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08-14-2006, 12:30 AM
WPW LIVE!
August 13th, 2006
Crestview Armory
Crestview, Florida
Singles Match: Sean Canuxx VS. Mac Daddy
The match begins and both men come out with a lot of intensity exchanging lefts and rights. Mac Daddy starts to dominate the match and nails Canuxx with The Talking Point but Canuxx manages to kick out of the pin. Canuxx gets up from the big finishing move and appears to have a fire lit under his ass. After nailing Mac Daddy with a series of moves, he goes for the Pedigree and nails it. 1...2...3....
Winner: Sean Canuxx
Time: 7:41
6 Man Tag Match: Prankster, Violent J, & El Largo vs. Hitman Mark, Chris Matthews, & Ben Whyndam
The Six Man Tag Match had great promise for a long, hard fought battle but it ended up being a one sided romp. From the opening bell the team of Hitman Mark, Chris Matthews, and Ben Whyndam dominated. El Largo started the match for the team of Prankster and Violent J and never had a chance to make a tag. Matthews, Whyndam, and Hitman Mark make El Largo look like a crash test dummy until finally Hitman Mark puts El Largo out of his misery with a Chi-Town Breakdown.
Winner: The Team of Hitman Mark, Chris Matthews, and Ben Whyndam.
Time: 5:37
Singles Match: Sigmund Morton VS. Brock Goodman
The bell rings and Morton tries to get off to a good start by throwing a punch at the disgraced Goodman's face, but before Morton's shot can connect, Goodman grabs his opponents arm and looks him down with fiery eyes. Goodman then delivers a massive big punch to Morton's head, knocking him over, but Goodman lifts him back up delivering another huge punch again knocking him over, only to pull him back up one more time, this time nailing a big German Suplex. Goodman continues to dominate Morton who tries to fight off his angry, focused opponent but simply cannot. The angry Goodman nails Morton with The Final Resting Place and ends the match.
Winner: Brock Goodman
Time: 9:23
Singles Match: Dave "The Spear" Pokomo vs. "Cowboy" Billy James
The bell rings and Pokomo gets off to a good start taking it to the Cowboy. The two fight back and forth, both looking sloppy and apathetic. The fans quickly grow tired of the two men in the ring and start to boo the Spear and the Cowboy. Neither of them seem to mind the fans and keep on wrestling, but the fans boos quickly turn to projectiles as the fans start throwing beer bottles, hot dogs, lighters, and anything else they can get their hands on at the competitors. One of the beer bottles hits Cowboy Billy James in the head, knocking him out cold. The Spear goes for the pin and wins a 5 minute match that was 4 minutes and 59 seconds to long.
Winner: Dave "The Speak" Pokomo
Time: 5:00
Singles Match: Amanda Rhyme VS. Magdelina
The two lovely ladies make their way down to the ring which is still full of debris from the last match. They help the ring crew clean it up so they can start their match. The ring is finally clear of trash and the bell rings and the ladies grapple up. The two go back and forth for a little while, but they both ultimatley lose interest in the match and start dancing for the disgruntled fans who are still upset with the previous match. The ref calls for the bell and the match ends in a draw.
Winner: The Fans
Time: Not Long Enough
Tag Team Match: Unit & Zachery "Peg Leg" Remmy vs. Dan Murph & Mike T. Nutts
The ring announcer calls for the tag teams to come out to the ring, but nobody shows up. The fans become restless again, so in a wise decision they bring out Amanda Rhyme and Magdelina who start dancing for the fans again.
The Main Event: Falls Count Anywhere Match: James Moriarty Cassius vs. Vincent Van Zandt
The match begins with JMC nailing VVZ with a few big moves. The two go back and forth inside the ring for a few minutes before showing the fans why its a falls count anywhere match. VVZ throws JMC out of the ring and then goes for a Flying Crossbody, but JMC rolls out of the way. JMC then throws VVZ into the seating area, climbs back into the ring, and nails VVZ with a huge Swanton Bomb. Rather than going for the pin he fights with VVZ in the seating area, using anything the fans will hand him as a key to victory. JMC continues to dominate VVZ in various parts of the arena before ending the match with a Soliloqui on top of a truck parked outside.
Winner: James Moriarty Cassius
Time: 19:57
August 13th, 2006
Crestview Armory
Crestview, Florida
Singles Match: Sean Canuxx VS. Mac Daddy
The match begins and both men come out with a lot of intensity exchanging lefts and rights. Mac Daddy starts to dominate the match and nails Canuxx with The Talking Point but Canuxx manages to kick out of the pin. Canuxx gets up from the big finishing move and appears to have a fire lit under his ass. After nailing Mac Daddy with a series of moves, he goes for the Pedigree and nails it. 1...2...3....
Winner: Sean Canuxx
Time: 7:41
6 Man Tag Match: Prankster, Violent J, & El Largo vs. Hitman Mark, Chris Matthews, & Ben Whyndam
The Six Man Tag Match had great promise for a long, hard fought battle but it ended up being a one sided romp. From the opening bell the team of Hitman Mark, Chris Matthews, and Ben Whyndam dominated. El Largo started the match for the team of Prankster and Violent J and never had a chance to make a tag. Matthews, Whyndam, and Hitman Mark make El Largo look like a crash test dummy until finally Hitman Mark puts El Largo out of his misery with a Chi-Town Breakdown.
Winner: The Team of Hitman Mark, Chris Matthews, and Ben Whyndam.
Time: 5:37
Singles Match: Sigmund Morton VS. Brock Goodman
The bell rings and Morton tries to get off to a good start by throwing a punch at the disgraced Goodman's face, but before Morton's shot can connect, Goodman grabs his opponents arm and looks him down with fiery eyes. Goodman then delivers a massive big punch to Morton's head, knocking him over, but Goodman lifts him back up delivering another huge punch again knocking him over, only to pull him back up one more time, this time nailing a big German Suplex. Goodman continues to dominate Morton who tries to fight off his angry, focused opponent but simply cannot. The angry Goodman nails Morton with The Final Resting Place and ends the match.
Winner: Brock Goodman
Time: 9:23
Singles Match: Dave "The Spear" Pokomo vs. "Cowboy" Billy James
The bell rings and Pokomo gets off to a good start taking it to the Cowboy. The two fight back and forth, both looking sloppy and apathetic. The fans quickly grow tired of the two men in the ring and start to boo the Spear and the Cowboy. Neither of them seem to mind the fans and keep on wrestling, but the fans boos quickly turn to projectiles as the fans start throwing beer bottles, hot dogs, lighters, and anything else they can get their hands on at the competitors. One of the beer bottles hits Cowboy Billy James in the head, knocking him out cold. The Spear goes for the pin and wins a 5 minute match that was 4 minutes and 59 seconds to long.
Winner: Dave "The Speak" Pokomo
Time: 5:00
Singles Match: Amanda Rhyme VS. Magdelina
The two lovely ladies make their way down to the ring which is still full of debris from the last match. They help the ring crew clean it up so they can start their match. The ring is finally clear of trash and the bell rings and the ladies grapple up. The two go back and forth for a little while, but they both ultimatley lose interest in the match and start dancing for the disgruntled fans who are still upset with the previous match. The ref calls for the bell and the match ends in a draw.
Winner: The Fans
Time: Not Long Enough
Tag Team Match: Unit & Zachery "Peg Leg" Remmy vs. Dan Murph & Mike T. Nutts
The ring announcer calls for the tag teams to come out to the ring, but nobody shows up. The fans become restless again, so in a wise decision they bring out Amanda Rhyme and Magdelina who start dancing for the fans again.
The Main Event: Falls Count Anywhere Match: James Moriarty Cassius vs. Vincent Van Zandt
The match begins with JMC nailing VVZ with a few big moves. The two go back and forth inside the ring for a few minutes before showing the fans why its a falls count anywhere match. VVZ throws JMC out of the ring and then goes for a Flying Crossbody, but JMC rolls out of the way. JMC then throws VVZ into the seating area, climbs back into the ring, and nails VVZ with a huge Swanton Bomb. Rather than going for the pin he fights with VVZ in the seating area, using anything the fans will hand him as a key to victory. JMC continues to dominate VVZ in various parts of the arena before ending the match with a Soliloqui on top of a truck parked outside.
Winner: James Moriarty Cassius
Time: 19:57