Tuesday Night Turmoil - November 4th, 2008

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WPW Tuesday Night
Turmoil!
November 4th, 2008
Edwards Hall
Miami, FL

Daniel: Good evening and welcome to a special Election day Tuesday Night Turmoil! Tonight we have a huge show for you including both Presidential candidates, Barrack Obama and John McCain. Not only that but Mike Adams will face off against Jeremiah Ranks for one half of the tag team championships!

Max: But the more pressing issue Daniel.

Daniel: The more pressing issue is that our owner Carlos Gonzalez is sitting in a chair in the middle of our WPW ring.

Max: And you have to believe he is out here to address Gunnar Brian.

Daniel: Well lets find out now.

The camera pans over to the ring where in fact it is the WPW owner sitting in a chair, the stage light focuses on him as he looks somber inside the ring. He slowly raises his hand to reveal a microphone, where he begins to speak into it. The fans boo him… while some cheer.

Carlos: If anything When World Collide is about survival. The last time we fought upon that banner it was about doing what is right for this company, so WPW would strive. This year is no different, it’s about doing what is right for WPW. It’s about putting a end to the things that tarnish it’s success.

Carlos get’s a mixed reaction.

Carlos: At WWC Killing Joke will take on Dan Murph to finally crown a unanimous Champion. With that any question will be answered about who is MY companies Champion. However, there has been one man running around this company claiming to be a true champion, claiming to be the savior of this company, there has been a man who has been beating on women, and trying to hurt this company from within it’s ranks….

Carlos stands up and throws his chair to the ground in anger.

AND I WILL NO LONGER ALLOW IT!

For too long have I accepted you Gunnar Brian! For too long have I allowed you to drive me mad with your antics, for too long have hurt the wrong people. So, I have done something I thought I would never do. In choosing your opponent for When Worlds Collide I have picked someone who ironically I had to count on once before to help my company when it needs it most, when our fans needed it most.

I’ve had many enemies in my life, some over money and some over power. But you Gunnar are none of them, you are not my enemy, you are not my opponent. You Gunnar are horrible, just like ME. You are cold, manipulative, and lack any compassion for anyone except yourself, you are not my enemy Gunnar, but merely my mirror.

The fans give another mixed reactions.

Daniel: What is he saying?

Max: I have no idea.

Carlos: What I am saying is to beat Gunnar, to find his weakness… I must use my own. To beat you Gunnar, I must know how to beat myself. To end your reign of terror I must find you an enemy, and with that, I give you my nemesis. Gunnar Brian may I introduce you to your opponent at When Worlds Collide…

The lights go out and camera pans towards the entrance way as we wait to hear anything.

Max: But who is Carlos’s nemesis? Everyone loves the boss…

Daniel: Not quite Max, but I think I have a idea of who it could be, but I just don’t know how…

The lights come back on but nothing. The fans start to boo for a moment, but then all the lights start to flicker and the screen begins to go crazy with images of war and destruction, and then a baby crying. The screen shows a cross, then a cross falling down. Then finally the lights go out once again.

Daniel: What's going on here...

Then two sentences are uttered in complete silence.

Just How Deep Do You Believe?

Would You Bite The Hand That Feeds?

The lights come on and the fan hop in to a frenzy. The song “The Hand That Feeds” by Nine Inch Nails begins to play and out walks The God Like Superstar.

Carlos: On December 2nd, at When World Collide the Florida State Champion Gunnar Brian will take on the man who at the last WWC helped me kill PCW, and this time will help me KILL YOU! Gunnar your opponent is my nemisis, and their savior…. THE ONE!

Daniel: No way!

Max: How?

The camera slowly fades out as a grin comes across the face of Carlos, and we see The One walk slowly back in to the locker room.

Daniel: And we’ll be back after this short commercial break.




Sky Ryder Vs. Logan Wentworth Vs. J.T Edwards

“Medal” hits the speakers, as JT Edwards come to the center of the ring. He is dressed in a sharp suit, without a trace of wrestling gear. He holds a microphone in one hand, a copy of his book in the other

Daniel: Well this is odd. JT Edwards coming out to the ring, but he doesn’t look ready to compete

Max: Are we sure this match is next?

Daniel: I believe so

Max: Well then, maybe we get to hear a few words first. This should be exciting. He’s a bestselling author, you know

Daniel: Yes, just ask him, he’ll tell you

JT Edwards: Hello there, good people of Miami Florida!

The crowd boos JT, who simply shrugs it off

JT Edwards: Trust me, I know the feeling. You sit there, clenched up in your seats, full of rage, and you think to yourself “I’m just so angry with the world today”. And I ask you, good people of Florida, how has this benefitted your lives?

I was once like you. I sat by with an angry look, hoping to see something great happen. But the truth is, greatness does not come to the lazy. I myself am my greatest success story, as I rose from nothing, and created the very man you see before you today. All with a Positive Mental Attitude.

I can do that with anyone here, right here right now. Free of charge, I’ll change someone’s life today!

Max: ME! ME ME ME ME ME!

Daniel: Max, will you sit down

Max: If he’s handing out free lessons, I’m buying

JT is about to exit the ring, when Logan Wentworth starts walking down the ramp. He has a fire in his eyes, and he is ready to compete. JT steps back a bit

Daniel: Well here we go, Logan Wentworth is on his way to the ring for this triple threat match, putting an end to the self-promotion of JT Edwards

Max: How dare he interrupt in the middle of a free lesson. I don’t know much about this Wentworth guy, but I don’t like him

Daniel: JT Edwards is dressed in a suit out there. What condition is he going to be in to compete?

Logan Wentworth enters the ring, shaking his arms to get the blood flowing. JT Edwards hangs onto the microphone, his hand up in an effort to calm him down

JT Edwards: Now listen buddy, I know what you’re out here to do. The thing is, I’m not quite ready. I came out a little early, because I wanted to help the people here tonight

JT Edwards slowly starts to back out of the ring, by Wentworth grabs him by the arm, yanking him back into the ring. JT comes face to face with Wentworth. Suddenly, smile comes across the face of Edwards

JT Edwards: Listen buddy, I know we’re here to wrestle tonight, but the fact you seem so ready to go out and jump the gun, that’s definitely not a good sign

Wentworth releases Edwards

JT Edwards: Have you ever thought that you may have an anger problem? Before you answer that, think about this, you too Miami, Florida: The mind and body accomplishes nothing when it is full of anger. That anger consumes us whole, and destroys our very existence

Am I saying anger is bad? No, of course not. But if it dominates us, it controls us. And you, my good friend Logan Wentworth, seem to be controlled by your anger

Logan Wentworth looks confused. JT Edwards holds up his bestselling book

JT Edwards: It’s all right here my friend. It is all about three little letters: P.M.A. Having a Positive Mental Attitude is the only way to go about your life. I cover it extensively throughout this book, and I highly recommend that you read it.

Now, I promised the good people of Miami, Florida a free lesson, and I think that lesson is going to go to Mr. Logan Wentworth. If, and only if, he feels like he needs some P.M.A in his life. Do you, Logan?

Before Wentworth can answer, JT Edwards slams the book across the head of Logan Wentworth. Wentworth hits the ground hard. JT yells at the back for a referee to come down. As a referee slides into the ring, JT Edwards makes the cover

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Daniel: What just happened?

Max: I think we saw JT Edwards beat Logan Wentworth

JT Edwards hand is raised in victory, as he picks his book of the ground. He takes a pen out of his pocket, and signs the inside cover. JT tosses the book on top of Logan Wentworth, then exits the ring

Max: Looks like he got a little keepsake

We enter the backstage with John McCain and Barrack Obama go over strategy.

McCain: My fellow Americans…

Obama: John, John it’s just me. Now… You have to realize… I, Barrack Obama will soon be the President of the United States America.

McCain: No Osama, the maverick will not allow that. But that’s besides the point. Tonight we take down The Killing Joke who I believe could be a terrorist.

Obama: What are you stats on that John?

McCain: Facts?

Obama: Yes, Facts.

McCain. I love America, that’s a fact.

Obama looks confused while the older people in the audience cheer.

McCain: Now Saddam, I want to tell you a little story. There was this man I talked to one the phone recently, let’s just call him Martin the Wrestler. Now, with your wrestling plan, Martin would be stuck playing with puppets and having a weird fixation with the guy from Baywatch. But under my plan, Martin the Wrestler would be only somewhat beaten up every week.

Obama: John… that’s just not true. You and I both know, and I think we can be bi-partisan about this, in say that no matter what plan, Martin the Wrestler would lose under any circumstances.

McCain: I’ll give you that Arab.

In walk Palin, looking damn good!

Palin: Soccer moms love Martin the wrestler…

We come back to ringside, where Mina is standing in the ring with a microphone in her hand.


WPW Canadian Championship
Jason Silver Vs. Brock Goodman

Mina: The following contest is scheduled for one-fall, and it is for the WPW Canadian Championship!

Slowly the lights fade out, the only thing left visible are a few strobe lights and cameras from the fans flickering in the darkness. "Palm Trees" by Kill The Complex hits and after a long powercord, there is an explosion from the stage. Silver and blood red spotlights in the shape of heartagrams shine down on the stage and begin to circle the arena. After a couple of seconds, the cameras zoom in on a figure standing right infront of the entrance curtains. Jason Silver, Canadian Title draped over his left shoulder, has already started to make his way to the ring, oblivious to the boos of the fans. As he reaches the lafway point on the ramp, Silver bursts into a full on dash to the ring and slides in underneath the bottom rope, using his momentum to turn his body and slide up into a kneeling position. As the cameras refocus, a grin can be seen on Silvers painted face as he slowly stands up and begins to pace the ring.

Mina: Introducing first, from The Dallas, Texas Asylum, weighing in at 210 lbs., he is the current reigning and defending Canadian Champion, JASOOOOOON SILLLLLVER!!!

Daniel: Looks like Silver won't be able to cheat in this match.

Max: Cheat? Name one time that Jason Silver has cheated in a match.

Daniel: Two weeks ago he viciously attacked Psymon Starks before the matche evn took place!!

Max: Did the ref disqualify him for that?

Daniel: Well... no, but-

Max: Then he didn't cheat!!

"Palm The Trees" fades out as "Sweet Dreams" begisn to play over the PA System. The fans begins to cheer for WPW Original Brock Goodman as he steps through the curtain, jacket still trailing on the floor. As Gooodman walks down the ramp, a ball of fire shoots up after he passes each area on the ramp. Goodman steps into the ring, removing his hood quickly as fire erupts from the turnbuckle posts.

Mina: And his opponent, from Sin City, weighing in at 295 lbs., BROCK GOODMAN!!

Daniel: Brock Goodman making his return to WPW against the Canadian Champion, Jason Silver.

Max: Bah, Silver's got this one in the bag.

Daniel: Goodman outweighs him by almost 100 lbs.

Max: .... Oh.

Goodman tries to burn a hole through both Silver and Mina before loosening up and walking slowly around the ring. Silver does the same, as each man looks for weaknesses in the other. Suddenly, Goodman moves forward, looking for a takedown, but Silver manages to avoid him. They lock up and Goodman catches Silver with a headlock. Silver pushes him off into the ropes, but Goodman hits back with a shoulder block that takes Silver down. Goodman attempts an elbow drop, but Silver moves out of the way, and as each man gets to his feet Silver slaps Goodman across the face.

Daniel: What an insult!

Max: Hey, better the insult than the injury, right?

Goodman responds with a smile and answers back with a hard chop to the chest. Silver responds with a chop of his own, and soon both men are trading blows in the center of the ring. Silver gets the upper hand with a kick to the stomach and an Irish whip into the corner, quickly followed by a running spear into the turnbuckles. Silver, doubled over in pain, steps out into a sanp DDT, and Silver floats over for a cover.

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Goodman kicks out. Silver stands up and accuses referee Chris Kay of a slow count, telling him to count faster. Kay tells him where to go before ordering him to get back to the match. Silver picks Goodman up and whips him into the ropes, but Goodman comes back, suprising Silver with a Shining Wizard that takes Silver right off his feet! Silver gets back up, only to take a scoop slam from his opponent. Goodman bounces off the ropes and comes back with a running leg drop, but Silver moves. Goodman hits nothing but canvas before Silver nails him in the face with a stiff knee.

Max: And there's Goodman getting payback for what he did to Silver.

Daniel: The thing with Goodman, though, is that you never know when he’ll hit you with one of those big moves and change the momentum of the match completely.

Silver lays into Goodman with a series of mounted punches to the face before Chris Kay steps in, telling Silver to keep the fist open. Silver picks Stray up and manages to lift him up onto one shoulder.

Max: Amazing show of strength from Silver!

Daniel: That's 295 lbs. he has on his shoulder Max!

Silver walks to the ring ropes and throws Goodman off, allowing his challenger to fall throat first on the top rope! The crowd boo as Silver holds his arms up in victory, while Goodman lays on the ground, clutching his neck. Silver stomps the chest and head of Goodman before landing a leg drop right on the throat.

Daniel: Silver seems to be focusing on that throat, trying to seriously injure Goodman!

Max: This is an old-school strategy - focus on a single body part and hurt it until your opponent can’t take the pain anymore.

Silver picks up Goodman and drags him to the center of the ring before dropping him with a swinging neckbreaker. He makes a cover.

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Goodman gets a shoulder up. Silver looks up, arguing with Chris Kay about the count, all the while with his knee in Goodman's throat! Goodman kicks and scrambles to get out until Chris Kay finally notices what Silver is doing and pulls him off. He berates Silver, who looks as if he doesn’t have a care in the world.

Daniel: The Rev is willing to do whatever it takes to put Stray out and take that title! There aren’t many men more despicable than he is.

Max: Well, to be fair, Daniel, he doesn’t hide the fact that he could give a damn. He just wants to win.

Goodman gets to his knees, only for Silver to rush past Chris Kay and punt his opponent in the side of the head! Silver grabs Goodman by the hair and drags him to the side of the ring, resting him face up on the bottom rope. Using his knees as a fulcrum, he slingshots Goodman into the middle rope! Goodman rolls away, holding his throat, while Silver takes another verbal pasting from Chris Kay, who threatens to disqualify him.

Daniel: Silver is pushing his luck here! I’m surprised he hasn’t been disqualified yet.

Max: I would love to see the man that would dare to disqualify Jason Silver!

Goodman pulls himself up with the help of the ring ropes, only for Silver to attack him from behind with hard forearm shots to the back. Silver whips him across the ring and goes for a flapjack into the ropes when Goodman comes back. But Goodman manages to grab the top rope and protect himself, and when Silver turns around, Goodman hits back with a series of hard chops followed quickly by a spinning elbow that sends Silver out of the ring! Silver clambers back to his feet, but Goodman is waiting. Goodman charges across the ring and dives through the ropes, nailing Silver with a suicide forearm smash! But as they both hit the ground, Goodman grabs his neck, clearly in pain.

Daniel: A big dive through the ropes from Goodman takes Silver down, but at what cost?

Max: Whatever it was, it was too high! Goodman doesn’t look like he’s in any position to take advantage.

Silver gets to his feet and shakes out the cobwebs while Goodman does the same. Silver grabs Goodman but takes an elbow to the gut for his trouble, before Goodman rams him back first into the crowd barrier. Silver picks Silver up and slams him down onto the thin protective mats before Chris Kay jumps out of the ring and orders him back inside. Goodman rolls Silver back into the ring before following close behind. When Silver stands up, Goodman catches him with a waistlock before throwing him back with a German suplex, but the impact hurts Goodman just as much as it hurts Silver, leaving Goodman can’t capitalize.

Daniel: Goodman has gained the upper hand but the damage may already have been done.

Max: An injured neck will take away so much of a wrestler’s mobility and strength, and that’s a big handicap when you’re fighting a guy like Jason Silver.

Goodman fights through the pain, staggering to his feet and pulling Silver up with him. Silver surprises him with a rake of the eyes before bouncing off the ropes and nailing Goodman with a reverse bulldog. Before Goodman can react, Silver slips his arm around his neck and locks on a Dragon sleeper!

Daniel: Dragon sleeper!

Max: Silver has the body scissors locked in - there’s no escape for Goodman!

Goodman screams out in pain as Silver pulls back on the hold as far as he can. Chris Kay asks him if he wants to give up, but Goodman is defiant and refuses to tap. He starts driving his elbows into the ribs and hips of Silver, attacking with everything he’s got. Silver holds on, but eventually his legs start to loosen up and he loses the body scissors. With strength and perfect poise, Goodman manages to flip back over his head and land on his stomach. He grabs Silver by the head and reverses the Dragon sleeper!

Daniel: Stray reverses the hold!

Max: Come on Silver! Escape! ESCAPE!!

Silver struggles and trashes against Goodman, but the hold is firm. However, Goodman doesn’t have the body scissors, and Silver is able to move himself closer to the ropes, finally able to get a foot on the bottom rope to break up the submission. Goodman releases the hold and rolls onto his back, breathing deeply and trying to regain his strength. Silver rolls out of the ring, rubbing his neck, and starts to argue with the fans at ringside. He shakes his head before marching around the ring to the timekeeper’s area, where Mina is sitting with the belt.

Silver: I don’t have to do this! That belt belongs to me!

Silver snatches the title from Mina and starts to walk back around the ring towards the entrance ramp. Ethan Frost steps out, demanding the title be returned, while Chris Kay stands in the ring screaming at him to return, but Silver pays no attention. As he walks up the entrance ramp, Ethan stands right in front of him, blocking his path. The two men argue loudly, with Silver become increasingly angry. So he doesn’t notice when Goodman sneaks up from behind and hits him with a Russian leg sweep on the ramp! Goodman grabs his damaged neck, but punches the ramp in fury and jumps back to his feet, roaring at the fans!

Daniel: The adrenaline is pumping, Goodman has the upper hand, and he can feel the electricity in the air!

Max: But if he wants to win this thing, he’s got to get back into the ring!

Goodman drags Silver back to ringside, battering him with punches and chops, before throwing him into the ring. Silver tries to escape out the other side, but Goodman catches him with a running elbow strike to the back of the head. He picks Silver up and nails him with a vicious backbreaker. A cover by Goodman!

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Silver kicks out. Goodman roughly grabs Silver and whips him into the far corner. He charges in for a splash, but Silver gets his foot up, and Goodman tastes a boot. As Goodman staggers back, Silver jumps up to the second turnbuckle and leaps off with a big springboard clothesline! He covers!

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Goodman kicks out!

Daniel: Silver almost took his head off with that clothesline, but Goodman gets the shoulder up!

Max: He’s showing a lot of guts, but it’s gonna take more than that to win the title.

Silver lands a few more stomps on Goodman’s head before heading towards the nearest turnbuckles.

Max: Silver's looking for the end here with the Best Corkscrew Moonsault Ever!

Silver leaps into the air and scores plenty of hang time before falling towards Goodman - who gets his knees up, driving them into the ribs of his opponent! Silver slowly makes it to his feet, only to turn around into a spear! Goodman covers and hooks the leg!

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Kick out by Silver! Goodman grabs Silver by his hair, but Silver strikes back with a low blow undetected by the ref! With Goodman hunched over in pain, Silver gets to his feet and drives Goodman to the mat with a DDT! With Goodman down and hurt, Silver climbs back up onto the second turnbuckle before jumping with a falling elbow drop, his forearm landing right across the throat of his opponent! Silver makes a cover!

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Goodman gets a shoulder up! Silver pounds the canvas in frustration and immediately gets in Chris Kay’s face about the count, which he says was too slow. Chris Kay refuses to be intimidated, shouting back at Silver and threatening him again with disqualification for poor conduct. Silver turns back to Goodman, who is climbing back to his feet. He throws Goodman into the corner and hits him hard rights and lefts, before Goodman manages to hit back with a kick to the stomach. Goodman smashes Silver’s head against the turnbuckle before picking him up and hanging him in the Tree of Woe! Silver struggles, but there’s no escape as Goodman attacks with a running hesitation dropkick to those hurt ribs! Silver falls to the ground as Goodman catches his breath.

Max: Both men in a world of pain right now!

Daniel: And whoever can fight through it will be our new Canadian Champion!

Silver manages to raise his head and look towards the top of the entrance ramp. The crowd cheers as Sky Ryder appears and begin running down to the ring.

Max: You’ve got to be kidding me!

Daniel: I thought he was banned from this match!

Max: He is Danny! Now he's going to attack Silver and allow Goodman to walk away with a hollow victory! And to think this man considers himself championship material!

Sky Ryder sildes into the ring as Silver bails, wanting no part of what Sky Ryder has in store for him. Sky looks to follow Silver out, but Chirs Kay stops him and orders him to go to the back. Goodman has gotten up at this time and shoots daggers at Sky Ryder, warning him about the danger of interfering. Security shows up and escorts Sky Ryder out of the ring as Goodman still stares a hole into Ryder. Silver sneaks up from behind and rolls him up with a school boy, grabbing a handful of Goodman’s tights! Chris Kay counts the pin!

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Max: He’s got the tights!


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Daniel: Not this way!

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Chris Kay stops counting when he spots Silver holding the tights! He calls for Silver to break the cover, and the two men are once again face to face, yelling at each other. Silver shoves Chris Kay, who doesn’t think twice about shoving back. Silver is pushed back towards Goodman who immediantly locks in the Cobra Clutch. Silver struggles for a bit before Goodman lifts him into the air and drives him over his outstretched knee!

Daniel: REPENTANCE!!

Goodman immediantly goes for the cover!

Max: Come on Silver! Kick out!

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Silver gets a foot on the ropes! Goodman pushes himself up onto his feet before grabbing Silver by his hair and pulling him up. He throws Silver into the corner and knees him repeatedly in the stomach. Silver answers with a thumb to the eye before lifting Goodman up onto the top turnbuckle. Holding his back in pain, Silver slowly makes his way up.

Daniel: Both men on the top turnbuckle, and the only way is down!

Max: One of these men is in for a bumpy ride Danny!

Silver tries to put Goodman in a front face lock, but Goodman fights back, nailing Silver with hard shots to the ribs. Silver is in trouble as he starts to wobble on the ropes. Goodman grabs Silver once more in the Cobra Clutch!

Daniel: Goodman going for the Repentance once more!

Max: Come on Silver! Reverse! Escape! DO SOMETHING DAMMIT!!

Silver uses his free arm to elbow Goodman in the ribs, forcing him to let go of the Cobra Clutch. With Goodman doubled over in pain, Silver attacks him with a forearm to the back before hooking the arms and leaping off!

Max: Top rope Psychotic Episode!! That's all she wrote Danny!

Silver makes the cover!

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3!! Chris Kay calls for the bell!

Mina: The winner of the match, and STILL Canadian Champion, JASON SILLLVER!

Silver staggers to his feet, dazed after pulling off such an ending. Chris Kay hands him the title belt, which he snatches away and holds high above his head. Silver rolls out of the ring and heads up the ramp while Chris Kay checks on the condition of Brock Goodman.

Daniel: It wasn’t as easy as he’d hoped it would be, but Jason Silver is leaving Tuesday Night Turmoil once again with the Canadian Championship!

Max: We saw one hell of a match Daniel, but Jason Silver had just that little bit more!

[DjM]

Tag Team Match
Xavier Ray & Mike Corral Vs. The LaVigne Dynasty

Max: Okay here we go folks it's sort of a rematch from last week but with those two wastes of space removed from the match.

Daniel: I thought Beno and Blade were in this match?

Max: Oh shut up. You know very well they are and who I was talking about.

Daniel: I know but we have a Beno joke quota to fill each week and if we don't get to the right number, the third world child WPW sponsors only gets one sock this week.

Max: As opposed to what?

Daniel: One sock and a copy of the best of Braden Walker on DVD, those things pass for currency in the third world.

Max: Wow, they really are struggling.

Daniel: anyway let's get to the ring...wow how the hell did both teams get in there already?

Max: Did we talk right through the announcements?

Daniel: Guess so, oh well these fans know it's a one fall match.

Max: And we've got the number one contender's for the tag team titles, Mike Corral and X-Ray going up against one of the team they beat last week the LaVigne Dynasty.

Daniel: Obviously, that was in the graphic right above our speaking.

Max: What?

Daniel: Oh look at that! Blade is going wild after Corral!

Sure enough Blade has charged at Corral spearing him through the ropes outside the ring leaving Beno and X-Ray in the ring alone. X-Ray shrugs and starts wailing away on Beno as they are the assumed legal competitors in the ring. Beno and X-Ray are trading punches but on the outside Blade is going to town on Corral.

Max: Wow, Blade is sure fired up isn't he?

Daniel: Well I mean how would you like it if someone kept calling you all the names that Corral was?

Max: Sticks and stones Daniel, sticks and stones.

Blade grabs the head of "The Saint" and starts ramming it repeatedly into the ring steps. The fans are counting along with Blade but then Blade loses count and stops at 12 instead of the standard 10. As Corral lifts his head up, he is already a crimson mask. The ref is trying to tell Blade and Corral to get back their corners as X-Ray is working over the arm of Beno in the corner. X-Ray i stretching the shoulder of Beno over the top and rope and is taking advantage of the ref not watching him. Blade is ignoring the ref and whips Corral into the steel barricade.

Daniel: I don't think Corral expecting such an onslaught from Blade this early on.

Max: I'd say that's an understatement. I mean the man is split wide open and bleeding all over the mats.

Blade grabs the head of Corral and forces him to look in the stands. Blade is pointing out several signs in the stands cheering for the LaVigne Dynasty, and ironically no signs for Corral.

Daniel: People actually wasted posterboard for Blade?

Blade then knees Corral in the gut and Irish whips him into the annoucners table. X-Ray is now working over the knee of Beno as the ref is still focused on trying to break up the fight on the outside. X-Ray even pulls some brass knucks from his trunks, wraps Beno's leg around the middle rope and starts punching away at the knee of Beno.

Max: Oh my! That's going to make it much harder for Beno to try and get a Benobo---hey! what are you doing?!

Blade grabs the hat of Max off his head and smiles and holds it up to the crowd. Blade then hits Corral in the head with it a few times and crams it into his mouth. Blade then kicks Corral a few times in the gut as X-Ray delivers a big dragon whip to Beno sending him crashing to the mat. X-Ray gets back to his feet and lifts the leg of Beno then DDTs it to the mat, hyperextending the already injured knee.

Daniel: Blade better get back on the apron instead of telling you what he thinks in your choice in headgear.

Max: Are you laughing at my headgear?

Daniel: No, of course not. Everyone rocks the high School Musical tour hat well into their 30s.

Blade then goes to grab a steel chair to try and take down Corral even further. The ref is still screaming for Blade to stop as X-Ray is now pulling a limping Beno to his feet. Beno is trying to swing away at X-Ray but Ray is easily dodging the shots. Ray then kicks Beno in the knee and lands a big time belly to belly suplex.

Daniel: Blade put down that chair! Do you want to get disqualified?

Blade screams that he wants to end Corral's career, but as he raises the chair, the ref grabs it from him. The ref tosses the chair to the other side and as Blad turns back around Corral headbutts Blade right in the testicles. The corwd collectively groans as even Max and Daniel look like they are hurting. Ray is in the mean time holding Beno up in a very long vertical suplex, before coming down in a powerbomb type maneuver.

Max: What a move there from X-Ray, with all the commotion out here, I'm surprised he was able to stay focused.

Daniel: You don't headbutt a man in the pills...even if it is Blade.

Corral is slowly getting back onto the apron as X-Ray Irish whips Beno into the ropes and nails a running Side effect. Corral finally gets back onto the apron, his head still dripping blood as Ray is now running towards his corner. As Ray leaps up for the Air X-Ray Corral blind tags himself in as Ray flies off the top in the corkscrew flipping legdrop right onto the throat of Beno.

Max: God that move is still so amazing every time I see it.

Daniel: But I don't think Ray knows Corral tagged himself in.

The ref is telling Ray to get out of the ring symbolizing a tag. Ray is screaming at the ref to count Beno down but then all of a sudden corral comes flying in with a 630 corkscrew plancha, right onto the chest of Beno.

Daniel: What an Angel's Halo by "The Saint"!

Max: These guys really know how to take to the air.

Corral is exhausted but laying on top of Beno as the ref sldies over and makes the count. Blade is just now recovering from the vicious gential shot but can't break up the pin in time as the number one contender's win the match. Ray is standing there dumbstruck looking at his bleeding partner.

Max: Boy Corral let Ray do all the work and then selfishly picked up the scraps.

Daniel: If it wasn't for Xavier Ray being down here I highly doubt Corral would have anything to celebrate right about now.

Blade is now just staring into the ring from the apron still holding his balls from the shot. Corral and Ray get their hands raised as corral runs around the ring celebrating like he just won the world championship while Ray just exits the ring.



I can hear your heartbeats in the silence. As you all breathe together like sheep. The beat draws me closer. Each silent step I take from behind.

I must take my time. It will be later rather then sooner before you see my face.

I assure you that your time is limited.

Who will I be this time?


I am a mystery.

Handicap Match
The Killing Joke Vs. Barrack Obama & John McCain

Daniel: Well, I really don’t know how Carlos has pulled this one off but, on a night when they really should have better things to do, Presidential candidates Barack Obama and John McCain tonight face WPW Champion The Killing Joke in a handicap match. What these two men will do for votes is truly astounding.

Max: What Killing Joke will do for a laugh is even more astounding, Daniel. But let’s applaud him for agreeing to a handicap match where he falls short of the combined weight of the two men against him by a full 100lbs.

Daniel: And therefore he’s not the favorite?

Max: No, Daniel. He lost the political contest for the nomination earlier this year when Clinton and Obama teamed up against him, and he’ll lose this match tonight.

Daniel: Time will tell, Max. Time will tell. Let’s get this contest on the road but first, here’s Mina to make an announcement.

Mina: Tonight, to mark the election of the 44th President of the United States of America, we have a special handicap match. And………to make this an extra special handicap match, it’s a lumberjack match! Each of our lumberjacks is a former presidential or vice presidential candidate!
Introducing first, John Kerrrrryyyyyy!!!!!!

The Who’s ‘Who Are You?’ comes across the PA and Kerry emerges from behind the curtain in suit and tie. The crowd look round at each other, not knowing who the hell the old geezer is, and there’s only a couple of claps anywhere in the arena. Kerry walks down the ramp waving both hands and grinning vacuously.

Mina: Michael Dukaaaaaaaaakis!

More bemusement follows each candidate as they are announced and make their way to the ring. Walter Mondale, George McGovern, Geraldine Ferraro, Jack Kemp, John Edwards and finally, Al Gore meet with virtual silence. Mondale tries to shake hands with some of the crowd without success and a five year old shrinks back as Ferraro tries to kiss him.
Only Gore gets a few shouts, including ‘Hey, it’s the Manbearpig guy from South Park’. Gore points out that he was made famous by his association with WPW long before his humiliation at the hands of South Park. He looks pretty serial.

Mina: And now, at a combined weight of 350lbs, the team of John McCain and Barack Obaaaaaaaamaaaaaaa!!!!!!

‘Hail to the Chief’ blares over the PA and McCain and Obama emerge. Amazingly, it’s not two impersonators – it’s the real thing. McCain is in a one piece leotard, an impressive small package bulging through the tight material. Obama is in jeans and an old PCW ‘Dream Team’ T shirt. They raise each other’s arms as they make their way to the ring, their response a mixture of boos and cheers.
The lumberjacks clap them on their backs and shake hands before they get in the ring where referee Todd Franklin pats them down.
He finds a set of brass knuckles in Obama’s pockets.

Daniel: Wha?????? Is our future president going to resort to cheating his way to victory?

Max: Same old, same old, Daniel. These are politicians we’re dealing with here. Not honest, God-fearing, by-the-book wrestlers.

Franklin admonishes Obama who throws his arms wide while protesting that he knows nothing about them. McCain shakes his head in a disapproving manner.

Mina: Their opponent, weighing in at 250lbs and hailing from Chuckletown, New Mexico, he is WPW World Champion and Hall of Famer….The Killing Joke!!!!!

Black Sabbath’s ‘Black Sabbath’ announces the champion’s arrival at the top of the ramp. He wears a Ster ’08 campaign T-shirt and carries stuffed toy elephant and donkey. He mimes some interspecies sexual intercourse then throws the toys into the crowd after ripping off the trunk and tails.
The crowd booing intensifies to his satisfaction and he makes his way to the ring. He pauses to make a pretend lunge at George McGovern then goes up the steps and gets into the ring.
Todd Franklin tries to pat him down but KJ threatens him with a black look and Franklin backs off. He calls for the bell.

Ding Ding

Daniel: And the match begins with Barack Obama, our next President or, if we’re plagued by tape delays again, our new President versus the man he has already beaten for the Democratic nomination, Killing Joke.

Max: McCain does of course have hand to hand combat experience in his previous job as a naval aviator, and Obama had a promising career as a small time hood in his Harlem elementary school cut short by his entry into the political world.

Daniel: That’s not true, Max. Obama has no links whatsoever with organized crime, black radicalism, Islamic terrorism or the ‘Mothers for a drug-free America Association’. In fact, I’m not sure whether to believe the ugly rumor going round that he’s black.

Obama does some funky dance moves in the middle of the ring while KJ stands motionless, his hands on his hips. He is not amused. Obama gets cocky and attempts The Barack Bottom, but KJ pokes his eyes on the referee’s blind side and Obama has to release before he can complete the move..
KJ then flattens Obama with a Clothesline from about two miles from the boundaries of Hell. Obama no-sells this and bounces straight back up, the smile missing from his face. He now prowls rather than dances and, when KJ comes in with a forearm smash, sways to avoid it and brings him to the mat with a drop toe-hold. He grabs an arm for an arm-lock and plants a knee in Killing Joke’s back while he looks for acclaim from the crowd.

Pitbull’s ‘Welcome to Miami’ hits the PA and the crowd attention is drawn to the top of the entrance ramp where Sarah Palin, in her moose-hide bikini, strikes a pose while wearing an AK 47 strapped across her chest. The crowd pop for both the song and the semi-naked possible VP. She runs down the ramp and, ignoring the proffered handshakes of the lumberjacks, jumps up onto the apron. Al Gore checks out her butt.
Todd Franklin comes over to insist that she gets down off the apron and misses Killing Joke’s low blow on Obama. He clutches his groin and rolls away while Killing Joke rises to his feet and baseball slides Obama to the outside.
Palin jumps down then joins in the vicious beatdown given to Obama by the other politicians.

Daniel: Wow! Look at that! Michael Dukakis just pulled an open razor, I think, though that’s been knocked out of his hand, and Geraldine Ferraro just spat in Obama’s eye.

KJ leans back against the ropes and laughs as the lumberjacks roll Obama back in the ring and he gets to his feet shakily. He comes at KJ swinging a wild right hook but KJ avoids this easily and pushes him back to his corner.
McCain tags him on the back and goes through the ropes. He runs at KJ, aiming for a Spear, but KJ sidesteps and McCain goes shoulder first to the post. McCain staggers back and walks into a Scoop Slam. Killing Joke covers and Todd Franklin counts.

1…………2…………KJ lifts McCain’s arm and shoulder up off the mat to break the count. Franklin seems a little confused but allows the match to continue. Killing Joke lifts McCain by the neck and whips him across the ring then bends for a back body flip. McCain sees it coming though so stops in time and delivers a knee to KJ’s face. KJ, in his surprise, goes flat on his back and McCain follows up with a body splash.

Daniel: The Nuclear Option! That’s what McCain calls his body splash – The Nuclear Option! – and it’s going to prove a big deterrent to any further frontal attack from Killing Joke.

McCain tries to cover, but is thrown off quickly by an enraged Killing Joke who gets straight back up and sticks two fingers up McCain’s nose then throws him over the ropes in a ‘Rejected by the Electorate’.
Walter Mondale is first to get in a couple of kicks to McCain who tries to roll in a ball to protect himself, but John Kerry lifts him and whips him into the steps before rolling him back in the ring.

Daniel: Barack Obama doesn’t seem too worried about the damage done to his team mate. Maybe this alliance isn’t as strong as it seems.

Obama applauds Kerry’s approach to interparty conflict but turns back to a head butt from Killing Joke and falls off the apron into the clutches of the ringside lumberjacks. The distraction allows McCain to floor Killing Joke with a snap mare and follow up with a Vietnamese Torture Rack submission move. Killing Joke uses his superior strength to wrench himself free.

Daniel: The World Champion is in danger of treating this match a little too lightly, I think. He sees this as a chance for some revenge for losing the political battle, but he may just have underestimated his opponents.

Max: That’s just what I said, Daniel. Joke may be the champ – a ruthless killing machine with a heart of blackest pitch – but he’s up against two grown men, for God’s sake! That’s just barbaric!

Todd Franklin leans through the ropes to entreat the lumberjacks to allow Obama back to his corner, and misses a crazed fan who jumps the railing and gets into the ring before blind-siding KJ with a length of lead piping to the back of his head. The fan escapes the way he came.

Daniel: That………..that was Joe the Plumber!! And it looks like he brought his day job with him!

Max: He’s gotta be on McCain’s payroll, don’t’cha think?

McCain follows up by banging KJ’s head on the mat a few times, then stomps him for good measure. The Joke grabs his foot however and twists McCain to the mat. He applies the ‘No Laughing Matter’ (Haas of Pain) and laughs at McCain’s screams.
McCain is close enough to the corner for Obama to reach over and tag himself in however and Todd Franklin insists on the hold being broken.
KJ holds on for a few seconds more than he should, but this gives Obama time to get into the ring and slap on his own Dragon Sleeper. KJ releases McCain and throws Obama over his shoulder, easily breaking the sleeper hold. He covers.

1………Obama kicks out quickly and gets to his feet.
Joke throws a Spinning Yakuza Kick but Obama ducks and the kick hits Franklin full in the face instead. Franklin drops and Obama looks worried when he sees this. He backs up to a neutral corner but finds himself grabbed from behind by Sarah Palin.
KJ grins and side kicks Obama in the gut. He goes for a second kick but Obama is released as Palin is grabbed by the back of the hair and pulled down ringside. It’s Michelle Obama who has run from backstage to stop her husband’s mistreatment. Killing Joke’s foot gets stuck between the ropes and a familiar chant goes up…

Square in the nuts. Square in the nuts!

Obama obliges and KJ’s face turns to shade # 326 on the color chart – that’s somewhere between magenta and puce.

Daniel: I think the momentum might have turned in this contest. That was a low blow that would normally have earned a disqualification but luckily referee Todd Franklin was too disabled to spot it.

Max: You commentate on the rest of the match yourself, Daniel. I’m enjoying this catfight too much.

Michelle Obama and Sarah Palin continue their hairpulling and roundhouse punches on the outside. Michael Dukakis tries to separate the two but ends up being punched in the mouth and he retreats to allow the conflict to continue. Eventually, Michelle gets the upper hand when she wrenches the top half of Sarah’s bikini off.

Max: The pit bull’s puppies! I can see the pit bull’s puppies!

Sarah covers her chest with her hands and escapes back up the ramp. Michelle slaps the canvas and yells to Obama to finish the match.
Obama straightens up KJ and hits him square in the forehead with a short closed fist punch. The Joke drops like a stone and Obama covers. Michelle rouses Todd Franklin and he crawls over to count.

1……………..2……………….3

Ding Ding

Mina: Your winner, and NEW President of America, Barack Obama!!!!......assisted by John McCain.

Daniel: The president takes it!....and with a short closed fist punch!

Max: Yes! The terrorist fist jab – Obama’s finisher, though I think we’ll have to find a new name for it.

Daniel: Oh, let’s not, Max. It’s too good to miss. Well, Obama has won this match…..will he win the other contest he’s got going? Time and NBC’s up-to-the-minute coverage will soon tell. NBC – home of unparalleled news coverage, lousy sit-coms and the reality shows that CBS are too proud to transmit.

Max: Was that a paid ad? It was? Praise the Lord, I’m going to be able to eat tonight

Obama calls for the mic and starts a speech thanking his wife, Michelle, his funders, the workers in the Democratic Party, his personal trainer, the 1985 Chicago Bulls team, small time porn actress Mandy Melons, the members of Grand Funk Railroad, the population of the state of Arkansas, his manicurist, his personal trainer’s manicurist…….we cut backstage as the hall clears for a toilet break/merchandise purchase opportunity.

Dan Murph has just finished enjoying the match on a monitor in the locker room. He chuckles.

Murph: Chalk up another loss for The Failing Joke. I think that keeps him about the 50/50 mark. (Sarcastically) Real world championship form.

The door opens. Sarah Palin comes in, adjusting her restored bikini top. She has a note in her mouth.

Murph: Is this for me girl? Drop it, drop it. There’s a good girl.

Palin releases the note into Murph’s hand and pants expectantly. Murph pats his pockets looking for something to give her and finds a potato chip. He grimaces at the cliché but pops it into Palin’s mouth and she smiles, but doesn’t leave. He reads aloud….

Enjoy the match, Morph? Yeah, I threw it. Obama needed the last minute boost that this’ll give him, and he’s still got the sort of money that’ll buy a 30 minute infomercial…..or a WPW World Champ and Hall of Famer. I’m well on the road to When Worlds Collide, don’t you worry. No joke. Oh……..by the way……Sarah’s got something else for ya.

Murph lowers the letter and receives a large brown pasty object straight in his kisser. Might be a dog turd, might have been a chocolate cake, but his response suggests the former. Sarah skips out of the door as Murph clears his eyes and swears.
Cut back to Daniel and Max.

Daniel: Well, Murph should always expect the unexpected when he goes up against Killing Joke, but first he’s got tonight’s match to worry about, so he better get cleaned up fast because that’s……next…..but one!

[DjM]

WPW Tag Team Championship
Jerimiah Ranks Vs. Mike Adams

Daniel: Welcome back to TNT, where coming up next we have a very interesting match.

Max: Wait a sec, my notes say that the WPW Tag Team Championship is on the line next.

Daniel: That is correct.

Max: But it also says that it's a one on one match. That has to be a fuck up?

Daniel: No, Max it isn't. Up next ladies and gents is a match between Mike Adams and one half of the WPW Tag Team Champions, and also an IOW team mate of Adams', Jerimiah Ranks.

Max: Why the hell are Ranks and Adams fighting when they're in the same group?

Daniel: Well, since Max hasn't been paying attention...

Max: Oh boy.

Daniel: At our last pay-per-view, ReActivation, the Innovators of Wrestling became the WPW Tag Team Champions at the expense of CamerOne. Since then, certain members of the IOW feel that Jerimiah Ranks has not been pulling his weight in the group, specifically his tag partner and fellow champion, Chris Cage, and Mike Adams. Cage and Ranks met up one on one a few weeks ago, with Cage winning by cheating, and after Ranks lost in the main event for his team last week on TNT, this week he will defend his half of the Tag Team Championship against Mike Adams who feels Ranks needs to prove himself.

Max: Talk about long winded. You could have just said it was Mike Adams scheming for gold.

Daniel: That isn't what I said.

Max: No, but it's what you meant.

Daniel: No it isn't.

Max: Sure it is, I mean c'mon, we're talking about Mike Adams.

Daniel: Bu...yeah, ok.

"We Made It" hits the PA
The arena goes pitch black while the Back to the Future clip plays. As the main song gets in a huge flash of white light goes off until they turn back on with a moderately blue tint. Out comes Cage wearing a matching sleveless IOW t-shirt to his attire. He stands at the top of the ramp looking at the fans, in disgust. As he makes his way down the ramp, he goes to the side and would get into a fan's face. He starts jawing with the fan until faking hitting them. As the fan flinches, Chris smirks and continues walking down the ramp. Chris once in the ring stands on the turnbuckles, soaking in the fans hatred. He then springboards off the top tope and lands on his feet, he takes his tag title from around his waist and raises it in the air, the crowd boo as Cage continues to smirk. He gets out of the ring, and stands in front of the commentary booth and looks towards the entrance ramp.

Mina: Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome one half of the WPW Tag Team Champions..."The Future" CHRISSSSSSS CAAAAAAGGGEEEE!!!

Max: I thought he was supposed to be joining us?

Daniel: Well, nice to see you stay awake long enough to notice something.

Max: Hey, I notice things!

Daniel: Such as?

Max: Like the fact Blade LaVigne is a raving homosexual!

Daniel: You can't say that on the air?

Max: Why the hell not? It's not like he's going to watch this match anyway.

Daniel: Yeah, I guess.

The lights dim then begin to flashes blue and yellow over and over again. We Made It continues to play over the speakers and the crowd goes wild as The Shocka walks out to the top of the stage with his hoody on and his head bowed down. He lifts his head suddenly then makes his way down to the ring feading of the crowd and giving fives. Ranks walks up the steps, and climbs into the ring. He walks up to the corner and gets up on the turnbuckle, looking down at Cage, who continues to smirk. Ranks holds up the tag team championship in the air, before stepping back down off the turnbuckle.

Max: Ranks is getting cheered?

Daniel: It would seem so.

Max: I thought he was one of the bad guys.

Daniel: Ha, I guess thats one way of putting it.

Max: So then why the hell are these idiots cheering for him?

Daniel: I have no idea, why don't you go out into the crowd, and ask each of them, one by one, the exact way you just phrased it?

Max: Ahhh....no?

Daniel: That's what I thought. Maybe, Max, they just don't agree with the way Ranks is being treated by his Innovators of Wrestling team-mates.

Mina: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for one half of the WPW Tag Team Championship!!!! First, in the ring, from New York City, New York, weighing in at two hundred and sixty five pounds, he is one half of the WPW Tag Team Champions and a member of the Innovators of Wrestling....JERIMIIIIIIAHHHH "THE SHOCKA" RANNNNNNNKSSSSSSSS!!!!

"What I've Done" by Linkin Park hits
Adams stands at the opening of the entranceway with smoke billowing around him for the opening of "What I've Done" by Linkin Park. As soon as the beat switches from mellow to rock Adams explodes through the entranceway as pyro shoots up from the stage. Adams keeps his hoodie on and rolls into the ring and flips it up and dose the Tommy Dreamer-esque pose in the center of the ring when the chorus hits, as he screams aloud to the fans. Jerimiah Ranks looks on at Adams with pure disgust written all over his face. The referee takes the title belt from Ranks, and holds it up in the air for the crowd to see, before taking it over to the time keeper. Mike Adams runs over and attacks Ranks straight away, before the referee has the chance to ring the bell.

Daniel: And Mike Adams starts this match off with a cheap shot against his IOW Team mate!

Max: It's not a cheap shot. Adams knows that in this business you need to do whatever it takes to win, and I guess he's just trying to show Ranks that.

Daniel: Yeah, right.

Max: This is going to be..

Static.


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As we come back, Jeremiah Ranks is climbing up to the top rope, somehow having gotten at least five members of the crowd to cheer as he seems to signal for a missile dropkick - as suddenly, "We Made It" by Busta Rhymes (with Linkin Park and all) begins to play throughout the arena. Chris Cage stands at the top of the entrance ramp, with Dan Murph in tow - which seems to distract Jeremiah Ranks, given the way Cage is screaming out something at his partner. Before he realises it, though, Mike Adams comes charging up to the top rope with a huge uppercut - then climbs to join Ranks, shoving him between his legs. He pulls him up.. and drops him in the dead center of the ring in an Unstoppabomb! He goes for the pin...

1..
2..
3!

Mina: And your winner.. and NEW.. half.. of the WPW Tag Team Champions.. Mike... ADAMS!

Daniel: What's going on? Have the IOW really turned on Jeremiah Ranks?

Max: I, uh.. maybe they were coming out to congratulate him?

Daniel: Er.. Dan Murph has a microphone.

Murph: Nice try there, Jerry. In fact.. so nice, I think we might just give you a second chance. See, next week.. I went and asked that muppet of a general manager of ours, and he seems to think that he doesn't have anything better for me to do.. than face you, Jerry. Now, all we really need, far as I'm concerned.. is.. an incentive. See, next week, it's a chance at a rematch for you. All you need to do is.. welll... climb a ladder.

Jeremiah Ranks is still somewhat laid out from taking an Unstoppabomb - with Mike Adams clutching at his head, presumably from something that happened during the match, grabbing the belt and walking to join his stablemates.

Murph: Climb a ladder.. take a briefcase that'll be dangling from up in the ring.. Sound familiar? Happens to be a little specialty of mine. Now.. if you'll excuse me? I have a match, and I should be off.. gotta get prepared, you know?

Daniel: Dan Murph.. Jeremiah Ranks.. a LADDER match?

Max: Wow, that sounds like a good reason to take a commercial break!

Daniel: Need to pee again, huh?

Max: Yup.

[/CENTER]

Camera comes back from commercial with Dan Murph about to walk out to the ring from his locker room when Adams and Cage walk in

Mike: Ready to go champ?

Dan: When am I not ready?

Cage: Then let’s do this.

Dan: Whoa whoa, hold it guys. Look as much as I appreciate the extra hands to kick jobbers’ asses, it’s cool.

Mike: You don’t want us out there?

Dan: Nah, hang here, celebrate! I’ll be back in a bit and then we’re going out baby!

Cage: You just call him baby?

Mike slaps Chris in the back of the head

Cage: Sorry

Dan rolls his eyes and then grabs the WPW Title

Dan: See you in a bit


Tag Team Main Event
Dan Murph & Gunnar Brian Vs. The Stallion & Salvador Karver

Dan then walks out the door to the ring as the camera switches to Mina standing in the ring

Mina: The following tag-team contest is scheduled for one fall and is the Main Event!

“The Other Side” by Aerosmith hits the speakers as Gunnar steps out from behind the curtain with the Florida State Title around his waist. He glances towards the audience before pointing to the belt around his waist grinning. Gunnar then raises his left arm to a major chorus of boos.

Mina: Now coming down to the ring, from Manchester, England, weighing in tonight at 225 lbs, The current Florida State Champion, Gunnar Brian!

Gunnar is now at the end of the ramp way, exchanging words with female fans along the way. Gunnar then takes off the belt and slides it under the bottom rope, as he slides under the rope entering.

Daniel: You have to imagine though When Worlds Collide has to be on the mind of Gunnar Brian.

Max: Well yeah! That jackass of an owner named The One, The ONE, that maniacal bastard as Gunnar’s opponent!

Daniel: Well if you want to use the word maniacal, then it’s one maniac for another! If you are actually suggesting that Gunnar is in any, way, shape or form, you are sadly mistaken.

Gunnar then grabs the belt goes to the center of the ring, goes on one knee and raises the Florida State Title. He then stands up giving the belt to the timekeeper and waits in the ring.

The lights then go out and start flashing red and white strobes as “What a Shame” by Shinedown hits the speakers. Out through the curtain comes the WPW champion. Dan Murph with the title around his waist doesn’t even bother acknowledging the fans and marches towards the ring.

Daniel: Dan Murph has to be in a foul mood after what happened earlier with Killing Joke and Sarah Palin.

Max: Well yeah, you would be to if you got shit shoved in your face!

Daniel: Yeah... Alriiighty Then..

Mina: Now coming to the ring, representing the Innovators of Wrestling, weighing in at 300 lbs, hailing from Waterford, Ireland, The WPW World Heavyweight Champion, Dan Murph!

Dan then enters the ring and gets in Gunnar’s face raising the WPW Title in front of him.

Daniel: Oh my, Dan Murph starting things off tense already.

Max: No, he is just kindly reminding him that he is the WPW champion, and Gunnar is not.

Gunnar responds by getting his Florida State Title. He gets back in the ring and gets in Dan’s face raising his title.

Daniel: I guess what is good for the goose, is good for the gander.

Max: Haha, you just compared them to birds.

Daniel: Did you get on the line that said ‘TRAIN’ or ‘BRAIN’?

Max: Huh?

Daniel: Oh never mind.

Dan raises. Gunnar raises. Dan raises. Gunnar raises. Referee Ray Ramsey gets between the two, taking both titles as he gets sharp glares from both champions.

"Take On Me" by Reel Big Fish then hits the speakers. After the countdown of "One, two, one two three four!" The Stallion bursts from behind the curtain, begging the crowd to get to their feet.

Max: And here comes the weekly epic fail.

Daniel: You are just begging to get your ass kicked aren’t you?

Mina: Now coming to the ring, from Dallas, Texas, weighing in at 215 lbs, The Stallion!

Stallion is now in the ring and climbs the turnbuckle raising his arm in beat to “Take On Me”. Stallion then climbs down and focuses on Gunnar and Dan, not taking his eyes off of them.

“Lounge Fly” hits the speakers as the arena flashes red and black strobes. The drums then kicks in as the lights flash a bright white.

Max: Ah I’m blind!

Out comes Sal Karver. He does a quick glance towards the fans before heading to the ring.

Mina: Now Coming to the ring, weighing in at 195 lbs, from St. Louis, Missouri, “Spectacular” Salvador Karver!

Sal then runs into the ring and tackles Dan Murph as the bell rings. Stallion then goes after Dan as well. Dan is now laying in the corner at the bottom turnbuckle as both men are laying the boots to him. Gunnar is just laying on the opposite top turnbuckle watching.

Max: What the hell is he waiting for!

Daniel: Well, you may not know this but Dan is not the most well-liked individual in the lockeroom.

Max: Gee, Why?

Daniel: Oh I Don't Know Maybe it's cause..

Max (interuputing): IT DOESN'T MATTER WHY!

Daniel: No. No. No. Not ever. No.

Dan is still getting beat in the corner by Stallion and Karver. They look to Gunnar as he motions to them to proceed. They just shrug. The team then brings the WPW champion up and holds him for a double vertical suplex Gunnar then motions 'Fine'. He gets off the ropes, runs the ropes behind the team, then in front, then delivers a double spear forcing Murph down to!

Daniel: My god Gunnar Brian just exploded out of the corner and nearly broke Stallion and Sal Karver in half!

Max: How nice of him to join the match.

Daniel: Yeah, whatever. Folks we have to take a commercial break, we'll be back with more of this explosive main event! The referee has to get control of this match!

Gunnar then leaps off of a kneeling Sal Karver and delivers a Gunnar Slinger to Stallion as TNT goes to commercial




Tuesday Night Turmoil comes back from commercial as Dan Murph is now in the ring with Sal Karver. Murph then drops Karver with a dragon screw. Dan then turns him over and locks in a Stetch Muffler!

Daniel: Oh no! He is bending Sal in half!

Max: He's a human pretzel!

Daniel: You sound very amused.

Max: Well Duh, it's fun to see weird stuff! Haven't you seen Ripleys?

Daniel: What does Ripley's have to do with this match?

Max: You said bending, I said pretzel, god your stupid.

Daniel: I swear you must have had a head injury when you were a kid.

Sal Karver now is grabbing the ropes but Dan is not letting go.

The Referee starts to count.

1
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2
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3
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Fo..

Dan then gets dropkicked to the back of his head courtesy of Stallion.

Stallion then pulls Sal to the Karver and tags himself in

Stallion then runs at Dan but gets a Spinebuster for his trouble!

Daniel: That has to hurt!

Dan then drags Stallion to the corner and reluctantly tags in Gunnar Brian.

Gunnar just stands there staring at Dan

Dan yells at him "Come On!"

Gunnar takes his time getting in the ring and grabs a hold of Stallion by the head, pulls him to the center of the ring and delivers a belly to belly suplex. Gunnar then runs the ropes and delivers a hard elbow drop to Stallion. Gunnar makes a cover.

1
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2
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kickout!

Gunnar shoots the ref a hard glare before pulling up Stallion and holds him in position for a bulldog. Gunnar goes for it but seemingly takes to much time as Stallion doesn't move and Gunnar goes flying on to his back. Stallion then runs and delivers a DDT. Stallion grabs Gunnar Brian and locks in a dragon sleeper!

Daniel: He has the dragon sleeper locked in!

Max: No! No!

Stallion is pulling as hard as he can as Gunnar's face is starting to turn purple.

Dan then rushes into the ring and stomps on to Stallion's head breaking the hold. He then flips off Sal Karver and goes back to the corner!

Daniel: You had to imagine that Gunnar Brian was going to tap there!

Max: No way, he's tougher than a two-dollar steak!

Daniel: Really Max? Really?

Max: Yeah! What's wrong with that?

Daniel: Does copyrights mean anything to you?

Max: Copyright- schmopyright!

Gunnar then gets to his corner and Dan foces a blind tag. Dan then runs like mad bull elbowing Stallion in the back of the head blocking a tag. Dan then drags Stallion into the center of the ring and puts him on his shoulders. Dan lets out a yell and is about to drop Stallion with the Blackout! Sal Karver then springboard dropkicks Dan out of nowhere as Stallion falls on to Dan for a cover!

1

2

Thrr. No!!

Daniel: That was so close!

Max: Get Karver out of there! That cheating slime!

Daniel: Damnit! We have to take our last commercial break of the night! Stay tuned! You don't want to miss the end of this match!

Max: Excatly because the winner will be...




TNT returns to see Karver back in the corner trying to rile up Stallion. Stallion eventually gets the hot tag! Stallion then springboards again this time into a flipping neckbreaker to Dan Murph! Karver rolls and delivers an impressive dropkick to Gunnar Brian taking him off the apron! Sal then turns his attention back to Dan Murph and nearly concusses him with an SSKick! Sal makes a cover!

One!

Two!

Thre..

Dan grabbed the rope!

Daniel: That would have been it!

Max: Great ring presence by the WPW Champion!

Dan is on dreamstreet as Sal is urging him up and stalking him. Sal then goes and delivers Once and For All! Cover!

Daniel: This is It! Karver and Stallion are about to get the upset!

One!

Two!

Three.. No!

Gunnar Brian then breaks up the pin!

Daniel: That was So Close!!

Max: Thank God!

Daniel: You have to imagine that the only reason Gunnar is acting as a cooperative partner is because he doesn't want to lose!

Sal then tags in Stallion who climbs the top turnbuckle facing the crowd. Stallion kisses his necklace and leaps for The Showdown on to the WPW Champion!

Daniel: What height on that! Wait Wait a minute! Dan caught him!

Max: Yes!

Murph caught Stallion and then gets up and puts him on his shoulders. Dan then delivers The Cyclone!

Murph signals to Gunnar to get Sal, to which he complies

Murph then locks in the Black Death!

Daniel: Black Death! Black Death! He has it locked in!

Max: This is over!

Murph is pulling back with all his might and an incensed look on his face. Referee Ray Ramsey calls for the bell signaling Stallion passed out.

Mina: Your winner by submission, the team of Gunnar Brian and Dan Murph!

Daniel: The Black Death has claimed another victim.

Camera then turns to Gunnar Brian who grabs both the Florida State Title and the WPW Title. He then climbs into the ring unbeknown to Dan Murph. Dan is staring at his dirty work of a choked out Stallion as the referee is checking on him. Dan then turns around and sees Gunnar and is ready to fight. Gunnar then holds the WPW World Title in his hands and stares at it.

Gunnar then shoves the title to Dan's chest and gets back in his face

Gunnar: Soon

Gunnar Brian then exits the ring as Dan watches him walk now with the WPW Title on his shoulder. The lights then go out.

Daniel: Oh Come on! Now What!

Bells start to toll

Daniel: Oh My!

Max: It's Undertaker!

Daniel: Will you shut up already!

Bell tolls again. Then lightning strikes the stage.

Max: Holy Sh*t! Scared the hell out of me!

Daniel tries controlling laughter

Black Sabbath then starts to play as a spotlight hits the stage, and one in the ring over Dan Murph who is standing ready for a fight.

Out walks The Killing Joke to the stage

Daniel: Dan wants Killing Joke in the worst way!

Max: Want each other? They wanna kill each other!

Daniel: When these two meet it will be insane! We have to go! I am Daniel Juststice, He's Max Stockton! Goodnight Everyone!

The 'Go Home Shot' is of Dan Murph staring at Killing Joke.



J.T Edwards Vs. Logan Wentworth Vs. Sky Ryder - HBK619
Mike Corral & Xavier Ray Vs. LaVigne Dynasty - Mike Adams
Jason Silver Vs. Brock Goodman - Mike Corral
KJ Vs. Obama & McCain - LegendaryKen
Ranks Vs. Adams - DjM with assist from Aperama and Warner Bros Entertainment
Main Event - Guru of Greatness

[Gunnar Brian]

Ohh I get One at WWC, fun.

Will review properly, but one thing I really want to point out is the 'Soon'comment by Gunnar which seemed a little off. I can sort of understand where it came from, but yeah, seemed a little off for my liking. As I said, will review later but I needed to point that out for my sanity.

[blade13]

I didn't understand my match..who won?

[DjM]

Blade, if you try actually READING the match, other than just looking for the lime bits, its blatently obvious who won your match!

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go get the terd out of my hair...

[Chazz]

Short comments here. Show was solid, and good to see The One vs. Gunnar Brian will happen at WWC. Presidential match was a riot. Good job on the main event Guru. If I get time to review more in depth I will. Overall though, a good show from beginning to end.

PS. Blade, you lost your match my friend.

[Mike Corral]

Though he kicked my ass every which way.

Still, Xavier and I won. Beat that John McCain!!

P.S.: Angel's Halo? Haven't busted that one out in a while. Might as well add it though.

[legendaryken]

Yeah, fine show overall though, in the WPW universe, Sarah Palin doesn't speak - she just makes dog type noises, so that must've been Tina Fey in the segment.
Whadd'ya think? Should KJ kick her to the kerb like an empty Burger King carton, or keep her around for another four years like a faithful puppy? The groupie line is looking a bit threadbare these days and he needs the female .....ahem.....'company'.

[blade13]

TNT is okay this week.

[JasonSilverTX]

TNT is okay this week.

That doesnt count as a review...


Anyways, I liked the show overall. Sorry Icouldn't help out, I have just been super busy and all that jazz. I really liked whoever wrote my match, good use of false pins and false hope spots, etc, and the ending was nice. Loved the Presidantial match, good read and funny, exspecially the segment before involving Obama and Mccain. Will review more when Im not rushing back and forth from computer.

[blade13]

I wan't reviewing the show. I was just saying it was okay of a show.

[Mike Corral]

I really liked whoever wrote my match, good use of false pins and false hope spots, etc, and the ending was nice.

You're welcome man. I tried to make it as exciting as possible, and I'm glad you liked it.

I still can't fucking believe there were more LaVigne Dynasty signs than Mike Corral. I had to eat Max Stockton's hat!!

[Aperama]

Nobody noticed the fact that an entire match was replaced with a Youtube copy of a Looney Tunes show? SWEET!

[Mike Corral]

I was too busy laughing at "Wabbit Season, Duck Season". What say we do this sort of thing again next week, eh lads?

No? Just me? Well... still do it!