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[TheMainMan25]

The Main Man is sitting in the back of his limo, watching the promos of the superstars involved in the battle royal today. He wasn’t going to say anything or cut any promos today, but something has to be addressed. Every promo that the superstars have cut have alluded to the fact that they will be facing Dust at WrestleFest, and that has pissed the Main Man off.

The Main Man, the Warden of Whupass, gets out of his limo. He looks like a million bucks, which is appropriate, because today is payday and that’s precisely how much money should have been deposited into his bank account this morning. It’s currently too early to cut a promo in the ring, but if he can find Jeff LeMass or Michelle Matthews, he can do a backstage promo. He turns the corner and sees Michelle Matthews coming out of the restroom. The Main Man walks right up to her.

TMM:
You washed your hands right?

Michelle:
Of course I washed my hands! What kind of question is that?

TMM:
The Main Man needs to cut a pre-show promo. Think you could help out with that?

Michelle:
Um, sure. Just let me go get a cameraman. So…where would you like to do it?

The Main Man stares at her like she just grew a second head.

Michelle:
I meant where would you like to do the promo?

TMM:
Oh. The Main Man wasn’t sure since you mauled Jesse Long a couple days ago. What the hell were you thinking about? The Main Man thought that you had better taste than that.

Michelle:
I didn’t maul anyone! He kissed me!

TMM:
Sure he did. Just come find the Main Man when you’re ready.

The Main Man goes to his dressing room and opens a bottle of water. About 5 minutes pass before there’s a knock on the door. Michelle is standing outside with a cameraman.

Michelle:
You ready?

TMM:
The Main Man was born ready.

Michelle:
What’s the subject? Dust?

TMM:
Just turn on the camera and let the Main Man take care of it.

Michelle:
Ok.

Michelle gives the cameraman the signal to start rolling and the cameraman turns on the camera.

Michelle:
Main Man, you said that you had something very important to say. What was it?

TMM:
The Main Man was listening to what these nancy-boys were saying about the battle royal. Everyone says that they’re going to win. Jesse Long, Sean Canuxx, Downtown Dani Nichols, Torment, Ava Bundy, Mykal Adams, C.K. Wylde, Constantino, Ivan Drago, D-Dogg, all of them. But it seems to the Main Man that it’s a foregone conclusion to everyone that it’s going to be Dust that the winner will face at WrestleFest. They seem to have forgotten about the Main Man, the Warden of Whupass, the Baron of Beatdown, uCw’s greatest, the man who at one time or another has spit venom at each and every pansy in this federation! You have looked past the biggest star this company has ever seen, bar none! Have you ever looked up into the sky at noon Michelle?

Michelle:
Yes.

TMM:
What did you see?

Michelle:
Um…the sun?

TMM:
“Um…the sun?” Of course it’s the sun! The point is that you don’t see anything else when you look up in the sky with the sun at its brightest. Only the sun. And that’s what the Main Man is like. He is so big a star that people tend to ignore everything and everyone else. And these nancy-boys in the battle royal are looking past the Main Man? There must be something in the water. Check that. Maybe the Main Man is simply being too nice to you nobodies. Normally, the Main Man doesn’t care what you say, or what you do. Maybe the Main Man should start caring. So, the Main Man says this to whoever wins the battle royal tonight: After you win, up your insurance, because the Main Man is going to stomp the piss out of your ass every single day from here until WrestleFest, when you will face the uCw World Champion-the Main Man.. Every…single…day! The Main Man is going to make an example out of you so that no one looks past the Main Man ever again.

Michelle:
What happens if you don’t win?

The Main Man stares down at Michelle.

TMM:
What do you mean, what if the Main Man doesn’t win? You’re talking to the Main Man! Not some 2-bit jobber from the Nowhereville, USA, zip code 00000! The Main Man wins, he wins. That’s his job, that’s what he does.

Michelle:
Anything to say about the current uCw World Champion, Dust?

TMM:
The Main Man has said all he’s needed to say about Dust. Except this: Dust has a chance, one chance tonight, to show the world that he’s legit. That he’s for real. If he doesn’t capitalize on this one chance, two things are going to happen. One, you are going to be absolutely destroyed in the ring by the Bronze Adonis. Two, the Main Man is going to laugh your ass all the way out of the uCw.

The Main Man pauses, obviously worked up.

Michelle:
Anything else?

TMM:
No. That’s it.

Michelle gives the cut signal to the cameraman. The Main Man turns to leave but then stops.

TMM:
Make sure everyone sees that. Everyone, capeesh?

Michelle:
Got it.

End scene.

[Chazz]

Scene opens with Mykal Adams sitting in a chair in his dressing room. He is watching the promo that The Main Man cut earlier that day. He stops the tape, rewinds it and plays the part where Main Man says he will beat the hell out of whomever wins the battle royal because Main Man is guaranteeing that he will be the UCW Heavyweight Champion come Wrestlefest. Mykal stops the tape and rewinds to listen to the same segment again. After a few more times of this, he gets up and turns the vcr and tv off. He puts his arm on the tv set and looks to be deep in thought. He finally looks at the camera and begins to speak.

Mykal: So.........It seems as though the tension is very high in UCW lately. Tonight at Revolution.......a once in a lifetime opportunity will occur when the whole roster will be competeing in a battle royal for the chance to face the UCW Champion at Wrestlefest. Yet....it seems that somebody here in UCW is a little upset because he is not getting the respect he THINKS he deserves.

Mykal sits back down and takes a sip of bottle water and then continues.

Mykal: So.......Main Man..........you and I have not been properly introduced.....well you are looking at "The Ladies Man" Mykal Adams.....the most electrifying man in UCW.......(Crowd pops huge).............the man who up until this moment had never even thought about you.........Bronze Adonis. You may think that is weird......but in case you haven't noticed.......I have quite the feud going on with Ava Bundy. See.....Ava and myself put on the single greatest match in wrestling history at Hardcore Innovation......and at WrestleFest........Ava and I will be locked inside the Hell.......In......A Cell for what is being hyped as the most eagerly anticipated re-match in wrestling history. So....excuse me if I don't seem to have the time to concern myself with The Main Man.

Mykal holds up a piece of paper and looks it over.....then he continues.

Mykal: This here paper in my hand.......MM.........is a list of the men who will be in that very ring tonight with me. Funny thing is.......you aint on this list at all. So......give me one damn good reason why I should be concerned about you. I know......I know.....you and Dust will battle for the title tonight........but MM.......unless you win that match.......then......you aint nothing to me or to any of these men here on this list. The reason you were......overlooked...........is because you are not the marked man. Everyone on this list....including myself.......has one name marked......and his name is Dust. You shouldn't take offense to the guys ignoring you, MM. You win the match tonight and recapture the title.............then trust me when I say that you will get more attention than you will like.

Mykal puts the paper down and stands back up. He looks into the camera and smiles.

Mykal: Main Man............take some advice from the Ladies Man. You need to stop worrying about what we "nancy-boy nobodies" and that we aren't giving you the special attention you feel you deserve. I'd look at the more important issue if I were you. And that happens to be...............Dust. Thing is.....MM....what if you lose tonight? Huh? What you gonna do if Dust makes you tap and keeps the title out of your hands? I think you should have thought about that before you came out here and ran your mouth. Just....friendly advice from the Ladies Man. I honestly don't have anything against you............and to be truthful..........I hope you do beat Dust. However.......you seem to be a man who thinks he can say and do anything he wishes without any thought as to the consequences. And you wonder why some people don't like you. MM...............I wish you luck tonight..........your gonna need it.

Mykal walks out of his dressing room as the scene fades to black.

[IvanDrago]

Main Man, the one thing I've never figured out is, how are you a face? You love pissing on people. As great as you are as a face, you'd be 10x better as a heel.

Imagine using those powers for evil instead of good.........Bwa ha ha ha ha ha.

[Mr. Long]

Yeah man, you definately seem like a tweener to me.

[Peoples King]

If that were the case then the Rock wouldnt have been a superface. But the Rock is a great heel as well. Its a good sign of TMM that he can do these RP's. It allows the writing team to do alot of stuff with him. I would like to see him as a heel though.