Supes is Bored

[Superman33]

Supes is in the house and he's ready to rumble
I'm the king of the **** so you all need to be humble
Step up to me and you're just gonna stumble
I'll hit you so hard you'll feel drunk like Barney Gumble
This rhymin **** is easy, no way is it hard
But if you try to battle me you're a complete retard
I'm always alert, I always stand guard
Step to me and you'll be a Yankee in a Boston fan's yard
Anytime I get challenged, fists start flyin'
I beat em so hard that they run home cryin'
Rappin' with Supes isn't something you should be tryin'
I strike with speed like I'm a fastball thrown by Nolan Ryan
Nobody could survive that mans dreaded heater
You can't survive me either, I'm a ****in' mind reader
And when I'll get married I'll probably become a wife beater
I'll leave you with a mark on your face worse than Derek Jeter (props though)
Supes will let nobody survive his attack
A word of advice, never ever turn your back
I enjoy dishing out the virtual backhand smack
I'll kick you outta here quicker than LA kicks out Shaq
Anyway, this is what happens when I got nothing to do
So please piss me off so I can verbally own you
I'll get more attention than that damn gorilla that escaped from the Dallas Zoo
And I'll bring in more money than ****in' Spider-man 2
I think I'll also grow me a fu man chu
Then go masturbate to photos of Lucy Liu
Then take a dump while I watch Scooby Doo
Damn . . . I can't think of anything else . . . so **** you!



I don't know where I was going with that last part.

[the flying scotsman]

i'm not challenging but great rap man.

[CLIT]

Supes be hittin' em' up like only he can,
he's the ODB to the Fan-4's Wu-tang clan.
Spittin' them rhymes like he chewin' that tobacky,
he from Texas where they kill fools in front of the packy,
in broad daylight while drinkin' them forties and whisky,
role in the club and brawl cause they all straight tipsy!
Superman, the deadly red neck,
knows all the hoes that give head best,
with the moves that keep they beds wet,
he gets blown while in his whip and leanin' back on the head rest.
This spit here is 'bout me givin' props to my homie,
biggin' up the dude cause only few here can roll wit' me.
CLIT and Supes be WP's Dukes of Hazzard,
we be funny but can be 2 big bastards.
Don't piss off the 2 playas that own all,
no matter who you may be, big or small,
from the Lonely Star to the Bean we standin' tall,
and the mighty will never ever ****in' fall,
cause our owning and rap engines never stall,
one day these 2 WP legends will be in that famous hall,
Don't agree? Well then, **** all y'all!
Supes, I see some fine bitches, lets go ball.


WHAT?

[Duff]

exactly Clit, WHAT?

That was poo. 1 ownage session coming up

[CLIT]

Ooohhh bring it bitch! Bring it!

And Duff, when you freestyle here, you do not say coming up and then post a spit. You have to do it on the spot.

Make it quick. I'm about to leave work for the gym.

Punk ass.

[Superman33]

Do I smell animosity?

[TheMainMan25]

Since Supes is bored, I thought I would spit at him:


Hot Damn
The Main Man's back again
Set to murder Supes with the tip of his pen
I'll slap off that ridiculous grin
Kiss your mom's, lay back and drink a bottle of Henn
Heard you were bored
so I'm here to serve notice
that your lyrics are wack
and your rap-style is bogus
What, you didn't know this?
How could you ignore it?
When each line doesn't make sense with the line before it?
What, you call that hard?
The Main Man calls it flaccid
You been holding onto that mic for way too long
I suggest you past it
And what, you call that rappin? Bitch, you just rhymin ****
about 16 bars of some Simple-Simon ****
You and your screwball raps
I with the hammerin click
I'm done with this bitch
Now I send it back to Clit


Let's go baby!!!!!

[Duff]

Ooohhh bring it bitch! Bring it!

And Duff, when you freestyle here, you do not say coming up and then post a spit. You have to do it on the spot.

Make it quick. I'm about to leave work for the gym.

Punk ass.


i meant that i assumed you would step up and own me for my little comment, but i shouldnt assume you have the intelligence to understand that :D :chuckles:



btw, i AM joking

[CLIT]

Oh yeah, me too. It's all good homie.

Buuutttt.....

This dude Duff goin' around runnin' his mouth,
thinkin' he the man but he only a diddler boy scout,
tryin' to start some **** up in CLIT's house,
I'm gonna do him nice then bust a nut on his blouse,
cause that's how you do a soft sweet bitch,
you think you can spit but you still haven't found yo' nitch,
ain't found a flow yet or a rhyme that's nice,
CLIT will **** yo' Moms dead and do yo' sister right.
I'm a nasty one, really though,
straight gangsta with the hottest flow.
You can't come out and hit one in the major leagues,
you barely triple A and yo' rhymes suck majorly!
Go back to the clubhouse and lick yo' wounds rookie,
on top of all yo' whacked ****, you just a big *****!
Come on Duff, your named after a cartoon beer,
don't get mad cause you the biggest queer here!
You like to suck **** that ain't my fault,
I can't help it if you want to grab my balls!
Duff, you can't rap so just give it up alright?
now go take it in the ass cause that's what you like,
I rhyme the way I like my ass, nice and tight,
you keep your ass so wide and loose,
filled with all of that ****in' man juice,
you suck so many *****, you left with one tooth,
now you mad at me cause CLIT told everybody the ****in' truth,
it's a tragedy, you being gay and CLIT just took the life of another youth.

WHAT?

[Lover Nuts]

*Marks out for CLIT*

:beer:

[Duff]

*Marks out for CLIT*

:beer:


I agree! :(





Tell me Clit, where did it all go wrong,
that spit was lamer than a Britney Spears song,
you aint got the skill to take me on,
my rhymes are tighter than yo mommas thong.
You were king on IOW, but this is my yard
i'm main event, you aint even on the card.
Ive said it before, i'll say it again,
it aint a matter of if, its a matter of when,
i'm the new master, you one of the old men
I'm keeping it real, you playin with Barbie and Ken
like when i'm with your sister, i'm on top,
you got me started and i aint gonna stop.
dont blame me, aint my fault you cant get it up
unless you think of George Micheal in the toilet with that cop.
Im the new top dog, dont ever forget
i can only get better, you aint seen nothin yet!



It would need to get a lot better and do so quickly. But its only something to pass the time.

[CLIT]

You still wanna go? What are you doin'?
Yo' lucky I find yo' punk ass slightly amusin',
I'll keep this funny like the way you be screwin',
my **** like a horn that you like to keep tootin',
you are my bitch though and yo' ass I'll keep bootin',
all the CLIT fans out in the crowd howlin' and hootin!
See what I did? I'm the best at what I do,
you just don't ****in' get it though do you?
I make this **** look easy and do it for the fun and glory,
I can get nasty though and there will be plenty of blood and gory.
Take it to the gutter and talk about guns and hoes,
where we shoot bitches with silencers made from pillows.
Climb up in yo' crib in the middle of the night,
tie you up so you can't even put up a fight,
**** yo' sister in front of you and she ain't even my type,
when CLIT gets rowled up you best believe the hype,
take this to another level and you'll feel my might,
when I'm done you be like "Why did I go near the mic?"
You pissed off a legend,
CLIT ain't no longer pleasant,
you seein' his evil presence,
the rap king and you just a ****in' peasant,
you started some dumb **** and I will end it,
destroyed yo' ass and left you all ****in' decrepit.

WHAT?

[Duff]

Damn right bitch, im gonna keep goin
stop?no chance, i aint even slowin.
so, you say you find me amusin
but i aint the one with anal bruisin
you like **** rammed in your ass tight
jerking your homies till your knuckles turn white.
see that Clit i can be mean too
i aint afraid of a fag like you
try knockin me down, i'll keep gettin up
this war has started, it aint gonna stop.
you nearly as feeble as that bitch Shanando
i'm gonna bury your ass like Marlon Brando.
you spendin your evenings down at the gym
when the other dudes aint lookin, you slip your **** in.
your the fan favouirte, its for you they cheer
thats their problem for backing a queer.
i dont care for the thoughts of the crowd
thats as insignificant as the Turin shroud
i'll crucify you, put you up on a cross
dont bother replyin, you've already lost
see, i'm the new gangsta runnin the street
try and oppose me and it'll end in defeat
you should quit now, i'm beggin you please
or you'll be in a chair like Chrstoper Reeves
a pathetic sight with every bone broke,
Face it Clit, your just a joke


Edit: I must admit i'm actually enjoyin this **** for the first time. Anyone else want to own my ass?

[CLIT]

THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN' 'BOUT!!!! Now you're getting it Duff!

That was sick kid! SICK! :eek:

See? A nice battle brings out the best in you. You're fired up and catching a rhythm. Now you are developing a style and your flow was off the hook in that spit.

Back to the program though...ahem...

Aiight Duff, my bad, I'll give it to you, you got some skill,
but now it's time for the master to go in for the ****in' kill.
Remember this bitch I taught you how to spit,
did you forget who runs all this ****?
Spell it out ****er, C-L-I-T,
who is the all ****in' mighty.
You can't develop yo' own style so you gots to bite me?
Nobody here can go up and up and ****in' fight me.
I'll go straight pound for pound,
hell even better, ounce for ounce,
I knocks em' out, round after round,
the ref ****in' counts and counts,
but no one ever gets up,
and yo' ****in' next Duff,
you on the ropes with the huff and puff,
you can't ****in' breathe,
look at how you bleed,
eyes covered you can't even see,
blurred vision and you seein' 3 of me!
That's two too many,
yo' engine dead, I gots that hemy!
Forget this ****,
I gots to end this ****!
Second round knockout,
Duff get the **** out,
I did you in with the short rhymes,
like yo' rap career, you out of ****in' time!


OH MY GOD!!!! THAT WAS SICK!!! I CHANGED UP MY ENTIRE FLOW AND STYLE AND KILLED IT!!! ****IN' KILLED IT!!!

You all gots to give it up on that one.

I'm calling Dre and starting my album. That's it.

[Duff]

2nd round knockout, no chance in hell
i didnt hear the ref ringing the bell
im back up, solid on my feet
aint gonna lie down and take defeat
see Clit, this ones good, its goin all the way
you taught me well, what more can i say?
Duff's comin back with some heavy offense
knock you through the ropes, over the security fence
take off your gloves, fight like a man
theres more than one use for your limp right hand
you sittin there, actin all ****y,
you're Ivan Drago but i'm better than Rocky
get up bitch, i aint done yet
im gonna take it up another step
you cant match my rhymes and my flow
now i'm finished, that's a real KO

[CLIT]

Here's how we gonna do this, the gloves off and knuckle to knuckle,
gladiator style and I'm gonna beat you from turnbuckle to turnbuckle,
you may have gotten up but look at yo' knees they about to buckle,
you are fallin' all over Duff, look at you ****in' stumble,
time to make this bitch ****in' crumble,
I'm ****in' hard and gonna make you humble!
Bringing yo' ego down a couple of notches,
this spit right here, I can't ****in' botch it!
Hittin' you so hard my knuckles all white and cut,
you against the ropes like "Alright enough!"
**** that! You had yo' chance,
thought you could jab and dance,
now you can't even move yo' hands,
I'm holdin' you up and you can't even stand!
One more uppercut into yo' throat,
you goin' down now like that giant boat,
a Titanic hit and you droppin' now,
through the ropes out to the crowd.
I'm climbin' out and finishin' this for good,
this rap **** ain't a joke, I thought you understood.
You ****ed up Duff, time to die and go to hell,
cause I'm crushin' yo' ****in' skull with this here ring bell.
This **** is over, I'm climbin' the buckles to take my bow, give me my belt,
I sparred with better opponents and leavin' this match without one ****in' welt.

WHAT?

[Lover Nuts]

Hey yo Duff, this is double team time
Owning yo' ass is gonna be a crime
Your just a white boy who mimes
I'm gonna put you to shame through my rhymes
It's time you see that I'm than you Duff
You and Funky should go home and get rough
You and that he/she come on WP tryin' to act tough
When all you want to do with each other is to make love
You made a mistake messin' wit da Shansation
Isn't it time for you to get that **** operation?
I'm Mr. Controversy for your information
So don't start watchin' gay porn just yet, keep it on this station
So you've been sayin' I'm a feeble bitch?
Better than you ****in' Funky and an old witch
Shame that diddle-le-doo is titch
ABRA-CA-DABRA! Now get rid of that ass itch

SHAZAM!

:beer:

[TheMainMan25]

repost....didn't think anyone saw it.

Hot Damn
The Main Man's back again
Set to murder Supes with the tip of his pen
I'll slap off that ridiculous grin
Kiss your mom's, lay back and drink a bottle of Henn
Heard you were bored
so I'm here to serve notice
that your lyrics are wack
and your rap-style is bogus
What, you didn't know this?
How could you ignore it?
When each line doesn't make sense with the line before it?
What, you call that hard?
The Main Man calls it flaccid
You been holding onto that mic for way too long
I suggest you past it
And what, you call that rappin? Bitch, you just rhymin ****
about 16 bars of some Simple-Simon ****
You and your screwball raps
I with the hammerin click
I'm done with this bitch
Now I send it back to Clit

[Duff]

Holy **** Shan, tell me your jokin,
you need to cut down on that **** you be smokin,
when i'm finished with you, your limbs'll be broken,
coughin up blood, cryin and chokin.
double teamin, i hear thats your style,
straight up the ass is what makes you smile.
i'll destroy like the king that i am,
slice you up thinner than deli-style ham.
you cant knock me, i'm still on my feet,
so shut up bitch, accept your defeat.
i'm the best rookie, your just a pretender,
i'm a rap stallion, youre just a bender.
between me and you there aint no comparison,
i'm like Ali and you're Audley Harrison.
Startin on me was a big mistake
i'll hit with more force than a f'in earthquake.
i'm knockin you over with relentless relentless blows
bruisin your eyes, breakin your nose
you hit back like a 3 year old girl
im steppin up to ruin your world
i'll tear you apart, rip off your head
youll be crippled at best, at worst you'll be dead.
i'm finished with you Shan, i've had my fun
read this carefully and see how its done.

[Duff]

should only be one relentless in the 9th bar but i didnt want to edit in case anyone thought i was cheatin

[CLIT]

Finally the pressure is off of me.

Like there was ever any pressure! I live for this ****! :D

MainMan, never repost a spit. It's been seen. Always hit 'em up with something new. Something that makes people say, "Damn!"

I like Shan's style. I do. But Duff has had a lot of practice going up against me. So he's got a flow down now.

Let's see some more.

[Lover Nuts]

Woah woah woah Duff
Don't start acting tough
Just because ya mum is buff
Doesn't mean you got the male stuff
You stepped in the wrong yard
Wearing ya bling bling tryin' to act hard
But your just a goof ball retard
I beat cha down then send ya a postcard
This is the Shanny Man fool! Not Audley Harrison!
Your just the perfect mother ****er I'll be embarassin'
Go make love to Funky and Mr. Garrison
With me and you, there is no comparison
So stop with the bitchin' cos you can't touch me
I know your afraid because you already smell like pee
I'm fly with the ladies cos' I'm the bee's knees
You've been owned more times than I've had cups of tea!

SHAZAM!

[Duff]

ok Shan, i see what your sayin,
the gloves are off, time to stop playin
sorry kid but there aint no delayin
the destiny of your upcomin slayin
ive gone against Clit, against the best
compared to that you aint a test
you just a pathetic excuse for a man
not enough *****, too much right hand
just sit back, feel the elation
time to serve up an annihilation
your favourite past-time is masterbation
i'm the ****, a ****ing sensation
i'm all fired up and full of passion
i **** as if its goin outta fashion
you cant compete with this verbal bashin
i'm whippen your ass, your face be ashen
i'll blow you awa ylike a true assasin
every previous level, i'm surpassin
my ****s in top gear, yours is crashin
you funeral procesion i be passin.


SUCK ON THAT, BITCH

[Lover Nuts]

Haha Duff ya lucky ya amusin'
Enough of these games, time to start abusin'
My raps are da ****, yours are just confusin'
Just walk away now, ya already losin'
You should stop now Duff, ya losin' your credibility
I'm faster than you at this game, I got the agility
I'm better than you at this game cos' I have the ability
Cos' I got the skillz and the ladiez, you just live in the utility
Better get a new role model Duff, Boy George isn't a rapper
Start listenin' to some real music, cos' ya raps are just gettin' crapper
Haven't ya heard piss bag, I'm the bone snapper
Your just some geek who wanks off and plays Space Zapper
Why you still competing, I won this ages ago
I'm the ladie's man, they love me to go low and low
You just the average fat white boy incase ya didn't know
Now **** off and drink some ****ty Duff, while ya bummin' Moe

SHAZAM!

[Duff]

Ok Shan is that all you got,
that aint enough to take my top sopt,
your gettin better i must admit
but against me you still look like ****
you aint even heard of the birds and the bees
the hos are before me, down on their knees
see i can do this **** with ease
im takin it easy, havin a tease
now i'll come down with all my might
bust yo ass out of sight
i can do this **** all night
my flow is slick, my rhymes are tight
im warnin ya now, get out while you can
cos i'm Dr Dre to your afroman
i got you runnin, you in my hand
my rhymes are coarser than ****in sand
you come in here all in my face
i gotta put you back in place
you aint got nothin i aint heard before
i keep beatin, yet you still back for more
listen up now you son of a *****
soon you be pickin your teeth off the floor
i'm rock hard, you all shrivelled up
resting yo head in yo mommas c-cup
you aint the only one at your mommas teat,
i gotta admit her milk sure is sweet
not as sweet as her tight ***** lips
she's pulling me in, holding my hips
thats her problem she cant get enough
i aint her only piece of rough
shes givin it out all over the town
there aint a guy she'd turn down
answering the door in just a gown
her ass is wider than Krusty the clown
as for your sister thats some ugly skank
she'd turn you off havin a wank
fat bitch is ****in built like a tank
i guess she got your daddy to thank
problem is she dont know how he is
yo mommas been filled with too much jizz
i tell you this, it sure werent me
my **** couldnt father that monstrosity
i couldnt produce a kid that ugly
my balls are filled with 5* quality
Had enough yet? or you wanna keep goin
cos this here **** aint gonna stop flowin
i'm takin a break from your verbal ownin
the hos have just started phonin
they all want a piece of my endless action
you just got owned bitch, what's your reaction?

[CLIT]

Shan, that was your best spit.

But Duff just owned you. Not a strong rap and too long. But, he still owned you.

[Lover Nuts]

Well look who's here, Duff is back for more
I guess he's just banged his momma who's a ****in' *****
Just like I had that bitch on her knees and on all fours
After this rap Duff, yo' ass should be shown to the door
You don't understand Duff, I'm the king of this place
I don't get why so mad, why you all in my face
What? Because yo' momma clit has a good taste
Well it tastes like chocolate if that's the case
Duff, you need to go to the school of rap
Cos' you just like everyone else has fallen for my trap
Whenever you rap at WP everyone takes a nap
Dreamin' about ya granny and his crusty flap
Me ownin' yo' ass is like hit and run
You'll be left lyin' there while I'll be shootin' mother ****ers wit' my gun
I'll drivin' off into the Miami sun
At yo' funeral everyone woill be partyin' havin' fun
In front of yo' family I'll piss on yo' grave
Then proceed to make ya boyfriend cry, you know Dave
The one who banged you at the Gay bar, he was brave
So was Fred Flintstone who you proceeded to bang in his cave
Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against homosexuality
Except you don't fit in the part of equality
Cos' you just a freak with a speciality
And that's the **** on yo' head, the unquestionable of humanity
Had enough yet, hopefully you stop right now
I'm the winner jackass, now take a bow
At the new king of rap, you just a fat ass cow
I'm the Batman here ready to kick yo' ass, KAPOW!
Now that I've finished this rap, you have taken the hint
That I've beated you too many times, you just skint
Now stuff yo' fat ass with chocolate Lindt
Now go bugger off, and here take this mint

SHAZAM!

:beer:

[Duff]

Ok Shanando i'll make this quick
i got a date with a hot horny chick
you stuck in a home watchin a flick
i'm watchin this ho suckin my ****
this is the level to which you should aspire,
by the time you get here, i'll be higher.
ok, so you gave me a run for my money,
but i beat you so bad, it aint even funny.
i cut you up with each lash of my tongue,
worse than that, i did it for fun.
i'm a god of this game, you a mere mortal
still takin it up the anal portal.
i know your waitin for my reply
i'm better than you and i didnt even try.
i'd be sittin here filled with delight
if you even tried to put up a fight
frankly bitch, your just wasting my time
spewin **** that dont even rhyme
i'm the only gangsta rappin in here
my very name fills you with fear
u hidin away, suckin yo thumb,
i'm bored, i won, this **** is done

[Superman33]

Duff > Shanando

[Lover Nuts]

So you got a date with a horny ass chick?
It's probably ya daddy, the one with spotty ****
We all know yo' momma loves to do many men, that's wrong and sick
Also the fact that yo' all part of the queer kliq
Don't get me wrong, it's your business what you do in bed
But don't let naked 60 year old's jeopardise your head
Cos' after all, when it's all done and said
You'll be the one with the hairy **** in yo' mouth gettin' spoon fed
Now go along with yo' little date
Once you seen ya chick naked, then that's yo fate
Let's see, he's probably has fat tits, what would you rate?
Probably 10/10 seeing as you'll be drunk when it's late
Come back here and tell us what's it like, good or bad
If ya didn't get any *****, **** or tits, don't be sad
Think about yo' date, he/she might be too good for you a tad
He/she was probably the closest you nearly had

SHAZAM!

:beer:

[CLIT]

Ok, ok.

You 2 are killing this here.

Enough, please.

:thumsdown

[Superman33]

Yes, I do agree it's gone on long enough.

Duff's raps are good, Shan's are not.

[Duff]

Ok, ok.

You 2 are killing this here.

Enough, please.

:thumsdown


Couldn't agree more, thats why i didnt reply to his latest, uh, rap :)

Oh and Clit, you should know better than to use "text language" like "2"

[Lover Nuts]

Ok, ok.

You 2 are killing this here.

Enough, please.

:thumsdown

OK then! I just want to get the last rap on Duff. :winkok:

:beer: