Which is Worst?

[Funk]

It is a game (next post answers it, and come up with to of his own)

Having to hang by your ding-dong

or

hanging by your chest hairs?

[Wrestlingmann]

Hanging by your "Ding-Dong"


Burns

or

Gashes.

[Funk]

Burns definatly

French kiss by a member of the same sex

or

The kiss of death (Mafia)

[The Tumbling T]

oops edit that I mean't to say french kiss by member of same sex is worst...... ewwww

having sex with the same sex

or

or getting you ding dong chopped off (yes couldn't think of anything else)

[Funk]

ding dong chopped off

A Dreamer

or

A Critic

[The Tumbling T]

A dreamer

A liar

or

A cheater

[Funk]

A liar

Lennox Lewis

or

Oscar de La Hoya

[The-Noodle]

Lennox lewis.

being born gay or changing into a gay?

sorry but im new here so, i coodnt think of anything else.

[The Great One]

Being born gay

Being surrounded by a gang of thugs

or

Being surrounded by a gang of gays

PS not trying to be offensive.

[Funk]

thugs...or gays...but thugs

Framed for a murder (of your worst enemy) (and getting the death penalty)

or

You actually kill your worst enemy and get the death penalty

[The-Noodle]

framed for murder by ur worst enemy coz u wood b so angry about being betrayed! wear as murder is worse, coz u feel bad.

this 1 is a hard 1, and it will b different for different ppl.

witnessing ur mother's death
or
witnessing ur father's death

PS if no1 wants 2 answer then i no y and accept that, u can just continue with u asking another question.

[c75g]

worse my mother father is a a hole
Watching HHH in every main event
or watching HHH as champ in every main event

[The-Noodle]

watching HHH as champ in a main event.

watching WWE
or
watching WCW

[Funk]

WCW

Weed

or

Cigarettes?

[Qwaar-Jet]

Cigarettes.

Britain Or North America?

[Funk]

Britan :D

IRAQ 1

or

IRAQ 2

[wwechick1982]

Iraq 2- If I think I know what this means, then I go with my answer.

Getting your head blown off by a friend
or
Getting your head blown off by a stranger?

[The-Noodle]

ur head blown of by a friend

sleeping on stone
or
sleeping on a really uncomfortable bed

[c75g]

Sleeping on Stone just sounds bad
Freddy Vs Jason the Movie
or
Hellraisers 1

[The Pez]

Hellraisers (only cuz i thought F vs J was funny and I've never seen Hellraisers)

Listening to Paul Bearer

or

Listening to Brother Love

[The Stig]

Listening to Brother Love

Touching a dead animal

or

Touching a pile of compost.

[The-Noodle]

touching a dead animal.

being locked in a room
or
being locked in a gaol/jail cell

[The Pez]

Jail cell

Eating spinach or brussel sprouts

[c75g]

brussel sprouts
Scott Steiners Mic Skills
Rick Steiners Mic skills

[The Pez]

Both are pretty bad.....but I haven't heard Rick in a while, so I'm gonna go with Scott

Hanson or B4-4

[Madhatter1]

Hanson, I hate f-n Hanson

Breaking your arm or Breaking your leg

[Funk]

Leg, Leg is way worse

New Metallica

or

SlipKnot

[Wrestlingmann]

Slipknot is worse. At least Metallica was good before.

Linkin Park

or

Limp Bizkit.

[The Stig]

Limp Bizkit is the worst, period.

Getting stabbed to death with a knife, or getting eaten up by Lions?

[The Pez]

Stabbed to death

Losing your wallet

or

Losing your keys

[The Stig]

Losing your wallet

Convicted to death or Life in solitary confinement?

[The Pez]

Life in solitary confinement

Lita's acting

or

Lita's wrestling

[The-Noodle]

lita's wrestling.

losing ur mobile/cel phone
OR
ur car windows hav all been smashed

[The Stig]

ur car windows hav all been smashed

Failing all your courses or loosing all your friends

[The-Noodle]

losing all ur frends.

torturing sum1 to death or kill them straight away.

[The_Wolf]

torturing some one to death

losing a testicle or losing an eye ball

[The-Noodle]

losing an eyeball (sum of u may think differently but u can still do everything with 1 testicle) (and with 2days technology, who knows they mite b able 2 giv u a mechanical 1. lol.)

being stabbed in the heart or being shotgunned in the heart.

[The_Wolf]

ill have to say shotgunned to the heart..considering how many bullets comes out and the damage it does

eating dog poo or drinking cats piss??

[Ray Williams]

Getting your **** stuck in a door

or

Getting your balls kicked by a horse.

[12]

dog poo by far

having finger/toe nails ripped off with plyers

or

have teeth pulled out with plyers

[The-Noodle]

williams ... hard 1 but i gotta say getting ur balls kicked by a horse.

12 ID ... hard 1 again but nails being ripped off.

having ur **** removed
or
having both of ur testicles removed

[The_Wolf]

having ur **** removed

finding out ur gf was born a man or finding out ur parents arent ur real parents

[The-Noodle]

finding out ur gf was a man.

being gay or being bi-sexual.

[The_Wolf]

being gay

losing ur taste buds or having to wear glasses alwayz

[The-Noodle]

losing ur taste buds.

being physically disabled or being mentally disabled.

[AvaBundy]

Mentally Disablled

Being Raped by a goat or being raped by a group of angry mobsters

[The-Noodle]

being raped by mobsters, and just may i ask ava, how did u come up with that question with a goat? ur a strange person ... :)

losing an arm or losing a leg.

[The_Wolf]

losing a leg

swallowing dogs semen or having sex with ur grandma? lol

[The-Noodle]

sex with grandma. ur a sick freak wolf. LOL

losing 1 nipple or losing 2 nipples. lol.

[AvaBundy]

To tell the truth, I don't know how I came up with it, I was just thinking of something weird and it came to mind (BTW thanks for callin me sick, and why to have to try and top me and my sickness, but ok I just have to be worse.)

any way back on topic 1 nipple, cause it would he harder to explain what happened, and it would look a lot more awkawrd

*caution extremly sick and twisted brought to you by the resident sick ****!*

Having Sex with a dead man, or having sex with someone over 700 pounds who is crusty smelly and has food all over thier body?

[The Pez]

lol. Ava......there seems to be a pattern with all your posts here :p

Having sex with someone over 700 pounds

Freddy or Jason

[AvaBundy]

I know, and im going to keep it that way Shua (although I can't belive youd **** the dead :D sicko)

Freddy- He is in your dreams, and he can't be stopped, no matter what, he had his head chopped off and he is still alive, because he isn't real EVER

Eating Maggot and roach coverd **** or Eating a doughnut that is inside a 100 years old jar of maynayse that been in the sun

[Se7en]

Jason
and, the donut.

Well well well. Bundy, i dont know why.. but i just love trying to top you for some reason! Its entertaining.

Lets see here..

Being locked in a electric cage with a 300 pound gorilla who is addicted to cocaine and sex and wants both for 24 hours.

OR

Being forced to attend and ENJOY a Queen Elizabeth strip tease, and afterwords, you must show appreciation by kissing the feet of every member of the english parliment.

Tough one. :winkok:

[The-Noodle]

ur a sick freak se7en. lol ill go with the 2nd 1 the QUEEN.

being isolated in a desert with boiling hot temperatures (i mean really hot!!)
or
being isolated in a desert with freezing temperatures (i mean really cold!!)

[AvaBundy]

Really cold, casue the water would be to cold and you wouldn't be able to fix it

Ok.......I warn you.......the following **** isn't for the faint at heart.....if WP management wants me to take them down I will.....if you want to know where I got them let me know.........grab a trash can if you feel youll need to.............which of the 3 guys is the worst? 1. Is a man who had a heart attack and nobody found him for a week. 2. is a old man (90's) who died in the bath and wasn't seen for 2 weeks 3. Is self explaintory.

[Se7en]

Number one.

Ok, lets see here.

Im going to push the limits here.

Being forced to sleep a night in bed with man in picture #1 unmoved.

Being forced to take a shower in the bath man #2 died in, without the bathtub being cleaned out first.

Or #3, being forced to take a nice long lick across the man in #3's face while being videotaped. The video tape would then be put on kazaa under the "Faces of death" video series.

Enjoy :winkok:

[AvaBundy]

Ok, even though you copped out and used my reference......#3 is worse cause you can get REALLY sick.

Ok, to tone it down a bit.......

Being Fred or Being Trevor?

[The-Noodle]

being fred. of course i will say that. its not like im gonna piss trevor off. *ssshhh stop saying fred is an idiot*. lol. j/k

being fred or being vayne303 (other WP owner).

[The_Wolf]

vayne 303

hulk hogan or hollywood hogan?

[The-Noodle]

hulk hogan.

being eaten alive by dogs
or
being eaten alive by cats.

[12]

depends what kind of dogs lol

cats

sleeping in a bed made of stingin nettles or
sleeping in a bed of someone elses urine

[The Great One]

Sleeping in a bed with Stinging nettles. IMO, it would be smelly to sleep in and would be wet, but i would get to sleep. But the nettles would be painful and wouldn't get to sleep. So basically sleeping in the bed made of nettles.

Getting attacked by a Lion
or
Getting attacked by a Tiger

[The-Noodle]

getting attacked by a tiger.

being attacked by scorpions
or
being attacked by spiders.

[Se7en]

Scorpion but then i would pour some of my valued alcohol on it and it'd start stinging itself to death. (Safety tip there folks :cool: )

Womans hockey or Womans basketball

[The-Noodle]

womans basketball.

tornado/cyclone/hurricane
or
tidal wave.

[Se7en]

Hurricane. (If big enough)

'Ice age II' - Ice age all over again, like seen in the new movie 'the day after tomorrow'

OR

Invasion/Takeover by UFO's

[The-Noodle]

ice age.

landslide
or
earthquake

[The_Wolf]

landslide

suicide or murder

[AvaBundy]

Suicide

Hitler or Pol Pot

[The-Noodle]

hitler

starlen or lenin.

[AvaBundy]

Stalen

Bundy or Manson

[legendaryken]

Tricky one, Manson has made some good albums whereas, I always liked Married with Children.....

What?
Oh, the other Bundy/Manson?

Manson

Going bald or...
Getting fat.

[Y2J World Champ]

Going bald because you do not want to be a fat guy with alot of hair.

Death or War

[12]

War, there is a lot of death in war

getting punched straight out our falling and knocking yourself out

[Y2J World Champ]

falling and knocking yourself out, this way, someone else wont brag about how they knocked me out, they will just be talking about how I knocked myself out. lol

KKK or Hitler

[legendaryken]

Hitler - he killed a lot more people

Far-right politicians
Far-left politicians

[Y2J World Champ]

Tough.....but I'll go with far-right politicians

September 11, 2001 or Pearl Harbor

[The-Noodle]

Pearl Harbour/Harbor.

Osama Bin Laden or Saddam Hussain.

[Y2J World Champ]

Saddam Hussain

Getting your right arm cut off or getting your right leg cut off

[The-Noodle]

My arm.

Napoleon or Dracula.

[Y2J World Champ]

Napoleon

French kissing a guy or French kissing your sister

[The-Noodle]

Kissing a guy.

Finding out you were adopted or finding out you were a twin

[Y2J World Champ]

findout out you were a twin

Breaking your legs or breaking your arms

[The-Noodle]

Breaking arms.

Finding out you were a twin
or
Finding out you were a triplet.

[Y2J World Champ]

Finding out you were a triplet

Kissing a guy
or
getting stabbed to death

[The-Noodle]

Getting stabbed to death.

getting stabbed to death
or
getting shot to death.

[Y2J World Champ]

Getting shot to death.

punching your sister
or
punching your mother

[The-Noodle]

Punching your mother.

Punching your mother
or
Punching your father

[Y2J World Champ]

punching your mother

Finding out your dad is cheating on your mother
or
finding out your girlfriend is cheating on you

[The-Noodle]

Dad cheating on mother.

Punching your grandmother
or
Punching your mother

[Y2J World Champ]

too hard, um.....
(sorry mom)
punching your grandmother

finding out your mom is cheating on your dad
or
finding out your sister's boyfriend is cheating on her

[The-Noodle]

Mother cheating on father.

Mother is cheating
or
Father is cheating

[Y2J World Champ]

Father cheating

Beating up a blind man
or
beating up a "mendally challenged" man

[The-Noodle]

Mentally challenged.

Beating up a mentally challenged
or
Physically challenged.

[Funk]

mentally challenged

Craping a softball

or

Peeing a marble?

[The-Noodle]

Peeing a marble, lol weird question Funky. In order to even this out I shall ask a sicko question.

Diahorrea
or
Constipation

[Y2J World Champ]

...........

Constipation

punching your little sister in the face
or
punching a little girl who is "mentally challenged"

[Madhatter1]

Punching the Mentally challenged girl

Howard the Duck
or
Showgirls

[Y2J World Champ]

Howard the Duck

Being arrested and sentenced to death
or
being arrested and spending your entire life in jail

[The-Noodle]

Life in gaol/jail.

Being really short (like 3 foot/90cm)
or
Being really tall (like 10 foot/3m)

[Y2J World Champ]

Being really short.

Finding out your adopted
or
findout out your brother/sister is adopted

[The-Noodle]

Finding out your adopted.

Finding out your brother/sister were adopted
or
Finding out your mother/father were adopted when they were children.

[Y2J World Champ]

Finding out your brother/sister were adopted

Finding out your mom is a current porn star
or
finding out your grandmother "was" a pornstar

[The-Noodle]

Mother was a Porn Star

Finding out your father had a sex change
or
Finding out your mother is a lesbian and you were an accident

[Y2J World Champ]

finding out your mother is a lesbian and you were an accident

Getting into a fist fight with your best friend
or
Getting into a fist fight with your brother who you hate alot

[The-Noodle]

Fist fight with friend.

Physical fight
or
Verbal fight

[Y2J World Champ]

Verbal fight

Getting slapped in the face
or
getting punched in the stomach

[The-Noodle]

Punched in the stomach.

Punched in the stomach
or
Punched in the face.

[Y2J World Champ]

punched in the face

Breaking your neck
or
Breaking your arms and legs

[The-Noodle]

Breaking Limbs.

Having 2 mouths
or
2 Noses.

[Y2J World Champ]

Having 2 mouths

Getting shot 10 times in the stomach
or
getting shot 1 time in the groin

[The-Noodle]

Shot in stomach

Getting shot in your mouth
or
Getting shot in your *******

[Y2J World Champ]

Getting shot in your *******

Getting slapped in the face
or
getting punched in the stomach

[Funk]

face slap.

Terrorist

or

George W. Bush

[Y2J World Champ]

George Bush

United States losing to Argentina
or
U.S. basketball team Roster

(this one is a little weird but I hope you get the picture)

[Funk]

U.S. BB Team Roster

Beatniks

or

Hippies

I am both :) .

[Y2J World Champ]

Beatniks

Beating your wife
or
beating your child

[The-Noodle]

Beating your child.

Beating son
or
Beating daughter

[Y2J World Champ]

Beating your daughter

Murdering your mom
or
Murdering your two children

[R≥K≥O]

2 Chillens

Sylvan Greiner's Singing

or

Kenzo Suziki's Singing

or

Heidenreich's Poems

[Don Carlito]

Heidenreich's Poems

RICO naked and touching you

or

Vince naked and touching you

[R≥K≥O]

Rico because i dont think hed be touching me with his hand...

Having a hardcore non-scripted match with Kane

Having a chop contest with Ric Flair. First one to give the opponent a red chest wins!

[Don Carlito]

Having a hardcore non-scripted match with Kane well coz he is a MONSTER lol

Mae Young giving you a Lap Dance for 30 mins or Cutting off each of your fingers

[R≥K≥O]

:O! Not Mr. Wiggles! Fingers worse. I cant die without going to third base.
biting a nail file as hard as you can and ripping it out of your mouth

or

putting a toothpick in between ur toenail and ur toe and kicking a soccer ball as hard as you can

[Don Carlito]

putting a toothpick in between ur toenail and ur toe and kicking a soccer ball as hard as you can = i gotta go with that.

Getting Shot in the Face with a shot Gun by your MOM

or

Getting Rapped by your DAD

P.S. I know they are both very wrong

[R≥K≥O]

I can handle a bullet, not a **** up my ass. so rape.

Carlito spitting apple in your face in front of a 100 people audience.

Going to a book signing of your favorite wrestler and realize that you're at the wrong walmart and you dont have enough time to go back to the right one.

[Don Carlito]

Going to a book signing of your favorite wrestler and realize that you're at the wrong walmart and you dont have enough time to go back to the right one.

In a weird way i would like it if Carlito spitting an apple in my face ( it would make me feel like part of the WWE lol )

Torrie Wilson Dumping you on and saying you are small ( if you know what i mean ) on TV

or

Getting Kick in the Ball with steel toe shoes

[The-Noodle]

Kicked in the balls.

Watching a relative die
or
Watching a very close friend die.

[R≥K≥O]

very close friend

Getting crapped on by a bird on your first date
or
Stepping in dog turd on the night you're gonna propose.

[Don Carlito]

Stepping in dog turd on the night you're gonna propose

Watching your MOM die
or
Watching your Dad die

[R≥K≥O]

watching your mom die

getting beat up by your former best friend
or
getting bitten in the ass by your beloved dog

[The-Noodle]

Beaten up by a friend.

Getting eaten alive by a dog
or
Getting eaten alive by a cat.

[R≥K≥O]

Getting eaten alive by a cat.

Sitting on a tack
or
Hemroids

[Duff]

this thread is off to off-topic

[legendaryken]

Haemorrhoids.

RKOrton's spelling
or
Duff's grammar?

[Duff]

RKOrton's spelling. Ken, would you care to find some examples of my allegedly poor grammar?

Ken's old shrivelled penis

or

Mae Young's old wrinkly flaps?

[R≥K≥O]

Ken's Old Shrivelled Penis

My Spelling

or

Ken's Old Shrivelled Penis

[iamthatdamgood123]

Your spelling. I have no problem with Ken's penis or your spelling for that matter, but meh.

Rule Number One or Rule Number Two

[Don Carlito]

Rule Number Two

Kill Bill or Kill Bill volume 2

[legendaryken]

Volume1 (vol2 has an ending)

The 'What's worst' thread
or
The Interview Game?

PS You're right, Puff. You're grammar isn't bad. It was the inelegance of 'off to off-topic' that caught my eye.
PPS mrslegendaryken writes: 'Ken's penis isn't old and wrinkly and he hasn't promised me any money to write this, honest.'

[R≥K≥O]

interview game

ken's old shrivelled penis

or

mrsledgendaryken's wrinkly saggy boobs

[legendaryken]

Not playing any more. *takes ball and runs away*

[Funk]

RKorton stop it, ken is WAY WAY older than you, knock it off it is so freaking offensive.

I'll restart.

Having to pee a marble
or
Having to crap a baseball

[Lover Nuts]

Baseballs are more enjoyable! ;)

Posting in this thread to answer stupid questions?

or

Watching Duff do a strip tease?

Thanks, :beer:

[Don Carlito]

Posting in this thread to answer stupid questions ........... ya i said it lol

WWE

or

NWA:TNA

[The Stig]

WWE

Don Carlito or The Great City of 613

[Superman33]

Don Carlito

Having a penis the size of a baby's

or

Having a penis the size of Funky's

[The Stig]

Having a penis the size of Funky's

single or an bitchy girlfriend

[Don Carlito]

single

the Torrie Wilson Sex Test

or

Having to pee a marble

[Funk]

what the hell is a Torrie Wilson Sex Test?

Pee a marble I guess.

Pol Pot
or
Saddam Hussien

[The Stig]

Pol Pot

Family Guy or Team America :World Police

[Funk]

Which is WORST?
Argh I can't say!

-.-' Team America: World Police, but only due to the enormous amount of respect I have for Family Guy

SpongeBob SquarePants
or
Fairly Odd Parents

(my brothers FAVORITE and most ANNOYING shows)

[The-Noodle]

Fairly Odd Parents.

History
or
Geography

[The Stig]

Geography. I like history

Pepsi or Coke

[The-Noodle]

Pepsi.

Solo or Lift.

[Duff]

since i dont know what either of them are, i'll go with Lift

Noodle

or

Shanny?

[Don Carlito]

I am okay with both of them but since you HATE Shanny .... i'll say Shanny

Getting your fingers chopped off

or

Getting married to Mai Young ;)

[Duff]

getting your fingers chopped off

A woman laughing at your package

or

A woman saying you were ****?

[Lover Nuts]

I am okay with both of them but since you HATE Shanny .... i'll say Shanny

Duffy Wuffy doesn't hate me, he actually likes me. ;) I'm taking it he hasn't told you about last month. :)

I would rather get married to Mae Young than to get my fingers chopped off.

1. Because I woulden't be able to play guitar

2. Because I would get a great sex life.

Thongs

or

Bikinis

Thanks, :beer:

[Funk]

you didn't answer Duff,

Women laughing at your package is definatly worse (now I see why Shanny didn't answer)

Herpes
or
VD?

[Lover Nuts]

Duff just posted his question before my answer.

You didn't answer my question, Funk. Which leads me to believe that you do indeed have a thing for wearing bikinis and thongs.

Also I see you have a bad personal experience at people laughing at you and your package. Don't tell me though, I coulden't frankly care as your package is the last thing on my mind. ;)

Thanks, :beer:

[Funk]

Duff just posted his question before my answer.

You didn't answer my question, Funk. Which leads me to believe that you do indeed have a thing for wearing bikinis and thongs.


Why would it lead you to that? I just ignored your question because it was out of place.
Also, from
"Thongs

or

Bikinis"

HOW exactly did you get "me having a thing for wearing them" ?



Also I see you have a bad personal experience at people laughing at you and your package. Don't tell me though, I coulden't frankly care as your package is the last thing on my mind. ;)

Thanks, :beer:

This one brings a smile to my face, I am answering a question, on the internet, so HOW did you SEE people "laughing" at my package, I answered a question, I would rather be told I am **** in bed then be laughed at due to my package size, it is an ANSWER, you should stop assuming and kill yourself right now.

If my package is the last thing on our mind, then why talk about it?!
Then it must be on your mind, you are talking about MY package didn't you?
That leads to, you thinking about my package, why are you thinking about my package anyway, I don't think I ride the same bus you do if you catch my drift.

Unlike your arguments (some of which would be better argued by a drunken Siberian) I didn't assume anything, I didn't put any words in your mouth, now lets see your reply.

:jam:

[Don Carlito]

Suicide

or

Being Killed

[The-Noodle]

Being killed.

Beheading
or
Shotgunned in the head.

[Lover Nuts]

Beheading.

Getting a lapdance by Heidenreich

or

Getting a lapdance by Gene Snitsky

P.S, Funk, take a joke. That obviously went way over your head by the post you responded to. Notice the smilie = ;). Before you say anything about me replying to your post, then let me just say I was going along with the joke.

I would give a good answer to your post, but sadly I don't have the will-power as I've just gotten out of bed and this isn't the right time nor place to do it.

Thanks, :beer:

[Duff]

SNITSKY, he's likely to turn round and beat the crap out of you more

Shanny bitching at Funk

or

Funk bitching at Shanny

[Superman33]

Both equally suck Duff.

[Lover Nuts]

What's worst.

Duff licking Supes

or

Supes french-kissing Duff

;)

Thanks, :beer:

[Superman33]

Neither.

Shan

or

Shan

[Lover Nuts]

Neither

Supes

or

Supes

(I'm so original ;))

Thanks, :beer:

[Superman33]

Neither, Supes owns all

Shan having sex with Funk

or

Shan having sex with himself

[Lover Nuts]

Having sex with myself would be great considering I'm sexy and big. But then again it woulden't be my only option.

Supes in a thong

or

Supes in a nightie?

Thanks, :beer:

[Weaf]

This thread has turned to ****.

What would you rather eat...

**** or sprouts? (It's a toughie)

[Funk]

What an awesome reply shanando, almost seems as if you are trying to cover your contradicting post up.

**** is as bad as sprouts, but I would go on Sprouts.

Penis WAY too thick
or
Penis WAY too long

[Duff]

It depends on what context. Personally i dont think either is bad for a guy. If i were to be gang raped or something, i would probably go with too thick. Either way, neither is an affliction i'm cursed with.

Having a short penis

or

having a thin penis.


Oh, and speaking of penises, if you two dont stop this constant bitching, both of you will get warned. Ok, well maybe only one of you will get warned and the other will be reported to someone important. And yes i know one of you is worse than the other but lets just leave it at that

[Funk]

I think short is worse than thin.

A whiney british douche
or
An ******* canadian prick

E*D*I*T


lol, that was great, GD. I totally agree. I hate it when you ask people why they don't do this and that and they come out with, "I can't be bothered!" or "I'm tired!". It's really annoying. I have a friend who constantly does it.

Thanks, :beer:

Didn't you say that you hate when people say they can't be bothered?
YET, you just said you hadn't the will power to reply to my post.

Blah. :think:

[Duff]

a whiney british douche. you were talking about Scott, right?

lenient Duff

or

Strict Duff

Really guys, this is your last chance to stop this. One of you alredy has a few warnings, so you might be best advised to stop before you get banned

[Funk]

linient duff is worse because he still warns me!
:p

Rum
or
Whiskey

[Duff]

rum is worse by far, i can drink whiskey,but rumdrinking results in projectile vomiting

tequila

or

cheap wine

[Funk]

cheap wine
tequila is fun with friends (I only tired it once though)

Mango Margarita
or
Lemon Margarita
I love BOTH Virgin or not.

[Superman33]

I think that Mango is nasty.

Listening to Fantasia Barrino

or

Listening to Ashley Simpson

Both suck.

[Funk]

Ashlee can't sing

John Cena
or
Randy Orton

[Superman33]

Cena

Being Funkmaster Flash

or

Not being able to spell "worse"

[The-Noodle]

Not being able to spell "worse".

Being WrestlePower's #1 John Cena Fan
or
Being WrestlePower's #1 Heidenreich Fan

[AFalseSinn]

Heidenrich


forgetting to but on deoderant on a hot day

or

forgetting to shave off your unibrow for picture day

[Funk]

Unibrow on picture day is definatly worst
Superman, it is WORST because I am comparing two things. Grammar, my dear friend.

Not Knowing Your Vital Stats (name, address, family...)
or
Not Knowing Your Sex

[The-Noodle]

Not knowing your sex.

Not knowing your name
or
Not knowing your age.

[AFalseSinn]

not knowing your name
its important when trying to get the ladies

falling down a 4 foot hill covered in tacks

or
forever stuck in a room full of blinding lights

[Duff]

the room with the lights.

The lack of substantial opinionated posts on WP

or

The spelling on WrestlePower?

[Funk]

The lack of substantial opinionated posts on WP
The lack of substantial opinionated posts on WP
The lack of substantial opinionated posts on WP
DEFINATLY!

Boners when you don't want them
or
No Boners when you REALLY want them

[Duff]

No boners when you really want them, i would imagine because obviously that kind of thing has never happened to a verile young man like myself

premature ejaculation

or

no ejaculation?


oh and on a sidenote, i believe Supes was right in the use of the word worse. e.g being ugly is worse than being fat. If however you were to compare an instance with EVERY other of its kind, then it would be the worst. e.g she was the worst ive ever had

[Superman33]

oh and on a sidenote, i believe Supes was right in the use of the word worse. e.g being ugly is worse than being fat. If however you were to compare an instance with EVERY other of its kind, then it would be the worst. e.g she was the worst ive ever had . . . and thank you.

No ejaculation, premature sucks but none means no kids.

Farting in public

or

Having to take a **** when your with a girl

[AFalseSinn]

having to take a **** when your with a girl

farting in public can be funny as hell alot of times
if with the right people of course

not being able to read

or

having to read shanny and duffs arguments

[The-Noodle]

Reading Shanny and Duff's arguments for sure! :D

Not knowing how to read
or
Not knowing how to write.

[Duff]

not knowing how to read

Noodles spam as a noob

or

The WNW guys attitude as noobs?

[The-Noodle]

WNW guys attitude. Did I ever stop spamming? :D

Duff's current Irish sig pic
or
Duff's previous Irish sig pic.

[Superman33]

Previous

WNW noobs acting like they're the best

or

Funky acting like he's the best

[The-Noodle]

WNW noobs by far.

WNW or IOW.

[Funk]

WNW

PS. I know I am the best no need to "act"

EDIT
The Beer Smiley
or
This guy :eyebrows:

[Superman33]

****. My bad, Funky.

[The-Noodle]

The beer smiley.

Supes not asking a question
or
Supes not answering a question.

[Superman33]

Not asking

Noodle trying to be funny

or

Noodle trying to be cool

[Lover Nuts]

I don't know, I mean he does both so good. ;)

Brown car

or

Pink car

Thanks, :beer:

[Superman33]

Brown car, pink gives me a reason to make fun.

Brown feces

or

Pink feces

[Funk]

Pink Feces is definatly a sign of too much sodomy.

Soap as lube
or
Crisco as lube

[The-Noodle]

Crisco as lube.

Oil
or
Petrol

:D

[Y2J World Champ]

Petrol

Having a dog bite off your two testicles
or
Having your arms and legs broken

[Superman33]

Always the dog biting the testicles.

Dog biting off your testicles

or

Not having any testicles to begin with

[AFalseSinn]

dog bitting them off, its just a pain thing

the new tough enough "competition"

or

a tooth ache

[Duff]

the tough enough sham.

Being English

or

being Welsh?

[The-Noodle]

Being Scottish :D

Being Scottish
or
Being Irish.

[Y2J World Champ]

Being Scottish.

Finding out your girlfriend cheated with your grandfather.
or
Finding out your girlfriend is really a guy.

[Lover Nuts]

Definately finding out your girlfriend is really a guy.

Constapation (sp?)

or

Diorhhea (sp?)

:p

Thanks, :beer:

[Superman33]

Constapation

1 testicle

or

no legs

[Duff]

no legs

no arms

or

no testicles

[AFalseSinn]

no arms


being rapped by a gorrilla

or

hulk hogans acting
(honeslty i would take the gorilla willingly if i never had to see mr hogan ever again on my tv)

[Wij]

Probably the gorilla. I think I can still handle hulk hogan in a tutu.

Impotent

Or

Castrated

[Superman33]

Castrated

Having sex with a man

or

Having sex with Chyna

[Wij]

Is that a trick question..... Probably with a man.

Chlamydia

or

Syphilis

[Duff]

Cant say i'm overly familiar with either. Perhaps we should ask rachel. I'll go with syphilis.

pregnancy scare

or

getting dumped by someone you are madly in love with

[AFalseSinn]

getting dumped by somone you are madly in love with
especially if in the middle of a pregnancy scare (if i where the girl hehe)

being pregnant by a gorilla

or

being hulk hogans daughter...hehe

[Duff]

being impregnated by a gorilla (whats your obsession with Hulk hogan and gorillas?)

being made redundant

or

getting divorced?

[AFalseSinn]

he is an easy target and comparable to a gorilla

made redundent

being on fire

or

having to work with scott hall (so fat and nasty now)

[Funk]

being on fire

Cancer
or
Aids

A thoughtful answer please.

[Sunshine]

aids is worst. Life without SEX?!

broken leg
or
arm?

The good arms/legs I'm talking about.

[The-Noodle]

Broken leg.

Broken neck
or
Broken spine.

[The Stig]

Broken spine. Neck could somehow be fixed.

Stabbed in the arm, or leg?

[Don Carlito]

leg

Stabbed in the Back or Shot in the Face

[Wij]

Probably stabed in the back... because being shot in the face is painless, right?

Fidel Castro

or

Putin

[The-Noodle]

OK, I don't know either of them :confused: so I'll just ask a different question lol.

Bush's testicle
or
Kerry's testicle

Sick, eh?

[R≥K≥O]

Bush's testicle because it's just as dumb as Georgie.

A plate of vomit washed down with a glass of urine.
or
A plate of phesis washed down with a glass of NyQuill.

[AFalseSinn]

A plate of vomit washed down with a glass of urine (nyquil makes poop taste better *nods*)

falling off a cliff and not dying when you hit the ground
or
having to be the guy who could be holding the camera in the chyna sex tape

[Mr. Long]

having to be the guy who could be holding the camera in the chyna sex tape (things that'll make you go buh)

Having to watch Gigli
or
Having to watch footage from the Katie Vick angle

[R≥K≥O]

Having to watch Gigli. There are things that are terrible and things that are unwatchable and Gigli is in the latter.

Having a girlfriend with one boob.

or

Having a girlfriend with one eye.

[SCOTT]

Has to be having a girlfriend with one boob, Hey am I the only one who found Leela sexy:D

Drowning to death

Or

Burning to death

[Superman33]

Burning

being shot

or

being stabbed

[Mr. Long]

Shot, because when you get stabbed, you can take the knife out, and stab the sumumabitch back.

Getting kick in the nuts once
or
Getting repeatedly punched in the face

[The-Noodle]

Hit in the face repeatedly.

Losing your penis
or
Losing both your testicles.

[Mr. Long]

Losing your penis, because you can do the nasty without your nuts, although it would be hard to find a chick that would do a nutless dude.

Kicked in the pants by your favorite Diva
or
Hummer (not the car) from Mae Young

[AFalseSinn]

kicked in the pants by my favorite diva (lita or victoria)
i dont even want mae young in my state....its just so wrong

finding out x pac is related to you
or
finding out chyna is related to you
(thought i would make it tough)

[The-Noodle]

Aww ****, that's tough, but I'll go with Chyna I guess. :confused:

Watching Chyna's sex tape
or
Watching Paris Hilton's sex tape.

[Wij]

Never watched Chynas tape, but I suppose it's aweful.

Dropping the soap in prison

or

Watching an episode of Full House

Edit: I have never watched the paris tape..... No lies
































:bananas:

[R≥K≥O]

Dropping the soap in prison, although that was a toughy.

One of your nuts exloding inside your scrotum

or

A woman taking a crap while having anal sex with you.

[Mr. Long]

Nut explosion, because some guys are into that whole dumping thing (not me, I think that's ****ed up)

Snitsky promo
or
Heidenreich promo

(granted calling either a promo is a real stretch)

[AFalseSinn]

heidenrich promo ...i find them more annoying....while snitskys angry face just makes me laugh so hard i miss most of it


being on the very back of the roller coaster (it hurts trust me)
or
falling down some icy stairs

[Superman33]

icy stairs

seeing Vince McMahon's ass

or

seeing Rikishi's ass

[Mr. Long]

Vince's ass

The Flying Scotsman
or
A flaming pile of dog ****

(yes there is a difference)

[R≥K≥O]

Flaming Dog ****

Winning the lottery and dying the exact same day

or

Die the day everyone except you wins the lottery.

[AFalseSinn]

dying the day you win....who cares if you lost...everyone would just cram it in your face anyways

dying a virgin and alone

or

dying with anal warts alone

[The-Noodle]

Dying with anal warts, ewwwww.

Dying a virgin
or
Dying because of STDs.

[Funk]

dying a virgin, at least with the std's the poor guy had some fun before he died.

Chynas chest
or
Ric Flairs Boobs

[AFalseSinn]

ric flairs boobs....i have a problem with ric flair anything these days
but at least chyna spent some money on hers to make them look more "femie"

ric flairs walky dance thing
or
jeff jarretts walky dance thing

[Wij]

The jeff jarrett "walky dance thing", or "swagger"

Santa

or

Easter bunny

[I HaVe SmAlL bAlLs]

Santa is worse since I'm not into inter-species sex

Getting raped by a Cheetah

Or

Getting raped by 1999 Oprah?

[AFalseSinn]

oprah....any oprah....at least a cheetah would do it fast

mark mequires drug troubles
or
bonds drug troubles

[The-Noodle]

Argh, umm Mequires drug troubles? :confused:

The 2004 Athens Olympics
or
The 1896 Athens Olympics

lol

[AFalseSinn]

you mean they wherent the same event....well crap then
hmm, lets go with 2004 just for my memories sake

a wet noodle
or
a hungry noodle

[Mr. Long]

Uh...A wet noodle?

Someone stealing your girlfriend right in front of you
or
Someone stealing everything you own right in front of you

(In case you want to know my choice, it would have to be stealing girlfriend)

[Funk]

everything I own

"I will always love you"
or
"99 red balloons"

[I HaVe SmAlL bAlLs]

... ...I will always love you, FMF


Gettin a blowjob from ur dog

or

Gettin a blowjob from your sister

[Funk]

my sister would be WAY more awkward (expecially since I don't have one)

Dr.Drunken Munky (the name not the guy)
or
Jeff HBK Hardy (the name not the guy)

;)