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Jacob Senn
08-23-2011, 01:37 AM
"Undermine their pompous authority, reject their moral standards, make anarchy and disorder your trademarks." - Sid Vicious


The Rise of Anarchy will Begin.

"Savior" by Skillet plays and Jacob walks out and lifts his arms high in the air. He hits the hands of some of the fans as he walks down the ramp. When he steps on the steel steps, Jacob points to the fans and gets in the ring. He goes to the turnbucke across from him and lifts his arms in the air again. He gets down and gets the microphone from the EWE ring announcer for the night. He has a grin on his face like a devious villian from a superhero comic. He begins to speak to the EWE fans in attendance for the night.


Jacob Senn:

My name is Jacob Senn, the Saviour of professional wrestling, but you already know that. My cause in EWE has finally revealed itself to you. In all the businesses I have been in, there are two things that never change: the fans and the management. They are one in the same. You the fans want more and more and more till we eventually have to retire from the injuries we have sustained from the pressure of making sure that we make you smile and make you feel that the right thing has happened. Where management come in is that they want us to bust our humps just so we can get a victory once a month. These millionaires and billionaires pour there money in this company and when we lose, it makes us look bad. Well, no more of management running my destiny because they don't. The only person who controls my destiny is me. Anarchy make it where I can fulfill my own destiny instead of waiting for management to give it to me. My destiny will be fulfilled which is to become the new EWE World Champion. People say that this attitude I bring of wanting a match against Sal Karver in a non-title match is cockiness. It is not cockiness, it is wanting to challenge myself and be able to prove to EWE why I call myself the best that professional wrestling has to offer. I mean what better way to prove that message than pinning the champion and giving him the Judgment of a lifetime? What better way is there to prove that Anarchy is the best faction here in EWE? Management will try and delay my rise as much as they want but Anarchy will rise to the occasion and make it where I can be the world champion.

He sees a sign about Chad Thorne getting screwed out of the match at EWE Awakening 32.


Jacob Senn:

Anarchy is all about bringing chaos to the EWE brand and let Anarchy decide their own fate and not the billionaires who just sit on their nice chairs and just watch as we risk our lives and our careers in that ring every single day. Anarchy is all about the X factor of this company. Anarchy brings the unexpected into the mix of the EWE ring. We show you what you think you would never see like last week. Not a single one of you fans thought that Lyara, Teatly, or even I would do what we did to Chad Thorne in our match last week. Why, you say? Because EWE needs chaos to survive and EWE's superstar need to decide their own fate instead of dancing like the monkey in the circus. EWE needs to be shaken to its core and it needs to have some real entertainment in it. Guys like "Icon in the Making" Michael Hayden or "The Native American Luchador" Eluno Esperanza are only going to be good for one thing: jobbers. But, I am fine with that because every brand of professional wrestling needs its jobbers. But, me and Anarchy, we are no team of jobbers. We are bringing a new era of destruction, a new era of chaos, a new era of Anarchy!

Jacob lifts his arms up for his signature taunt and continues talking to the fans.


Jacob Senn:

Anarchy is here to upset the control here. I mean the balance is not even here. There is a balance between peace and chaos and EWE doesn't have that balance. Anarchy is here to change that. Anarchy wants to bring balance back to EWE by bringing chaos into the mix here. Because we all know that in professional wrestling that chaos is whole lot more entertaining that peace. Which means that Anarchy will be more entertaining than any other faction, I may even say any other wrestler, that EWE has to offer for the fans here. Jesse Long called Lyara, Teatly, and me the "Interchangeable Triad" when he announced our opponents for that match. I am not "Interchangable", I am irreplacable. In Anarchy, no man can replace me. I bring that raw animal drive that you want in a wrestler here in EWE. You look at me or Anarchy the wrong way, I will make sure that you won't be able to get up for a long time. Those things are why I am in Anarchy, because I bring chaos with me as much as I can bring peace. Many people want to pick on the new guys here, but in Anarchy when you push us we push back.

Jacob makes another devious grin on his face seemingly making that final statment for his opponents, the rest of the EWE locker room, maybe even EWE management.


Jacob Senn:

Anarchy is all about giving us chances. Without Anarchy, we may have went to bing the new set of jobbers for EWE. We may of never been able to get the chances we want here in the EWE. But, with Anarchy, we are able to make ourselves get the spotlight here. We are able to make an impact like we did last week to Chad Thorne with Anarchy. We are going to prove that with a place with oppressive leaders like the management here in EWE is a lot worse than a place where Anarchy rules the domain of professional wrestling. Usually when Anarchy rises within a country, riots begin. Remember the 1992 Los Angeles riots after the Rodney King trial? Once the police were found innocent of their crimes that they obviously commited because they were videotaped doing this, people began to riot in the streets. Anarchy had risen and thrived in Los Angeles for six days. But, what happened after all of this? People came together and peace became even better than before. That is why Anarchy is here, so that once we are finished with our havoc, our destruction, our chaos to the authority figures around here, EWE will be a better place for it.

Jacob decides to sit down in the middle of the ring and talk while he is sitting.


Jacob Senn:

Some people do not possess the gifts that I have. Some people are at my level with these gifts. But here, at EWE, I don't see anyone that matches me in charisma, in-ring ability, my amazing mic skills, and more. You see this microphone in my hand is my own personal pipebomb. Used correctly, this microphone could change the landscape of any brand of professional wrestling, like EWE, anytime of the day. Because what I say I back up and that is why Anarchy will be able to spread its message of chaos and destruction the the authority here. I back up what I say and Anarchy knows that that is why I am there. We want to spread the message to each and every one of you in this arena today. If you want to be saved from the chaos and destruction from what will happen, I will know just by looking at you.

The fans in the ring boo Jacob after his final statement.


Jacob Senn:

No matter how much you deny it, Anarchy has come to EWE and it will spread like the infectious disease, like the black poison, like a cancer. It will spread until you have nothing left to do but admit that it is present here in the EWE. The landscape of EWE will be changed no matter how much you don't want it to happen. But most of you are ignorant people and can't see through your own arrogance to know it. You fans and Anarchy have something in common. We both are spreading their message like a cancer. But, the difference is our cancer is for the betterment of EWE and its superstars, while your cancer is the destruction of the careers. We save the careers of those who would not of had their chance in the spotlight, while you guys just throw them under the bus. don't say you don't do that either because then you would be lying also. It has been proven in professional wrestling history that you guys do this and not one of you are different than the other sitting right next to you. You buy those Sal Karver merchandise, drink those cups with Sal Karvers face on them, you see Sal Karver on PPV posters. Anarchy doesn't throw people under the bus, we help people. People who don't seek or desire what we offer to them get destroyed on their own. So, don't be like Chad Thorne, don't be like our future opponents. Don't be Anarchy's next victim!

He drops the microphone and lifts his arms high in the air and departs to the ramp of the stage and looks back at all the fans before he goes back to the backstage area and the scene begins to fade.


END OF RP

Mike Corral
08-23-2011, 06:41 AM
Respect, my friend, is something that is earned.

Michael Hayden stands against the EWE logo, a smile on his face.

You see, while you may think that the "Icon In The Making" is nothing more than a jobber, there are several people who will disagree. The Judge, James Moriarty Cassius, Dan Murph, Raelis Shy, The One, Scorch.... a virtual who's who of wrestlers who know for a FACT that Michael Hayden is more than enhancement talent. However, I see why you may think that. THe past two weeks haven't been my best, I admit. But to judge a man on two moments rather than his entire tenure is naive, and considering you're the only man on your team willing to stand up and speak, I wouldn't be wiritng a check my ass can't cash if I were you.

You see Jacob, there have been plenty of people like you who have stepped through an EWE curtain, much in the same way that there have been plenty of people who have stepped through a WPW curtain. I've seen 'em come, I've seen 'em go, I've been one of them on occasion, and the one thing they all held in common? They don't last. Oh they get a little notoriety, they get to look good for the fans for a bit, but they don't last. They pick a fight with the wrong guy, they get knocked on their ass, and they can't take it. They can't take the blow to their ego, they can't handle the fact that their bubble burst, and they are GONE. I left more times than anyone Jacob, and when I came to EWE, I was determined that I wouldn't be that egomaniacal bastard. I shed Mike Corral, I embraced a new man and an enlightened path, and I became Michael Hayden. And sicne then, in the year that I've been back, I've earned respect every time I stepped into the ring. I've taken on everyone, from Dust to Dan Murph to Blade LaVigne to The Judge. I've held gold, I've had it ripped from me, I've known victory and defeat. And to have you come in and try to sweep everything I've done under the rug, to label me as nothing more than a jobber..... it may very well be the most foolish thing you've done in your short time here.

You see me and you see failure. You see a man who has gotten chances to prove himself and failed. But where you see failure, where you see despondency, I see a man going through redemption. I didn't expect a simple name change to rid myself of Mike Corral forever, I knew that I was carrying baggage. But over the past year, I've atoned for past sins. I've shown what an Enlightened man can do. And if you can't see that Jacob, then it's my duty to open your eyes and make you see. Whether my proving myself in the ring or opening your eyes by force, you will notice me Jacob. You and the rest of your group will stand up and take notice of Michael Hayden. Because the past two weeks will NOT be repeated. I will not sit idly by and watch as more and more victories are snatched away from me because I allowed myself to be affected by my personal life. I've constantly sworn that it was my job to give the fans the best possible show, and I haven't done that. But when you and I stare across from one another inside that ring, when you see that I'm more than what you thought of me, Those fans will get a treat. They'll see me, in my own humble opinion, show you why I was once known as "The Man", why every match I had was a "Highlite", why I am an "Icon In The Making". And I know that you may not be impressed by former and current nicknames, they're more than that. They were declarations, they were a calling card, THEY WERE THE TRUTH! And in a few short days, you're going to learn that truth the hard way.

You say Anarchy is on the rise? I say the threat is worse than the actual event. And when the threat is stopped, there will be nothing to fear. ANd you are going to be stopped Jacob....

Hayden smiles.

Whether you like it or not.

voltage231
08-24-2011, 01:10 AM
The scene opens up with Beno sitting in a vacant locker room. He’s dressed in his usual street gear with the exception of an Anarchy t-shirt. He sits on a dark wooden bench with his legs stretched out and his arms to his side.


At Awakening, I will lead my troops into battle. For the first time in the history of an EWE ring, Anarchy will make their in ring debut as a cohesive unit. As you all witnessed last week, Lyara Jayde Storm, Jacob Senn and Captain Teatly took their first steps here in EWE. They proved to the world that they aren’t going to wait in line and become curtain jerkers. Together, they gave Chad Thorne one hell of a beat down. There was no bickering of who would gain the victory. Unity was the key. And unified they are. Under my supervision, I’ve transformed their meaningless careers as professional wrestlers into something. Yet this is only the beginning. In just a few short days, all of the talking stops and action begins. Allow me to explain for a moment or two.

Beno takes a deep slow breathe. He allows himself to exhale for a moment and looks calmly into the camera.

Last week, Jesse Long took it upon himself to talk down to my colleagues and myself. He spoke of the numbers game. How he didn’t like it nor would he tolerate it. So he decided to book an eight man tag before the show. In which the man or woman who is pinned or submits will be banned from Awakening until Redemption has passed. That’s quite a big decision for man who knows nothing about professional wrestling. A man who Kayne Risen carried to the Tag Team championships. You talk a big game Jesse but when it comes to performing, you either choke or you don’t even show up at all. What I’m getting at is, you’re nothing more than a fraud. You are nothing more than a mere shell of your former self. You may think that you run the show Jesse. But without guys like me and my Anarchy brethren, you would be sitting at home receiving checks from Social Security. It’s men like me who allow you to sit behind that chair and twiddle your thumbs. And to be perfectly honest, it makes me sick. I’m use to bullies Long. And that is exactly what you are. A bully in a monkey suit with his head up his ass. Do you honestly think that I’m going to allow you to book Anarchy in absurd matches? If it wasn’t for our goal and destiny, I would have ripped up my contract and shoved it down your throat..
These men that you have booked us against are nothing more than pawns. Do you honestly think that your group of mediocre athletes can overcome this newfound power and superiority? And believe me I use the term athletes very lightly. Let’s see who you’ve strung together. First off, we have Chad Thorne. Are you serious Jesse? Chad Thorne? The guy has shown as much passion for EWE like an overweight woman wants to lose weight. It is true that he cost me my tournament match against 2 a few weeks back. He has also fallen to Anarchy. For being such a large man, he has a miniscule heart for this sport. Which made him the perfect man to be made an example out of. He should have seen it coming. When all signs point to a storm, you don’t stand outside and wait. You take shelter before it hits. Thorne refused to see the signs that were in front of him. It takes more than a chiseled body to achieve your goal. It takes cunning, intellect and patience. The things that I now possess. You then go onto insult me and place some rookie in the match. I believe his name is Eluno Esperanza. Now I’m not too familiar with this guy. I’ve competed all over the world and not once have I seen nor heard his name. However, I’ve sat down with the rest of Anarchy and we’ve discussed this. Even if he may be new to the professional wrestling scene, he is not to be taken lightly. We may have an unlimited amount of talent at our disposal, but we aren’t over confident.

Michael Hayden. Now that’s a name that I haven’t heard in some time. Of course, I’ll be seeing him later on in the evening as well. That little face will remain for later though. Michael Hayden, do you recall a few months back when you had everything going right for you? When you held one half of the Tag Team championships? When you were given the biggest push of your career? No? Well I doubt anyone else does either. There was a time when you were main eventing with The Judge. When everyone in the back thought that you would become the next big thing. Yet you failed to prove that. Once you lost to Raelis Shy, your career took a turn for the worse. You’ve been off television for quite some time now. Perhaps you were training? Or maybe you were in rehab. Either way, it doesn’t really matter to me. In fact, I don’t think it matters to anyone at all. The fact is this Hayden. You will always be a second rate competitor. A mere after thought next to athletes like myself. But it isn’t entirely your fault. It may have been in your genes. Fore you see, when there is something wrong with the parents, their genes move onto the child and they take their traits. So I’m assuming that they were familiar to failure as well. What strikes me as odd though is the fact that you think you’ve earned respect around here. Tell me, what have you done lately that would even make one assume that you’re respected? On countless occasions, you’ve failed when the stakes were at the highest peak. Some could say the same about me of course. But unlike you, I’ve done something worthwhile in my career. You will witness first hand in just a few short days.

Beno pauses for a moment, looks around the deserted locker room and turns back to the camera.

The final man you chose to round off your pathetic little team is none other than my own flesh and blood, Blade LaVigne. Now, usually I’m against the idea of facing Blade in any sort of match. Fore you see, I made a promise when Blade followed in my foot steps in becoming a professional wrestler. I promised that I would protect him no matter what he got himself into. That promise remains to this day. Yet in the world of professional wrestling, blood doesn’t seem to matter at all. Take the Bennetts for example. The brothers have squared off against each other on numerous occasions. Hell look at Jeff and Matt Hardy. Look at Bubba Ray and D-von Dudley. Long doesn’t give a damn about family ties as long as he’s making money.

Blade, I may have promised to look after you. Sometimes, promises are meant to be broken. I can’t protect you this week Blade. It is necessary that Anarchy walk out victorious. Defeat is not an option. Evening if it means going through you. You may not have wanted this to happen, but considering the circumstances, I won’t hold anything back and nor shall the rest of Anarchy. Don’t be a fool and listen to Long Blade. And don’t be afraid either. We may be on opposite sides of the ring this week, but do your best not to be the legal man. For me all know that whoever is forced to submit or gets pinned will be banned from Awakening until Redemption is through. For that reason and that reason alone, Anarchy must win and survive this week. Being at full strength is the key to victory. Jesse you must surely realize this. Anarchy is one cohesive unit. You put four men together who have never teamed up. Unlike them, we have. I’ve known Jacob, Teatly and Lyara for some time now. I’ve had the privilege to face off and team with them in various other promotions. They know how to get the job done. And they know one another far more than any of you can comprehend.

They are what you couldn’t become Blade. Unlike you, they have the drive to become bigger than life superstars. All those years of teaming together and you failed me miserably each and every time. Worst of all, you disgraced our family name. Countless times you’ve cost us the tag team championships. Maybe that’s why I did what I did all those months back and took you out with that chair. Perhaps it was the pressure. Or maybe, I was giving you exactly what you deserve. Promising to look out for you may still apply, but I cannot allow you to stand in the way of Anarchy. Jacob Teatly and Lyara have allowed me to take their careers in my hands and mold them into the next world champions. And that is exactly what I plan to do. Jacob said it best when he said that the landscape will change. Change is within the air and it’s thick. Thicker than a Siberian snow storm. Though you may not like it, you must accept it. Anarchy is on the rise to super stardom. It’s only a matter of time before our intentions are made clear.

Jesse Long, you will witness first hand as your stars fall. This is just the beginning of a long strenuous road ahead.

Beno smirks as the camera goes black.

Lyara Jayde Storm
08-24-2011, 10:25 PM
Man never knows what he wants; he aspires to penetrate mysteries and as soon as he has, he wants to reestablish them. Ignorance irritates him and knowledge cloys. ~Amiel, Journal, 1884


It is only when we silent the blaring sounds of our daily existence that we can finally hear the whispers of truth that life reveals to us, as it stands knocking on the doorsteps of our hearts. ~K.T. Jong

No single event can awaken within us a stranger totally unknown to us. To live is to be slowly born. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, Flight to Arras, 1942, translated from French by Lewis Galantière

Life is a process of becoming, a combination of states we have to go through. Where people fail is that they wish to elect a state and remain in it. This is a kind of death. ~Anaïs Nin

There are... things which a man is afraid to tell even to himself, and every decent man has a number of such things stored away in his mind. ~Fyodor Dostoyevsky, "Notes from the Underground," 1864


Men go abroad to wonder at the heights of mountains, at the huge waves of the sea, at the long courses of the rivers, at the vast compass of the ocean, at the circular motions of the stars, and they pass by themselves without wondering. ~St. Augustine

A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her. ~David Brinkley

We have to learn to be our own best friends because we fall too easily into the trap of being our own worst enemies. ~Roderick Thorp, Rainbow Drive

People are like stained-glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is light from within. ~Elisabeth Kübler-Ross

Never dull your shine for somebody else. ~Tyra Banks, America's Next Top Model, "The Girl Who Is Afraid of Heights," original airdate 17 October 2007


The scene fades in as we see Lyara iin meditation after an eventful training session with Beno and her trainer Terry Peterson. The three talked and Lya was pleased with what the progress she has made. After a few more hours of talking, she agreed that she would continue to be under Beno's tutelage to learn how to channel her energy and become more focused in the ring. Lya's breathing became more centered as she cleared her mind with nothing in view but her upcoming match. She will be competing with the rest of Anarchy against Chad Thorne, Michael Hayden, Blade LaVigne and Eluno Esperanza in a four on four match with the one being eliminated being banned from EWE until after Redemption is over. She put on quite a valiant effort alongside Teatly and Senn in their fatal fourway match. The fact that she would get the chance to put these other four men's skills to the test brought a sinister smile on her face. Lya swore to herself that if she ever got the chance to meet in the ring with any man that she would show them how you are really supposed to move up the ladder and kick ass. That brings us to the present time and place as Lya puts into practice what her sensei taught her. She breathes in deeply and exhales slowly, centering her aura and letting go of all negativity. She keeps breathing deeply as images of her fateful meeting along with her other stable mates in Jesse Long's office from a few weeks ago flood her mind. That clearly egoistical man truly irked her last nerve.

"I know I am going off topic here but I have to get this off my chest. Jesse Long..I am not really too worried about you and your hissy fits claiming to be The Man. I along with Jacob and Teatly showed the locker room that we are no pushovers. Instead of recognizing the collective talent between us, you chose to make disparaging remarks in order to make yourself feel like you accomplished something. You can not blame me for the fact that you are nothing more than a paper authority figure. You claimed to want the best talent that the world of sports-entertainment had to offer. You got what you asked for in myself, Jacob Senn, Captain Teatly and Beno. Your boastful pride will soon prove to be your undoing. As a result you will be embarrassed beyond measure and the world will see what my stablemates and I already know. I can guarantee you that one day we will meet up again. Hopefully you will have a little more respect for me the next time we come face to face."

"Men, we made an memorable impression on the fans and locker room that will never be forgotten. We all did very well. Not many men and women I know can actually attempt to do what we did and put the whole of EWE on notice. We showed no fear because there is none in us. If only there were more men and women like us in this business, the good ole boys would have no choice but to take notice and realize that we are not to be underestimated. You know you can count on me to do my part to make sure we make this match one of the best and rid WWH of those archaic notions that women are only made to look pretty and play dumb. I respect you for having made it this far in a business that we four know all too well is clearly against us. I know that if we are ever forced to lock up in the ring again, that you will give it your all. You got my respect. Jacob, Beno and Teatly, you three are future legends in the making like myself. I know we have a shared connection when it comes to this business. I am honored that you are my stablemates. I look forward to working with you and hope that when this ends that we will continue to make an impact. As a fellow rookie here and competitor, I know what you have gone through and are going through. You have my support, men. Let's go out here and put on a match the likes have never been seen!"

The scene fades out as we see Lyara continue to meditate.

blade13
08-27-2011, 11:23 PM
The scene opens up and we see Blade LaVigne inside of backstage locker room area. Blade is dressed in blue jeans and a white EWE t-shirt. Blade’s beard is beginning to grow back as well. Blade is pacing back and fourth, looking at the ground. Blade notices the camera and makes is way onto the leather couch in the corner of the room. Blade sits down and lends back. He closes his eyes and takes a deep breath. Blade opens his eyes again and lends forward, letting his arms rest on his knees. Blade begins to speak.

“Everyone knows that I deserve to be wrestling in the final tournament match this week. I don’t know how I let Ranks beat me last week. It is a disappointment for me and my legacy. I am trying to show Jesse Long that I am capable of winning big matches and taking that next leap towards championship gold. Last week was a great opportunity for myself and I failed once again.

It’s bullshit, it really is. I hate losing and each time I lose I find myself in another dark match. This week, I will be competing in another stupid dark match. No one wants to read about the dark matches online two days after the freaking show. The people watching at home understand that my talent needs to be on television. People need to see what I can do each and every week. I can’t be doing this each week. I will never reach the top of the ladder when I always find myself falling back to the bottom. I truly hate this match up. Look at it, Anarchy, a group of nobodies are being lead by my uncle Beno. It’s a joke to him and to the LaVigne Dynasty. I think that group is holding him back in my opinion. He is too focused on that group. The only thing that he should have been focusing on was the three title shots he had. He blew two of them and now this week he will be pulling double duty and I hate to admit it but I don’t see a two hundred and ninety pound man being able to out stand two matches. Now, as I was told the stipulations for this eight man tag team, the man who is pinned will be off television until Redemption.

I can’t be that man because my career is finally getting on the right track and being off of the tv could and will hurt my progress. Last week I fought in probably one of the greatest matches of my career against Ranks. But I failed to win and that is why I find myself once again in a shitty dark match. This week is all about numbers. This week I have four opponents and three tag team partners who all are willing to do anything to make sure they are not the one pinned. Chad Throne showed nothing last week that indicated he is talented. Hayden can't be trusted. He isn't consistent. And then the rookie, Eluno Esz, fuck I can't remember but I read few articles online about him and what I read didn't seem too good. We will just have to wait and see. I can’t trust any of my partners and that could end up being a problem. I am going to be fighting for the win and I want my partners to know that if they try anything funny, I will personally knock you down. I don’t plan on forming any stable after all of this so don’t get your hopes up. I have one goal at this moment and that is to be victorious."

Blade pauses for a second before continuing.

"My career hasn’t reached it’s climax. For six years I’ve been trying to work my way up the ladder and the only thing that was on my mind was becoming a world champion. It is every wrestler’s dream to become and to hold that top prize. Now I have won championships before but none other them were what I wanted. Yes, winning the God of Live and Tag Team titles were nice and I enjoyed them but I never had the chance to win the big one. It sucks, it really sucks but I was young and I didn’t know much then. Now I know that if I want something, I can’t wait for it. The world title is not going to grow legs and walk to me. I must walk to it, I must reach for it, I must outwork everyone on the roster for it. I could but I will not sit here and give you hundreds of excuses on why I was never given a chance. The one and only reason why I couldn’t win the title was because I failed whenever an opportunity came my way. Each and every week I grow weaker because of that fact. I have had chances. The Brawl for It All for example was for the world title and I crumbled.

I fell apart and couldn’t overcome the odds. The time for a turn around is now. I may not have much longer to prove that I am championship worthy. I don’t know what the future has in stored for me. I could become injured. Who knows? The time is now and I will become world champion sooner or later. Once I work myself up to a title shot, that belt is coming home with me. That is a promise EWE! Write that down and remember this message. No more waiting around. EWE needs to witness my true talent.

This week I will fight Anarchy with everything I have and I will walk out victorious!"

The scene ends with Blade getting up off of the couch and heading towards the door. Blade opens the door and exits the room. The camera fades to black.




* I wanted this RP to be a bit longer but with my football game yesterday and not getting home until 2am...I didn't have time to finish it. I hope you liked it and good luck guys!

Captain Teatly
09-02-2011, 04:02 AM
Put Ur Balls On It by Death! Death! Die! hits the speakers as Captain Teatly walks onto the stage to a split reaction (cheering: mostly teenage guys, booing: mostly parents, confused:young children and poeople that don't know what a tea-bag is)
after soaking in the crowd Teatly continues down to the ring and tea-bags the top turnbuckle before entering the ring and begining to speak.

I am Captain Teatly and I am proud to say I am a member of Anarchy with the epicness of Beno, Lyara and Jacob plus my Teabaggary we're unbeatable so Chad,Eluno,Mikey and blade you better watch your backs because one of you will be banned from redemtion because it will not be one of us.

Now as much as love being a part of Anarchy I've said it once and i'll say it again Jacob youneed to earn a match against the champion title or not it's that fucking simple And speaking of my teamates Beno your a great leader and lyara it still stands bronco buster please? weather it's before during or after the match i don't care but please?

Alright let's get serious for a moment ... now that that's over I have a lesbian friend and I'll be honest with you guys i don't use my hands much with a girl so i asked her what's the best technique when using your hands and she well laughed her ass off... but than she relized i was serious and said to me you get on that clit and keep on it like your sending a message in moorse code so i asked hir if she thought i'd be a good idea to actually learn moorse code and she responded by saying the chances of finding a girl that a knows moorse code and b would relize your using moorse code while playing with her clit are lower than my girlfriend walking up to and asking you to fuck her in the ass and i said to her Fuck your dirtyer than i am noones dirtyer than you teatly.

And before anyone complains online you've heard me talk before you guys know I'm not going to stay on topic the whole time.

So in the end all i have to say is Eluno mike chad you can suck my balls, blade I wish you the best of luck fighting family and I'm still drunk!

Put Ur Balls on it hits once more as Teatly drops the mic and leave to backstage

Captain Teatly
09-02-2011, 04:04 AM
planed on doing more but got kinda bloked trying to come up with stuff