Lita-Kane angle

[Gravedigger]

What's the story behind this angle? I asked in another thread on the RAW board and no one told me so I figured I'd ask here instead.

I haven't really been an active watcher of RAW until last night when I watched most of it.

[SCOTT]

Well I think it’s going to be set up like how Kane was with torrie in the attitude error when he was feuding with x-pac.

[Chazz]

Basically, it goes like this. A few weeks ago Kane wanted an answer to the question that he asked Lita. We never found out what the question was. Then, Kane was beating on Matt like a friggin rag doll and Lita came out and made the save by saying "Yes!" to the question. That pleased Kane. Next week Lita and Matt were talking and Lita told Matt how she felt about him and wanted to show him. Matt liked that and Lita went into her dressing to get ready. Kane was in her dressing room and Lita spouted out "I thought it was over" or something like that. Then last week, Kane approached Lita and told her that he had gotten Bischoff to add Lita to the Women's title match at BB. Of course, last night we find out that Lita is pregnant and she doesn't want anyone to tell Matt....which means she thinks Kane is the father of her baby. I think that pretty much sums it up. If I forgot something then I apologize.

[Gravedigger]

Basically, it goes like this. A few weeks ago Kane wanted an answer to the question that he asked Lita. We never found out what the question was. Then, Kane was beating on Matt like a friggin rag doll and Lita came out and made the save by saying "Yes!" to the question. That pleased Kane. Next week Lita and Matt were talking and Lita told Matt how she felt about him and wanted to show him. Matt liked that and Lita went into her dressing to get ready. Kane was in her dressing room and Lita spouted out "I thought it was over" or something like that. Then last week, Kane approached Lita and told her that he had gotten Bischoff to add Lita to the Women's title match at BB. Of course, last night we find out that Lita is pregnant and she doesn't want anyone to tell Matt....which means she thinks Kane is the father of her baby. I think that pretty much sums it up. If I forgot something then I apologize.
So in other words, they repeat their same mistakes over and over again by leaving holes in the plot? Like the question she was asked?

I remember the part where he said he wanted an answer and her saying yes because I watched for a few minutes those weeks and the times when I watched, that happened to be on during those times.

[The Great One]

I am guessing the question was down the lines of do you want to go to bed with me and have a quicky. Somewhere down that lines, and they have done it on Rae a few weeks ago and thats when Lita said i thought it was over, must of been referring i thought we were finished. And now becuse of that she is pregnant.

I am kina guessing this might be the storyline that is going to change Kanes character from heel to face. :( I can see this ending badly and affecting Kane in the long run.

[SCOTT]

Well all I can say is the storyline sucks just like the torrie one did Kane should be ripping people apart not getting beat by Eugene FFS.

He should of been really over by now and be a masive main eventer not some jobber, I think he has what it takes to be a big time player. AIMO

[Peoples King]

Oh sweet here comes a chance for me to put out another scene I made up in my sick little mind:

We open in a hotel badroom. Lita is on the bed looking nervous as hell and we here comotion in the bathroom. The door opens and a tall silhoutte stands in the door. It steps away from the door to reveal that the silhoute is infact Kane in red lace lingeree. (Im not loosing reader's am I?)Lita looks scared as Kane approaches the bed, his ass clearly visible due to the thong. (Oh I see people leaving this page).

Kane: Are you ready to be loveified.

Lita: Ummm...... no.

Kane: What!? H0w dare you say no! I spent 12 hours getting this fitted just for tonight! You said yes on Raw! What the **** is this about? I feel so dirty. Arent I pretty enough for you.

Lita: Its not you its me. I dont think I could go through with this knowing that Matt is in the room next door thinking Im playing twister with Stacy.

Kane: Oh yeah there you go talking about Matt again. Am I just a cheap piece of meat to you!?

Lita: No, its just that I dont think you and me were made for one another. Your a Zebra and Im a Cheetah.

Kane: Im hung like a Zebra!

Kane takes down the lingeree to reveal a 12 inch python..... on the flop I must add. Lita beings to get interested.

Kane: They dont call me the Big Red Monster for nothin you know. 12 flopped, 16 rocked. so how about.

I'll leave the rest to you.

[Chazz]

Oh sweet here comes a chance for me to put out another scene I made up in my sick little mind:

We open in a hotel badroom. Lita is on the bed looking nervous as hell and we here comotion in the bathroom. The door opens and a tall silhoutte stands in the door. It steps away from the door to reveal that the silhoute is infact Kane in red lace lingeree. (Im not loosing reader's am I?)Lita looks scared as Kane approaches the bed, his ass clearly visible due to the thong. (Oh I see people leaving this page).

Kane: Are you ready to be loveified.

Lita: Ummm...... no.

Kane: What!? H0w dare you say no! I spent 12 hours getting this fitted just for tonight! You said yes on Raw! What the **** is this about? I feel so dirty. Arent I pretty enough for you.

Lita: Its not you its me. I dont think I could go through with this knowing that Matt is in the room next door thinking Im playing twister with Stacy.

Kane: Oh yeah there you go talking about Matt again. Am I just a cheap piece of meat to you!?

Lita: No, its just that I dont think you and me were made for one another. Your a Zebra and Im a Cheetah.

Kane: Im hung like a Zebra!

Kane takes down the lingeree to reveal a 12 inch python..... on the flop I must add. Lita beings to get interested.

Kane: They dont call me the Big Red Monster for nothin you know. 12 flopped, 16 rocked. so how about.

I'll leave the rest to you.

LMFAO! King....you should definitely be writing this story for WWE. :winkok:

[SCOTT]

PK what the **** you have some serious issues dude. But funny stuff lmao

[Gravedigger]

12 flopped, 16 rocked.
lmao, that's a good one.

[WordLife]

Wow thinks alot PK, I think you just ruined my day. That is funny as hell, but disgusting at the same time. You are trying to make this angle X-Rated, and in a bad way! Why can't it be Lita in the Red Thong instead of Kane!? Why!? Lol.

[Gravity]

LMAO!!! Damn PK, you just completly screwed me up. My mental state-of-mind may never be the same. Thanks a lot you sick bastard :p

[Peoples King]

Sick bastard...... YES!!! YES!!!! Ava I am going to steel the sick bastard label off you if its the last thing I do! Im a sick bastard.... Woooooooooooooooo

[Duff]

You mean, there was actually some-one sicker than you? That guy must be VERY ****ed up. Absolutely hilarious, and very appropriate. The show is supposed to be Raw, at the end of the day.