Your Ideal Job-Funny Stuff!

[CLIT]

Go here:

jobpredictor.com

Put in your name.

My ideal job is shoplifter.

:chuckles:

[Dreamer]

It said my ideal job was to be a Panto Dame.... WTF is that?

[CLIT]

I think that's a drag queen that performs on stage.

That is funny Lukester!

:chuckles:

[CLIT]

I put in CLIT and got Kids TV Presenter. :confused:

This thing is nuts and addictive.

[Dreamer]

I think that's a drag queen that performs on stage.

That is funny Lukester!

:chuckles:

I put in my best friend's name for ****s and giggles and it said his ideal job was to be a prostitute.... oh that was hilarious :chuckles:

[CLIT]

Nice!

I put in my buddy's name and got "Who are you kidding? You work?" :chuckles:

[Dreamer]

My dad's ideal job is to be a bearded lady for the circus ewwwwww, has frighting nightmare for the next six months :eek:

[Gravedigger]

My real name got the result...Astrologer

Gravedigger = Brain Surgeon

I figured Gravedigger would have received a smart ass answer or something...like Undertaker or Pall Bearer.

Dark Blasphemy is a puppeteer

lol, one of my friends' ideal job is a nun.

One of my sisters' got the ideal job of Satan and the other one got.."As the local always in the pub whenever you walk in"

WTF did that last one mean??

[Lover Nuts]

I put my real name in and my ideal job is Dodgem Driver.

I put my friend's name in and it said he's a Cowboy (pretty funny considering I made him a stupid cowboy version of him on SYM).

I put my WP name in and I'm Alien investigator!

I put my WI name in and I'm Playing for Rangers

[The True Game]

Some random ones I did.

Sadam Hussein, Your ideal job is a Clown.
George W. Bush, Your ideal job is a Spinster with cats.
Bill Clinton, Your ideal job is a Big Game Hunter.
John Wayne, Your ideal job is a Sandwich Board Advertising.
Insane Clown Posse, Your ideal job is a Dentist.
The Real Game, Your ideal job is a Heavyweight Boxer.
The True Game, Your ideal job is a Superhero.
Steve Austin, Your ideal job is a Ping pong ball inspector.
and the finale; Sonic, Your ideal job is a Animal Therapist.

Very interesting, so I'm a Superhero boxing Champion. Sweet!

[Duff]

Not only is this funny, its also immensely accurate.

Apparently Duff is a cowboy
Duff9511 is the local, always in the pub when you walk in,
Gavin Duffy's ideal job is in a land far, far away.
My brother is an alien investigator (always knew he was a bit weird)
My Dad is a heavyweight boxer (well, he kicked the **** out of me often enough)
Gerry Adams' and Ian Paisley's ideal jobs are the ones they have now.

[Peoples King]

Scumbags? Just playin.... or am I?

Conor Dineen (ME)= Porn Star!
Peoples King= Cowboy (Me and you Duff, we are gonna be partners)
Adolf Hitler= Job he has now i.e. dead
My Brother= LMFAO Dog Walker
My Friend= Nursery Teacher
My Dad= Sandwhich Board Advitiser
My Mum= Alien Investigator
Mac Daddy= Lhanbryde Community Worker
NotsogreatKen= MSP
Bertie Ahern= Playing for Aberdeen

Oh the fun must continue.

[Drunkacho]

Using my real name my ideal job is a Nun...

Using my screename my ideal job is teaching pensioners to drive...


Wierd.

[Duff]

Goldberg=Anythingwhere you can kiss ass
The Rock= Sewage Worker
SCSA=Ping pong ball inspector
Spike Dudley=Complete and utter nutter
Sable=Spinster with cats



and my very own personal favourite
FunkMaster Flash=

















Monkey impersonator. OH how true, how eerily true

[Peoples King]

Chris Jericho's ideal job is a Movie star. Hmmmmmm didnt think that would happen.

Ortons is the best:
Randy Orton, Your ideal job is a Mad Scientist
Damn that one is sweet

Nope Kane beats him:
Kane, Your ideal job is a Supermodel
Now that was a shocker

Shawn Michaels= Puppatier (That about sounds right)
Heartbreak Kid= Ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them
Eddie Gurrero= Astrologer
Rob Van Dam= Dodgem Driver

[Duff]

how the **** did you get to be a porn star. I thought gimmick porn ended in the 80s

[Peoples King]

Whatever you say Duff. 10 inch flopped, 16 inch rocked!

Okay my favourite of all time:
Triple H=





















Professional Tramp

[Duff]

still not as good as funk, imo

[Peoples King]

I got a better one:
Ric Flair's ideal job is............... SATAN!

[Peoples King]

Apologies for the double post but Im having too much fun:
Vince McMahon= Street Sweeper
Bret Hart= Dodgem Driver
Chris Beniot= Big Game Hunter (Seems bout right)
Booker T= Topless Model :chuckles:
Jenna Jameson= Big Game Hunter (Seems but right as well lol)
John Bradshaw Layfield= Alien Investigator
Kurt Angle= Alien Investigator
Stephanie McMahon= Game Show Contestant
Eric Bischoff= Dog Walker
Chazz= Litter Warden
Teddy Long= Dog Walker
Queen Elizabeth II= Anything except what she's doing now

[Duff]

Hulk Hogan=Professional Hippy
Kevin Nash= Office numpty
Scott Hall=Prostitute
Maco man Randy Savage=Soap actor
Ted dibiase= Hypnotist
Jerry lawler= Evil boss
John Cena= Headteacher
Jeff Hardy= Housekeeper
Stephanie McMaho= Quiz show contestant
Shane mcMahon=Pornstar

[Peoples King]

Cody Longpre= Clown
Superman33= Playing for Aberdeen
CLIT= Kids TV Presenter (Disturbing)
Ricky Steamboat= Chef
Peter Griffin= Clown
Stewie Griffin= Lhanbryde Community Worker
Homer Simpson= Chef
Trevor Lane= Cowboy



Cactus Jack=


































Here it comes


































President (Now thats the best!)

[Mr. Long]

Jesse Long-Dog walker (I don't even like dogs!)
"The American Icon" Jesse Long-Gigolo (Ya damn right)
the flying scotsman-Church Minister (Uh...no)
Kyle Hunt (The guy that wants to kill me)-Sandwich Board Advertising
CLIT-Kids TV Presenter
Trevor Lane-Cowboy
Randy Orton-Mad Scientist
Jeff Hardy-Housekeeper
Matt Hardy-Prostitute
Vince McMahon-Street Sweeper
Eric Bischoff-Dog walker
Vince Russo-Mermaid (YES!)
Trish Stratus-Suicide Bomber
Ric Flair-Satan
A.J. Styles-The job he has now (makes sense)
Scott D'Amore-Clown
Paul London-Supermodel
**** Cheney-The Speaking Clock
Paul Heyman-Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them
Mark Calloway (Taker)-Kids TV Presenter
The man the box in the corner of Jerry's Bait shop-Prostitute
Mike Tenay-Office numpty
John "Bradshaw" Layfield-Dentist
Spider-Man-Stand Up Comedian
John Cena-Rally Car Driver

[Y2J World Champ]

Michael Jackson-Rear End of Panto Cow
John Cena-Rally Car Driver
Goldust-Suicide Bomber

Goldust a suicide bomber, who ever thought that could ever happen?

[Gravedigger]

Stewie Griffin= Lhanbryde Community Worker
How ironic is it that Mac has the same ideal job and has had Stewie as his avatar before.

[Funk]

Monkey impersonater, holy crap that is so cool.

Fred Cook, Your ideal job is a Anything except what you're doing now.

[Cripplerlock]

Haven't tried one of those "put your name in and find your ideal ______" in a while.

Ok I put my WP name in and got nursery teacher. I think not.

Ok I put my real name in and got prostitute. Ok that's just wrong!

Ok one more time. I put in part of my name and got Top Gun Pilot. Yes, I rule!

[Madhatter1]

WP Name: I am a Insurance Frauder

Real Name: Spinster with cats

[Lover Nuts]

The Hurricane=Complete and utter nutter

The Real Nature Boy=Stand up comedian

The Hitman=Heavyweight Boxer

lol

[CLIT]

I told you guys this site was addictive.

Trish Stratus-Suicide Bomber is too funny! :chuckles:

[Mr. Long]

My WP/IOW name-Pirate