Gravity
01-12-2007, 12:07 AM
The scene opens to the outside of the Ed Crosky Rec Center in Ocala, Florida. A limo pulls up to the front of the building, a swarm of WPW paparazzi waits outside. Kayne Risen steps out of the limo wearing a suit and sunglasses and forces his way through the crowd, grunting the occasional "Get out of my way" before getting to a podium at the head of the crowd. An unknown WPW official stands at the podium and speaks into the mic to the crowd.
"The official Kayne Risen introductory press conference will begin now, Kayne will be open to any questions the reporters have to ask."
The official moves out of the way and Kayne Risen steps up to the podium, removes the sunglasses and speaks loudly into the microphone.
"All right, let's get this shit over with"
The crowd lights up and hands shoot into the air quickly. Kayne rolls his eyes and points over at one of the reporters, who excitedly asks his question.
"All right, well first off, I guess what everyone's wondering is, why have you returned to wrestling full-time, in a clearly superior Federation?"
"Well, that's actually a fairly good question. See, like most guys, I myself thought I was down and out as PCW was on it's last legs. No one had ever seen anything terribly impressive out of me for quite a few months and I was pretty sure I didn't have anything left in the tank. But I figured, why the hell not give it one last go, get a fresh start? I mean, who's to say Kayne Risen doesn't have what it takes to make an impact in a new fed? Maybe a change of pace is just what I need."
Kayne points to another reporter, this time a middle aged woman, who speaks out her question.
"Um, ok, why exactly did you feel now was the time to get back in the ring, and are you regretting it now that you are 0-2 to start off your WPW career?"
"Well, at When Worlds Collide, it had seemed to me that I had a job to do. I had to help the Fed that I had been working with and had been loyal to for all that time. Now, I realized as the rest of you did, that I was quite a bit rusty and I got my ass handed to me by a better man that night. Now Jesse and I will always be companions, despite my reluctance to put up with the rest of mankind, but he was more ready that night than I was and I think I was expecting a much easier match. That said, I've gotten back in shape, cut some weight, and now I'm back in fighting form. I'm convinced that now is the time to get back."
"You didn't really answer my question..."
"Shut up and sit down, next question please."
"Ok Kayne, this week on Live you will be doing battle in a tag team match with the Florida State Champion. Do you believe that you can put yourself in the title picture with a win against him?"
"Well, obviously, I'd like to make a quick impact and get back into the spirit of winning titles, but a tag match would not have been my first choice. I am a man that works alone, and likes it that way. I'd prefer that stupid Ladies Man bitch in a one on one environment but clearly the WPW staff doesn't see things my way. I will seize this opportunity though, don't doubt it for a second, and I will do everything in my power to make sure Mykal Adams is pinned to the ground for three seconds....or longer I suppose. Ok, I'm done here."
Kayne Risen throws his sunglasses back on and steps away from the podium and into the building, despite the crowd wanting more from him. The WPW official steps back up to the podium.
"Next up we have Sky Rider who will be asking questions on why he wasn't mentioned at all just now."
Camera fades to paparazzi chatter.
"The official Kayne Risen introductory press conference will begin now, Kayne will be open to any questions the reporters have to ask."
The official moves out of the way and Kayne Risen steps up to the podium, removes the sunglasses and speaks loudly into the microphone.
"All right, let's get this shit over with"
The crowd lights up and hands shoot into the air quickly. Kayne rolls his eyes and points over at one of the reporters, who excitedly asks his question.
"All right, well first off, I guess what everyone's wondering is, why have you returned to wrestling full-time, in a clearly superior Federation?"
"Well, that's actually a fairly good question. See, like most guys, I myself thought I was down and out as PCW was on it's last legs. No one had ever seen anything terribly impressive out of me for quite a few months and I was pretty sure I didn't have anything left in the tank. But I figured, why the hell not give it one last go, get a fresh start? I mean, who's to say Kayne Risen doesn't have what it takes to make an impact in a new fed? Maybe a change of pace is just what I need."
Kayne points to another reporter, this time a middle aged woman, who speaks out her question.
"Um, ok, why exactly did you feel now was the time to get back in the ring, and are you regretting it now that you are 0-2 to start off your WPW career?"
"Well, at When Worlds Collide, it had seemed to me that I had a job to do. I had to help the Fed that I had been working with and had been loyal to for all that time. Now, I realized as the rest of you did, that I was quite a bit rusty and I got my ass handed to me by a better man that night. Now Jesse and I will always be companions, despite my reluctance to put up with the rest of mankind, but he was more ready that night than I was and I think I was expecting a much easier match. That said, I've gotten back in shape, cut some weight, and now I'm back in fighting form. I'm convinced that now is the time to get back."
"You didn't really answer my question..."
"Shut up and sit down, next question please."
"Ok Kayne, this week on Live you will be doing battle in a tag team match with the Florida State Champion. Do you believe that you can put yourself in the title picture with a win against him?"
"Well, obviously, I'd like to make a quick impact and get back into the spirit of winning titles, but a tag match would not have been my first choice. I am a man that works alone, and likes it that way. I'd prefer that stupid Ladies Man bitch in a one on one environment but clearly the WPW staff doesn't see things my way. I will seize this opportunity though, don't doubt it for a second, and I will do everything in my power to make sure Mykal Adams is pinned to the ground for three seconds....or longer I suppose. Ok, I'm done here."
Kayne Risen throws his sunglasses back on and steps away from the podium and into the building, despite the crowd wanting more from him. The WPW official steps back up to the podium.
"Next up we have Sky Rider who will be asking questions on why he wasn't mentioned at all just now."
Camera fades to paparazzi chatter.