D-Dogg
02-26-2006, 11:01 PM
Credit to TNAWrestlingNews.com
Video package highlights everything going on in TNA.
Monty Brown vs. Dylan Knight
Minute-long match ending with a Pounce.
Winner: Monty Brown
Brown does a post-match interview of himself. Brown calls Christian a woman. He calls out Christian and he arrives. Christian asks Brown what the capitol of Thailand is. Some guys in the audience know the joke and ruin it. Cage says, “Bangkok” and does just that to Brown. A brawl ensues until security breaks it up.
Jeremy Borash is in the back with AMW. Storm sips out of his empty beer bottle. Alex Shelley and Jeff Jarrett show up and say they have footage of Sting and they’re gonna have a viewing party later tonight.
Roderick Strong vs. A.J. Styles
Christopher Daniels helps with color commentary. Daniels reminds us that he beat Styles at the last Destination X. In the ring, Styles is in control most of the time until Strong hits a monster backbreaker. Strong is getting a strong response from the crowd. Daniels calls Joe “Sloppy Joe” haha. A powerbomb into the Styles Clash wins it for A.J.
Winner: A.J. Styles
Gail Kim and Jackie Gayda are shown walking in the back. Gail OWNS Jackie.
Team Canada (A1 and Bobby Roode w/ Coach D’Amore) vs. The James Gang
BG gets attacked from behind during his pre-match crap. Kip James grossly oversells a knee shot from Roode. A1 comes in and focuses on Kip’s knee. BG gets the hot tag and takes it to both members of Team Canada. The LAX shows up and Konnan hits BG with the slapjack. Roode with the Northern Lariat and the pin.
Winners: Team Canada.
LAX with a post-match beatdown until Bullet Bob Armstrong shows up! Bob cleans house and eyes down Konnan. Konnan bails to a chorus of boos from the crowd.
Global Impact clip from England.
Very cool Ultimate X commercial.
Shark Boy vs. Samoa Joe
I feel bad for Shark Boy already. Sign: “JOE Play Nice” Shark Boy gets in a bit of offense early, but then it’s all Joe. Shark Boy actually turns things around after Joe misses a kick in the corner. Muscle Buster. Kakina Clutch. Over.
Winner: Samoa Joe
Jackie Gayda getting dressed backstage.
Ron Killings promo.
Rhino and Ron Killings vs. AMW
Truth and Storm start us off. Truth puts on the cowboy hat to mock Storm hits a powerslam. Harris breaks the count, but Rhino comes in to take care of him. Another 2 count later is broken up by Harris, so Rhino sends him out again. Rhino and Harris battle up the ramp. He sets up for the Gore, but Abyss comes out from the entrance and takes down Rhino. James Mitchell follows and sets off the detonator. Abyss slams Rhino right through the wall!!! In the ring, Truth is working on Storm, but Harris comes back to double-team. Storm nails a Superkick. Death Sentence leads to the win.
Winners: AMW
We’re in the back for the viewing party. Shelley calls Jarrett “Uncle Jeff.” Jackie comes out looking like a tramp janitor. (Think Cinderella before the ball.) Footage of Sting sans make-up picking up his kids from school. Shelley follows Sting to his home. He’s commentating the whole time. “I definitely want something like this when I move out of my apartment.” “Look Uncle Jeff, there’s Mrs. Stinger.” He follows Sting to the gym. Showtime still isn’t convinced that Sting is gone. He says Showtime is Sting’s thing, call him Eric now. Jarrett needs Shelley to get Sting to admit to quitting. Eric Young says this is a bad idea and that Sting is coming back. This whole thing was hilarious. Between Alex Shelley’s commentary and Eric Young, I was laughing most of the time.
Sounds like an OK iMPACT!. Very up and down like most weeks i have to admit. Some nice match ideas but most of them were too short, i see no point in having the Monty Brown squash why not just give him and Christian a promo and then extend another match. Granted his match was only a minute but i bet that minute would of been more exciting in the Styles/Strong match or even the Joe/Shark Boy match.
Why oh why are TNA letting a 66 year old man get in the ring? It just doesn't make any sense to be at all. But what makes it worse is that they had this 66 year old man beat the hell out of Homcide and his little partner dude what the fuck is going on there? Terrible decision on the part of TNA.
Not sure about this whole Sting footage but atleast it get's Shelley air time although i would rather see him wrestling instead of being Jarrett's lackey, looks like Sting will be back sooner then originally thought.
My main complaint of the night is the length of the matches especially when a lot of the show was wasted on things such as a very long viewing party, bob armstrong and jackie getting dressed? Rather then these pointless segments why not give us decent wrestling that we actually want to see. Again a very up and down show this week.
Video package highlights everything going on in TNA.
Monty Brown vs. Dylan Knight
Minute-long match ending with a Pounce.
Winner: Monty Brown
Brown does a post-match interview of himself. Brown calls Christian a woman. He calls out Christian and he arrives. Christian asks Brown what the capitol of Thailand is. Some guys in the audience know the joke and ruin it. Cage says, “Bangkok” and does just that to Brown. A brawl ensues until security breaks it up.
Jeremy Borash is in the back with AMW. Storm sips out of his empty beer bottle. Alex Shelley and Jeff Jarrett show up and say they have footage of Sting and they’re gonna have a viewing party later tonight.
Roderick Strong vs. A.J. Styles
Christopher Daniels helps with color commentary. Daniels reminds us that he beat Styles at the last Destination X. In the ring, Styles is in control most of the time until Strong hits a monster backbreaker. Strong is getting a strong response from the crowd. Daniels calls Joe “Sloppy Joe” haha. A powerbomb into the Styles Clash wins it for A.J.
Winner: A.J. Styles
Gail Kim and Jackie Gayda are shown walking in the back. Gail OWNS Jackie.
Team Canada (A1 and Bobby Roode w/ Coach D’Amore) vs. The James Gang
BG gets attacked from behind during his pre-match crap. Kip James grossly oversells a knee shot from Roode. A1 comes in and focuses on Kip’s knee. BG gets the hot tag and takes it to both members of Team Canada. The LAX shows up and Konnan hits BG with the slapjack. Roode with the Northern Lariat and the pin.
Winners: Team Canada.
LAX with a post-match beatdown until Bullet Bob Armstrong shows up! Bob cleans house and eyes down Konnan. Konnan bails to a chorus of boos from the crowd.
Global Impact clip from England.
Very cool Ultimate X commercial.
Shark Boy vs. Samoa Joe
I feel bad for Shark Boy already. Sign: “JOE Play Nice” Shark Boy gets in a bit of offense early, but then it’s all Joe. Shark Boy actually turns things around after Joe misses a kick in the corner. Muscle Buster. Kakina Clutch. Over.
Winner: Samoa Joe
Jackie Gayda getting dressed backstage.
Ron Killings promo.
Rhino and Ron Killings vs. AMW
Truth and Storm start us off. Truth puts on the cowboy hat to mock Storm hits a powerslam. Harris breaks the count, but Rhino comes in to take care of him. Another 2 count later is broken up by Harris, so Rhino sends him out again. Rhino and Harris battle up the ramp. He sets up for the Gore, but Abyss comes out from the entrance and takes down Rhino. James Mitchell follows and sets off the detonator. Abyss slams Rhino right through the wall!!! In the ring, Truth is working on Storm, but Harris comes back to double-team. Storm nails a Superkick. Death Sentence leads to the win.
Winners: AMW
We’re in the back for the viewing party. Shelley calls Jarrett “Uncle Jeff.” Jackie comes out looking like a tramp janitor. (Think Cinderella before the ball.) Footage of Sting sans make-up picking up his kids from school. Shelley follows Sting to his home. He’s commentating the whole time. “I definitely want something like this when I move out of my apartment.” “Look Uncle Jeff, there’s Mrs. Stinger.” He follows Sting to the gym. Showtime still isn’t convinced that Sting is gone. He says Showtime is Sting’s thing, call him Eric now. Jarrett needs Shelley to get Sting to admit to quitting. Eric Young says this is a bad idea and that Sting is coming back. This whole thing was hilarious. Between Alex Shelley’s commentary and Eric Young, I was laughing most of the time.
Sounds like an OK iMPACT!. Very up and down like most weeks i have to admit. Some nice match ideas but most of them were too short, i see no point in having the Monty Brown squash why not just give him and Christian a promo and then extend another match. Granted his match was only a minute but i bet that minute would of been more exciting in the Styles/Strong match or even the Joe/Shark Boy match.
Why oh why are TNA letting a 66 year old man get in the ring? It just doesn't make any sense to be at all. But what makes it worse is that they had this 66 year old man beat the hell out of Homcide and his little partner dude what the fuck is going on there? Terrible decision on the part of TNA.
Not sure about this whole Sting footage but atleast it get's Shelley air time although i would rather see him wrestling instead of being Jarrett's lackey, looks like Sting will be back sooner then originally thought.
My main complaint of the night is the length of the matches especially when a lot of the show was wasted on things such as a very long viewing party, bob armstrong and jackie getting dressed? Rather then these pointless segments why not give us decent wrestling that we actually want to see. Again a very up and down show this week.