The Tumbling T
04-27-2004, 07:01 PM
Jeff is sitting down in a small room with The Tumbling T getting ready to interveiw him about his debut match
Jeff: Well first off I'd like to welcome you to ucw.
The Tumbling T: Well I'm glad I'm here Jeff and by the way you can just call me T.
Jeff: Well alright T. So your debut match is tomorrow at Revolution. What do you think about this match T?
The T: Well I'm happy to be here and I'm glad I'm finally part of a company like this. All I got to say is I'm going to win the match and I'm going to get the pinfall. I don't care about my partners I'm a one man guy I don't need help.
Jeff: Well since you say you don't need help then why do you have your midgets with you? And with your three midgets that makes four.
The T: What you trying to insult me?!? Why am I not allowed to have my friends come down to the ring with me. You think they are cheaters? Are you trying to tell me my friends are cheaters?
Jeff: Well this is interesting you call your midgets your friends yet you exploit them as a freakshow. And yes I'm calling your "friends" cheaters.
The T: Alright your saying I'm exploting my friends because they are small. If I had three normal sized people come down to the ring with me it would be perfect. But no you have to discrimnate against small people. I'm ashamed of you Jeff. Also about you calling them "cheaters". I have a idea for this match only though. Just to prove to you I have skill in the ring I'll ban them from ringside. You happy? I don't know why everyone makes a big deal out of midgets.
Jeff: Well T I apologize for acting like an ass. Well I would like to get to the match itself. Do you think this will help your career? Do you think you this match might make you will be the future of this business
The T: Hell No! I'm am the future of this business. I have what everbody wants the skill and the looks.
Jeff: Well not to offend you but you look hideous.
The T: I know that damnit stop trying to make me feel worse maybe I lied before but I'm the name everyone will remember from this time on. I have put my body on the line many times before this. Pain will never ever slow me down. See these scars on my arm! I was attack at age 16 by some pricks with knives because I looked at them the wrong way. They tried to kill me but ha they were dumb all they did was stab my arm before the cops came. Thats how quick I am. My arm block all of it. Sure I got stab a few time on my stomach and stuff. That night though when I was recovering I was in tremendous pain horrible pain. But then all of a sudden my body filled with anger for these guys who stabbed me and the pain disappeared. My anger made me almost invulnerable. I got the last laugh too. The next time I saw them I beat them all sense less. Sure this story seems all made up but I'm the future. I'm the T and The T Time is coming...
Jeff: Well that seems like a far fetched story but I'll take your word on it. I just can't imagine after hearing that why you acted so funny in the ring at those independent shows. You seem like a guy of such anger yet your able to make things seem like a joke.
The T: Well thats because it is a joke. That I have to be in the ring with some of these worthless people and also because I love how the crowd reacts. I could tell the crowd to die and they'll still love me. And even after making myself look like the biggest prick in interveiw they'll still cheer me. I'm just that damn good. My technecial skills are the best. I'll make you submit anytime anywhere. I'll pin anybody and everybody.
Jeff: Well T this has been an interesting interveiw. But I'm sad to say we are almost out of time. So I'll let you say one more thing and we are off. But on a better note next week I'll get to learn about you and your strange life.
The T: Alright my anger was release a lot but thats what you will get in the ring. I never half ass. I'll never give up. I am The Tumbling T the name you'll never forget. I love the fans and I'm the guy to fear. The future is hear. The T Time has just begun.....
The screen goes black but you can hear the chant of Tumbling T in the crowd.
Jeff: Well first off I'd like to welcome you to ucw.
The Tumbling T: Well I'm glad I'm here Jeff and by the way you can just call me T.
Jeff: Well alright T. So your debut match is tomorrow at Revolution. What do you think about this match T?
The T: Well I'm happy to be here and I'm glad I'm finally part of a company like this. All I got to say is I'm going to win the match and I'm going to get the pinfall. I don't care about my partners I'm a one man guy I don't need help.
Jeff: Well since you say you don't need help then why do you have your midgets with you? And with your three midgets that makes four.
The T: What you trying to insult me?!? Why am I not allowed to have my friends come down to the ring with me. You think they are cheaters? Are you trying to tell me my friends are cheaters?
Jeff: Well this is interesting you call your midgets your friends yet you exploit them as a freakshow. And yes I'm calling your "friends" cheaters.
The T: Alright your saying I'm exploting my friends because they are small. If I had three normal sized people come down to the ring with me it would be perfect. But no you have to discrimnate against small people. I'm ashamed of you Jeff. Also about you calling them "cheaters". I have a idea for this match only though. Just to prove to you I have skill in the ring I'll ban them from ringside. You happy? I don't know why everyone makes a big deal out of midgets.
Jeff: Well T I apologize for acting like an ass. Well I would like to get to the match itself. Do you think this will help your career? Do you think you this match might make you will be the future of this business
The T: Hell No! I'm am the future of this business. I have what everbody wants the skill and the looks.
Jeff: Well not to offend you but you look hideous.
The T: I know that damnit stop trying to make me feel worse maybe I lied before but I'm the name everyone will remember from this time on. I have put my body on the line many times before this. Pain will never ever slow me down. See these scars on my arm! I was attack at age 16 by some pricks with knives because I looked at them the wrong way. They tried to kill me but ha they were dumb all they did was stab my arm before the cops came. Thats how quick I am. My arm block all of it. Sure I got stab a few time on my stomach and stuff. That night though when I was recovering I was in tremendous pain horrible pain. But then all of a sudden my body filled with anger for these guys who stabbed me and the pain disappeared. My anger made me almost invulnerable. I got the last laugh too. The next time I saw them I beat them all sense less. Sure this story seems all made up but I'm the future. I'm the T and The T Time is coming...
Jeff: Well that seems like a far fetched story but I'll take your word on it. I just can't imagine after hearing that why you acted so funny in the ring at those independent shows. You seem like a guy of such anger yet your able to make things seem like a joke.
The T: Well thats because it is a joke. That I have to be in the ring with some of these worthless people and also because I love how the crowd reacts. I could tell the crowd to die and they'll still love me. And even after making myself look like the biggest prick in interveiw they'll still cheer me. I'm just that damn good. My technecial skills are the best. I'll make you submit anytime anywhere. I'll pin anybody and everybody.
Jeff: Well T this has been an interesting interveiw. But I'm sad to say we are almost out of time. So I'll let you say one more thing and we are off. But on a better note next week I'll get to learn about you and your strange life.
The T: Alright my anger was release a lot but thats what you will get in the ring. I never half ass. I'll never give up. I am The Tumbling T the name you'll never forget. I love the fans and I'm the guy to fear. The future is hear. The T Time has just begun.....
The screen goes black but you can hear the chant of Tumbling T in the crowd.