Chazz
05-05-2004, 03:09 PM
Scene opens with Jeff Lamas and Mykal Adams standing backstage. Jeff is preparing to interview the Ladies Man. Mykal has a gym bag on his left shoulder and is in his street clothes. He has a smile on his face and looks to be in a great mood.
Jeff: I'm standing here with "The Ladies Man" Mykal Adams, and Mykal, you have got to be in a great mood.
Mykal: Do I look sad, Jeff? Do you see any trace of sadness on my face?
Jeff: Uhhhh.....no.....I don't.
Mykal: Wow Jeff. You sure are one sharp cookie. If you had been paying attention lately to current event, instead of playing romancing the sheep with all your "buddies", then you'd realize that Mykal Adams is in the final of the Trans-Atlantic title. You'd realize that the Ladies Man pinned the biggest man in wrestling today, Biohazard. That he pinned a future superstar in Sean Canuxx. And that he has electrified the UCW fans like no other UCW superstar has.
Huge pop from the fans as a "Mykal" chant breaks out. Mykal takes a few moments and soaks it all in.
Jeff: Well, at the next Revolution you are going one-on-one with Tumbling T. A man who had a very successful debut at last weeks Revolution.
Mykal: Tumbling T huh? Understand this monkey boy....Yea that's right the Ladies Man is referring to you Jeff as a monkey......Understand this. Tumbling T. Welcome to UCW. Congratulations on your impressive debut. Bravo to you for having sympathy for midgets. And congrats to you for being placed in a match with the future Trans-Atlantic Champion, Mykal Adams. Your one bright shining moment from last week is history. Now, you go one-on-one with UCW's big bad booty daddy. See T, I can respect a man for who he is. You are, to put it bluntly, a wacko. But, The Ladies Man respects that because at least you are who you are and you make no qualms about it. Unfortunately for you, my friend, you have to go toe-to-toe with me. So bring your midgets, bring your dwarfs, bring your hobbits.....I don't care what you bring with you at Revolution. Mykal Adams will whoop that ass for the 1....2...3 and then....their is You........Ava.
Jeff: That's something I have been wanting to ask you.....
Mykal: Did you just cut the Ladies Man off Jeff? Did you?
Jeff: {Trying to apologize but keeps fumbling his words) I.......uhmmmm...I......
Mykal: Don't ever do that again, monkey boy. Now......where was I? Oh yea. Ava, you are really starting to......
Mykal's cell phone rings and he looks at Jeff. Jeff tells Mykal it aint him interrupting the Ladies Man and Mykal finally realizes that it is his cell phone. He answers.
Mykal: Yea?....................What?...........Oh hell no!
Mykal's face turns to one of worry and he looks like he has been given some disturbing news.
Mykal: I'm on my way, Jeeves. (Mykal hangs up and looks at Jeff.) This interview is over.
Mykal storms off with the cameraman in tow. He gets to his Corvette and speeds off as the camera fades to black.
Jeff: I'm standing here with "The Ladies Man" Mykal Adams, and Mykal, you have got to be in a great mood.
Mykal: Do I look sad, Jeff? Do you see any trace of sadness on my face?
Jeff: Uhhhh.....no.....I don't.
Mykal: Wow Jeff. You sure are one sharp cookie. If you had been paying attention lately to current event, instead of playing romancing the sheep with all your "buddies", then you'd realize that Mykal Adams is in the final of the Trans-Atlantic title. You'd realize that the Ladies Man pinned the biggest man in wrestling today, Biohazard. That he pinned a future superstar in Sean Canuxx. And that he has electrified the UCW fans like no other UCW superstar has.
Huge pop from the fans as a "Mykal" chant breaks out. Mykal takes a few moments and soaks it all in.
Jeff: Well, at the next Revolution you are going one-on-one with Tumbling T. A man who had a very successful debut at last weeks Revolution.
Mykal: Tumbling T huh? Understand this monkey boy....Yea that's right the Ladies Man is referring to you Jeff as a monkey......Understand this. Tumbling T. Welcome to UCW. Congratulations on your impressive debut. Bravo to you for having sympathy for midgets. And congrats to you for being placed in a match with the future Trans-Atlantic Champion, Mykal Adams. Your one bright shining moment from last week is history. Now, you go one-on-one with UCW's big bad booty daddy. See T, I can respect a man for who he is. You are, to put it bluntly, a wacko. But, The Ladies Man respects that because at least you are who you are and you make no qualms about it. Unfortunately for you, my friend, you have to go toe-to-toe with me. So bring your midgets, bring your dwarfs, bring your hobbits.....I don't care what you bring with you at Revolution. Mykal Adams will whoop that ass for the 1....2...3 and then....their is You........Ava.
Jeff: That's something I have been wanting to ask you.....
Mykal: Did you just cut the Ladies Man off Jeff? Did you?
Jeff: {Trying to apologize but keeps fumbling his words) I.......uhmmmm...I......
Mykal: Don't ever do that again, monkey boy. Now......where was I? Oh yea. Ava, you are really starting to......
Mykal's cell phone rings and he looks at Jeff. Jeff tells Mykal it aint him interrupting the Ladies Man and Mykal finally realizes that it is his cell phone. He answers.
Mykal: Yea?....................What?...........Oh hell no!
Mykal's face turns to one of worry and he looks like he has been given some disturbing news.
Mykal: I'm on my way, Jeeves. (Mykal hangs up and looks at Jeff.) This interview is over.
Mykal storms off with the cameraman in tow. He gets to his Corvette and speeds off as the camera fades to black.