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rff_guitarist
05-12-2008, 06:52 PM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY! My...I am....The name of myself is...

HERE'S A STORY FOR THE KIDS!



"PLAN-B"

...just call me, Brandon

I am a guitarist...who woulda guessed? I Skateboard....Cuz its cool and chicks DIG it...I fucking LOVE Britain...and England....but i live in Texas...*sigh. I want a tattoo of Texas with the british flag inside of it.. and alot of crosses. I wrestle...and i'm awesome. You cant catch me... I like staying on the mat, but if i have to jump up and snap a hurancanrana to take you down, i will. I try to be traditional. I try to stay off the ropes in anyway. That's pretty much how i learned anyway. I have a band...I won't tell you then name tho...cuz your gonna steal it. I have a Girlfriend, her name is Shannon. I nicknamed her...alot of things....I have a Skateboard...the company is called Plan-B...so i didnt make that up. I was also in a rap group...so yeah...im not just a poor white boy...yeah...stop reading this...it's boring...

Sunshine
05-12-2008, 10:03 PM
Sounds like one hell of a life story. Welcome.

DjM
05-13-2008, 01:22 AM
Lol well life with this guy should be interesting, welcome man.

Nightwish
05-13-2008, 03:21 AM
Welcome to the WP, join WPW and have a great time posting :)

Aperama
05-13-2008, 06:28 AM
Y'know, I really hate to ask this, but..

You nicknamed your girlfriend a lot of things? Or you nicknamed her Skateboard? 'Cause that could be really confusing when she's naked. "Oh, Skateboard, I really love the way your legs look in stockings!"

*ahem*

Welcome to Wrestlepower. Don't mention the almighty P*c of X, and you may just live to find out what the "WP" stands for.

rff_guitarist
05-13-2008, 06:40 AM
Y'know, I really hate to ask this, but..

You nicknamed your girlfriend a lot of things? Or you nicknamed her Skateboard? 'Cause that could be really confusing when she's naked. "Oh, Skateboard, I really love the way your legs look in stockings!"

*ahem*

Welcome to Wrestlepower. Don't mention the almighty P*c of X, and you may just live to find out what the "WP" stands for.

I nicknamed my girlfriend alot of things. My skateboard is from the Brand "Plan-B" and I nicknamed myself after IT... but yeah She does look great in stockings and a set of spitfire wheels...

I just filled out an entire profile for Plan B on the new wrestler forum...but when i posted it...it said i was logged out...and it didnt save any of it...so im saying fuck it...ill do it some other time

TK15GOD
05-13-2008, 02:22 PM
dont ask him what his nicknames are...crazy isnt just his gimmick...ladies and gentlemen, i give you my brother....:angry:

TK

Mike Adams
05-13-2008, 02:36 PM
isn't plan b the name of a morning after abortion pill?

Chaos
05-13-2008, 03:39 PM
Hi. Welcome to the forums, read the rules before posting and enjoy your stay. Mentioning X-P*c will result in you becoming a hate figure on WP. Need any help, please PM me or an admin or a mod or anyone you want.

WTF, why has got a warning already?!

Duff
05-13-2008, 03:46 PM
he was a silly boy by flaming his brother, but i'm sure that was just new member exuberance.


ANyway, welcome aboard. Read the rules or something to that effect. Worship me and everything will go swimmingly.

The Great One
05-13-2008, 04:45 PM
X Pac is the best wrestler of all time.

Welcome to WP, see ya around.

JDK
05-13-2008, 09:15 PM
Aw now stop it man.

legendaryken
05-14-2008, 11:51 AM
Words fail me. Always liked the Sun myself. Page 3 is a great British institution that I'm sure our Anglophile noob would enjoy. I shall now go and roast a small baby to appease the gods of wrestling as they scowl down from on high. (Come on - X-P*c praised then a Chinese earthquake that kills 10,000 people - think that's a coincidence?????)

Nic
05-21-2008, 03:21 PM
I have a number of jokes about bees, if you're interested - well, one of them's more about wasps but it's in the right area. And I play in a band too. I don't skate, I BMX, and I hang around with that kinda crowd. But that's where the similarities end - unless this is your girlfriend here with me sucking me off? Now that would be a coincidence. :)