Peoples King
04-22-2004, 09:08 PM
Recently I put an ad in a local paper offering advice to wayward souls. Low and behold the paper decided to take me on and give me my own Agony Uncle article. So the youth of Cork are after getting a King invasion. So now WrestlePower recieves a little Agony King as well.
Dear King,
My porblem is that my mates always ask me to go out with them but my parents say only if you're going round to their house and there are no boys there. No boys are around to my house either. Im not allowed out with boys on my own. It is so hard when most of my mates are boys and they ask me if I want to go up to the park with them after skool. My mum says 'No its too dark or too many boyz around' or just 'Nooooooooooooo!' Then I end up having an arguement with my mum and end up getting grounded. Why dont they just let me out?
Becca, 12
Dear Becca,
You have quite a conundrum to be sure. Your momma and poppa wont let you go out with the opposite sex. You feel that you are being held down while your friends are having the time of their lives. Infact I'd say you feel like a low down pathetic little runt who spends all day sitting at her bedroom window staring out the window at all the children playing hop scotch, tip the can and beat the hell out of the donkey. Am I right? Of course I am, why else would you write into me.
So we could go through the usual stuff about how you need to get your parents trust and how their rules are there because they love you but I have a feeling that there is something more to this story. Yes there is definately something deeper to this.
Becca I have a feeling deep down that you are a dirty skank who gives it out like candy. I do, I really do. I think your parents stumbled in on you sucking off Billy Bob the hunk and realised that there little girl was nothing but a little *****. Yeah, you arent let out to the park with all the "boys" because they know it will turn into a gang bang session behind the slide.
Now Becca you and me both know this is true. I will let you know how it is I came across this. I found out you were a dirty, bottom feeding, scat munching, skank by the way you spell school and boys. You are obviously a moron! School is not spelt S K O O L! It is spelt like so, SCHOOL!!!!!! Boys is not spelled B O Y Z. No, actually one spells it as follow, boys! For god sakes I wouldnt let you out either! Switching a Z with an S doesnt shorten the word you idiot! It does nothing but serves to make you look like a dumb ass.
So here is my advice to you. Pick up a damn dictionary and a bloody tape of Sesame Street! It could help you!
Thanks for writing,
Peoples King
If you wish to contact Peoples King then e-mail him at mustkilllouise@yahoo.co.uk
Dear King,
My porblem is that my mates always ask me to go out with them but my parents say only if you're going round to their house and there are no boys there. No boys are around to my house either. Im not allowed out with boys on my own. It is so hard when most of my mates are boys and they ask me if I want to go up to the park with them after skool. My mum says 'No its too dark or too many boyz around' or just 'Nooooooooooooo!' Then I end up having an arguement with my mum and end up getting grounded. Why dont they just let me out?
Becca, 12
Dear Becca,
You have quite a conundrum to be sure. Your momma and poppa wont let you go out with the opposite sex. You feel that you are being held down while your friends are having the time of their lives. Infact I'd say you feel like a low down pathetic little runt who spends all day sitting at her bedroom window staring out the window at all the children playing hop scotch, tip the can and beat the hell out of the donkey. Am I right? Of course I am, why else would you write into me.
So we could go through the usual stuff about how you need to get your parents trust and how their rules are there because they love you but I have a feeling that there is something more to this story. Yes there is definately something deeper to this.
Becca I have a feeling deep down that you are a dirty skank who gives it out like candy. I do, I really do. I think your parents stumbled in on you sucking off Billy Bob the hunk and realised that there little girl was nothing but a little *****. Yeah, you arent let out to the park with all the "boys" because they know it will turn into a gang bang session behind the slide.
Now Becca you and me both know this is true. I will let you know how it is I came across this. I found out you were a dirty, bottom feeding, scat munching, skank by the way you spell school and boys. You are obviously a moron! School is not spelt S K O O L! It is spelt like so, SCHOOL!!!!!! Boys is not spelled B O Y Z. No, actually one spells it as follow, boys! For god sakes I wouldnt let you out either! Switching a Z with an S doesnt shorten the word you idiot! It does nothing but serves to make you look like a dumb ass.
So here is my advice to you. Pick up a damn dictionary and a bloody tape of Sesame Street! It could help you!
Thanks for writing,
Peoples King
If you wish to contact Peoples King then e-mail him at mustkilllouise@yahoo.co.uk