Open Battle Call

[CLIT]

This is to get people here to freestyle battle.

The first 2 posters here will battle each other.

The 1st person to reply to this, just let me know if you're in and the following poster let me know if you're in.

Then once we have the 2 participants, the first person may post his/her spit and then the other person will spit back. One spit each. Make it good.

Follow the rules of Freestyling and then spit.

8 bars is the minimum spit. It cannot be generic or already written. I can tell.

I am the judge, if you don't like my decision, tough ****. Thems is the rules.

May the force be with you. :winkok:

[CLIT]

Nobody wants to give it a shot?

What a shame.

It must be me. I did set a high standard after all.

[TheMainMan25]

Hell...since no one else is going to go...the Main Man'll go, even if this does suck.



They call me the peacemaker
not the widow maker
but when I'm provoked
I grab throats like the Undertaker
that's not my philosophy, just the way I live
and when it comes to ho's, love ain't all I got to give
I got somethin that's 10 inches, long black and steely
hundred pounds
hangs to the ground
but not really
And all you clowns are hangin around like you feel me
put your hands down
cause you really can't see me
yeah I said it
and I ain't the "Doctor of Thugenomics"
but lyrically I'll grab the mic
and blast you into sub-atomics


.....that's all I can come up with right now. Feel free to murder me.

[CLIT]

Nice.

I hope someone steps up and answers.

[The Kid]

Hell...since no one else is going to go...the Main Man'll go, even if this does suck.



They call me the peacemaker
not the widow maker
but when I'm provoked
I grab throats like the Undertaker
that's not my philosophy, just the way I live
and when it comes to ho's, love ain't all I got to give
I got somethin that's 10 inches, long black and steely
hundred pounds
hangs to the ground
but not really
And all you clowns are hangin around like you feel me
put your hands down
cause you really can't see me
yeah I said it
and I ain't the "Doctor of Thugenomics"
but lyrically I'll grab the mic
and blast you into sub-atomics


.....that's all I can come up with right now. Feel free to murder me.

Why the hell would you think that that would suck? You basically killed that. And I'm hard to impress. Props man.

[Duff]

nice work main man. i already know the outcome of this tie, but someone has to have a go, so..............


dont do this often, aint done it a while,
so Duffs steppin up with a killer freestyle,
my ryhmes can be sweet, they can make you smile,
but piss me off, and they be full of bile.
when i'm done spittin, there'll be only one survivor,
these line do more damge than a botched pilediver,
i got more tricks than the man maguyver
i'll own your ass, then sell it for a fiver.
you mention the ladies, i'm a true ladies man
i get them screaming like only only Duff can
i can use my toungue, my **** or my hand,
it doesnt matter which, they still end up in orgasm land.
You act like a virgin thats never been kissed,
try to get in the hole but your 2-incher missed,
so now that you've lost, dont be too pissed
you just got educated, this class is dismissed!

[CLIT]

Both of the rhymes were a little stale and too "gimmicky" let's say.

A little more originality and who you both really are and what your both about is what you need. Stay away from catch phrases and wrestling crap.

Keep it gangster and more hip hop related.

Duff you need a better flow and Mainman, your flow was ok but needs work. And you need better rhymes.

I'll give it to Duff, but I'd like to see more from the 2 of you.

I'm glad you guys are spitting though.

:winkok:

[Lover Nuts]

I have to say that both Duff and Mainman impressed me.