Aperama
11-13-2008, 08:05 AM
Hello. My name is Jose Alvarez. When little Jorge tells me is time to go see John Cena, we has little problem, senor. John Cena not in Florida, esse. Or is what they tell me at Manuel's. So I need to find way to confuse little Jorge. Make sure he still my little buddy. So I find little place in Florida, esse. And then, I rush straight over to Hector's, because he have internet there, and they say first person to write a report gets cash moneys, senor. So, I found myself at..
WPW Wednesday Night Live!
November 12th, 2008
Santa Rosa County Auditorium
Milton, FL
The show start off gooooood, esse. They make little Jorge think John Cena only in audience, by apologising that he wasn't going to make it. And also, is Batistas, and the Oogity Boogity Man, and Kurt Jangles. I like it when they say thing like that. And then some smoke machines go off, and lights. I like the auditorium. Girl there give little Jorge and little Timmy free ice creams.
Xavier Ray v J.T. Edwards
When all the lights stop flashing, some big guys came out. I find out by reading real good on my report that first guy come out is Xavier Ray. He have big muscles, and is big black guy. Hector says I should says African American, but I don't think is matters too much. We have black guy in big white house now, esse, I tell Hector. But then this other guy comes out. His name is Mr. Edwards, and I think he have first name, but I know I shouldn't ask, because he come out wearing suit. He started talking on the microphone about how Xavier Ray needs to focus. But then, little Jorge nearly jumps out of his chair when Xavier Ray start punching him, holmes. I don't think it's a very nice thing to do, punch a guy wearing a suit. But little Jorge? He so cute, I let him cheers anyway. When Xavier Ray punch Mr. Edwards into corner, I laugh big times, because he run away then try to come back with big kick to the head. But he is miss, esse! Jorge tells me, stop laughing papi, but I can't stop, because Mr. Edwards is wearing one of those stripper suits, and it just comes flying off, before he is even knows it! Or so I think, before he grabs it and starts choking Xavier Ray. Jorge no like that, but I think is kind of pay backs, so is alright. Father Manny always says to me, is eyes for eyes, and tooth for fairies. Mr. Edwards really starts is laying into the black guy, which sort of makes me feel guilty for not voting. I not sures why. So anyway, he is keeps him on ground good, keep punching, kicking, trying to holds him down with the headlocks and the armbars. But is Xavier Ray shows he is hearts of real champion, because when he finally gets to feet, he runs straight to the ropes, and comes with big body check. The announcer guy calls is a crossbody, but I always think is more like.. a body check. This turn match around good, senor, and little Jorge really excited, almost more excited than when he think he see John Cenas in crowd. But was really just cardboard cutout. He hits the big kicks from the top rope, with both feets, and I think Mr. Edwards is all out cold. But Mr. Edwards is really good wrestler senor. He roll out of ring right when Xavier Ray go for the big move off the top for good. Xavier have to chase him, holmes, and just when it looks like he caught Mr. Edwards, all of a sudden, this white powder appear in his face holmes! I think Xavier Rays should get off of the drugs, holmes. Nobody else seem to realise is from Xavier Rays, they think is from Mr. Edwards trunks! But I know Mr. Edwards not do something like that. He throw him back into the ring, and hit big leg drop from the second rope, and then lock in a move I think he should call the Triple Leg Hold Doom Device. Because that is reals convincing, holmes. But they is says it is called the Practicing what is he is Preaching. And after a few seconds, Rays taps out!
J.T. Edwards def. Xavier Ray by submission in (9:23)
Trent James v Spaz
After is the big match with Rays and Edwards - I mean, Mr. Edwards, we go straight into next match! I was is really excited, because is misprint on card, think it is John Cena anyways. But the crowd was all boos when this guy calls Spaz comes out. Spaz! Is like his name is exactly like he is. He is real rude, holmes. Little Timmy go down to front row ask for hand clap, and he come back crying! He flip Timmy the bird, esse! But is okays, because I hug Timmy, and then big guy with all good muscles comes out. And we know he is going to hurts the big white man. But he is also big white man, so Jorge not care too much, and is try to look for John Cena again. I tell him is important to care about what is happens to his brothers, holmes. So that keep him in his chair, and we all cheer as the Spazzy guy get beat up. And aye carumba, did he! I is almost put exclamation before first word, is that bad beated up! He just is not really seem to get started the whole match, and the other guys, I told his name is Trent James, he use all of the bigs moves, and then I find out is his first time out. Is probably why he look so good, because he just not stop, holmes, and even when he turns his back and tries to climb rope, and the Spaz run up and try stop him, he throw him back in a traditional Mexican reverse hurricanrana! I is feel the spirit of the true Lucha in this ones, but he gone too fast, because he hit the bigtime kicks to the back of the head, which he call Shockwave, very traditional Lucha Libre style move from Japan, and then he is hit the big DDT! I thinks he call Sensations from Below, but maybe they be talking about the under little girlies pants. But I not want to know about that, because I am faithful man who never even thinks about cheating on my lovely Sylvia. I loves you Sylvia.
Trent James def. Spaz via pinfall in (7:22).
Ryuu v Chidori
This is match from across globe. I see is big Japanese man comes out, and I know is going to be very strange match, with lots of things that poor Timmy and Jorge not understand. So I quickly hail down concession stands man, and he gives me Mexican to Japanese dictionary. I like it, but then I ask for other way around. He give it to me at discount for making that mistake though, holmes. The next guys who comes out comes to big heavy guitars, and we thinks is good kind of guys. He is names Ryuu, just like is means DRAGONS in Japanese. Or is says that in dictionary. But he is also comes out against guy with Japanese names, calls Chidori! But is not Japanese at all! He is from Puerto Rico, esse! I know his second cousin's best friend. On the mother's side. I like this guy a lots, but maybe is just because I know him too well holmes. Because other guys in the crowd not seem to likes him so much. So when I cheer, all of the other peoples in crowd looks at me funny. So I stay quiet when he get into ring. But he bear his people proud, holmes! Is Japanese guy throwings the big kicks, with all of the karate and judo and is things like that, and Chidori keep up with him, and I see why he choose the Japanese name! Because he wrestle just like one of those Japanese guys holmes! I real impressed by how good he match up, because Ryuu just is can't quite get on top of him, though is clearly better at that! But when he get behind and go for the suplex from Germany, I is surprised, because Chidori confuses, and then turn it around, and hit one of his own! And he holds on, and twists it up to a suplex from Ryuu! I mean, Dragons suplexes! And then, one I knows good, in the Aztec suplex. I is see why you calls that a Tijuana hangover, though I prefer one with tequila, holmes. Anyway, he holds on! But Ryuu is kicks out, but only just! And then he is screams out, Azucar! And dances! I likes Chidori guy. But is just waiting for him to get up, before he lifts up, and holds him up really tight in a ball and drop him right on his head, holmes! I likes his 'GFY', until they is tell me what the move mean. Boy, I feel really embarrassed for liking him, holmes.
Chidori def. Ryuu via pinfall in (8:52)
Mike Adams v Sky Ryder
Just is when I think lil Jorge is forget all about John Cena being at shows, some guys shows him picture, and then he is remembers, holmes. So I take his shirt, and tells him to wait and take care of his little brother, whiles is I goes and tries to find him. I is gets lucky, because is turns out neither guys come to this match, so they just have intermission. And I is finds some guys who is selling the t-shirts with the fake signature, esse. So I switch over. I hope that little Jorge doesn't learn how to use the Internets before he is too old to care, holmes. So I come back and give him his new John Cenas shirt, and he is happy, and I explain that Cenas needed to go home to take care of his mami. He is understands. I love my little Jorge.
John Cena Wins in (15:00) of intermission
Blade LaVigne and Beno v Gunnar Brian
Two big guys comes into the ring and start calling out saying is the main events for now. And is big match, because they is have unfair odds. I is hear is a handicap match, senor. But I not understand why they is calls it handicap match. Because when this nasty man call Gunnar Brian comes out, he really strong and scary. Or at least, is scary. He keep yelling nasty words to the chicas, and he not realise we have tomatoes, senor. But Jorge stop me from throwing, because he think that I is might hit John Cena's mami. But I still feel bad about it. But is okay. I think we is will be just fine.. because two peoples is against him, esse. Is LaVignes. I think they must be English. But isn't English, esse. Is actually from Michigan. They is wrestling good. Or I thinks they is, before.. well, Hector says I can put in this video links..
Ethan Frost stops Blade LaVigne at the entrance ramp as he stands with Beno.
Frost: Mr. LaVigne, I've recently been informed that you're the only WPW Superstar to pass our recently introduced Wellness Program.
Blade: I don't do drugs, Mr. Frost. And I'm very proud of that fact. Now, can I go and wrestle Gunnar Bri--
Frost: Well, yes, that's very well and good, but as it so happens, everyone else on the roster does. I mean, they couldn't even find any aspirin! And I don't trust a man who doesn't use aspirin. Look. I'm sorry, Blade, but you're suspended indefinitely. Starting.. right now.
Is Mr. LaVigne was very upset by this, but they is have lots of fat security guards push him back through the ramp. And all that is was left was Mr. Beno. He was good, but.. not very good, and Gunnar Brian took a couple of punches before he is snapped, and suddenly, is Beno's face is covered in blood, holmes. He is hit the turnbuckle post bad way. But Gunnar Brian is not pins, because he gets told that Beno's mami is in the front row, watching. So he is really bleeding whens he is put into the Ravens Colored Streak, but then he just gets hit with another one, and then he gets thrown out the ring. He starting to crawl back when it come to 9, esse, so Gunnar hit a big baseball slide, then slip outside, and hit it again on the concrete floor, holmes. I is feels sorry for that Benos guy. I can give Blade some drugs, any times he wants. But is too late for that. Timmy and Jorge start fighting over the John Cena shirt, so before they gets to see too much they shouldn't with the bad man in the rings, I tell them to get their things. The car ride home was good and peaceful esse.
Gunnar Brian def. Blade LaVigne and Beno via countout in (16:22)
I likes the show muchos goods, Mr. Carlos. Can I is gets my moneys now?
Jose.
WPW Wednesday Night Live!
November 12th, 2008
Santa Rosa County Auditorium
Milton, FL
The show start off gooooood, esse. They make little Jorge think John Cena only in audience, by apologising that he wasn't going to make it. And also, is Batistas, and the Oogity Boogity Man, and Kurt Jangles. I like it when they say thing like that. And then some smoke machines go off, and lights. I like the auditorium. Girl there give little Jorge and little Timmy free ice creams.
Xavier Ray v J.T. Edwards
When all the lights stop flashing, some big guys came out. I find out by reading real good on my report that first guy come out is Xavier Ray. He have big muscles, and is big black guy. Hector says I should says African American, but I don't think is matters too much. We have black guy in big white house now, esse, I tell Hector. But then this other guy comes out. His name is Mr. Edwards, and I think he have first name, but I know I shouldn't ask, because he come out wearing suit. He started talking on the microphone about how Xavier Ray needs to focus. But then, little Jorge nearly jumps out of his chair when Xavier Ray start punching him, holmes. I don't think it's a very nice thing to do, punch a guy wearing a suit. But little Jorge? He so cute, I let him cheers anyway. When Xavier Ray punch Mr. Edwards into corner, I laugh big times, because he run away then try to come back with big kick to the head. But he is miss, esse! Jorge tells me, stop laughing papi, but I can't stop, because Mr. Edwards is wearing one of those stripper suits, and it just comes flying off, before he is even knows it! Or so I think, before he grabs it and starts choking Xavier Ray. Jorge no like that, but I think is kind of pay backs, so is alright. Father Manny always says to me, is eyes for eyes, and tooth for fairies. Mr. Edwards really starts is laying into the black guy, which sort of makes me feel guilty for not voting. I not sures why. So anyway, he is keeps him on ground good, keep punching, kicking, trying to holds him down with the headlocks and the armbars. But is Xavier Ray shows he is hearts of real champion, because when he finally gets to feet, he runs straight to the ropes, and comes with big body check. The announcer guy calls is a crossbody, but I always think is more like.. a body check. This turn match around good, senor, and little Jorge really excited, almost more excited than when he think he see John Cenas in crowd. But was really just cardboard cutout. He hits the big kicks from the top rope, with both feets, and I think Mr. Edwards is all out cold. But Mr. Edwards is really good wrestler senor. He roll out of ring right when Xavier Ray go for the big move off the top for good. Xavier have to chase him, holmes, and just when it looks like he caught Mr. Edwards, all of a sudden, this white powder appear in his face holmes! I think Xavier Rays should get off of the drugs, holmes. Nobody else seem to realise is from Xavier Rays, they think is from Mr. Edwards trunks! But I know Mr. Edwards not do something like that. He throw him back into the ring, and hit big leg drop from the second rope, and then lock in a move I think he should call the Triple Leg Hold Doom Device. Because that is reals convincing, holmes. But they is says it is called the Practicing what is he is Preaching. And after a few seconds, Rays taps out!
J.T. Edwards def. Xavier Ray by submission in (9:23)
Trent James v Spaz
After is the big match with Rays and Edwards - I mean, Mr. Edwards, we go straight into next match! I was is really excited, because is misprint on card, think it is John Cena anyways. But the crowd was all boos when this guy calls Spaz comes out. Spaz! Is like his name is exactly like he is. He is real rude, holmes. Little Timmy go down to front row ask for hand clap, and he come back crying! He flip Timmy the bird, esse! But is okays, because I hug Timmy, and then big guy with all good muscles comes out. And we know he is going to hurts the big white man. But he is also big white man, so Jorge not care too much, and is try to look for John Cena again. I tell him is important to care about what is happens to his brothers, holmes. So that keep him in his chair, and we all cheer as the Spazzy guy get beat up. And aye carumba, did he! I is almost put exclamation before first word, is that bad beated up! He just is not really seem to get started the whole match, and the other guys, I told his name is Trent James, he use all of the bigs moves, and then I find out is his first time out. Is probably why he look so good, because he just not stop, holmes, and even when he turns his back and tries to climb rope, and the Spaz run up and try stop him, he throw him back in a traditional Mexican reverse hurricanrana! I is feel the spirit of the true Lucha in this ones, but he gone too fast, because he hit the bigtime kicks to the back of the head, which he call Shockwave, very traditional Lucha Libre style move from Japan, and then he is hit the big DDT! I thinks he call Sensations from Below, but maybe they be talking about the under little girlies pants. But I not want to know about that, because I am faithful man who never even thinks about cheating on my lovely Sylvia. I loves you Sylvia.
Trent James def. Spaz via pinfall in (7:22).
Ryuu v Chidori
This is match from across globe. I see is big Japanese man comes out, and I know is going to be very strange match, with lots of things that poor Timmy and Jorge not understand. So I quickly hail down concession stands man, and he gives me Mexican to Japanese dictionary. I like it, but then I ask for other way around. He give it to me at discount for making that mistake though, holmes. The next guys who comes out comes to big heavy guitars, and we thinks is good kind of guys. He is names Ryuu, just like is means DRAGONS in Japanese. Or is says that in dictionary. But he is also comes out against guy with Japanese names, calls Chidori! But is not Japanese at all! He is from Puerto Rico, esse! I know his second cousin's best friend. On the mother's side. I like this guy a lots, but maybe is just because I know him too well holmes. Because other guys in the crowd not seem to likes him so much. So when I cheer, all of the other peoples in crowd looks at me funny. So I stay quiet when he get into ring. But he bear his people proud, holmes! Is Japanese guy throwings the big kicks, with all of the karate and judo and is things like that, and Chidori keep up with him, and I see why he choose the Japanese name! Because he wrestle just like one of those Japanese guys holmes! I real impressed by how good he match up, because Ryuu just is can't quite get on top of him, though is clearly better at that! But when he get behind and go for the suplex from Germany, I is surprised, because Chidori confuses, and then turn it around, and hit one of his own! And he holds on, and twists it up to a suplex from Ryuu! I mean, Dragons suplexes! And then, one I knows good, in the Aztec suplex. I is see why you calls that a Tijuana hangover, though I prefer one with tequila, holmes. Anyway, he holds on! But Ryuu is kicks out, but only just! And then he is screams out, Azucar! And dances! I likes Chidori guy. But is just waiting for him to get up, before he lifts up, and holds him up really tight in a ball and drop him right on his head, holmes! I likes his 'GFY', until they is tell me what the move mean. Boy, I feel really embarrassed for liking him, holmes.
Chidori def. Ryuu via pinfall in (8:52)
Mike Adams v Sky Ryder
Just is when I think lil Jorge is forget all about John Cena being at shows, some guys shows him picture, and then he is remembers, holmes. So I take his shirt, and tells him to wait and take care of his little brother, whiles is I goes and tries to find him. I is gets lucky, because is turns out neither guys come to this match, so they just have intermission. And I is finds some guys who is selling the t-shirts with the fake signature, esse. So I switch over. I hope that little Jorge doesn't learn how to use the Internets before he is too old to care, holmes. So I come back and give him his new John Cenas shirt, and he is happy, and I explain that Cenas needed to go home to take care of his mami. He is understands. I love my little Jorge.
John Cena Wins in (15:00) of intermission
Blade LaVigne and Beno v Gunnar Brian
Two big guys comes into the ring and start calling out saying is the main events for now. And is big match, because they is have unfair odds. I is hear is a handicap match, senor. But I not understand why they is calls it handicap match. Because when this nasty man call Gunnar Brian comes out, he really strong and scary. Or at least, is scary. He keep yelling nasty words to the chicas, and he not realise we have tomatoes, senor. But Jorge stop me from throwing, because he think that I is might hit John Cena's mami. But I still feel bad about it. But is okay. I think we is will be just fine.. because two peoples is against him, esse. Is LaVignes. I think they must be English. But isn't English, esse. Is actually from Michigan. They is wrestling good. Or I thinks they is, before.. well, Hector says I can put in this video links..
Ethan Frost stops Blade LaVigne at the entrance ramp as he stands with Beno.
Frost: Mr. LaVigne, I've recently been informed that you're the only WPW Superstar to pass our recently introduced Wellness Program.
Blade: I don't do drugs, Mr. Frost. And I'm very proud of that fact. Now, can I go and wrestle Gunnar Bri--
Frost: Well, yes, that's very well and good, but as it so happens, everyone else on the roster does. I mean, they couldn't even find any aspirin! And I don't trust a man who doesn't use aspirin. Look. I'm sorry, Blade, but you're suspended indefinitely. Starting.. right now.
Is Mr. LaVigne was very upset by this, but they is have lots of fat security guards push him back through the ramp. And all that is was left was Mr. Beno. He was good, but.. not very good, and Gunnar Brian took a couple of punches before he is snapped, and suddenly, is Beno's face is covered in blood, holmes. He is hit the turnbuckle post bad way. But Gunnar Brian is not pins, because he gets told that Beno's mami is in the front row, watching. So he is really bleeding whens he is put into the Ravens Colored Streak, but then he just gets hit with another one, and then he gets thrown out the ring. He starting to crawl back when it come to 9, esse, so Gunnar hit a big baseball slide, then slip outside, and hit it again on the concrete floor, holmes. I is feels sorry for that Benos guy. I can give Blade some drugs, any times he wants. But is too late for that. Timmy and Jorge start fighting over the John Cena shirt, so before they gets to see too much they shouldn't with the bad man in the rings, I tell them to get their things. The car ride home was good and peaceful esse.
Gunnar Brian def. Blade LaVigne and Beno via countout in (16:22)
I likes the show muchos goods, Mr. Carlos. Can I is gets my moneys now?
Jose.