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The Great One
12-09-2004, 07:15 PM
I just want to make a topic about driving. What was the most embarrasing thing you did while driving, or what was the time you got really pissed off while driving. Tell us of what things you did whether it is embarrasing, or what made you angry or what makes you feel driving is not what it was a few year ago until cameras took over the roads.

I think the most embarassing thing happened to me yesterday. And i didn't half feel like an idiot. I feel stupid by telling it, just goes to show that yesterday wasn't my day on driving on little mistakes i did. And one of them could of caused a crash. But anyway, here we go. Laugh all you want, because myself i find it funny.

Well i was on my way down to my local town, and there was a round about controlled by lots of lights. So i pulled up the lights we're red, sat there patiently listening to music, i was watching the wrong lights wasn't i, so when i was watching another exits lights i saw them change to green, know and behold i pull away, and realise that cars we're still coming round, and i was like oh **** when i realised my light was still red, so i am sitting just about 15 yards over my line, like an idiot. God knows what others behind me were thinking. :laughing: I felt like a right prat, and thank god no cops were around or red light cameras, try explaining that to them. So i was there today again, but i made sure i was paying attention to the right lights so the same escipade of yesterday didn't happen again.

The only things that annoy me about other things is, selfishness. You let them out when they want to be out, but when it comes to them letting you out it's no chance your getting out. I was sitting at a junction nothing coming on the left side, and i was wanting to turn right, signal on the right, and there was a set of lights on my left, and the light was red, so the cars were going nowhere, but not even one would let me out knowing they are not going yet, and theres nothing coming on the left side. Leaving me there shouting "come on man theres nothing coming you tight arsed gets" But there not going anywhere since the lights are red, they could have the decency to stop and let me go, so that would save me sitting there wondering whether i have to wait until someone is kind enough to let me go, and by the time that happens there will be cars coming on both sides. Nothing annoys me more.

So tell me about your stories, whether they are an embarrasment story, or whether it is something that annoyed you the most.

Peoples King
12-09-2004, 10:15 PM
Hahahaha! I'd have loved to have been sitting behind you when that happened.

*PK in his car, minding his own business when the car infront of him pulls away*

PK: What the ****!? What is that idiot doing!? Must be a ****ing woman driver, should never be left on the road. Now she's parked in the middle of the ****ing road. Jesus Christ! What is she doing?

The Great One
12-09-2004, 10:36 PM
LMFAO, as a matter of fact there was a women behind me, now that wasn't you was it peoples queen? :laughing:

Peoples King
12-09-2004, 10:43 PM
OOOOOOOOO! Tell me you didnt just say that!? Its onnnnnnnnn now!

The Great One
12-09-2004, 10:46 PM
Your age limit allows you to drive, unless it is different over Ireland. If you come to England, let me know where you are going, and i'll burn you off on the motorway and leave you for dead! :wink1:

Peoples King
12-09-2004, 10:48 PM
Yes our age limit is the same beotch. And I may take you up on your offer only I'll go a step further. Burn you on the road, after I beat you Im going to skull **** you to death and leave your carcass for the crows. Hows that for a slice of apple pie?

The Great One
12-09-2004, 10:59 PM
You may burn me off, but i get away scott free, and you got to deal with a £60 fine since i made sure i was next to a speed camera. :laughing:

Peoples King
12-09-2004, 11:02 PM
Damn......... well at least I had the pleasure of skull ****ing you to death.

The Great One
12-09-2004, 11:27 PM
May be fun, but getting banned altogether to get one over me isn't exactly fun, i'm allowed to drive, and your not. :wink1:

Sunshine
12-10-2004, 03:36 AM
whats embarrasing for me is that i got my permit shortly after i turned 17 when i couldve gotten it at 15. And i dont have a license right now...but i still drive around with no license-holder sometimes.

Taz
12-10-2004, 07:24 AM
i remember an embarrassing moment, when i was with a mate and we were going to the pub. i had pulled up at a red light and my mate noticed a few girls in the car next to us, well been the clown that he is he opened the door leaned over while hanging on to the handle dropped his shorts and flashed his ass at them. next second his fell out and landed on his ass in front of everyone. funny stuff, not to mention i was driving a company van so i was a bit of a fall.
well when it comes to anger im probably pissed off at least 5 times a day when i drive, too many morons on the road. i hate it when peoiple dont intercate, people who cut in and when pricks do 80 in a 100 zone in the fast lane. Especially when people park in the disabled space, i reckon ive been in at least 3 fights just from that.

legendaryken
12-10-2004, 03:33 PM
Actually, Great One, your mistake is forgivable as I've nearly done that myself in the past. The design of the lights system is at fault there, imo. People who stick to the middle lane of the Motorway doing 55 piss me off.