AvaBundy
05-02-2004, 06:10 PM
One day a little girl is walking down the hall and she see's her mother bouching up and down on her father, she shrugs and she walks off.
Later that day she walks up to her mother and says
"Mommy, why were you bouncing up and down on daddy earlier?"
"Well, you see, your daddy is to fat, so I was bouncing up and down on his tummy to make it go down" her mother said
"But whats the point in that when the neighbor lady comes and blows it back up in the morning?" The daughter asked
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There is a little boy and he asks his father
"Daddy, can I have a bike?" the boy asked
"No son, we have an 8,000 dollar morgatge on the house and we can't afford it" the father said.
Later that day the parents are having sex and the boy is walking down the hall and he over hears the parents
"I'm pulling out" said the dad
"Wait im coming" said the mother
The next day the little boy is standing by the front door, he has his backpacked packed, and his parents come down stairs.
"Where are you going son?" the mother asked
"Well, daddy said he was pulling out, and then you said you were coming, and I didn't wanna be left at a house with an 8000 dollar morgage and no bike"
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And for my ultimate dirty joke....
A white horse falls in mud!
Later that day she walks up to her mother and says
"Mommy, why were you bouncing up and down on daddy earlier?"
"Well, you see, your daddy is to fat, so I was bouncing up and down on his tummy to make it go down" her mother said
"But whats the point in that when the neighbor lady comes and blows it back up in the morning?" The daughter asked
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There is a little boy and he asks his father
"Daddy, can I have a bike?" the boy asked
"No son, we have an 8,000 dollar morgatge on the house and we can't afford it" the father said.
Later that day the parents are having sex and the boy is walking down the hall and he over hears the parents
"I'm pulling out" said the dad
"Wait im coming" said the mother
The next day the little boy is standing by the front door, he has his backpacked packed, and his parents come down stairs.
"Where are you going son?" the mother asked
"Well, daddy said he was pulling out, and then you said you were coming, and I didn't wanna be left at a house with an 8000 dollar morgage and no bike"
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And for my ultimate dirty joke....
A white horse falls in mud!