriate for little kids. Damn it Gunnar let me review in peace.

Lapalme/Twisted: Nice segment here, did what it required and set up the match at RF

Aftermath: Meh, I really couldn't see this, I'm sorry but after the Lapalme segment, this one did little for me

Ryder/Goodman vs MVP/Kaze: For me this was a little short, good but short. Beatdown was alright

Shadow seg: [Approving nod] Interesting.. I want to see how this plays out.

Xavier/Stall: Damn it, another segment? Oh well short but sweet for Xavier

Risen/One: Not bad for something thrown together last moments, however I feel that I let myself down alittle here.

Murph seg: Yes and no, yes because it helps push along a little, however no because I feel that it could have been better

Main Event: Picking out the ending as a good thing, I like seeing people push up and Dans done just that and well lets see if RF can deliver some more good matches.

Solid show, nothing special.. but thats what PPV's are for