CLIT vs TheMainMan25

[TheMainMan25]

"Main Man never repost a spit." No problem. But you gave me a little inspiration.

U say never repost a spit
OK, fine
But since I've played your game
We'll play mine
And since I've laid your dame
she's now cool
Even though she spent the time complainin 'bout you
So, now it's time to knuckle up bitch
Go get your tools
Grab your seatbelt and buckle up bitch
I'm drivin you to school
you'll never see someone do the things I do
Cause the Main Man makes the world spin like 22's
Wanna test the Main Man again? I'll have to get some booze
Cause I'm a have ta be drunk to dumb it down that much for you



........you ever get to that point where you're flowing and you stumble over a couple of words? That's what just happened.

[CLIT]

First, I never stumble. That's why I'm the man with this **** right here.

Second, you out yo' damn mind cuttin' a spit on me.

It's all good. Watch this.

You have big ballz runnin' around callin' yo'self the Mainman,
when you just a fool runnin' around wit' out any type of game plan,
callin' out CLIT, what are you just lookin' for some fame man?
I don't even have to spit back cause everybody know you already lame man,
just another poser on the outside and underneath is definitely my main fan,
this spit on you ain't even gonna be ****in' close to being tame man!
You ain't even worth this whole ****in' rap,
cause cuttin' you up is gonna be more than a snap,
so I'm gonna switch it up and make it a quick attack,
do this hard and blow yo' bitch ass off the map,
you'll be out this **** quicker than Shaq,
just like him you be like "I had enough! No more of that!"
CLIT is crazy as ****, worse than yo' dad on crack!
He must be cause he ****ed yo' Moms even though the bitch is fat.
Don't ever come out and go after the real ****in' deal,
remember, CLIT the Moby **** of rap, the great White Whale,
can't nobody catch me, I give you so many rhymes that you all can feel,
everybody else here can only be lucky enough to ride my ****in' coat tails.

WHAT?

[TheMainMan25]

Not bad. I like a little competition, and where better to start then at the top? Let's work.

You just called yourself the Moby of rap
How wack are you?
Cause your flow sounds like Cena’s rap for Stacker 2
And I been studying the couple of times that you been spittin
And I see you flows…aight
But better go back to your written
Never stumbled cause you’ve never freestyled a real spit have you?
And keep it real, you’ve never seen a real CLIT have you?
And no, porno mags don’t count!
And give your right hand a break kid, you’ll wear it out
Damn virgin
U don’t know who you started with
But there will be a couple of fags who’ll post “Marks out for Clit!”
Talked about my mom’s even though that’s the oldest trick on the list
Talked a lot in your flow, but you ain’t really said ****
So the Main Man says, you ain’t got fans like you claim
Cause any old mother****er can rhyme game, lame and fame
Probably took your ass to the online Dictionary
Which is why I think that your flow is fictionary
Don’t understard?
I’ll draw it for you like Pictionary
Go get a book, cause you got no vocabulary
My mic’s on fire, my flow is flammable
Clit looked at my rap and was like “That Dude is Radical!”
Names the Main Man, you know you heard of me
game plan is to whoop ass,
so don't take this ass-whooping personally


Now run that

[CLIT]

I'm gonna come out and run right ****in' through you,
you have no idea what I'm capable of now do you?
All everyone been seein' lately is the classy and cool side of CLIT,
ain't one of y'all here ready for the nasty and cruel side of CLIT!
Look kid, cause you ain't no ****in' man,
let alone the main one I mean ****, God damn.
Let me get my hands around that scrawny ass neck,
you see me here and yo' ***** gets all wet,
yo' body is all covered in sweat,
I make promises and come through on all threats,
people make money off all they CLIT bets,
cause CLIT takes on all comers,
the gay ones like you who give hummers,
yo' short rap career is a ****in' bummer,
my ****'s been on for 3 straight Summers!
What have you done? Put out 2 ****in' spits?
Nobody can count the amount of all my hits.
You poser bitch, get the **** out of here,
cause you ain't got a ****in' prayer,
I'll take yo' life, I ****in' swear,
you and me, don't even try to compare,
I'm dealin' with a mother****in' little queer,
and yo' family? Yeah I went there,
cause I'll take all them out,
CLIT kills cause that what he's all about,
whether on the mic,
or in real ****in' life,
my rhymes out of sight,
yours are **** that I wipe,
flush them cause they suck mo' ****s than yo' brother,
oh yeah, he gay too and he now dead next to yo' mother,
don't be sad cause they about to be joined by another,
yo' body is lifeless, cause yo' dead and I'm through with this mother****er.

WHAT?

Get off me.

[TheMainMan25]

You ain’t runnin through ****
You just runnin like a bitch
After reading your spit, I gotta ask
Was that it?
Cause once again, you talked but didn’t say ****
And I expected more from the great and mighty Clit
Bitch, a threat from you is a like a threat from Wayne Brady
And you talkin about killin who?
You ain’t Slim Shady!
You ain’t Bubba Sparks
You ain’t even Vanilla Ice
Cause even Vanilla wouldn’t have said the same **** more than twice
And talkin about killin my family took up like 8 lines
Wouldn’t have been that bad but your flow aint even that nice
And this little ***** took the easy way out
Didn’t mention one thing that I was rappin about
So, bitch you aint battlin,
You just rappin
And bitch you aint gangsta
You just actin
Bet you live in the burbs too
I’ve blown my nose with tissue that’s harder than you
And you said queer and fag so much that I’m beginning to wonder about you
Maybe the only one givin hummers around here is you
Little closet case
It’s ok, it’s 2004
And people don’t beat up homosexuals anymore
But if you think that I wont put the pimp-hand down
You’re dead wrong
Put you in a skirt and put you on the corner where you belong


Ho.

[CLIT]

Ok bitch, talkin' **** and all you want is for me to answer,
I'm gonna show you CLIT more lethal than ****in' cancer.
I'll cut apart yo' whole rap like a specialist performin' surgery,
cause now you are about to get burned worse than third degree!
Don't ever ****in' compare me to any other wanna be,
cause just like you, those ****suckers want no part of me.
You wanna ****in' bait me,
by comparin' me to Wayne Brady,
while yo' sister on my **** still tryin' to date me,
after my lil' cousin said "MainMan's dad tried to rape me!"?
Mother****er! I'm rappin' straight out the hood bitch!
Spittin' out rhymes that you wish you could bitch!
Piss me off further, I wish you would bitch!
You gotta be a chick cause yo' soft rhymes givin' me wood bitch!
Still tryin' to rap, give it up cause we all think you should bitch!
Now go get my money and suck some ****s real good bitch!
Daddy is gettin' all angry cause you been out of line,
yo' very close to the end and runnin' out of time.
And the only thing in my closet is yo' girl tied up,
I only take her out when I'm bored and wanna ****.
You don't come close to anything I spit so this rap is gonna end,
you need to learn how to rap so I suggest you go back and read it again.

WHAT kid? WHAT?

[IvanDrago]

Whew....now this is a damn battle! I love this. Can't wait to see what the Main Man is gonna come back with.


Are the rest of y'all takin notes? This is how it's done!

[TheMainMan25]

You came off the top of your head with that spit
How do I know? Cause line after line was straight ****
Seriously, I expected more from you Clit
Only surgery you should perform is removing the “wack” from your spit
Your rap reeks of nothing but desperation
Maybe you should give up rap
Go back to masturbation
Cause on the real homeboy, you’re startin to bore me
All them lines bout my family do nothing for me
Another crack about my Dad, go figure
And my girl aint on yo jock, she likes em bigger
And I ain’t tryin to bait you son, just statin facts
That you front like you gangsta
When all you are is wack
But if you want to learn how to stunt
Homeboy then follow me
Cause that last spit was nothing but hollow, B
You spittin straight from the hood
You crazy as hell!
If you from the hood, then bitch I’m Dave Chappelle
And quit callin me soft
I called you that last time
If you can't come up with a good line, don't bite mine
The Main Man’s whooped that ass from Dusk till Dawn
And in the end, all he’s got to say bout you is…yawn.
So, take your ramblin ass back to IOW and get the hell on.

It’s right….It don’t get no righter!

off the record: Clit, how many rounds we goin?

[CLIT]

Mother****er you best have high expectations when it comes to my spits,
cause I paved the way for suckers like you who think they can do this ****,
you readin' and learnin' from the book titled "Learn to Rap From CLIT's Hits",
cause bitches like you can't even hold my **** when I ****in' piss.
Desperation and masterbation?,
Yo' poor rhymes need some liberation,
they puttin' everyone here into hibernation,
this rap thing here is my ****in' creation,
you think this is a game you **** with on ****in' playstation,
hearin' you spit outloud would make me give out a ****in' noise violation,
MainMan so jealous of CLIT he now the leader of the playa hata nation,
yo' rhymes weak and outdated, let's say they past they expiration,
how's that **** for your ****in' high expectations?
My ****, I can change up,
you just got ****in' banged up,
you clearly on a CLIT hang up,
tryin' hard wit' bitches to get yo' wang sucked.
If my **** is hollow,
how come you can't follow?
Cause when you wake up tomorrow,
that feelin' you have will be sorrow,
once you realize 3 things that will make yo' world stop,
and that is Chappelle got his act from the great Chris Rock,
and two is that me against you, I will always come out on top,
and just like at IOW, I still battle bitches and everyone of them gets ****in' dropped!

WHAT?

*I have no idea. This was good just to go at it. We both did our thing. It's almost 5:00 on Friday. I'm out until Monday anyways.*