Rejection Lines

[The Pez]

We all get them. I'm just curious as to some of the greatest you've ever heard.

I've had many in my day, but mostly it was just the usual "I just want to be friends" type deal. However, there was this one time where the girl responded with "Thanks, but no thanks". At the time, obviously, I didn't find it humerous. However, as time went by....I kept hearing it everywhere!! Heck, I even saw it on Raw once!! Now me and my buddy laugh about it every time.

Oh, and then there's the old standby "It's not you, it's me". I've only gotten that once, but I was just joking around and not actually asking the girl out, so it was cool.

How's about the rest of ya?

[Duff]

One time after a girl turnrd me down (the cheek of her, who did she think she was) i started ranting about her being a ****ing lesbain, in the middle of a nightclub. Then all her friends stated screaming abuse at me. It was quite funny at the time, but looking back it was very immature.

The worst line i ever got was "why dont you just **** off"

[Harry Antlun]

Well it goes like this. I was 17 and I met a hot chick-a-roonie at the school ball. Anywho I was sweet talking the young tomatoe and then it turned out she was a he! All my friends were laughing at me. Obviously I didn't find this funny at the time, but 37 years on I'm LBO about it!

[Duff]

that's probably cos you're now married to him

[Dreamer]

that's probably cos you're now married to him

LMFAO HA! HA! HA!

[Epitaph]

that's probably cos you're now married to him

LMAO! Post of the ****IN Week. Yep Grandaddy that

[Superman33]

Man, I hear the same thing over and over.

"I would like to go out with you, but your **** is too big."

All the time.

[Epitaph]

Man, I hear the same thing over and over.

"I would like to go out with you, but your **** is too big."

All the time.

Dont You mean you hear this all the time?!

"I would like to go out with you, but your **** is too Small."

LMAO Nahhhh I allways seem to get the "Better As Friends" Or "Its Not You , Its Me" Crap I've been given in the Past , Why dont they just say "I Dont wanna go out with you" Etc

[Harry Antlun]

that's probably cos you're now married to him

Hold on grandaddy, that was uncalled for and down right nasty. That really hurt my feelings :crying:

[Peoples King]

Worst I got was a look of disgust and quick, vicous shake of the head....... That hurt.

I dont get too many, ladies man as you all know.... Mostly I just get in decision so then I say, **** IT and leave.

[iamthatdamgood123]

Hold on grandaddy, that was uncalled for and down right nasty. That really hurt my feelings :crying:

Oh, shut up Antlun, you never bring anything to the topic.

I never really try anything that much, because I am more of a shy person in real life, and plus, mostly the people in here that have replied are older and live in different countries so yeah.