Y2J World Champ
07-20-2004, 03:25 AM
Here are the Results.
Credit goes to theturnbuckle.com
The usual rundown of last week’s RAW is shown. Tonight RAW takes place in Batista’s hometown so expect him to get him the hometown pop. BTW they’re in DC.
Out comes HHH. HHH says he isn’t very proud of himself for last week. He has done lots of low things but his attack on Eugene was even low for him. Triple H goes on about how sick and rotten he felt after what he did. Triple H said after he thought about it he farted. He said once he got rid of it, it felt great, odd analogy. HHH tells Eugene who is at home to listen up. HHH says, “Eugene, I hate you.” HHH says he never liked you and evolution hates you also. HHH goes one-step further to say the fans hate Eugene. According to HHH Eugene’s mom is also ashamed of him. HHH says Eugene has no reason to be in the WWE. HHH shows some footage of last week what happened after RAW. Eugene is loaded onto a stretcher as HHH points out Regal and Benoit cried. HHH makes fun of the world champion crying. Out comes Eric Bischoff. Bischoff says he spoke with his sister and Eugene is gone from RAW thanks to him. Bischoff says if SD thinks their cage match was good then wait until next week. HHH and Benoit in a 60 minute Iron Man Match. I personally love Iron Man Matches so I like this. Bischoff gives HHH the night off but says Benoit will face Batista. Oddly enough Batista does get a hometown pop, I was only kidding. HHH talks about what he will do next week as a “you tapped out” chant interrupts him. Out comes Regal to a short but big pop. Regal says he hopes Eugene is watching because this is for you. Regal and HHH go at it. Regal tosses out HHH and attacks HHH on the outside. Regal tosses HHH into the steps as Bischoff calls for security. Regal brawls a little more as security pulls Regal to the back.
Late tonight: Orton vs. Edge for the IC title, I hope Edge loses. Also some Diva thingy.
Commercials- Hellboy comes out on DVD July 27th. I never got a chance to see it in theatre with Kill Bill 2 and the Punisher out at the same time but I do want to see it. The Benoit DVD also comes out on the same day. Yeah I admit it I mark down DVD release dates on my calendar.
Out comes La Resistance. Sylvain of course sings the Canadian national anthem. Out comes Tajiri and Rhyno. Tajiri starts a USA chant.
Sylvain Grenier vs. Tajiri with Rhyno
Tajiri starts out by using his speed to kick Sylvain from various spots. Robear distracts the ref as Sylvain hits a suplex. Sylvain chokes Tajiri in the ropes then hits a standing dropkick for 2. Sylvain locks in a sleeper. Tajiri escapes and is able to hit the handspring elbow for 2. Tajiri then hits superkick for 2. Had he tuned up the band it would have been a 3. Sylvain is locked into the tarantula but Robear breaks the hold. Sylvain then hits a face buster and grabs the tights for 3.
Winner: Sylvain Grenier
A WWE live event commercial is shown. But up next is the highlight reel with the 10 diva finalists. For some reason I watched the Thursday night special and I must say my picks are either Carmella or Christy. Carmella was in playboy and well yeah. Christy is just really, really hot. In fact both are hotter then any of the current WWE Divas.
Commercials
Jericho introduces the 10 Divas. Jericho says from 10 P.M. till 4 A.M. you can vote on WWE.COM. Jericho asks all the Diva’s their name and where they’re from. Pretty much all of the Divas get booed after they introduce themselves. I guess fans really don’t care about Divas. WOW I, I had no idea. Jericho says in Eric’s office there is an immunity envelope and the person who finds it can’t be voted off. OMG what is this survivor? Aside from the fans Jericho walks by the crowd is dead. Jericho leads the girls through the crowd backstage. Jericho checks and Bischoff isn’t in his office. All the girls tear up Bischoff’s office. Lots of girls get excited when they pick up a piece of paper and think they won, idiots. King asks what the envelope looks like. Perhaps it looks like an envelope King. Anyway several minutes later Bischoff walks in. Bischoff walks in and asks what’s going on. The girls give smart answers and Bischoff does a superb job of ad libbing. Bischoff says there is no immunity envelope. Bischoff asks who put them up to this. Bischoff lays into the girls really great proving why nobody works a better heel authority figure them himself. Bischoff kicks out all the girls.
Commercials
Tyson Tomko vs. Hurricane with Stacy Keibler
Hurricane starts out knocking out Tomko. Stacy bends over and Tomko looks at her ass. Hurricane then hits a baseball slide. Back in the ring Tomko takes over. Hurricane counters Tomko and hits an overcast in the corner. Hurricane goes off the ropes but Trish grabs his foot and Tomko hits a big boot for 3.
Winner: Tomko
Post match: Tomko goes after Stacy but out comes a full fledged Super Hero named Rosey who makes the save. He actually has a cool outfit but Rosey is a bad super hero name.
In the back: Flair is pumping up Batista when HHH walks up and wants to talk to Batista about his match and the 3 walk off.
Commercials
Back on RAW JR and King shill Flair’s book, which I own. King quotes what Flair said about Hart and Foley. Good job WWE I’m sure both of those guys appreciated that. King also says something like “you cant argue with that.” BTW King nobody read your book and you can’t argue with that.
Benoit vs. Batista- oddly enough Lillian doesn’t mention Batista is from DC. What a shame, he still got the hometown pop.
Batista starts off with a big shoulder block then some shoulder thrusts in the corner. Benoit comes back with 3 Germans. Benoit dropkicks Batista right in the gut. Batista comes back with a gut buster. Batista works on Benoit in the corner but Benoit comes back with a sharpshooter, which was of course mad famous by a man according to Flair didn’t draw. Anyway Batista escapes and takes Benoit outside. Batista sends Benoit into the post. Back in the ring Batista chokes Benoit for the 5 count. Batista hits a suplex then goes back to the choke. A small Batista chant breaks out. Batista hits some mounted punches as a large Benoit chant erupts. Batista and Benoit exchange shots but Batista hits a spinebuster then the mounted punches. Batista locks Benoit’s foot in the ropes. Batista goes outside then kicks Benoit’s head several times. The ref rings the bell.
Winner via DQ: Benoit
Post match: Benoit is freed but Batista hits a huge powerbomb in the ring to a huge pop from the hometown fans.
Commercials- Call me stupid but I didn’t realize that some kind of monster was in theatres as opposed to coming right out on DVD.
During the break: Benoit needed help getting out of the ring.
In the back: Lita walks up to Matt who is talking with a crew member. Matt tells Lita he doesn’t know where to stand with all of this. Lita tells Matt she loves him but will have the baby with or without him. I predict a miscarriage as usual.
In the back: Todd is interviewing Orton. Orton calls Edge a fluke. Up comes a very unwelcome Edge. Edge says he isn’t going to be a statistic on his shirt. Edge says Orton’s dad was nothing more then Piper’s bitch. Edge also says had his dad worn a condom instead of a cast we wouldn’t even be having this conversation. I don’t like Edge but that was funny. Orton then says after tonight Edge will be his bitch. IMO both are bitches.
WWE plugs the Diva search with a phone number to call and vote and online.
Commercials
For some unknown reason Rush’s “summertime blues” is the theme to Summerslam. I’m speechless simply speechless. For the rescord I hate Rush and welcome any hate mail from any Rush fan. But there is no way you can convince me summer time blues is a good PPV theme. Why not the new Velvet Revolver, Clutch or 1000 foot crutch songs?
Jericho vs. Kane
Kane starts off by beating down Jericho. Kane drops about 3 elbows for a 2 count. Jericho fights back but Kane hits a clothesline. Kane applies a camel clutch. Jericho dodges an attack from Kane and hits a top rope reverse elbow for 2. Jericho and Kane exchange punches. Jericho dropkicks Kane then tries for the walls but Kane overpowers him. Jericho then hits a bulldog. Jericho goes for a lionsault but Kane dodges, Jericho lands on his feet. Kane tosses out Jericho but Jericho sends Kane into the post. Jericho rolls back in but Kane doesn’t.
Winner via count out (WTF?) Jericho
Out comes Bischoff who reminds the ref the match it was supposed to be a falls count anywhere match.
Commercials
Back on RAW Jericho leaps onto Kane from the top to the floor for a 2. Kane comes back by sending Jericho into the barricade for a 2. Kane is now dragging Jericho through the crowd. Kane sends Jericho into another rail for 2. Kane tries to send Jericho into the hockey wall but Jericho hits a drop toe hold into the hockey wall. Jericho grabs the camera crane and slams it into Kane for 2 when Batista stops the count. Batista sends Batista into the hockey wall then clotheslines him into the wall as Kane covers Jericho for 3.
Post match: Batista poses in front of all of his fans.
Commercials
Lillian introduces some of the members of the US Military.
A recap of the Diva’s special is shown for some reason.
Coach is on the stage and plugs the WWEE Diva search. This is getting a little annoying. He brings out the Divas in bikinis. This brings us to the SD rebound. Speaking of SD I am so pumped for the Cena/Reigns match this week.
Commercials
Randy Orton vs. Edge for the IC title
Here is a funny conversation before I begin.
JR: Earlier we saw Edge berate Bob Orton.
King: No JR Edge downright insulted Bob Orton.
JR: Do you own a dictionary? Do you even know what words mean? HAHAHA JR win.
Both men are evenly matched. Edge does get an early advantage and works one Orton’s right arm. Orton comes back with an uppercut then the 3.0 neckbreaker. On the outside Orton hits a backdrop over the top of the barricade. Back in the ring Orton poses to many boos as we cut to the last commercial.
Commercials
Back on RAW Orton is beating down Edge for a 2. Orton then locks in a camel clutch. Edge escapes and both men go off the ropes and each hit a cross body block. Both men are on their feet and exchange punches. Orton goes off the ropes and Edge hits a big boot for 2. Orton comes back with a dropkick for 2. Orton goes up top but misses the cross body frog splash. Edge tries a quick cover for 2. Edge puts Orton over the top rope then spears his lower back sending Orton into the barricade. Edge goes up top and nails a missile dropkick for 2. Edge sets up for a spear and misses but gets off the Edge-O-Matic for 2. Edge goes up top once again and hits a spear off the top on the ref. Orton nails a thumb to the eye then goes out to grab a chair. I bet Edge cheats again. Edge hits the spear but there is no ref. Edge picks up Orton but gets low blowed then RKO’ed but only a 2. The fans give that a mixed reaction. Orton picks up Edge by the pants and shows everyone Edge’s thong. Edge counters Orton with a spear for… A 2! A large Randy chant erupts. Orton tries an RKO but Edge counters with a backslide with his feet on the ropes for 3. I told you Edge would cheat to win.
Winner via cheating like a wuss: Edge
Post match: JR says that was the best match on RAW ever. Didn’t they say that about a match a few weeks ago? He sounds like Schavone.
RAW MVP: Eric Bischoff for his great mic work.
RAW LVP: Edge for his great cheating skills.
Line of the night: “Messing with me is the dumbest thing any of you girls could have done, but judging by the look of all of you that’s not saying too much.” – Bischoff when tearing into the Diva finalists.
Credit goes to theturnbuckle.com
The usual rundown of last week’s RAW is shown. Tonight RAW takes place in Batista’s hometown so expect him to get him the hometown pop. BTW they’re in DC.
Out comes HHH. HHH says he isn’t very proud of himself for last week. He has done lots of low things but his attack on Eugene was even low for him. Triple H goes on about how sick and rotten he felt after what he did. Triple H said after he thought about it he farted. He said once he got rid of it, it felt great, odd analogy. HHH tells Eugene who is at home to listen up. HHH says, “Eugene, I hate you.” HHH says he never liked you and evolution hates you also. HHH goes one-step further to say the fans hate Eugene. According to HHH Eugene’s mom is also ashamed of him. HHH says Eugene has no reason to be in the WWE. HHH shows some footage of last week what happened after RAW. Eugene is loaded onto a stretcher as HHH points out Regal and Benoit cried. HHH makes fun of the world champion crying. Out comes Eric Bischoff. Bischoff says he spoke with his sister and Eugene is gone from RAW thanks to him. Bischoff says if SD thinks their cage match was good then wait until next week. HHH and Benoit in a 60 minute Iron Man Match. I personally love Iron Man Matches so I like this. Bischoff gives HHH the night off but says Benoit will face Batista. Oddly enough Batista does get a hometown pop, I was only kidding. HHH talks about what he will do next week as a “you tapped out” chant interrupts him. Out comes Regal to a short but big pop. Regal says he hopes Eugene is watching because this is for you. Regal and HHH go at it. Regal tosses out HHH and attacks HHH on the outside. Regal tosses HHH into the steps as Bischoff calls for security. Regal brawls a little more as security pulls Regal to the back.
Late tonight: Orton vs. Edge for the IC title, I hope Edge loses. Also some Diva thingy.
Commercials- Hellboy comes out on DVD July 27th. I never got a chance to see it in theatre with Kill Bill 2 and the Punisher out at the same time but I do want to see it. The Benoit DVD also comes out on the same day. Yeah I admit it I mark down DVD release dates on my calendar.
Out comes La Resistance. Sylvain of course sings the Canadian national anthem. Out comes Tajiri and Rhyno. Tajiri starts a USA chant.
Sylvain Grenier vs. Tajiri with Rhyno
Tajiri starts out by using his speed to kick Sylvain from various spots. Robear distracts the ref as Sylvain hits a suplex. Sylvain chokes Tajiri in the ropes then hits a standing dropkick for 2. Sylvain locks in a sleeper. Tajiri escapes and is able to hit the handspring elbow for 2. Tajiri then hits superkick for 2. Had he tuned up the band it would have been a 3. Sylvain is locked into the tarantula but Robear breaks the hold. Sylvain then hits a face buster and grabs the tights for 3.
Winner: Sylvain Grenier
A WWE live event commercial is shown. But up next is the highlight reel with the 10 diva finalists. For some reason I watched the Thursday night special and I must say my picks are either Carmella or Christy. Carmella was in playboy and well yeah. Christy is just really, really hot. In fact both are hotter then any of the current WWE Divas.
Commercials
Jericho introduces the 10 Divas. Jericho says from 10 P.M. till 4 A.M. you can vote on WWE.COM. Jericho asks all the Diva’s their name and where they’re from. Pretty much all of the Divas get booed after they introduce themselves. I guess fans really don’t care about Divas. WOW I, I had no idea. Jericho says in Eric’s office there is an immunity envelope and the person who finds it can’t be voted off. OMG what is this survivor? Aside from the fans Jericho walks by the crowd is dead. Jericho leads the girls through the crowd backstage. Jericho checks and Bischoff isn’t in his office. All the girls tear up Bischoff’s office. Lots of girls get excited when they pick up a piece of paper and think they won, idiots. King asks what the envelope looks like. Perhaps it looks like an envelope King. Anyway several minutes later Bischoff walks in. Bischoff walks in and asks what’s going on. The girls give smart answers and Bischoff does a superb job of ad libbing. Bischoff says there is no immunity envelope. Bischoff asks who put them up to this. Bischoff lays into the girls really great proving why nobody works a better heel authority figure them himself. Bischoff kicks out all the girls.
Commercials
Tyson Tomko vs. Hurricane with Stacy Keibler
Hurricane starts out knocking out Tomko. Stacy bends over and Tomko looks at her ass. Hurricane then hits a baseball slide. Back in the ring Tomko takes over. Hurricane counters Tomko and hits an overcast in the corner. Hurricane goes off the ropes but Trish grabs his foot and Tomko hits a big boot for 3.
Winner: Tomko
Post match: Tomko goes after Stacy but out comes a full fledged Super Hero named Rosey who makes the save. He actually has a cool outfit but Rosey is a bad super hero name.
In the back: Flair is pumping up Batista when HHH walks up and wants to talk to Batista about his match and the 3 walk off.
Commercials
Back on RAW JR and King shill Flair’s book, which I own. King quotes what Flair said about Hart and Foley. Good job WWE I’m sure both of those guys appreciated that. King also says something like “you cant argue with that.” BTW King nobody read your book and you can’t argue with that.
Benoit vs. Batista- oddly enough Lillian doesn’t mention Batista is from DC. What a shame, he still got the hometown pop.
Batista starts off with a big shoulder block then some shoulder thrusts in the corner. Benoit comes back with 3 Germans. Benoit dropkicks Batista right in the gut. Batista comes back with a gut buster. Batista works on Benoit in the corner but Benoit comes back with a sharpshooter, which was of course mad famous by a man according to Flair didn’t draw. Anyway Batista escapes and takes Benoit outside. Batista sends Benoit into the post. Back in the ring Batista chokes Benoit for the 5 count. Batista hits a suplex then goes back to the choke. A small Batista chant breaks out. Batista hits some mounted punches as a large Benoit chant erupts. Batista and Benoit exchange shots but Batista hits a spinebuster then the mounted punches. Batista locks Benoit’s foot in the ropes. Batista goes outside then kicks Benoit’s head several times. The ref rings the bell.
Winner via DQ: Benoit
Post match: Benoit is freed but Batista hits a huge powerbomb in the ring to a huge pop from the hometown fans.
Commercials- Call me stupid but I didn’t realize that some kind of monster was in theatres as opposed to coming right out on DVD.
During the break: Benoit needed help getting out of the ring.
In the back: Lita walks up to Matt who is talking with a crew member. Matt tells Lita he doesn’t know where to stand with all of this. Lita tells Matt she loves him but will have the baby with or without him. I predict a miscarriage as usual.
In the back: Todd is interviewing Orton. Orton calls Edge a fluke. Up comes a very unwelcome Edge. Edge says he isn’t going to be a statistic on his shirt. Edge says Orton’s dad was nothing more then Piper’s bitch. Edge also says had his dad worn a condom instead of a cast we wouldn’t even be having this conversation. I don’t like Edge but that was funny. Orton then says after tonight Edge will be his bitch. IMO both are bitches.
WWE plugs the Diva search with a phone number to call and vote and online.
Commercials
For some unknown reason Rush’s “summertime blues” is the theme to Summerslam. I’m speechless simply speechless. For the rescord I hate Rush and welcome any hate mail from any Rush fan. But there is no way you can convince me summer time blues is a good PPV theme. Why not the new Velvet Revolver, Clutch or 1000 foot crutch songs?
Jericho vs. Kane
Kane starts off by beating down Jericho. Kane drops about 3 elbows for a 2 count. Jericho fights back but Kane hits a clothesline. Kane applies a camel clutch. Jericho dodges an attack from Kane and hits a top rope reverse elbow for 2. Jericho and Kane exchange punches. Jericho dropkicks Kane then tries for the walls but Kane overpowers him. Jericho then hits a bulldog. Jericho goes for a lionsault but Kane dodges, Jericho lands on his feet. Kane tosses out Jericho but Jericho sends Kane into the post. Jericho rolls back in but Kane doesn’t.
Winner via count out (WTF?) Jericho
Out comes Bischoff who reminds the ref the match it was supposed to be a falls count anywhere match.
Commercials
Back on RAW Jericho leaps onto Kane from the top to the floor for a 2. Kane comes back by sending Jericho into the barricade for a 2. Kane is now dragging Jericho through the crowd. Kane sends Jericho into another rail for 2. Kane tries to send Jericho into the hockey wall but Jericho hits a drop toe hold into the hockey wall. Jericho grabs the camera crane and slams it into Kane for 2 when Batista stops the count. Batista sends Batista into the hockey wall then clotheslines him into the wall as Kane covers Jericho for 3.
Post match: Batista poses in front of all of his fans.
Commercials
Lillian introduces some of the members of the US Military.
A recap of the Diva’s special is shown for some reason.
Coach is on the stage and plugs the WWEE Diva search. This is getting a little annoying. He brings out the Divas in bikinis. This brings us to the SD rebound. Speaking of SD I am so pumped for the Cena/Reigns match this week.
Commercials
Randy Orton vs. Edge for the IC title
Here is a funny conversation before I begin.
JR: Earlier we saw Edge berate Bob Orton.
King: No JR Edge downright insulted Bob Orton.
JR: Do you own a dictionary? Do you even know what words mean? HAHAHA JR win.
Both men are evenly matched. Edge does get an early advantage and works one Orton’s right arm. Orton comes back with an uppercut then the 3.0 neckbreaker. On the outside Orton hits a backdrop over the top of the barricade. Back in the ring Orton poses to many boos as we cut to the last commercial.
Commercials
Back on RAW Orton is beating down Edge for a 2. Orton then locks in a camel clutch. Edge escapes and both men go off the ropes and each hit a cross body block. Both men are on their feet and exchange punches. Orton goes off the ropes and Edge hits a big boot for 2. Orton comes back with a dropkick for 2. Orton goes up top but misses the cross body frog splash. Edge tries a quick cover for 2. Edge puts Orton over the top rope then spears his lower back sending Orton into the barricade. Edge goes up top and nails a missile dropkick for 2. Edge sets up for a spear and misses but gets off the Edge-O-Matic for 2. Edge goes up top once again and hits a spear off the top on the ref. Orton nails a thumb to the eye then goes out to grab a chair. I bet Edge cheats again. Edge hits the spear but there is no ref. Edge picks up Orton but gets low blowed then RKO’ed but only a 2. The fans give that a mixed reaction. Orton picks up Edge by the pants and shows everyone Edge’s thong. Edge counters Orton with a spear for… A 2! A large Randy chant erupts. Orton tries an RKO but Edge counters with a backslide with his feet on the ropes for 3. I told you Edge would cheat to win.
Winner via cheating like a wuss: Edge
Post match: JR says that was the best match on RAW ever. Didn’t they say that about a match a few weeks ago? He sounds like Schavone.
RAW MVP: Eric Bischoff for his great mic work.
RAW LVP: Edge for his great cheating skills.
Line of the night: “Messing with me is the dumbest thing any of you girls could have done, but judging by the look of all of you that’s not saying too much.” – Bischoff when tearing into the Diva finalists.