Brock Lesnar Officially Signs With The Minnesota Vikings

[Fu Cena]

I was'nt sure if i should of posted this on the Sports Zone forum or here but i think this is the right place

Source PWInsider

Former WWE superstar and champion Brock Lesnar has officially signed a contract with the Minnesota Vikinings. This has been his goal since leaving World Wrestling Entertainment. Lesnar's base salary for the Vikings will be $230,000.
The Vikings were the first team to enquire about Brock when he ditched his wrestling career after WrestleMania XX. At the time the Vikings made it clear hat they were not signing him as a publicity stunt.

Brock Lesnar's decision to play football was partly due to the travel and amount of time he spent away from home whilst wrestling for WWE.

So He Officially signed with the Vikings Your Toughts?

[Lover Nuts]

I think he's an ass lol. Seriously, no one will take him seriously as a ex-pro wrestler making it in an American Football team.

[Chazz]

Great! I bet Randy Moss will kick his ass! :D

[Y2J World Champ]

So Brock Lesnar will be playing with the Vikings? Well I can't wait to get his jersey. Even if he plays crappy I will still get his jersey and I bet the Vikings are happy because not only will they get this big guy but they are going to be able to see hundreds of Vikings jerseys. Well I can't wait till Brock gets his ass kicked in the NFL.

[Mr. Long]

I hope some big ass football player (I don't the correct terminology because I don't watch football) rips his ****ING head off 2 seconds into his first game. If the Vikings ever come to town to play the Jacksonville Jaguars, I will go to the game with a sign that says, "LESNAR IS A NO GOOD PIECE OF **** SELL OUT!" (I might need 2 poster boards for that one).

[Y2J World Champ]

Well I don't care what he does as long as he doesn't make to the all-star (unless he's real good which I doubt) but the one thing I hope happens if if Brock hits the F5 on somebody, the chances of that happening are extremely low but I'm just hoping it will happen.

[Mr. Long]

That would be hilarious! Like during a game Brock gets a little too worked up and gives some guy The F5, the Brock Lock, or tackles some guy then pins him.

Even though I hate Brock. I probably will still watch his 1st game (and root for the other team).

Personally, I hope he sucks more than a prostitute on payday, just so he will get fired, unsuccessfully tries to go back to the WWE, be out of a job, go on the TODAY Show, cry his eyes out in front of Katie Couric, and regret ever leaving the WWE.

[Chazz]

Chris Hovan will kick his ass! :chuckles:

[Mr. Long]

Who's Chris Hovan? If he is the guy that will decapitate Lesnar, he will be my new god.

[Chazz]

Hovan is the Vikings Pro-Bowl Defensive Tackle and he is one mean SOB on the football field. Trust me.........Borck doesn't want a piece of him. :D

[Mr. Long]

The Vikings say this isn't a publicity stunt, that is a load of BULL-****ING-****! The only reason Brock Lesnar was hired was because he is Brock Lesnar. It is a ploy to get ratings, but hey, it's ...working, I'm gonna watch, just to see Brock get ****ing decapitated.

[Superman33]

He may be signed, but that doesn't mean he'll play.

[Y2J World Champ]

He'll play. You know the fans would complain and whine about Brock not playing. If that doesn't work the owner will tell the coach to put him in the game because this is a perfect stunt for the Vikings to get famous. Just like the Lakers did in the NBA, the Vikings will do the same thing with Brock Lesnar by advertising him in every Vikings items.

[CLIT]

I can't wait for him to meet the Patriots and have his bitch ass handed to him.

[Y2J World Champ]

The Patriots are nothing on what the Raiders are going to do with this guy.

[Mr. Long]

I don't care who decapitates him, I just don't want him to limp away from this mess.

[Y2J World Champ]

Has he been interviewed since officially signing with the Vikings? Because I would like to hear on what he has to say about this.

[Chazz]

Ya know, the Vikings sure know how to pick em. I mean, Moss is a good receiver but he whines all the damn time. Now, Brock is there and that gives the Vikings two bitches that whine! :D

I hope Kleinsaucer of the Lion's runs his ass down. That boy is one mean mo-fo! :chuckles:

Where is the "Refrigerator" William Perry when you need him, :D

[Gravity]

Time for Green Bay to have some fun with Lesnar :chuckles: Boy I'm gonna love watching that one. Best part. Packers play the Vikings twice this seaon. Hahaha :winkok:

[Mac Daddy]

You guys are being such judgmental, whiny, sand infested ***** havin' pricks. I loved Brock Lesnar as a pro wrestler, but now that he wants to pursue his true passion, I wish him the best of luck. I hope Brock succeeds and finds true peace. As far as I'm concerned, you guys can take your biased, inconsiderate views of Lesnar and his playing pro ball, and, to quote Teresa Heinz Kerry (God, I love her) ... and shove it!

Thats my two cent :2up: - Brock Lesnar inspired

[CLIT]

I didn't like Brock as a wrestler, a person, his character, his push to the top, his whacked tattoos, his promos, his Goldberg rip-off, I never liked Goldberg either, his haircut, his title run, his face run, his heel run, his botched moves, his man-child face, or his possible career in the NFL.

I want to see the guy get his ass handed to him!

Then I'll laugh. Then I'll say welcome to the NFL you no talent, juice monkey. Then I'll laugh some more!

:chuckles:

[Mac Daddy]

I didn't like Brock as a wrestler, a person, his character, his push to the top, his whacked tattoos, his promos, his Goldberg rip-off, I never liked Goldberg either, his haircut, his title run, his face run, his heel run, his botched moves, his man-child face, or his possible career in the NFL.

I want to see the guy get his ass handed to him!

Then I'll laugh. Then I'll say welcome to the NFL you no talent, juice monkey. Then I'll laugh some more!

:chuckles:


You're a heartless bastard, CLIToris. Damn, I know that doesn't mean much since you take pride in it.


I still feel all of you were being a little -- no, a lot judgmental. Even if you didn't like Lesnar, you guys were being very judgmental. I mean, you don't know Brock Lesnar or what his experience was like. I certainly wouldn't want an uninspired and unmotivated Lesnar still wrestling, because then he'd be worse than you already think. So like I said, I wish him luck.

[CLIT]

I wish him lots and lots of getting tackled.

Especially by the Patriots.

Then throw his ass on a wagon and get him back to tossing hay and cows salads.

:D

[Chazz]

See, I don't begrudge Brock for doing something different at all. To be honest with you, I really want him to do well. But, I also know that the way he left the WWE has put a sour taste in many fans mouths. I make fun of him and all, but I also know that I want him to succeed. Because if he doesn't, then where do you think he will run to? Right back to Vince. And the fans would never let Brock hear the end of it. :chuckles:

[Mac Daddy]

Pffft. I'll go out on a limb and say ... Brock Lesnar will never return to the WWE. Never, ever, ever, never, never, ever, ever, never, never, ever, ever, never, never! And it's partly because he knows the fans wouldn't let him hear the end of it.