I Hit the Female Holy Trinity

[CLIT]

Alright, I never put much of my personal life out on the net and I don't plan on starting, but this is a story I gots to tell. Been holding it in all day.

So, I'm a good looking, funny, charismatic, charming, educated, muscular guy right. I make a great living, own a house, a car and all that. Came up in a bad neighborhood so I keeps it real and I'm a real people person. Back in the day when I was a thug playa, I got around. In college, I got around. Early 20s, I got around. See the pattern?

I done did it all. But I'm older now (26), wiser and looking for a wifey to settle down with, but sometimes, things just are thrown at me.

So here's the deal:

When I was 18, this woman who was 47 at the time, a friend of my mothers, known her my entire life, came on to me and we did the nasty. She was hot. Still is. She was married with kids. A hot daughter in fact. I was young and horny and at the time, it seemed like a once in a lifetime opportunity. It was quick, fun and messy. ;)

Four years later. Her daughter (33) who was married with kids worked at a bar. She was getting divorced. I was drunk and got coerced by my buddies. She and I did it in my Maxima. :chuckles:

Man, I was pumped! That is a rarity. Mother then daughter!!! :eek: Years later in college or whatever I did all that 2 chick stuff and everything else. I was all set. I did it all. Until last night...

....5 years later after the night at the bar....got out of work early yesterday. The DNC is in town and Boston is crazy. I'm on the train and I run into the daughter's daughter. She recognized me. I forgot all about her still thinking that the chick is like a permanent 6 year old. She comes up to me and is like "Hey how are you? I'm so and so's daughter! Remember me?" The girl is 19 now! And hotter than her mother and her grandmother!!!! Rockin' the big implants, tight low cropped jeans, rockin' the thong. I couldn't believe it. The girl was all over me. My stop was next. I refused her number. But I gave her my cell number. To hang out. She calls me like at 8:00, I'm just getting home from the gym. She's like can I come over????? :eek:

I said....yes.

BOOM! Mother-daughter-granddaughter!!! The trifecta is complete! :eek:

I might still do my thing with her. She wants some Summer fun and she knows where I stand. She just better not get psycho cause young chicks do that. And she better not tell her mother. Or her grandmother. Or my mother. Cause my Moms can still whip my ass.

Give it up for yo' boy old CLIT!!!!

:D

[12]

*Tips Hat*

You deserved that, the tipping of the hat, as that is an extremley good story and quite an acheivement.

[#1]

big pimpin, you hit all three of them lolz.In my hoodthey will call you a god.

[Lover Nuts]

Clit...you are the man! :winkok:

I might try and do that task and be the man!

[Y2J World Champ]

Clit, you have just done something that is extremely rare and I have to bow down to you for that. I tip my hat off to you for that.

[Mr. Long]

:bowdown:CLIT

[legendaryken]

No offence, Clit, but the whole family seems like the definition of the word 'easy', but still, a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

[Superman33]

*Bows down to the almighty CLIT*

[TheMainMan25]

Now that's what I'm talkin about! But if you think I'm bowin, forget it. The Main Man bows for no one, well maybe if you got all three of them in the bed together........ :D

[iamthatdamgood123]

Does their last name happen to be Robinson?

If anyone gets that joke, respond, and you get a dollar.

[Mr. Long]

Even though I did bow down to CLIT, I get the feeling we will all see him on Jerry Springer very soon.

[TheMainMan25]

Was that referring to "The Graduate" with Dustin Hoffman?

[MmmCake]

Damn, a BoSox fan I can say is cool.
You da man Clit, you da man.

Damn, that almost makes me wish I wasn't whipped and stayed with the same girl my whole life.

[Gravedigger]

It's official, Clit's the man.

[Weaf]

If it was anyone else here I'd say it was BS but for some strange reason I believe you Clit. I've never had the pleasure myself, it NEARLY happened once when I met two girls in Garlands (a club) but one of them bottled it so the other one ****ed off too. That's probably as close as I'll ever get so I tip my hat to you sir.

[Gravedigger]

If it was anyone else here I'd say it was BS
Yeah, well, I would have never thought about lying about something like that so I don't think we'd have to worry about anyone else coming up with something like that.

If I wanted to lie about something, that would have never crossed my mind to say something like what Clit said.

And to anyone who misunderstands me, I'm not saying I think he's lying, just that if someone WAS to lie, I'd never expect it to be something like this.

[Chazz]

"Chazz runs to his computer while the misses is cooking up supper."

Damn it Clit! I am so jealous of you.......you bastard! :D

"Chazz hears the misses calling for him and he shuts the computer off to tend to her." :D

[Y2J World Champ]

I wonder if anyone else has hit a "triple" before? Anywho, I hope you enjoy it because it will never happen again, I can bet you that.

[CLIT]

Come on, you guys know me. Like I said, a lot of you are my pals on here but we will never meet in real life so why lie to impress strangers? You're only supposed to lie to women with big tits and asses that taste like vanilla ice cream. (Damgood you should know where that's from) Know what I'm sayin'? ;) And you all know CLIT keeps it real.

And the fact that all of you believe me makes a fella feel good.

All 3 at once some say? Damn, now that would be wrong. Or would it? :chuckles:

MC, you're from the NY brother, I know you gots some stories. :winkok:

My only concern is handling the girl now. I mean it's all good even if it gets back to my family and friends but the grandmother (it's weird typing that) is still married and her mother is a bad cokehead in rehab now. She just told me that. I feel like I took advantage of her, but I didn't know until now. I might just blow her off. I don't know.

Oh well. Life goes on. And mines has been sweet so far.

Yeah baby!!!! :D

[Mr. Long]

I thought my situation was bad.


Well it is but, I guess your's is worse.

[Peoples King]

I hit the Triple before. I jumped the guardrail and gave Triple H a kick to the balls. Sorry about that, seemed....... appropiate. Hey this is a wrestling site!!

Damgood whats with the terrible movie joke? You make us movie people look pathetic. Shame on you!

Clit.......... I dont know how to say this but.......... Do you have crabs? I dunno but that family just screams crabs at me.

However I must say congradulation. You have set the bar for the rest of us. Now we must all go out and find a hot yet easy family.

Hey I wonder if Chazz is coming onto his mother-in-law?

[Gravedigger]

Clit.......... I dont know how to say this but.......... Do you have crabs? I dunno but that family just screams crabs at me.
Seeing as how you live across the Atlantic from them, I DOUBT they can scream that loud for you to hear them screaming the word crabs at you. Then again, they might be loud screamers...were they Clit?

[Mr. Long]

To think, this whole time I thought that CLIT wasn't real.

(If you didn't get that, I will come to your house, and hit you with the Twist of Fate)

[Peoples King]

Seeing as how you live across the Atlantic from them, I DOUBT they can scream that loud for you to hear them screaming the word crabs at you. Then again, they might be loud screamers...were they Clit?

Well my North Carolinian compadre, let me tell you something................ *Kicks GD in below the belt and high tails it back across the Atlantic. Once there he screams crabs and waits to see if Clit hears him.*

[Gravedigger]

Well my North Carolinian compadre, let me tell you something................ *Kicks GD in below the belt and high tails it back across the Atlantic. Once there he screams crabs and waits to see if Clit hears him.*
I would get back at you by saying I got your crabs right here...but that wouldn't be a good thing.

[Peoples King]

lol that may lead to some problems. I can see the headlines nows;

Super Mod Sex Scandal Rocks WP

[Gravedigger]

lol that may lead to some problems. I can see the headlines nows;

Super Mod Sex Scandal Rocks WP
Subtitle: Royalty is Buried

[iamthatdamgood123]

Damgood whats with the terrible movie joke? You make us movie people look pathetic. Shame on you!





I know, the source of my powers left me, I need new material.

Oh, and CLIT, you have a long life ahead of you, I say you have some fun and get laid.

[Funk]

Well in a way... The 2nd chick touched where her mom did, and same with the 3rd... yuk!

Clit, you are the clitmaster.

[Duff]

Clit, i'm impressed and extremely jealous. Congrats and keep sowing your wild seed all over Boston.

PS King, i reckon crabs is probale. Clit, you, my friend, are a slut

[The-Noodle]

OMFG, that was ****in hillarious. That story was so interesting to read (in a non-sexual way) and I couldn't stop laughing. Congratulations. I thought it was a bit sick that you got it on with a 43 year old but whatever ... Anyway, that was awesome, and I say very co-incidental. I wouldn't be surprised, if there were little CLITs running around the streets of Boston. Unless you displayed SAFE SEX.

SAFE SEX is the way to go ... any other way would be ... LUDACRIS :D

[The_Wolf]

wtg CLIT, i know a few mates who have done the mother/daughter thang but no way the mother/daughter?granddaughter thang..lol all i can say is YOU DA MAN!!
just man, i can imagine you one day seeing them all at the same time and been in the middle of this massive cat fight.

[CLIT]

I will remove the following from now on because it sounds creepy: grandmother; daughter, mother and granddaughter.

I told my best friend and my brother-in-law what I did. My buddy knows everything about me so he already knew about the MILF and Older MILF and he told me to keep doing my thing with the chick and never mention anything about the MILF and Older MILF to her. I already knew that.

My bro-in-law told me to bail ASAP.

I don't want to come off as a pimp or sleezeball here. I was just tooting my horn and I'm really tame compared to a lot of people I know. Hell, I got buddies that are married and still bang chicks.

I'm single and I was having fun. I guess I will keep doing that until I find the right one. I haven't yet, so it's still all good.

The chick wants to go out tonight. I can't date her. The age/maturity thing is a problem for me. I might order in and just have her come over. She is just so damn hot. And she is a pretty nice girl as well.

Just for the record, the chick is the hottest, the MILF was the best and the Older MILF was just crazy.

:)

Oh yeah, I always use protection. And for you youngins, you better too. And don't ever ever try to live up to or compete with somebody elses life. Be you and do your own thing. Sex is sex and love is love. You won't realize that until you're older even if you think you do now. Take your time and enjoy life.

[Mr. Long]

You just gotta fight the good fight CLIT.

[Duff]

And for you youngins, you better too. And don't ever ever try to live up to or compete with somebody elses life. Be you and do your own thing. Sex is sex and love is love. You won't realize that until you're older even if you think you do now. Take your time and enjoy life.

Thanks for that tip Clit, i'll bear that one in mind for when i grow up :p

[CLIT]

I'm glad I could be of some help, especially to you young 21 year-olds. :chuckles: ;)

[Duff]

what could a young 19 year old possibly see in an 85-yr old dude with wrinkly balls, who cant get a hard-on without swallowing a pill?

[CLIT]

She wants my money.

[MmmCake]

MC, you're from the NY brother, I know you gots some stories. :winkok:


Well, there was this one time, at band camp..... :winkok:

[Madhatter1]

Hey no band camp stories, I have to go there next month lol.

Clit, you have the stroke. I bow down to you as well.

[CLIT]

Just an update on this story.

Me and the girl are no longer "seeing" each other. If you want to call what we were doing seeing. The age thing started to bother us both. She's a good girl and hot and it's done. What a time it was.

So any of you single guys out there, there is a hot 5' 4", 19 year-old brunette with a tight body, 36 D breasts, Charisma Carpenter clone single and looking in Boston.

And if you marry her, her mother and grandmother is what she will look like when she gets old. So she will be looking good for a very long time.

And if you meet her, look at her ass and find the "CLIT was here" stamp. It can be found on her mother and grandmother as well.

:chuckles:

[Funk]

5'4? Thats just short enough for her not to get on her knees

[legendaryken]

Her clit was on her ass? Man, they can do anything with plastic surgery these days.

(Number 3 in a series of increasingly poor legendaryken gags. Collect the whole set!)

[Funk]

Buy the set for only 9.99$.

CLIT did she tell her parents?

[CLIT]

Uh...she did tell her mother we were "seeing" each other. That lead to some things.

:thinking: