Me vs YOU!!!!

[Duff]

Ok, i'm bored and i want to detract attention froma certain gay war in NHB, so i'm giving someone the opportunity to come in here and own my smooth, feminine ass. Any takers? Go on, i dare ya :rolleyes:

[TheMainMan25]

and which certain gay war would that be?

[Duff]

the one involving Shanando and SpunkMaster

[Lover Nuts]

Ok, i'm bored and i want to detract attention froma certain gay war in NHB, so i'm giving someone the opportunity to come in here and own my smooth, feminine ass. Any takers? Go on, i dare ya :rolleyes:

Yes, for the benifit of others as well as Duff himself could someone challenge him so he doesn't imagine me naked in bar. :p

:beer:

[Duff]

Surely someone on these forums has a set of balls? Maybe not

[D-Dogg]

Well go on it's been a while

Duff is bored he's tired of thinking of Shanny's ass
He wants somebody to own his, a rapper with class
A guy who can spit his **** and not run away
Who can talk about a guy's ass but he don't sound gay
That guy is me,
Notroious R.T.C,
A guy who rules on evrybody
This mic is mine nobody can take it
Duff can try but he's too busy sucking Shan's ****
He asked to Mod "No Holds Barred" but it wasn't what he expected
He wanted Anal action and penises which were erected
Instead he got Shanny and Funky doing handbags at dawn
But when the lights go out here comes the hardcore porn
Those two bitches be tickleing each others balls
While Duff be watchin happily and cummin' on the walls
I'll let them do there thing tho as i got my own fun
Oh yeah that reminds me Duff can you deliever a message to your mum
Tell her i'll be round about 9:30 tomorrow noon
And tell her i want Yogurt, choclate and a large spoon
Anyway's i'm done now i don't wanna make Duff cry
So i'll end this with a "kiss my ass" oh and ofcorse bye bye

Well that was rather fun to be honest

[Duff]

at last some-one grows some balls. Welcome back D-Dogg. Here goes:

so you're D-Dogg, ive heard of you,
you werent too bad on IOW,
thats' in the past, we've started anew,
now youre the **** i wipe from my shoe.
You spit that **** in my direction,
if i want gay porn, i'll use your collection.
You wouldnt know what to do with my mum,
you wanting to shove that spoon in your bum,
you ****in useless, aint got a clue,
Let Uncle Duff explain it to you,
you and your girl, you aint got past kissin
my ****'s for ****in, yours is for pissin,
see, i was 14 when i first got head
you'll be a virgin till the day you wed,
you eyin up boys in the changing room showers,
i'm gettin laid, ****in for hours,
i'm ten inches long, solid as a rock,
you dont know what to do with yo ****
you need viagra to get you hard,
now **** off bitch, get out of my yard

[CLIT]

Man, I taught Duff so well.

But D-Dogg can spit. I know. We have a history.

I give a slight edge to Dogg.

We need another round.

*ding ding*

[Superman33]

Let's continue this duke-out!

[D-Dogg]

Ooo a duke now this is what i missed:

Duff you be spittin as if yo balls is a vice,
Be sqeakin your **** out at a higher pitch then the mice.
You need to come back when they reach your knees,
Only then can you stand with the likes of me.
By the way I got another message for you to say,
Now listen closely i'll only say it once ok.
Tell your mum to call me tonight and tell your sister she's a ho,
Tell your girl to use lubricant this time and tell your dad just plain no.
You can't go against me, i'll kill you boy,
I'm a ****ing sex god, you like a broken sex toy.
Tellin me i need viagra to get a boner,
Atleast i don't shoot my own load like some little loner.
I got bitches all over the scene i'm the king of one night stands,
Whereas you sit at home all night, your only friend being your right hand.
I told you before you don't mess with this,
My rhymes are lightning you blink you gonna miss.
The mic is like my birth right is was made for my spits,
It's not suppossed to be tarnished by you and your ****.
Anyway i'm finished now but i got one more thing to announce,
D-Dogg is the man and Duff is the little mouse

Come on Duffy i got energy now you need to fire back

[Duff]

ok Dogg, your ****s old and rusty,
like yo momma's slit, it's kinda fusty.
you try to beat me, you just a kid.
i'm ****in yo sister like yo daddy did.
at least i waited till she was in her teens,
you ****ed her too, it's in the genes.
i aint a sex toy, i give way more pleasure,
when it comes to ****in, i'm a national treasure,
keeping girls wet for over an hour,
they want me to be the next porn star,
who needs horses when you hung like me,
you so small, you need a microscope to see,
you limp like Hefner without his V-Pills,
i'm the master of giving the ladies thrills,
they *** once, twice and a few more times,
they busted open, like you gonna be after my rhymes.
you won the first round, this evens the score
its yo funeral if you come back for more