Referrals? URGENT Question

[Mac Daddy]

Umm ... what are referrals and why do I have two of them?

[The Kid]

Referrals are how many people that you get to come to the site. This means that 2 people have put in your name for telling them about the site.

[Mac Daddy]

Well that's a breast of fresh air. I thought those were warnings. Do we even have a warning system here at WP?

[CLIT]

I put you down for a job reference actually.

If somebody calls you asking about CLIT, tell them he is a great go getter and likes to be challenged.

[The Kid]

Yeah there is a warning system but I don't think that you can see how many warnings you have. Unless you're a MOD that is.

[Mac Daddy]

I put you down for a job reference actually.

If somebody calls you asking about CLIT, tell them he is a great go getter and likes to be challenged.


So that what that was. I got a call about three days from someone at "Larry's Pizza Palace".


Everyone bow down to WP's Icon and newly crowned King :bowdown: :bgking:










... the pizza palace delivery/bitch boy king to be precise

[Mac Daddy]

Yeah there is a warning system but I don't think that you can see how many warnings you have. Unless you're a MOD that is.


Oh, boy does that blow.

















Everyone knows Flash Poker sucks.

[Gravedigger]

Yes, we have warnings. Until the new version of VB comes out, we're stuck with it the way it is. You do something that causes a staffer to warn you, you'll get a PM saying so and then we have a place in our little part of the forums where we report what happened and we keep track of how many warnings each person has.

[CLIT]

Hey I take pride in the fact that I can deliver a pizza on my moped in under 30 minutes.

That's talent buddy.

[Mac Daddy]

Hey I take pride in the fact that I can deliver a pizza on my moped in under 30 minutes.

That's talent buddy.


I guess so. And it does have it's perks.


Mopeds are such babe magnets ...

[CLIT]

Tell me about it. I have to beat them off with a stick. Sometimes it deflates them though. The stick. Then I have to blow them up again and the party is back on.

Wooo! :cool:

[Mac Daddy]

Tell me about it. I have to beat them off with a stick. Sometimes it deflates them though. The stick. Then I have to blow them up again and the party is back on.

Wooo! :cool:


Pfffft. Those bimbos are total airheads. I mean real women.


But on second thought. I got you the job, right?


I'll be over at 3 with some beer and an air pump.

[CLIT]

Sweet. Let me clean up my mother's basement real quick.

[Mac Daddy]

Sweet. Let me clean up my mother's basement real quick.


Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ... you sick freak!


Now I've agreed to plastic dolls, but damn it, I put my foot down!


No basement torture games. I'm tender.


:anon: :bootyshak :whip: You're a sick freak.

[CLIT]

Alright, alright.

I'll put the gimp back in his box.

We'll just do some whip-its and see where that takes us.

[Mac Daddy]

Alright, alright.

I'll put the gimp back in his box.

We'll just do some whip-its and see where that takes us.


Wait a minute. Cool your heels.


Mr. Slave isn't going anywhere just yet.


*Puts on R. Kelly album*


.... :ghey:

[CLIT]

Ain't nuthing wrong wit a little bump n grind. :color:

[Mac Daddy]

Ain't nuthing wrong wit a little bump n grind. :color:


I sip Criss ... you drink piss. Now ain't nuthing wrong wit dat.

[CLIT]

Another Chappelle fan on this board.

[legendaryken]

Look, I said pepperoni, anchovies and chilli, not this ham and pineapple nonsense in front of me just now. Sort it out, Clit.

[CLIT]

Sorry sorry.

First day on the job here pal.

[Mac Daddy]

Sorry sorry.

First day on the job here pal.


And last day.


CLIT wouldn't tell you but apparently he thought it was appropriate to make a penile silhouette in pizza dough (very cooling I imagine).


Like I said before, sick freak.

[CLIT]

I didn't like the job anyways.

Off to McyD's where I get to make the secret sauce in Big Macs. :chuckles:

[Mac Daddy]

I didn't like the job anyways.

Off to McyD's where I get to make the secret sauce in Big Macs. :chuckles:


At least use a syringe like that creepy dentist guy.



-UPDATE-


McDonalds just added something new to their menu - the McSploodge. PK tried it and told me it was tasty. "Finger-sucking good," in his words. :chuckles:

[Mr. Long]

McSploodge...Are you ****ing serious?!

[Mac Daddy]

McSploodge...Are you ****ing serious?!


Quite serious.

It's all around your mouth.



Yeah, I know, that was a cheap shot. I'm a bastard.

[CLIT]

They even invited everyone to c*m and try their newest, tastiest addition.

Waa-waa-waaaaa.

That was lame even for you Macky. You must be tired.

[Mac Daddy]

Waa-waa-waaaaa.

That was lame even for you Macky. You must be tired.


Guess I am. I just got finished givin' your sister a little taste of my McSploodge. It must have been good, it was all around her face. :flipa:







P.S. CLIToris, you're a cold bastard. :madfawk:

[Peoples King]

Bastard......... theres............ no come back to that. You bastard. All I can do now is wait of Mr Orton to pick up the title.

This thread is............. what the hell is up with this thread!? Referrals, okay that I can understand. Pizza delivery...... losing the King monster. McSploodge......... going........ going........ GONE!

[SCOTT]

.::CLOSED::.