Shazam

[Lover Nuts]

It's that time again, I'm bored so here we go.

Shanny man is here and he's back to spittin'
You'll **** ya self while ya trousers will be splittin'
Funky is playing with himself while he's ****tin'
And Hurri's in the park raping some kittens
They don't realise that this is Shan's time
Funky thinks Hurri's vagina tastes like lime
These suckas cn't keep up with my rhymes
Hurri thinks Funky's ass tastes like a bad can of Heinz...
Quicker than a ****in' slithering snail
Even if my ass is attached to a wooden board with nails
My Antlun annoyance never ever fails
Ask Funk or Hurri, cos' theire wee ****s are just so pale
My mad rhymes are drivin' Hurri round the bend
Docters don't know that with Funky's face ya just can't mend
So here's a little advice my friend
Think about what cha gonna throw at me before ya press send

SHAZAM!

[#1]

that was a nice diss man, just that you used Funky and Hurri alot.
but it was nice still

[Lover Nuts]

that was a nice diss man, just that you used Funky and Hurri alot.
but it was nice still

Thanks man but I don't think it was too good. I could do better but I haven't rapped in a while. I included Hurri and Spunky in the rap because I have no other beef with anyone else on these baords. :D

[CLIT]

Not bad Shanny.

[Lover Nuts]

Thanks Clit.

Incase anyone was wondering I did this rap because I thought that I hadn't done a good rap in a while. Also I coulden't reply to a certain thread where Hurri and Funk said crap about me. ;)

[Duff]

not too bad, now if only Hurricane had the balls to come play in here, we could have some real fun

[CLIT]

Oh I wait for that day.

I wait for that day.

What I would do.

[Lover Nuts]

not too bad, now if only Hurricane had the balls to come play in here, we could have some real fun

Thanks Duff. You have to remember though the day Hurri gets some balls will be the day the cows come home.

[The Hurricane]

Isn't it funny since I came back two raps have been about me?

[Lover Nuts]

Isn't it funny how you can't take a hint and leave.

Why don't you make up a rap about me.

[The Hurricane]

Well Shan I am not leaving so deal with it thanks.

[Lover Nuts]

Well Shan I am not leaving so deal with it thanks.

Yet it's funny how you avoid the rest of my post. I can't make you leave but IMO I think you should start a new leaf in a different forum. If I was that way then I would do that.

Besides this is getting off topic so I'm going to stop now.

[The Hurricane]

I am at a couple of new forums including WNW and WI but I still like IOW and WP so thats why I am not leaving and like you said this is getting off topic so I will also stop now.

[CLIT]

Hurricane, if you ain't rapping, you're spamming.

Post some **** again and I will warn your ass.

:winkok:

Shan is trying to start a rap battle, that is why I didn't give him the same heads up. Just in case you were wondering.

But Shan, stay on topic too please.

Thanks buddy. :D

[Lover Nuts]

But Shan, stay on topic too please.

Thanks buddy. :D

No problem at all. :winkok:

[Funk]

What... The... ****...



... while he's ****tin'
... raping some kittens
... my rhymes
... can of Heinz...
... so pale

You can't even make rhymes!

I am not a rapper, but if you want to have an argument no problem, its kinda biased that you want to call me out in something I don't do.

[Superman33]

Shan, Funk, and Hurricane, this is a rap forum, not a flame forum. Cutting raps on each other is fine, but if anyone flames one more time I'm handing out warnings.

[Lover Nuts]

EDIT: Sorry Supes. I didn't read your post above mine.