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Peoples King
06-15-2004, 12:12 PM
Malone: Hi wrestling fans welcome to UCW Saturday Morning Mayhem live from Salt Lake City. I am Johnny Malone and I am joined by Bobby Rooney. This week is going to be great.

Rooney: Yeah, we have alot of our new additions to the UCW roster on the show today.

Malone: Brad Williams will be here.

Rooney: That freaky dude is taking on Danny Nichols.

Malone: Downtown Danny have proved to be a big hit with the fans.

Rooney: Also on the card we have one half of New Generation Trent Armen taking on one half of ANF Buck Williams, that should be interesting.

Malone: Well we have Hammerlock now in the ring awaiting his opponent for our opening match.

Don't Tread On Me hits the speakers, the fans go wild as Big Ray Williams steps out onto the stage and storms to the ring.

Malone: "Raging" Ray is looking pumped and ready for this one.

Rooney: He just looks like he's in one of his 'roid rages.

Malone: Please don't start.

As Ray gets into the ring, Hammerlock attacks him before the bell with a forearm blow to the head followed up with a kick to the midsection. Hammerlock whips Ray into the ropes elevates him high with a backdrop.

Malone: Hammerlock got in there quick and has taken early control.

Ray lays prone on the mat looking stunned, Hammerlock drops a running elbow on him and goes for the cover.
1...
2... Ray kicks out.

Hammerlock lifts Ray back to his feet, nails him with a backbreaker and goes for another cover.
1..
2.. Ray kicks out strongly.

Hammerlock then continues the punishment with a few stomps to the chest of Williams. He then comes of the ropes and attempts to land another elbow drop but Ray rolls out of the way. Williams slowly gets to his feet as does Hammerlock. Ray hits him with a straight right hand punch to the head, then another, then another then a fourth one to the midsection. Ray whips him into the ropes and plants him with a big boot followed by a legdrop.
1...
2...
3...No, Hammerlock kicks out.

Malone: Williams has finally got some momentem.

Ray then whips Hammerlock into corner and follows in with a big shoulderblock, whips him into the other corner and nails another big shoulder block. As Hammerlock staggers out of the corner Ray grips him by the throat.

Malone: It's chokeslam time, this thing is going to end soon.

Ray hesitates for a few seconds as he signals to the crowd, Hammerlock nails him with a boot in the midsection followed by a Dangerous DDT. Ray lays flat on his back and the insane hammerlock goes to the top ropes. Hammerlock land a vicious elbow drop chest of Williams and makes the cover.
1...
2...Ray throws Hammerlock of him and gets to his feet.

Malone: Ray has got his second wind.

Ray nails Hammerlock with a big right hand, bounces of the ropes and attempts a clothesline, Hammerlock ducks scoops Ray up for an F5, Ray lands on his feet whips Hammerlock into the ropes and plants him with a Bossman Slam.

Rooney: The Master Blaster!

The fans start chanting 'Big Ray'.

Ray awaits Hammerlock getting to his feet, grips him by the throat and drives him to the mat with a one handed chokeslam, Ray gives Hammerlock the last rites, lifts him to his feet sets him up for a powerbomb, taunts the fans then plants him.
1...
2...
3...

Malone: Ray Williams picks up another one.

Rooney: I don't like this guy but he seems more focused now then ever.


(Commercial)

Malone: Up next we have a Wrestlefest preview match, Danny Nichols is taking on Brad Williams.

Rooney: Is Brad Williams another one of Ray's relatives? Well we all know Ray is bit highly strung and shouts alot, his cousin Buck is a bit cookie and he hates the world, so I don't think having a Jesus wannabe in the family would be that odd?

Malone: I am not even responding, let's go up the ring.

Hail Mary hits the speakers and 'The Messiah' Brad Williams steps out onto the stage, and the fans boo like crazy.

Malone: This guy is weird though, he really think he is Christ born again.

Rooney: The WWE have a guy who thinks he's Christ as well?

Malone: Mordeci?

Rooney: No I was thinking Triple H.

Malone: Please.

'The Messiah' taunts the audience with his cruxifucion pose on the turnbuckle they go wild with anger.

Malone: This Salt Lake City people are sensitive about things like this.

Step to me hits the speakers and Downtown Danny Nichols makes his way to the ring and gets a massive pop.

Malone: This kid is tough.

Rooney: The Professor of Thuganomics.

Nichols gets a big pop as he gets into the ring. Bell rings.
Both men tie up in the center of the ring, Messiah gets Danny into a side headlock, Nichols pushes Messiah into the ropes, Messiah, grabs onto the top ropes and slide out to the floor. He then go over to the fans and starts blessing them.

Malone: This guy is a crackpot.

Nichols slides out of the ring stands behind Williams, waits on him turning around and drills him with a big right hand knocking him to the floor, Danny lifts The Messiah to his feet and slams him head first into the post, he rolls him into the ring then quickly follows. The Messiah back off and asks for a time out, but Danny is quick again on the action smacking him in the mouth with a right, then a left then a right followed by a standing clothesline then another then another, Messiah again slips to the outside.

Malone: Nichols is on fire.

Rooney: Brad Williams is having a tough time.

The ref backs Nichols into his corner and lets The Messiah back into the ring. Nichols is straight back on with the offense, with a right hand, a kick to the midsection and then he whips The Messiah into the ropes and hits a big time back drop.
1..
2.. The Messiah kicks out.

Nichols then whips the Messiah into the corner and takes a charge but is met by a big boot, then messiah takes him down with a fujiwara Armbar. Malone: Good wrestling move from The Messiah.

Nichols looks in pain but refuses to tap.

Malone: Good strategy from The Messiah Nichols has had alot of trouble with his shoulder in the past.

Downtown Danny manages to crawl to the ropes and the ref calls for the break. Messiah breaks to hold but then puts Nichols' arm on the bottom rope and stamps on it.

Rooney: That's a good way to break an arm.

Nichols rolls about in pain and the Messiah taunts the crowd, giving the sign of the cross. The fans gets even more hostile.

The messiah continues working on the arm with a variation of a crosslock. Nichols shout out in pain.
Donny Osmond is seen in the front row with his family cheering on Danny Nichols .

Malone: Famous classic pop star Donny Osmond is in the audience tonight and seems well into the action.

Nichols tries breaking The Messiah's grip but he just drops his leg across his throat to get right back in control. After what seems like forever, Danny gets to the ropes and the ref calls for the break but the Messiah won't break, the ref counts.
1...
2...
3...
4...Messiah finally breaks the hold but it seems the damage is done, Nichols holds on to his injured shoulder.

The messiah pulls Danny to his feet and hits him with a butterfly suplex and goes for the cover.
1...
2...
3...No, Danny just kicks out.

The messiah again stomps on his shoulder and pulls him to his feet and plant him with a shoulder breaker and goes for the pin.
1..
2..
3.......No, Danny Nichols kicks out again.

Malone: This kid is tough.

Rooney: He may be damage long term though by this beating.

The Messiah gets Nichols again to his feet and attempts a Dragon Suplex, Nichols nails Messiah with a back elbow and the Messiah pushes him off right into the referee, both Nichols and the ref bump heads. The ref is out. Messiah takes advantage and removes the turnbuckle pad he lifts Nichols up and slams him shoulder first into the metal ring, Nichols drops to his knees and looks in serious pain. The picks him up then plants him with Dominater into a piledriver.

Malone: Messiah Driver.

Messiah makes the cover but there's no ref, Messiah tries to wakes up the ref. Suddenly Donny Osmond climbs over the gaurd rail, gets a chair and slides into the ring.

Malone: Former child star Donny Osmond is in the ring with a chair.

Messiah turn around and is blasted right on the forehand and the chair. The fans go insane.

Rooney: The Messiah was just knocked out by a Mormon.

Osmond slides to the outside as the ref gets to his his feet. Danny Nichols then slowly gets up as well, he awaits the stunned Messiah get to his feet...the fans still going nuts.. kicks him in the midsection and plants him with a rock Bottom.

Malone: The Big D.

1...
2...
3...
Downtown Danny wins.

Malone: What a win.

Rooney: I can't believe what he he nice Donny Osmond just done.

Malone: Well Brad Williams used the exposed turnbuckle and Danny got a little help from a singing mormon. All's fair in love and war.


***

Fraid from here on out Im just going to have to give you the rest of the results. Ray Williams couldnt complete the show due to personal problems and I was unable to finish it off because of other commitments. Mayhem will more then likely not be on this Saturday. Results;


Singles Match
Trent Armen vs Buck Williams
Winner: Trent Armen

Singles Match
Psycho vs Dimbeg
Winner: Psycho

Main Event
Sean Canuxx vs Jesse Long
Winner: No Contest after interference from Guy Lebeau, Hell Raiser, Jeff Hardy and Ray Williams

Chazz
06-15-2004, 01:02 PM
What the hell is Donny Osmond doing at a UCW event? :D I had to read that twice to make sure I wasn't seeing things.

TheMainMan25
06-15-2004, 04:48 PM
It makes perfect sense actually...Ray's on crack. LOL

...that's revenge for that "Ghetto Child" line a month ago.

Superman33
06-15-2004, 05:43 PM
Donny Osmond? WTF?

Well, he helped me win so I can't really complain.

12
06-15-2004, 05:47 PM
That's an intresting twist, never would have seen that coming

Mr. Long
06-15-2004, 06:28 PM
At least I didn't lose, but still, I DIDN'T WIN! But that will all change at WFest :winkok:.

Peoples King
06-15-2004, 06:37 PM
Well Ray considers Donny the greatest artist of all time. Honest to god he does. Trust me I had a long conversation with him about this but he just keeps telling how great Donny is. I have a funny feeling he is going to try to bring him in as Ray Williams manager.

Chazz
06-15-2004, 07:01 PM
Okay...if Ray get's to bring in Donny Osmond, then I am bringing in William Hung as Mykal Adam's manager. :chuckles:

edge-o-matic
06-15-2004, 07:15 PM
the canuxxters empire is officially adding shania twain and celine dion to manage us. wow, donny osmond, where does that come from

The Kid
06-15-2004, 07:20 PM
Yeah, that's an interesting way to lose. I'm gonna get Elvis after you now Supes.

Ray Williams
06-16-2004, 02:35 PM
Right enough with the osmond stuff, big show for this saturday promised.