1000 Pointless Post Thread

[Peoples King]

Does anyone remember when Scott, the crazy ****er, started a thread like this on IOW? Well I was sitting infront of my computer and thought, "Could the fine posters of WP reach 1000 posts in a thread?" The IOW thread was a fun ****ing thing and so I think you ugly bastards deserve to have the fun we had. So without anyfurther delay lets get this show on the road.

TALK ABOUT ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING! :winkok:

[Y2J World Champ]

So.....um...........has anyone seen a good movie lately?

(Sorry PK but thats the only thing I can think of right now)

[Peoples King]

Well as a matter of fact my LA compadre, I have. Last night High Noon was on, I have it on video but stayed up till four to watch it. High Noon has to be IMO one of the best all time movies. Gary Coopers performance in the film is seamless, as is everyone's. The film is well cast and the story could be adapted to any time frame. Even if you arent a fan of westerns I would recommend you give this one a look. Great camera wok, great direction and great performances by the cast.

[R_A_V_E_N_kID_3_3]

I don't think I have. Not as of late but I did watch the 2002 Survivor Series some time not to long ago. What a PPV it is, one of the best I've seen.

[The-Noodle]

Well today, you are gonna learn the 4.5 years of history of The-Noodle. Where to begin ...

Well it was 4.5 years ago when I made prank calls at Asian restaurants. And then I had a crazy idea, and I loved the idea of Noodles ... so I became Noodle and i liked putting on an Asian accent and saying Noodle. Then a year later I reminded myself that I wasn't ANY noodle, I was and still am THE-Noodle, There is no Noodle that is like me. I ama species of Noodle that has special powers. And The-Noodle was born. As for my quote ... u have just been eaten by The-Noodle, i stole that from a friend. He was called the pisss and he used to say u have just been pissed on by the pisss.

There is the 4.5 years of The-Noodle history. Enjoy!

[Peoples King]

That was suprisingly pointless and interesting. Noodle I salute you.

Survivor Series 02 was a hell of a ****ing PPV. Every match on there was strong. The Cruiserweight match turned me into a Billy Kiddman fan. Great PPV!

[Y2J World Champ]

I have just finished watching Smackdown (there was a dodgers came on thursday during the same time smackdown began on upn so they moved smackdown for this week only to saturday) and I was just wondering but did anyone here the fans chant "Angle Sucks" when El Gran Luchador came out?

PS: If you were wondering DODGERS WON!

[The-Noodle]

*salutes back* The-Noodle does whatever he is told. You say to make a pointless post and I will.

[Peoples King]

Aww isnt that sweet? Okay then I think I best get this show, bandwagon type thing on the road. Lets see.......... a topic that I think we can all discuss........ let me think.... Hmmm....... ah yes.

Why not something that could cause a great deal of discussion. Something that we can all relate to and well talk about. Some people may find this topic a little uncomfortable and for that I apologies. So PK gets the ball rolling with a question that God himself often wonders.

How many of you fine folk have at one time or another had sex? Now if you havent had sex do you plan on having it as soon as possible or would you rather wait till you get married?

[Y2J World Champ]

I guess I'll continue this with a .......................BOO!

EDIT: And no I haven't had sex yet but I'am waiting for that perfect hooker. mmmmm hookers...lol

[The-Noodle]

OK strange but interesting topic PK. Well I havent had sex, and I don't plan when I will either. I am not sure whether I will go for the whole wait until I am married thing. but I know for sure, that it won't be before I turn 18.

[Peoples King]

Thats the spirit Y2J! Where would the world be without its hookers? I tel you where, it would go straight to hell. Protitution is the oldest profession in the world and is a corner stone of all civilisation. Without prostitutes what would rich business men do on nights out in Singapore? With prostitutes what would our Presidents do in their spare time? Without prostitutes what would bored husbands do? As a SMod of WP I feel it is time that we salute our great prostitutes. God bless....... ummmmm....... *Insert countries name here*

[R_A_V_E_N_kID_3_3]

^What Y2J said ;)

But when the right girl comes and we're old enough and in love enough, then I guess that special night will happen.

[Y2J World Champ]

What if you loved the girl but the girl didn't love you but she still said she does love you even though she doesn't. So how would you make love with her if she doesn't love you even though she has said that she does love and because you love her does it still count as making love even though you love her but she doesn't love you?

Wow, I just confused myself, I have to go get some rest and try to find out what I just said.

[Peoples King]

..................... Ummmmm....... I guess that would just be sex.

Well the King of Bling and all things holy is still a card carrying member of the big V club. Am I in a rush to get laid? No not really. Given the right chance would I do someone this week? Yeah I most likely would. But you know alot of people believe that your first time should be special because it is only going to happen once. This is a great case for people wanting to wait before they have sex. Me, yeah I suppose in a tough manly way I would like the first time to be special but then there is the macho voice in the back of my head that yells, "Just **** her!"

[Y2J World Champ]

So what about those people who say they are born-again virgins. Thats mean if you have sex at the age of 14 and then you say that you are a born-again virgin and then you have sex at the age of 15, does that mean you had sex twice for the first time?

Tough question to answer but yeah.

[Peoples King]

No, I think born again virgins are just deluded. Once you have done the nasty, you have done the nasty. You can never...... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEVER, return to the Big V Club.

[Y2J World Champ]

:hmmmmm:

Here's a good question...have anyone ever actually had the chance (like PK would say) to do the "Big V" but said no because you wanted to wait for that special person or for some other people like myself...waiting for that perfect hooker. lol

[Peoples King]

Funnily you mentioned hooker because once in Spain a hooker offered me and a friend a "Fun time" and "Smucho." Ah yes we were dumb struck because as hooker's go, she was hot(Spannish have a hirer standard of hookers). But we turned down the fair lady and instead I opted to buy Pirates of the Carribean.

[Y2J World Champ]

LOL, thats the stuff PK....skip sex with a hooker so you can buy Pirates of the Carribean. OH YEAH, thats the stuff!

I once had a hooker come up to me as well while walking down hollywood and I said yes (I was bored..ok...good) and when she asked me how much money I had I told her I had no money so she just walked away. See kids I just taught everyone a good lesson...always carry money with you. lol....good stuff.

But seriously there was this one girl who wanted to have sex with me (she was my best female-friend) and I was thinking about it when her mom walked in and said if he wanted to go to the movies and I immediatly jumped up and said yes. After that I just told her that I just wanted to stay friends (I was playing hard to get...the longer you wait to have sex with a special girl, the better it will be, well according to the stories I have been told).

[Peoples King]

LO****inL that is a lesson in life. I can see a bank advert now, "Withdraw money now because you never know when a hooker will come calling." Yep I could see alot of people investing in that bank.

[Duff]

Well, yes i have had sex with a few women, and to be perfectly honest i ****ed up my first time big style. I would class it as the biggest mistake i have made in 21 years. I was too damn eager to get it out of the way, i ruined my first time. I slept with a girl who was 8 years older than me ( and was Swedish) simply because i wanted to get laid. Big mistake! I ****ed the girl before i even kissed her. Not only that but because she was so much more experienced than me and had a sex drive that, being perfectly honest, i couldnt keep up with, i developed deep insecurities about my sexual ability. Thankfully, i have gotten over that now, but it took me nearly three years.


I cant believe i just told you all that.



EDIT: BTW, i will allow spamming to an extent in this thread. Make the most of it, cos its the only time i'll ever say that

[Peoples King]

I cant believe a Sweedish girly girl would touch you. Just playin.

But I think that is a perfect case as to why people should wait. Alot of the girls I know and would be interested in tasting some King(Sorry I just wanted to say that) have all had sex. That is something I am uneasy about because if I were to nail that **** (Sorry once again), I may worry about not being as good as the previous person that they had been with. They know what to do, I dont. Certainly is something that can mess with your head.

[R_A_V_E_N_kID_3_3]

So how long have known this lady friend of yours(Y2J) that wanted it with you? I have a few of those so I better watch out for stuff like that. :chuckles:

[Y2J World Champ]

Well I have known her since I was 10. I'm now 17 (going on 18) so 7 years all together.

[Peoples King]

In the words of a great man I once knew.... Y2J, go get your piece of ass!

[Y2J World Champ]

In due time my young apprentice...in due time. Remember the more you wait the more they would want to do it with you. So I'm just going to wait one more year and then...............BAM...SMACK...BAM...SMACK, oh yeah!

[Peoples King]

So you are waiting a while before you........ nail that ****

[Y2J World Champ]

Exactly...heh heh heh...your learning fast. And because she has a boyfriend right now so I have to wait until she gets rid of his ass.........that and politics....somehow politics always get in the way. ( Last Phrase Quoted from Moe Slyslak (the simpsons))

[iamthatdamgood123]

So, since you people are talking about sex, with the macho sex master Duff, You surely will get sex, with his advice.

[Duff]

sorry, damggod, would you care to translate that into coherent English

[Peoples King]

*Looks from man to man sensing that something is brewing.*

Maybe I shouldnt have started this thread......

*Begins to backaway but Y2J and RK are blocking the door*

Damn!

[R_A_V_E_N_kID_3_3]

Ok everyone let's start a decent topic here...

If you are currently in school, what's it like for you? Are you flirty? Do you just like to have fun? Do you pay attention to your teachers or just have a nice snooze in class while some idiot across the room throws paper balls at you?

There's some questions to keep us all occupied for some time.

If you're not in school, go ahead and answer them anyway, describing how your school life was like.

[Peoples King]

Flirty, well if I were then that would mean I was gay. I go to an all by school and so dont have many people to flirt with, cept my hot Art teacher.

As for being a good student, depends on what subject I am in and what teacher I have. I judge situations and, given a chance, take advantage to certain teachers. In certain classes I just have to go to sleep but luckily I got the classes I wanted to and so dont find myself getting bored very much.

I hate ball throwers. Bastards!

[legendaryken]

Aaaah! My sort of thread and you go and start it when I'm on holiday....
Just back from the Lake District, then I'm off to Paris tomorrow. Keep this thread warm for me please.
Oh, yeah....films....none in the cinema recently, school....it was all a long time ago, hookers....Please, I'm a married man!, teenage lesbian vampires with power drills....sorry, I'm jumping the gun there. No-one's brought that up yet.....

[Peoples King]

Ken I would be proud to keep this bad boy warm for you........ that sounds gay.

[The_Wolf]

lol very gay PK

[Peoples King]

Yeah, I best go out and do something manly now...... in a straight way of course.

[12]

Were Bret Harts sunglasses fashionable when he wore them or did he look like a gimp wearing them then aswel?

[Lover Nuts]

About the school issue:

Well I'm good in most classes depending on if the teacher is cool or if I find the class interesting. I mostly piss around in R.E and if I can't be asked to do that then I go to sleep.

[12]

I do classes I want now, college. I haven't acutally started now but I am kind of one of those people who over-acheives in most aspects of school. I am useless at geography though it's my achilies heel.

[Peoples King]

Bret Hart never looked like a gimp because he was a legend and a half. :winkok:

Damn 12, I love Geography. I dont have to work at it that much but I can still get good marks in it. Its one of my strong subjects, which thankfully I was able to choose. Jesus if I didnt do Geo I may have had to do one of the three science subjects.

[Y2J World Champ]

The best subject has to be lunch. It is the easiest class of all-time. I wonder if anyone ever failed that class? :chuckles:

[iamthatdamgood123]

The best subject has to be lunch. It is the easiest class of all-time. I wonder if anyone ever failed that class? :chuckles:

I did. Who eats lunch anyways? Most worthless meal ever. Unless, you have a girlfriend or friends you go out with, then its different. But at school, it's worthless.

[The Great One]

The best subject has to be lunch. It is the easiest class of all-time. I wonder if anyone ever failed that class? :chuckles:

I did also, it was piss easy making the stuff, and all that. But the coursework and the exam weren't; thats for sure. I found them a bit hard to do, but hey, i never stook it into that lesson. I only picked cookery because i didn't want to do textiles or art. I would rather cook food and eat it, easy peasy because they just show you what to do.

[R_A_V_E_N_kID_3_3]

It is the easiest class of all-time. I wonder if anyone ever failed that class? :chuckles:

That would be TW.

Lunch for me is a hang out/social time. I got some friends I eat with and we do stupid things, sometimes it's the best part of the day. But the other parts of the day for me are usually cool and what not like that. I myself don't sleep in class, I try to pay attention. My grades are average/good. School to me only gives me something todo during the day, and of course hang out with my mates...and the ladies ;)

[12]

Bret Hart never looked like a gimp because he was a legend and a half. :winkok:

Damn 12, I love Geography. I dont have to work at it that much but I can still get good marks in it. Its one of my strong subjects, which thankfully I was able to choose. Jesus if I didnt do Geo I may have had to do one of the three science subjects.

Geography sucks, I could fail geography 100 time over, anfd still not know where bermuda is. I thought I lived soyuth of London for 14 years efore being told i didn't, worst...subject...ever

[The Great One]

Geography sucks, I could fail geography 100 time over, anfd still not know where bermuda is. I thought I lived soyuth of London for 14 years efore being told i didn't, worst...subject...ever

Well Geography was hard for me, but if i had to choose over Geography or History, Geography would be the one i would choose. :winkok:

[12]

Ahh now youn see I ruled at histroy, seriously, if I had of revised for GCSE I would have got and A* but as it stands i wont because of non-revsion. my coursework was described as the best peices ever produced from my school. Wow, how bigheaded do i sound, nevermind, I'm not though. I don't have a passion for it, it's just logical.

[Peoples King]

I find Geography and History easy. Both subjects come easily to me for some unknown reason. Geography is a pretty damn simple subject IMO, course we may do a much different course approach then you do in the UK. History comes easily as well.

[iamthatdamgood123]

Geography sucks, I could fail geography 100 time over, anfd still not know where bermuda is. I thought I lived soyuth of London for 14 years efore being told i didn't, worst...subject...ever



Bermuda is an island off of the eastern coast of North America. Bermuda is located 890 miles off the coast of North Carolina. Bermuda is a very little island in the Atlantic Ocean. Bermuda is 22 square miles in area. There is no fall or winter in Bermuda. There are hills and ridges on Bermuda as high as 260 feet. There are shining beaches in Bermuda. Bermuda consists of about 150 islands, but only 20 have people living on them.

[The Great One]

Thanks for the Geography lesson Damgood. :)

[Peoples King]

Dont thank him, thank whatever site he stole that from.

[iamthatdamgood123]

Dont thank him, thank whatever site he stole that from.

Just type in Bermuda in google ;)

[Y2J World Champ]

I see that this is turning in a Geography class.

::New Subject::

Has anyone seen the movie "I Robot"? I personally liked the movie and it would be scary if those robots actually did that. Just imagine what would happen.....the Robots from Star Wars would start to try to kill us. Man, what a scary thing to happen.

[iamthatdamgood123]

Has anyone seen the movie "I Robot"? I personally liked the movie and it would be scary if those robots actually did that. Just imagine what would happen.....the Robots from Star Wars would start to try to kill us. Man, what a scary thing to happen.

The movie was very entertaining, and a fun popcorn action flick, so I liked it. I have seen about 10 or so better this year, but it's still not a boring flick, and I wouldn't mind seeing it again.

[Roland]

Anyone know who the Original Gun Clappers are

[The Great One]

Can't say i have saw that movie. I was watching Halloween Resurection yesterday, all i got to say good film, too predictable though.

[Roland]

Can't say i have saw that movie. I was watching Halloween Resurection yesterday, all i got to say good film, too predictable though.

I don't know if it is a movie, it could be a Rap Group or a gang I figured I could post it here since this was the 1000 pointsless post thread

[The Great One]

I don't know if it is a movie, it could be a Rap Group or a gang I figured I could post it here since this was the 1000 pointsless post thread

I should of quoted, i meant Damgoods post sorry. My bad :(

[iamthatdamgood123]

Can't say i have saw that movie. I was watching Halloween Resurection yesterday, all i got to say good film, too predictable though.

Ah, god I hated that movie. It ruined the best character in the series(Jamie Lee Curtis). And it took out him going for his family, and instead made it a house type of movie. Yuck. Busta Rhymes sucks.

[The Great One]

Ah, god I hated that movie. It ruined the best character in the series(Jamie Lee Curtis). And it took out him going for his family, and instead made it a house type of movie. Yuck. Busta Rhymes sucks.

Your right there, all he did was swear, the movie was too predictable for me. It is one thing that ruins movies, when there predictable, nothing more is worse when your sitting watching a movie and something happens and you immediatly think i saw that coming.

[Peoples King]

I watched Damngoods mum undress lately. It wasnt as good as the reviewers said it would be.

[The Great One]

So thats how you missed Scotsmans sig being against the rules, you were totally focused on her you know what. :eek:

[Peoples King]

Yeah and there is alot of focus on. That 4X4 ass just takes up the whole view.

[Y2J World Champ]

Hasn't this taken an interesting turn. First it was about strippers, then school, then movies and now Damgoods' mum ass. Whats next?

[Peoples King]

Damgoods Dad jackhammering her from behind. Sorry bout that image C.

[The Great One]

[Start voice from Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalow]Now thats a huge bitch[/End voice from Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigalow]

:p

[Y2J World Champ]

That image is going to haunt me for a very long time. You just had to do that didn't you PK?

::Looks at Playboy magazine::

Ah, much better.

[Peoples King]

Yeah but make sure you dont pick up the Playboy: Blubber Love issue. God! Sickest **** I have ever seen.

[iamthatdamgood123]

King, you piss me off. But then again, you are the King. *hands you a copy of busty ladies* Have Fun!

[The Great One]

Yeah but make sure you dont pick up the Playboy: Blubber Love issue. God! Sickest **** I have ever seen.

Stop bashing it, i seen it and it really has some of the fittest birds i have ever seen, even hotter than Carman Electra, the chick from my type of chick. So why don't you open your eyes and look at some real girls, and stop looking at supermodels, you stand more chance with a big bitch than a supermodel.

If you can't see the sarcasm in that message then you need to go see a doctor.

[Peoples King]

I'll tell you why I cant see them! Their belly takes up the whole damn photograph! What am I supposed to look at?

[The Great One]

Look at the ones on the double pages. ;)

[Peoples King]

Changing the subject quickly. Favourite foods?

[Y2J World Champ]

Chicken. I don't know what it is about chicken but chicken is my favorite food.

I hope the ol' saying "You are what you eat" is false because that means that I'am a..........nevermind. ;)

[The Great One]

We all know what you are. My fav food is Spaguetti Bolonaise (Spelling).

[Y2J World Champ]

Well I guess I have to stop eating chicken now. Oh well, there's always rice.

There's no saying for rice is there?

[Peoples King]

Mine would be either Mexican or a good ol' steak. Damn I like steak. Italian would be there as well, love the old Italian stuff. **** it I like food.

[The Great One]

Well I guess I have to stop eating chicken now. Oh well, there's always rice.

There's no saying for rice is there?

I am not sure, never heard of any catchphrases for it. So your safe eating that without fear of being called after it.

[Y2J World Champ]

So your safe eating that without fear of being called after it.

Sweet.

Here's a good question. How many of you like watching old shows? If so what are they?

Mines are I love Lucy, Happy Days, Saved by the Bell, Power Rangers (the first ones), and a few other that escape my mind right now.

[Peoples King]

Saved By The Bell, One Foot In The Grave, Starsky & Hutch damn there's more but I cant think of them. Back soon!

[The Great One]

Only fools and horses, cracks me up everytime. Never gets old.

[iamthatdamgood123]

Who still doesn't watch Cheers? I mean it's CHEERS! That show is fantastic. Of course, and so is Senfield, another great show. Friends is off the air, so that counts!

[Y2J World Champ]

How can we forgot about those classic shows.

Also how can we forget Perry Mason, I Dream of Jeannie, Bewitched, Wonder Women (oh yeah), Three's Company, the Wonder Years, Miami Vice, Knight Rider, and of course Alf.

[Drunkacho]

Alf is a load of bollocks.

[Y2J World Champ]

I just finished watching a preview for "The Village" and I wanted to ask how many of you are planning to watch this movie when it comes out?

The Director (I forgot how to spell his name) for the Village has made some great movies so I'm expecting this to be just as good as "Signs" or even better.

[iamthatdamgood123]

I just finished watching a preview for "The Village" and I wanted to ask how many of you are planning to watch this movie when it comes out?

The Director (I forgot how to spell his name) for the Village has made some great movies so I'm expecting this to be just as good as "Signs" or even better.

M. Night Shamyalan(I think thats how you spell the last part). The special on Sci-Fi was all a hoax, and they even admitted it. I hope Village is good, because he directed one of my favorite all time movies in Unbreakable.

[Y2J World Champ]

Well my favorite movie from M. Night Shamyalan was the Signs. Man was that a scary movie even the music was creepy. And I hope its just as good or not even better than the Signs. And the preview looks great. That Acot Phoenix did a great job on the signs and hopefully he would transfer that to the Village.

[Duff]

I like the people in the village, they had some lovely songs like that one about the nice place to stay. Oh times were so gay in those days

[Superman33]

Signs is my favorite M. Night movie as well. Sixth Sense was good, but also kinda corny. Unbreakable was pretty good too.

[Y2J World Champ]

Well The Bourne Supremacy opens on friday and I have a free ticket to see it. I can't wait to watch it. I just hope it is better than the first one.

[Mr. Long]

I don't plan on seeing The Bourne Supremacy, because I heard The Bourne Identity sucked worse than a 12 year old Singapore prostitute on payday.

.::Changes Subject::.

What is your job? I work at Publix (a very successful grocery store chain) as a bagboy/cashier (actually I can't cashier until Sept. 18 because I forgot to give people their change). It's not that bad of a job. Most of my friends work there, including my best friend/girl that I'm trying to go out with, Savannah (inspiration for uCw's Vannah). Oddly enough, I'm one of the only few people who truly loves his job.

[R_A_V_E_N_kID_3_3]

I don't have a job. Too young, well, I guess you could get a job at 14/almost 15 but with the area I live in, not much of anything close by.

[Lover Nuts]

Hopefully I should be getting a job soon a tool shop called Mackays.

[Y2J World Champ]

WWFUSA3EVER the movie The Bourne Identity was a great movie, the people who said that movie sucked are idiots.

New Subject.........
What kind of car do you have or what kind of car are you planning to get?

For me, I'm still saving up money to get a car, no fancy car but just a car that has four wheels that can take me from one place to another.

[Superman33]

2003 Nissan Frontier

[Y2J World Champ]

Well since no one (besides supes) like to talk about cars, has anyone seen a good porno lately?

lol

j/k

The real question is when you were 10-14 what job did you wanted to have when you grew up?

For me I wanted to play in the NBA and play for the Los Angeles Lakers.

[Mr. Long]

I have a 1994 Ford Escort (a.k.a. the P.O.Scort), with power seatbelts and no CD player. But I plan on saving up and getting a 2005 Mustang, or do some shopping around and getting a 1964 1/2 Mustang.

When I was around 14 (ahh memories), I wanted to be a wrestler. Actually, I still do. But now, I'm realizing that it probably won't happen (but hey who knows). Currently, I'm thinking about getting into TV Production (I watch so much of it, I figured I should make it my profession).

[The True Game]

Ahhh, yeah back when I was 14... WAIT! I AM STILL 14! When I was 8 I wanted to be a wrestler, but now I wanna write wrestling. I have more power then

[Y2J World Champ]

So many wanna-wrestlers here, j/k. For me, I now want to be a wrestler, I'm planning to try to get into OVW, I hope I can do it. But first I will get just a normal job and wait till I'm 19, between 17-19 I will save up my money and work out like crazy and be in a diet and then I'll go, but during 17-19 I will sign up to this wrestling school in Los Angeles.

[Lover Nuts]

I want to be a rockstar. :D

[Y2J World Champ]

What about a drunk rockstar? :D

[Mr. Long]

To anyone that wants to be a wrestler, I suggest you pick up the August 2004 issue of RAW Magazine. Dr. Tom has an article in there about some things you need to do if really want to be a wrestler. I read it, and I really plan to seek a career. I realize that it is way too pie in the sky, but I will still try and see if I have what it take. By the way, does anyone know of any good and respectable wrestling schools in Florida?

[Lover Nuts]

Yeah, that way I can get drunk all I want. Throw in some drugs and chicks and then I'll be a true rockstar of this century. :D

[Mr. Long]

Sounds like a plan to me.

[Lover Nuts]

I could also have a mansion and as I'll be a huge rockstar! :beer:

[D-Dogg]

Ahhh yes isn't it great so many wannbe wrestlers and then theres me :D A true Legend in the wrestling business :bsflag: hey you guys can laugh all you want but whatever way you look at it i'm a wrestler. However i have noway near reached the level i want to but i do have a dream and i may aswell lay it down now for all of you to remember so here it is:

Wrestlemania XXX, D-Dogg to be in the Main Event winning the WWE Heavyweight Championship in an IronMan Match.

Ok now everyone remember that because in 9 and a half years if that happens you can all say "WOW! I used to speek to him over the internet" and there you go guys your new claim to fame oh how good you would all feel :p

[Mr. Long]

So at WMXXX, it will be:


WWE Championship

60 Minute Ironman Match

D-Dogg vs. "The American Icon" Jesse Long (c)



Only it won't be you winning the WWE Title, it will be me continuing my undefeated streak making 200-0.



D-Dogg...you...me...Madison Square Garden...two men walk in...I walk out!



So in 9 & 1/2 years...



Whatcha Gonna Do? Whatcha Gonna Do When Americamania Runs Wild On You?!



:winkok:

[12]

I don't want to be a wrestler. I don't know what I want to do at the moment but I am still in the process of forming a band.
So in 9 1/2 years:


WWE Championship
60 Minute Ironman Match
D-Dogg vs. "The American Icon" Jesse Long (c)
Special appearance form 12's band singing both men's themes

[Mr. Long]

As long as your band can play a decent version of Ozzy Osbourne's "Desire," it sounds like we've got a plan.

[Y2J World Champ]

Man tonight was a bad night for me. I tried to go and watch the movie Bourne Supremecy with some cute girls but they were all sold out. Dammit, oh well, I guess I'll have to wait till tomorrow night. Still good though. :D

[Peoples King]

The cute girls were sold out? Never depend on hookers.

[Lover Nuts]

The cute girls were sold out? Never depend on hookers.

There's some hookers living in a street near me. I've only ever seen one of them because me and my friends were shouting stuff at them and one brunette looked out the window covering herself with a curtain. She said something like, "**** off you ****s!" Just thought I would share that. ;)

[Y2J World Champ]

The cute girls were sold out? Never depend on hookers.

Yeah all the cute girls were all sold out. I guess I have to continue looking until I find one that will be open. :D

[Peoples King]

There's some hookers living in a street near me. I've only ever seen one of them because me and my friends were shouting stuff at them and one brunette looked out the window covering herself with a curtain. She said something like, "**** off you ****s!" Just thought I would share that. ;)

Whatever you say Shan. We all know that you have been spending your money on special company jusrt for you. We just didnt know it was a brunette. Shame on you.

[Lover Nuts]

Whatever you say Shan. We all know that you have been spending your money on special company jusrt for you. We just didnt know it was a brunette. Shame on you.

Seeing as you're a pimp yourself than I should of known better to compete with your title that was given to you. Shame on me. ;)

[Mr. Long]

I guess I have to continue looking until I find one that will be open. :D
Now when you say "open," what exactly do you mean :winkok:?

[Y2J World Champ]

Now when you say "open," what exactly do you mean ?

You know exactly what I mean. :D

[SCOTT]

So... look who is the little copy cat these days.... now if you exscuse me i have to go find a drinking buddy.

[Y2J World Champ]

now if you exscuse me i have to go find a drinking buddy.

You do that and enjoy yourself. :winkok: But not too much.

Anyway, does anyone have any plans for later on tonight?

For me, well, as many of you know I'll be going to watch the Bourne Supremecy and Catwomen with some hot ladies. Oh yeah! :D

[SCOTT]

I went to the doctors today and he told me to stop masterbating i said why he said because ur upsetting the other patients in the waiting room.

[The Great One]

I went to the doctors today and he told me to stop masterbating i said why he said because ur upsetting the other patients in the waiting room.

LMAO. :p I have nothing planned for later, since it is 10:37 pm over here.

[Y2J World Champ]

LMAO. I have nothing planned for later, since it is 10:37 pm over here.

Well good thing it is only 3:23pm over here in hot sunny Los Angeles, California. :D

[Duff]

Someone looking for a drinking buddy. WP's resident drunk is answering that call. I've comehomefrom the pub early so i need an e-drinking buddy

[R_A_V_E_N_kID_3_3]

Is there an e-Drinking age limit?

[iamthatdamgood123]

Is there an e-Drinking age limit?

Yes, it's 18.

Y2J Champ, you're actually going to see Catwoman? Have fun with that.

[SCOTT]

18 I think you need to lower that a bit.

[Peoples King]

I have an e-fake idea and so would be more then happy to drink with my fellow ugly Irish bastard. Duff whenever I see you at this time you are always just back from the pubs.

[Y2J World Champ]

Y2J Champ, you're actually going to see Catwoman? Have fun with that.

Personally I didn't want to see it but some of the girls who were with me wanted to so I had to.

I just came back from the movies and man that car chase in The Bourne Supremecy was one of the greatest car chases in movie history.

[Peoples King]

The car chase in the Bourne identity was bloody good as well. I dont think a car chase can out do the car chase from Bullit. That was the greatest in history.

[Y2J World Champ]

The car chase in the Bourne identity was bloody good as well. I dont think a car chase can out do the car chase from Bullit. That was the greatest in history.

That is true. And when the car chase finished, for the first time in my life almost everyone in the theatre began to clap and cheer out loud. I have never seen a movie where people have done that.

[Peoples King]

I have. It was a porno. Jenna Jameson was starring and a few of my friends couldnt wait for her to do the nasty.

[Duff]

Jenna Jameson kicks ass!


















or should that be licks ass? Either way, it does nowt for me.

[Y2J World Champ]

I have. It was a porno. Jenna Jameson was starring and a few of my friends couldnt wait for her to do the nasty.

Well besides a porno, a porno can always make people stand up and cheer out loud, and for many guys........go to the bathroom after it is over.

[Duff]

Well besides a porno, a porno can always make people stand up......


How true, how very true. Not that soft chit you get on TVX or The adult channel though, that's just BS.

[legendaryken]

Jeez, page 14. Give me a couple of days to catch up guys. I had to go and check out Christina's latest pics in the Celebs forum so that detained me for a while.
You seem to be onto car chases which lets me tell you what I've been doing on my holiday. Ever been to the Disney Studios in Paris? (new addition to EuroDisney) They've got a great Car/Motorbike stunt show where they do some of the stuff you see in the movies. Pretty cool.

[D-Dogg]

You see that is the great thing about the internet there is no restrictions if you want hardcore porn you can get it in seconds however with TV there is so much crap going around its pathetic Men and Motors springs to mind i actually watch that channel more for the motors part rather then the porn because the pron is just crap about 20 seconds of boobs and then onto the next girl how can anyone over the age of 13 get hot off that? And seen my parents have these so called "morals" :confused: then they refuse to subscribe to the better porn channels going around (although i am under the impression they arent too good either) so i shall stick with my net and downloading programmes anytime my ladies are busy :winkok:

[Y2J World Champ]

Well from Porn we will now go to the newest movie that will come out on friday and that movie is called "The Village". Man, I cannot wait for this movie, the previews looks great and I can't wait to watch this movie with my friends.

[The Great One]

You see that is the great thing about the internet there is no restrictions if you want hardcore porn you can get it in seconds however with TV there is so much crap going around its pathetic Men and Motors springs to mind i actually watch that channel more for the motors part rather then the porn because the pron is just crap about 20 seconds of boobs and then onto the next girl how can anyone over the age of 13 get hot off that? And seen my parents have these so called "morals" :confused: then they refuse to subscribe to the better porn channels going around (although i am under the impression they arent too good either) so i shall stick with my net and downloading programmes anytime my ladies are busy :winkok:

Mens and Motors is a load of bollicks, the girls aren't even good looking to even fetish over them. The internet has the best porn, however finding a one that is free is the problem. Most sites are suscribed to and if i had a credit card i would sure not suscribe to it. Talking about Tv-x, Duff that channel as to be the worst channel ever, we want full on porn not just a bunch of ladies picked up of the street dancing with there top off.

[Y2J World Champ]

Well it seems like no one has replied to my post about "The Village", so has anyone ever been arrested before?

Reason I'm asking is because I'am currently watching "Cops".

[Superman33]

I'm definately goin to see The Village on Friday.

[Y2J World Champ]

Well finally someone mentions the movie besides me. Anyway, I just wonder what the hell is that monster or whatever the thing that the people are afraid of.

[Mr. Long]

I'll tell you right now what the ...monster is. The ...monster in M. Night Shamylan's "The Village" is...
































Wait for it...

































































The Frying Saucepan!

Just remember that you heard it first right here, on WrestlePower.

[Peoples King]

Well it seems like no one has replied to my post about "The Village", so has anyone ever been arrested before?

Reason I'm asking is because I'am currently watching "Cops".

I wouldnt exactley say arrested, they didnt put the cuffs on me. I'd say I was....... detained in a cop car until they found my parents. Not really up to getting into details on it. Lets just say PK knows how the back of a cop car smells.

[Mr. Long]

Luckily, I've never been arrested by "the man."

[Peoples King]

In my case it was one man and two women. The women were nice, the manb didnt speak much.

Get it!He said "the man" but infact I had two women. Get it........... screw you guys!

[Y2J World Champ]

Well for me I have never been arrested but I have been looked at funny by a cop guy before. Oh God, hopefully the guy wasn't looking at me because he was gay. :eek:

[Mr. Long]

Well Y2J, I guess I'll see you next week on Oz.

[Y2J World Champ]

Oh God No!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

This evening was a good day for me, this cute girl grabbed my ass while standing in line to rent a movie at blockbuster. I turned around and like usually I began to talk to her, she flirted of course. Well, when I walked outside continuing talking to her this guy came up to us and told the girl if she was cheating on him. So at this point I began to think to myself, oh crap, is this guy going out with this girl I'm hitting on. Well she said no and this guy just screamed and said your lying. So I just tried to stand back and watch but this guy turned to me and pushed me. I warned him and he pushed me again. Well at this point we both began to fight until some people walking by broke it up.




















































This little story I just said was complete BS. I was bored and tried to start a conversation. So has anyone ever been in a fight over a girl? Not just a small fight but a big fight where people began to bleed or stuff like that. I have never been in a fight because people are afraid of fighting me because they known I would kick there ass. :D

[Mr. Long]

I haven't but I get the feeling I'm gonna be in that situation sooner rather than later (for information go to my "I need some help" thread).

[Y2J World Champ]

I understand your situation. Here's a little advice, if you are about to lose and you know your about to lose then punch him in the groin. But if you want to fight dirty then kick him or punch him in the groin and then begin to kick his ass while he's done holding his crotch in pain.

[iamthatdamgood123]

Oh the Village looks kickass, too bad I already know the ending(by accident, went to far on a review of the script). Also, Y2J Champ, did Catwoman suck?

Oh, and I've never been arrested, but a friend mooned a cop.

[Y2J World Champ]

Catwomen was crap. There was no story into it, the only thing that kept me from getting up and leaving where the hot girls that were with me and because Halle Berry was wearing that tight leather costume. :D

[Mr. Long]

God Bless women in tight leather!

[legendaryken]

I'm struggling to get into this thread - haven't seen any movies recently, haven't had a fight over a girl and I don't get nightmares over saucepans.

I did see TVX about 6 months ago however - it's what I'd call 'midcore' - a bit fruitier than Men and Motors, but you can't see anything too juicy.

[Y2J World Champ]

Well new subject,

What was the most scariest nightmares you have ever had?

For me, I was dreaming that I was in front of my house walking down the street and there's two walls, one on each side about 10 feet away from me, when I looked at the top of the wall there were monsters on top of them standing next to each other, from demons to wolves to everything. I woke up quickly and looked around and thank God it wasn't real. Well the reason (IMO) I dreamed that was because I was watching 2 horror movies right before I went to sleep.

[Mr. Long]

I once had a dream where former Real World cast members (actual Real Worlders, not people that look like they belong on RW) got into an arguement and then they all shot each other, then one of them shot me and then I woke up.

There's supposed to be a hidden meaning behind most dreams, what the hell does mine say? That I hope all the Real Worlders shoot each other with silent assault rifles?

[Y2J World Champ]

There's supposed to be a hidden meaning behind most dreams, what the hell does mine say? That I hope all the Real Worlders shoot each other with silent assault rifles?

Well not really, not always, because the things you do on the day before you had the dream are also reasons on why he dreamed it. I dreamed my nightmare because I watched some horror movies, what did you do in the day you had that dream?

[Mr. Long]

I killed all the Real Worlders, but what does that have to do with...oh I see.

[Y2J World Champ]

Well I guess you'll be the next famous murderer in the world. And don't worry I'll be there to hunt you down and earn the reward the police will have on you. :D

[Mr. Long]

Cool, see you in about 20 years.

[Y2J World Champ]

Cool and don't forget...........this isn't personal. :D

[Peoples King]

Couldnt be arsed going through all the posts previous to this. All I have to do now is think of a........ aha!

Okay then my prehistoric chicos, what kind of music and bands do you like?

[The Pez]

I like a mix of R&B, rock, country, techno/dance. Some of my fave artists/bands out there are Great Big Sea, Brad Paisley, Brand New, Story of the Year.

Those are the ones I can think of at the moment.

[Lover Nuts]

I like old school Hip Hop, Old Rock, some Alternative Dance like Aphex Twin and some Funk.

[Y2J World Champ]

I like alittle bit of Rock, hiphop/rap and R & B.

[Mr. Long]

Mainly, Heavy Metal (but nothing to heavy), guys like Ozzy, Metalica, FOZZY, etc.

[Y2J World Champ]

New Topic,

What current show in television do you hate the most and why?

[The Pez]

Any reality show........ain't nothing real about it.

[Funk]

Everyone likes them a bit of Funk.

I love that show Las Vegas, it is so good!

[Y2J World Champ]

Not alot of responds so here's a new topic.......

What is the worst thing you have ever done to your parents?

[Superman33]

Well, I give my dad the finger on an hourly basis, but since he does it back I don't know if that would count.

[Funk]

I gave superman the finger, he broke my wrist...

[Peoples King]

Worst thing I've done to my parents? Bit personal, isnt it. I'd rather keep that to myself. No offence but I dont want to broadcast my family problems across the internet.

As for TV shows....... Reality TV shows. Jesus Christ those are the spawn of Satan. Those shows are the most evil thing on television. I hate watching a load of **** heads run around like hamsters so that the public can watch it like drones. CRACKER SPAWN!

[Y2J World Champ]

Well since PK doesn't want to answer. [in.low.voice]bastard[/in.low.voice] j/k

Here's a new subject.............

If you were given 1 wish, what would you wish for?

[Mr. Long]

Read my "I need help" thread.

[Funk]

I would wish for 1 million new wishes.

[legendaryken]

It's difficult to get worked up about rubbish TV programmes (not for the PeoplesWingsOverAmerica, obviously) when there's a million channels out there. One of them will have on a rerun of Married with Children, and if not, there's always the Net.
Worst thing I ever did to my parents was bury them both, sell their house and keep half their money.






They were already dead, honest.

(Humour a bit too dark there for some methinks.)

[Peoples King]

SingalongKen I must say that I liked that dark piece of humour. Brightened up my day, that and that preacher dude I saw....... damn he was cool.

Okay, okay. I'll let you in on the worse thing I ever did to my parents. The worst thing I ever did to my parents was making that condom rip and then getting into the egg. After that I was born and they havent been the same since.

[Y2J World Champ]

Well I just came back from the movie theatre, I went to see "The Village" and well it was a pretty big bombshell in the last 20-25 minutes of the movie. But I'm not going to reveal anything else because I don't want to ruin it for the people who haven't seen it yet.

[legendaryken]

Great, I love movies with huge big twists at the end - The Usual Suspects, No Way Out, the Sixth Sense - I shall try to avoid the ending until I see the film.

uh, I take it the saucepan is nothing to do with it?

[Superman33]

I was quite disappointed with the Village.

[Weaf]

I've heard mixed reviews about it. In my opinion Sixth Sense was overrated, Unbreakable was crap and Signs was meh...

I'll still go to see it though, I'm a sucker.

[Y2J World Champ]

Signs was actually a good movie for me and yes the Village was a little disappointing but still worth watching.

[Superman33]

Yeah, the Village was good, but I won't give anything away.

[Mr. Long]

I was gonna take Savannah to see The Village on friday, but we went to Anchorman instead. I figured that she didn't want to see me piss my pants, which I probably would if I saw it. Hell, I got scared ****less by The Texas Chainsaw Masacre trailer.

[Y2J World Champ]

The Village wasn't that scary. It had its moments in which they made me jump up a little but nothing too scary.

[Peoples King]

I was thinking of swimming over to the US and getting to see the Villiage before it hits our shores........ Speaking of which, I hate the beach.

[Duff]

I hate anything remotely scary. I just cannot watch scary films. I'm a total pansy when it comes to stuff like that (or most other things)

[Peoples King]

Well Duff I am in the same boat as you at times. I'll watch a scary movie but for the next week I'll be ****ing freaked off my game. Christ Im going to start thinking of some scary movie now and I wont be able to stop thinking about it.

Damn you all!

[Duff]

Anyone got any holidays planned?

Me, i cant afford to go anywhere but i'm looking to go to Raw and SD in October as well as WM21 in LA, so i gotta start saving the pennies. I'm alsoplanning on going to Nice and Mercia for a couple of weekend breaks

[SCOTT]

Well my mum and dad planned a holiday in spain but they said they wont take me with them because i'm too old :(

[Duff]

Maybe they wanted some "quality time" together, alone, shacked up in their hotel room, the dirty animals. :eek:


My parents asked me to go to NYC with them in Decmember, but i said i didn't want to go. I'm gonna try and hit them for the flights to LA instead

[Lover Nuts]

I'll be going to Ireland in a few weeks.

[Duff]

**** PK, we gotta hide

[Peoples King]

Visit me Shanny Man! What part of Ireland.

[SCOTT]

Dude thats my parent I don't need that **** in my head lol

So who going to be the new england coach ahey......

[The Great One]

So who going to be the new england coach ahey......

Have they fired him? Sorry, been asleep nearly all day. :D

[SCOTT]

He resigned didn’t he?

[iamthatdamgood123]

I've heard mixed reviews about it. In my opinion Sixth Sense was overrated, Unbreakable was crap and Signs was meh...

I'll still go to see it though, I'm a sucker.

Unbreakable wasn't crap, it ruled. I actually loved the Village, gave it an 8 or 8.5/10. I love M. Night, and all of his movies that I've seen. Oh, and I've never been scared by one movie except Requiem For a Dream(which is more disturbing than scary) and I feel like throwing up every time I think of Salo(I haven't seen it, but I read what happens, and god.

[Lover Nuts]

I'm going to the County of Mayo I think. Where ever I'll be I'll have a pissing good time! :beer: :winkok:

[Duff]

It's Mayo Shan, on the West Coast. You're quite lucky, its a lovely part of Ireland.

[Duff]

He resigned didn’t he?

no, Mark Palios resigned as Chief Exec but i don't think Eriksson quit, not that i heard anyway

[Peoples King]

Mayo Shan! Havent been.

[SCOTT]

no, Mark Palios resigned as Chief Exec but i don't think Eriksson quit, not that i heard anyway

I'm sure I read it in The Sun well nevermind then.

[Duff]

When are you goin Shan? and how long are you staying for?

[Lover Nuts]

Sorry about the little silly mistake I did there. Hopefully I'll have a good time there and I'll be there for a week so I'll bring a camera.

[The Great One]

I'm sure I read it in The Sun well nevermind then.

Sometimes the Sun talks complete bollicks. We were supposed to be signing Rui Costa from AC Milan a few years back, what happened to that, we made the offer, but they still haven't accepted it a few years later.

[SCOTT]

What you talking about? that sorry exscuse for a team called liverpool?

[Duff]

oh now you're in trouble Scott

[SCOTT]

LMAO I know Duff his going to butcher me now because I support Leeds.:(

[The Great One]

Least were still in the Premiership.

[Duff]

who? sorry, i only have interest in the Premier League

[SCOTT]

We will be back and we will kick liverpools ARSE! and if not then a guy can dream can't he...

[The Great One]

We will be back and we will kick liverpools ARSE! and if not then a guy can dream can't he...

I hope Sunderland will beat Leeds because then i can really take the piss.

[Duff]

Seriously Scott, LUFC will be lucky to be kicking footballs next season, let alone kicking Liverpool's arse. They are a club in crisis and it wont be getting any better in the forseeable future

[SCOTT]

OK OK OK OK I know when im beat leeds suck as of now but we will be back lmao

[The Great One]

OK OK OK OK I know when im beat leeds suck as of now but we will be back lmao

I will be too old to watch football by the time they come back up. I guess i have to sit and wait, and i guess i'll be sitting down for a very long time waitinf for the time they eventually get promoted.

[Y2J World Champ]

Well we need a new subject in subject in here............

So in "American" Football who do you think would win the Super Bowl?

IMO I think Dallas might be able to do it because of all these pro bowlers that they have.

[Madhatter1]

Read my sig and the question is answered

[SCOTT]

Dear Penis,
I don't think I like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

It used to be you and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear Penis,
I don't like you anymore.

Now he sings,

Dear Rodney,
I don't think I like you anymore,
'Cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places I've never been before.
Dear Rodney,
I dont like you anymore.

Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever.
Dear Penis,
I think I like you after all.

Oh and Rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls.

[Lover Nuts]

Was that by Weird Al Yankovic, Scotty?

[legendaryken]

Sounds more like Shakespeare's Henry V Part 2 to me.

[SCOTT]

I'm as sick as a Giraffe with a stiff neck
I smell like a postman's sock
I'm as busy as a Bosnian bricklayer
About as well known as Hugh Grant's ****
I'm as tight as Cyril Smith's underpants
If I **** Posh Spice It'll cost her
And I know what I've done for this comedy
What Fred West did for Gloucester

I'm as sick as ****
I'm as sick as ****
Eeh I'm ****ing sick
I'm as sick as ****
I'm as sick as ****

I'm ****ing fed up

I'm as dry as a Rwandan's arsehole
Quicker than a rabbit's ****
I'm as sore as a honeymooner's fanny
I've never had OJ Simpson's luck
I'm as honest a Sting's accountant
George Best on a drinking binge
I'm as well hung a Michael Hutchence
And about as wet as Paula Yate's minge

I'm as sick as ****
I'm as sick as ****
Eeh I'm ****ing sick
I'm as sick as ****
I'm as sick as ****

I'm ****ing fed up

I'm as thick as two Mick Jagger's lips
About as wrinkled as John Boy's granny
I smell like a lavatory brush
I'm as big as Madonna's ****ing fanny
I've seen more pricks than a lavatory seat
I'm as welcome as the council tax bill
But don't take any notice of me
I'm a moaning fat **** and I'm ill

I'm as sick as ****
I'm as sick as ****
Eeh I'm ****ing sick
I'm as sick as ****
I'm as sick as ****
I'm ****ing fed up

Roy Chubby Brown RULES lol

[Duff]

I'm as sick as ****


Somehow, i dont think too many will disagree with that

[Duff]

We, the patrons of chatter box, are only 47 posts off being the board with the most posts on WrestlePower. So, come my little spammers, come and spam until we are the dominant force on WrestlePower.








By spam, i mean post.

[CLIT]

I'm sitting here, scratching my balls.

Are you?

[Y2J World Champ]

Well after two years I'm going to go get a haircut today. Ah, all the good times I had with my hair and now its going to get cut.:(

[Superman33]

Hair is over rated, that's why i keep it buzzed. It's easier and it doesn't cost anything.

[Lover Nuts]

Well after two years I'm going to go get a haircut today. Ah, all the good times I had with my hair and now its going to get cut.:(

You're the only other person I've ever heard of who hasn't cut their hair in ages. It took 1 1/2 years to cut my hair because I was growing it long. I've only cut it like two months ago, it looks kina like HBK's hair when he cutted before Survivor Series 2002.

[SCOTT]

Check out the flag avatars lol

[CLIT]

Supes, I buzz my head too!!!! :eek:

Been doing it for the past year and 1/2.

We are so cool. :cool:

[Duff]

I get my hair cut roughly every two months. I usually tryand do something different 3 or 4 times a year, like get it shaped madly or get some weird colour in it. Hmmmm, did i just soundlike a woman



Ok, almost there, we're only 27 posts behind.

[Y2J World Champ]

Make that 26.

I just saw a preview of the Predator vs Alien movie and it looks kinda sweet. I know I'm going to go watch it, how about you?

[Duff]

no chance in hell, i hated both films so putting the two of them together wont impress me in any way.


BTW, i forgot to countmy own post earlier, so 24 posts behind

[Peoples King]

Dunno bout that Champ. Predator was a **** movie but he alien is kick ass. Alien and Aliens are good movies but I just dont see Alien giving Predator much of a bash. I really cant see where they will go with this.

BTW, my ideal job is Porn Star.

[legendaryken]

Hey, so that's me, Supes and Clit, the Skinhead gang. What setting do you use, lads? I go 1 and a half.

[CLIT]

I do a 1 on top and a zero (no clip) on the rest.

I keep my **** tight! :cool:

I wasn't going to see AVP, but now I might. Just for the hell of it and with low expectations. I'll go whenever though. No rush to be the first in line.

[SCOTT]

http://www.rodneycarrington.com/dearpenis.php

Scroll down watch the cartoon

[Y2J World Champ]

This is different from what you guys have been talking about but I just came back from enrolling to college. On August 30 I will attending my first college class. Man, I can't believe it, I'm going to college, look Ma I did it.

[Duff]

Congratulations man. Hope you enjoy it as much as i did (until i got depressed and dropped out, twice). No, seriously you'll have a brilliant time. And remember it's 90% about the women and the drinking and the good times and 10% about the education

[Peoples King]

Duff I didnt know you were Y2JWCs mother. Wow the things you learn in a pointless post thread. On a more serious note, I must go to the bathroom.

[SCOTT]

Speaking of "POINTLESS" things how are you today pk?

[Duff]

btw, congratulations to everyone on making Chatter Box the most popular forum on Wrestle Power


EDIT: Should i sticky this thread? I'll know that the answer is yes, when PK steals my idea and i find it stickied by the next time i view this thread :winkok:

[Peoples King]

Yeah I was kind of pointless. I should have been a blow job.

As WrestlePowers Porn Star SMod I feel it is only right that this thread should be stickied. Keep in mind that it was me and me alone that thought of stickying this thread. No one else would ever think about it. NO ONE!

[SCOTT]

Well mister smarty pants if you're thread is good enough it should not need to be stickied because it will always be on the front page anyway.

[Peoples King]

Damn Scott and his smart pants. Damn it to hell! Oh, Duff is responding.

[The Great One]

Damn Scott and his smart pants. Damn it to hell! Oh, Duff is responding.

He was, but i unplugged his keyboard and ran with it.

[Duff]

Sorry Scott, didnt your thread like this on IOW haveto be unstickied becasue it was so crap? :D

[Peoples King]

OMG BURN!!!!!!

Oh things are heating up now. This thread has become veeeeeeery interesting.

[The Great One]

It got trashed by a douchebag because he thought he could try and liven it up a bit.

[SCOTT]

No mine was deleted because Sonic thought it created an error on the boards just FYI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SCOTT]

Also I might just take you're custom title serious ;)

[Peoples King]

FYI? Oh, Forget Your Incest. I forgot what that meant for a second. :winkok:

[The Great One]

FYI? Oh, Forget Your Incest. I forgot what that meant for a second. :winkok:

Hey, i am no longer called The Legend Killer, so get back into your sig options and put my new name in. :winkok: :p

[SCOTT]

Hey, i am no longer called The Legend Killer, so get back into your sig options and put my new name in. :winkok: :p


Aint you got some brown nosing to be doing?:p:D

[Peoples King]

Well FYI.............. I couldnt be arsed. I just ate 500 penny jellies and thats my excuse. So up yours you name changed bastard!





































I'll change it in the morning sir.

[The Great One]

Good boy, PK. Now go into the kitchen and get me food.

[Peoples King]

Shove it up your ass. Thats right, the whole kitchen.

[SCOTT]

Settle down boys...or girls whatever ur gender is......

[The Great One]

Scott, get me a beer out of the fridge, this instance.

[Peoples King]

Christ, turned 18 and he already thinks he is the bull of these here woods. Dont make me swim across to Liverpool and slap you. Actually I'll fly because the Irish sea is full of nuclear waste. Not blaming anyone.

*Points across to all of you*

[The Great One]

Christ, turned 18 and he already thinks he is the bull of these here woods. Dont make me swim across to Liverpool and slap you. Actually I'll fly because the Irish sea is full of nuclear waste. Not blaming anyone.

*Points across to all of you*

You can look around Liverpool several times, and you will never find me. Because your going to be in the wrong place.

[Peoples King]

Well I decided not to fly so I'll just be content with e-slapping you........ punk!

[Y2J World Champ]

Has anyone seen that movie "Collateral" (misspelled) I kinda liked the movie except the ending was kinda crappy. Has anyone else seen this movie?

[SCOTT]

Scott, get me a beer out of the fridge, this instance.

First thing first learn how to handle your drink then try to order me to do something then see what happens:D

[The Great One]

First thing first learn how to handle your drink then try to order me to do something then see what happens:D

Come on now Scott, i had to wait nearly a whole night and you fetch me the beer at 11:15 in the morning, that is a little too early to start drinking.

[Duff]

its never too early to start drinking. Damn, i was VERY drunk last night. i remember AOL messing up, so i had to restart my computor, the next thing i remember is hearing my alarm clock telling me its time to go to work, but being the rebel i am, i defied itand stayed in bed.

[The Great One]

I think you got cut off because you sent so many im messages in the time limit. I don't know how to put it, it is like me sending you about 10 messages on aim in a space of 5 seconds trying to bombard you with messages, and if there system automatically disconnects you from the internet.

[Funk]

meow meow meow moew moewmoewmoewmoewmoew I want chicken I want liver meow mix meow mix please deliver.

[The Great One]

Funky can't count. :p

[Peoples King]

Kingy is a happy camper tonight! Why you may ask? Well the Porn King is just after pulling a girl that he has been interested in for a very long time. My Irish good looks, charm and smile have made this a good day to be the King. IM in the mood to celebrate. Everyone and I mean EVERYONE is invited.

[Lover Nuts]

Nice one PK! I'll bring the Stella Artois! :beer:

[The Great One]

I've drunk the beer so i can't bring any.

[Superman33]

How many times are you gonna change your damn name?

[Y2J World Champ]

(completely off-topic but since this is a 1000 pointless post thread then eh)

You know what's a funny word..........pickel wiesel !

[The Great One]

How many times are you gonna change your damn name?

I don't know, i promise you i will be Shane O'Mac for a long time. :cool:

[Superman33]

A promise from you is worth nothing.

[The Great One]

Worth nothing, but i will be staying as Shane O'Mac.

[Lover Nuts]

Shane O'Mac, I think you should change your name to Orlando Jordon! lol

[Funk]

Shane o' mac? Shane be wack! Foo!

[Duff]

hmm, is that a flame Funk?:D
























only kidding ya

[iamthatdamgood123]

Has anyone seen that movie "Collateral" (misspelled) I kinda liked the movie except the ending was kinda crappy. Has anyone else seen this movie?

I actually thought the ending fit the movie very well. I also saw Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle in New York which was suprisingly funny.

[james_aust]

I am bored - work fully sucks right now - where are all you people? I wish the bloody main site would open :(

[legendaryken]

That's the problem with being in Australia, I guess, James, always 12 hours ahead of the rest of the (important bit) of the world.
Anyway, were my eyes deceiving me a few pages back, or was Scott encouraging us to log on to a cartoon penis?????

[The Great One]

That's the problem with being in Australia, I guess, James, always 12 hours ahead of the rest of the (important bit) of the world.
Anyway, were my eyes deceiving me a few pages back, or was Scott encouraging us to log on to a cartoon penis?????

Yep your right Ken, Scott was trying to get you to log onto a cartoon penis. :winkok:

[The-Noodle]

A cartoon penis ... r---i---g---h---t, I'll be leaving now *walks away*

[Peoples King]

Cartoon penis? Yeah my laziness and confuddleness is really after confusing me. But Im still in celebration mood so Im just going to nod and smile at evreything you all say. :winkok:

[Duff]

Pk is an ugly wee bastard that couldnt get it up if he took an overdose of Viagra.


*waits for PK to nod and smile*

[The-Noodle]

LOL cool you do that PK.

This pointless post was brought to you by The-Noodle. Now available with 10% less anal leakage!

[Peoples King]

Alright Duff now you pissed me off. I wanked twice last night so dont you tell me I cant get it up you cracker! Go suck Satans ****(Ric Flairs that is).

*Looks up at Noodles post........... Nods and smiles*

[Duff]

twice? arent you just great? was your brother in the room you sick freak?

[Peoples King]

No, I was in bed. I was awake pretty much the whole night and didnt have anything to do so..............

[Duff]

Amazingly, i just realised that i was on here at 4 am this morning. I knew i was on, but i thought it was about 1am. I'm gonna have to stop drinking



EDIT: PK, you were awake all night and only got two out? Geez, young people today have no stamina

[Mr. Long]

PK, this is the last time you ever talk about you jerkin' your gerkin.

BTW, two?! Damn, buy some viagara. Those must not be very long pornos that you're in.

[Peoples King]

Consider it this way Jesse. Wank number one happened at about 2am. The second wank of the night got started in or around 5am. I didnt sleep well at all.

BTW Im still celebrating. Cynical love 'em and leave 'em PK has been struck.

[The Great One]

PK update your sig. ;)

Oh and congrats on finally getting your love life sorted. :)

[Peoples King]

Didnt want it sorted. I just wanted to be a randy **** during these years. But damn it to hell something has happened and I cant be pissed off. Sure nothing is REALLY going to happen but for god sakes......... DAMN!

[Duff]

Consider it this way Jesse. Wank number one happened at about 2am. The second wank of the night got started in or around 5am. I didnt sleep well at all.



wow, a three hour recovery time. You really do need help in the old bedroom department King. Either that or you have amazing staying power, lasting for three hours while wanking

[The Great One]

Come on PK, you got her where you want her, get off here go round hers, and give her what you and her want.

[Peoples King]

Duff: Well I last for 2 and a half hours and then I let my member time to get ready for some more.

The second one was out of boredom more then anything.

Shane O'****in Mac: I would do that normally but....... well something is different.

[SCOTT]

The Eastern World, it is exploding,
violence flaring, bullets loading.
You're old enough to kill but not for voting.
You don't believe in war, but what's that gun you're toting?
And even the Jordan River has bodies floating.
But you tell me over and over and over again, my friend, Ahh, You don't believe we're on the Eve of destruction.
Don't you understand what I'm trying to say?
Can't you feel the fears I'm feeling today?
If the button is pushed there's no running away,
There'll be no one to save with the world in a grave.
Take a look around you boy, it's bound to scare you boy.
And you tell me over and over and over again, my friend, Ahh, You don't believe we're on the Eve of Destruction.
Yea my blood's so mad feels like coagulating,
I'm sitting here just contemplating.
I can't twist the truth it knows no regulation.
Hand full of senators don't pass legislation.
And marches alone can't bring integration
When human respect is disintegrating.
This whole crazy world is just too frustrating.
And you tell me over and over and over again, my friend, Ahh, You don't believe we're on the Eve of destruction.
Think of all the hate there is in Red China,
Then take a look around to Selma, Alabama.
You may leave here for four days in space,
But when you return it's the same old place,
The pounding of the drums, the pride and disgrace.
You can bury your dead, but don't leave a trace.
Hate your next door neighbor, but don't forget to say grace.
And tell me over and over and over again, my friend,
You don't believe we're on the Eve of Destruction.
No, No, You don't believe we're on the Eve of destruction

[Duff]

there's nothing like boredom to inspire a wank. BTW, i'm feeling bored right now. If i dont post in this thread for a while, it's because i'm going to make a sandwich

[The Great One]

Scott, don't sing, i heard you before on the karoke, my goodness you were that bad the whole of the bar covered there ears.

[SCOTT]

What you talking about paul I'm a great singer listen to me sing Suspicious Minds!!! lyrics will follow soon lol

[Duff]

That's exactly what happened when i sang at karaoke last night.

[The Great One]

I was wondering where the racket was coming from, it was you singing Duff.

[Duff]

I was wondering where the racket was coming from, it was you singing Duff.


Shut your mouth, bitch :D

[SCOTT]

ha har I have the voice of an angel not like these old folk.

[Peoples King]

Hahaha Duff is already done. It was a 10 second job.

And Scott, your a great singer. Infact you have inspired me to sing. Soon.......... very soon

[SCOTT]

Ohhhhh I'm sooooooooooooooooooooooo goooooooooood like a sticky bird......

[Duff]

premature ejaculation is not something to be laughed at PK. It's a serious psycological problem and i would appreciate it if you didnt make fun of it. :D :wankok:

oops, i meant :winkok:

[The Great One]

Scott, i have had to mute my speakers because of your terrible singing. Duff you know you were making that much racket, my dog wouldn't shut up, neighbours shouting for you to shut up. I had to put a pillow over my head to get away from it all.

[Peoples King]

Shane O'****in Mac, if you hold that pillow down hard enough you just may give us all an early Christmas present. :chuckles:

Duff............... Im sawee.

Now for my song:

This is for lovers
Running away
This is for lovers
Runnin away
Just for today

[SCOTT]

This is Paul in a nut shell so to speak.


All mouth no brains this guys a pain,
You can scream and cuss,
He'll put his boot up your dogs arse and lick your lasses puss.
He'll nick your fags take your booze and tie fireworks to the cat,
And inform the dole you're working,
Just who is this twat ?

He's a ****, he's a ****, he's a *-*-*-* ****,
With his broken teeth and his ugly face,
He's a little **** teaser that's out of place,
He'd sleep with your granny and bite her fanny,
And wears his trousers back to front
And he farts up ****s and he's riddled with pox,
Cos basically he's a ****.

He dyes his hair to match his clothes,
And he smells so much he fills your nose,
With a small tattoo to prove he's tough, and an earring the ****ing puff.
You've never heard of this human turd, he'd be a pig if he could grunt,
And he talks a load of crap as well,
Cos basically he's a ****.

He's a ****, he's a ****, he's a *-*-*-* ****,
With his broken teeth and his ugly face,
He's a little **** teaser that's out of place,
He'd sleep with your granny and bite her fanny,
And wears his trousers back to front
And he farts up ****s and he's riddled with pox,
Cos basically he's a ****.

He's spots and warts and blackheads too,
Doesn't know a joke unless it's blue,
And the Vicar's daughter swears and cries he ****ed her with a pack of lies,
Maybe you've heard about this man, well you haven't far to hunt,
Cos it's me you pack of bastards,
Basically I'm a ****.

I'm a ****, I'm a ****, I'm a *-*-*-* ****,
With my broken teeth and my ugly face,
I'm a little **** teaser that's out of place,
I'd sleep with your granny and bite her fanny,
And I wear my trousers back to front
And I fart up ****s and I'm riddled with pox,
Cos basically I'm a ****.
I'm a *-*-*-*, I'm not bent see, a ****ing big fat ****.

[The Great One]

Admin, mask swearing that can't be right :chuckles:

[SCOTT]

Where....

[Peoples King]

He's singing so it cant be masked swearing. He didnt type it ;)

[Duff]

its ok Shane, ive already given him a warning for it. He has promised me he wont do it again and is going to sort it out now.


PK, that song was ......... beautiful :crying:

[Peoples King]

Not a dry eye in the house. Well there is more to that song but I'll be ****ed if Im going to track down the lyrics for you people.

[The Great One]

He's singing so it cant be masked swearing. He didnt type it ;)

That isn't singing, he is making a bloody racket.

[Peoples King]

Racket? I dont see anyone playing tennis. Ugh, that was awful. I apologies.

[The Great One]

Racket? I dont see anyone playing tennis. Ugh, that was awful. I apologies.

Maybes because the Wimbledon is finished :chuckles:

[Peoples King]

Shane O'****in Mac that was worse then my one.

[The Great One]

Worser than your what?

[Peoples King]

Worser then my worst worst beotch! Put that in your pipe and smoke it........ only if you want to of course.

[SCOTT]

Well anyway that was my song about you hope you like it......................................

[iamthatdamgood123]

What the hell is going on? I'm way too lazy to check everyone's posts.

[Peoples King]

Nothing! *Sweeps everythign under the bed*

[iamthatdamgood123]

Good, I did my job, slowing down threads.



This thread has been HHH'ed!

[SCOTT]

He wet his pants?

[Duff]

Nothing! *Sweeps everythign under the bed*


*forces himself to refrain from mentioning tissue and porn mags*

Sorry, Damgood, i dont think you slowed down the thread. It slowed because PK was fantasising about his new girl.

[Peoples King]

Slow down this! Damn I have nothing to throw at him except my dignity.

[Duff]

Slow down this! Damn I have nothing to throw at him except my dignity.


How about that "used" tissue you're only after sweeping under the bed

[Gravity]

Man I always get to these threads too late. Oh well. BTW does anyone remember No Mercy 2002? I just picked it up on Dvd incredibly cheap, and I remember it from when it was on. I loved that PPV. Anyone else remember it?

[Duff]

I wouldnt say you're late. We've got 663 posts to go

[Peoples King]

Too late Duff I just flushed it down the jacks. Muwahahahahahaha

I got No Mercy 2002 and that is one damn solid PPV. No real dud match on the entire show.

[Gravity]

I am in love with that Hell in a Cell match. It's one of the best damn cell matches I've ever seen. And that WWE Tag Title match is unbelieveable. Ah late 2002 was a fine time for WWE.

[iamthatdamgood123]

I am in love with that Hell in a Cell match. It's one of the best damn cell matches I've ever seen. And that WWE Tag Title match is unbelieveable. Ah late 2002 was a fine time for WWE.

Late 2002 was complete crap. With HHH screwing a dead doll, and Shawn Michaels beating him and losing it a month later. Can't forget the whole Al Wilson angle going on. Damn, 2002 had terrible angles.

[Funk]

2000 was great (early Rock-HHH-Mick)

[Gravity]

Well storyline-wise, late 2002 did suck but it had great matches. Elimination Chamber, Hell In a Cell, 2 out of three falls, awesome SD tag matches, Hbk vs. HHH Non-sanctioned, the list goes on. There may have been crappy storylines but at least matches were good to watch and the CW division wasn't total crap then.

[The Great One]

Worser then my worst worst beotch! Put that in your pipe and smoke it........ only if you want to of course.

:bandito: I am off to play on Unreal.

[SCOTT]

I just finished playing battlefield vietnam and i killed allot of people i'm soooooooo good at sniping:)

[Lover Nuts]

I must say that looking back at 2002, I thought it was better year than 2003. Now 2003 was bad.

My favourite WWE years were 1999-2000. I was hooked on wrestling then.

[Gravity]

Those were good times, that's what pulled me in completly even though I'd been watching a couple years b4 that(I think I started watching in '98). But compared to 2003, 2002 was an awesome year, and if they had come up with better storylines it could have been the best year we've seen in a while.

[CLIT]

85-91 and 97-2000 were the years wrestling ruled! :eek:

[MmmCake]

So true CLIT, so true.

Anywho,

In the eyes of a ranger,
The unsuspecting stranger,
Had better know the truth of wrong from right,

'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
Any wrong you do, he's gonna see,

When you're in Texas, look behind you,

'Cause that's where the rangers gonna be.

[Madhatter1]

My favorite WWE years were '92 and '97. Nothing better than seeing Bret Hart, Randy Savage and Ric Flair holding the WWE Title and in 1997, the true year of the Taker and Hart vs. Austin. That is what kept me loyal to the company during the tough years.

[iamthatdamgood123]

Good, everyone hates the year of 1995. Nothing worse than Kevin Nash holding the title for a year, and Mable winning King of the Ring. Ugh.

[Superman33]

In the eyes of a ranger,
The unsuspecting stranger,
Had better know the truth of wrong from right,

'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
Any wrong you do, he's gonna see,

When you're in Texas, look behind you,

'Cause that's where the rangers gonna be.
*marks out for Walker, Texas Ranger*

[Duff]

I was wondering what the hell that was about.

[Gravity]

Yea same here. That was kinda scary.

[Duff]

Does anyone else feel the desire to go around and gramatically correct all the illeterate posts in this place, or is that just me being an *******?

[Mr. Long]

I have felt the urge to let people know when they have screwed up gramatically. But I don't because it is kinda. I guess it would be easier for you to correct posts because you're a MOD, and you could edit the post yourself.

[Duff]

True, but imagine i went around and modified every gramatically incorrect post and spelling error. There wouldn't be enough hours in the day, plus i would some major **** from everyone else

[Peoples King]

Me no what you talk Duff.

*Coughs*

Bah, I dont think we would have too many members if we corrected every post we saw. First off people would feel that their intelligence had been insulted and then of course you have the flames that would start because of it. Basically all we can do is shake our heads and occasionally go crazy.

Being honest, text talk pisses me off a hell of alot more. I would love to smack every single person that uses text talk on the net.

*SLAP*

[CLIT]

Chuck Norris rules.

[Duff]

Being honest, text talk pisses me off a hell of alot more. I would love to smack every single person that uses text talk on the net.

i no wat u mean. I've felt like that 2, m8, and have done 4 a while

[CLIT]

4 reel. U & eye think a like. :D

[MmmCake]

Chuck Norris rules.

"****ing Chuck Norris"

Dodgeball was a awsome movie.

[iamthatdamgood123]

"****ing Chuck Norris"

Dodgeball was a awsome movie.

A certain lever made that whole thing funnier. Daniel knows what I mean.

[MmmCake]

Whos Daniel?

[Lover Nuts]

Whos Daniel?

Damngood's imaginary friend. ;)

[Duff]

so, everyone, how much does milk cost in your country?

[Drunkacho]

Milk is free for me, just takes a little effort to get it. :chuckles:

[SCOTT]

You nick the milk stamps off pregnant women.......

[MmmCake]

In New York, milk costs $3.99 a gal.
It sucks, beacuse me and my girlfriend drink it a lot so we go through a gal every other day.

[iamthatdamgood123]

Whos Daniel?

Daniel is Supes, Supes is Daniel, etc. Oh and milk costs around 2.00 for every 2 gallons.

[The Great One]

You can get milk easily, wait for the milkman to put the milk on the front doorstep, once he goes take the milk, you got a free bottle of milk. I never do it though ;)

[The-Noodle]

Milk is like $3 for 3 Litres over here. Not sure how many litres are in a gallon ...

[Peoples King]

Milk huh? Well lets see, a 2 litre bottle of milk will set me back in or around €1:50. Dont know what that adds up to in all your crazy money. Viva la EU!

*Runs away before anyone has a chance to react*

[legendaryken]

Serious question: (No, honest.)
I know that Euro notes are supposed to be usable in all the Euro-zone countries, but what about the coins? (says the man with a fiver's worth of French euro-cents in his pocket.)

[Funk]

They are too, the euro is like curency through-out all of europe, including the coins.

[Y2J World Champ]

I was just wondering but does anyone believe in superstitions seeing how today is friday the 13th? Personally I don't believe it but how about you. (points to you)

[Lover Nuts]

Well my Friday the 13th has gone fine so I'm fine.

[Peoples King]

I believe in Friday the 13th. My brother was born on Friday the 13th how can it not be a day of bad luck?

And yes CluelessKen, you can use the euro coins in all countries. Oh hey I got a dutch cent.

[Mr. Long]

Normally, I'm not superstitious, but seeing as how school was not cancelled (there was talk about it because of Hurricanes Bonnie & Charley), I'm starting to believe in bad luck.

Oh and by the way...

:madfawk: Charley!
:madfawk: Bonnie!

[Peoples King]

Would have been better if Hurricane Charley were calling Clyde. Bonnie and Clyde! .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ........................ Screw you guys

[Duff]

And now for somthing completely different.

Has anyone known anyone who was capable of talking asmuch crap as conor? I have a five year old cousin who i can have a more intellectual conversation with. Then again, i don't love him as much as i love my King

[Mr. Long]

I thought it was funny.

Well whatever he is called, he is bastard for not getting here earlier, I could have gotten out of school early, oh well. I have only been back to school for a week, and I already want to leave early. Oh well, I only have to wait until late May, then I GRADUATE BITCHES!

[Duff]

I thought it was funny.

Well whatever he is called, he is bastard for not getting here earlier, I could have gotten out of school early, oh well. I have only been back to school for a week, and I already want to leave early. Oh well, I only have to wait until late May, then I GRADUATE BITCHES!


I'm Sorry, but what the hell are you talking about?

[Mr. Long]

Does it matter? This is the 1000 Pointless Thread, isn't it.

Anyway, I was talking about Hurricane Charley, the hurricane that should be right over me in about 1.5 hours. Give it up for 75 miles an hour winds WOOOO!

[Peoples King]

Duff I think we have found someone that talks more crap then I do. Hurah, maybe I'll get a Nobel prize yet.

Everyone loves the King man.

[Drunkacho]

Pfft... Stop being so full of yourself, you've got nothing to be proud of! :chuckles:

[Mr. Long]

PK, you weren't talking about little ol' me now were you?

BTW, Since Hurricane Charley was supposed to come last night, everyone bumrushed my grocery store, buying truckloads of water, batteries, & Ramen Noodles. The funny thing is, Charley was a no show! Everyone got worried for nothing.

[R_A_V_E_N_kID_3_3]

Hurricane Charley supposed to come around our area too, but it'll be a tropical storm by the time it gets here. It's already raining here, so maybe it won't be too bad tonight.

[iamthatdamgood123]

Anyone see Alien vs Predator? I saw it last night, and boy did it suck ass. It's the worst so far this year, topping out the Punisher.

[Funk]

oh yeah it was a bomb.

[SCOTT]

Hey all whats up.... apart from sky and the rest etc.

[Peoples King]

Im beginning to discover why I didnt like going out with people. I am womanless for a week and cant do anything to keep me preocupied. Why? Well because I'd feel like a piece of **** if I did it.

[Duff]

have a wank

Do you know what i hate? When your parents go on holiday and then the day before they comehome you haveto spend the whole day cleaning up all the empty beer tins and general **** that has gathered up while they were away. The worstthing is, you justknow they are going towalk into the house straight away and say "you had a party, i thought i ****ing told you not to have any partys" How do they know? There's always one cigarette butt or beer cap that only your parents would find, and the furniture is never in the exact same place as it was before they left. Maybe if i become a parent, i'll develop this extraordinary eye for detail as well.












































































£5 says the next post has something to do with the thought of me being a father

[Peoples King]

Duff, your a mother not a father. For the last time, you CANT be the father of our child.

As for the free gaf(house) party thing. I know exactley what you ****ing mean. My parents went away for the weekend once. As all self respecting 16 year olds, I decided to have a get togeather which involved....... stuff. Anywho, in our around 12 the phon rings. I take it upstairs so as that they wont hear the peeps downstairs, I couldnt hear the peeps down stairs for ****s sakes! What does my Dad say? "How many people are down there?" next is, "Get them out of my house and if I suspect anything is going on I'll call the guards." The bastard! How in the **** did he know? Why in the **** did he call the guards. They call back, I say everyone is gone and then I go back and enjoy the party. How do parents know this ****.

They are goign away this week, headed toward Duffs stimping grounds. If I have a party I just know they will find out. Maybe they have cameras everywhere. Note to self, dont wank in TV room.

[Duff]

Hey everyone, Party in PKs this weekend.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :banana: :balloons: :brutal_30

Where are they heading? Maybe i could meet them and tell them that you were inviting everyone on the internet to a mad party in your house

[Peoples King]

Basically they are driving around the north. They are going everywhere and do mean EVERYWHERE.

[Mr. Long]

Man, Irish parents must be psychic or something.

Hopefully, there are no cameras in my room. But that would explain why the eyes of my Lita poster follow me around my room.

.::New Topic::.

What's the most scary/shocking thing you have ever seen?

For me, it was walking in on my parents about 3 or 4 weeks ago. That's one of those kinds of things that makes you go "Buh!" One thing that I think is kinda funny, I told Savannah about it, and now all I have to do is say "Scarred for life," and we share a good laugh.

[Duff]

What sad, sad people. There is **** all to do up here, except maybe see the Giants Causeway. Tell them to avoid Newry at all costs, it really is the biggest ****hole on this island, and i include Cork in that

[Peoples King]

May I just say that I ****ing hate Dublin. My God I hate it. Im just after leaving Croke Park and this 50 year old Dub wants to fight me. What the ****? I drove around pretty much all of Dublin and I really really dont like that city. Everything looks the same.

Well Duff, I know for certain that they are going to Derry, Donegal, Monaghan(Sp?) and Cavan. After that God only knows where they are going.

Jesse, I really do NOT want to hear about what your parents get up. If they get jiggy then good for them but I dont need to know that. Thats like me telling all of you about my parents sex life. The only person who would want to hear about that is Duff but then again he is on the sex offenders list.

[Mr. Long]

I was just saying the most shocking thing I have ever seen. Because that was the topic I started, sorry.

BTW, the Duff-sex offender thing isn't really a surprise.

[Duff]

just to point out i walked in on my folks afew months back as well. My da nearly killed me for it. Some things should never be seen and other people having sex, unless it's porn, is one of them, especially when its your parents.

[Mr. Long]

My mom was worried that I would scarred for life. I said I wasn't, but I'm starting to think she was right.

Ok, that is the last time any of us will ever refer to our parents hittin' it.

[Peoples King]

Thank God I havent walked in on them doing the nasty. The worst I get is hearing them, but a disc man can fix that.

[Duff]

ughhh, hearing them would be just as bad, and i'm guessing from you comment it wasn't a one-off. Randy bastards

[Peoples King]

No it has happened numerous times. First time I noticed when I was 10. Ever since then, Mr Disc Man and I have been GREAT friends.

[Duff]

Embarass them into stopping it, or buy them a gag and a new bed for Christmas.

[Mr. Long]

When in doubt, make fun of your parents' sex life.

[Duff]

topic changed...............


If you could meet one person in the world, who would it be and why?

[Mr. Long]

Honestly, I would want to meet Vince McMahon, he's a good business man, and he IMO, he's a genius.

Or...

I would want to meet George Classic, so I could ask him why he never listened to Trojan Man.

[iamthatdamgood123]

I'd meet Kevin Spacey. First of all, the guy is fricking brilliant, and seems like one of the nicest guys from the articles I've read of him. And women, that is undisclosed information ;)

Oh, and of course Quentin Tarantino.

[Y2J World Champ]

If I had a chance to meet one person in the world it would have to be Vince McMahon so that I could slap him for all mistakes he has done before.

[Gravity]

Brett Favre. But being the Packer fan that I am, I'm sure you expected that :p
If all else fails, I think it'd be kool to meet Brandon Boyd (Incubus' lead singer) just because I think he's a kickass song writer and a brilliant singer.

[legendaryken]

just to point out i walked in on my folks afew months back as well. My da nearly killed me for it. Some things should never be seen and other people having sex, unless it's porn, is one of them, especially when its your parents.
What about your parents in a porn mag? Does that count as something you would want to see, or something you wouldn't want to see?

( I think I know the answer to this one already.)

[Peoples King]

PolevaultingKen, I think I can speak for all when I say............ *Looks the other way and pretends Ken didnt say anything.*

[Mr. Long]

I didn't hear anything, did anyone else?

[Peoples King]

Hear what? ;)

[Duff]

Yes i did. I heard crossdressingKen broadcasting his own sick fantasies to the underaged patrons of WrestlePower. Now, i'm off to check with PK whether being a sick pervert is a violation of any rules.















































Apparently urinedrinkingKen did nothing wrong, as being a sick freak is actively encouraged on this site, hence PKs promotion to Smod

[Peoples King]

Hey Im a PornStar.............. what can I say.

[Duff]

A pornstar that can only go twice in one night? Damn, when i was sixteen, i was knockin them out like there was no tomorrow. Hell, i still am

[Mr. Long]

God I love this thread.

[Peoples King]

A pornstar that can only go twice in one night? Damn, when i was sixteen, i was knockin them out like there was no tomorrow. Hell, i still am

And your calling me a pervert? Thats............. well it pretty much explains itself.

[Mr. Long]

(Duff and a lady friend are in a bed after doing the nasty)

Lady Friend: Only once, I thought you said you could go for the long haul?!

Duff: Duffman says a lot of things, OH YEAH!

(Lady friend punches Duff in throat)

Duff: Duffman can't breathe, OH NO!

Sorry Duff, I just had to do it.

[Duff]

its ok, i forgive you. I know that jealousy must be eating you up inside


EDIT: Mental note, find something to warn WWFUSA4Ever for

[Peoples King]

I got a little story of my own. It involves me putting on a steel toed boot and giving Duff a straight kick to the bollox. Dont worry its charity work, this way his little buddy can look some what acceptable (thanks to the swelling).

[legendaryken]

Time out, guys, time out.

It's the PeoplesDingDingalong (Old Eurovision Song Contest winner, fact fans) who gets his name corrupted by adding any old phrase with the letters ing. The way to diss me is to substitute something less celebratory than legendary. i.e. turgidken or ohsodullken.

Right, as you were.
I've got that mag with Duff's parents in it, by the way. Alas, the rules don't let me post it. Damn you rules!!! (Shakes fist)

[Peoples King]

UnbelievablynormalKen, at this stage Im just chucking anything infront of your name. I have become, sigh, lazy. Damn it is raining like a mother****er tonight.

[Lover Nuts]

Damn it is raining like a mother****er tonight.

Damn I hope it's not pissing down tomorrow. I'm going to Ireland tomorrow for a week.

[Peoples King]

Well, I think it is okay up the country. Memory serves me correct then you are headed to Mayo. My parents are in Cavan and they said it was a good day. Down south it is raining like there is no tomorrow. I didnt go out today because of the rain. I know, I know, what will the people of Cork do with PK in the house?

[Lover Nuts]

Yeah I'm going to the County of Mayo for a week. I'll have a good time there hopefully.

[The-Noodle]

Enjoy Ireland, and get PK's and Duff's autograph ... oh wait forget it ... :D

[Lover Nuts]

lol Noodle, you should be asking for my autograph.

[The-Noodle]

Nah, not going over to wherever you live (Canada, USA???), so looks like I'll have to miss out :(

























YES!






















Sorry

[Peoples King]

He lives in England Noodle.

Well at the moment, sources up north say it is overcast. Now Mayo is to the south west of Cavan, maybe south west west. So chances are the Shan man is in the wolds of Mayo, in the pouring rain and freezing wind.

[The-Noodle]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH yeah now I remember, I had a mental block, well same same, I still won't be going to England or Ireland anytime soon ... at least I don't think so.

[The Great One]

If you come to England Noodle i guarantee you won't be going back to Australia alive. Not when i finish with you. :chuckles:

Joke.

[legendaryken]

What??? The Darkside is in England? I'm confused.
Thanks to County Mayo for the great invention it gave the world. Salads would be dry and boring without your efforts.







What?






It's a mayonnaise gag. Try and keep up.

[Peoples King]

Ken that was................ it was.............. I cant even explain quite what that was.

[Duff]

i believe "pathetic" is the word you were looking for

[The-Noodle]

^^^^^Yep, that would have to be the correct word ... "lame" could also come in use in that case.

[Duff]

or "noodle-like" would also be appropriate

[The-Noodle]

OMG, Why didn't I think of that, exactly right Duffy

[Duff]

Noodle, dont speak to me :D

[The-Noodle]

Why not? *walks away*



















and in order for this to be less like SPAM, I will say that I am on the computer.

[Duff]

Beacuse i said so, and i'm the boss in here ( until an admin or Smod comes along and tells me i'm being a bold boy, which shouldn't be too long now) :D

[The-Noodle]

Yeah, you just wait until I get PK in here. He'll show you.





























































I hope

[Duff]

PK is nothing compared to me. I am ten times the man he will ever be

[Mr. Long]

I get the feeling you will be receiving a Cracker Spawn Club membership card fairly soon.

[The-Noodle]

*begins to walk away* *waits for PK to enter the scene*




FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT *keeps chanting*

[Gravity]

OOOOO this should be interesting. *grabs popcorn and sits down to watch Duffy and PK*

[Duff]

Me? Cracker Spawn Member? He can only but dream i would join his pathetic little club. Sit down and watch all you want, it wont last very long. I'll take that little bitch and own him like the slaves of years gone by. :D

[Mr. Long]

I didn't mean that you would join under your own will. I meant that PK will make you join.

[The Great One]

Police: 6 People Beat Up Alleged Peeping Tom

Tue Aug 17, 6:24 PM ET Add Local - NewsNet5 to My Yahoo!

An alleged peeping Tom is in the intensive care unit after reportedly being assaulted with a tree branch, NewsChannel5 reported.

Officials said Mario Russo, 44, was attacked after he was spotted outside a bedroom window wearing his pants around his ankles and watching a 5-year-old girl who was sleeping outside the Bunkeridge Apartments.


Russo was reportedly hiding in bushes.


Police said after he was discovered a group of six people, include the girls mother, aunt and their boyfriends attacked him and brutally beat him for more than an hour.


The girl's mother, Stacy Umstott, 28; her aunt, Athena Lemieux, 20; Brandon Breedon, 21; Nicholas Phipps, 21; and Khald Arafat, 34; and a 15-year-old are in police custody. They face felonious assault and rape charges. Murder charges could be filed if Russo dies.


The girl's aunt admitted to sexually assaulting Russo with a tree branch, police said.


The incident was caught on tape.


Meanwhile, police said that citizens should not take matters into their own hands


"To take matters into their own hands like they did was just way, way beyond reason," North Royalton Detective Jay Drake said.

[Mr. Long]

Bunch of savages. What has this world come to?

[The Great One]

I was wondering why Noodle wasn't on these past few days :D

[Mr. Long]

Where was this anyway?

[The-Noodle]

I know but I'm back to save the day *ego*

[The Great One]

An American tourist in London found himself needing to take a leak something terrible. After a long search he just couldn't find any public bathroom to relieve himself. So he went down one of the side streets to take care of business.

Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up. "Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked.

"I'm sorry," the American replied, but I really gotta take a leak."

"You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow me."

The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the policeman, "whiz away."

The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started pissing on the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief. Then turning toward the officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this British courtesy?"

"No," retorts the policeman as he unzips his pants and begins to take a piss too, "It's the French Embassy."

[Peoples King]

*PK walks in see's popcorn everywhere. Shane O'****in Mac is reading a newspaper and Duff is olied up ready for a fight. Also PK notices bruises on the oiled up Duff, looks like 5 men were beating him up. King takes this all in and shakes his head. Next PK heres a terrible joke from Shane O'****in Mac. He turns and slaps him for ever thinking the British were better then the French. The French rock and the sooner Shane O'****in Mac realises that the quicker he will stop this fight. PK noticed that his mind was wandering and turned to address the oliled up, bruised Duff who was saying something about being "ten times the man" PK was. King finds this rather amusing considering the fact that he is 10inches on the flop and Duff is .4 on the rock. Ah well King thinks, we can let him dream. As all this is going on the Peoples King comes to notice everyone staring at him. OH BLAST! This is the net they can all here my thoughts. King stays quiet for a few minutes*








Okay Im not in much mood to fight. We all know that if I had a car on me Duff could become a member of the Cracker Spawn Club. Alas, however, I have no cards and so Duff will only be able to wallow in self pity for the rest of his days. Duff I dont want to fight you.

*BOOM! PK boots Duff to the balls, turns around and walks out of the thread*

[iamthatdamgood123]

*PK walks in see's popcorn everywhere. Shane O'****in Mac is reading a newspaper and Duff is olied up ready for a fight. Also PK notices bruises on the oiled up Duff, looks like 5 men were beating him up. King takes this all in and shakes his head. Next PK heres a terrible joke from Shane O'****in Mac. He turns and slaps him for ever thinking the British were better then the French. The French rock and the sooner Shane O'****in Mac realises that the quicker he will stop this fight. PK noticed that his mind was wandering and turned to address the oliled up, bruised Duff who was saying something about being "ten times the man" PK was. King finds this rather amusing considering the fact that he is 10inches on the flop and Duff is .4 on the rock. Ah well King thinks, we can let him dream. As all this is going on the Peoples King comes to notice everyone staring at him. OH BLAST! This is the net they can all here my thoughts. King stays quiet for a few minutes*








Okay Im not in much mood to fight. We all know that if I had a car on me Duff could become a member of the Cracker Spawn Club. Alas, however, I have no cards and so Duff will only be able to wallow in self pity for the rest of his days. Duff I dont want to fight you.

*BOOM! PK boots Duff to the balls, turns around and walks out of the thread*


*Knocks Connor out with one punch for boring me to death*

[Mr. Long]

Jesse puts down his Coke, gets out of his chair, and kicks damgood in the goonies and gives him a Twist of Fate, gets up, sits back in his chair and says, "I thought it was pretty damn funny."

[Peoples King]

Hey C, you cant knock me out! I left the thread before you could even attempt to punch me.

And Jesse, dont drink Coke, drink Pepsi!

[Duff]

*finally recovers from that kick to the balls, dries eyes, and makes note to never pick a fight with a lowlife again*

[Mr. Long]

No way man, it's Coke or choke!

You can't come up with a semi-funny rhyme having to do with Pepsi. Besides, Coke has a better bite than Pepsi does.

I'm a Coke-man. I guess you could call me a Coke-fiend, or a Coke-head. Wait a minute...that didn't sound right.

[SCOTT]

Coke? Pepsi? Did I just step into a sissy thread or something...............Wheres the beer.....

[Mr. Long]

Where's the beer? Nowhere near me. Unlike most guys my age, I have a frontal lobe, and I want to be able to remember the night before.

[Duff]

of course its nowhere near you, Scott drank it all

[Mr. Long]

Since we are on the subject of drinking, why do you think so many teens make bad decisions like drinking, smoking, doing drugs, etc. (I'm not listing sex because I don't think that's a bad decision)? Honestly, I'm like the only person my age (16) at my school that hasn't drank, smoked, snorted, shot up, puff puff passed, or sadly...boned.

[Duff]

i started drinking when i was 16, smoking when i was 14, tried marijuana when i was 17 and boned when i was xx

[Mr. Long]

So I guess it kinda snowballed downhill from 14, huh Duff.

It's funny, I only know one other person that isn't a ****ed up stoner or a slutty crack *****, and that's Savannah.

[SCOTT]

of course its nowhere near you, Scott drank it all

take that back lol

[iamthatdamgood123]

Coke is a million times better than Pepsi. Coke doesn't taste like Water with Sugar and some crappy flavoring like Pepsi. And beer sucks.

[Y2J World Champ]

Pepsi is way better than Coke. At least Coke doesn't give you gas.

[Mr. Long]

I've never got gas from Coke or Pepsi, that's just weird.

[Y2J World Champ]

Well maybe coke is different from other places, but here in L.A., almost anyone I see drinking coke (especially a friend of mine) gets gas afterwards.

[Peoples King]

Enough about your bloody coke and Pepsi. Look!


<<<<<<<<<<<Its the Irish flag!

[Kalen™]

I don't like the Irish flag, the colour green isn't very nice, nor is orange, but I do respect your country :) Just personal prefference really!!

Hope Raw is good this week!!

[The-Noodle]

Well I don't really care about the colours of a flag, I mean who cares?? Most European flags are just stripes anyway, lol. Looks like it is the trend to have waving flags as an AV. We got the Irish with PK, Scott with English, RK with USA and The Kid with French (What about Canadian Kid??). So if and I mean IF I could be bothered I might put the Australian flag up and be the first!

I'm gonna miss RAW this week probably, coz I will be heading towards The Return of the Deadman Tour that night and will miss half of it.

[Kalen™]

Noodle, you do realise that Raw is on at 4pm in Aust this week right?

This Friday (August 27th) RAW moves to the temporary timeslot of 4pm (EST), before moving to Wednesday's.

WWE Late Night Raw is usually shown on 9.30PM Fridays on FOX8 - however on August 20 & 27 2004 this program moves to the temporary timeslot of 4PM on Fridays (FOXTEL Digital subscribers can also catch FOX8 programs two hours later on Channel 150). This is due to the addition of The Simpsons Fanfest during the Olympic Games (August 14-29, 6PM to Midnight).

I thought you would know, but just in case.. :thumb

[The-Noodle]

LOL yeah I know, but Im leaving at like 5 30 pm to heaad to the Superdome. So I will miss some of it. Also Thanks for telling me about it moving to Wednesday, I never knew that.

P.S. Kalen, do you live in Australia??

[Kalen™]

Yes I do Noodle - I did mention this in the 'New Member' forum.. it was one of the reasons I went for the columnist positions - I thought an Australian perspective could be unique and interesting for the site!!

[legendaryken]

I'll keep the Scottish flag in my sig rather than switch it to my avatar, ta. (Like I would know how, anyway!)
I took the Pepsi challenge once. (Officially. Girls in short skirts and tight T-Shirts and everything.) I went for the Pepsi, but I reckon that's because it was cooler than the Coke. (Not cooler as in cooler, but as in colder, if you know what I mean.)

[Mr. Long]

I took the Pepsi Challenge (officially as well), twice, once with regular Coke & Pepsi, and once with Diet Coke & Pepsi One (which is unfair IMO, it should have been Diet PepsI). Both times I chose Pepsi. Which is weird, because as mentioned before, I'm a Coke man. I think it is rigged. They probably switched the sodas so I would think that the Coke was Pepsi.

[Y2J World Champ]

Maybe inside your a pepsi man? But if anyone took the pepsi challenge you will always choose the pepsi drink because it is a better drink than coke will ever be, you may not admit it but if you test yourself by drinking both coke and pepsi, about 98% you would choose pepsi.

[Duff]

this is officially the gayest topic EVER discussed on a wrestling forum. Coke rules, Pepesi sucks, and let that be the end of this stupid conversation.








*looks up and sees the thread is called "1000 pointless post thread" and realises, that this is in fact pointless*

Ok, continue with this piece of crap, if you must

[Mr. Long]

.::New Topic::.

What are your top five favorite movies? Here's mine:

1. CLeRKs
2. Kung Pow:Enter The Fist
3. Jackass The Movie
4. Spider-Man
5. tie between Anchorman & South Park:Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

[The Great One]

Continuing the Pepsi coke debate, i believe both Cola and Pepsi are nice. Depending on which coke you drink, all brands of fizzy pop contain so much sugar it is unbelieveable, 19 desert, yes DESERT spoons of sugar, your talking about a big cup worth of sugar in one bottle of pop. Now think all this sugar, it makes you even more tired, and it makes you even more thirsty, and also makes you more prone to become diabetic. I am starting to drink less Cola type products, and drink more water, as water may have no taste, but least it is good for you, unlike cola and pepsi. :winkok:

WWFUSA4EVER you may continue on whatever topic you made. :chuckles:

[Peoples King]

Pepsi or Coke. For PK it has to be Pepsi. It is sweeter, it doesnt leave a horrible after taste and its Diet drink tastes nicer. PEPSI!

[Kalen™]

I seem to be enjoying Pepsi Lite and Caffeine Free - anyone tried that?

[Peoples King]

No but Im just after doing some work around the garden and now I feel like enjoying a nice cool can of Pepsi with Lemon. Ahhhhhhhh, refreshment you can really feel. *Smiles and shows the can to all around.*



Peoples King is a member of the Pepsi family

[Gravity]

Pepsi. I say this for one reason....




















































MOUNTAIN F'N DEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok I'm done now.

[Duff]

i see this crap is still going

[Peoples King]

Do you get 7Up in America? Oh wait, they do. At least I think they do.

[Duff]

i'm going to change this to the 1000 soft drinks post thread in a minute

[Peoples King]

Alright I'll change the subject. Boxers or briefs? No........ okay.

<<<<<<<<<<FLAG!

[SCOTT]

My Flag is better:fantastic

[Duff]

*boots Scot in the balls, steals his flag and uses it to clean my toilet after a dose of diahorrea before ive flushed*


Boxers any time PK, i cant fill a pair of briefs

[iamthatdamgood123]

Alright I'll change the subject. Boxers or briefs? No........ okay.

<<<<<<<<<<FLAG!

Boxers are more comfortable to me.

And Coke still rules, because it settles your stomach more than pepsi.

[Gravity]

I...kinda...like...my flag....

ok whatever. Boxers. *walks away*

[The Great One]

New topic, what is everybodies favourite beer?

I will post mine, when i wake up tomorrow.

[Funk]

Boxers, Cotton ones. Briefs are too feeble for my manhood.

[Y2J World Champ]

New topic, what is everybodies favourite beer?

I don't drink beer. I'm too cool to drink.

*walks away in shame with head low*