Cruiser_Bruiser
05-10-2004, 06:09 PM
{Hammerlock, the new wrestler signed to UCW has got the tongues wagging. Who is this guy, what are his expectations and what are his hopes for the week in UCW}
{Howard Silko from the BBC have travelled Trans-Atlantic to speak to Hammerlock as he was a roaring success on the British Shores.}
Howard Silko: Hammerlock, everyone knows in England, you are renowned for the extremeness of your actions. Never giving up to anyone or anything. Tell us why you left Britain for America?
Hammerlock: Why do you ask these stupid questions? You infuriate me!!! I'm gettting angry. {Picks up 4 by 4} No don't hurt, Silko friend. {sets down 4 by 4, and sits down on a bench}
Silko: So for these people out there who don't know you, tell them who you are?
Hammerlock: I'm Hammerlock. Bigger and better than your average wrestler. I know judo and I'm gonna kick every guys f****** ass. I want a match!!! I need a match?
Silko: {leans forward with mic} So who is it gonna be then?
Hammerlock: I'll take anybody, anywhere, anyhow. I need a match!!! If the CEO is out there, book me in somewhere. I gotta prove I'm up for this.
Hammerlock flicks the lightswitch above his head and pummels H.S to the ground. Light comes back on and hammerlock is laughing. He looks psychotic. Don't trust this guy!!
Hammerlock: I'm gonna make you all pay
{Howard Silko from the BBC have travelled Trans-Atlantic to speak to Hammerlock as he was a roaring success on the British Shores.}
Howard Silko: Hammerlock, everyone knows in England, you are renowned for the extremeness of your actions. Never giving up to anyone or anything. Tell us why you left Britain for America?
Hammerlock: Why do you ask these stupid questions? You infuriate me!!! I'm gettting angry. {Picks up 4 by 4} No don't hurt, Silko friend. {sets down 4 by 4, and sits down on a bench}
Silko: So for these people out there who don't know you, tell them who you are?
Hammerlock: I'm Hammerlock. Bigger and better than your average wrestler. I know judo and I'm gonna kick every guys f****** ass. I want a match!!! I need a match?
Silko: {leans forward with mic} So who is it gonna be then?
Hammerlock: I'll take anybody, anywhere, anyhow. I need a match!!! If the CEO is out there, book me in somewhere. I gotta prove I'm up for this.
Hammerlock flicks the lightswitch above his head and pummels H.S to the ground. Light comes back on and hammerlock is laughing. He looks psychotic. Don't trust this guy!!
Hammerlock: I'm gonna make you all pay