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So Ocean's 11 was on cable this weekend and after seeing it for like the 20th time, I figured I would put together the WP version of the flick.
If you've seen the movie, who would you cast and in what role? Of course I'm Danny/George Clooney because I thought the whole thing up.
George Clooney-Danny Ocean (The charming good looking leader)-CLIT
Brad Pitt-Rusty Ryan (The cool smooth buddy)-Superman33
Matt Damon-Linus Caldwell (The young upstart with skill)-Gravedigger
Don Cheadle-Basher Tarr (The crazy explosives man)-MISFIT
Bernie Mac-Frank Catton (The funny un-PC guy)-People's King
Elliott Gould-Reuben Tishkoff (The money man)-Trevor
Casey Affleck-Virgil Malloy (Smart young twin)-Duff
Scott Caan-Turk Malloy (Crazy young twin)-Shanny
Eddie Jemison-Livingston Dell (The computer guy)-Sonic
Shaobo Qin-Yen (Small acrobatic dude)-Chazz
Carl Reiner-Saul Bloom (Old wise man)-legendaryken
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Chazz
07-26-2004, 04:40 PM
So Ocean's 11 was on cable this weekend and after seeing it for like the 20th time, I figured I would put together the WP version of the flick.
If you've seen the movie, who would you cast and in what role? Of course I'm Danny/George Clooney because I thought the whole thing up.
George Clooney-Danny Ocean (The charming good looking leader)-CLIT
Brad Pitt-Rusty Ryan (The cool smooth buddy)-Superman33
Matt Damon-Linus Caldwell (The young upstart with skill)-Gravedigger
Don Cheadle-Basher Tarr (The crazy explosives man)-MISFIT
Bernie Mac-Frank Catton (The funny un-PC guy)-People's King
Elliott Gould-Reuben Tishkoff (The money man)-Trevor
Casey Affleck-Virgil Malloy (Smart young twin)-Duff
Scott Caan-Turk Malloy (Crazy young twin)-Shanny
Eddie Jemison-Livingston Dell (The computer guy)-Sonic
Shaobo Qin-Yen (Small acrobatic dude)-Chazz
Carl Reiner-Saul Bloom (Old wise man)-legendaryken
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LMAO! So I am the tiny chinese guy? Damn......now I've got to lose about a hundred pounds to play the part! :D
I'm so right on with casting that role. I think it was the best one. :chuckles:
Chazz
07-26-2004, 04:47 PM
You're punishing me for being a Republican aren't you? :D
Chazz
07-26-2004, 05:04 PM
Well, if I told you I was switching to Kerry's side would you at least give me Baxter's role? Because I really wanna blow some **** up! :D
Lover Nuts
07-26-2004, 05:52 PM
Although I'm crazy in it, at least I look good looking. :winkok:
*Ego gets bigger*
iamthatdamgood123
07-26-2004, 06:39 PM
Although I'm crazy in it, at least I look good looking. :winkok:
*Ego gets bigger*
Yes, you also played a moron in Ready to Rumble :winkok:
Oh, and I play Andy Garcia in it, don't lie.
Lover Nuts
07-26-2004, 06:45 PM
Yes, you also played a moron in Ready to Rumble :winkok:
At least I'm starring in films instead of watching re-runs of Pulp Fiction every night. ;)
*Pitys Lil Tarentino*
Mr. Long
07-26-2004, 08:14 PM
So does that make me the security guard who gets his keycard stolen from him by a stripper?
iamthatdamgood123
07-26-2004, 09:23 PM
At least I'm starring in films instead of watching re-runs of Pulp Fiction every night. ;)
*Pitys Lil Tarentino*
Hey, I haven't seen Pulp Fiction in like Six months, so I win!
Lover Nuts
07-26-2004, 09:29 PM
Ok forget about my last post. Here's how it goes now.
At least I'm starring in films instead of watching Kill Bill 2 non stop every time I go to the theatres. ;)
*Pitys Lil Tarentino*
Superman33
07-26-2004, 10:10 PM
Damn right, I'm Brad Pitt.
Chazz
07-26-2004, 10:18 PM
Damn right, I'm Brad Pitt.
Well, at least you aint the ****in chinese guy! :D
Peoples King
07-26-2004, 11:15 PM
Im the un-PC guy! **** all of you! Hahahahaha, thanks Clit. All the same though it worries me that you describe George Clooney as handsome. *Rubs chin with interest*
Then I am Juilia Roberts... Without the blinding smile.
Going home from this traffic hellhole tomarrow!!! Thats right L.A. I win!
*Puts on fake Gucci glasses bought in Chinatown*
George Clooney is simply stunning.
Stunning!
Like me.
damgood, you can be the 12th person in the sequel, but I think it's Catherine Zeta-Jones. You have to be a chick. At least you're a hot chick.
**** this ****! I refuse to be Shanny's twin! Unless this movie is re-cast quickly then i am going to close every thread started by Clit until further notice. :winkok:
Duff, I have Tom Cruise on the phone and he will be playing your role in all future sequels. :winkok:
Lover Nuts
07-28-2004, 01:06 PM
Duff, I have Tom Cruise on the phone and he will be playing your role in all future sequels. :winkok:
That's good to hear. I won't have to be Duff's twin anymore. :winkok:
Tom Cruise is a short-arse wee faggot. He hasnt made a good movie in years. Oh and Shanando, shut up! :chuckles: :winkok:
thats four posts in a row have ended with :winkok:
Lover Nuts
07-28-2004, 01:21 PM
Oh and Shanando, shut up! :chuckles: :winkok:
Woah woah woah! You can't tell me to shut up! I'm a huge film star, just take a look at Ready 2 Rumble! Yeah that's what I thought! :chuckles:
Oh and to be a good sport. :winkok:
How about Colin Farrell?
Oh... :winkok:
Colin Farrell. Hmmm, He's Irish, charming and (i have it on good-authority) a sexy beast. Best give that one to PK. :winkok:
Dude, we're running out of choices.
Vince Vaughan may be available. But he's looking a little fat these days. :winkok:
Lover Nuts
07-28-2004, 01:30 PM
How about Sean Connery?
:winkok:
Gravedigger
07-28-2004, 01:31 PM
Hey, quit talking about all the movies you guys are in because...I'm Matt Damon, bitch! :chuckles:
Yeah, all you guys who are played by losers...pfft...OWNED!
Edited by Duff to add this -> :winkok:
Thou shalt end all posts in this thread with :winkok:
iamthatdamgood123
07-28-2004, 06:35 PM
George Clooney is simply stunning.
Stunning!
Like me.
damgood, you can be the 12th person in the sequel, but I think it's Catherine Zeta-Jones. You have to be a chick. At least you're a hot chick.
The 12th person is Julia Roberts, I believe Catherine Zita Jones is Andy Garcia's new girlfriend or something like that.
The Pez
07-28-2004, 06:39 PM
So, wait! I'm not ANYBODY?!?!?! Boo on you CLITster......boo on you!
It's alright, I don't need to be in your movie......I've got more acting experience than all of you combined :p
I'm pretty sure she's going to be Brad Pitt's girl. The synopsis I've been seeing is them on the run from Benedict while in Europe trying to pull off a heist and Rusty (Pitt) meets Jones' character.
Shua, you could be one of this big twin guys that don't talk and work for Terry Benedict. :D
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