Aperama
12-22-2008, 05:44 AM
We open the show with a view inside a local Florida mall. The mall “Santa” sits in his chair and waiting for him is a long of about 30 kids. A boy about the age of 9 named Billy walks up to him and sit on his lap. The cute kids smiles up at Santa and Santa continues on with his minimum wage job.
Mall Santa: HO HO HO Merry Christmas! What’s your name little boy?
Little Billy: I’m Billy!
Mall Santa: Have you been a good boy this year Billy?
Little Billy: Oh yes Santa! I did all my chores and got an A on my spelling bee! I swear I’ve been good Santa, Honest!
Mall Santa: Ho Ho Ho, Santa knows Billy. So tell me what do you want for Christmas this year?
Little Bily: All I want for Christmas is WWP - IOW Series Mike Adams action figure with Creative Control grip! It’s not very expensive Santa, and I really love Mike Adams!
Mall Santa: Well if you’re a god boy Billy, I’m sure you’ll get exactly what you want this year. Now, have a candy cane and a MERRY CHRISTMAS HO-HO-HO
WPW Christmas
Show
Tuesday, 23rd December 2008
VFW Hall
North Pole, Alaska
Daniel: Welcome to the annual WPW Christmas Special! We have a great show here for you tonight, but before we do, we have a new tradition for the Holidays…. The First Annual lighting of The WPW Christmas tree lighting.
Max: Woohooo!
Daniel: The entire WPW roster has assembled in the middle of the ring, including owner Carlos Gonzales.
The entire WPW roster stands inside the ring, where a giant Christmas Tree stands in the middle. However former IOW Champion Jeremiah Ranks stands outside the ring with a dirty look.
Max: Why is Jeremiah sitting out side the ring Daniel?
Daniel: Because he doesn’t celebrate Christmas, he celebrates his native Kwanzaa.
Max: Kwanzaa? Huh… and I thought he was black.
Daniel: Don’t you mean African American?
Max: Um… I’m looking at him, and I can defiantly say I thought he was black, or at least coffee colored.
Max: Or dark caramel colored.
Daniel: I don’t like where this is going.
Max: You know…
Daniel: Here it comes.
Max: I might as well just call him colored.
Daniel: And there it is, we haven’t been on the air for more than 2 minutes and you have already offended a entire race of people, and on Christmas no less!
Max: By the way, what’s that thing on top of Sal Karver’s head?
Daniel: That’s a “kippah” Max.
Max: *Sigh* what happened to the good ole days when we only had one December holiday. What did we call it back then, festivist?
Daniel: Max, your confusing Seinfeld with real life again.
Carlos Gonzalez (or Gonzales depending on the writer) asks Mina for a microphone, and then scrolls across the ring, past his entire roster. He picks up the mic and checks if it’s on, he then begins to speak.
Carlos: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Tonight we celebrate the Christmas season like no other! We have Santa in action against the WPW Champion, a five floors of "Christmas" match, and a few surprises under the WPW tree! But first, it's time to start a new tradition here in WPW, and that's the lighting of the WPW Christmas tree! Now, who better than to connect the power outlet to the jack then me!
The crowd boos! And Carlos grabs the two cords and connects them, sending a spark and the entire North Pole to lose power
Max: Oh my God I can't see anything!!!
Daniel: Just calm down Max.
Max: I can't see Jeremiah Ranks!
Daniel: It doesn't matter!
Max: His crazy religion's God will eat my dreams!
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The lights finally return to the Gym and the Christmas tree lights up to the delight of all the fans.
Daniel: Oh it's beautiful!
Max: Oh thank god, you won't get me this time black Jesus!
Carlos: Merry Christmas from the poorest wrestling show on earth! Now, enjoy the show!
Daniel: While we work out some more kinks and get the hate mail for our racial comments, please enjoy these commercials for things you can't afford!
Max: Don't forget, these commercial are brought to you by Sal Karver's "people" in Hollywood...
Daniel: MAX! You have to.....
Commercial Break
Max: We back on yet?
Daniel: Hello folks, while we were off The Lost Boys and Sudden Impact made their entrances and are about to begin the match.
Max: I hate entrances.
Daniel: That's all well and good, but these are two very good tag team, and this match should have title implications.
Mike and Silver start out the match. The two men circle each other and then tie up in the middle of the ring. It is a power struggle as Silver first gets the upper hand but slowly loses it over to Mike who then stomps on the foot of Silver causing him to release the hold. Mike then kicks Silver in the stomach and drops him with a sharp DDT to the mat. Silver's head bounces off the mat like a bowling ball hitting the pins. Mike gets back to his feet to a pop of boos from the crowd. Mike smiles as he picks Silver up and throws him into the corner near Cage. Mike then backs away and distracts the referee as Chris hits Silver with a elbow to the back of the head. Mike walks back over to Silver and begins to hit him as well. Silver is dazed asMike setps back and allows him to fall forward onto the mat.. Mike then tags in Cage.
[Cage enters Mike exits the ring]
Max: This should be a match worth TiVo'ing we have Sudden Impact who Suddenly made an Impact against two men who like to say they are the Lost Boyz. I don't get that Boyz? Don't you stop being Boyz at like 17?
Daniel: You just don't understand anything somedays Max.
Max: I understand enough but this I am still Lost about. [Laughs]
Daniel: This is going to be a long night!
Max: Even longer for me!
Cage picks up Silver and then stands him up. Chris goes to hit Silver but Silver blocks it and attempts a haymaker himself but Chris blocks it. Then Silver throws his thumb into Chris eye. [Ref warns him]. Chris backs away and rubs his eye as Silver runs at him and delivers a dropkick sending Chris to the mat. Silver gets back to his feet and goes to tag Ryder but Chris grabs his foot and holds it as he makes it back to his feet. Silver tries to punch Chris but Chris leans out of the way and then drops and spins Silver around delivering a short arm clothesline to him. Mike walks over to Silver and goes to pick him up but Silver punches Mike in the chops. Mike stutter steps away from Silver and then Silver attempts a rising clothesline but Mike ducks out of the way and delivers a standing dropkick to the back of Silver’s head. Silver falls face first on the mat and this prompts Ryder to enter the ring. Then Cage enters the ring.
Max: Did you know Santa is coming to Town Daniel?
Daniel: Yes I knew that, he comes on December 24th.
Max: Yeah he should come sooner and give us a present of a decent match!
All four men are in the ring and the battle continues with the referee just being thrown outside the ring by Cage. Mike then dumps Ryder outside the ring and then he rolls out leaving Silver and Cage in the ring together. Cage waits for Silver to get back to his feet. Cage gets to his feet and sees Mike getting over powered by Ryder but as he is about to exit the ring to help him Silver gets back up to his feet and gets behind Cage knocking him down with a clothesline to the back of the head. Mike begins to battle back but Ryder continues his assault without an interruption. Ryder then throws him into the barricade and Mike's back thuds off the barricade sending him to the floor. Ryder then walks over to the ring apron and pulls it up and reaches underneath taking out a chair. Ryder has a sick smile on his face as he turns around and is about to hit Mike with the chair but the referee pulls at the chair. Ryder whips around and lays the referee out with a chair shot to the head. Ryder drops the chair and looks at the referee and pulls at his hair, this gives Mike enough time to get to his feet. Mike then whips Ryder around and delivers a impact DDT to him to the cement flooring and then Mike looks at Cage who is being beat down by Silver and rolls into the ring.
Daniel: There we go Max some bonafide action!
Max: You wouldn't know action if it came up and slapped you across your face Daniel.
Daniel: Untrue there was that one time when ... well ...
Max: Exactly!
Mike gets in the ring and spears Silver off of Cage and then helps up his friend. The two of them look at each other and then look at Silver who is getting back to his feet and deliver a double clothesline to him. Then out of the back comes another referee who slides into the ring as Mike goes in for the cover. The referee counts...
1.......
2............2 1/2 KICK OUT!
Mike looks at Silver and is pissed off so he grabs his hair and slams his head onto the mat. [Referee warns Mike] Mike continues and the referee pulls him off of Silver. Mike gets up with a smile on his face as the crowd chants 'Mike Adams Sucks!' Mike leans over the ropes and swears at the crowd as the chants get louder. Cage then joins in from the outside of the ring as he grabs some of the fans signs a rip them as Chris turns around Ryder runs at him and delivers a clothesline. Chris thuds off the outside floor. Mike sees this and leaves the ring to help Chris once again.
Daniel: Aparrently the crowd thinks Mike Adams sucks.
Max: Yeah and many others knows your wife sucks, but you don't. Sad isn't it?
Daniel: How did you know about that Max?
Max: Your wife has loose lips, enough said.
[Referee begins his count]
1… Mike runs at Ryder but Ryder ducks out of the way and delivers a kick to the back of Mike and delivers a reverse DDT to him.
2… Mike lays out on the outside of the ring and so does Chris.
3… Ryder enters the ring and helps Silver back up to his feet.
4… Cage gets back to his feet and sees Mike outside the ring as well and picks him up.
5… Chris rolls Mike back into the ring and then rolls into the ring as well breaking the count.
Chris is then attacked by Silver and Ryder. Chris is then whipped into the ropes and on his return he is hit with a double clothesline from the High Society members. Meanwhile Mike is pulling himself up on the ropes and Ryder sees this and walks over to Mike and kicks him in the head. Mike falls back to the mat and Ryder begins his assault on Mike as Silver kicks Cage in the ribs. The Crowd begins to chant for the Lost Boyz.
Daniel: The Lost Boyz seem to have this match under control now and look they have the fan support behind them to prove it.
Max: Seriously? Look? I mean don't you think I can't heard it? I am not deaf Daniel...
Daniel: Sometimes I am not sure about that.
Max: What?
Daniel: Exactly.
Ryder picks Mike up and throws him into the corner and puts him onto the top rope climbing it himself. As Ryder attempts to hit Mike he is hit with a sharp right hand from from Mike. Ryder leans back and grabs onto the ropes as Mike delivers another shot to Ryder, and this time Ryder drops to the mat. Mike then gathers his head and stands up on the top rope but as he is about to jump off Ryder grabs him and throws him to the mat. [The referee finally intervenes] Silver is pushed outside the ring as Cage gets back to his feet, dazed. Silver fights the referee as he sees Cage attack Ryder now. Chris throws Ryder into the corner and he stumbles out and as he does Mike comes out of nowhere and hits him with a massive spear.
Max: A spear, wow didn't see that coming.
Daniel: What exactly is your problem here tonight Max?
Max: Your mom left town early, I'm a little crabby so what.
Cage is now pushed out by the referee as Silver comes in and delivers a dropkick to Mike before rolling out of the ring and trying to wake up Ryder. The referee turns around and tells Silver to get back to his corner. Chris stomps his feet on the mat trying to get the crowd behind him and trying to get Mike to wake up and get the tag. Mike looks up at Chris who is reaching out to Mike Ryder as well is looking around for his corner. The referee begins his count.
1… Mike inches his way over to his corner as he is closer than Ryder.
2… Mike reaches up and then tags in Cage to a huge pop of boos.
Chris rushes into the ring as Mike drops to the outside. Chris then grabs Ryder's foot. Ryder tries to kick Cage's hands off of foot but Chris delivers a elbow to the leg of Ryder stopping anything Ryder was planning. Chris then wrenches on the leg as Ryder screams out in pain. This prompts Silver to enter the ring but the referee is there and pushes him back out. Chris gets back up to his feet and mocks Silver making him more mad than he already is.
Daniel: Looks to me as if Ryder is once again being separated from his partner. I don't agree with Cage mocking Silver but that is what he does I guess.
Max: He better stay on Ryder because Mike is still on the outside of the ring gathering himself and if Silver gets in the ring I don't think Cage would be up to mocking then.
Cage then picks up Ryder and throws him into the corner near Silver and then stands back and points at Silver to come into the ring. Silver then tags his partner and re-enters the ring. Cage and Silver circle the ring before locking up in the middle of it. Chris is easily over powered by the massive Silver. Silver twists Chris' arm and then yanks down on it. Chris grabs at Silver as he screams out in pain but Silver delivers another blow to the arm of Chris. Chris goes to one knee. [Mike gets up to the apron] Silver then picks Chris up and kicks him in the stomach and somehow pulls off the ‘Mind Freaked’ laying out Cage in the middle of the ring. (Crowd pops loudly)
Daniel: Holy Shit Batman! Silver has just pulled the ‘MindFreaked’ out of thin air on Cage!
Max: Batman? You know I am sure now that Cage will not, and I mean WILL NOT get back to his feet. Wait Mike is getting into the ring, go figure.
Mike runs at Silver but Silver delivers a flowing back body drop to him. Silver instantly goes in for a cover. The referee gets into position..
1...
2...
... Thr .. KICKOUT!
Silver can't believe what just happened. Mike kicked out. Silver gets back to his feet and picks Mike up throwing him into his corner. Silver walks over to his corner and tags in Ryder. Ryder enters the ring and instantly goes to work on Mike with a series kicks and punches before throwing Mike out of the corner. Ryder then climbs the ropes and waits but then he sees Cage is starting to get to his feet. Ryder hops down off the apron and then stalks Cage. As Cage turns around Ryder goes to kick Cage but Cage telegraphs it somehow grabs Ryders leg. Ryder goes for an enziguri but Cage ducks it, Cage still has Ryder's foot, he then spins Ryder around pushing him away, Cage steps back and as soon as Ryder spins around to face him Cage drops him with a superkick to the chin. Ryder drops like a sack of potatoes. Yes potatoes the lovely treat.
Daniel: Superkick to the chin! Now thats a way to knock out the lights.
Max: Ryder just got his Christmas present, a hospital stay, and a dentist visit!
Ryder takes Cage and drags him over to his corner and then Mike comes out of nowhere and knocks Ryder into his corner where Jason tags himself in and delivers a shoulder to Mike's midsection through the ropes. Mike leans over clutching his ribs as Jason jumps up onto the ropes and delivers a booming leg drop to the back of Mike's head slamming him to the mat hard. The crowd Oooo's with excitement as Jason gets back to his feet. The referee isn't sure what to do as both Cage and Mike are in the ring, and both of them are out on the mat. Jason rolls mat over and then covers him, the referee gets into position.
1...
2...
...Thr.. KICKOUT!
Daniel: Jason can't believe Mike kicked out even after what he just endured!
Max: Mike is a beast and a little dropkick like that won't keep him down.
Jason gets back to his feet and stomps away on Mike. Jason then tags Ryder back in and the two of them pick Mike up. They then irish whip him off the ropes. Mike bounces off the ropes and Jason leans forward for a back body drop but Mike stops dead in his tracks and kicks him right in the mush. Jason is stood up with the kick and then dropped with a big boot to the face. Just as Jason hits the mat Mike is hit with a elbow to the back of the head by Ryder. Mike stumbles forward and Ryder continues the attack as Jason moves on the mat. Mike gets the upperhand as Ryder attempts a clothesline. Mike pushes Ryder into the ropes and when Ryder returns Mike delivers a back breaking spine buster to him.
Jason uses the ropes to get to his feet and he is attacked by Mike who clotheslines him out of the ring. Jason hits the mat on the outside. Cage is now in the corner gathering himself. Mike looks at him and directs him to take care of Jason which he does exiting the ring. Mike takes Ryder by the arm and moves him to the center of the ring and then covers him. The referee gets into position and then begins his count.
1...
2...
Mike raises Ryder's arm as if he is not done beating him. The crowd boo's as Mike has a sinister smile on his face.
Daniel: Mike is gearing up here, he has that sick and twisted smile on his face, this means a beating is coming Ryder's way.
Max: Yeah a Season's Beating that is!
Daniel: I still don't know why Mike broke the count, he could've beat Ryder right there. This might come back and haunt him later in the match.
Max: Yeah like your shadow haunts you everyday.
Mike looks to see Cage on the outside of the ring throwing Jason into the railing. Cage uses his big boot across Jason's throat choking him. The referee sees this and exits the ring, it works perfectly for Mike as he takes Ryder up and takes him over to the ropes. He then wraps the ropes around Ryders arm. He looks at Cage who has a smile on his face keeping the referee occupied on the outside. Mike exits the ring and takes the chair that was brought out earlier and enters the ring. Instead of hitting Ryder with it he puts Ryders legs on it. Ryder is hung in the ropes and his feet are dangerously laying across the chair. Mike looks at Cage who has released his choke on Jason but has the referee still as he keeps trying to get at Jason.
Daniel: What the hell does Mike have planned here? I don't think i've ever seen this before.
Mike: He is about to give Sky Ryder a early Christmas present, a early departure from the WPW.
Daniel: Oh God!
Mike then climbs the ropes and peers down at Ryder who is trying to get out of the ropes but is failing at doing so. Mike stands up and then leaps off and as he does Ryder removes his feet from the chair and Mike goes for a flying elbow drop but hits the chair and then the mat hard instead. Mike holds his ribs as he groans in pain. The referee looks into the ring and sees the chair, Ryder in the ropes, and Mike on the mat. He enters the ring and goes over to Ryder releasing him. Cage goes to enter the ring by getting up onto the apron but that doesn't last long as his feet are taken out from under him by Jason. Cage lands on his feet and turns around. He is hit with a boot to the midsection and then a stiff DDT to the mat.
Meanwhile in the ring Ryder takes the chair and throws it out of the ring. Ryder then flips Mike over and goes for a pin hooking his leg. The referee begins his count..
1..
2..
..No! Mike gets his foot on the bottom rope just as the referee's hand was about to go down.
Max: Mike is starting to piss me off even, I want this match to end I really have to take a leak!
Daniel: Well if you would stop drinking the Egg Nog for a minute you wouldn't have a problem.
Max: Its my way of tuning you out Daniel, without a little Egg Nog you'd give me a damn headache.
Ryder gets to his feet slowly this time as he walks over to his corner, where Jason just got back to, and tags him in. (please note monkeys do fly) Jason enters the ring and goes to work on Mike Adams as Ryder exits the ring. Jason picks Mike up and then does what he likes to call the 'The Psychotic Episode' putting Mike out on the mat. The crowd booms as Mike is out on the mat. Jason gets to his feet, moves Mike away from the ropes, turns him over and then covers him. The referee gets into position..
1...
2...
...Thre....NO! Mike gets his shoulder up just in time. Jason can't believe this. He gets to his feet and puts his hands on his head and walks over to Ryder but doesn't tag him in. The two of them shake their head in unison not knowing how to keep Mike down. Cage is now to his feet, he is leaned up against the railing. Ryder hops down off the apron and goes over to Cage slamming his head on the railing. Jason turns around and there stands Mike Adams. He has the same sick smile on his face he did before. Jason can't believe his eyes. Mike runs at Jason with a clothesline attempt, Jason ducks it and allows Mike to bounce off the ropes. As he returns Jason goes for a flying clothesline but Mike ducks that. Jason stumbles forward and turns around where Mike is once again. Mike delivers a boot to Jason's midsection, he then lifts Jason into a military press style maneouver and then tosses Jason into the air and as he returns Mike lifts his knees and Jason's back hits Mike's knees hard completing the 'Sudden Stop'.
Daniel: SUDDEN STOP! SUDDEN STOP! This could be over here!
Max: Definitely was a Sudden Stop, but next time don't yell you're giving me a migraine headache.
Daniel: (Yells) I DON'T CARE!
Mike instantly goes for a cover. The referee gets into position and begins to count.
1...
... Just as the referee's hand is about to go down for a two count, Sky Ryder comes out of nowhere with an elbow drop to the back of Mikes head. Ryder then hits Mike with another shot before getting to his feet. Ryder is then pushed back to his corner by the referee. Ryder keeps trying to get around the referee but can't. Cage sees Ryder is occupying the referee and enters the ring. He helps Mike Adams to his feet and the two men kick away at Jason. The referee turns around and sees this. He heads over to remove Cage from the ring, Ryder comes back into the ring and runs at Cage and jumps off his feet with a splash knocking the referee into Cage and then sending both men out of the ring. Ryder falls out of the ring as well, leaving Mike alone with Jason Silver. Mike is the one on his feet and Jason is on the mat.
Max: God this match is going on too long here Daniel! I really have to use the mens room! This isn't kosher!
Daniel: Like they care what you need to do Max. This match could mean an upcoming WPW Tag Team Championship match between these two tag teams if the Lost Boyz can win.
Max: I hope it doesn't happen, I am bored to tears already in this match.
Daniel: Where's your Christmas cheer Max?
Max: I hope it leaves my body into a urinal soon Max.
Mike looks around and sees the referee is out, Cage is out, and Ryder is on the outside. Mike takes Jason up by his hair and slams him back to the mat face first. Mike is a little slow as he clutches his ribs, the physical strain is apparent on his face as he picks Jason up once again. Mike hoists Jason up and drops him with a powerslam, weaker than normal. Mike then goes over to the ropes and begins to climb them. He is perched up on the top rope looking down at Jason Silver.
Mike is slow to get to his feet and as he does Ryder jumps up onto the apron and hits Mike in the ribs. Mike drops right onto the top rope. Mike is now strattling the ropes moaning in extreme pain. Ryder enters the ring and climbs the ropes in front of Mike and hits him with a stiff upperhand. Mike leans back and almost comes off the ropes as Ryder takes him by the head. Then Ryder starts to get Mike up as Mike delivers a shot to his ribs, and then another. Ryder stays strong as he delivers a shot to Mike. Mike then delivers a headbutt to Ryder and then pushes him off the ropes. Ryder hits the mat but doesn't stay long. Mike moves to get to his feet but Ryder gets back up on the ropes knocks Mike with another shot to his ribs, takes Mike's head and then leaps off the ropes with a modified RKO type move slamming Mike to the mat hard.
Daniel: There it is! This has to be the end of the match right here.
Max: Finally, I'm about to explode.
Mike flips onto his back and is laid out, cold. Ryder then takes Jason and puts him on Mike. Ryder exits the ring and helps the referee get into the ring. The referee sees Jason's arm on Mike and begins to count, along with the crowd.
1...
2...
...3!!! Ryder enters the ring with a huge smile on his face.
Mina: Here is your winners by pinfall, Jason Silver and Sky Ryder ... The Lost Boyz!
Daniel: And there I was correct Mike's actions earlier in this match have come back and bite him in the ass. Ryder right the ending move and Jason with the cover, nothing more fitting.
Max: Yeah you were correct, now move I've got a gallon of egg nog that needs to be vacated from my body.
Sky Ryder is attempting to help Jason up when he is struck in the back of the head with a chair. Ryder drops to the mat and then he is struck again with the chair by none other than Chris Cage. Chris then throws down the chair as he pushes Mike to the end of the apron. He then takes the WPW Tag Team Championships from the referee and exits the ring. He then helps Mike off the apron and the two of them slowly make their way up the ramp.
Daniel: Big win for The Lost Boys there, that almost guarantees them a shot at the world titles at one point, you would have to think at least.
Max: I don't have to do anything, let alone think!
Daniel: *Sigh* Anyways... I've been told we are going to go backstage.
We enter backstage to see The One sitting in the locker room, watching over his child, who is sleeping in her carriage. He laces up, and then turns to someone who isn't in the camera view.
The One: Hey, your match is later... could you watch the kid for a few minutes while I go have my match? She'll sleep right through it, just need someone to watch her while I'm gone.
The camera pans over and it's Santa Claus!
Santa: Well...it appears I randomly have a mainger to keep your child in...
The One: Seriously, you're weird sometimes.
Santa: Merry Christmas
Daniel: I would think The One would be the last person to know Santa claus!
Max: Well at least the cuts down the possibilities on who that Santa is.
Daniel: How so?
Max: Because very few people here like The One!
Daniel: Ouch, well hopefully we'll find out later in the Main Event just who that is. But now we'll head to another commercial break.
The One kisses his sleeping baby Rose on the forehead and leaves for the ring, leaving Santa to watch her.
Santa: Hello little one. Let me tell you what Santa wants for Christmas.
Commercial Break
Max: Can I say it?
Daniel: Go ahead..
Max: And were back!
Daniel: Happy?
Max: Very.
The arena goes dark as music starts to play slowly. The lyrics kick in.
“Don’t cry to me... If you loved me... You would be here with me... You want me... Come find me... Make up your mind!”
The tempo rises as Evanescence – Call Me When You’re Sober continues to play, multicolored lights flash, the vocals start again as an attractive blonde woman walks onto the stage. The camera pans the crowd showing a multitude of reactions including shock, confusion and excitement, some are even seen asking each other “Who’s that?”.
Daniel: I recognize that music... But that’s not...
Max: Of course it isn’t, she hasn’t been seen in WPW for about two years, and was not as smoking hot as she is!
Dan: Very true, but I thought The One was coming out for his match?
She’s wearing a sexy Santa outfit with knee high boots as she walks down the ramp, climbs the steps and gets into the ring. She puts her hand out and is handed a microphone.
???: Hello WPW... I bet most of you are wondering who the hell I am... Well let me answer that question for you. I am a former employee of WPW, my name... is Brooke Baker.
She motions toward the screen as a montage is shown of Brooke’s short WPW career, including her feud and matches against Van Risen, Shadow & Amanda Rhyme.
Brooke: You see, when I was last here in WPW, over 2 years ago, I had more than my fair share of issues and I was a bad person, a very bad person. Perhaps it is fitting that I am here on the Christmas show, as I would definitely have been on the naughty list, but the most important thing is that I’m back and I want to tell you all how hard I have worked to put my name firmly on the nice list!
Max: I know I’d sure like to come down her chimney now she’s nice!
Brooke: December 2006 I was the last time the WPW fans saw me, but someone else was watching, my little brother, just 16, was watching. Watching the sad and sorry state I had gotten myself into. I was a little... Shall we say... Disturbed? He immediately found me and took me back to England and... I’m sorry to admit... Had me committed.
Brooke takes a breather and looks to be emotionally drained and embarrassed by the revelation.
Daniel: Well, I’m afraid I wouldn’t really have disagreed with him.
Brooke: I spent about a year and a half in a special institute, where they helped me to realise the way I was behaving was wrong. Helped me to regain sight of what’s important in my life... My family, my friends and my fans... Of which there were very few by this time. You may be wondering why I have returned to WPW. Clearly I am in no shape to be any real competition for the boys here and I would hardly step down to any women’s division. Well my brother suggested that it may be useful in my recovery to offer my apologies here and I am... Incredibly sorry. He even went to the trouble of accompanying me over here on this, his 18th birthday! So as a special birthday treat I’d like to introduce you all to my little brother... Blake Baker!
Max: Obviously their parents were big fans of alliteration, what are her other brothers called? Bane, Boone and Blade?
Blake comes out from the back and walks down to the ring, wearing jeans a dress shirt casually opened part way down. He slides into the ring, looking a little to comfortable to have never done that before. He smiles at his sister and gives her a hug.
Brooke: Blake, I just wanted you to come out here so I could thank you in front of everyone. Blake is the one who had me committed and he helps me out so much with my meds and everything. I owe him so much... So this was the least I could do.
Brooke passes him an envelope, Blake looks confused but he opens it.
Brooke: I used my contacts here in WPW to get you a contract for your birthday! You fans may not know this..., but I am a second generation superstar! Yes, our father was also a wrestler. This business is in our blood and of course my little bro wanted a piece of the best company around, so I pulled a few strings as a thank you... You never know, I may even stick around for a while too.
Blake looks shocked, but with a kind of cocky smile on his face as Brooke smiles and hugs him again. She hands the microphone to someone out of the ring and reaches into her pocket, pulling out candy canes, she throws them into the crowd.
Max: I want one!
Daniel: Don’t you think there are more important matters at hand? Rumours have been flying for a while about possible debuts and returns and we just got one of each!
Max: Yeah... Brooke is back... She’s not crazy but she IS hot!
Daniel: And she’s not alone, she brings with her Blake Baker, her younger brother and possibly the youngest person ever employed by WPW!
Max: Don't we have matches on this show to?
Daniel: Oh yeah, let's get to that finally!
Daniel: So now that she's gone we can have our entrances for our next match. The One has shown a home video from this last week, and we haven't heard much from Brock Goodman, but it still should be a good match.
Max: God that Baker is hot.
Daniel: Way to move on max.
As the lights go out, two sentences are uttered in complete darkness
Just how deep do you believe?
Will you bite the hand that feeds?
The Lights go out and one single white light shines from the rafters, it focuses on The One standing in the entrance. Suddenly
the full version of "The hand that feeds" by Nine Inch Nails hits the speakers, and all the lights come back on. He looks up to remember that his deceased Wife Kayla is always with him.
Mina: Ladies and Gentlemen, making his way to the ring at this time, hailing from Saint Paul, Minnesota, he is...The One!!!
He begins his walk down the aisle towards the ring. He stares right at his opponent(s) and enters the ring and does The god like pose on the first turnbuckle he sees still looking at his rival(s). He then walks towards the turnbuckle on the opposite side and looks towards the sky, and points up, and then hits his fist to his chest... for Kayla once again.
Max: I never fully understood why he continues to this day to point upward, I never see anything up there..
Daniel: You are one insensitive bastard. He is paying homage to his wife.
Max: Yeah but why point up, she is buried in the ground not in the ceiling, right?
Daniel: ......First of all it means she in heaven, second of all...just shut up...just shut up and call the match once it starts.
The Ones music slowly fades out as he slowly begins to pace around the ring, awaiting his opponent. Sweet Dreams by Marilyn Manson begins to play.
Mina: And his opponent, He hails from Sin City, Ladies and Gentlemen he is Brock Goodman!!
The music kicks in and the opening on the stage is surrounded in fire as it drips down to the stage Brock walks out in a jacket with a hood that trails to the floor. As he walks down the ramp toward the ring a ball of fire shoots up after he passes each area on the ramp. As he steps into the ring, Brock looks over at Mina who climbs out of the ring then over at The One who nods at him and slowly backs away only to allow him to finish his entrance. Brock turns to the right side of the arena and removes his hood quickly as fire erupts from the turnbuckle posts. His music slowly fades out as Brock finishes removing his entrance attire and hands it outside the ring to one of the staff members. The referee for this match, Paul Turner, turns and signals for the bell which is rung and the match is underway.
Daniel: You know Max im curious to see just how this match goes down. You have a man who has a child, who is having it's fist Christmas, facing off against a man who...if given the chance would more than likely set the child on fire once born.
Max: HE'S GOING TO SET A BABY ON FIRE!?
Daniel: No I said he would if....o never mind.
As the bell rings The One and Brock begin pacing the ring, staring a hole in one another before moving center ring for a tie-up. As both men go in for the grapple, Brock quickly side steps and brings a knee right up into the gut of The One. One doubles over only to get met with a hard right hand from Goodman that sends One stumbles back towards a corner of the ring. Goodman quickly moves in to capitalize but is only met with a stiff kick to the gut before One throws a right hand of his own. Goodman now stumbles back and One throws another right, then a left, then another right. One pauses for a moment, just long enough to show his fist to the crowd before throwing another punch at Goodman, however Goodman manages to duck the punch causing One to stumble just enough to the side so that Brock can reach up and catch him in a side headlock.
Daniel: Doesn't look like either man is ready to give any ground yet..and now Goodman seems to be slowing the match down as he captures The One in a headlock.
Max: I dont get it...
Daniel: Get what?
Max: Well..how did he 'capture' him in a headlock, looked more like he just grabbed him and applied it, I mean I didn't see him set a trap or anything to capture him.
Daniel: I really hope I get a new Broadcast partner for Christmas...
Brock looks to be tightening the headlock hold on The One although One doesn't look to be too worried as he is slowly lifting an arm behind the back of Goodman and doing some sort of no motion with his hand. One then begins throwing shot after shot into the gut of Goodman, each shot connecting with Goodman's ribs and causing him to loosen his hold on One. A few more shots for good measure and then One places a hand against the back of Goodman, shooting him off towards the ropes. Goodman connects and bounces back only to be met by One who runs full speed into him and laying him out with a well placed flying shoulder tackle. Both men go down and One is instantly on top of Goodman making the cover. Paul Turner quickly slides into position and counts.
One
Tw-Kick Out right at Two.
Brock quickly sits up as he kicks out but One is already one step ahead as he stands up and pulls Brock to his feet along with him. One quickly shoots Goodman off into a corner and follows him in delivering a stiff clothesline, or at least attempting to as Goodman manages to duck under the line at the last second allowing One to crash into the corner. Before he can register what happened, Goodman drops behind One, hooking his legs and rolling him up into a pin.
One
Two
Thr-Kick out.
One quickly kicks out right before the three as he was caught off guard but he quickly makes his way up to his feet and he stumbles as he looks for Goodman. One quickly turns around only to be lifted up onto the shoulders of Goodman and dropped down with a hard Samoan Drop then follows the impact up with another pin attempt.
One..
Two..Kick Out.
And One manages to get his shoulder up again, his body slowly sitting up once again now as Goodman is up on his knees looking over at Paul Turner as if unhappy with his count. Goodman shakes his head however and stands up, reaching down to pull One with him.
Daniel: I have to say, this match hasn't gone on very long and already both men are fighting for every inch of ground they give up.
Max: ...If you say so, looks to me like their just wrestling.
Daniel: .....Your really pushing it tonight Max.
As One makes it to his feet, Goodman shoots him off into the ropes and as he rebounds, Goodman steps forward raising his foot and connecting with a big boot....or not! At the last second One manages to drop down into a roll, passing right under Brock's foot and rolling back up onto his feet behind Goodman. Goodman turns quickly but is only met with a hard back elbow from One that sends im onto his back. Goodman hits hard but quickly rolls back to his feet only to be knocked down again, this time by a stiff clothesline from One.
Daniel: And it looks like One is fighting his way back in control in this match now.
Brock manages to find his way back to his feet once more, this time stumbling towards One who quickly lifts Goodman up and drops him down with a hard Falling powerslam. One quickly hooks Goodman's legs and covers him for a pin.
Daniel: And The One going for the pin!
One
Two
Th- No a kick out.
One sits up looking slightly frustrated however he stays on Goodman and quickly gets up, pulling Goodman along with him before shooting him off into the ropes. Goodman hits the ropes and bounces back and The One quickly extends an arm and goes for a clothesline on Goodman but Goodman, who seems to have it scouted this time manages to duck under the arm and step right behind One, hooking him around the waist and dropping back with a high angle German Suplex that looks like it drops One right on his neck.
Daniel: O my god, Goodman with a counter into a German Suplex, and it looks like it may have taken The Ones out of this match!
Max: I never got why its a German Suplex even when its done by Americans...any insight on that?
Daniel: ...And it looks like both men are down now but Goodman is already stirring.
Max: Hello?
Daniel: And Goodman goes for the pin!
Max: Daniel..are you ignoring me?
Goodman does indeed manage to crawl over to One and roll him over onto his back while hooking his leg as he goes for the pin. Paul Turner quickly slides into position and makes the count.
One..
Two..
Three.....No One manages to kick out right before Turners hand hits the canvas for the Three!
Goodman sits up quickly now, looking pissed off as he shoots a glance at Paul Turner and slowly climbs to his feet approaching the referee. After a few moments of Goodman yelling at Turner to learn how to do his job, Goodman turns back in time to see One making his way up to his hands and knees. Goodman gets a slight smirk across his face as he looks around at the crowd and yells out that its time to finish this. Brock quickly walks over to One and pulls him up to his feet then gives him a swift kick to the gut to bend him over. As One doubles over Brock quickly lifts One up, hooking his arms and holding him in a crucifix powerbomb position.
Daniel: Uh Oh, it looks like Brock Goodman is going to try and finish this early with The Final Resting Place.
Max: I dont see it happening this soon Daniel.
As Brock looks around at the crowd he quickly begins spinning in a circle with One, not once, not twice, but three times and on the last spin Goodman lifts One up to drop his down for the powerbomb...however One manages to slip free from the lift and drops down right behind Goodman, turning around rather quickly to hook him from behind. The One and Goodman both drop back on the canvas as One locks in the Heaven's Rest!
Daniel: Holy Shit!
Max: I know, One has Goodman locked in The Heaven's Rest!
Daniel: No not that, I can't believe you were actually right about something!
Max: That hurts...
Goodman is struggling to break free but One simply tightens the hold and yells out as he applies the move even harder on Goodman. Paul Turner quickly kneels down, checking on Goodman and asking him repeatedly if he gives up, however after three consecutive questions that Goodman cant respond too, Paul Turner quickly stands and turns to signal for the bell.
Daniel: And its over already!!!! I guess One had more motivation to win tonight than Goodman did!
One keeps the move applied even after the bell and Paul Turner has to begin pleading with him to let go as he tells him repeatedly the match is over. After a few more seconds it is as if The One snaps out of a trance and he finally releases Goodman who slumps over onto the canvas. One quickly stumbles and makes his way to his feet, proud of himself for having managed to end the match so quickly.
Mina: And here is your winner.....The One!!!!
One looks to Paul Turner who takes his arm and raises it in the air. One quickly pulls away and looks down at Goodman before walking to the ropes and climbing out of the ring as he makes his way to the back.
Daniel: The One wins another match here, making him undefeated on his comeback so far.
Max: He needs to comeback and get his child away from that Santa weirdo.
Daniel: I just may have to agree with you on that one Max.
Mall Santa: HO HO HO Merry Christmas! What’s your name little boy?
Little Billy: I’m Billy!
Mall Santa: Have you been a good boy this year Billy?
Little Billy: Oh yes Santa! I did all my chores and got an A on my spelling bee! I swear I’ve been good Santa, Honest!
Mall Santa: Ho Ho Ho, Santa knows Billy. So tell me what do you want for Christmas this year?
Little Bily: All I want for Christmas is WWP - IOW Series Mike Adams action figure with Creative Control grip! It’s not very expensive Santa, and I really love Mike Adams!
Mall Santa: Well if you’re a god boy Billy, I’m sure you’ll get exactly what you want this year. Now, have a candy cane and a MERRY CHRISTMAS HO-HO-HO
WPW Christmas
Show
Tuesday, 23rd December 2008
VFW Hall
North Pole, Alaska
Daniel: Welcome to the annual WPW Christmas Special! We have a great show here for you tonight, but before we do, we have a new tradition for the Holidays…. The First Annual lighting of The WPW Christmas tree lighting.
Max: Woohooo!
Daniel: The entire WPW roster has assembled in the middle of the ring, including owner Carlos Gonzales.
The entire WPW roster stands inside the ring, where a giant Christmas Tree stands in the middle. However former IOW Champion Jeremiah Ranks stands outside the ring with a dirty look.
Max: Why is Jeremiah sitting out side the ring Daniel?
Daniel: Because he doesn’t celebrate Christmas, he celebrates his native Kwanzaa.
Max: Kwanzaa? Huh… and I thought he was black.
Daniel: Don’t you mean African American?
Max: Um… I’m looking at him, and I can defiantly say I thought he was black, or at least coffee colored.
Max: Or dark caramel colored.
Daniel: I don’t like where this is going.
Max: You know…
Daniel: Here it comes.
Max: I might as well just call him colored.
Daniel: And there it is, we haven’t been on the air for more than 2 minutes and you have already offended a entire race of people, and on Christmas no less!
Max: By the way, what’s that thing on top of Sal Karver’s head?
Daniel: That’s a “kippah” Max.
Max: *Sigh* what happened to the good ole days when we only had one December holiday. What did we call it back then, festivist?
Daniel: Max, your confusing Seinfeld with real life again.
Carlos Gonzalez (or Gonzales depending on the writer) asks Mina for a microphone, and then scrolls across the ring, past his entire roster. He picks up the mic and checks if it’s on, he then begins to speak.
Carlos: MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Tonight we celebrate the Christmas season like no other! We have Santa in action against the WPW Champion, a five floors of "Christmas" match, and a few surprises under the WPW tree! But first, it's time to start a new tradition here in WPW, and that's the lighting of the WPW Christmas tree! Now, who better than to connect the power outlet to the jack then me!
The crowd boos! And Carlos grabs the two cords and connects them, sending a spark and the entire North Pole to lose power
Max: Oh my God I can't see anything!!!
Daniel: Just calm down Max.
Max: I can't see Jeremiah Ranks!
Daniel: It doesn't matter!
Max: His crazy religion's God will eat my dreams!
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The lights finally return to the Gym and the Christmas tree lights up to the delight of all the fans.
Daniel: Oh it's beautiful!
Max: Oh thank god, you won't get me this time black Jesus!
Carlos: Merry Christmas from the poorest wrestling show on earth! Now, enjoy the show!
Daniel: While we work out some more kinks and get the hate mail for our racial comments, please enjoy these commercials for things you can't afford!
Max: Don't forget, these commercial are brought to you by Sal Karver's "people" in Hollywood...
Daniel: MAX! You have to.....
Commercial Break
Max: We back on yet?
Daniel: Hello folks, while we were off The Lost Boys and Sudden Impact made their entrances and are about to begin the match.
Max: I hate entrances.
Daniel: That's all well and good, but these are two very good tag team, and this match should have title implications.
Mike and Silver start out the match. The two men circle each other and then tie up in the middle of the ring. It is a power struggle as Silver first gets the upper hand but slowly loses it over to Mike who then stomps on the foot of Silver causing him to release the hold. Mike then kicks Silver in the stomach and drops him with a sharp DDT to the mat. Silver's head bounces off the mat like a bowling ball hitting the pins. Mike gets back to his feet to a pop of boos from the crowd. Mike smiles as he picks Silver up and throws him into the corner near Cage. Mike then backs away and distracts the referee as Chris hits Silver with a elbow to the back of the head. Mike walks back over to Silver and begins to hit him as well. Silver is dazed asMike setps back and allows him to fall forward onto the mat.. Mike then tags in Cage.
[Cage enters Mike exits the ring]
Max: This should be a match worth TiVo'ing we have Sudden Impact who Suddenly made an Impact against two men who like to say they are the Lost Boyz. I don't get that Boyz? Don't you stop being Boyz at like 17?
Daniel: You just don't understand anything somedays Max.
Max: I understand enough but this I am still Lost about. [Laughs]
Daniel: This is going to be a long night!
Max: Even longer for me!
Cage picks up Silver and then stands him up. Chris goes to hit Silver but Silver blocks it and attempts a haymaker himself but Chris blocks it. Then Silver throws his thumb into Chris eye. [Ref warns him]. Chris backs away and rubs his eye as Silver runs at him and delivers a dropkick sending Chris to the mat. Silver gets back to his feet and goes to tag Ryder but Chris grabs his foot and holds it as he makes it back to his feet. Silver tries to punch Chris but Chris leans out of the way and then drops and spins Silver around delivering a short arm clothesline to him. Mike walks over to Silver and goes to pick him up but Silver punches Mike in the chops. Mike stutter steps away from Silver and then Silver attempts a rising clothesline but Mike ducks out of the way and delivers a standing dropkick to the back of Silver’s head. Silver falls face first on the mat and this prompts Ryder to enter the ring. Then Cage enters the ring.
Max: Did you know Santa is coming to Town Daniel?
Daniel: Yes I knew that, he comes on December 24th.
Max: Yeah he should come sooner and give us a present of a decent match!
All four men are in the ring and the battle continues with the referee just being thrown outside the ring by Cage. Mike then dumps Ryder outside the ring and then he rolls out leaving Silver and Cage in the ring together. Cage waits for Silver to get back to his feet. Cage gets to his feet and sees Mike getting over powered by Ryder but as he is about to exit the ring to help him Silver gets back up to his feet and gets behind Cage knocking him down with a clothesline to the back of the head. Mike begins to battle back but Ryder continues his assault without an interruption. Ryder then throws him into the barricade and Mike's back thuds off the barricade sending him to the floor. Ryder then walks over to the ring apron and pulls it up and reaches underneath taking out a chair. Ryder has a sick smile on his face as he turns around and is about to hit Mike with the chair but the referee pulls at the chair. Ryder whips around and lays the referee out with a chair shot to the head. Ryder drops the chair and looks at the referee and pulls at his hair, this gives Mike enough time to get to his feet. Mike then whips Ryder around and delivers a impact DDT to him to the cement flooring and then Mike looks at Cage who is being beat down by Silver and rolls into the ring.
Daniel: There we go Max some bonafide action!
Max: You wouldn't know action if it came up and slapped you across your face Daniel.
Daniel: Untrue there was that one time when ... well ...
Max: Exactly!
Mike gets in the ring and spears Silver off of Cage and then helps up his friend. The two of them look at each other and then look at Silver who is getting back to his feet and deliver a double clothesline to him. Then out of the back comes another referee who slides into the ring as Mike goes in for the cover. The referee counts...
1.......
2............2 1/2 KICK OUT!
Mike looks at Silver and is pissed off so he grabs his hair and slams his head onto the mat. [Referee warns Mike] Mike continues and the referee pulls him off of Silver. Mike gets up with a smile on his face as the crowd chants 'Mike Adams Sucks!' Mike leans over the ropes and swears at the crowd as the chants get louder. Cage then joins in from the outside of the ring as he grabs some of the fans signs a rip them as Chris turns around Ryder runs at him and delivers a clothesline. Chris thuds off the outside floor. Mike sees this and leaves the ring to help Chris once again.
Daniel: Aparrently the crowd thinks Mike Adams sucks.
Max: Yeah and many others knows your wife sucks, but you don't. Sad isn't it?
Daniel: How did you know about that Max?
Max: Your wife has loose lips, enough said.
[Referee begins his count]
1… Mike runs at Ryder but Ryder ducks out of the way and delivers a kick to the back of Mike and delivers a reverse DDT to him.
2… Mike lays out on the outside of the ring and so does Chris.
3… Ryder enters the ring and helps Silver back up to his feet.
4… Cage gets back to his feet and sees Mike outside the ring as well and picks him up.
5… Chris rolls Mike back into the ring and then rolls into the ring as well breaking the count.
Chris is then attacked by Silver and Ryder. Chris is then whipped into the ropes and on his return he is hit with a double clothesline from the High Society members. Meanwhile Mike is pulling himself up on the ropes and Ryder sees this and walks over to Mike and kicks him in the head. Mike falls back to the mat and Ryder begins his assault on Mike as Silver kicks Cage in the ribs. The Crowd begins to chant for the Lost Boyz.
Daniel: The Lost Boyz seem to have this match under control now and look they have the fan support behind them to prove it.
Max: Seriously? Look? I mean don't you think I can't heard it? I am not deaf Daniel...
Daniel: Sometimes I am not sure about that.
Max: What?
Daniel: Exactly.
Ryder picks Mike up and throws him into the corner and puts him onto the top rope climbing it himself. As Ryder attempts to hit Mike he is hit with a sharp right hand from from Mike. Ryder leans back and grabs onto the ropes as Mike delivers another shot to Ryder, and this time Ryder drops to the mat. Mike then gathers his head and stands up on the top rope but as he is about to jump off Ryder grabs him and throws him to the mat. [The referee finally intervenes] Silver is pushed outside the ring as Cage gets back to his feet, dazed. Silver fights the referee as he sees Cage attack Ryder now. Chris throws Ryder into the corner and he stumbles out and as he does Mike comes out of nowhere and hits him with a massive spear.
Max: A spear, wow didn't see that coming.
Daniel: What exactly is your problem here tonight Max?
Max: Your mom left town early, I'm a little crabby so what.
Cage is now pushed out by the referee as Silver comes in and delivers a dropkick to Mike before rolling out of the ring and trying to wake up Ryder. The referee turns around and tells Silver to get back to his corner. Chris stomps his feet on the mat trying to get the crowd behind him and trying to get Mike to wake up and get the tag. Mike looks up at Chris who is reaching out to Mike Ryder as well is looking around for his corner. The referee begins his count.
1… Mike inches his way over to his corner as he is closer than Ryder.
2… Mike reaches up and then tags in Cage to a huge pop of boos.
Chris rushes into the ring as Mike drops to the outside. Chris then grabs Ryder's foot. Ryder tries to kick Cage's hands off of foot but Chris delivers a elbow to the leg of Ryder stopping anything Ryder was planning. Chris then wrenches on the leg as Ryder screams out in pain. This prompts Silver to enter the ring but the referee is there and pushes him back out. Chris gets back up to his feet and mocks Silver making him more mad than he already is.
Daniel: Looks to me as if Ryder is once again being separated from his partner. I don't agree with Cage mocking Silver but that is what he does I guess.
Max: He better stay on Ryder because Mike is still on the outside of the ring gathering himself and if Silver gets in the ring I don't think Cage would be up to mocking then.
Cage then picks up Ryder and throws him into the corner near Silver and then stands back and points at Silver to come into the ring. Silver then tags his partner and re-enters the ring. Cage and Silver circle the ring before locking up in the middle of it. Chris is easily over powered by the massive Silver. Silver twists Chris' arm and then yanks down on it. Chris grabs at Silver as he screams out in pain but Silver delivers another blow to the arm of Chris. Chris goes to one knee. [Mike gets up to the apron] Silver then picks Chris up and kicks him in the stomach and somehow pulls off the ‘Mind Freaked’ laying out Cage in the middle of the ring. (Crowd pops loudly)
Daniel: Holy Shit Batman! Silver has just pulled the ‘MindFreaked’ out of thin air on Cage!
Max: Batman? You know I am sure now that Cage will not, and I mean WILL NOT get back to his feet. Wait Mike is getting into the ring, go figure.
Mike runs at Silver but Silver delivers a flowing back body drop to him. Silver instantly goes in for a cover. The referee gets into position..
1...
2...
... Thr .. KICKOUT!
Silver can't believe what just happened. Mike kicked out. Silver gets back to his feet and picks Mike up throwing him into his corner. Silver walks over to his corner and tags in Ryder. Ryder enters the ring and instantly goes to work on Mike with a series kicks and punches before throwing Mike out of the corner. Ryder then climbs the ropes and waits but then he sees Cage is starting to get to his feet. Ryder hops down off the apron and then stalks Cage. As Cage turns around Ryder goes to kick Cage but Cage telegraphs it somehow grabs Ryders leg. Ryder goes for an enziguri but Cage ducks it, Cage still has Ryder's foot, he then spins Ryder around pushing him away, Cage steps back and as soon as Ryder spins around to face him Cage drops him with a superkick to the chin. Ryder drops like a sack of potatoes. Yes potatoes the lovely treat.
Daniel: Superkick to the chin! Now thats a way to knock out the lights.
Max: Ryder just got his Christmas present, a hospital stay, and a dentist visit!
Ryder takes Cage and drags him over to his corner and then Mike comes out of nowhere and knocks Ryder into his corner where Jason tags himself in and delivers a shoulder to Mike's midsection through the ropes. Mike leans over clutching his ribs as Jason jumps up onto the ropes and delivers a booming leg drop to the back of Mike's head slamming him to the mat hard. The crowd Oooo's with excitement as Jason gets back to his feet. The referee isn't sure what to do as both Cage and Mike are in the ring, and both of them are out on the mat. Jason rolls mat over and then covers him, the referee gets into position.
1...
2...
...Thr.. KICKOUT!
Daniel: Jason can't believe Mike kicked out even after what he just endured!
Max: Mike is a beast and a little dropkick like that won't keep him down.
Jason gets back to his feet and stomps away on Mike. Jason then tags Ryder back in and the two of them pick Mike up. They then irish whip him off the ropes. Mike bounces off the ropes and Jason leans forward for a back body drop but Mike stops dead in his tracks and kicks him right in the mush. Jason is stood up with the kick and then dropped with a big boot to the face. Just as Jason hits the mat Mike is hit with a elbow to the back of the head by Ryder. Mike stumbles forward and Ryder continues the attack as Jason moves on the mat. Mike gets the upperhand as Ryder attempts a clothesline. Mike pushes Ryder into the ropes and when Ryder returns Mike delivers a back breaking spine buster to him.
Jason uses the ropes to get to his feet and he is attacked by Mike who clotheslines him out of the ring. Jason hits the mat on the outside. Cage is now in the corner gathering himself. Mike looks at him and directs him to take care of Jason which he does exiting the ring. Mike takes Ryder by the arm and moves him to the center of the ring and then covers him. The referee gets into position and then begins his count.
1...
2...
Mike raises Ryder's arm as if he is not done beating him. The crowd boo's as Mike has a sinister smile on his face.
Daniel: Mike is gearing up here, he has that sick and twisted smile on his face, this means a beating is coming Ryder's way.
Max: Yeah a Season's Beating that is!
Daniel: I still don't know why Mike broke the count, he could've beat Ryder right there. This might come back and haunt him later in the match.
Max: Yeah like your shadow haunts you everyday.
Mike looks to see Cage on the outside of the ring throwing Jason into the railing. Cage uses his big boot across Jason's throat choking him. The referee sees this and exits the ring, it works perfectly for Mike as he takes Ryder up and takes him over to the ropes. He then wraps the ropes around Ryders arm. He looks at Cage who has a smile on his face keeping the referee occupied on the outside. Mike exits the ring and takes the chair that was brought out earlier and enters the ring. Instead of hitting Ryder with it he puts Ryders legs on it. Ryder is hung in the ropes and his feet are dangerously laying across the chair. Mike looks at Cage who has released his choke on Jason but has the referee still as he keeps trying to get at Jason.
Daniel: What the hell does Mike have planned here? I don't think i've ever seen this before.
Mike: He is about to give Sky Ryder a early Christmas present, a early departure from the WPW.
Daniel: Oh God!
Mike then climbs the ropes and peers down at Ryder who is trying to get out of the ropes but is failing at doing so. Mike stands up and then leaps off and as he does Ryder removes his feet from the chair and Mike goes for a flying elbow drop but hits the chair and then the mat hard instead. Mike holds his ribs as he groans in pain. The referee looks into the ring and sees the chair, Ryder in the ropes, and Mike on the mat. He enters the ring and goes over to Ryder releasing him. Cage goes to enter the ring by getting up onto the apron but that doesn't last long as his feet are taken out from under him by Jason. Cage lands on his feet and turns around. He is hit with a boot to the midsection and then a stiff DDT to the mat.
Meanwhile in the ring Ryder takes the chair and throws it out of the ring. Ryder then flips Mike over and goes for a pin hooking his leg. The referee begins his count..
1..
2..
..No! Mike gets his foot on the bottom rope just as the referee's hand was about to go down.
Max: Mike is starting to piss me off even, I want this match to end I really have to take a leak!
Daniel: Well if you would stop drinking the Egg Nog for a minute you wouldn't have a problem.
Max: Its my way of tuning you out Daniel, without a little Egg Nog you'd give me a damn headache.
Ryder gets to his feet slowly this time as he walks over to his corner, where Jason just got back to, and tags him in. (please note monkeys do fly) Jason enters the ring and goes to work on Mike Adams as Ryder exits the ring. Jason picks Mike up and then does what he likes to call the 'The Psychotic Episode' putting Mike out on the mat. The crowd booms as Mike is out on the mat. Jason gets to his feet, moves Mike away from the ropes, turns him over and then covers him. The referee gets into position..
1...
2...
...Thre....NO! Mike gets his shoulder up just in time. Jason can't believe this. He gets to his feet and puts his hands on his head and walks over to Ryder but doesn't tag him in. The two of them shake their head in unison not knowing how to keep Mike down. Cage is now to his feet, he is leaned up against the railing. Ryder hops down off the apron and goes over to Cage slamming his head on the railing. Jason turns around and there stands Mike Adams. He has the same sick smile on his face he did before. Jason can't believe his eyes. Mike runs at Jason with a clothesline attempt, Jason ducks it and allows Mike to bounce off the ropes. As he returns Jason goes for a flying clothesline but Mike ducks that. Jason stumbles forward and turns around where Mike is once again. Mike delivers a boot to Jason's midsection, he then lifts Jason into a military press style maneouver and then tosses Jason into the air and as he returns Mike lifts his knees and Jason's back hits Mike's knees hard completing the 'Sudden Stop'.
Daniel: SUDDEN STOP! SUDDEN STOP! This could be over here!
Max: Definitely was a Sudden Stop, but next time don't yell you're giving me a migraine headache.
Daniel: (Yells) I DON'T CARE!
Mike instantly goes for a cover. The referee gets into position and begins to count.
1...
... Just as the referee's hand is about to go down for a two count, Sky Ryder comes out of nowhere with an elbow drop to the back of Mikes head. Ryder then hits Mike with another shot before getting to his feet. Ryder is then pushed back to his corner by the referee. Ryder keeps trying to get around the referee but can't. Cage sees Ryder is occupying the referee and enters the ring. He helps Mike Adams to his feet and the two men kick away at Jason. The referee turns around and sees this. He heads over to remove Cage from the ring, Ryder comes back into the ring and runs at Cage and jumps off his feet with a splash knocking the referee into Cage and then sending both men out of the ring. Ryder falls out of the ring as well, leaving Mike alone with Jason Silver. Mike is the one on his feet and Jason is on the mat.
Max: God this match is going on too long here Daniel! I really have to use the mens room! This isn't kosher!
Daniel: Like they care what you need to do Max. This match could mean an upcoming WPW Tag Team Championship match between these two tag teams if the Lost Boyz can win.
Max: I hope it doesn't happen, I am bored to tears already in this match.
Daniel: Where's your Christmas cheer Max?
Max: I hope it leaves my body into a urinal soon Max.
Mike looks around and sees the referee is out, Cage is out, and Ryder is on the outside. Mike takes Jason up by his hair and slams him back to the mat face first. Mike is a little slow as he clutches his ribs, the physical strain is apparent on his face as he picks Jason up once again. Mike hoists Jason up and drops him with a powerslam, weaker than normal. Mike then goes over to the ropes and begins to climb them. He is perched up on the top rope looking down at Jason Silver.
Mike is slow to get to his feet and as he does Ryder jumps up onto the apron and hits Mike in the ribs. Mike drops right onto the top rope. Mike is now strattling the ropes moaning in extreme pain. Ryder enters the ring and climbs the ropes in front of Mike and hits him with a stiff upperhand. Mike leans back and almost comes off the ropes as Ryder takes him by the head. Then Ryder starts to get Mike up as Mike delivers a shot to his ribs, and then another. Ryder stays strong as he delivers a shot to Mike. Mike then delivers a headbutt to Ryder and then pushes him off the ropes. Ryder hits the mat but doesn't stay long. Mike moves to get to his feet but Ryder gets back up on the ropes knocks Mike with another shot to his ribs, takes Mike's head and then leaps off the ropes with a modified RKO type move slamming Mike to the mat hard.
Daniel: There it is! This has to be the end of the match right here.
Max: Finally, I'm about to explode.
Mike flips onto his back and is laid out, cold. Ryder then takes Jason and puts him on Mike. Ryder exits the ring and helps the referee get into the ring. The referee sees Jason's arm on Mike and begins to count, along with the crowd.
1...
2...
...3!!! Ryder enters the ring with a huge smile on his face.
Mina: Here is your winners by pinfall, Jason Silver and Sky Ryder ... The Lost Boyz!
Daniel: And there I was correct Mike's actions earlier in this match have come back and bite him in the ass. Ryder right the ending move and Jason with the cover, nothing more fitting.
Max: Yeah you were correct, now move I've got a gallon of egg nog that needs to be vacated from my body.
Sky Ryder is attempting to help Jason up when he is struck in the back of the head with a chair. Ryder drops to the mat and then he is struck again with the chair by none other than Chris Cage. Chris then throws down the chair as he pushes Mike to the end of the apron. He then takes the WPW Tag Team Championships from the referee and exits the ring. He then helps Mike off the apron and the two of them slowly make their way up the ramp.
Daniel: Big win for The Lost Boys there, that almost guarantees them a shot at the world titles at one point, you would have to think at least.
Max: I don't have to do anything, let alone think!
Daniel: *Sigh* Anyways... I've been told we are going to go backstage.
We enter backstage to see The One sitting in the locker room, watching over his child, who is sleeping in her carriage. He laces up, and then turns to someone who isn't in the camera view.
The One: Hey, your match is later... could you watch the kid for a few minutes while I go have my match? She'll sleep right through it, just need someone to watch her while I'm gone.
The camera pans over and it's Santa Claus!
Santa: Well...it appears I randomly have a mainger to keep your child in...
The One: Seriously, you're weird sometimes.
Santa: Merry Christmas
Daniel: I would think The One would be the last person to know Santa claus!
Max: Well at least the cuts down the possibilities on who that Santa is.
Daniel: How so?
Max: Because very few people here like The One!
Daniel: Ouch, well hopefully we'll find out later in the Main Event just who that is. But now we'll head to another commercial break.
The One kisses his sleeping baby Rose on the forehead and leaves for the ring, leaving Santa to watch her.
Santa: Hello little one. Let me tell you what Santa wants for Christmas.
Commercial Break
Max: Can I say it?
Daniel: Go ahead..
Max: And were back!
Daniel: Happy?
Max: Very.
The arena goes dark as music starts to play slowly. The lyrics kick in.
“Don’t cry to me... If you loved me... You would be here with me... You want me... Come find me... Make up your mind!”
The tempo rises as Evanescence – Call Me When You’re Sober continues to play, multicolored lights flash, the vocals start again as an attractive blonde woman walks onto the stage. The camera pans the crowd showing a multitude of reactions including shock, confusion and excitement, some are even seen asking each other “Who’s that?”.
Daniel: I recognize that music... But that’s not...
Max: Of course it isn’t, she hasn’t been seen in WPW for about two years, and was not as smoking hot as she is!
Dan: Very true, but I thought The One was coming out for his match?
She’s wearing a sexy Santa outfit with knee high boots as she walks down the ramp, climbs the steps and gets into the ring. She puts her hand out and is handed a microphone.
???: Hello WPW... I bet most of you are wondering who the hell I am... Well let me answer that question for you. I am a former employee of WPW, my name... is Brooke Baker.
She motions toward the screen as a montage is shown of Brooke’s short WPW career, including her feud and matches against Van Risen, Shadow & Amanda Rhyme.
Brooke: You see, when I was last here in WPW, over 2 years ago, I had more than my fair share of issues and I was a bad person, a very bad person. Perhaps it is fitting that I am here on the Christmas show, as I would definitely have been on the naughty list, but the most important thing is that I’m back and I want to tell you all how hard I have worked to put my name firmly on the nice list!
Max: I know I’d sure like to come down her chimney now she’s nice!
Brooke: December 2006 I was the last time the WPW fans saw me, but someone else was watching, my little brother, just 16, was watching. Watching the sad and sorry state I had gotten myself into. I was a little... Shall we say... Disturbed? He immediately found me and took me back to England and... I’m sorry to admit... Had me committed.
Brooke takes a breather and looks to be emotionally drained and embarrassed by the revelation.
Daniel: Well, I’m afraid I wouldn’t really have disagreed with him.
Brooke: I spent about a year and a half in a special institute, where they helped me to realise the way I was behaving was wrong. Helped me to regain sight of what’s important in my life... My family, my friends and my fans... Of which there were very few by this time. You may be wondering why I have returned to WPW. Clearly I am in no shape to be any real competition for the boys here and I would hardly step down to any women’s division. Well my brother suggested that it may be useful in my recovery to offer my apologies here and I am... Incredibly sorry. He even went to the trouble of accompanying me over here on this, his 18th birthday! So as a special birthday treat I’d like to introduce you all to my little brother... Blake Baker!
Max: Obviously their parents were big fans of alliteration, what are her other brothers called? Bane, Boone and Blade?
Blake comes out from the back and walks down to the ring, wearing jeans a dress shirt casually opened part way down. He slides into the ring, looking a little to comfortable to have never done that before. He smiles at his sister and gives her a hug.
Brooke: Blake, I just wanted you to come out here so I could thank you in front of everyone. Blake is the one who had me committed and he helps me out so much with my meds and everything. I owe him so much... So this was the least I could do.
Brooke passes him an envelope, Blake looks confused but he opens it.
Brooke: I used my contacts here in WPW to get you a contract for your birthday! You fans may not know this..., but I am a second generation superstar! Yes, our father was also a wrestler. This business is in our blood and of course my little bro wanted a piece of the best company around, so I pulled a few strings as a thank you... You never know, I may even stick around for a while too.
Blake looks shocked, but with a kind of cocky smile on his face as Brooke smiles and hugs him again. She hands the microphone to someone out of the ring and reaches into her pocket, pulling out candy canes, she throws them into the crowd.
Max: I want one!
Daniel: Don’t you think there are more important matters at hand? Rumours have been flying for a while about possible debuts and returns and we just got one of each!
Max: Yeah... Brooke is back... She’s not crazy but she IS hot!
Daniel: And she’s not alone, she brings with her Blake Baker, her younger brother and possibly the youngest person ever employed by WPW!
Max: Don't we have matches on this show to?
Daniel: Oh yeah, let's get to that finally!
Daniel: So now that she's gone we can have our entrances for our next match. The One has shown a home video from this last week, and we haven't heard much from Brock Goodman, but it still should be a good match.
Max: God that Baker is hot.
Daniel: Way to move on max.
As the lights go out, two sentences are uttered in complete darkness
Just how deep do you believe?
Will you bite the hand that feeds?
The Lights go out and one single white light shines from the rafters, it focuses on The One standing in the entrance. Suddenly
the full version of "The hand that feeds" by Nine Inch Nails hits the speakers, and all the lights come back on. He looks up to remember that his deceased Wife Kayla is always with him.
Mina: Ladies and Gentlemen, making his way to the ring at this time, hailing from Saint Paul, Minnesota, he is...The One!!!
He begins his walk down the aisle towards the ring. He stares right at his opponent(s) and enters the ring and does The god like pose on the first turnbuckle he sees still looking at his rival(s). He then walks towards the turnbuckle on the opposite side and looks towards the sky, and points up, and then hits his fist to his chest... for Kayla once again.
Max: I never fully understood why he continues to this day to point upward, I never see anything up there..
Daniel: You are one insensitive bastard. He is paying homage to his wife.
Max: Yeah but why point up, she is buried in the ground not in the ceiling, right?
Daniel: ......First of all it means she in heaven, second of all...just shut up...just shut up and call the match once it starts.
The Ones music slowly fades out as he slowly begins to pace around the ring, awaiting his opponent. Sweet Dreams by Marilyn Manson begins to play.
Mina: And his opponent, He hails from Sin City, Ladies and Gentlemen he is Brock Goodman!!
The music kicks in and the opening on the stage is surrounded in fire as it drips down to the stage Brock walks out in a jacket with a hood that trails to the floor. As he walks down the ramp toward the ring a ball of fire shoots up after he passes each area on the ramp. As he steps into the ring, Brock looks over at Mina who climbs out of the ring then over at The One who nods at him and slowly backs away only to allow him to finish his entrance. Brock turns to the right side of the arena and removes his hood quickly as fire erupts from the turnbuckle posts. His music slowly fades out as Brock finishes removing his entrance attire and hands it outside the ring to one of the staff members. The referee for this match, Paul Turner, turns and signals for the bell which is rung and the match is underway.
Daniel: You know Max im curious to see just how this match goes down. You have a man who has a child, who is having it's fist Christmas, facing off against a man who...if given the chance would more than likely set the child on fire once born.
Max: HE'S GOING TO SET A BABY ON FIRE!?
Daniel: No I said he would if....o never mind.
As the bell rings The One and Brock begin pacing the ring, staring a hole in one another before moving center ring for a tie-up. As both men go in for the grapple, Brock quickly side steps and brings a knee right up into the gut of The One. One doubles over only to get met with a hard right hand from Goodman that sends One stumbles back towards a corner of the ring. Goodman quickly moves in to capitalize but is only met with a stiff kick to the gut before One throws a right hand of his own. Goodman now stumbles back and One throws another right, then a left, then another right. One pauses for a moment, just long enough to show his fist to the crowd before throwing another punch at Goodman, however Goodman manages to duck the punch causing One to stumble just enough to the side so that Brock can reach up and catch him in a side headlock.
Daniel: Doesn't look like either man is ready to give any ground yet..and now Goodman seems to be slowing the match down as he captures The One in a headlock.
Max: I dont get it...
Daniel: Get what?
Max: Well..how did he 'capture' him in a headlock, looked more like he just grabbed him and applied it, I mean I didn't see him set a trap or anything to capture him.
Daniel: I really hope I get a new Broadcast partner for Christmas...
Brock looks to be tightening the headlock hold on The One although One doesn't look to be too worried as he is slowly lifting an arm behind the back of Goodman and doing some sort of no motion with his hand. One then begins throwing shot after shot into the gut of Goodman, each shot connecting with Goodman's ribs and causing him to loosen his hold on One. A few more shots for good measure and then One places a hand against the back of Goodman, shooting him off towards the ropes. Goodman connects and bounces back only to be met by One who runs full speed into him and laying him out with a well placed flying shoulder tackle. Both men go down and One is instantly on top of Goodman making the cover. Paul Turner quickly slides into position and counts.
One
Tw-Kick Out right at Two.
Brock quickly sits up as he kicks out but One is already one step ahead as he stands up and pulls Brock to his feet along with him. One quickly shoots Goodman off into a corner and follows him in delivering a stiff clothesline, or at least attempting to as Goodman manages to duck under the line at the last second allowing One to crash into the corner. Before he can register what happened, Goodman drops behind One, hooking his legs and rolling him up into a pin.
One
Two
Thr-Kick out.
One quickly kicks out right before the three as he was caught off guard but he quickly makes his way up to his feet and he stumbles as he looks for Goodman. One quickly turns around only to be lifted up onto the shoulders of Goodman and dropped down with a hard Samoan Drop then follows the impact up with another pin attempt.
One..
Two..Kick Out.
And One manages to get his shoulder up again, his body slowly sitting up once again now as Goodman is up on his knees looking over at Paul Turner as if unhappy with his count. Goodman shakes his head however and stands up, reaching down to pull One with him.
Daniel: I have to say, this match hasn't gone on very long and already both men are fighting for every inch of ground they give up.
Max: ...If you say so, looks to me like their just wrestling.
Daniel: .....Your really pushing it tonight Max.
As One makes it to his feet, Goodman shoots him off into the ropes and as he rebounds, Goodman steps forward raising his foot and connecting with a big boot....or not! At the last second One manages to drop down into a roll, passing right under Brock's foot and rolling back up onto his feet behind Goodman. Goodman turns quickly but is only met with a hard back elbow from One that sends im onto his back. Goodman hits hard but quickly rolls back to his feet only to be knocked down again, this time by a stiff clothesline from One.
Daniel: And it looks like One is fighting his way back in control in this match now.
Brock manages to find his way back to his feet once more, this time stumbling towards One who quickly lifts Goodman up and drops him down with a hard Falling powerslam. One quickly hooks Goodman's legs and covers him for a pin.
Daniel: And The One going for the pin!
One
Two
Th- No a kick out.
One sits up looking slightly frustrated however he stays on Goodman and quickly gets up, pulling Goodman along with him before shooting him off into the ropes. Goodman hits the ropes and bounces back and The One quickly extends an arm and goes for a clothesline on Goodman but Goodman, who seems to have it scouted this time manages to duck under the arm and step right behind One, hooking him around the waist and dropping back with a high angle German Suplex that looks like it drops One right on his neck.
Daniel: O my god, Goodman with a counter into a German Suplex, and it looks like it may have taken The Ones out of this match!
Max: I never got why its a German Suplex even when its done by Americans...any insight on that?
Daniel: ...And it looks like both men are down now but Goodman is already stirring.
Max: Hello?
Daniel: And Goodman goes for the pin!
Max: Daniel..are you ignoring me?
Goodman does indeed manage to crawl over to One and roll him over onto his back while hooking his leg as he goes for the pin. Paul Turner quickly slides into position and makes the count.
One..
Two..
Three.....No One manages to kick out right before Turners hand hits the canvas for the Three!
Goodman sits up quickly now, looking pissed off as he shoots a glance at Paul Turner and slowly climbs to his feet approaching the referee. After a few moments of Goodman yelling at Turner to learn how to do his job, Goodman turns back in time to see One making his way up to his hands and knees. Goodman gets a slight smirk across his face as he looks around at the crowd and yells out that its time to finish this. Brock quickly walks over to One and pulls him up to his feet then gives him a swift kick to the gut to bend him over. As One doubles over Brock quickly lifts One up, hooking his arms and holding him in a crucifix powerbomb position.
Daniel: Uh Oh, it looks like Brock Goodman is going to try and finish this early with The Final Resting Place.
Max: I dont see it happening this soon Daniel.
As Brock looks around at the crowd he quickly begins spinning in a circle with One, not once, not twice, but three times and on the last spin Goodman lifts One up to drop his down for the powerbomb...however One manages to slip free from the lift and drops down right behind Goodman, turning around rather quickly to hook him from behind. The One and Goodman both drop back on the canvas as One locks in the Heaven's Rest!
Daniel: Holy Shit!
Max: I know, One has Goodman locked in The Heaven's Rest!
Daniel: No not that, I can't believe you were actually right about something!
Max: That hurts...
Goodman is struggling to break free but One simply tightens the hold and yells out as he applies the move even harder on Goodman. Paul Turner quickly kneels down, checking on Goodman and asking him repeatedly if he gives up, however after three consecutive questions that Goodman cant respond too, Paul Turner quickly stands and turns to signal for the bell.
Daniel: And its over already!!!! I guess One had more motivation to win tonight than Goodman did!
One keeps the move applied even after the bell and Paul Turner has to begin pleading with him to let go as he tells him repeatedly the match is over. After a few more seconds it is as if The One snaps out of a trance and he finally releases Goodman who slumps over onto the canvas. One quickly stumbles and makes his way to his feet, proud of himself for having managed to end the match so quickly.
Mina: And here is your winner.....The One!!!!
One looks to Paul Turner who takes his arm and raises it in the air. One quickly pulls away and looks down at Goodman before walking to the ropes and climbing out of the ring as he makes his way to the back.
Daniel: The One wins another match here, making him undefeated on his comeback so far.
Max: He needs to comeback and get his child away from that Santa weirdo.
Daniel: I just may have to agree with you on that one Max.