The Judge
07-17-2010, 07:27 AM
Dark Match
Jermaine Daniels
Idaho Popularity: F-
Rank: 5
&
Omar 'Bona-Fide' Gibson
Idaho Popularity: F-
Rank: Jack
vs.
The Enigma
Pure Champion
Idaho Popularity: F-
Rank: 10
&
Amanda Rhyme
Idaho Popularity: F-
Rank: Unranked
This match was fine. All superstars entered the ring separately and all were given mixed reactions. All in the ring as the referee his handed the sack of potatoes and raises it into the air showing both teams what they are fighting for. Omar notices the prize and cocks a grin. Jermaine and Amanda starts. Jermaine goes to grab Amanda and Rhymes is able to hit a arm drag. She goes for a quick cover but only gets a one. She picks up Daniels and hits a good elbow and then kicks Jermaine in this stomach. She goes to irish whip Jermaine but he uses his weight and Jermaine pulls her in and grabs a hold of her. He smiles and goes in for a kiss but Rhymes spits in Daniels face forcing him to release the bear hug like hold. Jermaine's smile fades as he whips his face. Rhymes kicks him in the knee, runs at the ropes and hits a cross body on Daniels...following up with a pin but only getting an two. She goes to pick up Daniels but Daniels is able to scoop slam her. With Rhymes down Jermaine runs over and takes Omar. Amanda gets up and runs right into one of Omar's clotheslines. Omar runs and hits Enigma off of the apron. Omar and Amanda wrestled back and fourth for some time until Amanda took control and is able to hit The Start for the three after The Enigma hung Omar up on the ropes. Jermaine made no effort to help his partner, and after the match was over OBG looked furious.
Ranking Change
The Enigma raises to a Jack
Amanda Rhyme raises to a 3
Omar 'Bona-Fide' Gibson falls to a 10
Jermaine Daniels falls to a 3
Popularity Change
The Enigma: F-~ F
Amanda Rhyme: F-~ F
Kimberly Elementary School Gym
Attendance: 253
(Capacity: 300)
Ticket Cost: $10 (x400 = $4,000)
Cost: $2,000
Travel Costs: $392
Total Revenue Earned: $138.00
Daniel: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Breakdown 5!
Max: We're coming to you live from Kimberly Idaho and we've got a stacked card here tonight Daniel.
Daniel: We sure do, and tonight at Breakdown 5 we are having a WPW title defense as the new champion Gunnar Brian takes on the hottest superstar in WPW right now, Beno!
Max: Well Beno has had a streak of good luck lately but this week all the hype that was put behind him may have built him up as a champion, but many still have their doubts.
Daniel: You one of them?
Max: Hell no I love Beno.
Daniel: Is that sarcastic?
Max: Am I smart enough to be sarcastic?
Daniel: ...For the first time you've stumped me.
Max: Mark the tally board!
Max marks a one next to Daniel's 1,492.
Max: A couple more of these and my record will be close to Beno's win loss record.
Daniel: And then maybe you can compete to be champion, but whether he's calling himself Maven or Beno, the man has a legitimate shot at the WPW Championship here tonight, and I can't wait to see how that turns out.
Max: Still going on is the Coast 2 Coast Tournament though, and looking aside some of our other hot contests going on tonight and focusing on our first match here, which is the scheduled bout between Kayne Risen and Raelis Shy, we have a lot of questions to ask ourselves.
Daniel: Questions such as who attacked Kayne Risen last Breakdown, and why?
Max: And what is going on with Raelis Shy? Did you watch Salvation?
Daniel: I did, she seemed out of character, I almost wonder if those folks over in EWE land force you to act a certain way.
Max: Possible, but never the less she cost Kayne his chance at becoming Iron Man Champion, and now despite her words of encouragement last week, she is just an obstacle in his path.
Kayne Risen
Idaho Popularity:F-
Rank: 8
vs.
Raelis Shy
Idaho Popularity: F-
Rank: Queen
Raelis' music hits the speakers and although the fans don't recognize it, she gets a few cheers on her way down to the ring. Shortly after Kayne Risen makes his entrance to basically the same reception.
Daniel: This is the first time either one of these stars set foot in Idaho, with both missing the latest house show to participate in Salvation.
Max: Yeah, and coming up short. I can't believe Sal Karver hung onto that belt only to lose it now to Phill.
Daniel: Another topic for another fed, tonight's issue is Raelis Shy cost Kayne Risen his shot to win, and now he realizes this may be his last shot to jump start his career.
Raelis and Kayne lock up in the ring and Kayne easily wins the test of strength. Kayne spends the opening few minutes of the match testing simply submission holds and reapplying them as Raelis battles out. The match stays strike free until the 2:30 mark when Raelis finally throws a kick forward hitting Kayne in the knee. This is the start of a surge of offense that leads to Risen falling to a series of kicks to the face and finally getting struck with a top rope quick elbow dive. Raelis stays on top for the cover but Risen gets the shoulder up half way through the two count.
Daniel: Not a good start here for Kayne who we already knows lacks the confidence that he'll come out a victor here tonight.
Max: Sometimes this is all about confidence Daniel, Kayne basically said he didn't expect to win.
Daniel: Yes he did.
Max: So what kind of competitor does that make him?
Daniel: One who's lost his way.
Raelis stays in control until the six minute mark when Kayne suddenly has a surge of offense that started with a shove into the corner that send Raelis chin first into the turnbuckle pad. Risen pulled her out of the corner and applied a boston crab like manuver that many fans thought might actually end the match as Raelis appeared in obvious pain. Raelis was able to evetually get to the ropes though and when she did Risen took his eye off of her for a moment. Raelis saw the moment of gaff and quickly swept Kayne's feet out from under him and almost dove over him, creating a quick bridge that shocked everyone when it got the three count. Kayne didn't even bother to try to kick out, almost like he gave up.
Daniel: Well a big win for Raelis here as she advances to the second round of the Coast 2 Coast tournament, and a very dissappointing loss for a man who's life has been filled with dissappointments.
Max: You know what they say Daniel, the better you are at losing, the more you'll do it. Sometimes it helps to be upset. Sometimes getting upset when you lose is the only thing that makes you really grow.
Daniel: Okay seriously stop reading my notes.
Max: Well you left the damn card in the middle of the desk.
Ranking Change
None
Popularity Change
Raelis Shy: F- ~ F
The cameras cut backstage as Mike Adams is seen watching the latest Awakening. Suddenly the phone rings and Mike reaches over and picks it up.
Mike: What? Yeah I saw it I'm watching it now. Can you believe this? I sent that man a personal invitation, a restoration of the old days and then he goes and tries to sign with the other guys.... Right? I'll call you back.
Mike hangs up the phone, then pauses the episode of Awakening on his tivo, yes he still uses a tivo, and the image locks on Mykal Adams standing in Jeffery O'Donnell's office. Mike grabs his chin.
Mike: So you think this is the little leagues huh Mykal? We'll see...
The shot fades to commercial.
The show comes back from commercial and we see Amy White standing infront of WPW banner and next to her is none other the future of WPW Blade LaVigne. She smiles and begins to speak.
Amy: Welcome back. I am Amy White and next to me at this time is Blade LaVigne.
Blade cocks a grin as Amy continues.
Amy: Blade, I would like to ask you a couple of questions...
Blade LaVigne: Sure Amy, make this fast I have to get ready for my match up.
Amy: Blade, what are your thoughts about Cris Diamond being so quiet?
Blade LaVigne: You know, Cris can hide all he wants but this match will happen and there will be no hiding when the referee starts the match.
Amy: Yeah..I guess your right. So are you excited for this match?
Blade LaVigne: Excited? I am. I asked for this match and I need to make an impact. I need to get back on the right track. I need this win Amy.
Amy: Last week, you attacked El Pollo after he successfully beat you...Why?
Blade LaVigne: Whenever you lose to someone like El Pollo...people remember those things for a very long time. I had to do something, El Pollo did not deserve that win Amy. I am the Future of WPW and its time to prove it.
I will go into this match with Cris Diamond and I will prove myself that I am the real deal..So Cris, Go on underestimate me!
The cameras leave Amy and Blade to show Kayne Risen slinging his bag over his shoulder and heading out of the locker room. Once he steps out he sees the woman who defeated him earlier in the night standing in front of him. Raelis puts up her hands in a peaceful gesture and Kayne Risen shakes his head.
Kayne: What do you want? More words of "encouragement"?
Raelis: No. Just advise.
Kayne: What advise?
Raelis: Stop doubting yourself. I'm just trying to make you try harder.
Kayne: I have been trying.
Raelis: Your hardest? Your absolute hardest?
Kayne hesitates. Raelis begins to walk away.
Raelis: Exactly.
Raelis' voice trails off as Kayne stands in the hallway as the cameras cut to ringside.
Cris Diamond
Florida State Champion
Idaho Popularity: F+
Rank: 10
vs.
Blade LaVigne
Idaho Popularity:F-
Rank: 10
Daniel: Here we go, a match up that might be considered a massively underrated match up, The Diamond Standard against The Future.
Max: The only thing underrated about this match is the bore factor.
Daniel: I disagree, both men will fight tooth and nail to get a result and kick start what might be a run of victories. Just to fill in the fans, Blade was given the chance to pick anyone barring Gunnar Brian, and in the end he settled on taking on the Florida champion in a none title match.
Max: Let’s just crack on this one, sooner it happens the sooner it ends.
‘Bleed for me’ hit’s the sound system and Blade steps out to a low key reaction. Blade walks down to the ring with a little bit of a cocky swagger before sliding into the ring and testing the ropes as the music fades and changes into ‘Your Goodbye’ and the crowd cheer a little louder for the Florida champion. Cris walks down to the ring pointing to his title and then to Blade and shaking his head.
Max: Why Cris Diamond, why pick him?
Daniel: Blade did say he was going to take his chances and it might just be a clever move with some of Diamonds more recent performances.
Max: He wants a shortcut to the title
The two men lock up in the middle of the ring and move about full circle while battling to an even draw before breaking up the hold. Cris grabs Blade and whips him into the ropes, Blade bounces back and ducks under a clothesline while building up momentum. As Blade comes back the pair meet in the middle and Cris is knocked down by a shoulder block. Blade turns and comes off the other pair of ropes but has to jump over Cris as he tries to trip him up. After a short exchange of athletic ability and evasive manoeuvres, Blade manages to catch Cris with a weak super kick knocking Cris back against the ropes in a slight daze. Blade grabs him and spins him around, nailing a rock bottom and quickly covers.
1...
2.…
Kick out.
Daniel: Blade has the upper hand early here, he could go on to win himself a chance at a title.
Max: I don’t care, Cris isn’t impressive and Blade is Blade… honestly I am bored already.
Daniel: We could see the start of a power shift to the LaVignes and it could start here with Blade winning here tonight.
Max: God no.
Blade grabs Cris and pulls him up to his feet, slowing the pace down a little as he works over the upper half with a variety of shoulder blocks and punches, picking his spots carefully while Cris has no answer to any of them. Blade smirks as he takes a second to tease and taunt everyone by holding Cris up by his head before setting up for a suplex. Just as Blade begins to lift Cris, the champion begins to fight back bringing himself down before breaking free from the suplex position before quickly reversing the situation and setting up Blade for a fisherman’s suplex of his own. Cris lifts Blade up but Blade frees his hooked leg and manages to slip out and land behind him.
Daniel: Cris Diamond is really off form today, he manages to get some offense going and it get’s countered.
Max: Diamond standard? More like as useful as Carbon.
Daniel: Let’s not take anything away from Blade though.
Max: Fuck that, I want to take the Florida title and I could easily watching these guys.
During the commentary, Blade took Cris from behind and dropped him with a reverse DDT. Blade gets up to one knee and smirks as he turns his attention to the top rope. He takes a few moments to actually get up and climb to the top, but as he does he points to the Florida title and then to his waist before jumping off with a flying head butt to the shoulder of Cris. Blade goes for a cover.
1...
2...
3...NO, foot on the rope from Cris.
Blade looks up and pulls Cris up to his feet this time signaling for the end. He kicks Cris in the midsection and pulls him into position for a power bomb.
Daniel: Sit out power bomb coming up and Blade looks to have won a match which might just kick start his rise.
Blade lifts up Cris and delivers a powerful sit out power bomb.
1...
2...
3.…
Blade rolls out from the pin and slides out of the ring and goes towards the title looking at it with a grin and even laying his hands on it before turning to admire the fact he simply destroyed the Florida champion.
Ranking Change
Blade LaVigne raises to a Jack
Cris Diamond falls to an 8
Popularity Change
Blade LaVigne: F-~ F
Daniel: This is an exciting night we're having here so far, but don't forget still coming up tonight is a monster tag team match where two sets of former friends turned bitter rivals team against one another.
Max: With a twist Daniel.
Daniel: Yes with a twist, one of those teams also has members who despise one another.
Max: Can they get along?
Daniel: I believe that will determine the outcome of the match Max. That's coming up later tonight, and we've got to-
Max: ...What? ...Daniel?
Daniel: Breaking news, we're going to the parking lot where for the second week in a row it appears Kayne Risen has been assaulted here tonight.
Max: What???
The cameras go to the parking lot of the building showing Kayne Risen lying in the parking lot, his head gashed open just slightly above his eyebrow but enough to send a stream of blood down his face. Paramedics are already attending to him.
Daniel: We have reports that he is indeed awake and moving, but doesn't appear to know where he is or what's going on.
Max: Oh Jesus. Who the hell is doing this?
Kayne Risen tries to stand but the paramedics keep him down as the show goes to commercial.
The scene switches to backstage, Gunnar Brian is seen looking down at the floor, a quiet sigh escapes his lips as he seems to have other things on his mind. He doesn’t make an attempt to move as Blade LaVigne walks up, a grin plastered over his face after his victory over the Florida champion, Chris Cage.
Blade: It’s a good day to be a LaVigne… oh wait your not one are you.
Blade laughs and slaps Gunnar on the back before continuing to talk to Gunnar who seems to not even notice.
Blade: I beat the Florida champ so bad that his mother felt the beat down and next time, I’ll be holding the Florida title and looking to fight my Uncle Beno for that title.
Gunnar looks up, staring a hole through Blade who doesn’t care.
Blade: Once he kicks your ass tonight, then we’ll have a classic that will make Redemption look like a tea party and then…
Gunnar cuts Blade off by wrapping his left around his throat and squeezing hard enough to cut off Blades air. Gunnar glances up, looking almost demonic as Blade flails around trying to dislodge Gunnar’s hard with no success.
Gunnar: Now listen carefully. If you win this bracket you will fight me for this title and no one else and next week, you will all find out exactly what kind of hell you will have to go through because whoever becomes the new contender has to play by MY rules.
Gunnar releases Blade and pushes him back before looking away again.
Blade: We’ll see, because my Uncle will destroy you tonight, you’ll see and when I beat Cage for his title I’m coming after that one because I’m good enough to hold both titles
Blade, now holding his throat with hid right hand, sticks up his middle finger, shoving it in the face of Gunnar Brian before spitting directly in his face. Gunnar doesn’t react as Blade grins and backs away still watching him.
2 & Spaz
Idaho Popularity:F- & F
Rank: Jack & 5
vs.
Scorch & The One
Idaho Popularity:F+& F+
Rank: King & Jack
The cameras go back to ringside where The One has already made his entrance and is standing in the middle of the ring as Scorch’s music plays through the arena and he joins his partner and formal rival in the ring.
Daniel: Let me take this moment to let you all know WPW is sponsored tonight by The Rainbow Lounge.
Max: What the hell is that?
Daniel: I think it’s Idaho’s only gay club, but even that’s just a guess.
Max: Well these guys in the ring don’t need to go to a club, they need to go to a hospital, or they will when this is over anyway.
Daniel: Well both One and 2 look like they never should have been released.
Max: Yeah, 2 was bitching all week about having to wrestle here tonight, but One… One seems like he has something to prove.
Daniel: So does Scorch since he stuck out with getting police to help him with his situation involving Spaz.
Max: You mean the part where Spaz abducts Riley and keeps her locked in a basement?
Daniel: That’s the one.
Max: Just making sure we weren’t talking about one of the twenty other situations between them.
Daniel: Nope, just the kidnapping one today.
Spaz’s music hits the arena and he appears at the top of the entrance ramp along with 2, who seems to just limp out to the music. Spaz looks as if he wasn’t expecting to see him come out with him but the two walk toward the ring in sync with one another regardless.
Daniel: Spaz is focused here, but as I said, 2 looks like he’d rather be anywhere but here tonight.
Max: Well let’s see if that becomes a factor in this match.
Spaz and 2 enter the ring and instantly The One charges 2 but the referee holds him back. Scorch looks to One and without a word he moves to the ring apron, but Spaz insists to the referee he’d rather start the match than 2. 2 wastes no time at all leaving the ring as The One finally is allowed to move referee-less toward Spaz and get in his face as the bell rings. The One tells Spaz to tag 2, but Spaz shrugs his shoulders, clearly playing games, which draws a hard slap across the face from The One.
Daniel: Ouch! Slapped again!
Max: Spaz should be getting used to that by now.
Spaz turns around livid as The One grins just a bit, knowing he’s gotten into Spaz’s head now and causing Spaz to charge him with a spear that The One easily sidesteps. Stiches and all The One goes to work on Spaz once he hits the mat and employs a heavy strike based offense keeping Spaz grounded as Scorch paces outside of the ring, clearly wanting to get in to face Spaz but not willing to disrupt the flow of the match to do it. The One brings Spaz to his feet and lifts him onto his shoulders but Spaz wiggles out and lands behind The One. The One turns but is hit in the face by a superkick from Spaz, and then 2 gets the tag from his parner! 2 tries to pin The One but is unsuccessful.
Daniel: 2 wanting to end this early.
Max: Can you blame him? They haven’t even taken his stitches out yet, Mike Adams is a dick just for booking him.
Daniel: Yes, god forbid someone who’s labeled the next superstar of the world gets booked on the show he was drafted to.
Max: Just because he’s drafted doesn’t mean he needs to compete in every show does it?
Daniel: I’m sorry is this wrestling or ballet?
Max: Is there a difference?
The One is to his feet just as fast as 2 but 2 is the first to strike hitting The One with closed fists. The One doesn’t take it for long though, whipping 2 to his corner and letting Scorch tag in. Scorch goes to work on 2, and really begins to take control of the match as 2 puts up much less of a fight against Scorch. Scorch tells 2 to tag Spaz, and even drags him to the corner but Spaz doesn’t put his hand out for the tag. Scorch gets in Spaz’s face which causes 2 to quickly roll him up, but only for a 2 count. Spaz tags himself in and attacks Scorch from behind, hitting him in the back of the head with blows before tossing him shoulder first into the turnbuckle.
Daniel: Ouch! Scorch was just driven into that steel by the man holding his girlfriend hostage.
Max: And recently homeless as well I may add.
Scorch holds his shoulder as he is pulled out of the corner and Spaz quickly locks in an armbar. Scorch grabs the ropes after a long tedious submission battle and the ref forces Spaz to let go. Spaz tags 2 back into the match and 2 kicks Scorch in the arm, then goes for the same armbar but Scorch pulls his arm away. 2 kicks Scorch in the back of the head, and after lifting him he throws him into the corner with Spaz. Spaz holds Scorch allowing 2 to hit a massive corner running knee lift, and after going for the cover he almost gets the three count. 2 tags Spaz back in and Spaz slowly stalks over to Scorch, taunting him and kicking at his shoulder. Scorch scoots away from Spaz with each kick, edging closer and closer to his corner, and just when Spaz gets too cocky and leans in to let Scorch up Scorch rolls him up with an inside cradle but doesn’t hook the leg for the pin. Instead he lets Spaz go, rolls off him and dives for his corner, but was The One’s hand out for the tag?
Max: Scorch is diving but were these men able to get along and stay on the same page!
YES! The tag is made and The One runs into the ring with a full head of steam. He clotheslines Spaz 4 times in a row and Spaz decides he’s had enough and tags in 2. 2 looks absolutely pissed and yells at Spaz, and The One grabs him by the shoulders and tosses him over the ropes and into the ring. 2 holds his face as he hits the mat and Scorch leaves the ring apron to go to Spaz’s corner. The One motions to the crowd as 2 kicks his feet on the mat and they all rally behind him. The One lifts 2 up and sets him up in the God Like Pose. Spaz knows what’s coming and moves to enter the ring but Scorch grabs him by the ankle and pulls hard forcing Spaz to fall to the outside and hit his chin on the ring apron. Meanwhile… God… Like… Drop… And One, 2, tres.
Ranking Change
None
Popularity Change
The One: F+~ E-
Scorch: F+~ E-
OBG is seen backstage with T-dog and looks and is acting annoyed.
OBG: That stupid chump Daniels... I can't *believe that thanks to his lazy ass I have a loss to a freaking girl.
T-Dog: I'd rather lose to a girl than Beno again.
OBG: Just don't lose to a stupid chicken man.
T-Dog: I won't. Remember no one eliminates us but each other.
OBG: Right!
T-Dog: And then when all this madness is over you and I take those tag titles back to WPW where they belong.
OBG: Amen. Your the only partner I can trust. Good luck tonight.
T-Dog grins.
T-Dog: It is only El Pollo.
OBG: That's probably what Blade told himself too.
T-Dog ponders.
T-Dog: Good point...
Fade to commercial.
The One is seen walking into the parking lot where the ambulance with Kayne inside is still parked. The One looks around and sees Raelis Shy standing near by and looks to her.
One: What happened?
Raelis: Someone jumped Kayne again...
One: Sounds like someone made an enemy.
Scorch suddenly walks out into the parking lot as well. He sees the comotion and steps up beside The One. They stand watching for a moment until One breaks the silence.
One: Good job tonight. Thanks for not making this week about us.
Scorch grins.
Scorch: Expect anything less?
Suddenly Mike Adams rushes into the parking lot and makes a beeline for the ambulance.
Mike: How is he?
Paramedic: He's starting to remember things now.
Mike: Does he know who attacked him?
Paramedic: He's just now remembered what city he's in.
Mike: So what I don't even know what crappy city this is.
Mike turns around.
Mike: Any of you three see anything?
Raelis, Scorch, and One all shake their heads no.
Mike: Of course not. For all I know it could have been one of you. Hey since you two are such good buddies all of a sudden why don't you get ready to tag again next week?
Scorch: Against who?
Mike: Nunya. Whoever I decide that's who. Have a nice night ladies.
The One shrugs and walks away with Scorch heading the other way with a list in his hand. Raelis walks silently behind him. Raelis reaches up to put her hair up as The One notices her forearm.
One: Nice tat.
Raelis smiles and the cameras go to ringside.
El Pollo Negro
Idaho Popularity: F
Rank: Jack
vs.
T-Dog
Idaho Popularity:E-
Rank: King
When the cameras finally go back to ringside El Pollo Negro is already in the ring and T-Dog is making his way down.
Daniel: T-Dog said he's not going to make the same mistake this week as he did last.
Max: What, underestimate his opponent?
Daniel: Perhaps. T-Dog seems bothered by the fame selling his soul has brought him though.
Max: Well tell me if he didn't make valid points though. How would you feel if everyone was rooting for you to fail?
Daniel: Like I had something they wanted.
Max: But as a person.
Daniel: Kinda shitty?
Max: Exactly.
T-Dog as soon as he enters the ring charges El Pollo Negro and floors him with a clothesline. Black feathers fly everywhere as the giant cock his the ground and T-Dog kneels over him punching him repeatedly in the beak. Just when it looks like he's about to stop, he throws one more punch and knocks the big bird out. T-Dog asks the ref to call this match on the count of a knock out but the ref seems reluctant. T-Dog shrugs and says "fine" before lifting El Pollo Negro onto his shoulder. T-Dog looks out to the crowd and asks them if this is what they want.
Daniel: What is T-Dog doing here?
Max: Dominating?
El Pollo Negro has a spurt of life and slips out of T-Dog's hands!
Daniel: T-Dog took his eye off the ball!
El Pollo Negro spreads his wings and just as T-Dog turns around he hits him with his new finisher, a flying superkick that he named "One Flew the Coop". T-Dog is down. Cover!
One
Two
Three!
Daniel: What?!
Max: Oh my God!
El Pollo Negro celebrates as T-Dog yells to the ref. Suddenly there is a controversy in the ring.
Daniel: What's going on here?
The titration shows instant replay as the ref signals to the time keeper and it shows T-Dog being pinned, but his arm is under the ring ropes! El Pollo Negro sees this and pulls out several feathers in frustration as the ref demands this match continue. T-Dog simply charges El Pollo and hits him with a clothesline that sends him to the corner. El Pollo Negro tries to bounce out of it but is simply caught in an inside cradle which scores the victory.
Ranking Change
None
Popularity Change
T-Dog: E-~ E
Daniel: T-Dog really lucked out there.
Max: I'll say. Oh shit it's time for the main event isn't it?
Daniel: It sure is, coming up next we see if the WPW Champion Gunnar Brian can defeat the man with the streak, the momentum, and the hunger.
Max: And a killer dropkick!
Daniel: Gunnar Brian! Nexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxt!
WPW CHAMPIONSHIP
Gunnar Brian
WPW Champion
Idaho Popularity:E-
Rank: Queen
vs.
Beno
Idaho Popularity:F+
Rank: Ace
Daniel: We are set now for a WPW first.
Max: That is right, our WPW Champion, Gunnar Brian, is about to defend against the first winner of Tough Enough, and an openly gay wrestler, the former WWE Hardcore Champion, Maven!
Daniel: Uh Max, that was an editing snafu in Beno’s promo video earlier this week.
Max: You mean Maven actually prefers to be with women?
Daniel: No, he still enjoys the fella’s when it comes to the romancing, or as you call it, clothesfree roll up training sessions, but Maven is not going to be here tonight.
Max: Then who the hell is Gunnar Brian fighting?
Daniel: Beno.
Max: Gay.
Daniel: Yes, this is a happy occasion for the Michigan native as he has his chance to climb to the top of the mountain in WPW, and he has that chance, right now.
The bell rings as the crowd is chanting “Gunnar’s Gonna Kill You” at Beno. The larger man tries to pose for the crowd to get a bit of support, but they are clearly in Gunnar’s corner. Beno misses a right hand and Gunnar connects with one of his own. Beno staggers back and eats another right. Gunnar connects yet again and backs him into the corner. Beno calls for Gunnar to be backed off and he does. Beno signals he was not ready yet and runs straight into a forearm strike.
Daniel: Meh, Beno is treating this match like he wasn't exactly ready for it or something.
Max: He's been saying he's ready for it for years.
Daniel: Yeah but he's not bringing his A-Game yet is he Max? He's pulling the same old shit.
Gunnar whips him across the ring and comes in with a dropkick to the head. Beno stumbles forward and Gunnar trips him up. He makes the cover and nets a two count. Beno is clearly shocked by his slow start, but Gunnar remains focused. He picks up the big man and hits several shots to the jaw. Gunnar hits the ropes, but Beno rolls out of the ring. Beno points to his head signifying his smarts and enjoying a nice pop from the crowd, before turning around and being nailed by a Gunnar suicide dive to the outside.
Max: Hahaha! Beno thought the crowd was cheering him!
Daniel: That guy in the front is.
Max: Blade?
Daniel: Is that Blade?
Max: Either that or that douche The Miz showed up. What is this reality show night?
Daniel: Just a night in the life of the LaVignes.
Max: Terrifying.
Both men are down on the outside for a short time before Gunnar gets up and tosses Beno back into the ring. Gunnar gives a quick acknowledgment of the fans before going straight into yet another cover, but he only gets a two count again. He gets up as a disturbance causes him to be distracted. Beno’s LaVigne Dynasty partner, Blade LaVigne is up on the ramp now. Gunnar turns around and gets a thumb to the eye from Beno. The official notices Blade and turns his attention to see if the young wrestler has done anything wrong.
Max: See I told you it was Blade.
Daniel: Yeah meanwhile Uncle Beno is using the distraction to try to shortcut his way to the Championship!
Beno takes advantage with a big kick to the nether regions of the Champion. He then leans down and starts to choke out Gunnar. Blade feigns innocence as he approaches the ringside area. Beno finally breaks the choke and transitions it into a seated sleeper hold. Blade calls for the official to check on the champion. He lives the arm…
It drops.
He lifts the arm a second time.
It drops.
Max: Oh my God! Beno is one arm drop away from becoming WPW Champion!
He lifts the arm a third time.
It drops…
Blade turns his back from the ring and starts to scream his lungs out and jump up and down. He runs over to the time keeper to grab the WPW Championship belt and present it to Beno.
Daniel: Oh my GOD!
Max: NO!!!!
He steps up on the apron and the referee runs over to meet him. Beno gets up and goes to see what is delaying the presentation of his newly won title, completely unaware that Gunnar had his foot on the ropes to break the hold. The official tries to explain it to the two of them as Gunnar considers going for a quick roll up. Instead he tells the crowd to play dumb and bides his time waiting behind Beno. The crowd hushes before starting up a “Be-no!” chant. He raises his arms to acknowledge their chant and then turns around. He gets nailed by the U.N.Owen! Gunnar does not let him fall instead hitting him with the Septette for the Broken! Gunnar stares right at Blade as he motions the one, two, three, along with the official’s count as he retains his WPW Championship.
Daniel: Holy shit, Gunnar Brian just retained the title.
Max: You gotta think Beno must be PISSED right now.
Daniel: For the second time in as many matches we saw someone think they won the match only to have that very thought be what caused them to lose.
Max: Bad officiating is causing us matches now? The world cup, the NBA, the MLB, and now us?!
Daniel: Yes, I'm so sure that'll be in the papers in the morning.
Max: Maybe if I push it I can get a yahoo headline.
Daniel: Never the less it brings up the topic, was Beno screwed here tonight, and if he was was it just karma for Blade's involvement?
After the bell has rung Blade throws the belt in at Gunnar and heads over to grab a chair. Gunnar takes his belt and gets his hand raised by the referee. He then heads to the ropes to pose for the fans. Gunnar turns around as Blade is standing in the ring ready to take his head off with the chair. Blade swings the chair but Gunnar just catches the shot. Blade is stunned and Gunnar kicks him hard in the midsection. He then nails him with the Raven coloured streak! Gunnar picks him up and tosses Blade out of the ring. He then takes the chair and looks over at Beno. He shouts some things not picked up by the camera and proceed to wrap the chair around Beno’s neck. Gunnar then heads up to the top rope. He signals for the end of Beno and bends his knees. Gunnar straightens himself and leaps off…
Max: Benooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
...Stopping himself several feet short. Instead he shakes his head in disgust at the LaVignes. Gunnar raises his belt high above his head once more.
Daniel: Gunnar Brian dominant here tonight, and we're out of time. Ladies and Gentlemen this has been Breakdown 5, the only WE product that is complete horse free.
Max: Are you sure about that Daniel?
Daniel: ...No
Max: Thought so.
Daniel: Goodnight everybody!
Breakdown 5 fades with a long shot of Beno and Blade looking at the ring as Gunnar poses on the turnbuckle with his championship.
Ranking Change
Gunnar Brian raises to an Ace
Beno falls to a King
Popularity Change
Beno: F+~ E-
Gunnar Brian: E-~ E+
Credits
Dark Match & Segment - Blade13
Match & Segment - Gunnar Brian
Main Event - Scorch
The Rest - The Judge
Earnings & Sponsorships
Gunnar Brian
$9.85
Scorch
$9.85
The One
$9.85
T-Dog
$9.85
Cris Diamond
$0.00
The Enigma
$9.85
Sponsorship Earned: The Quilt Barn
Weekly Bonus: $1.00
Qualification: Defeat a superstar ranked Jack or higher
Items Won: Bag of Perfect Idaho Potatoes (1)
Beno
$9.85
Blade LaVigne
$10.60
Jermaine Daniels
$0.00
Kayne Risen
$9.85
Raelis Shy
$9.85
Sponsorship Earned: Ridley Family Market
Weekly Bonus: $1.20
Qualification: Defeat a superstar from the Northwest or Southwest US.
Items Given: Idaho Potato (10)
New Store Items Unlocked:
Idaho Potato
Bag of Idaho Potatoes
Bag of Flawless Idaho Potatoes
Bag of Perfect Idaho Potatoes
Omar 'Bone-fide- Gibson
$11.12
2
$9.85
Spaz
$9.85
El Pollo Negro
$9.85
Amanda Rhyme
$9.85
Items Won: Bag of Perfect Idaho Potatoes (1)
Jermaine Daniels
Idaho Popularity: F-
Rank: 5
&
Omar 'Bona-Fide' Gibson
Idaho Popularity: F-
Rank: Jack
vs.
The Enigma
Pure Champion
Idaho Popularity: F-
Rank: 10
&
Amanda Rhyme
Idaho Popularity: F-
Rank: Unranked
This match was fine. All superstars entered the ring separately and all were given mixed reactions. All in the ring as the referee his handed the sack of potatoes and raises it into the air showing both teams what they are fighting for. Omar notices the prize and cocks a grin. Jermaine and Amanda starts. Jermaine goes to grab Amanda and Rhymes is able to hit a arm drag. She goes for a quick cover but only gets a one. She picks up Daniels and hits a good elbow and then kicks Jermaine in this stomach. She goes to irish whip Jermaine but he uses his weight and Jermaine pulls her in and grabs a hold of her. He smiles and goes in for a kiss but Rhymes spits in Daniels face forcing him to release the bear hug like hold. Jermaine's smile fades as he whips his face. Rhymes kicks him in the knee, runs at the ropes and hits a cross body on Daniels...following up with a pin but only getting an two. She goes to pick up Daniels but Daniels is able to scoop slam her. With Rhymes down Jermaine runs over and takes Omar. Amanda gets up and runs right into one of Omar's clotheslines. Omar runs and hits Enigma off of the apron. Omar and Amanda wrestled back and fourth for some time until Amanda took control and is able to hit The Start for the three after The Enigma hung Omar up on the ropes. Jermaine made no effort to help his partner, and after the match was over OBG looked furious.
Ranking Change
The Enigma raises to a Jack
Amanda Rhyme raises to a 3
Omar 'Bona-Fide' Gibson falls to a 10
Jermaine Daniels falls to a 3
Popularity Change
The Enigma: F-~ F
Amanda Rhyme: F-~ F
Kimberly Elementary School Gym
Attendance: 253
(Capacity: 300)
Ticket Cost: $10 (x400 = $4,000)
Cost: $2,000
Travel Costs: $392
Total Revenue Earned: $138.00
Daniel: Welcome ladies and gentlemen to Breakdown 5!
Max: We're coming to you live from Kimberly Idaho and we've got a stacked card here tonight Daniel.
Daniel: We sure do, and tonight at Breakdown 5 we are having a WPW title defense as the new champion Gunnar Brian takes on the hottest superstar in WPW right now, Beno!
Max: Well Beno has had a streak of good luck lately but this week all the hype that was put behind him may have built him up as a champion, but many still have their doubts.
Daniel: You one of them?
Max: Hell no I love Beno.
Daniel: Is that sarcastic?
Max: Am I smart enough to be sarcastic?
Daniel: ...For the first time you've stumped me.
Max: Mark the tally board!
Max marks a one next to Daniel's 1,492.
Max: A couple more of these and my record will be close to Beno's win loss record.
Daniel: And then maybe you can compete to be champion, but whether he's calling himself Maven or Beno, the man has a legitimate shot at the WPW Championship here tonight, and I can't wait to see how that turns out.
Max: Still going on is the Coast 2 Coast Tournament though, and looking aside some of our other hot contests going on tonight and focusing on our first match here, which is the scheduled bout between Kayne Risen and Raelis Shy, we have a lot of questions to ask ourselves.
Daniel: Questions such as who attacked Kayne Risen last Breakdown, and why?
Max: And what is going on with Raelis Shy? Did you watch Salvation?
Daniel: I did, she seemed out of character, I almost wonder if those folks over in EWE land force you to act a certain way.
Max: Possible, but never the less she cost Kayne his chance at becoming Iron Man Champion, and now despite her words of encouragement last week, she is just an obstacle in his path.
Kayne Risen
Idaho Popularity:F-
Rank: 8
vs.
Raelis Shy
Idaho Popularity: F-
Rank: Queen
Raelis' music hits the speakers and although the fans don't recognize it, she gets a few cheers on her way down to the ring. Shortly after Kayne Risen makes his entrance to basically the same reception.
Daniel: This is the first time either one of these stars set foot in Idaho, with both missing the latest house show to participate in Salvation.
Max: Yeah, and coming up short. I can't believe Sal Karver hung onto that belt only to lose it now to Phill.
Daniel: Another topic for another fed, tonight's issue is Raelis Shy cost Kayne Risen his shot to win, and now he realizes this may be his last shot to jump start his career.
Raelis and Kayne lock up in the ring and Kayne easily wins the test of strength. Kayne spends the opening few minutes of the match testing simply submission holds and reapplying them as Raelis battles out. The match stays strike free until the 2:30 mark when Raelis finally throws a kick forward hitting Kayne in the knee. This is the start of a surge of offense that leads to Risen falling to a series of kicks to the face and finally getting struck with a top rope quick elbow dive. Raelis stays on top for the cover but Risen gets the shoulder up half way through the two count.
Daniel: Not a good start here for Kayne who we already knows lacks the confidence that he'll come out a victor here tonight.
Max: Sometimes this is all about confidence Daniel, Kayne basically said he didn't expect to win.
Daniel: Yes he did.
Max: So what kind of competitor does that make him?
Daniel: One who's lost his way.
Raelis stays in control until the six minute mark when Kayne suddenly has a surge of offense that started with a shove into the corner that send Raelis chin first into the turnbuckle pad. Risen pulled her out of the corner and applied a boston crab like manuver that many fans thought might actually end the match as Raelis appeared in obvious pain. Raelis was able to evetually get to the ropes though and when she did Risen took his eye off of her for a moment. Raelis saw the moment of gaff and quickly swept Kayne's feet out from under him and almost dove over him, creating a quick bridge that shocked everyone when it got the three count. Kayne didn't even bother to try to kick out, almost like he gave up.
Daniel: Well a big win for Raelis here as she advances to the second round of the Coast 2 Coast tournament, and a very dissappointing loss for a man who's life has been filled with dissappointments.
Max: You know what they say Daniel, the better you are at losing, the more you'll do it. Sometimes it helps to be upset. Sometimes getting upset when you lose is the only thing that makes you really grow.
Daniel: Okay seriously stop reading my notes.
Max: Well you left the damn card in the middle of the desk.
Ranking Change
None
Popularity Change
Raelis Shy: F- ~ F
The cameras cut backstage as Mike Adams is seen watching the latest Awakening. Suddenly the phone rings and Mike reaches over and picks it up.
Mike: What? Yeah I saw it I'm watching it now. Can you believe this? I sent that man a personal invitation, a restoration of the old days and then he goes and tries to sign with the other guys.... Right? I'll call you back.
Mike hangs up the phone, then pauses the episode of Awakening on his tivo, yes he still uses a tivo, and the image locks on Mykal Adams standing in Jeffery O'Donnell's office. Mike grabs his chin.
Mike: So you think this is the little leagues huh Mykal? We'll see...
The shot fades to commercial.
The show comes back from commercial and we see Amy White standing infront of WPW banner and next to her is none other the future of WPW Blade LaVigne. She smiles and begins to speak.
Amy: Welcome back. I am Amy White and next to me at this time is Blade LaVigne.
Blade cocks a grin as Amy continues.
Amy: Blade, I would like to ask you a couple of questions...
Blade LaVigne: Sure Amy, make this fast I have to get ready for my match up.
Amy: Blade, what are your thoughts about Cris Diamond being so quiet?
Blade LaVigne: You know, Cris can hide all he wants but this match will happen and there will be no hiding when the referee starts the match.
Amy: Yeah..I guess your right. So are you excited for this match?
Blade LaVigne: Excited? I am. I asked for this match and I need to make an impact. I need to get back on the right track. I need this win Amy.
Amy: Last week, you attacked El Pollo after he successfully beat you...Why?
Blade LaVigne: Whenever you lose to someone like El Pollo...people remember those things for a very long time. I had to do something, El Pollo did not deserve that win Amy. I am the Future of WPW and its time to prove it.
I will go into this match with Cris Diamond and I will prove myself that I am the real deal..So Cris, Go on underestimate me!
The cameras leave Amy and Blade to show Kayne Risen slinging his bag over his shoulder and heading out of the locker room. Once he steps out he sees the woman who defeated him earlier in the night standing in front of him. Raelis puts up her hands in a peaceful gesture and Kayne Risen shakes his head.
Kayne: What do you want? More words of "encouragement"?
Raelis: No. Just advise.
Kayne: What advise?
Raelis: Stop doubting yourself. I'm just trying to make you try harder.
Kayne: I have been trying.
Raelis: Your hardest? Your absolute hardest?
Kayne hesitates. Raelis begins to walk away.
Raelis: Exactly.
Raelis' voice trails off as Kayne stands in the hallway as the cameras cut to ringside.
Cris Diamond
Florida State Champion
Idaho Popularity: F+
Rank: 10
vs.
Blade LaVigne
Idaho Popularity:F-
Rank: 10
Daniel: Here we go, a match up that might be considered a massively underrated match up, The Diamond Standard against The Future.
Max: The only thing underrated about this match is the bore factor.
Daniel: I disagree, both men will fight tooth and nail to get a result and kick start what might be a run of victories. Just to fill in the fans, Blade was given the chance to pick anyone barring Gunnar Brian, and in the end he settled on taking on the Florida champion in a none title match.
Max: Let’s just crack on this one, sooner it happens the sooner it ends.
‘Bleed for me’ hit’s the sound system and Blade steps out to a low key reaction. Blade walks down to the ring with a little bit of a cocky swagger before sliding into the ring and testing the ropes as the music fades and changes into ‘Your Goodbye’ and the crowd cheer a little louder for the Florida champion. Cris walks down to the ring pointing to his title and then to Blade and shaking his head.
Max: Why Cris Diamond, why pick him?
Daniel: Blade did say he was going to take his chances and it might just be a clever move with some of Diamonds more recent performances.
Max: He wants a shortcut to the title
The two men lock up in the middle of the ring and move about full circle while battling to an even draw before breaking up the hold. Cris grabs Blade and whips him into the ropes, Blade bounces back and ducks under a clothesline while building up momentum. As Blade comes back the pair meet in the middle and Cris is knocked down by a shoulder block. Blade turns and comes off the other pair of ropes but has to jump over Cris as he tries to trip him up. After a short exchange of athletic ability and evasive manoeuvres, Blade manages to catch Cris with a weak super kick knocking Cris back against the ropes in a slight daze. Blade grabs him and spins him around, nailing a rock bottom and quickly covers.
1...
2.…
Kick out.
Daniel: Blade has the upper hand early here, he could go on to win himself a chance at a title.
Max: I don’t care, Cris isn’t impressive and Blade is Blade… honestly I am bored already.
Daniel: We could see the start of a power shift to the LaVignes and it could start here with Blade winning here tonight.
Max: God no.
Blade grabs Cris and pulls him up to his feet, slowing the pace down a little as he works over the upper half with a variety of shoulder blocks and punches, picking his spots carefully while Cris has no answer to any of them. Blade smirks as he takes a second to tease and taunt everyone by holding Cris up by his head before setting up for a suplex. Just as Blade begins to lift Cris, the champion begins to fight back bringing himself down before breaking free from the suplex position before quickly reversing the situation and setting up Blade for a fisherman’s suplex of his own. Cris lifts Blade up but Blade frees his hooked leg and manages to slip out and land behind him.
Daniel: Cris Diamond is really off form today, he manages to get some offense going and it get’s countered.
Max: Diamond standard? More like as useful as Carbon.
Daniel: Let’s not take anything away from Blade though.
Max: Fuck that, I want to take the Florida title and I could easily watching these guys.
During the commentary, Blade took Cris from behind and dropped him with a reverse DDT. Blade gets up to one knee and smirks as he turns his attention to the top rope. He takes a few moments to actually get up and climb to the top, but as he does he points to the Florida title and then to his waist before jumping off with a flying head butt to the shoulder of Cris. Blade goes for a cover.
1...
2...
3...NO, foot on the rope from Cris.
Blade looks up and pulls Cris up to his feet this time signaling for the end. He kicks Cris in the midsection and pulls him into position for a power bomb.
Daniel: Sit out power bomb coming up and Blade looks to have won a match which might just kick start his rise.
Blade lifts up Cris and delivers a powerful sit out power bomb.
1...
2...
3.…
Blade rolls out from the pin and slides out of the ring and goes towards the title looking at it with a grin and even laying his hands on it before turning to admire the fact he simply destroyed the Florida champion.
Ranking Change
Blade LaVigne raises to a Jack
Cris Diamond falls to an 8
Popularity Change
Blade LaVigne: F-~ F
Daniel: This is an exciting night we're having here so far, but don't forget still coming up tonight is a monster tag team match where two sets of former friends turned bitter rivals team against one another.
Max: With a twist Daniel.
Daniel: Yes with a twist, one of those teams also has members who despise one another.
Max: Can they get along?
Daniel: I believe that will determine the outcome of the match Max. That's coming up later tonight, and we've got to-
Max: ...What? ...Daniel?
Daniel: Breaking news, we're going to the parking lot where for the second week in a row it appears Kayne Risen has been assaulted here tonight.
Max: What???
The cameras go to the parking lot of the building showing Kayne Risen lying in the parking lot, his head gashed open just slightly above his eyebrow but enough to send a stream of blood down his face. Paramedics are already attending to him.
Daniel: We have reports that he is indeed awake and moving, but doesn't appear to know where he is or what's going on.
Max: Oh Jesus. Who the hell is doing this?
Kayne Risen tries to stand but the paramedics keep him down as the show goes to commercial.
The scene switches to backstage, Gunnar Brian is seen looking down at the floor, a quiet sigh escapes his lips as he seems to have other things on his mind. He doesn’t make an attempt to move as Blade LaVigne walks up, a grin plastered over his face after his victory over the Florida champion, Chris Cage.
Blade: It’s a good day to be a LaVigne… oh wait your not one are you.
Blade laughs and slaps Gunnar on the back before continuing to talk to Gunnar who seems to not even notice.
Blade: I beat the Florida champ so bad that his mother felt the beat down and next time, I’ll be holding the Florida title and looking to fight my Uncle Beno for that title.
Gunnar looks up, staring a hole through Blade who doesn’t care.
Blade: Once he kicks your ass tonight, then we’ll have a classic that will make Redemption look like a tea party and then…
Gunnar cuts Blade off by wrapping his left around his throat and squeezing hard enough to cut off Blades air. Gunnar glances up, looking almost demonic as Blade flails around trying to dislodge Gunnar’s hard with no success.
Gunnar: Now listen carefully. If you win this bracket you will fight me for this title and no one else and next week, you will all find out exactly what kind of hell you will have to go through because whoever becomes the new contender has to play by MY rules.
Gunnar releases Blade and pushes him back before looking away again.
Blade: We’ll see, because my Uncle will destroy you tonight, you’ll see and when I beat Cage for his title I’m coming after that one because I’m good enough to hold both titles
Blade, now holding his throat with hid right hand, sticks up his middle finger, shoving it in the face of Gunnar Brian before spitting directly in his face. Gunnar doesn’t react as Blade grins and backs away still watching him.
2 & Spaz
Idaho Popularity:F- & F
Rank: Jack & 5
vs.
Scorch & The One
Idaho Popularity:F+& F+
Rank: King & Jack
The cameras go back to ringside where The One has already made his entrance and is standing in the middle of the ring as Scorch’s music plays through the arena and he joins his partner and formal rival in the ring.
Daniel: Let me take this moment to let you all know WPW is sponsored tonight by The Rainbow Lounge.
Max: What the hell is that?
Daniel: I think it’s Idaho’s only gay club, but even that’s just a guess.
Max: Well these guys in the ring don’t need to go to a club, they need to go to a hospital, or they will when this is over anyway.
Daniel: Well both One and 2 look like they never should have been released.
Max: Yeah, 2 was bitching all week about having to wrestle here tonight, but One… One seems like he has something to prove.
Daniel: So does Scorch since he stuck out with getting police to help him with his situation involving Spaz.
Max: You mean the part where Spaz abducts Riley and keeps her locked in a basement?
Daniel: That’s the one.
Max: Just making sure we weren’t talking about one of the twenty other situations between them.
Daniel: Nope, just the kidnapping one today.
Spaz’s music hits the arena and he appears at the top of the entrance ramp along with 2, who seems to just limp out to the music. Spaz looks as if he wasn’t expecting to see him come out with him but the two walk toward the ring in sync with one another regardless.
Daniel: Spaz is focused here, but as I said, 2 looks like he’d rather be anywhere but here tonight.
Max: Well let’s see if that becomes a factor in this match.
Spaz and 2 enter the ring and instantly The One charges 2 but the referee holds him back. Scorch looks to One and without a word he moves to the ring apron, but Spaz insists to the referee he’d rather start the match than 2. 2 wastes no time at all leaving the ring as The One finally is allowed to move referee-less toward Spaz and get in his face as the bell rings. The One tells Spaz to tag 2, but Spaz shrugs his shoulders, clearly playing games, which draws a hard slap across the face from The One.
Daniel: Ouch! Slapped again!
Max: Spaz should be getting used to that by now.
Spaz turns around livid as The One grins just a bit, knowing he’s gotten into Spaz’s head now and causing Spaz to charge him with a spear that The One easily sidesteps. Stiches and all The One goes to work on Spaz once he hits the mat and employs a heavy strike based offense keeping Spaz grounded as Scorch paces outside of the ring, clearly wanting to get in to face Spaz but not willing to disrupt the flow of the match to do it. The One brings Spaz to his feet and lifts him onto his shoulders but Spaz wiggles out and lands behind The One. The One turns but is hit in the face by a superkick from Spaz, and then 2 gets the tag from his parner! 2 tries to pin The One but is unsuccessful.
Daniel: 2 wanting to end this early.
Max: Can you blame him? They haven’t even taken his stitches out yet, Mike Adams is a dick just for booking him.
Daniel: Yes, god forbid someone who’s labeled the next superstar of the world gets booked on the show he was drafted to.
Max: Just because he’s drafted doesn’t mean he needs to compete in every show does it?
Daniel: I’m sorry is this wrestling or ballet?
Max: Is there a difference?
The One is to his feet just as fast as 2 but 2 is the first to strike hitting The One with closed fists. The One doesn’t take it for long though, whipping 2 to his corner and letting Scorch tag in. Scorch goes to work on 2, and really begins to take control of the match as 2 puts up much less of a fight against Scorch. Scorch tells 2 to tag Spaz, and even drags him to the corner but Spaz doesn’t put his hand out for the tag. Scorch gets in Spaz’s face which causes 2 to quickly roll him up, but only for a 2 count. Spaz tags himself in and attacks Scorch from behind, hitting him in the back of the head with blows before tossing him shoulder first into the turnbuckle.
Daniel: Ouch! Scorch was just driven into that steel by the man holding his girlfriend hostage.
Max: And recently homeless as well I may add.
Scorch holds his shoulder as he is pulled out of the corner and Spaz quickly locks in an armbar. Scorch grabs the ropes after a long tedious submission battle and the ref forces Spaz to let go. Spaz tags 2 back into the match and 2 kicks Scorch in the arm, then goes for the same armbar but Scorch pulls his arm away. 2 kicks Scorch in the back of the head, and after lifting him he throws him into the corner with Spaz. Spaz holds Scorch allowing 2 to hit a massive corner running knee lift, and after going for the cover he almost gets the three count. 2 tags Spaz back in and Spaz slowly stalks over to Scorch, taunting him and kicking at his shoulder. Scorch scoots away from Spaz with each kick, edging closer and closer to his corner, and just when Spaz gets too cocky and leans in to let Scorch up Scorch rolls him up with an inside cradle but doesn’t hook the leg for the pin. Instead he lets Spaz go, rolls off him and dives for his corner, but was The One’s hand out for the tag?
Max: Scorch is diving but were these men able to get along and stay on the same page!
YES! The tag is made and The One runs into the ring with a full head of steam. He clotheslines Spaz 4 times in a row and Spaz decides he’s had enough and tags in 2. 2 looks absolutely pissed and yells at Spaz, and The One grabs him by the shoulders and tosses him over the ropes and into the ring. 2 holds his face as he hits the mat and Scorch leaves the ring apron to go to Spaz’s corner. The One motions to the crowd as 2 kicks his feet on the mat and they all rally behind him. The One lifts 2 up and sets him up in the God Like Pose. Spaz knows what’s coming and moves to enter the ring but Scorch grabs him by the ankle and pulls hard forcing Spaz to fall to the outside and hit his chin on the ring apron. Meanwhile… God… Like… Drop… And One, 2, tres.
Ranking Change
None
Popularity Change
The One: F+~ E-
Scorch: F+~ E-
OBG is seen backstage with T-dog and looks and is acting annoyed.
OBG: That stupid chump Daniels... I can't *believe that thanks to his lazy ass I have a loss to a freaking girl.
T-Dog: I'd rather lose to a girl than Beno again.
OBG: Just don't lose to a stupid chicken man.
T-Dog: I won't. Remember no one eliminates us but each other.
OBG: Right!
T-Dog: And then when all this madness is over you and I take those tag titles back to WPW where they belong.
OBG: Amen. Your the only partner I can trust. Good luck tonight.
T-Dog grins.
T-Dog: It is only El Pollo.
OBG: That's probably what Blade told himself too.
T-Dog ponders.
T-Dog: Good point...
Fade to commercial.
The One is seen walking into the parking lot where the ambulance with Kayne inside is still parked. The One looks around and sees Raelis Shy standing near by and looks to her.
One: What happened?
Raelis: Someone jumped Kayne again...
One: Sounds like someone made an enemy.
Scorch suddenly walks out into the parking lot as well. He sees the comotion and steps up beside The One. They stand watching for a moment until One breaks the silence.
One: Good job tonight. Thanks for not making this week about us.
Scorch grins.
Scorch: Expect anything less?
Suddenly Mike Adams rushes into the parking lot and makes a beeline for the ambulance.
Mike: How is he?
Paramedic: He's starting to remember things now.
Mike: Does he know who attacked him?
Paramedic: He's just now remembered what city he's in.
Mike: So what I don't even know what crappy city this is.
Mike turns around.
Mike: Any of you three see anything?
Raelis, Scorch, and One all shake their heads no.
Mike: Of course not. For all I know it could have been one of you. Hey since you two are such good buddies all of a sudden why don't you get ready to tag again next week?
Scorch: Against who?
Mike: Nunya. Whoever I decide that's who. Have a nice night ladies.
The One shrugs and walks away with Scorch heading the other way with a list in his hand. Raelis walks silently behind him. Raelis reaches up to put her hair up as The One notices her forearm.
One: Nice tat.
Raelis smiles and the cameras go to ringside.
El Pollo Negro
Idaho Popularity: F
Rank: Jack
vs.
T-Dog
Idaho Popularity:E-
Rank: King
When the cameras finally go back to ringside El Pollo Negro is already in the ring and T-Dog is making his way down.
Daniel: T-Dog said he's not going to make the same mistake this week as he did last.
Max: What, underestimate his opponent?
Daniel: Perhaps. T-Dog seems bothered by the fame selling his soul has brought him though.
Max: Well tell me if he didn't make valid points though. How would you feel if everyone was rooting for you to fail?
Daniel: Like I had something they wanted.
Max: But as a person.
Daniel: Kinda shitty?
Max: Exactly.
T-Dog as soon as he enters the ring charges El Pollo Negro and floors him with a clothesline. Black feathers fly everywhere as the giant cock his the ground and T-Dog kneels over him punching him repeatedly in the beak. Just when it looks like he's about to stop, he throws one more punch and knocks the big bird out. T-Dog asks the ref to call this match on the count of a knock out but the ref seems reluctant. T-Dog shrugs and says "fine" before lifting El Pollo Negro onto his shoulder. T-Dog looks out to the crowd and asks them if this is what they want.
Daniel: What is T-Dog doing here?
Max: Dominating?
El Pollo Negro has a spurt of life and slips out of T-Dog's hands!
Daniel: T-Dog took his eye off the ball!
El Pollo Negro spreads his wings and just as T-Dog turns around he hits him with his new finisher, a flying superkick that he named "One Flew the Coop". T-Dog is down. Cover!
One
Two
Three!
Daniel: What?!
Max: Oh my God!
El Pollo Negro celebrates as T-Dog yells to the ref. Suddenly there is a controversy in the ring.
Daniel: What's going on here?
The titration shows instant replay as the ref signals to the time keeper and it shows T-Dog being pinned, but his arm is under the ring ropes! El Pollo Negro sees this and pulls out several feathers in frustration as the ref demands this match continue. T-Dog simply charges El Pollo and hits him with a clothesline that sends him to the corner. El Pollo Negro tries to bounce out of it but is simply caught in an inside cradle which scores the victory.
Ranking Change
None
Popularity Change
T-Dog: E-~ E
Daniel: T-Dog really lucked out there.
Max: I'll say. Oh shit it's time for the main event isn't it?
Daniel: It sure is, coming up next we see if the WPW Champion Gunnar Brian can defeat the man with the streak, the momentum, and the hunger.
Max: And a killer dropkick!
Daniel: Gunnar Brian! Nexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxt!
WPW CHAMPIONSHIP
Gunnar Brian
WPW Champion
Idaho Popularity:E-
Rank: Queen
vs.
Beno
Idaho Popularity:F+
Rank: Ace
Daniel: We are set now for a WPW first.
Max: That is right, our WPW Champion, Gunnar Brian, is about to defend against the first winner of Tough Enough, and an openly gay wrestler, the former WWE Hardcore Champion, Maven!
Daniel: Uh Max, that was an editing snafu in Beno’s promo video earlier this week.
Max: You mean Maven actually prefers to be with women?
Daniel: No, he still enjoys the fella’s when it comes to the romancing, or as you call it, clothesfree roll up training sessions, but Maven is not going to be here tonight.
Max: Then who the hell is Gunnar Brian fighting?
Daniel: Beno.
Max: Gay.
Daniel: Yes, this is a happy occasion for the Michigan native as he has his chance to climb to the top of the mountain in WPW, and he has that chance, right now.
The bell rings as the crowd is chanting “Gunnar’s Gonna Kill You” at Beno. The larger man tries to pose for the crowd to get a bit of support, but they are clearly in Gunnar’s corner. Beno misses a right hand and Gunnar connects with one of his own. Beno staggers back and eats another right. Gunnar connects yet again and backs him into the corner. Beno calls for Gunnar to be backed off and he does. Beno signals he was not ready yet and runs straight into a forearm strike.
Daniel: Meh, Beno is treating this match like he wasn't exactly ready for it or something.
Max: He's been saying he's ready for it for years.
Daniel: Yeah but he's not bringing his A-Game yet is he Max? He's pulling the same old shit.
Gunnar whips him across the ring and comes in with a dropkick to the head. Beno stumbles forward and Gunnar trips him up. He makes the cover and nets a two count. Beno is clearly shocked by his slow start, but Gunnar remains focused. He picks up the big man and hits several shots to the jaw. Gunnar hits the ropes, but Beno rolls out of the ring. Beno points to his head signifying his smarts and enjoying a nice pop from the crowd, before turning around and being nailed by a Gunnar suicide dive to the outside.
Max: Hahaha! Beno thought the crowd was cheering him!
Daniel: That guy in the front is.
Max: Blade?
Daniel: Is that Blade?
Max: Either that or that douche The Miz showed up. What is this reality show night?
Daniel: Just a night in the life of the LaVignes.
Max: Terrifying.
Both men are down on the outside for a short time before Gunnar gets up and tosses Beno back into the ring. Gunnar gives a quick acknowledgment of the fans before going straight into yet another cover, but he only gets a two count again. He gets up as a disturbance causes him to be distracted. Beno’s LaVigne Dynasty partner, Blade LaVigne is up on the ramp now. Gunnar turns around and gets a thumb to the eye from Beno. The official notices Blade and turns his attention to see if the young wrestler has done anything wrong.
Max: See I told you it was Blade.
Daniel: Yeah meanwhile Uncle Beno is using the distraction to try to shortcut his way to the Championship!
Beno takes advantage with a big kick to the nether regions of the Champion. He then leans down and starts to choke out Gunnar. Blade feigns innocence as he approaches the ringside area. Beno finally breaks the choke and transitions it into a seated sleeper hold. Blade calls for the official to check on the champion. He lives the arm…
It drops.
He lifts the arm a second time.
It drops.
Max: Oh my God! Beno is one arm drop away from becoming WPW Champion!
He lifts the arm a third time.
It drops…
Blade turns his back from the ring and starts to scream his lungs out and jump up and down. He runs over to the time keeper to grab the WPW Championship belt and present it to Beno.
Daniel: Oh my GOD!
Max: NO!!!!
He steps up on the apron and the referee runs over to meet him. Beno gets up and goes to see what is delaying the presentation of his newly won title, completely unaware that Gunnar had his foot on the ropes to break the hold. The official tries to explain it to the two of them as Gunnar considers going for a quick roll up. Instead he tells the crowd to play dumb and bides his time waiting behind Beno. The crowd hushes before starting up a “Be-no!” chant. He raises his arms to acknowledge their chant and then turns around. He gets nailed by the U.N.Owen! Gunnar does not let him fall instead hitting him with the Septette for the Broken! Gunnar stares right at Blade as he motions the one, two, three, along with the official’s count as he retains his WPW Championship.
Daniel: Holy shit, Gunnar Brian just retained the title.
Max: You gotta think Beno must be PISSED right now.
Daniel: For the second time in as many matches we saw someone think they won the match only to have that very thought be what caused them to lose.
Max: Bad officiating is causing us matches now? The world cup, the NBA, the MLB, and now us?!
Daniel: Yes, I'm so sure that'll be in the papers in the morning.
Max: Maybe if I push it I can get a yahoo headline.
Daniel: Never the less it brings up the topic, was Beno screwed here tonight, and if he was was it just karma for Blade's involvement?
After the bell has rung Blade throws the belt in at Gunnar and heads over to grab a chair. Gunnar takes his belt and gets his hand raised by the referee. He then heads to the ropes to pose for the fans. Gunnar turns around as Blade is standing in the ring ready to take his head off with the chair. Blade swings the chair but Gunnar just catches the shot. Blade is stunned and Gunnar kicks him hard in the midsection. He then nails him with the Raven coloured streak! Gunnar picks him up and tosses Blade out of the ring. He then takes the chair and looks over at Beno. He shouts some things not picked up by the camera and proceed to wrap the chair around Beno’s neck. Gunnar then heads up to the top rope. He signals for the end of Beno and bends his knees. Gunnar straightens himself and leaps off…
Max: Benooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
...Stopping himself several feet short. Instead he shakes his head in disgust at the LaVignes. Gunnar raises his belt high above his head once more.
Daniel: Gunnar Brian dominant here tonight, and we're out of time. Ladies and Gentlemen this has been Breakdown 5, the only WE product that is complete horse free.
Max: Are you sure about that Daniel?
Daniel: ...No
Max: Thought so.
Daniel: Goodnight everybody!
Breakdown 5 fades with a long shot of Beno and Blade looking at the ring as Gunnar poses on the turnbuckle with his championship.
Ranking Change
Gunnar Brian raises to an Ace
Beno falls to a King
Popularity Change
Beno: F+~ E-
Gunnar Brian: E-~ E+
Credits
Dark Match & Segment - Blade13
Match & Segment - Gunnar Brian
Main Event - Scorch
The Rest - The Judge
Earnings & Sponsorships
Gunnar Brian
$9.85
Scorch
$9.85
The One
$9.85
T-Dog
$9.85
Cris Diamond
$0.00
The Enigma
$9.85
Sponsorship Earned: The Quilt Barn
Weekly Bonus: $1.00
Qualification: Defeat a superstar ranked Jack or higher
Items Won: Bag of Perfect Idaho Potatoes (1)
Beno
$9.85
Blade LaVigne
$10.60
Jermaine Daniels
$0.00
Kayne Risen
$9.85
Raelis Shy
$9.85
Sponsorship Earned: Ridley Family Market
Weekly Bonus: $1.20
Qualification: Defeat a superstar from the Northwest or Southwest US.
Items Given: Idaho Potato (10)
New Store Items Unlocked:
Idaho Potato
Bag of Idaho Potatoes
Bag of Flawless Idaho Potatoes
Bag of Perfect Idaho Potatoes
Omar 'Bone-fide- Gibson
$11.12
2
$9.85
Spaz
$9.85
El Pollo Negro
$9.85
Amanda Rhyme
$9.85
Items Won: Bag of Perfect Idaho Potatoes (1)