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[unpossibl1]

Chat about everything Simpsons here! I will start things off....

Best Line Ever: "Owww....it tastes like burning!" -Ralph Wiggum :chuckles:

[.:KnoX:.]

You know... I would like to post something, but your avatar is depriving me of my ability to remember anything at all....

[KusToM KnucKs]

Homer: I think it was called The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down

[The_Wolf]

Beer, the cause and solution to all lifes problems

[unpossibl1]

Homer: "I wanted to see inside so I lit a Q-tip"

That one makes me laugh every time...:)

[Y2J World Champ]

Bart & Lisa: "r we there yet r we there yet"

[BigC]

Ralph Wiggum: The doctor said my nose wouldn't bleed as much if I didn't put my finger up there.

Homer: The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother. I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws.

(To further the one said by KusToM KnucKs)-Homer: I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down."

Homer: I am so smart. I am so smart. I am so smart. S-M-R-T. I mean, S-M-A-R-T.

Lisa: I am the lizard queen!

Homer: I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals fa-laaaaming.

Homer: Operator. Give me the number for 911.

Homer: Simpson, Homer Simpson. He's the greatest guy in history. From the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree. AAH!

Ralph Wiggum: I found a moonrock in my nose

Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers! I'm learneding!

[Mr. Long]

Here's mine:

Ralph Wiggum: Daddy, this tastes (or smells, I forgot) like grandma.
Cheif Wiggum (after tasting): You're right son, this does taste (or smell) like grandma.

(The next one comes from the Hit and Run game. Go into Ned's back yard and knock on the door of the bomb shelter. When it opens, one of the responses is...)
Todd Flanders: Is that you Lord?

Ned:Aren't you boys glad that we don't believe in vaccinations?
The Boys (both under a blanket, extremely sick, and shivering on the couch): YEAH!!!
Tod (reaching upward toward "the light"): Mommy?!

One of the twins: I'm so hungry I could eat at Arby's
Everyone together: HUH!!!

Apu: Thank you come again.

[Gravity]

Apu-"Go ahead, shoot. I assure you it won't be the first time!"

[Lover Nuts]

"I've heard of a wailing wall but this is ridiculous!" - Krusty the Klown

"Lock 'em up toys" - Chief Wiggum

[Superman33]

Mr. Burns: "Homer, just remember, there is no muscle stronger than the human heart."

Homer: "What about the weiner? I guy on TV lifted a paint can with his."

[TheMainMan25]

Homer Simpson (to Marge when he changed his name):
No One Cuddles with Max Power! You strap yourself in and feel the G's!

(The Simpsons go to Japan and see a sumo wrestling match. One of the sumos take Homer's pretzel. Homer gets into the ring to get it back but he can't, so he tags in Bart-who hits the sumo wrestler over the head with a chair. Then the Emperor enters the ring.)

Emperor:
Hello. I am the Emperor.

Homer:
Oh Yeah! Well, I'm clobbersaurus!

(Homer throws the Emperor out of the ring)

Homer:
All Hail Emperor Clobbersaurus! (Kisses his muscles as the crowd boos).

[badbilly3d]

Homer: Face it, kids, you tried and you failed miserably. The lesson is...never try.

Homer: (After Death Match is announced on wrestling between Iron Yuppie and Dr. Hillbilly) "I hope they kill that Iron Yuppie, thinks he's so big."

[legendaryken]

Worst thread ever......

[TheMainMan25]

Worst thread ever....


Then take your Scottish ass outta here.

[Raven]

Homer: You're going to have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel!"

[unpossibl1]

Homer (while Marge is looking at crafts at the Chilli cookoff): C'Mon Marge, less artsy more fartsy!

[The Pez]

Santa's Little Helper: "Chewy"

[Superman33]

Homer and Bart are handcuffed together.

Bart: "C'mon Homer, I've gotta go to the bathroom."

Homer: "Here, use the bottle."

Bart: "C'mon Homer!"

Marge: "Oh Homer, just take the boy to the bathroom!"

Homer: "Fine! I don't know why we even have a bottle! Could somebody tell me?"

[Y2J World Champ]

Hot Dog Seller: Lady, he's putting my kids thru college."

[Mr. Long]

We need a poll to determine the best line from The Simpsons.

[legendaryken]

Then take your Scottish ass outta here.

I suspect my Comic Book Guy quote just flew right over the MainMan's head.

Here's another one:'Breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you, thiswill mean much less breeding. For me, much, much more.'

[12]

I got that, that is a genius episode with the comic book guy pointing out holes in the plot. Comic book guy = comedic genius

Bart: (Gasps) 99 cents.
(Bart enters shop)
Bart: I want to buy a copy of Bonestorm, here's 99 cents.
CBG: Huh. Allow me to summarise the proposed transaction. You
wish to purchase Bonestorm for 99 cents, net profit to
me, negative 59 dollars.
(CBG opens the till)
CBG: Oh, oh, please take my 59 dollars, I don't want it, it's
yours.
(Bart reaches for the money)
CBG: Er, er, er. Seeing as we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I
shall close the register at this point, and state that
99 cents is the rental price.
Bart: Oh, then may I please rent it, please?
CBG: No you may not, I am all out, though I do have a surprising
amount of Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge.

[unpossibl1]

Ralph: "Me fail English? That's unpossible!"

[Superman33]

"Disco Stu doesn't advertise."

[badbilly3d]

When former MLB player Steve Sax was in Sp'field to play for the Power plant softball team and got stopped by the cops.

Eddie: Hey, he's from New York.
Lou: I heard someone got killed in NY once and they never solved the crime.
Sax: but they have lots of unsolved murders in NY.
Lou: You don't know when to keep quiet do you, Saxy boy?

[Weaf]

Homer: Why must you toy with me oh lord?

Marge: That's not God, it's just a waffle that bart threw up there.

Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee. Mmmmm...Sacrilicious.

[Superman33]

One that came on yesterday had some funny lines.

Indian: "Here. Drink this."

*Bart and Homer drink*

Indian: "The bear urine will make you strong."

*Bart and Homer have confused looks on their faces*

Indian: "I'm just kidding. It's Fresca."

Homer: *Spits out in anger* "FRESCA?!?!"




Homer: "Look at those city slickers, with their pointy hats."

Marge: "Homer, those are elk."

Homer: "I still hate them!"

[KusToM KnucKs]

Edna: Is there a Mrs ComicBookGuy

ComicBookGuy: I was going to get maried once in an online game of dungeons & dragons but that would have saverly drained my life crystals

Edna: Haha you Kidder

CBG: Ha yes....Kidder

[Madhatter1]

Homer: "Save me Chaka Khan Chaka Khan."