Mike Corral
07-26-2006, 10:43 PM
We cut to the back where Amy White is standing by with a very confident looking HMark.
Amy: Hello, I'm Amy White for WPW, and with me now is the man who will take on the psychotic Dan Murph at Live, "The Messiah" HitmanMark. Now, first question. Seeing as how this is your first match with the company, are you at all nervous?
HMark: Not at all Amy. I've fought in many feds, and once you fight in an Australian Death Match, you don't really get nervous anymore. You just kick back, relax, and let everything fall in place when it happens.
Amy: So you're not at all worried about having to face off against Dan Murph, a man who, well, outweighs you by nearl 100 lobs. and has the hieght advantage?
HMark: Amy, Amy, Amy. Dan Murph may outweigh me and be taller than me, but I can outwrestle him. It's a simple case of outsmating your opponent. Hmm....how can I explain this? Ah, I got it. Did you ever use to watch cartoons when you were a kid?
Amy: Um..yeah. Everyone did.
HMark: Well, my match with Murph will be like one of my favorite shows Tom & Jerry. Sure, Murph might hurt my or injure me, but in the end I will hold victory over him. And I shall do so using my mvoes and my brain, whereas Murph shall use his fists to do whatever he can manage to do.
Amy: So....you're saying that you will out-think Murph and win the match without him hurting you?
HMark: Not exactly. You see, I will get hurt in that match. I know that for a fact. But when push comes to shove, all I need to do is hit the Combo, and it's over.
Amy: Okay. Well, the Hitman is confident in his abilities, and come Live, he guarentees victory.
HMark: AND THAT! IS THE GOSPEL! TRUTH!!!
Amy: Hello, I'm Amy White for WPW, and with me now is the man who will take on the psychotic Dan Murph at Live, "The Messiah" HitmanMark. Now, first question. Seeing as how this is your first match with the company, are you at all nervous?
HMark: Not at all Amy. I've fought in many feds, and once you fight in an Australian Death Match, you don't really get nervous anymore. You just kick back, relax, and let everything fall in place when it happens.
Amy: So you're not at all worried about having to face off against Dan Murph, a man who, well, outweighs you by nearl 100 lobs. and has the hieght advantage?
HMark: Amy, Amy, Amy. Dan Murph may outweigh me and be taller than me, but I can outwrestle him. It's a simple case of outsmating your opponent. Hmm....how can I explain this? Ah, I got it. Did you ever use to watch cartoons when you were a kid?
Amy: Um..yeah. Everyone did.
HMark: Well, my match with Murph will be like one of my favorite shows Tom & Jerry. Sure, Murph might hurt my or injure me, but in the end I will hold victory over him. And I shall do so using my mvoes and my brain, whereas Murph shall use his fists to do whatever he can manage to do.
Amy: So....you're saying that you will out-think Murph and win the match without him hurting you?
HMark: Not exactly. You see, I will get hurt in that match. I know that for a fact. But when push comes to shove, all I need to do is hit the Combo, and it's over.
Amy: Okay. Well, the Hitman is confident in his abilities, and come Live, he guarentees victory.
HMark: AND THAT! IS THE GOSPEL! TRUTH!!!