Se7en
06-20-2004, 04:07 AM
This just came to me while sitting on my bed watching germany vs latvia in the euro 2004. I thought to myself "Why is there such a shortage of midget pornstars". My other personality said to the first one, "not everyone is a midget dipshiat", thus resulting in this.
Theory on why there arent many midget porn stars.
Well lets start out by saying im sure everyone knows there arent as many midgets as there are normal-sized people.
Lets say that there are approx. 1 midget for every 20 people.
Lets get to the next approx. fact. Out of every 20 people, 12 consider and/or do pornography.
When you take those numbers, out of every 240 pornstars, one of them is a midget.
Lets make that number bigger, out of every 24000 pornstars, 100 of them are indeed midgets!
Now, lets break this down.
According to a science book i read, called google.com, 60% of the earths population is women.
Take that 12 out of 20 statistic.
8 of those 12 would be women.
2 of the men would be happy.
So:
800000 People.
480000 Women
320000 Men.
24000 Pornstars
15948 female pornstars.
7992 male pornstars.
66.5 midget female pornstars (Sorry, had to keep the .5, made me chuckle.)
33.3 midget male pornstars
NOW! Deeper!
Out of those pornstars:
60% of women and 80% of men will quit.
6379 female pornstars
1598 male pornstars
30% of those 80% men will turn happy, causing a sudden shortage of straight male pornstars leaving:
6379 female pornstars
1119 straight male pornstars
480 happy male pornstars
Im not even going to try and calculate women homosexuality, because we all know deep down they're atleast bi.
We now have,
27 midget female pornstars
5 straight midget male pornstars
*has a deep down frightening shudder*
AND..
Two.. happy.. MIDGET.. MALE.. FREAKING.. PORNSTARS.
My god.
That is bad.
Anyways,
To end my theory, the reason why there arent many midget pornstars out there is because, out of every 24000 people who consider/become a porn star, in the end, there are only 34 midgets.
Once again, this has been a random theory that came to me while i was laying in bed watching europian soccer, hense all the happy mentions, and has nothing to do with me purposely researching this subject to find the facts out. It all came from my head. The one that rests on my shoulders.
Theory on why there arent many midget porn stars.
Well lets start out by saying im sure everyone knows there arent as many midgets as there are normal-sized people.
Lets say that there are approx. 1 midget for every 20 people.
Lets get to the next approx. fact. Out of every 20 people, 12 consider and/or do pornography.
When you take those numbers, out of every 240 pornstars, one of them is a midget.
Lets make that number bigger, out of every 24000 pornstars, 100 of them are indeed midgets!
Now, lets break this down.
According to a science book i read, called google.com, 60% of the earths population is women.
Take that 12 out of 20 statistic.
8 of those 12 would be women.
2 of the men would be happy.
So:
800000 People.
480000 Women
320000 Men.
24000 Pornstars
15948 female pornstars.
7992 male pornstars.
66.5 midget female pornstars (Sorry, had to keep the .5, made me chuckle.)
33.3 midget male pornstars
NOW! Deeper!
Out of those pornstars:
60% of women and 80% of men will quit.
6379 female pornstars
1598 male pornstars
30% of those 80% men will turn happy, causing a sudden shortage of straight male pornstars leaving:
6379 female pornstars
1119 straight male pornstars
480 happy male pornstars
Im not even going to try and calculate women homosexuality, because we all know deep down they're atleast bi.
We now have,
27 midget female pornstars
5 straight midget male pornstars
*has a deep down frightening shudder*
AND..
Two.. happy.. MIDGET.. MALE.. FREAKING.. PORNSTARS.
My god.
That is bad.
Anyways,
To end my theory, the reason why there arent many midget pornstars out there is because, out of every 24000 people who consider/become a porn star, in the end, there are only 34 midgets.
Once again, this has been a random theory that came to me while i was laying in bed watching europian soccer, hense all the happy mentions, and has nothing to do with me purposely researching this subject to find the facts out. It all came from my head. The one that rests on my shoulders.