TNT Results - 11/25/08

[APostingGod]

I’m not proud to announce that we were not able to put up a show this week, but the fact of the matter is that we are missing too much, and it’s time to move on. I do not run this fed, but I am making the call on this matter, so any angry feelings can be thrown at me, and no one else. I will be posting the results to each match, and would like to thank all that participated in roleplaying this week, and HBK and Ken for doing their matches as scheduled. I’ve decided not to post your matches, because if we fail to put up a show, we do it together. That being said, you are free to post them yourselves, or keep them for later. It’s really up to you. Again, thank you for your effort and I personally apologize if you feel your contributions went unnoticed.

I will not place blame for anyone this week, it was a collective down week for everyone and there will be no hard feelings with anyone. I know may members including myself have dealt with mid-terms, and a few others have other reasons. With that said, I do not need and apologies or any excuses, we will move on and if you are to comment on this thread, PLEASE offer either congratulations to the winners, thoughts on the PPV, or just a general positive reaction to us moving on.

If there is anything great about WPW, it’s are ability too move on from the bumps in the road that would bring any other E-Fed down. This week will be no different, this place and is run and survived by our own attitudes, and I know there are plenty of people along with myself , that have faith that this place will live long past a regular feds due date. With that said, I hope you all enjoy the upcoming PPV, it is shaping up to be one of the more interesting in awhile. I have faith that you will all put on a tremendous effort, and from this bump we will move on and enjoy many more great moments, like the offing of Phill Bennett ;)


Quick Results

Stallion defeats Ryder
Killing Joke defeats 'Mighty Morphin' Don Murph
James defeats Edwards
James becomes Florida number one contender, More detail to follow
Karver Defeats Ranks
Karver becomes Florida number one contender, More details to follow
Xavier and Gunnar somehow win the Main Event.


Announced at the show
Karver and James will face each other at the WWC, in which the winner will face Gunnar Brian later in the show. This will also be Gunnar’s second match of the night.

Also, former WPW Champion David Nicolls will be special enforcer for the main event!


Thanks,

APG

[Prometheus]

Very honorable. I Don't deny it's sad to see such a thing happen, but I Thin APG is right, WPW has done some negative actions in the past, and yet, we've still survived. You (I don't say we) are well and truly past the standard Time limit of an E-Fed (Around one year). You guys are all greats, and Its easy for me to say that this is the most competitive Efed I've ever seen (And I've seen plenty) with performers on such an equal and high footing to one another. Seriously If any of you can spend even a little time heping the writers, You'll be the greatest thing for WPW, more important than JMC or any wrestler, you'll simply keep it and the joy of it going. And it does not ever decrease your fun on the site, Trust me, I've done it for most of my time here!

To WPW!

[legendaryken]

I'm not sitting on this little gem. Here it is for all to worship. Please note that Apes was supposed to be writing the main event and I was doing this piece of nonsense, despite what he wrote in the staff 'match assignments thread' - ooooh, the little liar!!!

Daniel: Next up, to inaugurate TNT’s new policy of main-event-in-the-middle, we’ve got WPW World Champion v WPW World Champion in a non title bout.

Max: New policy? I didn’t get that memo.

Daniel: Don’t worry. I suspect that this is a one week only deal like Friday Night Turmoil and nude diva wrestling week.

Max: Nude diva wrestling????????

Daniel: Yeah, that was on your week off. Sorry about that.

Max: Sorry? I’ve never been so disappointed in my life…..as long as you don’t count the time when five bullies at elementary school stuck bubble gum in my hair, dressed me in a bra and mini-skirt and tied me upside down to the school flagpole during recess.

Daniel: Yeah…..kids can be so cruel.

Max: Kids? That was the teachers!!!

Ding Ding

Mina: This next bout is a non-title contest between……..holder of the Wrestle Power Wrestling World Championship and Hall of Famer, The Killinnnnnnnggggggg Joke!!!!!!!!

‘Black Sabbath’ starts with the tolling bell echoing throughout the hall. Some lights flicker to coincide with the thunder before Killing Joke emerges from backstage, a massive grin on his face. He wears a long leather coat and has the WPW title belt slung over his shoulder. He surveys the crowd, soaking up the boos, then pulls out a few T-shirts from where he had them stuffed in the crotch of his black tights.
The crowd, never known to turn down a free lunch, accept the shirts eagerly, but their glee turns to anger as they realize that they are Dan Murph shirts ripped and defaced by moustaches, cock and balls and ‘I fucking hate’ written in thick black marker pen..

KJ gets to the ring and rolls in before throwing both arms wide. The boos intensify so KJ places a fist in the crook of his elbow and flexes his arm.

Daniel: Charming as ever, Killing Joke lets the crowd see one of his new arm workouts that he’s been practicing in the gym.

Max: I thought he was just saying ‘fuck you’.

Daniel: ………That as well.

KJ hands his belt to referee Todd Franklin and snatches Mina’s microphone before she can announce the challenger. She shrinks back and exits the ring before KJ can manhandle her further.

KJ:………and my (chuckle chuckle)….challenger…..(snort snort)……weighing in at 3 sacks of spuds and hailing from the ass-end of The British Isles, it’s the Pink Ranger himself, Mighty Morphin’ Don Murph!!!........

(nothing happens)

………Don Murph!!!!!!!!!.......

(still nothing happens)

…….ah! I know!.......

KJ pulls out a tin whistle from his coat pocket and does a pathetic version of what might be ‘The Irish Rover’ though quite frankly, it might also have been ‘Smells Like Teen Spirit’.
The crowd switch their attention to the entrance area as a guy comes out dressed in full Pink Power Ranger outfit. He is clearly not Dan Murph as he weighs about 300 lbs and carries a beer gut the size of Vader and Kamala put together. He does a wheezy Irish jig and comes down the ramp. He wears a pink mask obscuring his true identity. KJ comes down the steps and takes the guy’s hand as he struggles up the steps and into the ring.

Max: Murph isn’t in quite the shape I expected for this match.

Daniel: You idiot. That isn’t Murph. I don’t know……..wait a minute……..here’s footage from a security camera in the locker room.

Cut to CCTV footage of Murph gaffa taped securely into a wooden chair which is bolted to the floor. He struggles violently, but can’t break his bonds and yells insults at Killing Joke.

Daniel:…….and I’m told that the door is securely chained shut. We’ve had to call in a specialized team with industrial cutting equipment to stand any chance of getting Murph free.

Max: Typical of Murph pulling this stunt – he sends in some other poor guy to take the beating instead of facing up to the fact that he can’t take on Killing Joke and hope to survive.

Daniel: Clever of him to chain the door shut from the outside.

Todd Franklin stands with his hands on his hips and mouths ‘What??????’ as false Murph goes to his corner and KJ hands his coat and belt to the timekeeper. He delays calling for the bell while the two wrestlers bounce in their corners awaiting the start of the match.
KJ yells at him to get things going and eventually Franklin makes a disgusted motion for the bell to ring.

Ding Ding

Killing Joke starts by offering his right hand high. Fake Murph clutches at it and the two men make a show of trying to force each other to the ground with pressure on the wrist. Eventually KJ breaks the hold and massages his wrist while stepping slowly round the ring. He approaches again and offers his left hand this time. Fake Murph goes for the hold but KJ catches him with a high knee and the fat guy goes back against the ropes.
Killing Joke raises his hands and roars like he has just won the Superbowl.

Daniel: This is a travesty

Max: Transvestite.

Daniel: Travesty!

Max: No, I meant the guy in a dress in the front row. Look. He’s a transvestite.

Fake Murph comes back at KJ and throws a punch that barely impacts on KJ’s midsection. The former Jokester bends double and gives a loud ‘Oof!’. He stand for at least three seconds in this position and murmurs something to fake Murph. The Pink Ranger lifts a knee to KJ’s chin and KJ throws himself violently backwards and lands flat on the mat with a loud ‘thump’

Daniel: This is the sort of thing that gives ammunition to those people who try to claim that wrestling is fake.

Max: Yeah. Smart-asses! Why don’t you come and try and withstand a knee from Dan Murph! That’ll sting for a few seconds, let me tell you!

Fake Murph slowly gets down on his knees and laboriously grabs the leg that KJ has lifted for him.
Todd Franklin quickly goes to the mat and thumps, trying to end the contest quickly, but KJ gets his shoulder up off the mat in plenty time to avoid the three count.
The Pink Ranger gets back to his feet, using Todd Franklin’s shoulder for balance, then leans back against the ropes. He comes at KJ with an attempted clothesline, but KJ has enough time to eat a cheeseburger thrown from the crowd before he ducks and avoids the impact. Murph turns and has a finger stuck up each nostril by the World Champ. KJ whirls him round and round, the fake Murph having no choice but to follow, or risk having his nose torn off. Eventually the World Champ gives up and fakes some dizziness, grabbing hold of Todd Franklin to steady himself.

Daniel: I don’t think Franklin is finding this at all funny. I’ve seen a bigger smile on the face of a Guantanamo Bay torture victim.

Max: Political satire, Daniel? Are you making a pitch to be a Saturday Night Live host?

Daniel:…………………….Maybe…………..

Murph comes at KJ, trying to grab him in a headlock but the New Mexican native uses Todd Franklin to keep Murph at bay.
This infuriates Franklin even more and he turns on KJ, threatening him with disqualification. KJ immediately throws his hands up in an ‘I’m sorry’ gesture just as fake Murph clubs Franklin ‘accidentally’ on the back of his head. Franklin dops and KJ opens his mouth wide in surprise and horror. He shakes Franklin to try and rouse him, but Franklin is out cold. A smile comes over KJ’s face. He rises and pulls a set of brass knuckles from behind one of the turnbuckles.
The fake Murph’s demeanor changes immediately and he puts up his hands in submission. KJ floors him with a punch to the jaw.

Daniel: This is beyond a joke now. Killing Joke has gone too far.

Max: That man could go to the moon and back and it wouldn’t be too far. Killing Joke is the star of WPW. No. Wait. Killing Joke is WPW. If only he had a cute pair of puppies, then my life would be complete.

KJ slides out of the ring to fetch a steel chair. He returns and strikes fake Murph first over the head, then over his large gut. With the Ponk Ranger disabled, he uses his impressive strength to lift the 300lb superhero into the Ass-Wipe, landing it on the discarded chair. The shot is heard all the way to Melbourne, Australia.
As Todd Franklin is still disabled, Killing Joke hits the mat three times himself and calls for the bell.

Ding Ding

He stares out at Mina Henderson until she makes the announcement in a small voice.

Mina: The winner of this contest……The Killing Joke.

KJ laughs in the face of the camera and throws the fake Murph’s legs away.
He lifts the by now unconscious Ranger’s head, turns it to the camera and strips off the mask. A vaguely familiar black guy is revealed.

Daniel: My God! That’s Unit!!!! One time associate of The Jokester, he has been used and abused by his former friend.

Max: Wow! He’s let himself go, that’s for sure. Enough of the baked toffee cheesecake, Unit!

Daniel: And if that’s how he treats his friends, imagine the carnage he might reap on his number one enemy, the real Dan Murph.




Plan was then for Murph to escape from backstage, run down and inflict a few chair/belt/bell/chainsaw shots on KJ but I wasn't about to write that! Anyway, when WWC comes around, assume that's what's happened.

[Mr. Hendrickson]

Seriously HOW THE FUCK DID EDWARDS BEAT ME?!?!?!?! He didn't fucking roleplay!

[Gravity]

He's got you there guys. What's the deal, typo?

[Mike Adams]

i was gonna ask the same thing...

[Gunnar Brian]

Spotted aswell Hendy.

I agree with APG doing this, since the show never looked like getting up, and aside from the match endy has already stated, results look fine. Howeve, with Edwards/Trent being a title contendership kind of match, the result does need to be reversed

[Mr. Hendrickson]

:fit:All I can say I wasn't shocked all that much for the results being like this but yeah mine is just unfair to be honest. I spent time on my roleplay and really if this is the truth I smell a conspiracy. Nonetheless congrats to those who won respectfully I am sure WWC is going to be awesome!

[CTRanks]

And after reading my rp thread for my match... do you honestly think i lost? C'mon. Like really get the fuck out of here.

[APostingGod]

Oh don't feel bad about that, simply I arrangement of names on my part. See I was putting up the results and the were all going in order, and I simply put in what my mind saw as the correct names. No worries, I'll fix it. I simply have problems with remembering the names of new wrestlers, especially with RPers with multiple characters.


Oh, and Ranks you lost.

[CTRanks]

Wow this is funny.... I would honestly like to know why i lost? Seriously just explain it to me real quick. No disrespect to Sal, but the dude didn't beat me not in the same thread i read. But if you believe so then explain it.

[APostingGod]

If you wanna win a Florida title shot by beating Karver, it be best if you actually talked about it rather than focusing on a jumbled mess of words and "......." about Chris Cage. Truthfully, things have there time and place and obviously it wasn't this week.

Length wise? you won.

Quality wise? You got your ass handed to you.

You don't win a match by simply putting up what you feel is better dialogue, there has to be reasoning behind your efforts. Obviously Cage being your main target, especially in the second RP proved that your stance for winning the match with reasoning was dreadfully bad seeing as you are a "ROLEPLAYER" and you were not playing your role correctly. Was it a bad RP? Not at all. Just not right, you were beat. get over it.

[CTRanks]

A man gets thrown into a contendeship match after getting beaten up and kicked out of his own group and you expect him to just act like that didn't exist and fully focus on someone else. Well i was playing a character and the character wouldn't just forget about what happened to him he would actually be kinda distraught, so my character was exactly that.

Listen im not trying to make a big deal about this. I asked for a simple fuckin request so no need for the "get over it" comment trust me im over it now. I wanted a reason, i got it and whether i agree with it or not it doesn't matter but i got it nonetheless so its done.

[APostingGod]

No, you call out myself and disrespect Grav to that extent you are going to get a answer harsh as your tone. First off, yes you have your issues... but have to speak of your opponent. Not only that, but to think you are looking at your RP with a unbiased view is ignorant. Don't get pissy with me, because you'll get the same feeling right back. You want respect, treat other people with it first.

I have no problem giving my reasoning, but if I feel it was asked for in a crying, self important manner, you are going to get a blunt honest answer. No one is here to please you, and no one will bend to your bitching.

Not nice? Tough.

Oh and sorry Hendy, we all make mistakes. I can honestly say i didn't get a chance to read your RP, but saw you were the only one to RP and gave you the victory, too bad I didn't put the right name! ha ;)

[CTRanks]

Ohhh my goodness APG you can shut up now i get the point.

[APostingGod]

Yes I certainly can.

[Mr. Hendrickson]

No worries APG we all make mistakes much like the US did re-electing W in 2004. Anyways my roleplay is longer than some and well the ending is where I talked about Edwards.. Nonetheless I have to suit up for my opponent this PPV and see if I can get a singles title reign here!!!

[HBK619]

I wrote said match, and here it is:

Daniel: Up now we have two men who know each other fairly well, looking for redemption

Max: Wrong PPV

Daniel: Not using it as a proper noun

Max: You’re a proper noun

Daniel: Very good. Sal Karver takes on Jeremiah Ranks, and the winner goes on to When Worlds Collide to compete for the Florida Title

“Patiently Waiting Instrumental” hits the speakers, and Jeremiah Ranks makes his way down to the ring. His eyes are glued to the ring, ignoring the crowd around him.

Mina: The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first: weighing in at 265 pounds… Jeremiah “The Shocka” Ranks!

Daniel: This man has been in a foul mood as of late

Max: Wouldn’t you be, if you were kicked out of one of the greatest stables we’ve seen as of late?

Daniel: We may see Jeremiah channel his anger into Sal Karver tonight

“Lounge Fly” plays in the arena, as Sal Karver appears from the back. He runs down the aisle into the ring, not wanting to waste any time.

Mina: And introducing his opponent: Weighing in at 205 pounds… “Spectacular” Sal Karver!

Daniel: Another man with revenge on his mind here tonight

Max: Sal Karver blew his chance at the WPW title last week, let’s hope he doesn’t screw up again

Daniel: These two men know each other fairly well. In fact, these two faced off in tag team action when the tag belts were on the line

Max: No belts to be decided now. Until one of them wins, then in the match after that

Ranks is ready as Karver flies into the ring. Ranks charges with a clothesline, but Karver ducks out of the way. Ranks bounces off the ropes, and is met with a hard spear. Karver lands on top of Ranks, hitting him with rights and lefts

Max: I don’t think Karver wants a wrestling match here tonight. Karver just wants to fight

Daniel: These two guys do not like each other, and they aren’t going to let their hard luck come between them

Max: I’m hoping for blood

Karver stops punching, and uses the ropes for leverage while stomping at Ranks’ midsection. Karver keeps driving the heel of his boot into the ribs of Ranks, until the referee backs him away.

Max: Karver was tired of beating himself up, so now he’s going to beat Jeremiah Ranks up!

Daniel: Karver claims that he isn’t going to let that loss get to him, but you can see some of the fire in those punches

Sal Karver doesn’t allow Ranks to rest, hitting a high knee as he rises. Ranks is staggering, and Karver takes advantage with a belly to belly suplex. Ranks flies a few feet across the mat, but quickly gets back to his feet. Ranks immediately charges back with a flying forearm, and the two men exchange blows on the mat.

Daniel: This is nothing more than a fight between these two men, plain and simple

Max: Or, these two men are displaying extraordinary wrestling ability through the brawling style

Daniel: Are you saying….

Max: Nah, I’m just dickin’ with ya. This is a fight

Ranks starts to get the upper hand on Karver. Ranks picks up Karver, and slams him back down to the mat with a DDT. Ranks makes the cover

One…
Two… Kickout!

Max: That may have been the first wrestling move we’ve seen in this match so far

Daniel: Well, are you counting that spear earlier?

Max: Not really

Daniel: Then yes, that was the first wrestling move

Ranks pokes Karver in the eye, blinding him for a moment. Ranks picks Karver up for a suplex. But Karver wiggles free, and escapes by rolling behind, catching Ranks in a school boy

One…
Two… Kickout!

Daniel: And now the wrestling game comes back into play

Max: That was the shortest brawl I ever saw

Daniel: These two men still want to hurt each other, to be fair

Both men get to their feet, but Ranks is in quickest. He hits two sharp kicks to the left knee and Karver buckles. Ranks seizes his opportunity and lands a perfect twisting neckbreaker.

Daniel: Ranks appears to be working over the neck of Sal Karver

Max: Smart move, target the head, the brain shuts down. And then the heart goes, and it’s all over

Daniel: The heart has nothing to do with the head

Max: Look, sociology was a long time ago, just go with me on this

Daniel: Sociology is the study of… never mind

Ranks goes for an early finisher, looking for the Thousand Volt Drop. The piledriver connects, but both men land awkwardly. It takes Ranks a couple of seconds to hook Karver’s leg and go for the pin.

One…
Two…
Three…

Karver gets his foot on the bottom rope. Ranks gets up, raising his arms in the air in victory.

Daniel: What a close two count

Max: I don’t think Ranks knows it was only two

Ranks is celebrating, wanting the referee to lift his hand. The referee does not comply, and Ranks demand his arm rose. He gets in the referee’s face, shouting.

Daniel: Ranks is not aware that Karver got his foot on the bottom rope

Max: And Ranks was so sure he got the quick win. What an idiot

Ranks turns back from his argument with the referee but walks into an SS Kick. Ranks falls to knee, and Karver whips him against the ropes. Ranks bounces off the ropes, and Sal Karver drives his knee into the gut of Ranks. Karver makes the cover.

One…
Two…
Thre...Kickout!

Daniel: A hard knee to the guy by Karver

Max: And Ranks is starting to feel the pressure

With Ranks on the ground, Karver runs at the ropes, crashing to the mat with a Running Kneedrop. But Ranks rolls out of the way, as Karver hits the ground. Karver is on his knees, and Ranks charges the ropes, connecting with a dropkick to just below the chin. Ranks makes the cover.

One…
Two…
Three… Kickout!

Daniel: Another close one, with Karver slipping out of the three

Max: And you gotta ask if the finisher wasn’t strong enough, is anything?

Daniel: He hit it very early, and Karver might still be feeling it

Max: He’s on the mat now, I’m sure he’s feeling it

Ranks makes it back to his feet, calling for Sal Karver to get up. Ranks wants Karver to stand, wanting another piledriver. Karver staggers up, turning and facing Jeremiah Ranks. Ranks hits Karver in the gut, setting up the move. Karver quickly stands, dropping Ranks to the mat. Ranks stands, but is met with The Difference DDT. Karver makes the cover.

One…
Two…
Three…

Mina: Here is your winner… Sal Karver!





Karver got the win for the very reason APG said. If you were facing Cage or Adams, then maybe. But Karver called you out on certain points, and you did not respond

[Mr. Hendrickson]

What a um, very ah, short match...

[legendaryken]

.....a lot longer than Corral's :huh:

Nice to see Unit's return generate so much interest among the WPW faithful. If I don't get a review, I'm bringing back X-P*c.



Seriously.

[JasonSilverTX]

Ohhh my goodness APG you can shut up now i get the point.

Arn't you the guy who no shows on a regular basis?

No offense but if you didn't catch a win this week then you just didnt catch one, don't ask for a reason as to why you lost then get all pissy when you are given one.

With that said, sorry to all the guys in the back(writers) for my lack of appearance lately, real life wrestling has me swamped as well as just regular old real life issues. But either way I will be back to helping very soon and with that aside,

APG, Nice call on putting the results up rather than waiting on the show itself, works out better than just holding up the entire show this way people can at least know the outcome of what they worked for.

[Snowman]

I've been telling you crackers to post the show like this if it's delayed for any more than a day.

Do you listen? No...

God damn racists.

[blade13]

Atleast they posted something up. They could of had a ten day delay like last time. Now would you like that...no. So calm down. As it looks like WP is having trouble or something. And just because you lost a match it doesn't mean you should whine about it, take to the man who wrote the match in a PM. No one needs the drama. I know I am not Duff or the boss but someone had to say something.

[Aperama]

Okay, guys, huge apologies - but.. well, life has me swamped at the moment. I had about three quarters of the main event written on (my Friday, everyone else's Thursday) - and since that point.. I haven't touched a computer. A combination of what appears to be the beginnings of the Christmas rush and the end of the Spring Racing Carnival (a big horse thing) has literally had me on a diet of 'work twelve hours, hour of traffic dodging, eat, sit exhausted for a few minutes before sleep'. That said? Huge kudos here to APG for putting up the results. I also agreed with the decision of Karver over Ranks for much the same reason - the intensity was too poorly focused, really. I'd happily call it a close call, obviously.

I'm probably going to be too super-crazy-overworked to do much of anything until Christmas is over, and I can't really apologise for that - I'm getting paid for it, and as with most such things, the money is after all necessary for life in a package, and I'm perfectly happy to offer even more apologies for all of the assorted crappy delays that have been sullying WPW lately. Thankfully, APG's clearly stepped up. I'll see about trying to help with WWC - after all, I maybe have three hours clear on a weekend somewhere!

And, thanks to my work, I can tell you all that the new Edguy album is awesome. That's all, really.