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Duff
07-12-2004, 02:28 AM
On Saturday night i went to my favourite pub for a bit of karaoke and a beer or two. So, it comes to the end of the karaoke and the man decides to put on a bit of a disco. We were all up dancing (mistake number one) when a load of us decided to take our tops off. I was really drunk so, despite the fact i make a matchstick man look obese, i decided to take mine off as well. I went to the bar and ordered a drink and the nice barmaid gave me a bottle of mr. muscle to take the piss out of me, so i took it in andstarted dancing with it. (remember, i was VERY drunk!). A while later one of the girls dared me to go to the bar and order a drink in just my boxers. Being very drunk, i thought this was an excellent idea, so off came the trousers and to the bar i went. When i got the bar, the barmaid bust out laughing. While i was standing at the bar, one of the girls came up behind me and tried to pull my boxers down, but i caught them in time. Then three or four other people decided to help her, so i decided the best think to do would be to sit on the ground. This proved to be an excellent idea, as they were unable to remove my final garment of clothing. However, the cunning bitches came up with an alternative plan. A wedgie! They pulled the boxers so ****ing hard the damn things ripped off. So there i was in the middle of the pub, starkers. I decided that this would be a great moment to go and retrieve my jeans, but of course some smart-arsed bastard had hid them along with my t-shirt and shoes, so i was left totally nude, so i did the only logical thing to do. I ordered another beer and stood at the bar and drank it. I also told the barmaid that unless i got my clothes back, i would sit naked on every seat and table in the place and she would have to clean them all. Five minutes later, i was again fully closed.

Possibly one of the most fun nights i've had in a while, so i thought i'd share it with you
The Great One
07-12-2004, 02:38 AM
LMAO, sounds like a funny night out. :winkok:
Y2J World Champ
07-12-2004, 06:00 AM
LMAO, that has to be one of the funniest things I have ever heard in my life. How many beers did you drink that night? Because one or two beers is not enough to get someone real drunk.
The_Wolf
07-12-2004, 06:49 AM
you just better hope there wasnt a few old hard arsed guys there, next time you go id watch my back if i was you
Lover Nuts
07-12-2004, 06:59 AM
LMAO, great story Duff.

:beer:
Funk
07-12-2004, 05:26 PM
Shanando was lubing it out while he was reading.

Duff, you are officially the craziest person I know (other than my self) .
Lover Nuts
07-12-2004, 06:16 PM
Shanando was lubing it out while he was reading.


My god, you probably luber it out just thinking I'm getting pissed by your posts. BTW, what's with all the stalking Funky, haven't got better things to do like killing yourself? Seriously you hold onto grudges for too long. Get over yourself.

:beer:
Raven
07-13-2004, 06:56 PM
Where the hell do you drink? And how much is it for a pint of guinness there?
Duff
07-13-2004, 08:21 PM
Annies Bar, Canal Street, Newry £2.10

Oh and Y2J World thingy, i said i went to have a beer or two, i didnt say that was all i had. The last i can remember was seven pints of Tennents, two cans of Carlsberg and four bottles of WKD. That was about midnight and i stopped drinking at 4am, so cant be sure how much i drank
12
07-13-2004, 08:38 PM
Annies Bar, Canal Street, Newry £2.10

Oh and Y2J World thingy, i said i went to have a beer or two, i didnt say that was all i had. The last i can remember was seven pints of Tennents, two cans of Carlsberg and four bottles of WKD. That was about midnight and i stopped drinking at 4am, so cant be sure how much i drank

WKD... drink of kings and 13 year olds, was it blue or orange?

I went all the way to Ireland and didn't get a single drop of guiness, 2 bottles of vodka but no guiness, quite upset by that.

Sweet story Duff, I don't know what I'd do if I were you but then again depends on alcohol consumption.
Duff
07-13-2004, 08:49 PM
Blue, and i only drink it when i'm already drunk and dont feel like drinking beer any more. I cant drink shorts these days so all spirits are out, unless they are alcopops.
12
07-13-2004, 08:51 PM
Orange is actually the vilest thing ever. I drink Black ice when I start getting bloated on lager or Vodka and Cokes, if it's like early morning I dirnk Vodka and Red Bull but it's damn expensive where I go. Can't say I've ever had an experience like your though, maybe I'm going to the wrong places

EDIT: maybe i'm going to the right places, the nakedness of men in a pub is not smoething I want to partake in.
Duff
07-13-2004, 09:39 PM
you know you love the very thought of me naked and you just asked your parents to get you a trip back to Ireland.
Raven
07-13-2004, 10:06 PM
How the hell did you not get a drop of the black stuff when you were in Ireland. It's in every pub in Ireland that I've ever been in and trust me, I may only be 18 but I've been in alot.

I'm especially fond of Mustang Sally's all the way down in Kerry.