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AvaBundy
04-25-2004, 05:31 AM
Ava Bundy is in a room, there are bags of sand all around him the ground is already covered in sand, he is swinging a Damascus Tai Chi Sword he swings and he tears open a bag. He stops and he looks at the camera

Ava Bundy: This is one of my favorite pieces I own, why you ask. I will tell you why, it is because I was walking down the boardwalk a few miles away from my home about ten years ago, and this gang decided that they would try to rop me.....little did they know that they couldn't take out something like me, the souless, heartless thing that I was turning into.

Ava looks at the sword, he touches it and he slides his hand down the blade

Ava Bundy: You see, there were ten of them, and this blade ripped thru all of thier skin......I took off a few heads, and yeah I also got these out of what I did

Ava points to his stomach where he has a slash, he turns around and he points to his shoulder blade where there is a bullet hole

Ava Bundy: But you know, all of these things that I have been talking about are just to make people fear me more than they already do, showing them just how far I am willing to go to get places. Showing them what I am willing to do just to earn what is mine!

Ava turns and he swings the sword again and he slices thru the rope holding the bag, he spins around and drops to a knee and he slices thru the bag

Ava Bundy: The funny thing is, me and Buck have a lot of things in common, he gets joy from peoples pain, as do I. But the great thing about us is that we both have killed, we both know the feeling that comes to you after that first kill. I would have to say one thing though, and that is.....I never got caught, and seeing as how all these cases have had someone else pinned for them not me.

There is a delivery man walking up behind Ava, he spins and he stops the sword right on the mans neck.

Ava Bundy: Sorry.....But you see I have learned patience, and skill over the years. Once again I am not going to promise to do things to people this week, but I know they will, and I will have to show them that....

Ava takes the sword and he throws it across the room, it hits into a barrel that busts open, it spill all around the ground, Ava lights a match and he tosses it to the ground, the fluid lights and I Believe once again is seen and Ava has a smile on his face as the camera fades out

AvaBundy
04-27-2004, 11:32 PM
The camera comes up on Ava Bundy who is in his locker room, he is hanging from the celling by his feet, his eyes are closed as the camera closes in on his face.

Ava Bundy: You know, it is said that sleeping like this adds years to your life. For me that could explain a lot. But you see, this time when I talk to you I'm not going to ramble on about certin.....achievements in my life if you will. I am just going to talk about my upcoming match. But as I said before I will say nothing nor promise anything that I won't do

Ava continues talking keeping his eyes closed.

Ava Bundy: You know I bet you are all wondering how I am keeping my skirt from flying in front of my face and showing you all what you would die for *chuckles* well simple saftey pins and tucking of the skirt. Well anyways, you see Buck Williams has barley made an apperance since I spoke of him....huh must of scared his sorry ass of. Well eiether way, I will tear him apart this week, and I will not back down from him. Once he looks into my eyes he will get scared and he will just lay down and let me pin him

Ava laughs, keeping his eyes closed he reaches into a pocket of his skirt and he pulls out a ligher, and a pack of cigerettes. He takes out the last cigerette, and he lights it.

Ava Bundy: Truthfully I hope I go on to face someone who everybody really wants, someone they want to see go places. Well the only person left like that is....Mykall Adams! Yeah I wanna face "The Ladies Man" to show him what a lady he really is, and I advise him to get some extra security around his place so that his "ladies" won't get hurt....

Ava relights the lighter and he tosses the lighter and "I Believe" flames onto the ground, as Ava continues to smoke his cig as the camera fades out.

Chazz
04-28-2004, 12:51 PM
The scene opens as we see Jeff Lamas sitting in a room with the Ladies Man, Mykal Adams. As usual, Mykal is flanked by two gorgeous women on his left and right sides. One lady is a red-head and the other is a brunette. Both ladies are young, probably in their mid-twenties. Both are dresses in very extravagent dresses. Mykal has a pare of Nike sunglasses on and is wearing a shirt that just came out in the UCW Shopzone store. The shirt has his face on the front and on the back has his catchphrase, "You Can Take That To The Bank.....Baby!" Lamas can't keep his eyes off the two beautiful women beside Mykal, and Mykal looks at Jeff and smiles.

Mykal: It's good to be The Ladies Man. Wouldn't you agree, Jeff?

Lamas: (Drooling) It sure is.

Mykal: Jeff? Hello, Jeff. Earth to Jeff.

Lamas: I'm sorry Ladies Man. (Composes himself) Well, Ladies Man, you had a successful ring debut against the biggest man in UCW, Biohazard. You have got to be thrilled with that victory.

Mykal: Jeff, let's cut through the small talk, shall we? See, this week I'm facing Sean Canuxx. Now, the guy won his match with some help from his brother, but that doesn't mean I'm taking him lightly. Sean, like I said before, you beat me man to man, and we are cool. Your brother gets involved, then all three of us has a problem. Well, the two of you will have a problem known as the Ladies Man.

Lamas: Well, Hellraiser has promised....

Mykal: I don't give two craps what that crackhead has promised. People promise things all the time, Jeff. You should know. The Ladies Man knows that women promise to sleep with you, only they find out your some sick weirdo with a foot fettish. Don't look at The Ladies Man like that! I'll slap the taste out of your mouth.

Jeff: But, that is not......

Mykal: You calling the Ladies Man a liar? Huh, Jeff, are ya?

Jeff: Welll......I.........Uh.......

Mykal: That's what The Ladies Man thought. Now, let me address the comments Ava Bundy towards me. Ava, what kind of sick freak are you? Hanging upside down to icrease your lifespan? Well, you keep making comments like you did towards the Ladies Man, and I will personally take away 20 to 30 years of your life. You think you intimidate me by burning stuff that says "I Believe"? Well, let the Ladies Man tell what he believes. I believe that you have totally lost your freakin mind. Nobody calls The Ladies Man out....ever! My own momma.....God rest her soul......never called me when it was time for dinner. She knew her son would come home, slap her ass, and tell her that The Ladies Man eats when he damn well feels like it. Ava, be careful what you wish for, because you may just get it.

Jeff: So, Ava Bundy does not scare you?

Mykal: Jeff, are you deaf? Do you need a beltone? Of course I'm not scared of this freak. Look, I told everybody when I made my debut at InDemand that I would be the very first Trans-Atlantic champion. I keep my promises Jeff. Canuxx, Williams and Bundy have talent. They would not be here if they didn't. But, The Ladies Man is unique. I'm a ring technician who knows how to win. Winners win, Jeff. Whether it is in the bedroom with the ladies, or in the ring with an opponent, The Ladies Man knows how to get the job done. And I do right!

Jeff: Well, that's about all the time we have. Thanks for your time Ladies Man.

Mykal: (Looks at the two ladies) I'm sure the pleasure was all yours, Jeff.

Camera fades to black.