WPW TNT Preview - 3rd November, 2009

[DjM]

November 3rd, 2009
Jacksonville Recreational Center
Jacksonville, FL




The Jokester & Blade LaVigne Vs. The Bennett Brothers


The Judge Vs. Gunnar Brian
Special Referee - T-dog


Sal Karver Vs. The Stallion



Champion Vs. Champion WPW Bloodlust Match
Dan Murph Vs. Trent James




Dark Matches


El Pollo Vs. John Q. Jersey


Justin Dreamer Vs. Scorch


James Moriarty Cassius Vs. Peter Paley

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[blade13]

The preview looks good Dan. El Pollo! El Pollo returns.

[Mr. Hendrickson]

Hey Trent James vs. Dan Murph seen that coming from a mile away! Nonetheless it looks to be a grand show.

[Gunnar Brian]

Sweet card in places.

Dreamer/Scorch could be a nice rp battle to watch.
Blade/Jokester vs Bennetts also could provide a decent battle.

[Batista619]

Epic, Bennett's back together! Awesome.

Looks like a good show.

[APostingGod]

I quite like this card.

[The Judge]

So do I.

[Scorch]

Update: A stipulation is expected to be added to the Trent James vs Dan Murph main event. More information will come as soon as possible.

All that is known about the stipulation is that it has not been seen in WPW before.

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[DjM]

Metrosexual on a pole match?

...I just realised how bad that sounded...

[The Judge]

I knew opening the metrosexual bag was a mistake.

[Mr. Hendrickson]

Ha... And here is Scroch's chance to screw me over in some way shape or form because I am speaking out against his team.. ha! Bring it!

[The Judge]

I don't get it. Did Scorch come out of the metrosexual closet? ... Is there a metrosexual closet?

(You know, one not involving designer clothes)

[Mr. Hendrickson]

He came out the closet next to the metrosexual one. The Homosexual closet. With the designer clothes and aligator shoes.

[Mike Adams]

how do you know what they have in there?

[T-dog]

ahh, nothing like shoot rp's.


But yeah, pretty good card this week. Looking forward to all the matches really. Except the El Pollo vs Jersey match is a weird choice because jersey's been rp'ing and El Pollo doesnt, unless Mike is planning to rp for him this week lol.

[Mr. Hendrickson]

El Pollo Told me!

[Scorch]

That is a true dark match, like WWE developmental guys before a TV taping. That is why he gets a sporadic worker to face. His official debut will come after.

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[T-dog]

Oh yeah... T-dog has authoritah?


Yeeah! :D

[legendaryken]

1. Remember the rules - El Pollo is unique and yet........he is many men. Is he a man dressed as a chicken?..........or a chicken that thinks he's a man?............what would he need with aligator shoes? He doesn't own an aligator, and if he did, it could buy its own shoes.
El Pollo may RP...........and he may not. This is Jersey's biggest challenge yet. This is Jersey's only challenge yet. Who knows what will happen?
Well, the writer, obviously.

btw - just caught the South Park wrestling episode. Still giggling away merrily. Anyone note that Kenny played a character known as El Pollo Loco in that one? So, first the WWE, then TNA and now South Park steal ideas from us. We ought to sue.

2. I've completely forgotten what 2 was going to be about, so ignore this bit.

[One Stratusfied Customer]

btw - just caught the South Park wrestling episode. Still giggling away merrily. Anyone note that Kenny played a character known as El Pollo Loco in that one? So, first the WWE, then TNA and now South Park steal ideas from us. We ought to sue.

I saw that too... Was I the only one that thought they were about a decade too late making fun of the WWE's adult themes, considering the PG WWE we know and... umm... tolerate today.

[legendaryken]

I don't think the 'adult themes' were the main target for the gags. Mainly the fans that somehow think that wrestling's 'real', the amateur wrestlers that don't get the idea that the real entertainment is in the storylines, Vince McMahon (always easy to target Vince) and the sheer ridiculousness of the storylines, but I think they must be fans themselves as they nailed the whole business really accurately.

Edit: Remembered what 2. was going to be! Mr H's hilarious mistyping of Scooch's name as Scroch. Wish I'd thought of that one! Scrotch might be better though.

[One Stratusfied Customer]

I guess you're right but it was just odd seeing Cena mentioning something as naughty as sex! (Btw.. Who the fuck is Vanessa? Haha) and the whole abortions and adult themese stuff contributed why it was a problem. (Trying to make my point with out spoiling the episode). I agree that they must be fans though.

P.S. Sorry... Way off topic!

[The Judge]

I've already filed the lawsuit, I mean I wasn't sure when I saw Al Gore with the damn medal, but this time they've gone too far! We should be expecting a response and probably shutdown within hours. Ooops.

Card's up early, where's the early role plays?

[Scorch]

In an update of an earlier report, Mike Adams has announced the stipulation for the Trent James vs Dan Murph contest. The bout will be contested as what is being called a "Bloodlust" match. Under the rules each man must make their opponent bleed before going for the victory. There will be no count outs, no disqualification, and perhaps most important of all, no submissions. Somebody will bleed, and somebody will get pinned in the main event of Tuesday Night Turmoil!

[Gunnar Brian]

Wow Bloodlust match, that actually sounds like a neat concept to use ocasionally. Still I smell a screwjob ending here for the winner of the rp battle.

Edit: Judge, I'm working on them don't worry ;)

[The Judge]

You were first, no rush!!

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