Snowman
06-15-2008, 07:24 PM
The scene opens up with a view of the city Gladsto...I mean Vancouver, British Columbia. Its a freezing cold day in Vancouver, people are outside in their large coats and mountie suits. The people of Vancouver are happy that the snow is not gone and is likely to stay for another few years until Global Warming finally kicks in. People are walking down town, some people are riding mooses, and some people are sledging. Some people are playing hockey, and some are hunting. As the camera studys the town, we see a snow plow slowly crush over a small animal and occupy a street. A man from across the street screams "Someone famous are gettin' out of that fancy sledge, eh?"
People start ice skating towards the plow, they pull their wooden planks and carving knifes out and they wait until the person comes out, in hope of getting an autograph. The door opens as girls start bellowing in deep and rather unnatractive voices.. When the man is all the way out the plow slowly starts to drive away. The man is dressed in a black WPW jacket, blue jeans, and his shades. The last name LaVigne is on the back of the jacket. The man turns around to face the camera and takes off the shades, revealing his true identity as Canadian actor/comedian and original cast member of SNL, Dan Akroyd.
The camera zooms in on Dan's face.
Dan Akroyd: Live...From Vancouver....It's Sunday Night!!!
WPW Sunday Night Live!
June 15th, 2008
Lennox Pub
Vancouver, BC
TK vs Dorian White
After the opening skit, the real action began in a match that was more lively than a battle between Ben Whyndam and Phill Bennet. TK gave Dorian everything he had but unfortunately for TK, Dorian did the exact same thing back. When ever TK would push, White would shove back. TK was never able to get the upper hand in the match but this didn't stop him from trying to take down White anyway he could. The match ended when TK tried to go for an ambitious flying cross body but Dorian ducked, letting TK crash down on the mat. As TK bounced back up, holding his chest in pain, White grabbed him from behind and connected with a sickening neckbreaker, hooked the leg and got the three count. The crowd's reaction was somewhat mixed; some broke protocol and applauded Dorian in picking up a win with a well timed classic move as opposed to a set up finisher, others boo'd because they were distant relatives of TK and felt bad for him.
Jason Silver Vs. SSG
Silver came out from behind the curtain and although he was a little dissapointed in the realisation that our budget is so low we can't afford good wrestlers let alone decent pyro, he seemed pumped up and ready for the fight of his life...Unfortunately for Siver, his opponent was meant to be SSG. Jason and the ref waited in the ring for several minutes for SSG to show up before the ref called for the starting bell and started the 10 count. After 10 very long seconds and several "SSG ISN'T HERE BECAUSE SHE IS RECOVERING FROM A LONG NIGHT OF PASSIONATE LOVE WITH MAKING WITH ME" chants (perhaps the most rythmical of all WPW chants), the ref called for the bell and raised a dissapointed Silver's hand in victory.
Xavier Ray Vs. Sly
Sly made his way to the ring, proving to SSG that it was indeed possible, and slid under the bottom rope to meet with what can only be described as an onslaught of attacks. Ray didn't let Sly get a move in once as he kept his opponent down with impact move after impact move. After a devistating Tiger Bomb, that knocked his opponent out cold, Xavier went up top and connected with an impressive ariel finisher called "Air X-Ray". He then excitedly covered his opponent and got the three count.
Spaz Vs. Nick Comoroto
Though a slow match to start off with, Como and the Spazquatch put on a quite match once they both got in to the swing of things. The match went back and forth with both men getting the upper hand several times and then loosing it shortly after. I don't think anyone was ready to predict a winner but were more than happy with the entertaining match that was going on in the ring. The end came rather abruptly when Spaz sprinted towards his opponent for a spear but Nick diving out of the way, forcing Spaz to ram shoulder-first in to the turnbuckle. Nick spun his opponent around and quickly delivered a Tilt-O-Whirl spinebuster before rolling him up for the win.
Mike Corral & Justin Dreamer vs. The LaVigne Dynasty
The cold air must have gotten to Beno tonight as he decided to stay home and leave his beloved Blade all by himself against Corral and Dreamer. Blade tried to get the upper hand on his opponents early on, but the two men took advantage of Blade's situation and double teamed him whenever the ref's back was turned (The ref was salsa dancing with a Bengali Tiger so his back was turned for most of the match.) Dreamer got the pinfall after he and his partner utilised the GOD BLESS YOU II 2.0 on poor Blade.
Though a reasonably slow match, the Main Event was possibly the most entertaining of all. Both One and Gunnar Brian when in to the ring and did what they do best; Wrestle. The match went back and forth, with both men entering and breaking holds so many times I lost count. The fans were kept on their feet with each and every move that either men actually managed to get in. The match went on for a good 25 minutes or so before anyone really got the upper hand, and it was when One climbed the top rope! He leaped from the top rope in what looked to be a double axe handle but met face first with a sickening shot from Gunnar's right boot. One appeared to be knocked out cold from the desperation move by Gunnar and so Brian went for the cover.
1....2....KICK OUT!
No more than a milisecond away from the 3 count, One pulled himself together in time to place his boot on the bottom rope, breaking the pin. Gunnar sat up and looked bleakly in to the crowd out of fustration before jumping to his feet and awaiting One's to make it off the ground once more. As soon as One's feet touched the mat, Gunnar throw in a punch to the gut and set his opponent up for the Raven Coloured Streak! Brian slightly lifted the God Like Superstar to pull him back, headfirst on the mat, but One used the momentum to flip up on to Gunnar's shoulders and then deliver a Hurricanrana! Gunnar rolled on to his feet, turned around and walked straight in to a knee to the stomach and One then drove him head first in to the mat with the God Like Drop!
One covered Gunnar in what seemed an extremely long count.
1..............2................3!!!!!!!!!
CREDITS
Main Event Judging: Not Snowman
Everything Else (Including ME writing): Snowman
Note: The hardest match for me to decide was the Como/Spaz one. It was a tough match to call in my opinion and I hope I didn't anger anyone with the decision I made.
People start ice skating towards the plow, they pull their wooden planks and carving knifes out and they wait until the person comes out, in hope of getting an autograph. The door opens as girls start bellowing in deep and rather unnatractive voices.. When the man is all the way out the plow slowly starts to drive away. The man is dressed in a black WPW jacket, blue jeans, and his shades. The last name LaVigne is on the back of the jacket. The man turns around to face the camera and takes off the shades, revealing his true identity as Canadian actor/comedian and original cast member of SNL, Dan Akroyd.
The camera zooms in on Dan's face.
Dan Akroyd: Live...From Vancouver....It's Sunday Night!!!
WPW Sunday Night Live!
June 15th, 2008
Lennox Pub
Vancouver, BC
TK vs Dorian White
After the opening skit, the real action began in a match that was more lively than a battle between Ben Whyndam and Phill Bennet. TK gave Dorian everything he had but unfortunately for TK, Dorian did the exact same thing back. When ever TK would push, White would shove back. TK was never able to get the upper hand in the match but this didn't stop him from trying to take down White anyway he could. The match ended when TK tried to go for an ambitious flying cross body but Dorian ducked, letting TK crash down on the mat. As TK bounced back up, holding his chest in pain, White grabbed him from behind and connected with a sickening neckbreaker, hooked the leg and got the three count. The crowd's reaction was somewhat mixed; some broke protocol and applauded Dorian in picking up a win with a well timed classic move as opposed to a set up finisher, others boo'd because they were distant relatives of TK and felt bad for him.
Jason Silver Vs. SSG
Silver came out from behind the curtain and although he was a little dissapointed in the realisation that our budget is so low we can't afford good wrestlers let alone decent pyro, he seemed pumped up and ready for the fight of his life...Unfortunately for Siver, his opponent was meant to be SSG. Jason and the ref waited in the ring for several minutes for SSG to show up before the ref called for the starting bell and started the 10 count. After 10 very long seconds and several "SSG ISN'T HERE BECAUSE SHE IS RECOVERING FROM A LONG NIGHT OF PASSIONATE LOVE WITH MAKING WITH ME" chants (perhaps the most rythmical of all WPW chants), the ref called for the bell and raised a dissapointed Silver's hand in victory.
Xavier Ray Vs. Sly
Sly made his way to the ring, proving to SSG that it was indeed possible, and slid under the bottom rope to meet with what can only be described as an onslaught of attacks. Ray didn't let Sly get a move in once as he kept his opponent down with impact move after impact move. After a devistating Tiger Bomb, that knocked his opponent out cold, Xavier went up top and connected with an impressive ariel finisher called "Air X-Ray". He then excitedly covered his opponent and got the three count.
Spaz Vs. Nick Comoroto
Though a slow match to start off with, Como and the Spazquatch put on a quite match once they both got in to the swing of things. The match went back and forth with both men getting the upper hand several times and then loosing it shortly after. I don't think anyone was ready to predict a winner but were more than happy with the entertaining match that was going on in the ring. The end came rather abruptly when Spaz sprinted towards his opponent for a spear but Nick diving out of the way, forcing Spaz to ram shoulder-first in to the turnbuckle. Nick spun his opponent around and quickly delivered a Tilt-O-Whirl spinebuster before rolling him up for the win.
Mike Corral & Justin Dreamer vs. The LaVigne Dynasty
The cold air must have gotten to Beno tonight as he decided to stay home and leave his beloved Blade all by himself against Corral and Dreamer. Blade tried to get the upper hand on his opponents early on, but the two men took advantage of Blade's situation and double teamed him whenever the ref's back was turned (The ref was salsa dancing with a Bengali Tiger so his back was turned for most of the match.) Dreamer got the pinfall after he and his partner utilised the GOD BLESS YOU II 2.0 on poor Blade.
Though a reasonably slow match, the Main Event was possibly the most entertaining of all. Both One and Gunnar Brian when in to the ring and did what they do best; Wrestle. The match went back and forth, with both men entering and breaking holds so many times I lost count. The fans were kept on their feet with each and every move that either men actually managed to get in. The match went on for a good 25 minutes or so before anyone really got the upper hand, and it was when One climbed the top rope! He leaped from the top rope in what looked to be a double axe handle but met face first with a sickening shot from Gunnar's right boot. One appeared to be knocked out cold from the desperation move by Gunnar and so Brian went for the cover.
1....2....KICK OUT!
No more than a milisecond away from the 3 count, One pulled himself together in time to place his boot on the bottom rope, breaking the pin. Gunnar sat up and looked bleakly in to the crowd out of fustration before jumping to his feet and awaiting One's to make it off the ground once more. As soon as One's feet touched the mat, Gunnar throw in a punch to the gut and set his opponent up for the Raven Coloured Streak! Brian slightly lifted the God Like Superstar to pull him back, headfirst on the mat, but One used the momentum to flip up on to Gunnar's shoulders and then deliver a Hurricanrana! Gunnar rolled on to his feet, turned around and walked straight in to a knee to the stomach and One then drove him head first in to the mat with the God Like Drop!
One covered Gunnar in what seemed an extremely long count.
1..............2................3!!!!!!!!!
CREDITS
Main Event Judging: Not Snowman
Everything Else (Including ME writing): Snowman
Note: The hardest match for me to decide was the Como/Spaz one. It was a tough match to call in my opinion and I hope I didn't anger anyone with the decision I made.