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04-10-2011, 04:02 AM
The show opens with D. Hero sitting alone in the ring, with the lights completely out in the arena. The fans begin to boo loudly as D. Hero puts his mouth to the mic.
D. Hero: All D. Hero has ever wanted to do is do right by his father. All he ever wanted to be was the man his Father wanted him to be. But when D. Hero showed his Father the awards, the Championships, he got nothing more than a slight friendly nod. For all D. Hero has done for this business and for his Father, all he ever got was a fucking friendly nod.
It’s not that Carlos Gonzalez is a cold man, it’s not that he’s a bad man. No, his heart was simply in a different place and it beat for some else. My Father’s heart beat for Salvador Karver.
No matter what D. Hero did in his life, Karver was the Father’s focus. When D. Hero would win World Championships against the greatest competition this world has to offer, Salvador Karver would fail to the likes of Dan Murph. When D. Hero wanted to talk about coming to WPW, all his Father could think about was giving Salvador another shot at a worthless title that even he didn’t deserve.
Then on one eventful night, Salvador Karver decided that he deserved something better. Salvador left WPW for this hell called EWE. When he did that, it destroyed Carlos. After Carlos’s golden boy left him, so too did his sanity. That worthless, talentless, over hyped piece of garbage destroyed Carlos, and destroyed D. Hero’s family in the process. His ego destroyed a family, and there was nothing anyone could do about it. Well until we met Parker that is.
Before anyone jumps to conclusions, let D. Hero ensure you that he didn’t wish to destroy the Karver family, quite the opposite. When Salvador showed Parker to the World, D. Hero knew that he could succeed where his Father failed, D. Hero could show Salvador the light. So D. Hero shot some videos showing the world just how important family is, and how you should never mix the two. D. Hero tried to show Salvador that he didn’t need to destroy his family like he did D. Heros. Most importantly D. Hero showed that even if Salvador is worthless, talentless, and over hyped – He could still have a friend like D. Hero, he could still be better than he is.
So now since the D. Hero is out of the bag, it’s time to initiate phase two. Take Salvador Karver out of the ranks of The Scorches and The Blades, and put him in the category of a Hero, but him in the category of a Champion. Why?
Because that’s what friends are for.
EWE 27!
April 9th 2011
After opening graphics the show opens with a camera in the owners office.
Jeffery O'Donnell: I tell ya, I like that D. Hero more and more each day. Anyways, tonight I'm going to mix things up and give the fans more of what they want! So instead of The Judge and Phill Bennett going against Jokester and Jason Bennett coming first... it's going to be the Main Event. And since no one wants to see Blade in any match, let alone the Main Event... that match was filmed earlier and will be highlighted later in the show. However! replacing it will be two attraction matches one of which is starting right now! Enjoy the show!
We switch to the ring.
Scott: Wait we aren't ready for this match! Ted isn't even here yet!
Max: I'm feeling extra smart right now, so let's do this!!
Scott: Okay if you say so... Welcome to EWE 27 everybody... a show dedicated to tag team wrestling now has two single matches!
Max: Hell the first match is an easy one! The two new comers are already in the ring!
MAYNARD VS. 'FAKE' NICK COMO
Nick Como and Maynard Edwards are standing in the ring across from one another. The ref performs the standard part down, he starts with Como. He finds nothing. The referee goes over to Maynard. He pats down the wrist, elbow pads, the sides, and he reaches towards the boots. The ref discovers a small flask. The ref confronts Maynard who denies that the flask is his. Nick, looking to take advantage, charges in. Maynard pushes the ref out of harms way and hits Como with a Clothesline.
Scott: Maynard Edwards, the older brother of Elijah Edwards, has taken control of the match in the early going.
Max: I don't think that redneck even cares! Look at him! He's going back after the referee for the flask!
Scott: Never get in between a man and his alcohol, Max.
Maynard follows the referee around the ring, begging for the flask back. Nick Comotoro is back to his feet and approaches Maynard. Como taps Edwards on the shoulders, but the former Trailer Park Supervisor shoos him away. Nick, frustrated, forcefully turns him around. At which point he receives a series of haymakers from Maynard Edwards, who sends him reeling into the ropes. The Trailer Park Supervisors preforms a sloppy, drunken dropkick that sends Nick Como to the outside. Como hits the ground with authority as his head bounces off the ground. Edwards goes back to the ref politely asking for the flask back.
Max: Okay, seriously! Is Maynard's match with the referee or is it with Nick Como?
Scott: I believe it's with the man with the flask.
Once again, the ref denies Maynard's request to return the flask. This frustrates the Toronto native. Edwards grabs a hold of the ref's collar, bringing him nose to nose with the pissed off (allegedly) drunk Edwards. The two of them engage in a shouting match with one another. Meanwhile, on the outside, Nick Comotoro is slowly getting back to his feet. He stumbles around before he grabbing a hold of the apron for support. Como rolls back into the ring and nails Edwards with a forearm to the back of the head. Como unleashes a series of blows to the back of Maynard's neck.
Max: Finally! I think we're actually going to get a match now.
Scott: Nick Como is working on the neck of Maynard, let's see if this helps him get on the right track and take his first win back.
Como preforms a Gut Wrench Suplex and quickly goes for the cover, but he only gets a two count. Como, staying on the offensive, sits Maynard up. He rears back, hitting Edwards in the swell of the back with a kick. Nick Como also connects with a dropkick to the neck area of Maynard Edwards.
Scott: The distraction has allowed Como to achieve control of this match, and we may see Maynard handed his first loss.
Max: He's a loser! A bum! Just like his younger brother Elijah Edwards!
Scott: Oh c'mon, Max. Elijah Edwards is a fine athlete. Maynard can be too... um, I guess. Well, if he'd focus more on the match than he does the liquor... we maybe a threat in the EWE.
Nick Como proceeds to cover Maynard Edwards once again.
1...
2...
Maynard kicks out! Como heads to the corner, getting into a crouching position. Maynard, with his back to Nick, gets up clutching to his neck. He turns around and Como charges attempting to connect with a spear, but Maynard preforms a Drop Toe Hold and locks on an STF. Como screams at the top of his lungs. The ref, who quickly gets into position, ask if Como wants to give up, but Como does not respond as he's too busy screaming.
Scott: The STF is applied by Maynard Edwards! This could be it!
Max: Beginner's luck I say!
Maynard pulls back on an already torqued neck. The ref ask yet again. Como doesn't tap. The Tralier Park Supervisor releases the hold, getting to his feet with his hands on his hips in disbelief. He lightly kicks Nick in the ribs saying, "Give up, boy!"
Maynard lifts a wobbly Nick Como to his feet and proceeds to use his version of the Full Nelson known as "The Lock Up". Instantly, Nick taps. When he does, Maynard releases the hold and once again goes after the referee for the flask. The ref finally hands over the container of alcohol as Elijah Edwards comes sprinting down to the ring. He slides in and confronts his older brother. Maynard tries to plead his case. He even throws the flask back to the ref saying it's his.
Scott: Well, it looks like Elijah's attempts to get his older brother Maynard sober is all in vain.
Max: What are you talking about? It was the referee's all along.
Scott: Sure it was, Max. Sure it was.
The scene switches to a camera crew outside in the parking lot.
Ted: I'm telling you that I am TED PETERSON, I do the commentary for the show.
Security Guard: Sure you are, listen buddy we already got the two commentators on mic already, it's best if you leave. You already smell like booze.
Ted: That new guy Maynard spilled alcohol on me!
Security: Riiiigggghhhhtttt.... Maynard is it?
Commercial Break
We come back from commercial with Ranks with a microphone backstage somewhere.
Ranks: I wanna take this time to get something off of my chest.... I haven't been myself lately. I haven't been the Jerimiah Ranks you all knew me as this past summer.... Well, i want to put the entire locker room and the entire Wrestling Evolution Universe know that the Renaissance Man is back. Ya see that's what makes me a Renaissance Man to begin with, not only am I a jack of all trades within this squared-circle, I also have the ability of re-birth. I can take everything you all love and know about me and i can raise it to heights you've never seen me go..... and I'm going... to the Brawl.
The camera closes in on Callista who stands proudly by her man, the camera than returns to Jerimiah giving his trademark smirk.
Ranks: The Brawl for it All is the ultimate test of stamina and perseverance. Besting, the entire roster in a battle royal is a feat not many have the privilege to claim. I fully intend on adding the 2011 Brawl for it All Winner to my resume and punch in my ticket to FINALLY main-event Redemption. This is a huge opportunity and as history has shown itself, i live to cease opportunities..... Now onto more current matters...
Ranks faces changes to a look of complete seriousness.
Ranks: two weeks ago, we witnessed the implosion of a man. A man that was respected and was a truly honorable man in this company. You all know who I'm talking about. He goes by the name of Scorch.....
Boos are heard across the arena.
Ranks: Now Scorch i have no idea what got into you. Was it the hazing, was that it Scorch? Has the loss of WPW been that hard on you that it has drove you to the brink on insanity? Or are you and Reilly just on the same cycle and decided to PMS on everyone? Whatever the problem is Scorch it doesn't matter... all i know is I'm gonna fix it. Ya see Scorch, you tried to decimated me last week, but you made the mistake of not finishing the job. You underestimated how resilient The Renaissance Man is because you may have pinned me but I actually got up from those three igniters. Not only that but i got up and gave you the finger, provoking you for more. Scorch this is not about EWE vs. WPW anymore... its about being a man and as a man i don't lay down for anyone.
Ranks begins to pace.
Ranks: Ya see I'm from Harlem and when a man came to your block and started acting all badd and tough as if they actually ran shit around there, you had to check him. Last week you entered my ring, my territory, my home and you tried to punk me so now i have the honor of having to check you like any man would.
Ranks stops and pauses before looking directly into the camera intensely.
Ranks: Well, Jerimiah Ranks has never been a punk so you fucked with the wrong man. Now your on notice Scorch, and i will not rest until i get my pound of flesh.
And I want you at BFIA, for the first time ever..... in a SINGLES Sell Your Soul Match.
Ranks throws the mic down hard as Hero by Nas hits the P.A. He mouths "Let's Do This" to the camera before leaving the backstage area.
Scott: A One on One SYS match? Sounds insane.
Max: Two stubborn men, one cage, and someone being thrown out? Sounds like buy rates.
Scott: And where the hell is Ted?!
JMC vs. Cole
Scott: Next James Cassius will take on Cole Max.
Max: This should be exciting Scott. JMC is on fire as of late and I am sure Cole will be no problem for him.
Scott: I agree but anything can happen here in EWE. Even if this is just an dark match.
Out of nowhere off of the P.A system Hello Zepp hits and the arena lights begin to flicker on and off.
Chet: Introducing first, one half of the tag champions... The Prince of Cats, JMC!
The crowd gives JMC mix reactions as he slowly walks onto the stage, Shy at his side. JMC with Shy holding his arm cocks a grin and begins to walk down the ramp, making his way to the ring. JMC sits on the middle rope for Shy and she enters.
Scott: JMC is a gentalmen., take some notes Max.
Max: Oh very funny Scott! Shut your mouth so I can enjoy this match.
JMC poses on the top turnbuckle, while Raelis poses with both belts in front of the ropes. Shy leaves the ring and stands in JMC corner. The theme song ends and the crowd soon is quiet. Tried to Shoot by Brotha Lynch Hung begins to play and JMC gets into his ready to fight stance. The crowd waits for Cole. Cole slowly walks onto the stage. He looks left then right before pounding his fist against his chest twice.
Chet: Introducing his opponent, from New Orleans, Louisiana......COLE!
Cole makes his way down the ramp and he enters the ring. Cole smirks at JMC as his theme song ends. Cole taunts the crowd one more time and with loud cheers in the background, the ref calls for the bell.
DING DING
Scott: Here we go Max!
Max: This should be a good one.
The two men circle each other for a good ten seconds before anything. Cole stands his ground as JMC rushes at him with a clothesline. JMC connects with the move but Cole doesn't move an inch. JMC is surprised as Cole kicks him in the mid-section and connects with side walk slam. Hooking the leg, Cole tries an early pin but JMC kicks out right away.
Max: Cole wants to get this match over with as soon as possible.
Scott: Well JMC is not going down that easily.
Cole picks up Cassius and Irish whips him into the ropes. JMC hits the ropes hard and comes rushing back at Cole. JMC ducks a clothesline and hits a quick neckbreaker. The crowd cheers. JMC picks up Cole and tries to suplex the 290 pound man but isn't able to. Cole overpowers JMC and hits a suplex of his own. Cole sits up JMC and places him into a sleeper hold.
Scott: Cole looking to put JMC asleep here.
Max: Not going to be able to, just watch.
JMC is abled to get to a knee, Cole still connected with the sleeper. Cole squeezes harder but JMC throws an elbow right into Cole's stomach, Cole releases the hold. JMC runs at the ropes and hits Cole with a clothesline, still standing. Again JMC runs at the ropes and connects with a second clothesline. This time Cole drops and the crowd cheers for JMC. Cole rolls back up and walks right into a kick to the mid-secton and is dropped again by a DDT.
Scott: JMC is on fire!
Max: He has taken control and is not giving it back to Cole.
JMC rolls up onto his feet and gets ready to finish him. Slowly Cole gets to a knee and all the way up. Cole turns around and he walks right into JMC's The Soliloqui. JMC pins Cole.
1........
2........
THREE!!!!!!!!!
DING DING DING
Chet: The winner of the match, JMC!!!!!
Scott: Well folks, there you have it. JMC is your winner.
Max: Sorry Cole, thanks for coming!
Ted: AND I'M IN!!!!!'
Max: You smell like booze.
Commercial Break
Scott: It’s a packed programme tonight,grapple fans so let’s get straight on with the action.
Ted: Grapple fans? I haven’t heard that one since Kent Walton on World of Sport.
Scott: I bet you were Jackie Pallo’s biggest fan.
Ted: More of a Kendo Nagasaki mark, myself.
Max: I have no idea what you’re talking about. Some sorta English Gaylord convention? I’ve heard that you boys are heavily into that public school man-love type action.
Scott: First of all, Max. Neither Ted nor I are players of the pink oboe. Second of all, Jackie Pallo is one of the top 10 wrestling greats. Third of all, I didn’t go to public school. Basildon Grammar was as good as it got.
Ted: Really? I never made it out ofToddington Street Infants myself.
Max: Your underage sexual exploits are ofno concern to us, Ted. What’s the first match?
Scott: I’m glad you asked, Max. Tonight is,of course, Tag Team Turmoil night where every single match is a tag contest.
Max: Wait a minute. How can a singles match be a tag match? Does not compute.
Scott: No. Listen to the words, Max. Every single match……each and every one is a tag contest and first up is the newly formed team of Murph and Hayden versus Jerimiah Ranks and Zzyz.
Max prods Scott
Scott: Ow! What was that for?
Max: I thought you had fallen asleep.
Scott: No, you idiot, I said Zzyz…………Don’t you dare!
Max aborts a second prod.
Scott: Zzyz is one of our newest signings and this is just the stage for him to show his stuff. Can he be instrumental in the firing of Dan Murph because, let’s not forget – Murph has to win this match or else he’s out of EWE!
Ted: Seems a bit harsh teaming him with Hayden then.
Scott: I don’t think so – Michael Hayden won his tag match teaming with Jokester last week. He’s on a winning streak.Here’s Mina!
Mina: Tonight’s opening match is a tag team turmoil contest between, approaching the ring at a combined weight of 535lbs the team of Jerimiah Ranks and Zyzz.
The extremely ripped Zyzz and his more established team member Ranks come down the ramp, Ranks making contact with the fans but Zyzz ignoring everyone while flexing his biceps and admiring himself in the live feed on the big screen. He gets to the ring first, does a standing jump directly onto the ring apron and does his Zyzz pose in the centre of the ring. Ranks stands at the foot of the steps and dismisses the pretentions of his partner with a wave of both hands.
Mina: Their opponents, at a combined weight of 293lbs and 88kg - you do the math –Michael Hayden and Dan Muuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrph!
Hayden’s ‘Changes’ music plays as he makes his way to the ring alone. As Hayden nears the ring apron, he looks into the crowd then quickly hops onto the ring apron and leaps over the top rope. Hayden climbs the nearest turnbuckle, snapping into a crucifix. He then pulls off his shirt and ties it around his waist. He then jumps onto the other turnbuckle and does the same crucifix motion. Murph is nowhere to be seen.
Scott: Oh oh – is this Murph’s way of resigning from EWE?
Ding Ding
Before Hayden can ready himself, referee Todd Franklin calls for the bell and Zyzz rushes across with a missile dropkick which lands square in Hayden’s back.
Scott: Zyzz may not have much training but he’s a quick learner.
Hayden almost goes over the rope but Zyzz pulls him down into a Small Package and yells for Todd Franklin to count.
1………………2…………..Hayden wriggles free at the last second and he springs to his feet. Zyzz gives him a contemptuous look and tags in Jerimiah Ranks. Ranks offers a hand for Hayden to slap. Hayden looks wary at first then tentatively reaches forwards to touch fingers with Ranks.They then circle each other slowly before Ranks moves forwards with a head chancery. Hayden pushes himself free then arm drags Ranks to the ground but doesn’t follow up. Ranks gets back to his feet and they lock hands in the middle of the ring. There follows a brief trial of strength before Ranks is forced to his knees. Hayden then drops him with a knee to the chest and follows up with a leg drop to the back of his head. Hayden then inexplicably rolls out of the ring and goes to the announce table where he grabs a mic.
Hayden: In case any of you fans were concerned, the Man is OK!’
Max: Hayden, none of us was concerned.
Ted: Not even slightly worried.
Hayden rolls back in the ring. Zyzz appears disgusted with Ranks so has got in the ring, pulled Ranks over to the corner while Franklin’s back was turned watching Hayden outside, then, when Franklin turns back, tags himself in while Ranks is coming to. Hayden walks straight into a Spear. Zyzz follows up with a barrage of punches as Hayden lies on the mat then seems at a loss what to do next. He goes to the rope for momentum thenlands a weak elbow drop.
Max: …..and that’s about it for Zyzz. He might be a quick learner but he’s still in elementary school.
Hayden rises and stares down Zyzz. He moves in for a Wonderwhirl – tiltawhirling Zyzz into a back breaker then completing the move with a clothesline as he lies across Hayden’s knee. Zyzz flops to the mat. Hayden covers.
1…………….2………Zyzz lifts a shoulder in time.Hayden releases and goes to the second rope. He jumps and delivers a Ghetto Stomp on Zyzz’s immaculately sculpted chest. Zyzz writhes about as Hayden acknowledges the cheers of the crowd. Zyzz’s writhing takes him close enough to his corner where Jerimiah Ranks tags himself back in, the legitimacy acknowledged by Todd Franklin. Hayden turns back to the action but walks straight into a Clothesline. Hayden rises but is felled by a second clothesline. Ranks summons up all his strength, picks Hayden up then runs at a turnbuckle before Powerbombing him straight onto the post. Hayden crumples into a supine position flat on the mat. Ranks sees his opportunity and goes to the top turnbuckle at the opposite corner of the ring.
Scott: He’s not……….
Ted: He is. He’s going for the Majestic Press.
Ranks launches himself into the 450 Splash covering most of the distance of the ring but doesn’t see someone in a hoodie appear from over the fan railing, reach under the bottom rope and pull Hayden clear. Ranks hits bare mat with a huge shudder. The camera searches around for a second, adjusts focus and we see that the ‘fan’ is………..
Scott: It’s Dan Murph!!!!!! Where the hell has he been?
Max: Look at the expression on his face though. Murph is not all there.
Murph doesn’t look as though he is playing with the full deck. A savage snarl adorns his face and he strokes an EWE generic T-shirt. He mouths something.
Ted: Whaaaaaaaa???????? Did he just say‘Preciousssssssssss???’
Max: No, you idiot. He said ‘Payback’
Scott: Coulda been ‘perfect’
Hayden’s hand is within touching distance so Murph strips off the hoodie, puts on the EWE shirt and tags himself in,kicking Hayden to the outside. He lifts Ranks into position and hits a huge Sit Down Powerbomb. He lifts him again into Cyclone position (F5) Zyzz gets in the ring, aiming to bring Murph down with a chop block but Murph turns and gives Zyzz a hideous snarl. Zyzz looks down at his well chiseled body and decides not to risk it. He goes back behind the ropes. Murph lands the Cyclone and slaps on a Black Death (Cobra Clutch) Todd Franklin doesn’t wait for a tap or attempt to lift the unconscious Ranks’ hand. He calls for the bell.
Ding Ding
Mina: Your winners, by incapacitating their opponent, Michael Hayden and Daaaaaaaaaan Muuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Todd Franklin attempts to lift Murph’s hand but Murph wrenches his arm away then throws Ranks to the mat before he rises,rolls under the bottom rope and lurches his way back through the crowd to an emergency exit. The backstage staff barely find Murph’s music before he disappears. Michael Hayden gets in the ring, thoroughly confused by what has taken place and allows Franklin to lift his arm in victory.
Scott: Well, Dan Murph wins and keeps his weekly EWE paycheck rolling in for another week but he is clearly mentally deranged and I don’t even know if he’ll turn up next week.
Ted: Well, he still has some way to go before he wins the challenge set to him. I doubt if he’ll make it all the way to Redemption.
Max: I doubt if he’ll make it all the way to the beer stand. Did you smell him?
Scott: Yes, Murph has his problems and next up we’ve got four more men with problems………..
We cut to the backstage are where Beno is sitting alone in the locker-room. Suddenly a badly beaten up Blade Lavigne collapses as he enters the room.
Beno: Who the hell did this to you!
Blade:Ro...
Blade passes out before he can complete his sentence
Beno: That's all I needed to hear.
We switch back to the ring
Ted: Did you hear about the latest item up for sale at EWE shopaverse?
Max: A Blade LaVigne “Underestimate me” poster.
Ted: No.
Max: Michael Hayden themed table cloths?
Ted: No.
Max: A Nick Comoroto jack in the box that says “I’ve returned” and “I Quit!” on alternating weeks.
Ted: No.
Max: A pair of T-Dog’s old boxers?
Ted: …No. No Max.
Max: Look I’m not good at guessing okay?
Scott: You’re not talking about…
Ted: Of course I am, the ladies Royalty T, now available at that Hamma Fist place.
Scott: What lady would want to wear that?
Ted: Bad bitches Scott, bad bitches.
Suddenly the lights turn purple.
Max: Speaking of Royalty.
Scott: And of bad bitches…
Max: Shut it!
A massive 12:00 fills the screen and a red carpet suddenly rolls out across the entrance ramp. The crowd boo loudly as the carpet rolls it’s way all the way to the ring and the marching sound of Royalty’s music hits the speakers. Now half of the purple lights turn to gold though and the music is suddenly interrupted by a church bell and “Gorgeous” rings across the speakers as The Judge appears on the entrance ramp to an arena full of boos.
Scott: Well here is the man most in love with his own voice, one of many royal mouthpieces it seems as well.
Max: In the old days JMC did most of the talking but this new royalty is formed around all royals being equal.
Scott: Are you buying into that crap?
Max: You’re not? Get up to speed Scott, I’m a betting man, and my money’s on winners.
The Judge walks down the red carpet as the yellow spotlights focus on him and the purple lights all flicker in the crowd.
Scott: I don’t know how anyone can back The Judge these days, did you hear the guy this week? He called himself the mail man.
Ted: Why?
Scott: He said he was the only man guaranteed to deliver.
Max: Bwahaha I love it.
Scott: How could you love it? It’s so egotistical. It’s so arrogant. It’s so-
Max: True…
Ted: It’s hard to take one side or the other here, but Max has a point Scott. The Judge may have the biggest ego in the locker room, but he also tends to back it up.
The Judge is now standing in the center of the ring as his music dies down. When the music lowers the crowd’s boo’s can be heard loud and clear. He raises the mic to his lips but the boos get louder and he pauses and stares out at the fans until they quiet down a bit. The Judge speaks.
Judge: Damn right you’re gonna get quiet for me…
The boos go off the chart and the arena’s volume level hits 100. The Judge speaks over them yelling into the microphone.
Judge: Have it your way, but like it or not, you have no choice but to fuc____ listen!”
Ted: I see the censors have finally figured out they need to wake up when Judge is here.
Max: Yeah it’s too bad they’re so fucking late________ the bleeps.
Ted: Yeah like in the NBA when they bleep out everything and then the first thing you hear is SHI__________. Did they get me?
Max: Yeah they fuck_______ou dude.
Judge: If I have to come out here week after week to make sure you people are listening and waking up out of your little dream bubbles than that’s exactly what I’m going to do. If I have to get in front of all of you idiots in wherever the hell island in the Pacific we are and tell you week in and week out what’s wrong with all your sorry asses, that’s exactly what I’ll do, because unlike all the others, The Judge actually cares about you.
Scott: What a load of shit.
Max: Quiet Scott!
Judge: The Judge is tired of seeing you, quote on quote, STARS showing up week in and week out and doing the same ol’ lot of nothing. The lack of drive, the talent you all process but the way you let it slip away so carelessly… You all make The Judge sick. Don’t you people see, you’ve broken your king’s heart.
Scott: Now we’ve gotta hear about his broken heart again?
Max: Shut up Scott.
Judge: All I ever wanted to do was inspire you, to show you all how you can rise from nothing and become a sensation, I wanted to show you all that you have untapped talent just waiting to explode. But what happened? Excuse after excuse. I promised you I’d rise to the top, I promised you I’d win the brawl, I promised you I’d redefine what it was to be champion, and I kept up my end of the promise. I fought for you. I bled for you. I lead you when you needed a leader and I slew your greatest enemies when you needed a hero. The fact that you all sit out there and Judge me. ME! You think you’re qualified to judge The Judge! Go ahead and boo me because you people here aren’t even qualified to judge my outfit, let alone my actions.
The Judge straightens his purple tie under the grey pinstripe blazer as the crowd just loses it in booing him.
Judge: The Judge is so damn clean that I’ve got Zest calling me for commercial spots.
Scott: What happened to The Judge?! This isn’t the same man that lead us into When World’s Collide, my god I feel like he died in that car accident and this doppelganger rose from his ashes.
Ted: He did say he died inside, he was so heartbroken no one visited him.
Scott: Blah blah blah, How many hospital beds did The Judge visit?
Max: Hello, Sophie.
Judge: You think I need your approval? Do you think I need your love? Do you think I need your titles, your gold, and your fake promises to care? You know what kills all of you, the fact that The Judge has nothing left to prove. I beat the best and then when someone came along and said that that person wasn’t the best, they were, I beat them too. I beat your heroes, I beat your zeros, I beat your villains, and I beat all the men who used to think they couldn’t be beaten. I went from being the man you thought couldn’t hang in the big leagues, and I Jordan’d that ____ right up.
Scott: Ha they got him!
Max: SHHH!
Judge: I gave T-Dog the championship because it was the only way any of you would believe you had a shot to claim it, and still when we gave you your shot most of you just let it pass you right by. None of you are in The Judge’s league, because The One said it best at When World’s Collide. The Judge is simply in a class of his own, and there’s not one thing any one of you can do to change that…
Suddenly the speakers activate and and two little girls show up on the jumbo screen. They are wearing all black.
Girl 1: They finally killed him, and he's left all of his children alone.
Girl 2: He's dead, dead and gone.
Girl 1: I don't believe it....
The lights suddenly go completely go out. And a dark voice is heard around the arena.
And I heard as it were the noise of thunder
One of the four beasts saying come and see and I saw
And behold a white horse.
The lights come back on, and the two girls look excited.
Girl 1&2 : HE'S ALIVE!
Redemption
V
Once that logo flashes across the screen the crowd erupts, and The Judge looks spooked as we go to commercial.
Commercial Break
We come back from Commercial with Beno rushing into Jeffery O'Donnell's office.
Beno: I can't wait anymore, I want Shy in that ring next week. Royalty just can't destroy who ever they want!
Jeffery: Hate to say it, but you are right. Royalty thinks they can do whatever they want. However, if you think I'm wasting a PPV match like that... you are sadly mistaken. But I tell you what, you can get your shot at Royalty next week, but in the form of JMC. And to sweeten the pot, if you win... Blade will be allowed in your corner at the Brawl for it All, but if you lose.. JMC will be allowed in Raelis's corner.
By the way, Good Luck! Your match is next so hurry to the ring!
The scene switches to 2 in his locker-room
2: If EWE thinks they can fucking cenco------
We go back to the ring.
“My Time” by Fabulous hits the speakers and the crowd give a lot more reaction to Beno this week than they have in weeks past, many rising and cheering as he steps out onto the stage.
Chet: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from…
Chet’s mic cuts out momentarily.
Chet: ORIDA state champion, Beno!
Ted: We need some better equipment around here, what’s going on lately?
Scott: Canceled tour dates and modified arenas that’s what, but let’s talk about the real story of the moment, Beno.
Ted: Beno has been on a tear lately, ever since he became the final champion of Florida he’s had a mean streak.
Max: I don’t recognize EWE Beno, this doesn’t resemble WPW Beno.
Ted: Good thing WPW’s gone then eh?
Max: So we get more Beno?
Scott: Better Beno.
Max: Sounds like a frozen burrito brand.
Beno rolls under the bottom rope just as “New Skin” by Incubus hits the speakers.
Chet: And his partner, fr-
Chet’s microphone dies again but he’s completely unaware until it pops to life.
Chet: -RDS!!!!
Max: This sucks.
Scott: I agree, but unlike the rest of EWE I don’t think Edwards sucks.
Ted: Who said Edwards sucks?
Max: D-Hero said Edwards sucks, and then Edwards lost to D-Hero.
Scott: I think D-Hero sucks.
Max: D-Hero doesn’t care what you think.
Ted: Why are we talking about who sucks? No one sucks, but Edwards’ potential is all going to waste unless he can bring his consistency up as well.
Edwards slides under the bottom rope joining Beno.
Ted: Elijah Edwards is a young talent with a path to success practically paved for him, he could learn a lot from guys like his partner Beno tonight.
Max: Learn what? How to take five years to win a championship?
Scott: No, how to commit yourself and never give up.
Max: Someone needs to go tell Nick Comoroto the same thing.
Ted: Who?
"To A Friend" plays and the lights go out. A brief pyro erupts and Karver stands where it went off. He makes his way to the ring slowly, taking the time to talk to a few fans as Chet introduces him to a silent microphone. He slides into the ring and stands on the turnbuckle, but does not taunt, instead just soaking in the atmosphere.
Scott: Now Sal Karver recently has gone through hell, and speaking of D-Hero… Man… Can you believe it?
Ted: I knew it wasn’t Blade.
Scott: How?
Ted: Because it required planning.
Sal Karver waits but when his music goes down OBG’s doesn’t start up.
Scott: More technical difficulties?
Ted: I hope so for Sal’s sake…
The moments pass on and nothing happens.
Max: Uh oh… OBG has a history of doing this.
Ted: Yeah speaking of not giving up…
Sal Karver shakes his head as he looks at the entrance ramp just waiting for OBG to show up but the music doesn’t even hit. He looks back to Beno and Edwards and puts up his fists.
Ted: Sal Karver is not one to complain, and if he has to take on both of these men by himself than that’s exactly what he’s going to do.
Max: I don’t think he was exactly given the choice though.
Scott: Perhaps not, but he’s definitely got a mountain to climb over here as Beno has been on quite the roll, and Edwards himself hasn’t been too shoddy.
Max: Don’t tell D-Hero that.
Scott: How Edwards let D-Hero beat him is beyond me.
Max: D-Hero cannot be stopped.
Beno moves forward first and locks up with Sal in the middle of the ring as Edwards goes to the ring apron. Beno tosses Sal to the floor easily with a shove but Sal is back to his feet and sending rights to Beno’s gut. Beno blocked the first shot but wasn’t expecting the second and when Sal gets him prone he uses Beno’s weight against him throwing him down in a quick hip toss. Beno hits the mat with a thud and Sal tries to lock in an armbar but Beno powers out. Beno stands and Karver is all over him trying to suplex him from the back but Beno throws an elbow back and catches Karver in the face. Karver staggers back holding his nose and Beno floors him with a clothesline from behind. Karver falls to the mat face first and Beno tags in Double E Elijah Edwards.
Ted: Karver putting up a fight here, but how long can he last against two men?
Scott: I’m starting to wonder how long Karver can last against one man, and speaking of D-Hero, you must think Karver is out looking for vengeance.
Max: D-Hero’s days are marked by Sal Karver for sure, but the question is can Sal turn back into the man who was a threat to win the world championship?
Elijah Edwards picks up Sal Karver and Sal pushes Double E off of him and then nails him in the throat with a chop. Edwards gasps for air and Karver suplexes him hard.
Scott: It’s hard to say what Karver’s got left in the tank but I want to believe his best days are ahead of him.
Ted: I want to believe that too but the more time that passes the more my belief wanes.
Max: Sal Karver is the Obama of EWE, expectations might have been set a little high yes, but you know he could potentially be doing a much better job than he is.
Ted: Yes but Obama’s doing a subpar job because no one will work together with him, Sal Karver just hasn’t committed himself fully since the grand screw job involving Mr. Gonzalez.
Max: Old news and old company, Sal Karver needs to let the past go and focus on being something other than predator bait.
Edwards stands and Karver hits him with a kidney shot from behind. Edwards seems winded and looks as if he can barely stand as Karver quickly locks in a sleeper hold that looked secure until Beno charged the action and broke it up. Karver continues to work on Edwards once the ref forces Beno out of the ring and punches him in the mouth, then locks him in a fisherman’s suplex and holds the leg for the pin.
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Edwards quickly stands but Karver does as well and lifts him up for a back body drop. Edwards flips in the air though and actually lands on his feet behind Karver and then plants him into the mat with a hard reverse DDT! Karver is down and Double E tags in Beno.
Ted: Ouch! Karver is down.
Scott: And ultimately this numbers game is just going to prove the same lesson it always does, that more bodies mean more damage and less chance for mistake.
Ted: Yeah Karver’s screwed.
Karver throws a punch at Beno but Beno ducks it and pulls Karver’s arm irish whipping him into the corner. Karver hits the corner where Edwards is standing and gets an elbow to the back of his head for his effort, walks forward holding his head, and is creamed with a huge chop to the chest from Beno. Sal Karver falls to the ground and Beno quickly locks him into a camel clutch and drags him to the center of the ring.
Scott: Karver can only overcome so much and submission holds like this will wear down on him believe me.
Ted: That’s putting it mildly, Karver is like a fish out of water in there right now.
Max: Right, and Beno’s the Florida State fisherchamp.
Scott: Lame.
Ted: Totally lame.
Max: Fuck off.
Beno holds the camel clutch as Karver struggles. He looks like he’s any second from tapping out as he tries desperately to get to the corner but the only one there is Elijah Edwards waiting with a big grin. Edwards tags himself in on Beno’s shoulder and Beno looks up to Edwards in surprise. Edwards positions himself down lower on Karver and pulls his legs up as Beno keeps holding onto his camel clutch. “Let go!” Edwards yells as Beno looks over his shoulder in disbelief as Edwards locks in the Maple Leaf Clutch!
Scott: Beno had this thing wrapped up I think.
Max: Not anymore, because now the victory is going to Double E!
Ted: They’re on the same team morons, does no one understand team work anymore?
Sal Karver taps and Edwards raises his hand. The referee holds it up and then holds up Beno’s as well, as Beno looks on still looking a big miffed. He shrugs his shoulders and celebrates.
Ted: The wi-
Ted’s mic cuts again.
Max: Can we get this fixed before the next match please?
Scott: Hey a win’s a win and beggers can’t be choosers I suppose, the important detail tonight is Elijah Edwards and Beno are advancing in this tag team turmoil tournament.
Scorch is seen backstage wearing a special edition EWE shirt over his gear. New EWE backstage interviewer Gus Monterro stands beside him.
Gus: Scorch, earlier tonight former EWE Champion Jerimiah Ranks, challenged you to a one on one match at the Brawl For It All. So what's your answer?
Scorch: I tried for years to elevate Jeremiah's career and the careers of so many others like them. I sacrificed my own goals, my own needs, my own health, my own desires, for men like him. And I was paid back by having my reputation stripped away. I watched my loved ones be tortured and nobody did a damn thing to help. I had my home robbed away by apathy, selfishness, laziness. Worst of all, I watched as all those I fought so hard for decided to settle. They stopped reaching for greater heights and just called mediocrity excellence.
So my answer, Jeremiah, is no. You don't deserve the match. And I don't deserve it either. I have much bigger things to worry about, like finally being the last man standing in the ring at the end of the Brawl For It All. I've got an entire roster to worry about, I don't have time for petty squabbles. Besides you'd think Jeremiah would be happy, he's not the one that's had everything stolen from him.
Scott: I don't think Ranks is going to be too happy to hear this...
Ted: Nevermind that, the Main Event is next!
Commercial Break
We return to the show still with Gus Monterro
Gus: Gus Monterro here with a dark match update: Early tonight in the first match of the tag team tournament saw JT Saxton and 2 narrowly defeat Blade Lavigne and Killer Captain Steve in a hard fought match up, after the match Scorch came out and destroyed Steve. Why? I don't know, I just got employed. In other news, The Bees beat Jesse Long in a handicap match after D. Hero suffered a right index finger injury prior to the match up.
In other news, Jeffery O'Donnell has announced that the tag tournament will continue next week and every week up to Redemption where the winning team will take on the current tag team champions. That means we will have one tag team tournament match every Awakening until Redemption!
Also....
Suddenly T-Dog bumps into Gus and knocks him down, He grabs the mic.
T-Dog: The World Heavyweight Champion simply doesn't get any respect. First I'm held from the card, and second I wasn't even given promo time. This shit has to change, and it starts next week. So after threatening not to even attend BFIA, I've gotten the match I've wanted. Next week, T-Dog takes on Scorch in the main event, and the loser... well the loser will be the first man to enter the Brawl for it All. So once i beat Scorch, maybe some of you idiots will start to see who the best, and most deserving Champion is.
Now, back to Gus!
T-Dog throws the mic at Gus's face, and we quickly switch to the ring.
Jokester and Jason Bennett are already standing in the ring, waiting for their opponents The Judge and Phil Bennett.
To be Loved by Papa Roach hits and blue flame shoots down the ramp as blue smoke covers the top of the ramp and phil emerges through the smoke and walks down the ramp.
In the ring, Jokester starts to mock Phil by imitating a slow zombie walk and groaning loudly. Phil stops and looks at Jokester in fury and then charges the ring and tackles Jokester before he can react.
Max: Yeah Jokester, you're doing it wrong ... These days Zombies run and tackle you, as Phil just demonstrated.
Jason cooly just walks off and stands on his side of the apron as the referee calls for the bell even before Judge can make his way. Phill is now on top of Jokester, wildy throwing punches at his face and Jokester kicks Phil off him. Phil charges Jokester once more but Jokester trips him with a drop toe hold.
Gorgeous suddenly hits and the crowd start booing like crazy. Judge steps out of the curtain and starts walking down the ramp. He doesnt look like he's in too much of a hurry to go help Phil.
Scott: Guess he really meant it when he said he wasnt anyone's ''savior'' these days.
Jokester glances back to see how far the Judge is and seeing that the Judge is taking his time to walk to the ring.. Jokester goes on the attack. He drops an elbow to back of phil and then applies a ''cross-face'' .. But Phil manages to grab hold of the ropes. Jokester picks up Phil and hits him with a suplex. Jokester then goes and tags Jason, who slowly enters the ring. He waits until Phil picks himself back up and then runs at Phil and hits with a kick to the gut.
Ted: Now that's what I'm talking about. Looks like Jason is not going to hold back against Phill.
Max: Why would he, Phil has dissapointed Jason in the past few weeks with his outlook on things. Jason is now acting like the big brother he is.
Scott: Yeah, sometimes you need to give your kid brother a beating to some sense in the head.
Max: Dont you just love it when family fueds end up on national television.
Jason starts kicking away at Phil. Judge has made his way ringside now and he slides into the ring. Jokester starts jumping up and down telling Jason that Judge is behind him ... But Jason thinks that Jokester is just messing around with him and keeps attacking Phil. Jason is then brought down to the mat with club to the back of his head as Jokester facepalms himself.
The referee tells Judge to get out of the ring and he goes and stands on his side of the apron. Phil has gotten up and then catches Jason with a spear. He picks up Jason and then irish whips Jason to the ropes. Jokester hits Jasons back with a sneaky tag on the rebound to the ropes ... Phil hits a spinebuster on Jason and then goes for the pin.
The referee refuses to count as Phil starts to get angry at the referee. Phil then gets in the referee's face and starts demaning why he refuses to count, but before the referee can explain .. someone taps Phil on the shoulder and he turns back to see Jokester smirking at him ... out of nowhere Jokester Sticks two fingers up Phil's nostrils and uses this to throw him over the top rope
Max: Looks like Phil was just 'Rejected by the Electorate'.
Jokester then climbs the top turnbuckle and goes to hit Phil with a flying elbow to the outside, but Phil moves as away as Jokester crashes down as the crowd say ouch in unision. Jokester rolls on the ground holding his arm in pain.
Ted: This could be a tide changer
Phil puts Jokester back in the ring and then goes for the pin, but only gets a two count as Jokester looks like he's struggling. Phil tags in Judge and Judge comes in and backs in Jokester to the turnbuckle and then starts brawling with Jokester. Punches, kicks, elbows are all thrown in Jokesters way. Judge hits Jokester with a snapmare and then puts a boot on Jokester's back and then pulls on his arms giving them a painful strech as Jokester's face contorts in agony.
Few minutes go by and as things start to look bad ... Jokester performs an acrobatic stunt by heaving his lower body upwards and then hits Judge on the face with the front of his boot, releasing Jokester from the submission.
Jokester uses this time to go and tag in Jason who comes and takes down Judge with a clothesline.
Jason picks up Judge and then hits a powerbomb on him .... Picks him again...another powerbomb .... he goes for the third time but as he brings Judge on his shoulders, The Judge suddenly slips out to fall to land on one knee, while in the process grabbing and harshly pulling down Jason's head in an X-Factor type move, and drives Jason's face hard into his knee
Max: A False Sin!
Judge and Jason are both laid out on the mat out cold as Phil and Jokester both start to rile up the crowd for support. After 20 seconds, Judge is first to wake and then pins Jason ... Jokester enters the ring to try and break it up, but so has Phil and Phil and being the quicker of the two .. He hits Jokester with a running missile drop kick
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Chet: Nd your winners.... The Jud.........ill Bennet!
Max: Damn those mics!
The referee raises their arms and Phil looks quite pleased while Judge is emotionless... Business as usual for him. Jokester finally stirs and looks up at them holding his elbow in pain.
Max: Well... It looks like ...
Scott: Why are you reaching for those sunglasses?
Max: Jokester's botched flying elbow..... was a massive blow for his chances of winning
Ted: Yeahhhh!
Suddenly Sal Karver comes out from the back with a steal chair in hand. He walks past Jason Bennett, then turns around and wacks him with a chair. He slides into the ring, and wacks Jokester across the head, and once he falls delivers a few more for good measure.
Ted: What's going on here!
Scott: Why is Sal taking out that team?
Sal smiles at Judge, and Judge smiles back.
Max: Please don't tell me he's a new member of Royalty?!
Sal then wacks Judge in the head. Sal then picks up Judge, and tosses him out of the ring.
Sal then tosses Jokester over the top rope.
Scott: I think Sal is making a statement about the Brawl for it All!
Ted: And I think his opponents just heard it!
Scott: Well that's all the time we have for tonight, but expect things to get even more violent next week, the last show before Brawl for it All!!!
Max: See you next week!
D. Hero: All D. Hero has ever wanted to do is do right by his father. All he ever wanted to be was the man his Father wanted him to be. But when D. Hero showed his Father the awards, the Championships, he got nothing more than a slight friendly nod. For all D. Hero has done for this business and for his Father, all he ever got was a fucking friendly nod.
It’s not that Carlos Gonzalez is a cold man, it’s not that he’s a bad man. No, his heart was simply in a different place and it beat for some else. My Father’s heart beat for Salvador Karver.
No matter what D. Hero did in his life, Karver was the Father’s focus. When D. Hero would win World Championships against the greatest competition this world has to offer, Salvador Karver would fail to the likes of Dan Murph. When D. Hero wanted to talk about coming to WPW, all his Father could think about was giving Salvador another shot at a worthless title that even he didn’t deserve.
Then on one eventful night, Salvador Karver decided that he deserved something better. Salvador left WPW for this hell called EWE. When he did that, it destroyed Carlos. After Carlos’s golden boy left him, so too did his sanity. That worthless, talentless, over hyped piece of garbage destroyed Carlos, and destroyed D. Hero’s family in the process. His ego destroyed a family, and there was nothing anyone could do about it. Well until we met Parker that is.
Before anyone jumps to conclusions, let D. Hero ensure you that he didn’t wish to destroy the Karver family, quite the opposite. When Salvador showed Parker to the World, D. Hero knew that he could succeed where his Father failed, D. Hero could show Salvador the light. So D. Hero shot some videos showing the world just how important family is, and how you should never mix the two. D. Hero tried to show Salvador that he didn’t need to destroy his family like he did D. Heros. Most importantly D. Hero showed that even if Salvador is worthless, talentless, and over hyped – He could still have a friend like D. Hero, he could still be better than he is.
So now since the D. Hero is out of the bag, it’s time to initiate phase two. Take Salvador Karver out of the ranks of The Scorches and The Blades, and put him in the category of a Hero, but him in the category of a Champion. Why?
Because that’s what friends are for.
EWE 27!
April 9th 2011
After opening graphics the show opens with a camera in the owners office.
Jeffery O'Donnell: I tell ya, I like that D. Hero more and more each day. Anyways, tonight I'm going to mix things up and give the fans more of what they want! So instead of The Judge and Phill Bennett going against Jokester and Jason Bennett coming first... it's going to be the Main Event. And since no one wants to see Blade in any match, let alone the Main Event... that match was filmed earlier and will be highlighted later in the show. However! replacing it will be two attraction matches one of which is starting right now! Enjoy the show!
We switch to the ring.
Scott: Wait we aren't ready for this match! Ted isn't even here yet!
Max: I'm feeling extra smart right now, so let's do this!!
Scott: Okay if you say so... Welcome to EWE 27 everybody... a show dedicated to tag team wrestling now has two single matches!
Max: Hell the first match is an easy one! The two new comers are already in the ring!
MAYNARD VS. 'FAKE' NICK COMO
Nick Como and Maynard Edwards are standing in the ring across from one another. The ref performs the standard part down, he starts with Como. He finds nothing. The referee goes over to Maynard. He pats down the wrist, elbow pads, the sides, and he reaches towards the boots. The ref discovers a small flask. The ref confronts Maynard who denies that the flask is his. Nick, looking to take advantage, charges in. Maynard pushes the ref out of harms way and hits Como with a Clothesline.
Scott: Maynard Edwards, the older brother of Elijah Edwards, has taken control of the match in the early going.
Max: I don't think that redneck even cares! Look at him! He's going back after the referee for the flask!
Scott: Never get in between a man and his alcohol, Max.
Maynard follows the referee around the ring, begging for the flask back. Nick Comotoro is back to his feet and approaches Maynard. Como taps Edwards on the shoulders, but the former Trailer Park Supervisor shoos him away. Nick, frustrated, forcefully turns him around. At which point he receives a series of haymakers from Maynard Edwards, who sends him reeling into the ropes. The Trailer Park Supervisors preforms a sloppy, drunken dropkick that sends Nick Como to the outside. Como hits the ground with authority as his head bounces off the ground. Edwards goes back to the ref politely asking for the flask back.
Max: Okay, seriously! Is Maynard's match with the referee or is it with Nick Como?
Scott: I believe it's with the man with the flask.
Once again, the ref denies Maynard's request to return the flask. This frustrates the Toronto native. Edwards grabs a hold of the ref's collar, bringing him nose to nose with the pissed off (allegedly) drunk Edwards. The two of them engage in a shouting match with one another. Meanwhile, on the outside, Nick Comotoro is slowly getting back to his feet. He stumbles around before he grabbing a hold of the apron for support. Como rolls back into the ring and nails Edwards with a forearm to the back of the head. Como unleashes a series of blows to the back of Maynard's neck.
Max: Finally! I think we're actually going to get a match now.
Scott: Nick Como is working on the neck of Maynard, let's see if this helps him get on the right track and take his first win back.
Como preforms a Gut Wrench Suplex and quickly goes for the cover, but he only gets a two count. Como, staying on the offensive, sits Maynard up. He rears back, hitting Edwards in the swell of the back with a kick. Nick Como also connects with a dropkick to the neck area of Maynard Edwards.
Scott: The distraction has allowed Como to achieve control of this match, and we may see Maynard handed his first loss.
Max: He's a loser! A bum! Just like his younger brother Elijah Edwards!
Scott: Oh c'mon, Max. Elijah Edwards is a fine athlete. Maynard can be too... um, I guess. Well, if he'd focus more on the match than he does the liquor... we maybe a threat in the EWE.
Nick Como proceeds to cover Maynard Edwards once again.
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Maynard kicks out! Como heads to the corner, getting into a crouching position. Maynard, with his back to Nick, gets up clutching to his neck. He turns around and Como charges attempting to connect with a spear, but Maynard preforms a Drop Toe Hold and locks on an STF. Como screams at the top of his lungs. The ref, who quickly gets into position, ask if Como wants to give up, but Como does not respond as he's too busy screaming.
Scott: The STF is applied by Maynard Edwards! This could be it!
Max: Beginner's luck I say!
Maynard pulls back on an already torqued neck. The ref ask yet again. Como doesn't tap. The Tralier Park Supervisor releases the hold, getting to his feet with his hands on his hips in disbelief. He lightly kicks Nick in the ribs saying, "Give up, boy!"
Maynard lifts a wobbly Nick Como to his feet and proceeds to use his version of the Full Nelson known as "The Lock Up". Instantly, Nick taps. When he does, Maynard releases the hold and once again goes after the referee for the flask. The ref finally hands over the container of alcohol as Elijah Edwards comes sprinting down to the ring. He slides in and confronts his older brother. Maynard tries to plead his case. He even throws the flask back to the ref saying it's his.
Scott: Well, it looks like Elijah's attempts to get his older brother Maynard sober is all in vain.
Max: What are you talking about? It was the referee's all along.
Scott: Sure it was, Max. Sure it was.
The scene switches to a camera crew outside in the parking lot.
Ted: I'm telling you that I am TED PETERSON, I do the commentary for the show.
Security Guard: Sure you are, listen buddy we already got the two commentators on mic already, it's best if you leave. You already smell like booze.
Ted: That new guy Maynard spilled alcohol on me!
Security: Riiiigggghhhhtttt.... Maynard is it?
Commercial Break
We come back from commercial with Ranks with a microphone backstage somewhere.
Ranks: I wanna take this time to get something off of my chest.... I haven't been myself lately. I haven't been the Jerimiah Ranks you all knew me as this past summer.... Well, i want to put the entire locker room and the entire Wrestling Evolution Universe know that the Renaissance Man is back. Ya see that's what makes me a Renaissance Man to begin with, not only am I a jack of all trades within this squared-circle, I also have the ability of re-birth. I can take everything you all love and know about me and i can raise it to heights you've never seen me go..... and I'm going... to the Brawl.
The camera closes in on Callista who stands proudly by her man, the camera than returns to Jerimiah giving his trademark smirk.
Ranks: The Brawl for it All is the ultimate test of stamina and perseverance. Besting, the entire roster in a battle royal is a feat not many have the privilege to claim. I fully intend on adding the 2011 Brawl for it All Winner to my resume and punch in my ticket to FINALLY main-event Redemption. This is a huge opportunity and as history has shown itself, i live to cease opportunities..... Now onto more current matters...
Ranks faces changes to a look of complete seriousness.
Ranks: two weeks ago, we witnessed the implosion of a man. A man that was respected and was a truly honorable man in this company. You all know who I'm talking about. He goes by the name of Scorch.....
Boos are heard across the arena.
Ranks: Now Scorch i have no idea what got into you. Was it the hazing, was that it Scorch? Has the loss of WPW been that hard on you that it has drove you to the brink on insanity? Or are you and Reilly just on the same cycle and decided to PMS on everyone? Whatever the problem is Scorch it doesn't matter... all i know is I'm gonna fix it. Ya see Scorch, you tried to decimated me last week, but you made the mistake of not finishing the job. You underestimated how resilient The Renaissance Man is because you may have pinned me but I actually got up from those three igniters. Not only that but i got up and gave you the finger, provoking you for more. Scorch this is not about EWE vs. WPW anymore... its about being a man and as a man i don't lay down for anyone.
Ranks begins to pace.
Ranks: Ya see I'm from Harlem and when a man came to your block and started acting all badd and tough as if they actually ran shit around there, you had to check him. Last week you entered my ring, my territory, my home and you tried to punk me so now i have the honor of having to check you like any man would.
Ranks stops and pauses before looking directly into the camera intensely.
Ranks: Well, Jerimiah Ranks has never been a punk so you fucked with the wrong man. Now your on notice Scorch, and i will not rest until i get my pound of flesh.
And I want you at BFIA, for the first time ever..... in a SINGLES Sell Your Soul Match.
Ranks throws the mic down hard as Hero by Nas hits the P.A. He mouths "Let's Do This" to the camera before leaving the backstage area.
Scott: A One on One SYS match? Sounds insane.
Max: Two stubborn men, one cage, and someone being thrown out? Sounds like buy rates.
Scott: And where the hell is Ted?!
JMC vs. Cole
Scott: Next James Cassius will take on Cole Max.
Max: This should be exciting Scott. JMC is on fire as of late and I am sure Cole will be no problem for him.
Scott: I agree but anything can happen here in EWE. Even if this is just an dark match.
Out of nowhere off of the P.A system Hello Zepp hits and the arena lights begin to flicker on and off.
Chet: Introducing first, one half of the tag champions... The Prince of Cats, JMC!
The crowd gives JMC mix reactions as he slowly walks onto the stage, Shy at his side. JMC with Shy holding his arm cocks a grin and begins to walk down the ramp, making his way to the ring. JMC sits on the middle rope for Shy and she enters.
Scott: JMC is a gentalmen., take some notes Max.
Max: Oh very funny Scott! Shut your mouth so I can enjoy this match.
JMC poses on the top turnbuckle, while Raelis poses with both belts in front of the ropes. Shy leaves the ring and stands in JMC corner. The theme song ends and the crowd soon is quiet. Tried to Shoot by Brotha Lynch Hung begins to play and JMC gets into his ready to fight stance. The crowd waits for Cole. Cole slowly walks onto the stage. He looks left then right before pounding his fist against his chest twice.
Chet: Introducing his opponent, from New Orleans, Louisiana......COLE!
Cole makes his way down the ramp and he enters the ring. Cole smirks at JMC as his theme song ends. Cole taunts the crowd one more time and with loud cheers in the background, the ref calls for the bell.
DING DING
Scott: Here we go Max!
Max: This should be a good one.
The two men circle each other for a good ten seconds before anything. Cole stands his ground as JMC rushes at him with a clothesline. JMC connects with the move but Cole doesn't move an inch. JMC is surprised as Cole kicks him in the mid-section and connects with side walk slam. Hooking the leg, Cole tries an early pin but JMC kicks out right away.
Max: Cole wants to get this match over with as soon as possible.
Scott: Well JMC is not going down that easily.
Cole picks up Cassius and Irish whips him into the ropes. JMC hits the ropes hard and comes rushing back at Cole. JMC ducks a clothesline and hits a quick neckbreaker. The crowd cheers. JMC picks up Cole and tries to suplex the 290 pound man but isn't able to. Cole overpowers JMC and hits a suplex of his own. Cole sits up JMC and places him into a sleeper hold.
Scott: Cole looking to put JMC asleep here.
Max: Not going to be able to, just watch.
JMC is abled to get to a knee, Cole still connected with the sleeper. Cole squeezes harder but JMC throws an elbow right into Cole's stomach, Cole releases the hold. JMC runs at the ropes and hits Cole with a clothesline, still standing. Again JMC runs at the ropes and connects with a second clothesline. This time Cole drops and the crowd cheers for JMC. Cole rolls back up and walks right into a kick to the mid-secton and is dropped again by a DDT.
Scott: JMC is on fire!
Max: He has taken control and is not giving it back to Cole.
JMC rolls up onto his feet and gets ready to finish him. Slowly Cole gets to a knee and all the way up. Cole turns around and he walks right into JMC's The Soliloqui. JMC pins Cole.
1........
2........
THREE!!!!!!!!!
DING DING DING
Chet: The winner of the match, JMC!!!!!
Scott: Well folks, there you have it. JMC is your winner.
Max: Sorry Cole, thanks for coming!
Ted: AND I'M IN!!!!!'
Max: You smell like booze.
Commercial Break
Scott: It’s a packed programme tonight,grapple fans so let’s get straight on with the action.
Ted: Grapple fans? I haven’t heard that one since Kent Walton on World of Sport.
Scott: I bet you were Jackie Pallo’s biggest fan.
Ted: More of a Kendo Nagasaki mark, myself.
Max: I have no idea what you’re talking about. Some sorta English Gaylord convention? I’ve heard that you boys are heavily into that public school man-love type action.
Scott: First of all, Max. Neither Ted nor I are players of the pink oboe. Second of all, Jackie Pallo is one of the top 10 wrestling greats. Third of all, I didn’t go to public school. Basildon Grammar was as good as it got.
Ted: Really? I never made it out ofToddington Street Infants myself.
Max: Your underage sexual exploits are ofno concern to us, Ted. What’s the first match?
Scott: I’m glad you asked, Max. Tonight is,of course, Tag Team Turmoil night where every single match is a tag contest.
Max: Wait a minute. How can a singles match be a tag match? Does not compute.
Scott: No. Listen to the words, Max. Every single match……each and every one is a tag contest and first up is the newly formed team of Murph and Hayden versus Jerimiah Ranks and Zzyz.
Max prods Scott
Scott: Ow! What was that for?
Max: I thought you had fallen asleep.
Scott: No, you idiot, I said Zzyz…………Don’t you dare!
Max aborts a second prod.
Scott: Zzyz is one of our newest signings and this is just the stage for him to show his stuff. Can he be instrumental in the firing of Dan Murph because, let’s not forget – Murph has to win this match or else he’s out of EWE!
Ted: Seems a bit harsh teaming him with Hayden then.
Scott: I don’t think so – Michael Hayden won his tag match teaming with Jokester last week. He’s on a winning streak.Here’s Mina!
Mina: Tonight’s opening match is a tag team turmoil contest between, approaching the ring at a combined weight of 535lbs the team of Jerimiah Ranks and Zyzz.
The extremely ripped Zyzz and his more established team member Ranks come down the ramp, Ranks making contact with the fans but Zyzz ignoring everyone while flexing his biceps and admiring himself in the live feed on the big screen. He gets to the ring first, does a standing jump directly onto the ring apron and does his Zyzz pose in the centre of the ring. Ranks stands at the foot of the steps and dismisses the pretentions of his partner with a wave of both hands.
Mina: Their opponents, at a combined weight of 293lbs and 88kg - you do the math –Michael Hayden and Dan Muuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrph!
Hayden’s ‘Changes’ music plays as he makes his way to the ring alone. As Hayden nears the ring apron, he looks into the crowd then quickly hops onto the ring apron and leaps over the top rope. Hayden climbs the nearest turnbuckle, snapping into a crucifix. He then pulls off his shirt and ties it around his waist. He then jumps onto the other turnbuckle and does the same crucifix motion. Murph is nowhere to be seen.
Scott: Oh oh – is this Murph’s way of resigning from EWE?
Ding Ding
Before Hayden can ready himself, referee Todd Franklin calls for the bell and Zyzz rushes across with a missile dropkick which lands square in Hayden’s back.
Scott: Zyzz may not have much training but he’s a quick learner.
Hayden almost goes over the rope but Zyzz pulls him down into a Small Package and yells for Todd Franklin to count.
1………………2…………..Hayden wriggles free at the last second and he springs to his feet. Zyzz gives him a contemptuous look and tags in Jerimiah Ranks. Ranks offers a hand for Hayden to slap. Hayden looks wary at first then tentatively reaches forwards to touch fingers with Ranks.They then circle each other slowly before Ranks moves forwards with a head chancery. Hayden pushes himself free then arm drags Ranks to the ground but doesn’t follow up. Ranks gets back to his feet and they lock hands in the middle of the ring. There follows a brief trial of strength before Ranks is forced to his knees. Hayden then drops him with a knee to the chest and follows up with a leg drop to the back of his head. Hayden then inexplicably rolls out of the ring and goes to the announce table where he grabs a mic.
Hayden: In case any of you fans were concerned, the Man is OK!’
Max: Hayden, none of us was concerned.
Ted: Not even slightly worried.
Hayden rolls back in the ring. Zyzz appears disgusted with Ranks so has got in the ring, pulled Ranks over to the corner while Franklin’s back was turned watching Hayden outside, then, when Franklin turns back, tags himself in while Ranks is coming to. Hayden walks straight into a Spear. Zyzz follows up with a barrage of punches as Hayden lies on the mat then seems at a loss what to do next. He goes to the rope for momentum thenlands a weak elbow drop.
Max: …..and that’s about it for Zyzz. He might be a quick learner but he’s still in elementary school.
Hayden rises and stares down Zyzz. He moves in for a Wonderwhirl – tiltawhirling Zyzz into a back breaker then completing the move with a clothesline as he lies across Hayden’s knee. Zyzz flops to the mat. Hayden covers.
1…………….2………Zyzz lifts a shoulder in time.Hayden releases and goes to the second rope. He jumps and delivers a Ghetto Stomp on Zyzz’s immaculately sculpted chest. Zyzz writhes about as Hayden acknowledges the cheers of the crowd. Zyzz’s writhing takes him close enough to his corner where Jerimiah Ranks tags himself back in, the legitimacy acknowledged by Todd Franklin. Hayden turns back to the action but walks straight into a Clothesline. Hayden rises but is felled by a second clothesline. Ranks summons up all his strength, picks Hayden up then runs at a turnbuckle before Powerbombing him straight onto the post. Hayden crumples into a supine position flat on the mat. Ranks sees his opportunity and goes to the top turnbuckle at the opposite corner of the ring.
Scott: He’s not……….
Ted: He is. He’s going for the Majestic Press.
Ranks launches himself into the 450 Splash covering most of the distance of the ring but doesn’t see someone in a hoodie appear from over the fan railing, reach under the bottom rope and pull Hayden clear. Ranks hits bare mat with a huge shudder. The camera searches around for a second, adjusts focus and we see that the ‘fan’ is………..
Scott: It’s Dan Murph!!!!!! Where the hell has he been?
Max: Look at the expression on his face though. Murph is not all there.
Murph doesn’t look as though he is playing with the full deck. A savage snarl adorns his face and he strokes an EWE generic T-shirt. He mouths something.
Ted: Whaaaaaaaa???????? Did he just say‘Preciousssssssssss???’
Max: No, you idiot. He said ‘Payback’
Scott: Coulda been ‘perfect’
Hayden’s hand is within touching distance so Murph strips off the hoodie, puts on the EWE shirt and tags himself in,kicking Hayden to the outside. He lifts Ranks into position and hits a huge Sit Down Powerbomb. He lifts him again into Cyclone position (F5) Zyzz gets in the ring, aiming to bring Murph down with a chop block but Murph turns and gives Zyzz a hideous snarl. Zyzz looks down at his well chiseled body and decides not to risk it. He goes back behind the ropes. Murph lands the Cyclone and slaps on a Black Death (Cobra Clutch) Todd Franklin doesn’t wait for a tap or attempt to lift the unconscious Ranks’ hand. He calls for the bell.
Ding Ding
Mina: Your winners, by incapacitating their opponent, Michael Hayden and Daaaaaaaaaan Muuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrph!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Todd Franklin attempts to lift Murph’s hand but Murph wrenches his arm away then throws Ranks to the mat before he rises,rolls under the bottom rope and lurches his way back through the crowd to an emergency exit. The backstage staff barely find Murph’s music before he disappears. Michael Hayden gets in the ring, thoroughly confused by what has taken place and allows Franklin to lift his arm in victory.
Scott: Well, Dan Murph wins and keeps his weekly EWE paycheck rolling in for another week but he is clearly mentally deranged and I don’t even know if he’ll turn up next week.
Ted: Well, he still has some way to go before he wins the challenge set to him. I doubt if he’ll make it all the way to Redemption.
Max: I doubt if he’ll make it all the way to the beer stand. Did you smell him?
Scott: Yes, Murph has his problems and next up we’ve got four more men with problems………..
We cut to the backstage are where Beno is sitting alone in the locker-room. Suddenly a badly beaten up Blade Lavigne collapses as he enters the room.
Beno: Who the hell did this to you!
Blade:Ro...
Blade passes out before he can complete his sentence
Beno: That's all I needed to hear.
We switch back to the ring
Ted: Did you hear about the latest item up for sale at EWE shopaverse?
Max: A Blade LaVigne “Underestimate me” poster.
Ted: No.
Max: Michael Hayden themed table cloths?
Ted: No.
Max: A Nick Comoroto jack in the box that says “I’ve returned” and “I Quit!” on alternating weeks.
Ted: No.
Max: A pair of T-Dog’s old boxers?
Ted: …No. No Max.
Max: Look I’m not good at guessing okay?
Scott: You’re not talking about…
Ted: Of course I am, the ladies Royalty T, now available at that Hamma Fist place.
Scott: What lady would want to wear that?
Ted: Bad bitches Scott, bad bitches.
Suddenly the lights turn purple.
Max: Speaking of Royalty.
Scott: And of bad bitches…
Max: Shut it!
A massive 12:00 fills the screen and a red carpet suddenly rolls out across the entrance ramp. The crowd boo loudly as the carpet rolls it’s way all the way to the ring and the marching sound of Royalty’s music hits the speakers. Now half of the purple lights turn to gold though and the music is suddenly interrupted by a church bell and “Gorgeous” rings across the speakers as The Judge appears on the entrance ramp to an arena full of boos.
Scott: Well here is the man most in love with his own voice, one of many royal mouthpieces it seems as well.
Max: In the old days JMC did most of the talking but this new royalty is formed around all royals being equal.
Scott: Are you buying into that crap?
Max: You’re not? Get up to speed Scott, I’m a betting man, and my money’s on winners.
The Judge walks down the red carpet as the yellow spotlights focus on him and the purple lights all flicker in the crowd.
Scott: I don’t know how anyone can back The Judge these days, did you hear the guy this week? He called himself the mail man.
Ted: Why?
Scott: He said he was the only man guaranteed to deliver.
Max: Bwahaha I love it.
Scott: How could you love it? It’s so egotistical. It’s so arrogant. It’s so-
Max: True…
Ted: It’s hard to take one side or the other here, but Max has a point Scott. The Judge may have the biggest ego in the locker room, but he also tends to back it up.
The Judge is now standing in the center of the ring as his music dies down. When the music lowers the crowd’s boo’s can be heard loud and clear. He raises the mic to his lips but the boos get louder and he pauses and stares out at the fans until they quiet down a bit. The Judge speaks.
Judge: Damn right you’re gonna get quiet for me…
The boos go off the chart and the arena’s volume level hits 100. The Judge speaks over them yelling into the microphone.
Judge: Have it your way, but like it or not, you have no choice but to fuc____ listen!”
Ted: I see the censors have finally figured out they need to wake up when Judge is here.
Max: Yeah it’s too bad they’re so fucking late________ the bleeps.
Ted: Yeah like in the NBA when they bleep out everything and then the first thing you hear is SHI__________. Did they get me?
Max: Yeah they fuck_______ou dude.
Judge: If I have to come out here week after week to make sure you people are listening and waking up out of your little dream bubbles than that’s exactly what I’m going to do. If I have to get in front of all of you idiots in wherever the hell island in the Pacific we are and tell you week in and week out what’s wrong with all your sorry asses, that’s exactly what I’ll do, because unlike all the others, The Judge actually cares about you.
Scott: What a load of shit.
Max: Quiet Scott!
Judge: The Judge is tired of seeing you, quote on quote, STARS showing up week in and week out and doing the same ol’ lot of nothing. The lack of drive, the talent you all process but the way you let it slip away so carelessly… You all make The Judge sick. Don’t you people see, you’ve broken your king’s heart.
Scott: Now we’ve gotta hear about his broken heart again?
Max: Shut up Scott.
Judge: All I ever wanted to do was inspire you, to show you all how you can rise from nothing and become a sensation, I wanted to show you all that you have untapped talent just waiting to explode. But what happened? Excuse after excuse. I promised you I’d rise to the top, I promised you I’d win the brawl, I promised you I’d redefine what it was to be champion, and I kept up my end of the promise. I fought for you. I bled for you. I lead you when you needed a leader and I slew your greatest enemies when you needed a hero. The fact that you all sit out there and Judge me. ME! You think you’re qualified to judge The Judge! Go ahead and boo me because you people here aren’t even qualified to judge my outfit, let alone my actions.
The Judge straightens his purple tie under the grey pinstripe blazer as the crowd just loses it in booing him.
Judge: The Judge is so damn clean that I’ve got Zest calling me for commercial spots.
Scott: What happened to The Judge?! This isn’t the same man that lead us into When World’s Collide, my god I feel like he died in that car accident and this doppelganger rose from his ashes.
Ted: He did say he died inside, he was so heartbroken no one visited him.
Scott: Blah blah blah, How many hospital beds did The Judge visit?
Max: Hello, Sophie.
Judge: You think I need your approval? Do you think I need your love? Do you think I need your titles, your gold, and your fake promises to care? You know what kills all of you, the fact that The Judge has nothing left to prove. I beat the best and then when someone came along and said that that person wasn’t the best, they were, I beat them too. I beat your heroes, I beat your zeros, I beat your villains, and I beat all the men who used to think they couldn’t be beaten. I went from being the man you thought couldn’t hang in the big leagues, and I Jordan’d that ____ right up.
Scott: Ha they got him!
Max: SHHH!
Judge: I gave T-Dog the championship because it was the only way any of you would believe you had a shot to claim it, and still when we gave you your shot most of you just let it pass you right by. None of you are in The Judge’s league, because The One said it best at When World’s Collide. The Judge is simply in a class of his own, and there’s not one thing any one of you can do to change that…
Suddenly the speakers activate and and two little girls show up on the jumbo screen. They are wearing all black.
Girl 1: They finally killed him, and he's left all of his children alone.
Girl 2: He's dead, dead and gone.
Girl 1: I don't believe it....
The lights suddenly go completely go out. And a dark voice is heard around the arena.
And I heard as it were the noise of thunder
One of the four beasts saying come and see and I saw
And behold a white horse.
The lights come back on, and the two girls look excited.
Girl 1&2 : HE'S ALIVE!
Redemption
V
Once that logo flashes across the screen the crowd erupts, and The Judge looks spooked as we go to commercial.
Commercial Break
We come back from Commercial with Beno rushing into Jeffery O'Donnell's office.
Beno: I can't wait anymore, I want Shy in that ring next week. Royalty just can't destroy who ever they want!
Jeffery: Hate to say it, but you are right. Royalty thinks they can do whatever they want. However, if you think I'm wasting a PPV match like that... you are sadly mistaken. But I tell you what, you can get your shot at Royalty next week, but in the form of JMC. And to sweeten the pot, if you win... Blade will be allowed in your corner at the Brawl for it All, but if you lose.. JMC will be allowed in Raelis's corner.
By the way, Good Luck! Your match is next so hurry to the ring!
The scene switches to 2 in his locker-room
2: If EWE thinks they can fucking cenco------
We go back to the ring.
“My Time” by Fabulous hits the speakers and the crowd give a lot more reaction to Beno this week than they have in weeks past, many rising and cheering as he steps out onto the stage.
Chet: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, introducing first, from…
Chet’s mic cuts out momentarily.
Chet: ORIDA state champion, Beno!
Ted: We need some better equipment around here, what’s going on lately?
Scott: Canceled tour dates and modified arenas that’s what, but let’s talk about the real story of the moment, Beno.
Ted: Beno has been on a tear lately, ever since he became the final champion of Florida he’s had a mean streak.
Max: I don’t recognize EWE Beno, this doesn’t resemble WPW Beno.
Ted: Good thing WPW’s gone then eh?
Max: So we get more Beno?
Scott: Better Beno.
Max: Sounds like a frozen burrito brand.
Beno rolls under the bottom rope just as “New Skin” by Incubus hits the speakers.
Chet: And his partner, fr-
Chet’s microphone dies again but he’s completely unaware until it pops to life.
Chet: -RDS!!!!
Max: This sucks.
Scott: I agree, but unlike the rest of EWE I don’t think Edwards sucks.
Ted: Who said Edwards sucks?
Max: D-Hero said Edwards sucks, and then Edwards lost to D-Hero.
Scott: I think D-Hero sucks.
Max: D-Hero doesn’t care what you think.
Ted: Why are we talking about who sucks? No one sucks, but Edwards’ potential is all going to waste unless he can bring his consistency up as well.
Edwards slides under the bottom rope joining Beno.
Ted: Elijah Edwards is a young talent with a path to success practically paved for him, he could learn a lot from guys like his partner Beno tonight.
Max: Learn what? How to take five years to win a championship?
Scott: No, how to commit yourself and never give up.
Max: Someone needs to go tell Nick Comoroto the same thing.
Ted: Who?
"To A Friend" plays and the lights go out. A brief pyro erupts and Karver stands where it went off. He makes his way to the ring slowly, taking the time to talk to a few fans as Chet introduces him to a silent microphone. He slides into the ring and stands on the turnbuckle, but does not taunt, instead just soaking in the atmosphere.
Scott: Now Sal Karver recently has gone through hell, and speaking of D-Hero… Man… Can you believe it?
Ted: I knew it wasn’t Blade.
Scott: How?
Ted: Because it required planning.
Sal Karver waits but when his music goes down OBG’s doesn’t start up.
Scott: More technical difficulties?
Ted: I hope so for Sal’s sake…
The moments pass on and nothing happens.
Max: Uh oh… OBG has a history of doing this.
Ted: Yeah speaking of not giving up…
Sal Karver shakes his head as he looks at the entrance ramp just waiting for OBG to show up but the music doesn’t even hit. He looks back to Beno and Edwards and puts up his fists.
Ted: Sal Karver is not one to complain, and if he has to take on both of these men by himself than that’s exactly what he’s going to do.
Max: I don’t think he was exactly given the choice though.
Scott: Perhaps not, but he’s definitely got a mountain to climb over here as Beno has been on quite the roll, and Edwards himself hasn’t been too shoddy.
Max: Don’t tell D-Hero that.
Scott: How Edwards let D-Hero beat him is beyond me.
Max: D-Hero cannot be stopped.
Beno moves forward first and locks up with Sal in the middle of the ring as Edwards goes to the ring apron. Beno tosses Sal to the floor easily with a shove but Sal is back to his feet and sending rights to Beno’s gut. Beno blocked the first shot but wasn’t expecting the second and when Sal gets him prone he uses Beno’s weight against him throwing him down in a quick hip toss. Beno hits the mat with a thud and Sal tries to lock in an armbar but Beno powers out. Beno stands and Karver is all over him trying to suplex him from the back but Beno throws an elbow back and catches Karver in the face. Karver staggers back holding his nose and Beno floors him with a clothesline from behind. Karver falls to the mat face first and Beno tags in Double E Elijah Edwards.
Ted: Karver putting up a fight here, but how long can he last against two men?
Scott: I’m starting to wonder how long Karver can last against one man, and speaking of D-Hero, you must think Karver is out looking for vengeance.
Max: D-Hero’s days are marked by Sal Karver for sure, but the question is can Sal turn back into the man who was a threat to win the world championship?
Elijah Edwards picks up Sal Karver and Sal pushes Double E off of him and then nails him in the throat with a chop. Edwards gasps for air and Karver suplexes him hard.
Scott: It’s hard to say what Karver’s got left in the tank but I want to believe his best days are ahead of him.
Ted: I want to believe that too but the more time that passes the more my belief wanes.
Max: Sal Karver is the Obama of EWE, expectations might have been set a little high yes, but you know he could potentially be doing a much better job than he is.
Ted: Yes but Obama’s doing a subpar job because no one will work together with him, Sal Karver just hasn’t committed himself fully since the grand screw job involving Mr. Gonzalez.
Max: Old news and old company, Sal Karver needs to let the past go and focus on being something other than predator bait.
Edwards stands and Karver hits him with a kidney shot from behind. Edwards seems winded and looks as if he can barely stand as Karver quickly locks in a sleeper hold that looked secure until Beno charged the action and broke it up. Karver continues to work on Edwards once the ref forces Beno out of the ring and punches him in the mouth, then locks him in a fisherman’s suplex and holds the leg for the pin.
One
Two
Kickout!
Edwards quickly stands but Karver does as well and lifts him up for a back body drop. Edwards flips in the air though and actually lands on his feet behind Karver and then plants him into the mat with a hard reverse DDT! Karver is down and Double E tags in Beno.
Ted: Ouch! Karver is down.
Scott: And ultimately this numbers game is just going to prove the same lesson it always does, that more bodies mean more damage and less chance for mistake.
Ted: Yeah Karver’s screwed.
Karver throws a punch at Beno but Beno ducks it and pulls Karver’s arm irish whipping him into the corner. Karver hits the corner where Edwards is standing and gets an elbow to the back of his head for his effort, walks forward holding his head, and is creamed with a huge chop to the chest from Beno. Sal Karver falls to the ground and Beno quickly locks him into a camel clutch and drags him to the center of the ring.
Scott: Karver can only overcome so much and submission holds like this will wear down on him believe me.
Ted: That’s putting it mildly, Karver is like a fish out of water in there right now.
Max: Right, and Beno’s the Florida State fisherchamp.
Scott: Lame.
Ted: Totally lame.
Max: Fuck off.
Beno holds the camel clutch as Karver struggles. He looks like he’s any second from tapping out as he tries desperately to get to the corner but the only one there is Elijah Edwards waiting with a big grin. Edwards tags himself in on Beno’s shoulder and Beno looks up to Edwards in surprise. Edwards positions himself down lower on Karver and pulls his legs up as Beno keeps holding onto his camel clutch. “Let go!” Edwards yells as Beno looks over his shoulder in disbelief as Edwards locks in the Maple Leaf Clutch!
Scott: Beno had this thing wrapped up I think.
Max: Not anymore, because now the victory is going to Double E!
Ted: They’re on the same team morons, does no one understand team work anymore?
Sal Karver taps and Edwards raises his hand. The referee holds it up and then holds up Beno’s as well, as Beno looks on still looking a big miffed. He shrugs his shoulders and celebrates.
Ted: The wi-
Ted’s mic cuts again.
Max: Can we get this fixed before the next match please?
Scott: Hey a win’s a win and beggers can’t be choosers I suppose, the important detail tonight is Elijah Edwards and Beno are advancing in this tag team turmoil tournament.
Scorch is seen backstage wearing a special edition EWE shirt over his gear. New EWE backstage interviewer Gus Monterro stands beside him.
Gus: Scorch, earlier tonight former EWE Champion Jerimiah Ranks, challenged you to a one on one match at the Brawl For It All. So what's your answer?
Scorch: I tried for years to elevate Jeremiah's career and the careers of so many others like them. I sacrificed my own goals, my own needs, my own health, my own desires, for men like him. And I was paid back by having my reputation stripped away. I watched my loved ones be tortured and nobody did a damn thing to help. I had my home robbed away by apathy, selfishness, laziness. Worst of all, I watched as all those I fought so hard for decided to settle. They stopped reaching for greater heights and just called mediocrity excellence.
So my answer, Jeremiah, is no. You don't deserve the match. And I don't deserve it either. I have much bigger things to worry about, like finally being the last man standing in the ring at the end of the Brawl For It All. I've got an entire roster to worry about, I don't have time for petty squabbles. Besides you'd think Jeremiah would be happy, he's not the one that's had everything stolen from him.
Scott: I don't think Ranks is going to be too happy to hear this...
Ted: Nevermind that, the Main Event is next!
Commercial Break
We return to the show still with Gus Monterro
Gus: Gus Monterro here with a dark match update: Early tonight in the first match of the tag team tournament saw JT Saxton and 2 narrowly defeat Blade Lavigne and Killer Captain Steve in a hard fought match up, after the match Scorch came out and destroyed Steve. Why? I don't know, I just got employed. In other news, The Bees beat Jesse Long in a handicap match after D. Hero suffered a right index finger injury prior to the match up.
In other news, Jeffery O'Donnell has announced that the tag tournament will continue next week and every week up to Redemption where the winning team will take on the current tag team champions. That means we will have one tag team tournament match every Awakening until Redemption!
Also....
Suddenly T-Dog bumps into Gus and knocks him down, He grabs the mic.
T-Dog: The World Heavyweight Champion simply doesn't get any respect. First I'm held from the card, and second I wasn't even given promo time. This shit has to change, and it starts next week. So after threatening not to even attend BFIA, I've gotten the match I've wanted. Next week, T-Dog takes on Scorch in the main event, and the loser... well the loser will be the first man to enter the Brawl for it All. So once i beat Scorch, maybe some of you idiots will start to see who the best, and most deserving Champion is.
Now, back to Gus!
T-Dog throws the mic at Gus's face, and we quickly switch to the ring.
Jokester and Jason Bennett are already standing in the ring, waiting for their opponents The Judge and Phil Bennett.
To be Loved by Papa Roach hits and blue flame shoots down the ramp as blue smoke covers the top of the ramp and phil emerges through the smoke and walks down the ramp.
In the ring, Jokester starts to mock Phil by imitating a slow zombie walk and groaning loudly. Phil stops and looks at Jokester in fury and then charges the ring and tackles Jokester before he can react.
Max: Yeah Jokester, you're doing it wrong ... These days Zombies run and tackle you, as Phil just demonstrated.
Jason cooly just walks off and stands on his side of the apron as the referee calls for the bell even before Judge can make his way. Phill is now on top of Jokester, wildy throwing punches at his face and Jokester kicks Phil off him. Phil charges Jokester once more but Jokester trips him with a drop toe hold.
Gorgeous suddenly hits and the crowd start booing like crazy. Judge steps out of the curtain and starts walking down the ramp. He doesnt look like he's in too much of a hurry to go help Phil.
Scott: Guess he really meant it when he said he wasnt anyone's ''savior'' these days.
Jokester glances back to see how far the Judge is and seeing that the Judge is taking his time to walk to the ring.. Jokester goes on the attack. He drops an elbow to back of phil and then applies a ''cross-face'' .. But Phil manages to grab hold of the ropes. Jokester picks up Phil and hits him with a suplex. Jokester then goes and tags Jason, who slowly enters the ring. He waits until Phil picks himself back up and then runs at Phil and hits with a kick to the gut.
Ted: Now that's what I'm talking about. Looks like Jason is not going to hold back against Phill.
Max: Why would he, Phil has dissapointed Jason in the past few weeks with his outlook on things. Jason is now acting like the big brother he is.
Scott: Yeah, sometimes you need to give your kid brother a beating to some sense in the head.
Max: Dont you just love it when family fueds end up on national television.
Jason starts kicking away at Phil. Judge has made his way ringside now and he slides into the ring. Jokester starts jumping up and down telling Jason that Judge is behind him ... But Jason thinks that Jokester is just messing around with him and keeps attacking Phil. Jason is then brought down to the mat with club to the back of his head as Jokester facepalms himself.
The referee tells Judge to get out of the ring and he goes and stands on his side of the apron. Phil has gotten up and then catches Jason with a spear. He picks up Jason and then irish whips Jason to the ropes. Jokester hits Jasons back with a sneaky tag on the rebound to the ropes ... Phil hits a spinebuster on Jason and then goes for the pin.
The referee refuses to count as Phil starts to get angry at the referee. Phil then gets in the referee's face and starts demaning why he refuses to count, but before the referee can explain .. someone taps Phil on the shoulder and he turns back to see Jokester smirking at him ... out of nowhere Jokester Sticks two fingers up Phil's nostrils and uses this to throw him over the top rope
Max: Looks like Phil was just 'Rejected by the Electorate'.
Jokester then climbs the top turnbuckle and goes to hit Phil with a flying elbow to the outside, but Phil moves as away as Jokester crashes down as the crowd say ouch in unision. Jokester rolls on the ground holding his arm in pain.
Ted: This could be a tide changer
Phil puts Jokester back in the ring and then goes for the pin, but only gets a two count as Jokester looks like he's struggling. Phil tags in Judge and Judge comes in and backs in Jokester to the turnbuckle and then starts brawling with Jokester. Punches, kicks, elbows are all thrown in Jokesters way. Judge hits Jokester with a snapmare and then puts a boot on Jokester's back and then pulls on his arms giving them a painful strech as Jokester's face contorts in agony.
Few minutes go by and as things start to look bad ... Jokester performs an acrobatic stunt by heaving his lower body upwards and then hits Judge on the face with the front of his boot, releasing Jokester from the submission.
Jokester uses this time to go and tag in Jason who comes and takes down Judge with a clothesline.
Jason picks up Judge and then hits a powerbomb on him .... Picks him again...another powerbomb .... he goes for the third time but as he brings Judge on his shoulders, The Judge suddenly slips out to fall to land on one knee, while in the process grabbing and harshly pulling down Jason's head in an X-Factor type move, and drives Jason's face hard into his knee
Max: A False Sin!
Judge and Jason are both laid out on the mat out cold as Phil and Jokester both start to rile up the crowd for support. After 20 seconds, Judge is first to wake and then pins Jason ... Jokester enters the ring to try and break it up, but so has Phil and Phil and being the quicker of the two .. He hits Jokester with a running missile drop kick
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Chet: Nd your winners.... The Jud.........ill Bennet!
Max: Damn those mics!
The referee raises their arms and Phil looks quite pleased while Judge is emotionless... Business as usual for him. Jokester finally stirs and looks up at them holding his elbow in pain.
Max: Well... It looks like ...
Scott: Why are you reaching for those sunglasses?
Max: Jokester's botched flying elbow..... was a massive blow for his chances of winning
Ted: Yeahhhh!
Suddenly Sal Karver comes out from the back with a steal chair in hand. He walks past Jason Bennett, then turns around and wacks him with a chair. He slides into the ring, and wacks Jokester across the head, and once he falls delivers a few more for good measure.
Ted: What's going on here!
Scott: Why is Sal taking out that team?
Sal smiles at Judge, and Judge smiles back.
Max: Please don't tell me he's a new member of Royalty?!
Sal then wacks Judge in the head. Sal then picks up Judge, and tosses him out of the ring.
Sal then tosses Jokester over the top rope.
Scott: I think Sal is making a statement about the Brawl for it All!
Ted: And I think his opponents just heard it!
Scott: Well that's all the time we have for tonight, but expect things to get even more violent next week, the last show before Brawl for it All!!!
Max: See you next week!