What would you do?

[Peoples King]

Okay here is the situation. Myself and my compadre's were out tonight doing the crazy things that those kids are doing today. We have decided to join another group for the night because..... well why not? Anyway there is this gay dude who is around the place and he is all over the ol' dolls.(Girls) Now I have noticed this and Im starting to get a little bit suspicous. Anyway I turn to this friend of mine and I say,

Me: Have you seen the way he is acting around the ol' dolls.

Friend: No, whats he doing?

Me: He is all over them. Feeling there tits and meeting them. ('Making Out', for all our American comrades)

Friend: WTF!?

Me: Is he really gay?

Friend: Well he is camp as ****.

So anywho night goes on and next thing my friend asks his ol' doll if the gay asked to meet her. She says he did but she told him to **** off. He is a little bit pissed off after this but says nothing. He leaves with a few of us to go to the shop. At the shop I realise its late enough so say my goodbye's and help a wasted female friend of mine home.

So I arrive home around half an hour later because it takes a while to drag a dead weight to home. I take a shower and come down stairs as the phone rings. My dad answers it and hands it to me. Its my friend and he has just found out that the gay mauled onto (forced himself onto) his ol' doll. He is pissed off as any of us would be. Now the gay guy didnt rape her but forced his tongue down her throat. She was in tears when she told her BF/my friend and then she broke it off with him over this ****.

Now as you can guess he is mightly pissed. He wants to kick the living **** out this dude but she wants him to leave it. Now what would you do? Kick the **** out of this piece of crap or listen to the woman?

[Duff]

normally i would go with the sensitive approach but this truly defies belief. I say kick the ****ing head off his shoulders and **** down his neck. Then use his head as a football, or actually, no, use it as a slither. When you have done that, take a blow torch to his balls. Finally take a hammer and break every one of his toes and fingers.

[Peoples King]

Duff I am marking out for that. I have to say you have been very violent as of late and PK is lovin it. *Watches wearily for McDonalds lawyers*

But I have to agree with you GD. I told me friend that he has every right to kick the living **** out this dude. He asked another friend of mine but she told him to **** off as well. She then told me that he asked her and I stuck around with her for the rest of the night, then had to drag her ass home. All the girls will be telling my friend to leave it but I definately think he needs to beat the ****e out of this son of a bitch.

[Duff]

Duff I am marking out for that. I have to say you have been very violent as of late and PK is lovin it. *Watches wearily for McDonalds lawyers*

But I have to agree with you GD. I told me friend that he has every right to kick the living **** out this dude. He asked another friend of mine but she told him to **** off as well. She then told me that he asked her and I stuck around with her for the rest of the night, then had to drag her ass home. All the girls will be telling my friend to leave it but I definately think he needs to beat the ****e out of this son of a bitch.

UH, Digger didnt post in this thread yet!

He tried it on with another one of the girls? This kid needs a good seeing to (no, not like that you dirty minded perv). I honestly think you should stick to my plan. Anyway, there's nothing like a good fight to enliven the evening

[Peoples King]

I said Duff the first time and then said GD. Hmmmmmmm.*In campest voice imaginable* You two would make a great couple!*End that* Hehehe sorry I had to say that.

Yeah we need a good fight around our parts Duff. The last good fight I saw was a bitch fight. Cept despite the enjoyment I got from watching them kick, scrawl and pull I felt that I best brake it up. Which I promptly did. One thing about this fight is it wont be so much of fight but more of kick ****fest. Meh tis all good in the end.

[Duff]

Watching some tosser taking a hiding can be as much fun as an evenly matched row. God, now i want to see/have a good fight. I havent had a good row in a while. Damn you PK for bringing out all these violent tendancies

[Peoples King]

Sorry bout that Duff, what can I do? Lets see, I'd say I havent had a good scuffle in around two years. Even though I did dominate that one..... No the last real good fight was one I had with a friend of mine. Actually that was around last year. Phew. Anyway we hammered the **** out of one another and it ended in a draw. Ten seconds after the fight we were laughing our holes off.

[Duff]

why do friends do that? I could never understand why mates always fall out over something stupid, start knocking the **** out of each other, then collapse laughing. Part of growing up, i guess. I havent been in a row for about three weeks and the last one before that was when i was about 16. Ive got hit a smack in the face a few times since that, but havent had a serious row. Probably something to do with the fact i'm a big girl's blouse

[Peoples King]

why do friends do that? I could never understand why mates always fall out over something stupid, start knocking the **** out of each other, then collapse laughing. Part of growing up, i guess. I havent been in a row for about three weeks and the last one before that was when i was about 16. Ive got hit a smack in the face a few times since that, but havent had a serious row. Probably something to do with the fact i'm a big girl's blouse

Nah we didnt have a big falling out it just happened. He said something, I gave him a smack and the fun ensued. It was enjoyable to get all that rage out.

And Duff we all know you are a big girls blouse. After all you are still campeigning for that sex change.

[Gravedigger]

Duff -

UH, Digger didnt post in this thread yet!
Eh, he's getting the obvious out of the way. We know he'll be agreeing with me. ;)

PK -

In campest voice imaginable
campest?? camp?? In the US, camp means to stay in one spot (like in video games) and never move...or to sleep in a tent out in the woods. You gotta remember that this slang you guys use is different from ours, so you've got to help the ignos of the US out (yes ignos is a word that I'm creating to be short for ignorants. Bow before my awesome Kool-aid power) by explaining what it means.

As for the situation with that guy. Wow, he is one sad person. He has to pretend to be gay to even get near any women at all, so that he can lure them into this false sense of security and take advantage of them. "Oh but I'm gay, so it doesn't count". Ugh, I hate people that do that. Then he FORCES his tongue down the girl's throat.

As for the guy...since he FORCED himself upon the girl, he needs his ass kicked.

As for the girl...she sounds confused. Either your friend didn't tell you the whole story/conversation between him and the girl (I'm saying he could have said something that pissed her off and caused the break-up) OR she's confused because maybe deep down she enjoyed being forced upon. Some girls are like that. Let me rephrase that. Some WEIRD girls are like that.

If you do go after the guy, don't let the girl find out. If she does then one of you blabbed it or the guy (the "gay" guy) has something going on with your girl and she has feelings for him over the kiss and found out from him. That's just my guess though.

[Superman33]

I never pass up the ass kicking of a gay guy.

[Lover Nuts]

Kick that queer's arse is what I say! I think you and friends should gang up on that tosser then proceed to beat the living **** outta him! Then run like hell!

:beer:

[The_Wolf]

normally i think violence doesnt solve anything but on this occasion id definectly have to say this guy deserves a beating. i have been in this situation before except the guy wasnt gay, and even though i had been friends with him since we were 5 i still couldnt let something like that just go away.
the guy seems to have problems, maybe a good ass kicking might straight a few of his problems out

[CLIT]

If you kick his ass and he really is gay, then you might find yourself in some hot water with the authorities and lawyers and maybe a hate crime.

Talk to him first and if you think he is lying or being an a-hole, then give him a good slap. When someone is a bitch and you give him a slap, he won't react. If he does, then you have a reason to fight.

Talk to him and then make the call. Just be ready for the outcome.

[Peoples King]

Technically I dont think I need to get involved in this one. My friend has been in no fights to the best of my knowledge and so Im thinking I'll let him off on this guy because he may not be able to do much to him. I think it was a sneaky underhanded thing to do what the gay guy did but basically I dont think I have much reason to join in on the beating.

[Raven]

I'd say your friend's mate cheated, felt guilty, told him but lied coz she didn't want him mad at her.

Explains why she doesn't want him to kick "camp-boy's" head in.

One of my ex's told me once that she like some guy and when she was at a night-club, she met him and then ran to her boyfriend telling him that the guy who she met forced himself on her, eventhough she told me previously that she liked him. Could have been something like that.

[Peoples King]

Aha and yes there is a twist to this tale. The girl in question got back with my friend but they have broken it off......... again. Anyway I have a witness that claims that the girl in question met camp-boy back. This throws up alot of ****. Also someone else has said that she cheated on my friend the week before. Give it enough time and the story becomes that bit clearer.

Raven was right. The girl really did cheat on my friend. The truth shall set you free.

[R_A_V_E_N_kID_3_3]

Don't you just hate guys like this that say they are gay but really, they just say that to get chicks. I know one from my school, always hanging out with girls and doing **** with them. Now if I had a girl and he messed around with her, I'd have a lot of temptations to give him a big blow right into his freckled face. But if the anger built up to much, I couldn't keep it back much longer, but self control is important in one of these situations.