The Main Man Presents: War Is Raw- All-Star Edition

[TheMainMan25]

***UPDATED ROSTER*** updates are in bold & italics

The Main Man present's Raw is War (all Star Edition!!!) Mine is going to be a little different. I'm going to include some past wrestler's along with present ones (hey this is my fantasy sim, I can do what I want), and I'm going to recreate the feeling wrestling had back in 99'-00' when the WWE was absolute chaos. Everyone will have their own agenda. Here is the roster so far-10 wrestlers have been taken already (Rock, Y2J, HHH, Randy Orton, Booker T, Tazz, Matt Hardy V1, Jeff Hardy, Batista, Scott Hall).


Stone Cold Steve Austin
Kane
Undertaker
Shawn Michaels
Batista
Ric Flair
Chris Benoit
Eddie Guerro
John Cena
RVD
Rhyno
Bubba Ray
D-Von
Goldberg
Brock Lesnar
Jeff Hardy
Lita
Kidman
Paul London
Rey Meysterio Jr.
Edge
Christian
Billy Gunn
"The Road Dogg" Jesse James....or whatever his name is now.
Farooq
JBL
Sting
Bret Hart
Owen Hart
Arn Anderson
Mick Foley (Mankind, Cactus Jack, Dude Love-whoever you want)
The Legion of Doom
Randy Savage-"The Madness" or "Macho-Man versions
Diamond Dallas Page
Raven

Managers, GM's, Etc:
Vince McMahon
Shane McMahon
Stephanie McMahon
"Easy E" Eric Bischoff
Teddy Long
Paul Heyman
William Regal

Announcers:
Jim Ross
Jerry "the King" Lawler

And 4 very "special" guys that will be showing up soon...the band is back together!!!!! Hell, I might as well post them: Scott Hall, Kevin Nash, Big Show, and Hollywood Hulk Hogan, also known as the nWo.

If you would like to sign up, let me know who you're going to use and then RP here.

[Peoples King]

OOC: Hoorah for the King man! First member of TMMs SIM. And look I got a cool Jericho graphic as well. Life is good ladies and gentlemen, life is good. TMM, I'll think of an RP and get it out to you when the idea is good. You know how slow I am.

[TheMainMan25]

Yes, King, I do....lol. Take your time.

[Mac Daddy]

I'd like to join as the former five-time WCW Champion, Booker T.!

[The Kid]

I'll sign up as the best wrestler in ECW's history......... TAZZ!!! .Lol. What a great hype job I do.

[TheMainMan25]

Done and Done. Kid, check your PM. I had a storyline idea I wanted you to look at.

[Y2J World Champ]

OOC: Hoorah for the King man! First member of TMMs SIM. And look I got a cool Jericho graphic as well. Life is good ladies and gentlemen, life is good. TMM, I'll think of an RP and get it out to you when the idea is good. You know how slow I am.

PK you just had to take Y2J didn't you. lol

Well I would like to join as the game Triple H.

[TheMainMan25]

Good deal.

[Peoples King]

PK you just had to take Y2J didn't you. lol

Well I would like to join as the game Triple H.

Well I was between the two but the cool graphic swayed me to the man, the myth, the legend.......Y2J Chris Jericho!

[TheMainMan25]

I've got big plans for the Ayatollah. No more will he be a mid-card jobber.

[Y2J World Champ]

I've got big plans for the Ayatollah. No more will he be a mid-card jobber.

So what about me? I don't want to be left out from everyone else. Anyway, when will this SIM officially start?

[The Kid]

It probably won't start until more people have signed up for it.

[TheMainMan25]

I just had a thought. If no one else signs up by Saturday, then I'll start the fed with just us. I'll make up the show and the rest of the roster will just be filler. I would love to start the fed with 10-12 guys, but with the ideas that I have running around in my head this thing could be huge.

Also, I've updated the roster. I forgot some people.

[IvanDrago]

Cool. Well I'd like to be the Rock if I may. The Jabroni beatin, la la la pie eatin......

[TheMainMan25]

Done-as long as you rp like the Rock. If you get in here and start speaking in the first person then I'm gonna assign you someone like Shawn Michaels. :D

[IvanDrago]

:eek: Dude...I'm the one who suggested that YOU start speaking in the third person way waaaay back for your character. Of course I'll speak in the third person. Probably do as good a job as you do with the Main Man. ;)

[TheMainMan25]

Of course I'll speak in the third person. Probably do as good a job as you do with the Main Man.

Read my signature bitch!!! Ha ha ha ha......Ok so that's 5 down-Triple H, Y2J, Tazz, and Flex Kavanuagh, I mean, the Rock, and Booker T. I'll be writing for the n-dub, unless someone joins for them. Anyone else????

[12]

I have no idea what you just said, I will be joinging but I'll probably wait till after my holiday to start if that's cool. not a good time to be getting into it when I won't be around for a while. Any chance I can save V1?

[TheMainMan25]

Sure, you can save V1. I was saying that I'll be writing for the nWo, unless someone else joins as them.

[TheMainMan25]

Ok, that's 7 down. Chazz has reserved Randy Orton and he'll be getting to him in a little while. So Randy will still be involved in the storylines but Chazz won't be rp'ing yet.

[Mr. Long]

I guess I'll take "the dean of Xtreme" Jeff Hardy.

[IvanDrago]

Hey MM. I would like to be the Corporate Champ version of the Rock if I can?

[TheMainMan25]

Done and Done. So that's 8 down. 2 more and we can start.

[Y2J World Champ]

Ok thats great. I'll try to ask people if they would like to join this sim so we can start this sim right away.

[TheMainMan25]

Ok, everyone. I need to know one important thing. Are you a face or heel? I'm putting the card together and will determine the matches accordingly. The first show is a week from Friday-August 6th. Your rps are due on Wednesday, Aug 4th. If that's not enough time, or you can't rp let me know ahead of time. Anyone who's ever read uCw should be familiar with what will happen if you don't let me know.

[Mac Daddy]

The former five-time WCW Champion, Booker T, is to be a heel. I work much better as an arrogant, low down, cheatin' heel. Thanks

[TheMainMan25]

The Main Man is going to be rp'ing as his current favorite Batista......um, has anyone ever heard Batista speak?

[Mr. Long]

I haven't. BTW I'm not a face, I'm a super-face.

[IvanDrago]

The Rock is riding in his limo, on his way to the WWE Corporate Headquarters in Stamford, Connecticut. Normally, he'd be in his hometown of Miami, but this day he has something very important to discuss with Vince McMahon, owner of the WWE. Vince has supposedly declared the titles vacant and the Rock is going to ensure that the only man getting a title shot in the near future is him.

The limo pulls up outside the lobby of the Corporate offices and the Rock checks himself in the mirror. He adjusts his $1000 sunglasses, makes sure that his long sideburns are angled just right and checks his $800 black and white pinstriped Armani shirt, his black $300 slacks and his $700 Gucci shoes. The limo driver opens the door. The Rock steps out, moves his shoulders in his trademark fashion and struts inside the building.

The receptionist recognizes him immediately and tells him that Mr. McMahon is waiting for him. The Rock walks to the elevators and takes them to the top floor-the same floor where they filmed the Super-Bowl commercial all those years back. He steps off the elevator and starts making his way towards Vince's office. A small man dressed in a short-sleeve white shirt and bad tie recognizes the Rock while walking towards him.

Man:
Heeeeey Rock!

Rock:
Heeeey......you! Up top!

The Rock puts his hand up to give the man a high-five. The man reaches up to slap the Rock's hand, but the Rock pulls his hand back and acts like he's going to backhand the man. The man cowers and the Rock laughs. The Rock makes his way finally to Vince's office. Vince's personal secretary recognizes him as well and tells him to go on ahead-as if the Rock needed her permission anyway.

The Rock walks to Vince's door and knocks-you still have to show respect to the most powerful man in the business. Vince tells him to come in.

Vince:
Rock. Take a seat.

The Rock sits down.

Vince:
So you asked for a meeting with me. What's so important that it couldn't wait until next Raw?

Rock:
The 2 most important things in the world, Vince-the Great one and the WWE World Heavyweight Championship. The Rock wants to make a deal.

Vince (suddenly intrigued):
Really? In order to make a deal, you have to have something that I want.

Rock:
Close the door and the Rock will tell you.

Vince yells at his secretary and tells her that he is not to be disturbed. After the Rock lays it all out for him, Vince is extremely happy.

***End***

[Y2J World Champ]

Alright my superstar is Triple H and of course I'll be a super super heel.

[Will-I-am]

MM, I'd like to join as Scott Hall as a face.

[The Kid]

MM, Taz'll start out as a face,k?

[TheMainMan25]

It's this dude's first post and he signs up for my fed. I feel special. Actually, no I don't. You can have Scott Hall, but I have some plans for him. Check your PM Will.

Perfect Y2J. I was hoping so because we've got too many heels right now.



WE HAVE 10 RP'ERS!!!! The first show will be a week from Friday and the card will be up today.

[Y2J World Champ]

Finally, we got some good news. And main man is me picking HHH as a heel a good thing especially when you said that we have too many heels right now, I think you were trying to say that we have too many faces and me picking hhh as a heel was good thing, right? So hopefully we can continue getting more people to join and try to make this sim grow.

[TheMainMan25]

World Wrestling Entertainment Presents Raw Is War





Raw Preview:


The WWE enters a new era as Raw Is War broadcasts live from Miami, FL. Recently, Vince McMahon has decided that the titles are vacant and that World Heavyweight Title would be decided in a 10-man Over the Top, Battle Royal on Raw. Unfortunately, he hasn't informed Raw GM, Eric Bischoff. How will Eric Respond and who will come out on top? Tune in to find out.

***Card Subject to Change***

[TheMainMan25]

First card is up. Roleplays are due by Wednesday Aug 4.

P.S. No, Y2J. I was actually speaking to The Kid. I just typed the wrong name.

[Y2J World Champ]

Just wondering but how are you going to decide who will win the match and is this the only match that will be happening on Raw a week from friday?

[Mac Daddy]

Main Man, I've changed my mind. My first RP will be up either tomorrow, Friday or Saturday.


Thanks

[Y2J World Champ]

And just to let you know MainMan I will be sending in my rp today, I'll try to send it in today.

[TheMainMan25]

Yes this is the only match scheduled for next week's Raw. Don't worry, it'll be good. I'm giving everyone a fair shot at the Title, based on their RP and since we only have 10 guys so far, this would work out as a great way to kick things off.

If anyone has any better ideas though, feel free to PM me. I want to make this sim as good as possible, so feedback from you is essential.

[Y2J World Champ]

Ok thats fine but you didn't answer my question which is how will you decide who is going to win? I know that you will decide by there rp's but what are you going to look for? For example will it be quality or quantity that you will be looking at?

(Sorry if I'm asking all these questions, I just want to know ahead of time so I can make sure I write a real good rp)

[TheMainMan25]

We're going by the rule of uCw-Quality over Quantity.

Things that I look for in a rp:

In Ring Promos:
1. Some sort of entrance.
2. A point-meaning, is your promo well constructed or are you just rambling?
3. Since we're using existing wrestlers-how well did you stay within your character? I mentioned this to someone before, but if you're the Rock then you'll rp in the third person. Why? Because the Rock only speaks in the third person. Especially the heel Rock, which is what we have in this sim. Y2J and Triple H occasionally speak in the third person, but not all the time.

Behind the Scenes Promos are a little easier to judge, but they must have a point as well. Creativity goes a long way with me. Feel free to show different sides of your character (or what you think that your character would do or feel or think).

Things not to do:

1. Do not use a wrestler in your rp without clearing it with the wrestler and myself first. Example-don't take someone and powerbomb them off of the stage in your promo. You can trash their dressing room, steal their car, or kidnap their loved ones, just don't do anything to the wrestler themselves without permission.

2. No whining. If you don't win right away it might be because of storyline reasons. In other words, you might be winning at a later date.

That's it. Hope it helped.

[Y2J World Champ]

Thats good and just give me about 30 minutes before I send in my first rp. And if you need help writing the matches for future shows you can pm me and we can discuss this.

OOC: Yeah Son! This is my 1000th Post! I believe I'm the first person who is not a mod or anything like that to reach 1000th Post! :D My mom is going to be so proud of me.

[Y2J World Champ]

::Sorry for the double post::
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Future World Heavyweight Champion
The Game
Triple H

The camera fades in and we are in Madison Square Garden in New York City. The fans are packed into the Garden live on Raw awaiting the arrival of the Game Triple H. All of a sudden "Time to Play the Game" plays throughout the arena as Triple H comes out wearing some blue jeans, a black HHH T-shirt and a blue vase while holding a water bottle. The fans give Triple H a huge amount of Heat as Triple H stands in the entrance and drinks the water before walking down to the ring. Triple H climbs on the ringside and looks at the crowd, Triple H drinks the water one more time and throws the water bottle into the crowd. Triple H raises his arms in his HHH taunt as he spits the water in the air. Triple H goes inside the ring and takes the mic away from the ring announcer. The music begins to stop but the fans continue to hand out heat to the game Triple H. Triple H stands in the middle of the ring as the fans begin to quite down.

Triple H: You people. You people know who I'am. If you forgot who I'am. I'am the game Triple H. I was the most dominant superstar in the WWE for years. I have ended careers, I have made many superstars famous and I was a multiple WWE Champion. Well awhile ago the WWE died but thanks to Vince McMahon the WWE has been resurrected and its alive today more than it has ever bene. Today is a brand new day. Today the WWE begins.........again. But when you bring back the WWE you have to bring in the superstars back and the first man Vince wanted to bring back was me. Vince realized the WWE wouldn't become famous without me. Well I'm here and in less than a day working in the WWE Vince McMahon made a huge announcement for Raw. And that is there is going to be a 10 man Battle Royal Match for the World Heavyweight Title, the one title I live for, the title I breathe inside and out. But these 9 superstars that I'am going to face as well are no easy opponents. They are Y2J Chris Jericho, Booker T, Tazz, The Rock, Randy Orton, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Scott Hall and Batista.

Triple H walks around the ring with a smile before stopping.

Triple H: First off we have The Rock, the Peoples Crock, well Rock you and I have a huge history against each other. We have faced each other countless of times throughout all these years and we have had some classic matches. But in most of those classic matches I came out on top, why, because I was just a little bit better than you are. Rock, I have defeated you before in big matches and on Raw next week it won't be nothing different. I'll come out on top as the World Heavyweight Champion. Now, the next superstar is the 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, 5 time, 5 time WCW Loser! Booker T, you talk about WCW and how you were there champion but you have to realize that WCW was a joke and so were every superstar in there. Booker T, I have faced you before, if you can't remember I'll remind you. It was Wrestlemania 19, I was the World Champ at the time and you were the challenger. We both came into this match will alot of confidence but who came on top Booker T. Who came out as the Champion. It was me. I came into the match as the champion and walked out as the champion and on Raw, same thing I told to the Rock, but this time its just a little different, I'm going to be walking in as the challenger and walking out as the champion.

The crowd begins a HHH sucks chant.

Triple H: But them two are the only two real challenges for me. Everyone else in this match will be no competition. All of them are just young punk kids except for Hall who's already going on retirement after all his years of wrestling but all these punk kids don't realize that I'am the Game and that I cannot lose. I never lose in big matches and I guarantee a victory on Raw is War. Rock, Booker T, Y2J, Orton, Jeff, Matt, Tazz, Scott and Batista can you play the game? I guess we will have to wait till Raw is War. But I would like to end this by saying I have played the game, I have won the game and on Raw I will win the World Heavyweight Title.

Triple H drops the mic as his theme music plays while the fans continue the HHH sucks chant. Triple H walks out of the ring and goes backstage. Triple H walks down the hall and walks by Vince. Vince and Triple H stop and look at each other. Triple H just stares at him for a few seconds before continuing walking down the hall as the camera fades away to the WWE logo.

[Peoples King]

Best get cracking then. MM Im undecided. More then likely face but we will have to wait and see.

[Mac Daddy]

Hey, Main Man, are you going to be editting the thread title? It needs a sim or fed title. Just a suggestion :winkok:

[The Kid]

The lights shut off and all of the sudden the arena is surrounded in a sea of orange. Tazz walks down to the ring with a black towel over his head and he looks very focused. He enters the ring and poses on the second rope. Tazz asks for a mic and he gets it, he begins to speak.

Tazz: I'm not here to run my mouth all night about how great I am, I'm here instead to deliver a message. Triple H, I saw you out here before talking about how there is no competition for you. I got news for ya, Game. You have never beaten me. The others you might have but not me. Triple H, Raw is going to change, The WWE is going to change and you better believe the mood is about to change.

Tazz: As for the rest of you, you'll have to get used to being just anotha victim of me. Don't think that just because I was retired means I can't go anymore. If you think that you'll find yourself choked out in the middle of the ring. So to everyone in that Battle Royal, watch your backs, say your prayers and beat me if you can, survive if I let you.

[Mac Daddy]

At a house show in Rochester, New York, the fans are on their feet after a tag team match. After their defeat to Edge & Christian, Billy Kidman and Paul London are still in the ring and the fans give them a standing ovation. Then suddenly … Booker T’s music hits! The fans immediately begin booing and moments later, the former five-time WCW Champion comes out! Booker T is dressed sharply. He has on a black silk shirt, dress pants, Stacey Adams dress shoes, and his dreads hanging down. Booker T starts to do his pyrotechnical display, but he waves the fans off and continues walking without doing so. Booker T gets to the end of the aisle and he a fan says something Mr. T. doesn’t like. Booker T utters an obscenity at the fan and jumps at him. Booker T turns left, and makes his way to the steel steps. Booker T starts to walk up the steel steps, and he turns and looks at the same section of fans who weren’t too pleased with Booker T’s actions. Booker T makes his way up the steel steps and gets into the ring. Booker T gets a microphone and the master of the Spin-A-Roonie begins talking.


Booker T: Stand to yo feet, suckas, Booker T is in the house! (major boos from the crowd) I just wanted to come out and send a little message to all my Battle Royal opponents on --


Booker T turns to Billy Kidman and Paul London.


Booker T: What the hell are y’all waiting on? (Kidman and London stare at Booker T for a while) Oh, you waitin’ for me to spell it out for you two punk ass suckas? Get out!


Billy Kidman and Paul London turn around and they begin leaving. The crowd starts to boo and Booker T starts verbally bashing the men as they leave.


Booker T: That’s right! They know what time it is! I’m Booker T! You two punk asses can stand in this ring when me when you win a couple of World titles. But in the mean time … get to steppin’!


Billy Kidman and Paul London finally return to the back and Booker T begins talking again.


Booker T: Now, I got a lot of suckas to go through On Raw. For the past few days, ever since the match was signed, I ain’t heard nothing but trash talkin’ from my opponents. Now first up on the list is … Tazz; the Suplex Machine. Now Tazz likes to go around and adds to his credit that he’s a former ECW World Heavyweight Champion (laughs) … He says it like that’s something to be proud of! I mean, ECW?! Come on, dog, you can do better than that. But then again, I don’t know. See Tazz couldn’t hang in World Championship Wrestling, or he hang in the WWE. Reason being is because he comes about right here to me (places hand at waist). See, Tazz don't wanna try me in the battle royal, 'cause all he gon’ do, he run smack dab into Booker T’s ba{bleeps}! But then again I don’t know, he might be one of them midget fairies (cackles). Man, I kid myself.


The crowd boos Booker T, and he waits for a minute as an ******* chant starts. The chant dies down and Booker T begins again.



Booker T: Then you got ‘The Game’ Triple H (boos from the crowd). You know, I know I got a hefty size nose, but this cat’s nose is bigger than all out of outdoors. But I tell you what, though, on Raw, I’m gonna throw Triple H’s ass at a farther distance than his big ass nose … and that’s no small feat, lemme tell you.


Then we got, Chris Jericho (cheers from the crowd). I’ve never, ever seen someone so overrated. This cat has yet to win the big one. That’s right, Chris Jericho has never been World Champion. Booker T, on the other hand, has. But I tell you another thing, I think it’s ‘aboot’ time someone kicked Chris Jericho’s lame ass back to Canada, and that man … is going to me, Booker T!


Whoa! Hold the phone! My bad, y’all, I made a mistake. I know that’s very, very, very, very, very … VERY rare, but I did. Chris Jericho was a Champion before. See Jericho won the title at Vengeance 2001. He first beat The Rock to advance. Speaking, of the ‘Corporate Champ’. This is another example of played out, repetitive jackasses. Who in the hell does the Rock think he is? Taking my move! Man, I made the Book End before he made the Rockbottom. I tell you what, I ought to sue the Rock’s ass! (pauses for a moment) But I’m going to do something that’s better than suing The Rock. I’m going throw his candy, jabronie ass out of the ring quicker than his hairline recedes! (the crowd gasps and begin laughing) Yeah, that’s right!


Then we got ‘The Legend Killer’ Randy Orton. Pfffft. (begins laughing) Man, who told Orton he’s a Legend Killer? Who he beat? Shawn Michaels. He ain’t do nothing to HBK! HBK spoke in tongues a little, prayed, and got right back up. Man please! Randy Orton better sit his ass down before the world sees something that Orton doesn’t want. And that’s the former five time WCW Champion, Booker T whoopin’ the green, non-dues-payin’, arrogant ass of Randy Orton!


Now, there are five more other cats, but who cares about them? They’re nobodies and I’m simply gon’ smack the lips off them bitches, and call it a day! But the overall point is … No one is this Battle Royal compares to yours truly. I’m a man’s man. I’m a champion’s champion, and I’m about as fly as they as come. So here’s the bottom-line … On Raw is War, Booker T is gonna beat some ass and become the next WWE World Heavyweight Champion! NOW CAN YOU DIG THAT … SUCKA?!!!!!!!!!


Then Booker’s music blasts over the PA system and he throws down the microphone. He gets down on one knee and stares at his hand, and shakes his head. Then he proceeds and does the Spin-A-Roonie. The fans cheer and Booker T get to his feet and gets out of the ring. Booker T yells at a cheering fan, “I ain’t did that for you, sucka!” Booker T passes the fan who he jumped at earlier and he turns around, goes back, and takes their sign and rips it up and throws it at them. This brings a smile to Booker’s face as they try to reach over the barricade and retrieve ripped parts. Booker T turns around and begins his way to the back.


The Booker Man has spoken!

[TheMainMan25]

Originally posted by Mac Daddy: "HBK spoke in tongues a little, prayed, and got right back up. Man please!"

That made me laugh out loud. Good job.

[Mac Daddy]

Originally posted by Mac Daddy: "HBK spoke in tongues a little, prayed, and got right back up. Man please!"

That made me laugh out loud. Good job.


At least one of these stupid suckas could dig it. [/Booker T.]

[TheMainMan25]

Really? Well, Vince McMahon says that you job for a month for that crack.


just kidding

[Mac Daddy]

Really? Well, Vince McMahon says that you job for a month for that crack.


just kidding


Whoa (pulls shirt collar in nervousness) Uh ... :nervous:


Oh, it was a joke! Ha ha. Very funny, Vince. Very funny.


But I -- I mean -- I wasn't scurred. I'm Booker T ... Yeah, sucka! I'm Booker T! :mad: [/Book]

[Peoples King]

Camera opens in some arena somewhere or other. There isnt much to indicate what specific arena we are in. You can here the buzz of thousands of people talking. There is an electricity in the air as the crowd wait for the nights action to begin. Some of the fans clutch signs which they lovingly created for their favourite superstar to see. The camera picks up some guys picking his nose, boredom setting in. He extracts a long green......... Oh god he just ate it. Camera quickly changes to a wide shot. Suddenly the titantron come to life as a countdown comes up. 5 4 3 2 1. Silence before pyro is set off and the crowd give a huge pop. "Break the walls down!" Chris Jericho stands atop the stage. His back is to the crowd and he has his hands spread out in trademark fashion, fists clenched. Jericho turns and faces the crowd who seem to adore him. Jericho smiles and begins to walk down the ramp. He gets some of the crowd at ringside riled up before mounting the steps. Jericho does a turn and faces the fans, he raises his arms in the air. Jericho shouts out at the crowd before stepping between the ropes. The music cuts off and Y2J is handed a microphone. He looks out at the crowd as a "Y2J" chant starts to sound throughout the arena. Jericho raises the mic and smiles a little.

Chris Jericho:
Welcome to Raw is Jericho!

The crowd pop big time as Jericho lets loose a catch phrase. The "Y2J" chant gets louder as the King of the World looks out at the fans. He does a walk around the ring and then raises the mic again.

Chris Jericho:
This coming Raw is War is going to be historic. Y2J was sitting at home sipping some Pino Cholatte when he heard that there will be an over the top rope Battle Royale for the WWE WorldHeavyweight title. The viewers at home and the fine people of Miami are going to be treated a few things. First and foremost you are all going to see one hell of a night of action. Im going to put a Y2J garuntee on that. Second you are all going to see nine jackasses in that ring believing that they have a chance at winning the WorldHeavyweight title. I know they are all dreamers but what can you do? The third and last thing you will see is Chris Jericho being the last man standing in that ring. You will see the King of the World standing aloft with the WorldHeavyweight title in his pocession. Ladies and gentleman those arent predictions. Y2J is stating what WILL happen on Raw. I dont mean to take away from my opponents but lets face it who stands a chance agasint the only real celebrated bad mama jama in WWE history? Who stands a chance against the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla? Quite simply who stands a chance against Y2J Chris Jericho?

Jericho lets the crowd cheer but a small section start up a 'Rocky' chant. Jericho looks up towards the crowd and smiles. He nods before bringing the mic to his lips again.

Chris Jericho:
I think......... I think I here a Rocky chant starting up in this arena. Now either a few of you just rented a Stallone movie or else you are backing the Rock at Raw? Im going to admit a few things. Yes the Rock can be considered a good, no, a great talent. The Rock has won alot of titles in his time. Hell the Rock is even a leading man in Hollywood. But you know something? The Rock is a jackass. There I said it! Its out in the open. Lets face it, the man is so full of himself that he falls asleep thinking about getting it on with himself. Rock can raise his eyebrow, he can talk smack and he can be called the Peoples Champion but......... please PEOPLE........ The Rock can never be Y2J. The last time Chris Jericho and the Rock faced off one on one, it wasnt the Great One that walked out the victor it was Chris Jericho. On Raw it wont be the Rock that walks out the champion. It will be me. The history between myself and the Rock is legend. That history will always be there but on Raw it will be Chris Jericho that adds to the history books, not the Rock. He can "garun-damn-tee" victory but it wont happen. Rock will be the fan favourite, it is his hometown but Y2J will see to it that the Rock will not be leaving Miami the Heavyweight champion of the World.

Oh, I could never talk about the title without addressing Mr Stephanie McMahon. Hunter Hearst Hammersmith...... sorry Hemsley will also be in that ten man-over the top-Battle Royale. I know that Triple H was at Madison Square Garden running his mouth. Oh believe me I am well aware of the ever living crap that came spewing from the mouth of Cripple H. Hunter you can talk crap all you want but you will not, I repeat will NOT beat me on Raw is War. This is one of the most important matches of my life and there is no way I am letting some big nosed son of a bitch ruin it for me. The title means everything to me. Chris Jericho will not sit back and watch your sorry ass win that title. You can supersize that promise junior.

The day wouldnt be complete without us hearing from the 5 timeeeee, dear lord, 5 time, still going, 5 time, 5 time....... 5 TIME wCw champion. Ah yes I also was forced to listen to Booker T run his mouth about me, the Pope and Doink the Clown. Let me remind Book that Y2J is a two time wCw champion himself. Not only that but Chris Jericho was the first eeeeeeeeeeeeeEVER Undisputed champion. Now yes you are a 5 time wCw Champion but Book I too was part of wCw and that place was a joke. It was all about politics, everything was politics. The really good talent was kept down while the good ol' boys were pushed like there was no tomorrow. Booker T known to talk an awful lot but Im going to give him a little Y2J advice. SHUT THE HELL UP! Book I dont give a damn what you have to say. Stevie Ray doesnt give a damn what you have to say. Puff the Magic Dragon certainly doesnt give a damn what you say. All that matters is this. Raw is War, Chris Jericho will be throwing your 5 time ass over the top rope. And Book, Im tellin you that I did just say that.

Crowd like to hear Jericho telling off Booker T. He lets up for a few seconds to allow the crowd to get out another "Y2J" chant. Jericho pumps his right arm and then bring the mic up again.

Chris Jericho:
Course then there are others that litter this match. Tazz, he is a former ECW champion and one of the greatest small men of all time. The best thing about Tazz is that he reminds me of a potatoe. Sorry Tazz but your ass goes over the top. The Hardy Boyz. Matt and Jeff, the pride of Noth Carolina. These two togeather are without a shadow of a doubt one of the great tag teams in the history of this great industry. Apart........ Well apart Matt and Jeff are just....... well they just............ Look they just just! Randy Orton, the self proclamed Legend Killer. Randy your young, talented and show an awful lot of of promise. But, Randy, your an idiot. You believe your gods gift to women when in truth your gods gift to the criminally insane. In other words some big dude called Bubba is just dying to make you his "Beotch". Batista is a big guy. However big Dave has about as many wrestling moves as of Hulk Hogan. Yeah, okay, Hulk is a legend and all but a predictable one. Its going to be hard to get you over Batista but considering the smarts that you pocess, I predict that you'll throw yourself over the top. Hey I just found out that Scott Hall was alive! Damn I would have thought that good ol' Scott would be in need of a hip replacement by this stage. I heard rumours that he walked into an antique store and they decided to keep him. Seems he escaped because Scott is in the Battle Royal. I'll bet anything that the poor ol' son of a bitch will get lost on his way to the arena.

Jericho stops talking and a puzzled look comes on his face

Chris Jericho:
Thats it? Thats the competition? Y2J is beginning to think that he should have kept drinking his Pino Colatta and stayed at home. Anyway, when you tune into Raw is war you are going to see body after body after body being flung over the top rope. When the dust settles, Chris Jericho will be your WorldHeavyweight champion!

'Break The Walls Down' hits again and Jericho drops the mic. He rolls out of the ring and makes his way back up the ramp. He stops at the top and raises his arms in trademark fashion. Jericho brings them down and disappears behind the curtain.

[TheMainMan25]

:lmao: Holy **** was that funny! I was writing a rp for Batista, now I've got to redo it.

[Will-I-am]

The WWE crowd is feeling excited because they've seen 4 of wrestling's biggest names come down to the ring and tear each other apart verbally. Now they are waiting in expectation for whoever comes out next. Just then, the lights in the arena turn bright red and a "howl" echoes throught the arena. Some members of the crowd recognize this howl and go crazy, others are simply confused.

"Don't Turn Your Back on the Wolf-Pak" plays and Scott Hall walks out, doing his signature low walk with a toothpick in his mouth. The crowd recognizes him now. He sneers at some of the fans before getting in the ring. He grabs a microphone.

Hall: Hey Yo!
(The crowd hollers back: HEY YO!)

Hall: Y'know, when I signed up for the WWE I expected to be treated with a little more respect then what I've been treated with so far. I've heard wrestler after wrester come down here to this ring and talk about Scott Hall. Well, let's talk about some of the guys that had the balls to even mention the Bad Guy. First we'll start with Triple H. (The crowd gives heat when Scott mentions Triple H).

Hall: Triple H may be the game now, but I remember when he was a chubby, little blue-blooded snot that followed the "clique" around like a lost puppy dog. We used to make this clown get us sodas and sandwiches when we got hungry. We used to make fun of him behind his back because even then we knew that he was an opportunistic punk that would turn on you in a second if it served him best. Actually, the only reason that he's even "the Game" now is because me and Big Sexy left for WCW to form the most devasting group in history. And what did this guy do while we were gone? He formed his own little group and modeled it after ours. Now this dude thinks that the "Bad Guy" will be no competition at the Battle Royal. Next is Chris Jericho, Y2J and Booker T (the crowd cheers loudly for Y2J, but boos for Booker T).

Hall: I remember back in 1998, that we used to beat these guys up in one form or another every single week. Actually, we beat them up twice a week-once on Nitro and the second time on Thunder. Jericho can say that he was kept down because of politics, but I know what the real reason was. It was because you weren't very good at all. You could beat up Dean Malenko, but when it came time to dance with the big boys, well, let's just say that our bats did the talkin for us. The same thing goes for "GI Bro"...oops-Booker T. (Scott laughs at his own joke). This "5-time" World Champion was only champ after I left. While I was around the only thing that he accomplished was getting beat down, week after week.

Hall: So you can understand why "the bad-guy" finds it hilarious that these guys talk about me. At the battle royal, we'll see who needs to be retired. And if you have anything else to say, remember this: Don't sing it, Bring it!

The crowd cheers for him as Scott takes his toothpick and flicks it at the camera. He gets out of the ring and goes backstage.

[TheMainMan25]

Scott Hall has just walked to the back, and the crowd-already excited is whipped into a mixed frenzy as the lights in the arena go from red to bright gold and the familiar guitar riff of Evolution fills the arena. "Evolution is a mystery" hits the PA system and Batista, Randy Orton followed by Rick Flair walk onto the stage. They're all dressed to a t-Batista in a sleeveless black shirt, and black slacks, and Orton and Flair in their usual charcoal grey and black suits. Randy puts his hands out to his sides and does a spin at the end of the ramp. The crowd is very mixed-whoo's out of respect for Flair, but boo's for the group as a whole. The 3 enter the ring and Flair is handed the microphone first.


Flair:
Oh baby, we are stylin and profilin tonight, whoo!

The crowd cheers as Flair "profiles" across the ring. Batista and Orton clap and cheer Flair on. Flair stops suddenly.


Flair:
But! But... something has put a damper on the Nature Boy's spirits! And that's all the boys in the back talkin about Evolution like we're nothin, like we were just like everyone else! We're Evolution and at one point or another, we've beaten the crap out of EVERYONE backstage...with the exception of Scott Hall. WE are the past, present, and future of this business and every single one of you backstage knows it! (Flair works himself up in his trademark style) You know it! And time and time again we've proven it! We've proven that none of you has the talent of the (slaps Orton on the chest) "Legend Killer" Randy Orton, (slaps Batista on the chest) the brute strength of the "Monster" Batista, or the savvy of the 16-time, "whoo", World Champion Rick Flair. Jericho even has the backbone to say that my man Batista here, only know a few wrestling moves. Well Jericho, this coming Raw you only have to be concerned with one move. And that move is flyin over the top rope, head first courtesy of Batista! Whoo!

The Crowd Whoos with Flair as he passes the mic to Orton. The crowd noise turns instantly from Whoos-to boo's as Orton grabs the mic.


Orton:

Jericho, it wasn't long ago that we faced each other in the ring in a situation just like this one. And if you remember, it was the Legend Killer that came out on top. So for you to come out here and say that you're going to win the Battle Royal means one of two things: either you're delusional, or you drank one too many Pina Coladas and you were drunk when you came out here. In fact, I shouldn't even be addressing you seeing as how I'm the Legend Killer and you are nothing close to a Legend. In fact Chris, you're more like a joke. And you're extremely funny. But you wanna know what's going to be even funnier? The look on your face after you're thrown over the top rope and you look up at Evolution, the Past, Present and Future of this business and know that you're two rungs below us on the "evolutionary ladder".


Orton throws down the mic and Evolution poses in the ring as their music plays again. Flair "profiles" again and the three exit the ring.

[Mac Daddy]

Backstage, at the house show, Booker T is on his way out of the arena, when Josh Matthews stops him.



Josh Matthews: “Booker, I can get a few words with you?”


Booker T: “Man, what you the hell you want?”


Josh Matthews: “Can I get your thoughts on the words of Scott Hall and Chris Jericho?


Booker T: “What in the hell is a Scott Hall?”


Josh Matthews: “Scott Hall of the nWo Wolf Pac ... former WCW superstar ... (Booker T continues to look at Josh Matthews dumbfounded) you seriously don’t know who Scott Hall is?”


Booker T: “Sucka, if I knew, I would let you know. Obviously, this Scott Hall character is no one important and I don’t remember him, nor do I think I ever knew him.”


Josh Matthews: “Well he had some unflattering things to say about you.”


Booker T: “Like I said. I don’t know the punk-ass sucka, so his words don’t mean spit. I suggest he wins a couple of World Heavyweight titles before Booker T can acknowledge him.


Josh Matthews: “Okay ... but what about what Chris Jericho had to say? In some, I thought it was pretty funny (chuckles).”


Booker T: “You think that’s funny? Nothing Jericho does is funny! I didn’t see what Jericho said, but I bet it went a little something like this:


‘Welcome to Raw is Jericho. Never, eeeeeeever.’ And probably some cheesy line like, ‘I heard what Booker T had to say about me, the Pope and Doink the Clown.’ Ha ha. Funny. But hey, he probably didn’t stop there. He probably said: ‘Shut the hell up! WCW was politics and that’s why Booker T won the belt. Never, eeeeeeever. Puff the Dragon’ ... who in the hell is Puff the Dragon ... ‘doesn’t care what you have to say. Never, eeeeeeever. Welcome to Raw is Jericho.’


You see? It’s a whole line of repetitive garbage. Like I said before, someone needs to kick Jericho’ ass back to Canada so he can be with his lame-ass hockey daddy. Chris Jericho sucks. But I can name two things that Chris Jericho is gonna be sucking. His lips are be sucking that ground after I throw his ass out of the ring in the Battle Royal and he’s also gonna on a dic ... tionary to find some new insults. The bottom-line is, Chris Jericho can run his mouth till he grows that ugly-ass beard back, but the fact remains, Booker T is going to be the next World Heavyweight Champion. And whether that punk-ass sucka, Chris Jericho knows that now or later is completely irrelevant. Now back yo punk ass up!”


Josh Matthews backs up and Booker T adjusts his bag on his shoulders and continues out the building.

[TheMainMan25]

Ok, bad news. Y2J World Champ has decided to leave this sim-he's simply stretched too far. He's a member of 3 different sims and that's gotta be a lot of work for anyone. So, I'll be writing for Triple H as well as the rest of Evolution.

[Peoples King]

*PK sits back and sizes up the situation.*

Lets see I now have Evolution, Scott Hall and Booker T going after my man Chris Jericho. Im loving this SIM already. I'll be back.

[IvanDrago]

Absolute silence. The Rock loves it. He loves the absolute silence that a House-Show crowd gives off when they are expecting someone to come out. When the Rock is involved, it is similar to the "calm before the storm". Howard Finkle is welcoming the crowd in Minneapolis, MN to WWE Revenge-the title of this particular house show series. The Rock never really liked Finkle, he always thought that he looked funny in the ring, stuffed in that tuxedo-like the trailer park trash version of the "Let's get ready to Ruuumble" guy that announces Boxing matches. The Rock would rather look at Jillian Garcia, but she's reserved for Raw, not podunk shows like this one. Actually, the Rock is tired of hearing Finkle talk, so he walks to the backstage curtain.

Howard Finkle:
Minneapolis, Minnesota! Welcome to WWE Reven-

"IF YA SMELLLLLLLLLLLLL........WHAT THE ROCK..........IS COOKIN!"

The crowd goes absolutely banannas at the sound of the Rock's music. The Great One struts down to the ring and does his usual turnbuckle pose. He goes to the opposite turnbuckle and does the same. He is handed his usual weapon-a microphone and puts the microphone to his mouth, but a loud chant of "Rocky" echoes through the arena. The Rock pauses and ****s his head to the side. These people obviously don't know what's about to hit them. When the chants subside he rears his head back and puts the mic to his mouth.

Rock:
Finally......The Rock has come back to.......

The crowd finishes it- "to Minneapolis!" and cheers but that the Rock just stands there. That wasn't what he was going to say.

Rock:
To..........To.......... LAY THE SMACK DOWN ON ALL YOUR CANDY ASSES!

The crowd is confused for a moment and then boo's start to break out.

Rock:
What? You thought that the Rock was gonna come out here and say that he had finally come back to Minneapolis? (the Crowd cheers) The Rock doesn't care where you're from! As far as he's concerned, you're five thousand, cold-blooded, parka-wearin, snow-mobile drivin, Canadian-speakin, pieces of trailer park trash!

The crowd starts leveling some heavy heat and chants of "Rocky Sucks" ring out. Some of the fans seem to be eating this up though.

Rock:
Rocky sucks huh? Well, the Rock says this, Minneapolis: Know your role and Shut Your Mouth! The Rock didn't come here to talk to you! No, no, no! The Rock came to talk about one thing: the battle royal on Raw.

Rock:
Now, the Rock has heard all of these jabronies runnin their mouths about how they're gonna win. Y2-gay came down here and did his whole whiny-voiced "Raw is Jericho" bit, even though he sounded like someone snatched his balls off. How high can a man's voice go? Jericho, the Rock knows that you rehearsed that little piece of television magic for a week before you had the nerve to come out here. Because every time you interrupted the Rock on Raw, the Great One ripped you a new *******. And, if the Rock remembers correctly, you called him a jackass. Wasn't it your monkey-ass that came out here on national television and cried and bitched and moaned about how no one took you seriously as a champion? What did the Rock tell you then? What did he tell you? The Great One told you that there was no way on God's Green Earth that you were taking the WWE Championship from him fairly. Why? Because you were simply not that good. So Jericho, the Rock say this: ease up on those pina coladas because the Rock doesn't want you to get alcohol poisoning when you order some drinks at the Smackdown Hotel. Right on the corner of Know-Your-Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.

The crowds boos really loudly and the Rock addresses them.

Rock:
Oh wait! Hold on, the Rock's not through yet! He's still gotta talk about Triple H and Booker T! The Rock's gonna make this quick though because the smell of the manure on you ****-kickers boots is starting to get to him. Triple H came out and did his usual schtick and said that he's "the game". The only reason Triple H is the game is because he follows Vince around like he's got Monopoly pieces in his ass crack. Triple H's nose is stuck so far up Vince's ass that if he sneezes, it's coming out of Vince's mouth. Booker T is another matter however. This 270-lb bag of monkey turd's comes down to the ring and does a breakdance move like he's on "Soul Train" and then says some crap that the Rock would respond to. But he's not because this jabroni doesn't speak-a no damn English! But the Rock knows that Booker T, or GI Bro or Harlem Heat, thinks that he's gonna win the battle royal on Raw. And the Rock wants to know why? Because he was down south beating up on some jabroni named Juventud? Because he's a 5-time champion of a company that went out of business. Booker T, the Rock says this: you can take your little title belts-all five of em, shine em up real nice...........turn those sumbitches sideways and shove em straight up your roody-poo, candy ass!

The crowd finishes the catch-phrase with the Rock. The Rock stops in his tracks and looks pissed.

Rock:
Don't do that. What was the Rock about to say? Oh, The Rock was about to say, before your monkey asses interrupted him, that it doesn't matter who's in the ring with the Great One. It doesn't matter if it's Evolution, Booker T, Y2-Gay, Scott Hall, the Wonder Twins-oops the Rock means the Hardy Boys, or Tazz. He's gonna through one jabroni, after another, after another over the top rope and be the Most Electrifying World Champion that Raw has ever seen. Actually, the Rock's gonna go a little further than that. He's going to "guaran-damn-tee" that he's gonna win the World Championship. And there are two things that you jabroni's in the back can do about it-nothing and like it. IF YA SMELLL LA LA LA LA LOW.....WHAT THE ROCK........

The crowd finishes it for the Rock and cheers when he looks pissed off.

Rock:
Hey, Minneapolis! This isn't Sing-a-long with the Rock! The Great One does it by himself! ...........IS COOKIN!

The crowd gives the Rock a loud mixed reaction as his music plays and he poses on the turnbuckles before making his way to the back.

[Mac Daddy]

In the parking lot of a WWE REVENGE houseshow, a Mercedes-Benz pulls up in the camera view. The car stops and moments later, the former five-time WCW Champion Booker T gets out. Booker T's dressed to kill, with his silk shirt, dress pants, and Stacy Adams. Then a valet walks over to Booker T and says.


Valet Boy: Can I take your car, Mr. T?


Booker T: What, sucka?


Velt Boy: Can I take your --


Booker T: I heard what you said. What? You tryin' to say I'm deaf?


Valet Boy: No, not at --


Booker T: I don't need yo punk-ass explanations. I tell you what, I don't trust you. So you get two other people with you, two people to watch you park my car, and then you'll get the keys.


Valet Boy: Sir, it's really not that serious --


Booker T: What? You know who you talkin' to? I'm the next World Heavyweight Champion and when I tell you to do something, you do it!


Then one of the backstage correspondents, The Coach walks up to Booker T. The Coach says ...


The Coach: Book, what's up?


Booker T: (with a smile on his face) Nothin' much, Coach. (Booker then shakes hands with The Coach)


The Coach: Look, Book, I need a short interview with you about the latest comments from The Rock. In fact, he said some things not that long ago.


Booker T: Sure, man. Anything for the Coach! Shoot, man.


The Coach: Alright, Book. The Rock said about you, and I quote, 'This 270-lb bag of monkey turd's comes down to the ring and does a breakdance move like he's on "Soul Train" and then says some crap that the Rock would respond to. But he's not because this jabroni doesn't speak-a no damn English! But the Rock knows that Booker T, or GI Bro or Harlem Heat, thinks that he's gonna win the battle royal on Raw. And the Rock wants to know why? Because he was down south beating up on some jabroni named Juventud? Because he's a 5-time champion of a company that went out of business. Booker T, the Rock says this: you can take your little title belts-all five of em, shine em up real nice...........turn those sumbitches sideways and shove em straight up your roody-poo, candy ass!'


Booker T's expression has gone from happy to sheer anger. Then suddenly, Booker T's mood lightens again and he says ...


Booker T: You know, what Coach? At first ... I was a little mad when I heard that. In fact, I would still be mad had anyone, but The Rock said it. I'm sure you know why.


The Coach: Please, allow me to guess. Okay, The Rock's a corporate ass-kissing, cowardly, played-out, uncool, and unattractive annoying little creb. Was that good enough?


Booker T: Not even close, man. 'Cause The Rock is a corporate ass-kissing, cowardly, played-out, uncool, unattractive annoying little creb. But you came close, Coach.


The Coach: Damn, I was. I wish I had thought of that. But anyway, is that all you have to say, Booker Man?


Booker T: No it ain't. See while Rock was pinnin' suckas like Chris Jericho and that nobody Tazz, I was in the ring with talent like Goldberg, Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash, Rey Mysterio, Scott Steiner, Jeff Jarrett, etc., etc., etc. See WCW may have gone down the drain, but that means nothing to Booker T's credibility. Because I remain the most dominant, accomplished, and decorated superstars in pro wrestling in history. So The Rock can take his ugly, balding ass and sit it down somewhere, before he broke and messed up! Now I bet Rock can dig that.


The Coach: It doesn't matter ... 'cause the Coach does. Alright, Book, man. And thanks.


Booker T: Yeah. And one more thing, Coach: Watch this sucka valet boy park my car. I don't trust him. He might steal my change.


The Coach: I got you.


Booker tosses the keys to the valet and he and Coach walk up to park Booker T's car. Booker T brushes back his dreads, smiles, and continues into the building.

[TheMainMan25]

OOC: Y2J-great, Booker T-great, Scott Hall-Great, the Rock-great. Those were honestly some of the best "trash-talking rp's that I've ever read. You guys ain't making it easy on the poor Main Man. :D

[TheMainMan25]

Hey guys, the show will be up tomorrow. Sorry about the delay.

[Peoples King]

You better be sorry *Shakes fist in general direction of MM*

[TheMainMan25]

OOC: Sorry about the lateness of the show. I got distracted by....life. :bsflag:





WWE Presents RAW IS WAR From Miami, FL



Pyro in the arena goes off. The Raw theme plays and the camera pans across a very live crowd. It focuses on a few well-endowed girls in the front rows. A guy beside them holds up a sign that says "THE HO TRAIN" and has an arrow pointing to the big-busted girls. The girls don't seem to be in on the joke and are jumping up and down for the camera.

J.R. and Jerry "the King" Lawler welcome everyone to a new era in the WWE. They mention the vacancy of the titles and say that Vince and Shane McMahon are mentioned to be in the building tonight. King wonders what's going to happen tonight.

"I'm Baaaack and better than ever" plays over the speakers and Eric Bischoff comes down to the ring, microphone in hand to a mixed reaction. Eric gets in the ring. He bids all a welcome to the new WWE RAW is War and the crowd cheers loudly. Eric says that as General Manager of Raw he has made some matches that will determine the WWE Champion, right here in Miami, Florida! The crowd cheers for the cheap pop and Eric is about to read the matches for tonight.

"NO CHANCE! NO CHANCE IN HELL! YOU'VE GOT......" The old Corporation theme music interrupts Eric and the crowd goes crazy. Vinny Mac struts his way down to the ring, accompanied by Shane. The get into the ring. Shane plays to the crowd and Vince is handed a microphone. Eric looks dumfounded.
Vince gets on the mic and says that the matches that Eric set up will not be happening tonight. The crowd boo's loudly. Vince waits for them to calm down and then tells Eric that he and Shane have sat things out for the most part for a long time and let the GM's run things. Vince said that that was what the Board of Director's wanted. Vince admits that Eric did a pretty good job, but sitting on the sidelines watching someone else take control of what he created is extremely....boring. Vince says that he and Shane have some plans of his own. The first plan that is going to be put into action is a 10-Man Royal Rumble and that the first WWE World Champion will be crowned right here in Miami, FL! The crowd pops loud and Vince says that 2 men will enter the ring and then an additional participant will enter every 60 seconds. Vince tells Eric not to worry, he and Shane have already chosen the order of the participants...in the "interests of fairness." Eric asks why he wasn't told about this as Raw's GM. Vince says that he sent out a memo, it just must have gotten lost. Eric seems leary but says ok and the three walk to the back to the Corporation's music.

J.R. and The King hype up the upcoming Royal Rumble which is next after the commercial break.



***Commerical***



J.R. and the King welcome everyone back and tells the audience that up next is the first Raw Royal Rumble. The King can't believe it and wonders who will be the first participant. He says that the number one guy has it the worst since he has to outlast everyone else. J.R. says that he's absolutely right, and here we go!

A familiar countdown appears on the Titan-Tron and the crowd goes nuts. The countdown reaches zero, the lights go out and then pyro goes off. "Break the Wall Dooooowwwwn!" plays and Chris Jericho stands in his usual arm's out stance. He turns around and plays to the crowd a little bit while going down the ramp. The gets on the ring apron and turns around again, soaking up the crowd's cheers. He gets in the ring and stares at the stage.

J.R. says that he doesn't think that it's a coincidence that Jericho is out first. The King tells him that he's just being paranoid.

The Hardy Boys' music hit the speakers and the crowd pops loud as Jeff Hardy comes out-glowing face paint and all. Hardy head-bangs a little bit and then runs down to the ring and slides under it.

Jericho takes it to him the instant his head is under the bottom rope battering away with right hands. Jeff fights back with right hands of his own. Jericho ducks a right hand, moves behind Jeff and folds him up with a backdrop. Jeff sits up and gets a dropkick to the face from Jericho. Jericho picks up Hardy and hits a snap suplex. He gets Hardy to his feet again and runs his head into the turnbuckle, staggering Hardy. Y2J tries to throw him over the corner, but Jeff hold on for dear life. Jericho starts hammering Jeff's gut, trying to weaken his grip on the turnbuckle. The countdown for the next participant appears on the Titan-Tron, the crowd counts down with it.

10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1! A horn sounds and

"EVOLUTION IS MYSTERY!" plays on the speakers and the animal, Batista comes down the ramp to heavy crowd heat. Jericho looks at Hardy, looks at Batista and decides to leave Hardy alone. Batista shouts at Y2J and gets in the ring. Y2J hammers away at Batista with right hands actually backing the big man up. Knife-Edge chops to Batista further stun him. Jericho hits a high dropkick that staggers the big man and knocks him against the ropes. Jericho runs and hits a clothesline but Batista doesn't go over. Jericho runs off the opposite rope to give him some momentum. He comes off and Batista hits a big spinebuster. Batista turns around and catches Jeff Hardy who came off of the turnbuckle with a cross-body. Batista carries Hardy to the ropes and dumps him over the top rope.

Jeff Hardy has been eliminated.

Batista is hit with a low blow from Jericho before he can turn around. Dropkick to the back of Batista's head knocks the big man against the ropes again. Jericho sees his chance and hits Batista with a flying forearm. Batista still doesn't go over! The countdown starts again.

10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1! The horn sounds again.

"CAN YOU DIG IT!" plays and the crowd levels heavy heat at the ring. Booker T comes out and gets into the ring. He explodes into Y2J with a running forearm. Batista gets off of the ropes and the two of them start laying the boots to Jericho. They pick Y2J up and shoot him off of the ropes. They both go for a clothesline but Jericho ducks under it, and comes off of the opposite rope with a double clothesline that knocks Booker T down, but only staggers Batista. Batista answers back with a big clothesline of his own, knocking Y2J down. Batista picks up Jericho and moves him to the ropes. Booker T comes over and the two try to put Jericho over. Jericho hangs on but his waist is almost over the top rope. The countdown begins again.

10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1! The horn sounds and...

A Wolf howls in the background. "DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ON THE WOLF-PAC" plays and Scott Hall comes running down the ramp to a loud crowd pop. He slides into the ring and grabs Booker T. Big right hand sends the Book down. Book scrambles to get up-another right hand sends him back down to the mat. Y2J is over the top rope...but falls onto the apron. Batista stomps on him and gets him to his feet. Scott Hall gets Booker T to his feet and shoots him off of the ropes, but the Book reverses it. Scott comes off and Booker T goes for a jump kick. Hall ducks and and Booker T nails Batista in the back of the head sending him BETWEEN the top and second rope and onto the floor. J.R. tells the audience that to be eliminated you have to go over the top rope. King tells J.R. that everyone knows that. Booker gets up and walks into Hall. Hall picks him up and gives Booker a fallaway slam over the rope that's behind him. Booker is too big and Hall doesn't throw him very far. The Booker Man is able to grab the top rope somehow and hang on. Jericho gets up and nails Hall with a dropkick to the head to a loud crowd pop. Booker gets back into the ring and drops Jericho with a BIG side kick. The countdown begins again.

10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1! The horn blares...

"EVOLUTION IS MYSTERY!" plays again and Randy Orton comes out to heavy crowd heat. Orton slides into the ring as well. Booker T turns his attention back to Scott Hall. Orton immediately rushes a rising Y2J, who can't seem to catch a breather. Jericho sees him coming though and dropping down, hits Orton with a drop toe hold tripping the Legend Killer. Orton hits his neck on the bottom rope and the crowd lets out a gasp-that looked like it hurt. At the same time, Booker T is punching away at Scott Hall. Batista gets into the ring and moves behind Booker T and hits him with a big clothesline-revenge for earlier. He sees Y2J getting to his feet and hits him in the back with a big clothesline. Hall gets to his feet and is also nailed with a clothesline from Batista! Batista is the only one standing in the ring and roars to the crowd who levels heat at him. J.R. marvels at the strength of Batista but says that that's not going to win the match. The countdown starts again.

10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1! The horn blares

Matt Hardy V1 runs down to the ring to a loud crowd pop! He slides in the ring behind Batista. Batista turns around and is hit with a boot to the gut from V1...Twist of Fate to Batista to a huge crowd pop! V1 runs across the ring and hits a rising Randy Orton with a clothesline. Jericho gets to his feet and he and V1 lay the boots to the Legend Killer. They get Orton to his feet, shoot him off the ropes and hit a Double Arm Drag to Orton. Scott Hall gets to his feet and turns around to be met with a right hand from Booker T. Hall blocks it and kicks Booker T in the gut. He puts Booker's head between his legs and picks Booker T up in the Outsider's Edge position. He moves to the ropes to throw Booker T over, but The Book escapes and slides off. Hall turns around and is hit with a spinning Back Kick from Booker T knocking him against the ropes. Knife edge chops to Hall. Hall is leaning back against the ropes dangerously. Booker T tries to push him over, but Hall has his elbows locked on the rope. Jericho and V1 are putting the boots to Orton again. Batista is still down. The countdown begins again.

10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1! The horn blares

Heartbeats play over the speakers and then Tazz's music plays! He comes running down the ramp to a huge crowd pop. He slides into the ring and surveys the situation. Tazz sees Booker T about to put over Hall and goes to help. Jericho sees this and goes to help as well. The three of them-Booker T, Tazz and Jericho push Hall over the top rope.

Scott Hall has been eliminated!

J.R. wonders what that was all about. The King says that the WWE always sticks together. Hall is furious and makes his way to the back. Jericho is tackled/speared by Batista who has gotten to his feet. Tazz is met with big right hands by Booker T and Hardy gets Orton to his feet. Hardy goes for a kick to the gut-Orton catches it and spins Hardy around....RKO out of nowhere! Tazz ducks under a right hand from Booker T and hits a picture-perfect Overhead belly-to-belly suplex. Batista has been hammering away at Jericho. Batista picks up Jericho and lifts him over his head. Jericho somehow slides off and lands behind Batista. Front Face Buster to Batista! Jericho gets up and is hit from behind with an elbow from Randy Orton who came over to help his teammate. The Countdown starts again.

10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1! The horn blares

"Time to play the Game. TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!" plays over the speakers and Triple H comes out to a huge crowd pop. The crowd would be booing him, but this is the first Raw and they're happy to see him. Triple H walks down to the ramp slowly....and Ric Flair follows him out. Triple H gets into the ring behind a rising Batista, Flair stays on the outside. J.R. says that all of Evolution is in the ring now. Triple H is playing ring general. He shouts at Orton and tells him to get Jericho up. Orton gets Jericho up and holds him. Batista rushes to hit Y2J with a clothesline but Y2J ducks at the last minute. Batista destroys Orton with the clothesline knocking him over the top rope and onto the apron. Batista realizing what he's just done turns around...Low Blow from Jericho! Tazz is still laying into Booker T at the same time. He gets Booker T up and whips him into the corner. Orton gets dizzily to his feet on the apron and is hit with a dropkick from Matt Hardy-who no one was paying attention to. Randy hits the floor.

Randy Orton has been eliminated!

Triple H is furious. Orton looks up, shrugs and tries to get back into the ring. He then is made to go to the back by referree's who have come from the backstage area. Triple H goes for V1, but Tazz who had moved behind him locks on the Tazzmission to a huge crowd pop! Triple H tries to fight out of it but Tazz locks down. Triple H walks backwards to ram Tazz's back against...something! Unfortunately he walks backwards towards Booker T who pulls down the top rope. Tazz and Triple H both go over the top rope.

Tazz has been eliminated!
Triple H has been eliminated!

Tazz gets up and locks on the Tazzmission again until Ric Flair breaks it up. Triple H and Flair start to stomp Tazz on the outside until order is restored by the refs. The countdown had already begun and was now at 5.

5...4...3...2...1! The horn blares.

"IF YA SMELLL....WHAT THE ROCK...IS COOKIN!" The Miami crowd goes absolutely nuts as the Great One walks onto the ramp. The Rock gives the People's Eyebrow and then runs past the referree's pulling apart Tazz and Triple H and into the ring. J.R. says that he smells a rat. King asks him what he means. J.R. says that the Rock met with Vince McMahon a week ago and now he's the last entrant into the Royal Rumble while Y2J was the first. King says that J.R. is being paranoid again. The Rock runs and hits V1 with a jumping clothesline knocking him down. The Rock gets V1 to his feet and shoots him off of the ropes. Hardy reverses it put is pulled into a kick to the gut...DDT from the Rock to a loud crowd pop. The Rock picks Hardy up and shoots him off of the ropes. V1 comes off and The Rock throws him over th top rope by his head.

Matt Hardy V1 is eliminated.

At the same time, Batista is still down from another low blow and Jericho gets him to a standing position. Jumpkick from Jericho sends Batista leaning against the top rope again. Jericho low blows Batista again and grabs his huge legs to get him over. Booker T goes for the Rock. The Book stands right in the Rock's face and the two talk smack to each other. The Rock explodes on Booker T with right hands. The Rock spits on the last one and goes to lay the Smackdown on Booker T, but Booker ducks it and hooks right up for the Book End. The Rock elbows Booker T in the side of the head and hooks The Book up...Rock Bottom! The Rock looks over at Jericho and Batista. The Rock runs at both of them. Jericho hears someone coming and backs out of the way of a flying clothesline from the Rock. The Rock nails Batista and sends him over the top rope.

Batista has been eliminated!

Batista gets up angry and shouts "What the hell are you doing?" to the Rock. The Rock for a brief moment has an expression that says "Oops", but it quickly goes away. J.R. asks the King if he saw that. The King, in typical fashions, says "Saw what?" The Rock turns around and Jericho throws a kick to his midsection. The Rock catches it and hits a Dragon Screw to Y2J to crowd heat. The Rock gets up and hits a Spinebuster to a running Booker T. The Rock gets up and moves to Booker T's head. He signals for the People's Elbow. The Rock takes off his elbow pad and throws it to the crowd. He shoots himself off of the opposite rope, comes off..........and runs right into a spinebuster from Jericho. Jericho holds on and turns it into the Walls of Jericho. The crowd cheers loudly! Jericho leans back and it looks like he's breaking the Rock's back. The Rock screams in pain. Booker T gets up and gives Jericho a Scissor's Kick to his head. Jericho falls limp to the mat and the Book sees his chance. He gets Jericho to his feet, moves him to the ropes and tries to throw him over. Jericho hangs on again! Book hammers his midsection. The Rock also sees his chance and moves over. The Rock tries to eliminate both of them, but Booker sees him coming. When the Rock hits them, Booker T grabs him and the Rock's momentum sends all 3 men over the top rope. Booker T and Jericho hold on, but the Rock was too far away from the ropes and hits the mat.

The Rock has been eliminated!

Something comes over the Rock's face. He grabs a chair from under the ring and nails Booker T before the ref's from the back can stop him. Booker T is barely hanging on to the rope with his elbow, but falls to the apron and saves himself. The Rock hits Jericho as well to HUGE crowd heat, but the an army of ref's surrond him and take him backstage. Booker T makes his way over to Jericho who's still on the apron, but Jericho lower's his head and hits the Book with and shoulder charge. Jericho hooks Booker T up and Suplexes Booker T over the top rope, but Booker T reverses and they go the other way. Y2J gets digs into the last reserve of his strength and reverses it again. Booker T is almost over the top rope and he's fighting it with everything he's got. Jericho yells and suplexes/drops Booker T over the top rope and falls himself. Booker T hits the mat a micro-second before Jericho. The officials have to look at the replay, but when they do, they see Booker T hitting the mat first. The official calls for the bell. The crowd doesn't know who won and chants for both men ring out. Lillian Garcia grabs the microphone.

HERE IS YOUR WINNER AND THE NEW WWE CHAMPION.......CHRIS JERICHO!

The ref raises Jericho's hand and gives him the WWE Championship belt. Jericho raises the belt and celebrates with the fans as his music plays. The crowd goes nuts as Raw goes off the air.

[IvanDrago]

Good show MM! It reminds me of ol uCw....ah.

[Peoples King]

Sweet sweet SWEET show MM. Rock/Vince will be interesting for next weeks show. Of course its always good when Chris Jericho is the WWE Champion :) Great ending with Book/Jericho. This SIM should be sweet.

[Mac Daddy]

I don't mean to a beat a dead horse, but damn good show Main Man. And I can't wait to eloquently express Booker T's contempt, disappointment, and mistrust of the results.

[Gravity]

Ok I'd like to join as The Undertaker but for the record which one am I? I'll pick my face/heel thing when I find out which one I am.

[TheMainMan25]

The great thing about this fed is....you can be any version of your character that you want! You can be the old Deadman, the Lord of Darkness, the American Badass, or the new version of the Deadman. I'll find something to do with him.

....and P.S. Right now we could use another face.

[The Kid]

We come back from a commercial and we see a dark alley. As the camera moves through the alley it gets lighter and we see Tazz standing with an intense look on his face. He starts to walk along and the camera follows him as we move down a street filled with ambandonned houses and run-down appartment buildings. Tazz then all of the sudden stops and turns towards the camera and beigns to speak.

Tazz: Triple H, welcome to my home. I'm here in Red Hook, the toughest part of New York City that there is. You see Game, I didn't have the luxary of growing up in a Greenwhich mansion, I grew up in the streets. I had to fight just to survive, I had to steal to eat, Not everything was just handed to me, I had to go out and take it.

Tazz: Now in the Battle Royal this last week on Raw, we were both eliminated at the same time. After we fell out of the ring you and that over the hill, past his prime, has been Ric Flair decided to beat me down. Big mistake Hunter. You see for almost 3 years I sat over there on the sidelines calling matches with people like you wrestling and to be honest it sickened me. I knew all along that I was sitting there while inferior wrestlers were doing what I should be doing. So I came back to the ring to destroy people like you.

Tazz: See Hunter, you're not threat to me, this is my home. ( points all around) If I can survive this then I can survive whatever you and the rest of your friends in Evolution have to throw at me. Triple H beat me if you can, survive if I let you.

[TheMainMan25]

The WWE Presents:
Raw Is War Live from Charlotte, NC.






Last week saw the crowning of the first WWE Champion of the new era, Chris Jericho! Vince and Shane McMahon also stated their intentions of taking a more personal role in the daily goings-on with Raw. Eric Bischoff is still the GM with the power to make decisions. It was also rumored that Vince was extremely upset with how the Royal Rumble played out, and with certain things that he discovered about his business. What will happen this week? Tune in live when Raw comes to the Nature Boy's home town of Charlotte, NC to find out!



***Card subject to change***



Number One Contender's Match for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship

Booker T Vs. The Rock


Last week, Booker T lost the Royal Rumble by a fraction of a second. Eric Bischoff has declared that The Book will face the second to last participant to be eliminated-the Rock.



Triple H Vs. Tazz


At the same Royal Rumble, Tazz did exactly what he told Triple H he was going to do-choke out Triple H in the middle of the ring. Unfortunately, this caused both men to be eliminated. Triple H has demanded payback from Eric Bischoff. Can Tazz play the Game, especially when the rest of Evolution can't be far behind?


Single-Elimination Matches for a shot at the Intercontinental Title-winners of each match will face each other at PPV

Scott Hall vs. Batista

Matt Hardy V1 vs. Randy Orton


Last week, Scott Hall was triple-teamed and eliminated for no other reason than being a long-time member of WCW. He's out for revenge, but can he exact revenge against the animal, Batista?


We'll also hear from the WWE Champion Chris Jericho and from the newest addition to the Raw roster...the Undertaker.





OOC: RP's due by next Wednesday Aug 18th.

[Mac Daddy]

Main Man, you're only using talent that has a role-player? It makes the sim seem kinda lonely. Maybe you could just start up storylines for other wrestlers that don't have role-player. Then if someone wants to join, they can pick up the wrestler and begin role-playing accordingly. But that's just a suggestion.

[TheMainMan25]

Yeah, but it's a good suggestion. I think I'll do that. More work definitely, but it will make things more fun.

[Gravity]

Alright. You want it you got it. Welcome The American Badass as a face. The Undertaker has come to take back his yard.

[Peoples King]

OOC: You cant get this yard back. I bought it and if you step foot in it Im going to call the cops. Now off with you! Bloody Undertakers, think they can just take my garden.

[Mac Daddy]

At a house show in Tampa, Florida, Raw announcers Jim Ross and Jerry “The King” Lawler are talking.



Jim Ross: Ladies and gentlemen, we are here for the WWE and this Tampa crowd is wild!

Jerry Lawler: And I don’t blame ‘em, JR. I mean, tonight we’ve got an explosive main-event in Chris Jericho vs. The Rock for the WWE Championship. And let’s not forget, what I am looking forward to the most, hearing from the former five-time WCW Champion, Booker T!

Jim Ross: (Sarcastically) Yeah, I’m really excited to hear Booker T whine and complain and moan about failing to become the World Champion.

Jerry Lawler: Don’t be such a pessimist, JR. I’m looking at this as an opportunity to hear from a spirited, talented, and underrated and decorated former champion.

Jim Ross: Well folks, on the last episode of Raw, in the main-event, Chris Jericho eliminated Booker T to win the WWE World Championship. And tonight, we will hear from Booker T.




… forty-five minutes later, the cameras go to the backstage area with Funaki.



Funaki: I am … Funaki! The WWE’s #1 announcer! I am here standing outside Booker T’s dressing room and I hope to get a word from him … very shortly … I … I … uh


Funaki stops and the camera view widens. The Coach is standing beside Funaki and Funaki turns to The Coach. Funaki is visibly disappointed and distressed. The Coach then says …


The Coach: You know what time it is Jet Li. Now let’s hit it. Hit the bricks, jackass.


Funaki disappointingly walks off and The Coach takes center view and speaks.


The Coach: Ladies and gentlemen, this is The Coach. And I’m standing here outside one of the decorated former champions in history, the one and only, Booker T. In just a few moments, the Booker Man will walk out of that door and we’ll hear from the man who came within an eyelash of becoming WWE World Champion on the last episode of Monday Night Raw.


The Coach turns and gets a drink of water and then the door opens. Moments later, Booker T steps out, casually dressed, in an indifferent mood. The Coach calmly puts down his water and respectfully shakes hands with Booker T. The Coach begins …


The Coach: Well folks, I’ve now been joined by the former five-time WCW World Champion, Booker T! Now Booker T, as everyone knows, you were the very last person to be eliminated and as a result, Y2J Chris Jericho is now champion. Can I get your reactions?


Booker T: Coach, man, I’m not over speaking when I say, this is the most disappointing, unfair decision in the history -- the entire history of professional wrestling. And because of that, I plan to seek legal action and see that what’s mine, comes home. And I’m talking about the WWE World Championship. Now I’ve spoken to the Board of Directors and have not gotten a decent, directive response. But the fact is, man, Chris Jericho’s feet touched the grounds and on top of that, The Rock gets the first title shot! I should be the World Champion, and while it hurt, I looked past that and met another unfair reality, and that’s I should be the #1 contender, facing Chris Jericho for the championship tonight! Plain and simple, short and sweet, I’m going to make sure, that justice is served. You’ll all see.


Then the Booker Man walks off as the crowd boos intensely. The Coach then says …


The Coach: Well there you have it folks, it seems that Booker T is sure that he deserves to be the #1 contender, in fact, he deserves to be the World Champion. This has been a Coach exclusive. Back to you JR and King.


…

[12]

OOC: I am carrying on from WWE now. So to speak.

OOOOOOOO YEAH!

Matt Fact: Matt thinks it's time a RAW crowd heard what he has to say
Matt Fact: Matt doesn't like Cheerios.

Matt marches to the ring to his internet style entrance. He jumps in the ring and throws up the V1 sign. The crowd give a small pop. V1 jumps down from the second rope and takes a mic.

Matt:Now I know the past few weeks for me have bin a bit hectic and I have realised something, I don't need all this **** in my life. The past few weeks have taken my focus away from what is most important to me, myself, I'll admit it becuase I'm a proud man.
Screw Lita! Kane has, Essa fricking Rios has, everyone else has, probably half this audience, but that's not what I meant, I meant it's over between she and I. I have got to re-align my Mattitude and continue my path in spreading its message to the whole of the Raw locker room, through violence. Mattitude has taken a sideline to that cheap ***** so it's time I took some time for myself, it's only fair.
I don't balme Kane for what happened, he did what every guy (who suffers from mental illness) would do if a cheap slut opened her legs in front of him.

Infact i pity him, he is now stuck with that dumb slag for life!

So now on my quest to spread the message of Mattitude I feel I have a point to make, to show the Raw audience how powerful mattitude can be and the true power of V1-nah! I am issueing a challenge to the Undertaker. I say if anyones to blame for Kane getting a cheap ***** pregnant it's the undertaker, he should have taught his messed up brother the values of safe sex. So with permission of The Main Man, I would like a one-on-one match with the Undertaker, on behalf of Kane, and so I can rpove to you alll the power of Mattitude.
Thank you my people.
GOODNIGHT!

Matt is showered with heat as he leaves the ring.

EDIT: I just saw I have another match, any chance that can be changed or do you want me to RP on Orton for noe n carry this on after? Let me know TMM.

[TheMainMan25]

Oh, you just messed up. Yeah, ya messed up...LOL! :evilking: Go ahead and rp again for Orton-it doesn't have to be long at all. But since you talked trash to the Undertaker.......let's just say that yours truly just got a great idea.

[Peoples King]

OOC: MM, when do I have to have my segment in by?

[TheMainMan25]

The lights go Golden and the familiar guitar riff of Evolution starts.

"Evolution is mystery...." blares out over the speakers as all four members walk out onto the stage, dressed in suits to loud crowd heat. Triple H is out first, then Flair, with Randy Orton and Batista bringing up the rear. The four climb on the ring apron and stand, letting the crowd get a good look at the Past, Present and Future of the wrestling industry. Triple H has the mic first and speaks.


HHH:
Ya know, last week Evolution was in the ring at the first ever Royal Rumble on Raw, and we had a vision. We had a plan. We knew that if all of us worked together in the ring, then nothing and no one could stop us. I mean, look at us, we're Evolution for Christ's sake!

The crowd boos loudly and Triple H ignores it.


HHH:
But even the best laid plans don't work out the way you want them to. Sometimes, mishaps will happen, like what happened between Randy and Batista. That's acceptable, no one is perfect. But what isn't acceptable is someone stickly their nose in Evolution's business! Which is why I have personally demanded that Eric Bischoff give me a match with Tazz.

The crowd pops loudly at the mention of Tazz's name. This time Triple H doesn't look pleased at all.


HHH:
Shut up!

The crowd goes from boo's to a "You got choked out! Clap, Clap, Clap-Clap-Clap!"


HHH:
That's right the game got choked out! But only because that little sawed off piece of crap snuck up from behind me! Choking me out caused both of us to get eliminated! That was the stupidest move anyone made all night! But let's see how Tazz does when he goes up against me, the Game, the best in this damn business, nose-to-nose. Let's see how he does when he can't sneak up on me like a bitch! I guarantee you that the only one walking out of Charlotte, NC next week will be me.

The crowd's still booing and chanting. Triple H looks disgusted and shoves the mic to Randy Orton. The crowd heat continues as Randy speaks.


Orton:
Just like the Game said, people were sticking their noses where they didn't belong, and now they're gonna pay for it. Version 1 (loud crowd pop) had his sights set on me from the moment I stepped in the ring. He wanted me so bad that he could taste it, he couldn't think of anything else. And I don't blame him one bit. I am simply not your average 24 year old male. When Matt was 24, he sure as hell didn't look like this!

Randy does his little turn and the crowd heat increases 5-fold.


Orton:
That's right, V1 is jealous of the Legend Killer! Why? Because I am everything that he wasn't at my age and he can't stand it! I'm successful, I'm ungodly handsome, and I was the longest Intercontinental Champion in the past 7 years. 7 years in which Matt Hardy had an opportunity to become Intercontinental Champion, he just never applied himself. Matt, you have to see that there is no chance that you can beat me in the ring. I am the Legend Killer, I've beaten some of the best. And you, well let's just say that at Raw, you'll be beaten by the best. On Raw, the era of "Mattitude" comes to and end.

The crowd is booing heavily as Matt hands the mic to Batista. Batista gives the mic to Flair. :D


Flair:
Scott Hall! You have a match with my man, Batista! But it ain't gonna be a match! Hell no! It's gonna be a beatin'; it's gonna be a whuppin'; it's gonna be a stompin'! Batista is gonna stomp your ass into his boot and then wipe you off on the ring apron! Whoo! Maybe then, you'll realize that you should've stayed in wCw where you belonged, chump!

Flair throws down the microphone and all four men hold their hands in the air as Evolution's music plays over the speakers.


***end***

[TheMainMan25]

I'm gonna give you guys until Monday, since I was so late with the last show for your rp's. So, King get it to me by Monday about noon.

[IvanDrago]

The camera opens on the Rock walking backstage. The Rock, as usual, is dressed in only the finest clothes. He walks past a maintenance man backstage who recognizes him.

Man:
Wow. It's you! You...You're the Rock! Can you sign this for my kid?

Rock:
Sure.

The man hands Rock some paper and a pen.

Rock:
What was his name?

Man:
His name's...

Rock:
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HIS NAME IS!

The Rock signs the paper and gives it to his the man. The Rock goes to give him a high five. The man reaches for the Rock's hand and the Rock acts like he's going to backhand him. The man flinches and the Rock laughs and moves on. He comes to Vince McMahon's office backstage. He walks in and Vince looks a little annoyed.

Vince:
Rock. What the hell happened last week? You were supposed to win the WWE Championship, thereby giving me control over the WWE. Instead, you eliminate not only yourself, but the insurance that I had in the ring for you.

Rock:
The Rock only eliminated Batista. Blame Jericho for that one. The rest of those jabronis took care of eliminating themselves. But the Rock says that things are cool. Bischoff has signed him to a number-one contender's match on Raw. And to make things simple, why don't you keep your lackeys backstage? The Rock didn't need any help from those candy-asses the first time.

Vince:
Evolution aren't my lackey's. I just had a deal with them the same way I had a deal with you. But all of you screwed up. I don't have to express to you how much I...dislike failure.

The Rock simply gets up and walks out of the office. Vince sits there with a scowl on his face.

Fade out.

[Will-I-am]

OOC: parts of my rp contain storyline issues added at TMM's request.

Scott Hall walks down the hallway. He heard Evolution's promo and it made him uneasy, to say the least. He turns into Bischoff's dressing room. Bischoff looks scared because he knows what Scott is capable of since he was part of wCw with him.

Bischoff: Scott, thanks for coming. Have a seat.

Hall: Easy-E. What's up, you get a paper cut or something?

Bischoff: Very funny. I asked you to come here because I wanted to discuss something with you.

Hall: Like what?

Bischoff: It seems that you and I find ourselves in a unique situation. You see, I have a feeling that Vince is trying to muscle me out. My contract states that he can't just fire me without cause. And there's no cause. Last week's Raw was one of the highest rated ever, and as far as the Board is concerned we're a hit. After watching the Royal Rumble last week, I got the feeling that Vince isn't operating with only Shane. I also saw the other wrestler's stop what they were doing and eliminate you. So, I'm proposing something. I propose that we team up. You watch my back, and I'll watch yours.

Hall: What makes you think that I need someone to watch my back?

Bischoff: Well, the fact that the other wrestler's seem to hate you particularly is one reason. The other reason is Evolution. What if they are working with Vince? I can't fight them by myself, neither can you. It's a win-win situation if we team up. What do you say, for old times sake?

Hall: Easy-E, you haven't changed a bit. You use people when it suits you. You're no different from Vince, you're just scared is all. You handle your own mess, and I'll handle mine.

Scott flicks his toothpick in Bischoff's face and walks out.

[Mac Daddy]

Sorry, guys, but I will have to resign the Booker T character. With my starting up my weekly SmackDown shows in Book It! and with the new debate section comin' up, I simply won't have time to role-play as I should. And I think you guys deserve someone that as more time for this. It was a good little stint, but it has to end. Sorry. :crying:


Damn,
Mac Daddy

[Peoples King]

OOC: Well then, who do I fight for next weeks Raw?

[Gravity]

Yea same here. Who does the ABA face in his return match?