View Full Version : Simpsons Character to come out of the closet
Superman33
07-28-2004, 07:25 PM
According to my friend damgood, a Simpsons character will be coming out of the closet. There will be a wedding ceremony and everything. Who do you guys think it is?
The Pez
07-28-2004, 07:32 PM
I'm going with the obvious choice, Smithers......although that's probably wrong.
unpossibl1
07-28-2004, 07:38 PM
Yeah, gotta be Smithers....well, Smithers or Milhouse:)
Mr. Long
07-28-2004, 07:42 PM
I'm gonna say either Smithers or maybe Flanders. Before I read wedding ceremony, I thought maybe Milhouse (because remember his permanent record says he's gay).
The Pez
07-28-2004, 08:34 PM
What about Comic Book Guy?
Y2J World Champ
07-28-2004, 09:07 PM
Well Smithers kissed Mr. Burns when that angel skeloton was on top of the hill. And Millhouse, well in the school records the doctor there said that Bart was gay but he read the wrong file and he read the file from Millhouse. I don't think Flanders will be the one because he's very religious and he's in love with that girl who sings for a religious band. I'm going on a limb and say it is either Rod or Todd Flanders or both.
iamthatdamgood123
07-28-2004, 09:19 PM
Well Smithers kissed Mr. Burns when that angel skeloton was on top of the hill. And Millhouse, well in the school records the doctor there said that Bart was gay but he read the wrong file and he read the file from Millhouse. I don't think Flanders will be the one because he's very religious and he's in love with that girl who sings for a religious band. I'm going on a limb and say it is either Rod or Todd Flanders or both.
It's got to be someone over 18, use some damn common sense. I say it's probably not Smithers, and I can eliminate 99 percent of the characters. I say it's either Patty or Selma, but that's just my guess.
Y2J World Champ
07-28-2004, 09:22 PM
It's got to be someone over 18, use some damn common sense. I say it's probably not Smithers, and I can eliminate 99 percent of the characters. I say it's either Patty or Selma, but that's just my guess.
Well who else? Patty and Selma are always chasing guys. If I had to really choose I'll go with Moe, seeing how he cannot never get a girl, I think he might decide to go after guys instead. So Moe is a possibility for me.
iamthatdamgood123
07-28-2004, 09:56 PM
Well who else? Patty and Selma are always chasing guys. If I had to really choose I'll go with Moe, seeing how he cannot never get a girl, I think he might decide to go after guys instead. So Moe is a possibility for me.
Moe got a few girls, and plus, Selma is always saying she's tired of men, so you never know.
Y2J World Champ
07-28-2004, 10:22 PM
Well thats true. So Selma is another person but when will this episode air on tv?
Mac Daddy
07-28-2004, 10:26 PM
My guess is it'll be someone not so obvious. So I would rule Smithers out.
But on a sidenote, when are they going to ditch Quimbly (a satiric JFK-Clinton character) as mayor for the Terminator turned politician, McBayne? I'm been waiting for this ever since the Cali Recall.
Y2J World Champ
07-28-2004, 10:29 PM
They will never do that. They might talk about the election but they won't actually do it.
Mac Daddy
07-28-2004, 10:33 PM
They will never do that. They might talk about the election but they won't actually do it.
And what makes you so sure?
Y2J World Champ
07-28-2004, 10:36 PM
Because every character in the Simpsons show always has the same role. For example, Moe was the bartender since the beginning, Homer worked for the power plant since the beginning of the show and so on and so on and so on.
Mac Daddy
07-28-2004, 10:44 PM
Because every character in the Simpsons show always has the same role. For example, Moe was the bartender since the beginning, Homer worked for the power plant since the beginning of the show and so on and so on and so on.
Well, as much as I want it to happen, you make a good point.
But, meh, there's still a chance. I mean, it's something so simple, I'm sure someone there has thought of it already. I think there's a good chance.
Y2J World Champ
07-28-2004, 10:46 PM
And if that did happen. What would Quimby do for a living?
Mac Daddy
07-28-2004, 10:49 PM
And if that did happen. What would Quimby do for a living?
Who cares?! It'd simply by a breath of fresh air to change something that's been established for 13 years now I think.
Superman33
07-28-2004, 11:13 PM
A new mayor might help things out a little bit.
Y2J World Champ
07-29-2004, 01:50 AM
Well Quimby doesn't really doesn't do anything special except for giving someone an award or just to open a new store. So how would a New Mayor help the show?
iamthatdamgood123
07-29-2004, 02:39 AM
Well Quimby doesn't really doesn't do anything special except for giving someone an award or just to open a new store. So how would a New Mayor help the show?
Someone could be the Adam West of Simpsons(the mayor in Family Guy). I would say Duff Man is gay. Now that would be a twist.
The Stig
07-29-2004, 03:06 AM
Nah, Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby and his ladies are just the right mixture for Springfield and its people :).
Y2J World Champ
07-29-2004, 03:08 AM
Nah, Mayor Diamond Joe Quimby and his ladies are just the right mixture for Springfield and its people .
Exactly and so there's nothing wrong with keeping him as mayor of springfield.
Mr. Long
07-29-2004, 03:42 AM
Maybe it's Skinner, or maybe Krusty.
Y2J World Champ
07-29-2004, 03:53 AM
Well Skinner is going out with Bart's teaches and Krusty is always hiring hookers for....well you know why.
Mr. Long
07-29-2004, 04:04 AM
It will probably end up being Lenny or Carl.
Y2J World Champ
07-29-2004, 04:06 AM
Them two are another top choice but still it can really be anybody. There's alot of characters in Springfield that might turn gay and so far we really can't decide on just one person.
Smithers is too obvious. Let him keep loving Mr. Burns secretly. That makes for some funny tv.
Marge's sisters are lame characters. It won't be them.
It will probably be Lenny or Carl or both.
It will be cool if it's Barney.
Gravedigger
07-29-2004, 01:46 PM
It's gotta be someone who's gonna be a shocker while at the same time be a person who it would make sense for them to be gay. Not one of those "oh well, he's always acted gay so it makes sense" people.
Of course. Like Krusty's rollerskating monkey.
Y2J World Champ
07-29-2004, 01:59 PM
Well what about Flanders. No one would believe he would be gay but why not him. Remember when he accidently killed his wife's plant. When the cops found the buried plant he screamed like a girl. Now he might have been married but since she have died and with this episode going around of a simpsons character going gay, Flanders could be the best character to do that because it would be a pick shocker if he was really gay.
Mac Daddy
07-29-2004, 03:10 PM
Exactly and so there's nothing wrong with keeping him as mayor of springfield.
You're taking this waaay too seriously. I doubt it would bother you at all if Quimby was taken off the show.
Y2J World Champ
07-29-2004, 03:47 PM
Your right it wouldn't bothered me, I just see no point in having a new mayor.
Superman33
07-29-2004, 04:20 PM
Homer will turn gay and divorce Marge.
Just watch.
Keep watching.
You just wait and see.
Mr. Long
07-29-2004, 04:23 PM
Probably not Supes, IMO, the show would be ruined if Homer turned gay.
Superman33
07-29-2004, 05:03 PM
I was joking, sir.
it'll be Smithers, you guy's are giving the Simpsons way too much credit. The writers aren't as creative as they used to be.
Did Krusty ever have a chick? I'm trying to think. :confused:
Gravedigger
07-29-2004, 05:51 PM
Well what about Flanders. No one would believe he would be gay but why not him. Remember when he accidently killed his wife's plant. When the cops found the buried plant he screamed like a girl. Now he might have been married but since she have died and with this episode going around of a simpsons character going gay, Flanders could be the best character to do that because it would be a pick shocker if he was really gay.
All those examples you give make it seem obvious it would be him. I always thought his character was a little fruity, even if he is religious. That means nothing since some people are pretenders.
CLIT -
I'm trying to think.
Don't hurt yourself... ;)
Y2J World Champ
07-29-2004, 06:03 PM
So does everyone agree that it is going to be Flanders who will come out of the closet?
Mr. Long
07-29-2004, 06:06 PM
I agree that it's Flanders.
Y2J World Champ
07-29-2004, 06:08 PM
But I wonder how is he going to reveal himself?
I just saw a commercial (here in L.A.) that on sunday at 8:00pm there will be a re-run of the simpsons so this new episode won't come out this sunday so when is this episode suppose to air?
iamthatdamgood123
07-29-2004, 07:32 PM
You do realize that Flanders slept with that actress last season right?
Mr. Long
07-29-2004, 07:38 PM
I could all be a rouse.
Y2J World Champ
07-29-2004, 08:11 PM
Yeah he slepped with that girl last season but that doesn't mean anything. He can still become gay. And besides he will be the biggest surprise. He's religious and all of a sudden BAM, he reveals his gay. Its almost the perfect character to turn gay.
Gravedigger
07-29-2004, 10:29 PM
Yeah he slepped with that girl last season but that doesn't mean anything. He can still become gay. And besides he will be the biggest surprise. He's religious and all of a sudden BAM, he reveals his gay. Its almost the perfect character to turn gay.
But like I said, it's too obvious of a person to make gay. It needs to be a shocker. That wouldn't surprise me at all. Then again since it's a cartoon show, I doubt it would be a shocker anyway, but you get the point.
BUT then again they do have all this religious people going against gay marriages so, it shouldn't be ruled out. I still don't want it to be Flanders because it wouldn't be a surprise. I don't know who it will be.
I just saw a commercial (here in L.A.) that on sunday at 8:00pm there will be a re-run of the simpsons so this new episode won't come out this sunday so when is this episode suppose to air?
Dude, the tv season runs from September-May. It's been like that forever. :confused:
legendaryken
07-30-2004, 04:26 PM
I'd bet on Moe. Sure, he's tried a few women in the past, but his heart wasn't really in it. Smithers is already out of the closet to everyone except Mr. Burns.
Y2J World Champ
07-30-2004, 05:19 PM
I'd bet on Moe. Sure, he's tried a few women in the past, but his heart wasn't really in it.
Thats what I said awhile ago but no one really agreed with Moe coming out of the closet.
Mr. Long
07-31-2004, 03:52 AM
It could really be anyone. Hell, it could be Dr. Nick, or Hans Moleman, or Apu's brother Sonjay, or anybody.
Y2J World Champ
07-31-2004, 04:31 AM
It can't just be anybody. It has to be someone who's popular with the audience (us), it would be stupid if Apu's brother turns out to be gay because they know that people would be pissed off because he barely even shows up on the show. So it has to be someone who we are very familiar with.
Mr. Long
07-31-2004, 04:52 AM
Maybe it's Willy, I don't think I've ever seen him with a girl. Besides, there nothing worse than a pissed off gay Scottish dude ::cough:: Scotsman ::cough::
Y2J World Champ
07-31-2004, 04:55 AM
I believe he will be staying straight and he has been with a girl, well not in real life but in his fantasy. Remember when he drank that green drink, he thought he saw a female and began making out with her even though it was a broom or something like that.
Superman33
07-31-2004, 05:28 AM
Bleeding Gums Murphy is gonna come back to life and announce that he's gay.
Y2J World Champ
07-31-2004, 05:30 AM
That wouldn't be funny.
But another person would be Mr. Burns. What a shocker if he was the person coming out of the closet.
It's going to be freaking Smithers.
I'd like it to be Millhouse's dad though, that guy cracks me up.
Gravedigger
07-31-2004, 08:03 PM
It's going to be freaking Smithers.
I'd like it to be Millhouse's dad though, that guy cracks me up.
Smithers. Yeah, I don't know why I didn't think of that. He's never really confessed to it or made it public. Every time he says or does something that could be taken as homosexual and someone questions it, he usually says "Oh nothing" or changes the subject.
Superman33
07-31-2004, 10:21 PM
Smithers is the obvious choice, which is why I don't think it will be him.
Y2J World Champ
07-31-2004, 10:33 PM
Exactly so I don't Smithers would be it because (in several episodes) he is shy about telling people his secret. So it has to be someone else.
Mr. Long
08-01-2004, 01:10 AM
I don't think I ever saw the one where Willy drank absanthe (I'm assuming that's what he drank because that's the only green halucinagenic drink I know of besides Sinful Citrus YJ Stinger).
Y2J World Champ
08-01-2004, 01:42 AM
It happened in the episode where Homer became a hippie and destroyed the production of those two old hippies.
R≥K≥O
11-29-2004, 12:03 AM
YJ Stinger... the way they advertised it made me want it, the way it tasted made my toilet want it... coming out of my mouth. Anyways, Flanders is my bet if anyone.
legendaryken
02-23-2005, 09:00 PM
Well, apparently it was Patty Bouvier. Not a big surprise. Anyone win the money (checks the rest of the thread) - nope.
unpossibl1
02-23-2005, 09:43 PM
Well, apparently it was Patty Bouvier. Not a big surprise. Anyone win the money (checks the rest of the thread) - nope.
I loved Homer's line where he sarcastically says something like "Oh, what a big surprise Marge, Patty's gay. Here comes another bombshell...I like beer!" :laughing:
Superman33
03-18-2005, 10:04 PM
I loved Homer's line where he sarcastically says something like "Oh, what a big surprise Marge, Patty's gay. Here comes another bombshell...I like beer!" :laughing:I've got that line saved on my computer.
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